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00:07Where are you?
00:10Where are you?
00:14I'm thinking even in 2024, goons can stop bureaucratic marriages.
00:18Who are you talking about?
00:21Rehmati and Faris.
00:23Oh.
00:26Faris.
00:30I'm signing his transfer orders tomorrow.
00:33Don't send him a boy.
00:35No, uncle.
00:39Let him sit quietly.
00:41I want to see
00:43if the power of a bureaucrat goon
00:46can make a gentleman goon bow his head.
00:52Just warn him
00:54that because of bureaucrats like you, the reputation of your entire community gets tarnished.
00:59Anyway.
01:01Good night, uncle.
01:04Wait, wait.
01:06Sit.
01:08Let's discuss.
01:20Rehmati, Faris and...
01:23What's his name?
01:25Munna.
01:26Yes, Munna.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Can I ask you a question and answer at the same time?
01:34Yes, of course.
01:38Have you ever fought with a minister or a politician
01:44to save the honor of an innocent person in a police station?
01:48Yes.
01:51Twice.
01:53Twice.
01:55And for that,
01:57I was transferred so far away
02:01that I forgot to fight when I came back.
02:10Oh, God. Yes.
02:13That's the difference between you and Munna's profession.
02:18He won't think that he'll be transferred before the fight.
02:28If you ever get a chance, do meet him.
02:36He's a book to read.
02:41Hmm.
02:58Why are you all quiet?
03:01Why aren't you talking?
03:03Can't you hear me?
03:08Where have you brought me?
03:13I can't hear you. Where have you brought me?
03:16What are you doing?
03:18You don't know me.
03:22People tremble at my name.
03:26What are you doing?
03:33Listen to me.
03:36Where are you going?
03:38I'll deal with each one of you.
03:47Welcome, Mr. Rehmati.
03:49Welcome, Mr. Rehmati.
03:58Please come in.
04:00Why are you sitting there?
04:06Sorry for troubling you.
04:10I had to meet you.
04:13I can't come to the hospital.
04:15So I thought of calling you.
04:20Hope the ride was comfortable.
04:28The thing is, Mr. Rehmati.
04:31He's getting married on Friday.
04:38I'm sad that he's getting married.
04:43You're sad that he's getting married to Munna.
04:50So I thought of celebrating this sad night together.
05:01Here you go.
05:04No.
05:06You'll have to drink today, Rehmati.
05:09Or else you can say that you don't have any dignity.
05:20I'll kill him.
05:23That's what I'm talking about.
05:25That's why I called you.
05:28But tell me.
05:30What should I hit him with to kill him?
05:37I think...
05:39My legs are hurting.
05:42No, Rehmati.
05:44The pain is in your heart.
05:46You feel that your legs are hurting.
05:52These are the side effects of love.
05:55Because of which the pain is somewhere else.
05:58But the feeling is somewhere else.
06:05I'm sorry, Rehmati.
06:07I didn't mean to hurt you.
06:10Tell me.
06:12What will you do?
06:16I'm paralyzed. What can I do?
06:19And how will I do it?
06:22He's getting married on Friday, Rehmati.
06:31You'll stop him.
06:33Support him.
06:34Support him.
06:38Mauzam was my strongest man.
06:45I didn't die because of his bullets.
06:50Not Mauzam.
06:53The one who wants to kill him...
06:57...is the one who will kill him.
07:00The one who hates Munna.
07:09Khursheed!
07:14But do one thing, Rehmati.
07:18Don't kill him.
07:20Kill him.
07:28Cut his hands first.
07:36Then cut his legs.
07:42He doesn't need to be killed.
07:46He'll die in pain.
07:50He'll die in pain.
08:17I don't like this name.
08:21Why don't you like it?
08:25In a war, there's a ceasefire.
08:28And a ceasefire can happen anywhere.
08:30But our war is with those...
08:33...who look like friends.
08:37Where's Munna?
08:39He's praying.
08:41What?
08:43He's praying, dad.
08:51Come.
08:53Your room.
08:55A1.
08:57Hi.
09:00Where's Mauzam?
09:02Mauzam fell down the stairs.
