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00:00:43Okay, please don't forget to remind him, okay?
00:00:49Did you sign it?
00:00:52It was by far your best one.
00:00:54You didn't like the others?
00:00:55No, I did.
00:00:57Five.
00:00:58Five.
00:00:59Four.
00:01:01Well, we are thrilled to have Jillian James back with us
00:01:03with her new book.
00:01:04It's called How to Pick Your Second Husband.
00:01:06Hey, Jillian, welcome to the show.
00:01:07Thank you for having me.
00:01:08Now, you take a very practical look at picking your husband.
00:01:11What inspired you to write this?
00:01:13Well, every 36 seconds there's a divorce happening in America,
00:01:16which tells me there's a problem
00:01:18and we could be doing something better.
00:01:19Are you suggesting that we pick our husband
00:01:21the same way we might write out a grocery list?
00:01:23Well, when you go out to buy a car,
00:01:25you know what options you want.
00:01:27You ask to see a report to make sure it hasn't been damaged.
00:01:30Yes.
00:01:31When we go out to dinner,
00:01:32we only go to places with good reviews.
00:01:34Well, you know, that's true.
00:01:35I live on my Yelp.
00:01:36Exactly.
00:01:37And in the most important decision of our life,
00:01:40we rely on feelings.
00:01:42Yes, but come on.
00:01:43Don't you think the heart wants what the heart wants?
00:01:46All right, well, I'm going to tell you what my viewers want.
00:01:48They want to know, is this how you picked your husband?
00:01:51Justin and I met in grad school.
00:01:53We had a lot in common.
00:01:55We had the same friends, same goals.
00:01:58So, yes, I would say so.
00:02:00He fit into the profile of what I needed.
00:02:02Good, this is good stuff.
00:02:03And I'm so sorry we're out of time,
00:02:05but I do have to offer you a congratulations.
00:02:07You're getting a very special award tonight.
00:02:10I will thank so much for this.
00:02:11If you haven't gotten your copy of the book, you need to.
00:02:13All right, we'll be back right after this.
00:02:15That was great. Thank you.
00:02:16Good luck and everything.
00:02:17Oh, thank you.
00:02:18Oh, you know what?
00:02:19I referred you to two of my friends,
00:02:20Lauren and Jack Murray.
00:02:21Oh.
00:02:22You know, they were the perfect couple until,
00:02:23I don't know, it all just blew up.
00:02:25Oh, that's too bad.
00:02:26Well, actually, if you ask me,
00:02:27they are so busy playing the blame game
00:02:29that they just want to look in the mirror.
00:02:31All right, come on.
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00:03:03You're fine.
00:03:05You're doing great.
00:03:08Remember what we talked about.
00:03:12You know when Harry brought me out here,
00:03:14all he did was yell at me,
00:03:16do this, do that.
00:03:18Well, at least Harry came.
00:03:20Could you imagine Bob out here?
00:03:23There isn't some kid to drive around in all day
00:03:25or some cute little girl serving snacks.
00:03:28Hey, Hudson.
00:03:29Hi, Justin.
00:03:30I'm confirming you'll be there before 7.
00:03:32Be where?
00:03:33Justin, don't do this to me.
00:03:35I don't, uh...
00:03:36The dinner for Jillian.
00:03:37I'm kidding.
00:03:38I wouldn't forget that.
00:03:39Good.
00:03:40Okay, 7 o'clock in St. James' room.
00:03:42Suit and tie, Jillian laid them out for you.
00:03:45Please don't be late.
00:03:47Got it, boss.
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00:04:49Hi.
00:05:03You look great.
00:05:04Where's your suit?
00:05:05I'm happy to see you, too.
00:05:07No one's looking at me.
00:05:09They're all looking at you.
00:05:11You're wearing your boots.
00:05:13I promise, no one's looking at my feet.
00:05:16You would have looked so perfect.
00:05:20Let it go.
00:05:23It was a nice evening.
00:05:24You gave a great speech.
00:05:26And it's over now.
00:05:29Just once I wish things would go as planned.
00:05:32Sorry.
00:05:33I was running a few minutes behind.
00:05:36I'm sorry.
00:05:37I'm sorry.
00:05:38I'm sorry.
00:05:39I'm sorry.
00:05:40I'm sorry.
00:05:41I'm sorry.
00:05:42I was running a few minutes behind.
00:05:45Forget it.
00:05:46It's fine.