09:04I called him.
09:06Call him.
09:08Are you blind?
09:10Couldn't you see?
09:12Call him.
09:14Call him.
09:16Call him.
09:18Call him.
09:20What did he say?
09:22He did.
09:24When will he come?
09:26He's on the way.
09:28Is he getting married?
09:30His wife fell down the stairs.
09:32Whose wedding?
09:39What are you doing here?
09:41I came for your check-up.
09:43You shouldn't have gone out.
09:45It was a government meeting.
09:47I had to go.
09:49Do your check-up and leave.
09:52Please.
09:54Please sit.
09:57Be careful.
09:59Watch your step.
10:01Lift your leg.
10:03Lift it.
10:19No.
10:26Tell me something, doctor.
10:31Do you know everything about the body?
10:35Of course.
10:39You're wrong.
10:43I don't know much about the heart.
10:45I'll give you a chance.
10:47You only know if the body is moving or not.
10:51You don't know
10:54what's going on inside.
10:58I'm here.
11:00Lie down.
11:02Your check-up will take 10-15 minutes.
11:04How long?
11:0610-15 minutes.
11:08I'll be back in 10-15 minutes.
11:10Leave now.
11:12Take them out.
11:15Leave now.
11:22Come.
11:25Sorry, I was at home.
11:29You're safe.
11:31Who?
11:33Your wife.
11:35Yes, I'm safe.
11:38I'm telling you.
11:40Cut your hand.
11:42Your wife will be paid.
11:45I said, cut your hand.
11:47Cut Munna's hand.
11:49Don't cut his hand.
11:51No, sir.
11:53First, cut his hand.
11:55Then, cut his leg.
11:57If you're still alive,
11:59think about cutting his hand.
12:03But,
12:05to cut his hand,
12:07you'll have to go near him.
12:09You'll have to catch him.
12:11So?
12:12He didn't die after taking so many bullets from a distance.
12:14How will he catch him?
12:19Mohsin, you're acting too smart.
12:23Do you know what it means to cut hands?
12:27What do you mean?
12:32How many hands does Munna have?
12:36Two.
12:42Three.
12:47First, Dilbar.
12:50Second, Zulmi.
12:53Third, Mani.
12:55These are the names of those years.
13:01Now tell me, how many hands does Munna have?
13:05Three.
13:12Let's cut one hand.
13:19Which one?
13:31Dilbar's hand.
13:39Dilbar is dead, right?
13:42So, Munna can't even think of getting married for the next ten years.
13:51Dilbar.
13:56Let's finish him.
14:09Uday, run.
14:10I used to make his bed.
14:14And, he used to give Rs. 100 as a reward.
14:17I see.
14:19So, what does your father do?
14:22He doesn't do anything now.
14:26He was murdered.
14:32He was a mechanic.
14:34I see. Good.
14:36So, why was he murdered?
14:41No one asks about a poor man's murder.
14:45They just try to shoot him.
14:52He was a mechanic.
14:54His girlfriend hit him with a car.
14:57Dad got a call at midnight.
14:59She said, come.
15:01Come and take the car.
15:04Dad said, no.
15:06Leave the car in the workshop.
15:08That's it.
15:10And then?
15:12Then what?
15:14She hung up the phone.
15:16And picked up dad.
15:18Dad was active.
15:20He used to fight back.
15:22But, only death comes before the stubbornness of poverty.
15:26After some time, I became rich.
15:28And, I also bought a gun.
15:35By then, that MNA
15:37had become an ex.
15:41After a couple of months,
15:43when he came out of jail,
15:45I tried my gun on him.
15:52Did he die?
15:54I went and checked.
15:56I did a course on dispensary.
15:58I saw the nerves.
16:00I even saw his eyes.
16:02He died.
16:11When he came out of jail,
16:13he had a flower on his neck.
16:16I put the same flower
16:18on him.
16:21And, Dilbar's work was done.
16:26Do you know?
16:28When he used to go to the court for a case,
16:30he used to make a sign of victory with a big chest.
16:34And, I used to stand with a cheap lawyer
16:36and keep looking at his face.
16:41Dilbar.
16:43Look,
16:45that time will come.
16:48This country has to stay alive, Dilbar.
16:52For that, everyone has to die.
16:56If we don't die, we will kill these scoundrels.
17:01Mr. Mona, they won't come upstairs for the next two days.
17:04Both these rooms are locked.
17:06They will come tomorrow.
17:07Both these rooms are locked.
17:10Good night.
17:13Listen.
17:38Good night.
17:50God bless you.
17:52Oh, God.
17:54A man's wife is very fat.
17:57Okay.
17:59One night, a man...
18:01Have you heard this before?
18:03No, no, no.
18:04One night, a man wakes his wife up from her sleep and says,
18:08wife, if you don't mind,
18:10I have been thinking about a question for a long time.
18:13If you don't mind, can I ask you?
18:15Wife says, yes, ask.
18:18The man says, wife, what do you think?
18:22Should a person die suddenly
18:25or should he die in a jiffy?
18:27The wife answers after thinking for a while.
18:31I think it is better to die suddenly.
18:34Then the man says...
19:04The car will be fixed.
19:35Who is it?
19:37Breakfast is ready. Come.
19:48What are you looking at?
19:50Eat.
19:54Wait a minute.
19:56First thank me, Mani and Zulmi.
19:59Thank you, sister-in-law.
20:01Thank you, sister-in-law.
20:04What are you saying?
20:06I don't know since when I am saying this.
20:08Brother said, don't say it in front of you.
20:11What did brother say?
20:12Nothing.
20:16You just have breakfast.
20:34Come.
20:45Greetings, sir.
20:46Greetings.
20:47Have a seat.
20:48Thank you, sir.
20:53What would you like to have?
20:55Coffee, I think.
20:57Oh, good. Sure.
21:01Coffee.
21:05I called you the other day
21:08and sent you back without meeting you.
21:11Why?
21:14You were busy, sir.
21:15No.
21:17I was not busy at all.
21:22I just wanted to tell you that
21:25when we come here as bosses,
21:28we also become subordinates of someone
21:31at the same time.
21:38Anyway,
21:40you must have got angry and abused me.
21:43No, sir. This is not possible.
21:45It happens.
21:47When our boss used to call us,
21:49make us sit and send us back without meeting us,
21:51we used to get angry too.
21:52We used to abuse him a lot.
21:54It's normal.
21:56There is a lot of darkness
21:58between not understanding and understanding.
22:01And in this darkness,
22:02if you walk fast,
22:04you will bump into a lot of walls.
22:08When your head will bump,
22:12you will abuse, right?
22:16Very interesting concept, sir.
22:18I will remember it.
22:20Very interesting concept, sir.
22:22I will remember it.
22:24I know you will never remember it.
22:27Because you didn't remember those days
22:29that you spent in the orphanage.
22:36Hmm.
22:40I am sorry, sir.
22:41Did I make any mistake?
22:43No, no.
22:44Faris Ahmed, you don't make mistakes.
22:46You don't make mistakes at all.
22:48You just commit a sin.
22:54And when your sinful people
22:57come and beg in front of you,
23:00apologize, cry,
23:02you think that you have done the right thing.
23:07Neither you have done the right thing,
23:08nor you are doing the right thing.
23:16I am sorry, sir.
23:47Hello.
23:49Good morning.
23:51Good morning, sir.
23:53You called me that day.
23:56Now before starting the conversation,
23:57ask me where did I get so much money
23:59to make the channel.
24:02I got angry after hearing it.
24:04In fact, after hanging up the phone,
24:05I also blabbered that how dare you.
24:09After two days, I was informed
24:10that you have resigned
24:11and have sent the car back.
24:14Partly, you were right.
24:16So, obviously,
24:17it was a mercy to give the car.
24:19But I swear,
24:20the car was given to you
24:21because of your hard work.
24:24Sir.
24:26So, do me a favor.
24:28Come to my office right now.
24:31I will serve you tea
24:32and also tell you
24:33where did I earn so much money
24:34to make the channel.
24:42I will see you in two hours.
24:44Yeah, sure.
24:46But come today.