00:05:49I'm not the therapist, but that sounds a little passive-aggressive.
00:05:54You're right.
00:05:55You're not the therapist.
00:06:06Keep it all bottled in.
00:06:07Someday it's going to spew.
00:06:11I think your words were, let it go.
00:06:13I get it.
00:06:14You're not changing.
00:06:16What's wrong with me?
00:06:20I'm tired.
00:06:22I'm going to sleep.
00:06:30I'm going to sleep.
00:06:39I'm going to sleep.
00:06:50I'm surprised you still have any teeth left to brush.
00:07:05I'll wear my night guard tonight.
00:07:08You're still mad I didn't wear a suit last night?
00:07:11When you say it like that, you make me sound petty.
00:07:14Well, then what is it?
00:07:16I feel like you don't respect me enough to be there for me when I ask.
00:07:20Jill.
00:07:23I was there.
00:07:24You were barely there.
00:07:30I don't even know what that means.
00:07:32Well, it means that I would like to depend on you once in a while.
00:07:43Well, I have an early anniversary gift for you.
00:07:47What, are you going to leave something shiny in front of me?
00:07:53No, I know better than to pick out jewelry for you.
00:07:56I booked us that trip we always talk about.
00:07:58We'll be in Paris for our anniversary.
00:08:01Wow.
00:08:04That's very sweet of you.
00:08:11I thought I always talked about that trip.
00:08:16And you know I can't go, not now.
00:08:18You can or you won't?
00:08:19No, I can't.
00:08:21My publisher needs the first draft of my next book by the end of the month.
00:08:27I was told there was some kind of mobile device that you could take with you and write while you're away.
00:08:36I don't even have an idea yet.
00:08:49You know, a lot of people think that's my best one.
00:08:53Make a list.
00:08:55Your ideal husband would...
00:08:57Okay, can we not do this now?
00:08:59My ideal husband would...
00:09:04Wear suits and always be on time.
00:09:15That's what you thought you were getting.
00:09:21You weren't happy.
00:09:24Yeah, now you're not happy.
00:09:26You can't make me happy or unhappy.
00:09:29You don't have that power.
00:09:33But you wish I'd worn the Navy suit.
00:09:38I have a nine o'clock.
00:09:42You always conveniently have an appointment whenever we start to talk.
00:09:46We just talked.
00:09:57Great.
00:09:58Here, take mine.
00:09:59No, it's fine.
00:10:17Justin dropped this by while you were with someone?
00:10:21Dinner's six p.m. at the Oak Room.
00:10:24Jake never does anything like that.
00:10:27I'll be right back with the soup menu.
00:10:29Thanks.
00:10:31Those are the best short ribs I ever had.
00:10:34I'm ready to go home and pack.
00:10:35How about you?
00:10:37I told you I can't go.
00:10:39I know you don't love surprises.
00:10:42This is the only way I could...
00:10:44You thought you'd trap me?
00:10:47I wouldn't call it a trap.
00:10:51Look, how can I go when I have so much going on?
00:10:58Just because you can't go doesn't mean I can't go, right?
00:11:03You want to go on our trip without me?
00:11:06Well, uh...
00:11:10Thanks.
00:11:11Anything else? Coffee?
00:11:12No, we're fine.
00:11:15She's the bell.
00:11:18You think you can fix something with a trip? You can't.
00:11:23So you're saying you want me to stay?
00:11:26As in not go?
00:11:27Well, just because I can't go doesn't mean I want you to go without me.
00:11:30Yeah, then come with me.
00:11:32No, I have a deadline.
00:11:34Your life is one big deadline.
00:11:38Well, somebody has to pay the bills.
00:11:41There it is.
00:11:50I'm ready to go.
00:12:03What should I tell everyone?
00:12:06Whatever you want.
00:12:12If you could go back in time and do it all over again,
00:12:18would you choose me?
00:12:25Simple question, Jill.
00:12:27Shouldn't have to think.
00:12:41Just go.
00:13:11Beep.
00:13:42If I have your permission, I will be taping our session.
00:13:46Will anyone see them?
00:13:47No, no, absolutely not.
00:13:49All right.
00:13:51So, how long have you been married?
00:13:54Two years.
00:13:55And how long have you and your husband been having problems?
00:13:58If I had to be honest, before we got married.
00:14:02And you overlooked them. Why?
00:14:05All of my friends were getting married.
00:14:07And that's what you wanted?
00:14:09We had a beautiful wedding.
00:14:12So you got married and found out that marriage doesn't fix everything.
00:14:16Problems don't go away.
00:14:18No, they did.
00:14:20We had an amazing honeymoon.
00:14:22We spent a month touring Italy.
00:14:24And then when we came home, everything slowly became ordinary.
00:14:29Ordinary?
00:14:30Kind of boring.
00:14:32Peter's an investment banker.
00:14:34Do you know what an investment banker is?
00:14:37He works. All the time.
00:14:39Even when he's home, he's working.
00:14:42And you never told him how you feel?
00:14:45Every time I bring it up, he gets mad and we end up fighting.
00:14:49So you decided to have a baby.
00:14:52I thought it might make things better.
00:14:55And your husband agreed that this was a good idea?
00:14:58I waited until I was pregnant to tell him.
00:15:01I think it's more romantic, don't you?
00:15:03Like an old movie. I just love old movies.
00:15:06So you didn't think that he should be included in this decision?
00:15:10I didn't need to.
00:15:12I was taking the pill, so I stopped and I got pregnant.
00:15:17Right. Of course you did.
00:15:19So what do you want now?
00:15:23I want Peter to want to spend more time with me.
00:15:27And you thought the baby would help with that?
00:15:29I am beginning to think there's a problem with him.
00:15:32With him.
00:15:35Okay.
00:15:41Good boy! Isn't he cute?
00:15:44I think I put on some sad music to go with those sad eyes.
00:15:47Look, he likes you.
00:15:49Are we doing this again?
00:15:51You asked me to take one of these sad little dogs just because they don't have a home?
00:15:54You are in a great mood.
00:15:57Oh, well, you wouldn't believe what Justin did.
00:15:59Well, unless he's peeing on your carpet, I don't think I can help you.
00:16:02No, he expected me to just drop everything and go on some stupid trip with him.
00:16:06But you didn't want to go?
00:16:08Well, I can't.
00:16:10So he just packed his bag and left.
00:16:12That doesn't sound like Justin.
00:16:14Okay, why does everyone think that he's the cool, easy-going one and I'm...
00:16:18Maybe he's wanderlust. That's a thing you know.
00:16:21Or he could be going through a midlife crisis early.
00:16:24He could be going through a midlife crisis early.
00:16:27Okay, we're not midlife.
00:16:29I said early. I can't just leave on a whim.
00:16:32You know, they do say absence makes the heart grow...
00:16:35What is it? Closer?
00:16:37You know what? No, I'm not the problem. It's him.
00:16:40We used to want the same things, and now I can't even get him into a suit without a fight.
00:16:45Tell me this isn't about clothes.
00:16:47What happened to the guy I married? Huh?
00:16:49I feel like I don't even know him anymore.
00:16:51You know, this probably isn't even about you.
00:16:53He's coming back, and everything is going to be just fine.
00:16:58What if it isn't?
00:17:01You want to go get some food?
00:17:03No, I'm not hungry.
00:17:05Then you can watch me eat.
00:17:09No, I've got to get back to the office, so other people can tell me all about their terrible problems.
00:17:14Fonder. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
00:17:23Fonder. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
00:17:54Hi. Hi.
00:17:56Please.
00:18:02So, how did it go this week?
00:18:06Jack, why don't you go first?
00:18:08Okay, well, uh, I tried to do everything she wanted.
00:18:12That's the problem.
00:18:14You know, I don't want to be a burden.
00:18:16I don't want to be a burden.
00:18:18I don't want to be a burden.
00:18:20Uh, I tried to do everything she wanted.
00:18:22That's the problem.
00:18:24I don't want you to try to do what I want.
00:18:26I want you to want to do those things.
00:18:28See, you'd think she'd be happy I'm even trying.
00:18:31What's my motivation?
00:18:32You need motivation.
00:18:34Okay, let's just back up.
00:18:36Let's agree that you two being here this week is good.
00:18:40And we can agree that there's still work to do.
00:18:43Let's look at your marriage as a team sport.
00:18:46And you two are teammates.
00:18:49You're not competing against each other.
00:18:51I don't play team sports.
00:18:52I run.
00:18:54Can you say that you can trust Jack?
00:18:56Can you depend on him?
00:18:57Not really.
00:18:59Okay, well, we have to talk about that because without trust...
00:19:01What did I ever do?
00:19:03This doesn't have to be about you, Jack.