24:49I have a flight to London in the evening.
24:51And before going,
24:52I want to take you to your seat.
24:56Stay blessed.
25:12Whenever you are,
25:16what happened?
25:18I am going to the channel.
25:20The owner just called.
25:22He asked me to come and sit in front of him.
25:24I will tell you
25:25where did I earn so much money
25:26to make the channel.
25:27And he was saying
25:28that there is a flight to London tonight.
25:30Before that,
25:31I will take you to your seat.
25:36He is also returning the car.
25:38He was swearing
25:39that the car was given to you
25:40because of your hard work.
25:43So, Mr. Iqbal Munna,
25:44you were wrong.
25:47How will you go?
25:49I…
25:50You will not go alone.
25:52Dilbar will go with you.
25:55Dilbar, get ready quickly.
25:56I am coming.
25:58Dilbar, are you ready?
26:00Okay.
26:02Hey, be careful.
26:03Be careful.
26:05What is the hurry?
26:06Maybe I will rejoin the channel.
26:09I will come and tell you.
26:13It is true that I got angry.
26:17I am also jealous.
26:24I wanted to stop Zainab
26:27forcefully.
26:30But last night,
26:31I decided that I will not stop her.
26:34No one will stop her.
26:38Even if she is nothing to me,
26:40but
26:42she is my aunt's daughter.
26:46So, I thought
26:47that she should not marry him.
26:50But
26:53now I realise that I should
26:55start acting like a nobody
26:58because
27:00I am a nobody to her.
27:05And so, I promise
27:06I won't do anything.
27:12But still, if you think
27:13that I
27:15will do something in my jealousy,
27:16then please
27:18take action.
27:21If you want,
27:22you can get me transferred.
27:28No.
27:30I…
27:32I
27:33trust you.
27:38If we get married,
27:40I will
27:41stop having
27:42misunderstandings with you.
27:45After the marriage,
27:47I will host a dinner for you.
27:53All right, sir.
28:01It is our responsibility
28:02to keep people alive
28:04even if they are our enemies.
28:09Right, sir.
28:13And thank you, sir.
28:15Take care.
28:39Osam Bhai,
28:41Dilbar has left with Zarnab
28:42in Munna's car.
28:46All right, I am leaving.
28:47Thank you, sir.
28:58How do I look?
29:01You look dashing.
29:05You interviewed Bhai, right?
29:07Yes.
29:10Why don't you interview me as well?
29:13I…
29:15I love coming on TV.
29:20Done.
29:23Sure?
29:24Sure.
29:33Do you want to eat something?
29:34No.
29:37One kebab?
29:39One sarod.
29:41I will get it on my way back.
30:03Dilbar.
30:08Dilbar.
30:11Dilbar.
30:13Dilbar.
30:15Dilbar.
30:17Dilbar.
30:19Dilbar.
30:21Dilbar.
30:26Dilbar.
30:28Dilbar.
30:30Dilbar.
30:32Dilbar.
30:34Dilbar.
30:36Dilbar.
30:38Dilbar.
30:45See you after the break.
31:00Yes, Bhai.
31:01Why aren't you answering your phone?
31:03Sorry, Bhai.
31:05Do you have a gun?
31:06Yes, I do.
31:07Just keep it in your hand.
31:09Okay.
31:37Hello.
31:38Hello.
32:06Hello.
32:08Rehmati speaking.
32:10I got to know. Hang up.
32:18Yes.
32:21Hello.
32:29Okay, I am coming.
32:38Okay.
33:08Okay.
33:38Okay.
34:08Okay.
34:38Okay.
35:08Okay.
35:18Is Rehmati in this hospital?
35:20Yes, Bhai. She is on the upper floor.
35:32There is a police guard upstairs, Bhai.
35:34What else has he done?
35:36Dilbar's post is going to be murdered.
35:39Let it be.
35:56I am very sorry, Mr. Munna.
35:58What happened?
36:00Dilbar is your companion.
36:03What happened, Hasan?
36:06Is Rehmati inside?
36:08Yes, but you are not allowed.
36:11Who is asking for permission?
36:35Who are you?