00:19:06Look, you two have gone through a lot of experiences
00:19:09that in childhood and past relationships
00:19:12that shape who you are.
00:19:16This is you, Lauren.
00:19:20And this is Jack.
00:19:23See, you're filled with marbles.
00:19:26Otherwise known as baggage.
00:19:29And when we start dating, you guys are so polite
00:19:32that you keep your marbles to yourself.
00:19:35But in an intimate relationship,
00:19:37you just start bumping into each other.
00:19:41It's only natural.
00:19:43I mean, we can't keep from it.
00:19:45It's the stuff that we have in us.
00:19:46It's going to come out,
00:19:47and you have to deal with this stuff.
00:19:51Are you okay?
00:19:54Yes.
00:19:56Yes.
00:19:58Yes.
00:20:00I think we should continue this next week.
00:20:05Okay.
00:20:23I'm going to run out and grab some lunch.
00:20:24You want anything?
00:20:28Would you say that I'm closed off?
00:20:30Unable to let anyone in?
00:20:32I mean, we all have stuff from our past, right?
00:20:36Absolutely.
00:20:37I mean, unless you know what you need to deal with,
00:20:39you're going to let it out on someone you're close to.
00:20:42In one of my classes,
00:20:43we're talking about self-awareness.
00:20:45It's amazing how all the little pieces of our lives
00:20:48become the sum total of who we are
00:20:51and our relationships.
00:20:55I think I'll have the salad.
00:20:57Okay.
00:20:58A salad.
00:21:02And don't forget the vinaigrette.
00:21:04On the side.
00:21:05Yes.
00:21:06Got it.
00:21:10I swear, his goal has got to be to annoy me.
00:21:12There's no way he cannot be trying.
00:21:14I think it just comes naturally.
00:21:16I just wish Justin had taken Gary with him on his expedition.
00:21:19If he were so lucky,
00:21:20I would kill for some alone time.
00:21:22Well, me time is very important.
00:21:25It's healthy.
00:21:27I just want to sleep.
00:21:29Tommy's been sleeping in our bed again,
00:21:31which means Larry is taking Tommy's bed
00:21:33and pretending not to hear him cry.
00:21:35Okay, not as a therapist, but as a friend.
00:21:38You have got to get Tommy out of your bed.
00:21:40He's too old for that.
00:21:41Can you tell me how?
00:21:42I am so tired I cannot think.
00:21:46You are the most married person I know.
00:21:49How are you guys still happy?
00:21:52How is your me time?
00:21:55It's very quiet.
00:21:57That is something it is not around here.
00:22:00Hello.
00:22:01Hello, hello.
00:22:02I wish someone was that excited to see me when I get home.
00:22:05Well, if you had a dog.
00:22:06Well, except I don't want a dog.
00:22:08Come to the park with us.
00:22:09It's Saturday.
00:22:11You're allowed to have fun.
00:22:12Well, I'm working on my new book.
00:22:14Oh, now that does sound fun.
00:22:16Hey, it is.
00:22:17I finally have an idea.
00:22:19It's called How to Unlock the Secret to a Happy Marriage.
00:22:22You know, if I can give people something quantitative,
00:22:24something that they can just check off the list,
00:22:26like I'm doing that or I need it.
00:22:28Yeah, yeah.
00:22:29Nicole is going to throw the Frisbee at Maddie and me.
00:22:31So, have you found the secret yet?
00:22:33Not yet.
00:22:34But I'm compiling a list of the traits of my relationships
00:22:37of the clients that I work with or the couples that I know,
00:22:40like you guys on the success side.
00:22:43Once I find the common denominator,
00:22:45well, that's a secret.
00:22:48But you guys have fun.
00:22:50Bye.
00:22:51Bye.
00:22:52Thanks for brunch.
00:22:56Why did you and Daddy split up?
00:22:58I mean, I know that it was another woman, but was it all?
00:23:02Is that not enough?
00:23:04Well, I mean, an affair is normally a symptom, not a problem.
00:23:07I found your father's girlfriend to be a problem.
00:23:10We didn't communicate.
00:23:12Grew apart.
00:23:15Had nothing in common.
00:23:17Yada, yada, yada.
00:23:18That's helpful.
00:23:20Did Justin?
00:23:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:24You are an accomplished, independent woman,
00:23:27and you don't need a man.
00:23:30Don't you miss the companionship?
00:23:32I have a cat.
00:23:35Don't look at me like that.
00:23:36I just have one cat.
00:23:38And that's your dream in life?
00:23:40Just a cat to live happily ever after with?
00:23:42I am not wasting my time chasing something that doesn't exist.
00:23:46Yeah, see, but it does exist.
00:23:48I've seen it.
00:23:49It's rare, but I've seen it.
00:23:51And look, you've seen it too.
00:23:53Grandma and Grandpa have it.
00:23:54They're happy.
00:23:56Okay, it exists, but it's extremely rare.
00:23:59And my mother made her whole life about my father.
00:24:03Is that what you want to do?
00:24:11Hey, Jill.
00:24:12Come on, let your grandpa finish that.
00:24:13It's going to rain.
00:24:15It's going to rain.
00:24:16I'll be in there.
00:24:35You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders.
00:24:38You know, I'm writing a new book.
00:24:40It's called How to Unlock the Secret to a Happy Marriage.
00:24:43It's wonderful.
00:24:44Yeah, it's a great title, but it's all I have.
00:24:49So this is where I get to impart my words of wisdom?
00:24:52Yep.
00:24:55I'm going to tell you what my mother told me.
00:24:58Find someone you love, and then hold on,
00:25:02because it's going to be a bumpy ride.
00:25:05You know, I was kind of hoping that you'd give me a list of do's and don'ts.
00:25:09You know, secrets.
00:25:11You're overthinking it.
00:25:12It's not that hard.
00:25:13Or that easy.
00:25:15I know it's hard.
00:25:16I'm not sure about easy.
00:25:19I mean, you found the right guy.
00:25:22How did you do that?
00:25:23Found him?
00:25:25There were two boys my age, and he had the car.
00:25:29My family grew up in a small town, and he lived right down the road.
00:25:34You picked grandpa because he had a car?
00:25:38Hey, things were a lot more pragmatic back in those days.
00:25:41And he's really cute, too.
00:25:47He was cute, and he had a car.
00:25:50You got it.
00:25:54Hey.
00:25:55Hey, hi.
00:25:56Hi.
00:25:58So, did you find that secret sauce yet?
00:26:00You guys make it look so easy.
00:26:02Anyone who thinks relationships are easy hasn't been in one.
00:26:05What are you talking about?
00:26:06Hey, do you need any help?
00:26:07Do you need any help?
00:26:08No, I think I have it under control.
00:26:12I love her.
00:26:13Aaron, you want a taste?
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:20Alright, that's all you get until dinner.
00:26:22Will you do me a favor and finish putting ice in the glasses and also light the candles?
00:26:26I'm on it.
00:26:27Thanks, babe.
00:26:31Well, you obviously have it all figured out.
00:26:33What's up?
00:26:35You literally have Aaron eating out of your hand.
00:26:37Oh, very funny.
00:26:38No, I'm serious.
00:26:39Like, he would do anything for you, and he'd be happy to do it.
00:26:43He adores you.
00:26:45Anything else, honey?
00:26:46Maybe some music.
00:26:47Thanks.
00:26:48Go get your toy and take it to Daddy.
00:26:54You are a puppet master.
00:26:57I just know what they want.
00:27:01I'll get it.
00:27:02I'll get it.
00:27:04Unbelievable.
00:27:13Okay, seriously?
00:27:14I thought you guys had something rare, something that I wanted.
00:27:17This is no gift.
00:27:19You burst my bubble.
00:27:21Aaron is the best thing that's ever happened to me, and we were both very happy.
00:27:24Your bubble is fine.
00:27:26Did you have him neutered too?
00:27:28Stop it.
00:27:29You know, maybe there is no secret.
00:27:30Maybe it's like Al Capone's vault.
00:27:32Nothing there.
00:27:33You know, I spend my day listening to marriage problems that I can't fix,
00:27:36and all I want to say to them is, like, why did you ever get married?
00:27:39Maybe you should take some time off.
00:27:41You know, people, they think, they expect that they're going to be in some part of
00:27:44a very small, exclusive group of the people that found the right person.
00:27:48But there's what?
00:27:49There's seven billion people in the world?
00:27:52Okay, yeah, those are great odds.
00:27:53Okay, how many of those have you had?
00:27:55Have you slept?
00:27:56No.
00:27:57I have to finish the book that unlocks the secret to happiness in a relationship,
00:28:01and when Justin gets home, if Justin ever gets home, I need to know the secrets.
00:28:06This stays between the two of us, you understand?
00:28:09I treat my husband the way I want to be treated.
00:28:14Okay, see, that's not funny.
00:28:16No, you can see how vulnerable I am.
00:28:18What do you want?
00:28:19Why is it that people that know exactly what it takes to have a successful marriage
00:28:23don't want to tell you?
00:28:24Look, what, there's only enough happiness?
00:28:26Is that it?
00:28:27If you breathe a word of this to anyone, I will deny it.
00:28:35So we hadn't been married for very long, and we were fine.
00:28:38We were adjusting to married life.
00:28:40And I decided that I wanted a puppy.
00:28:43And so we got one, and he was adorable, and a handful.
00:28:47And we read all of the books, and nothing was working.
00:28:50So we decided to go to a class.
00:28:52The woman was amazing.
00:28:53She was a miracle worker.
00:28:55And she made it look so easy.
00:28:57She suggested that we get another dog to keep our dog company during the day
00:29:00when we weren't there.
00:29:02And I asked with this one if I could train.
00:29:04You know, because I wanted to learn how to do it myself.
00:29:06Oh, so she taught you to be the dog whisperer.
00:29:09She taught me everything about training a dog.
00:29:23Oh.
00:29:25So you accidentally trained your husband?
00:29:28No.
00:29:29I just realized how good dogs have it.
00:29:31They do something good to give him a treat.
00:29:33Who doesn't want that?
00:29:35They come when you call.
00:29:36You pat them on the head.
00:29:37Go for walks.
00:29:38They're happy.
00:29:40Okay, so you're saying that walks and treats are the secret to your marriage?
00:29:44Does that sound silly?
00:29:46No.
00:29:47No, it doesn't sound silly.
00:29:49It's ridiculous.
00:30:20Can I help you find something?
00:30:22Yes, hi.
00:30:23I was looking for a book on training a puppy.
00:30:25Oh, what kind is he?
00:30:27I don't know yet.
00:30:28Just thinking about getting one.
00:30:30Oh, well, you know they're a lot of work.
00:30:32I'd recommend getting one that's already been trained.
00:30:35We had an awful time.
00:30:37We had to replace the carpet to get rid of the smell.
00:30:39Oh, right here.
00:30:41Let's see.
00:30:43Oh, here.
00:30:44This one.
00:30:47You know, take your time and pick the one that's right for you.
00:30:51I will.
00:30:52Thank you so much.
00:30:53You're welcome.
00:31:17So, about our talk last week.
00:31:20I know.
00:31:21You think I'm clinical.
00:31:23I went to the library and checked out some books on the subject.
00:31:26Surprisingly, it parallels on some behavioral studies that have already been done.
00:31:30I'd like to try some of those for my new book.
00:31:33Hi.
00:31:34Hi.
00:31:35Hi.
00:31:36Hi.
00:31:37Hi.
00:31:38Hi.
00:31:39Hi.
00:31:40Hi.
00:31:41Hi.
00:31:42Hi.
00:31:43Hi.
00:31:44Hi.
00:31:45Hi.
00:31:46Lots of treats.
00:31:47Lots of treats.
00:31:48I got some treats for you.
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:53Oh, you're the best.
00:31:56Come on.
00:31:58See?
00:31:59That's unbelievable.
00:32:00You want one?
00:32:01No, you know I don't eat cookies.
00:32:04But I will take one of those dogs you're always trying to get rid of.
00:32:07But just a loner.
00:32:09Are you serious?
00:32:10Mm-hmm.
00:32:11Let's go.
00:32:16Oh, look.
00:32:17Sad dog's still here.
00:32:18I told you no one would want him.
00:32:20I think it's meant to be.
00:32:23Come here, little munchkin.
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:26Um.
00:32:27Yeah.
00:32:28Well, is he trained?
00:32:30Oh, Henry will be easy.
00:32:32He's smart.
00:32:33You think he looks smart?
00:32:35You two are perfect for each other.
00:32:39Hmm.
00:32:41No, no.
00:32:43Oh.
00:32:45Well, I guess we should have gone outside first, huh?
00:32:48OK.
00:32:49Come on, Henry.
00:32:51Come on.
00:32:52I'll take you outside.
00:32:54Let's go do that.
00:32:56Are you ready?
00:32:59You're going to walk?
00:33:01Henry, walk.
00:33:03Come on.
00:33:05OK, we got you.
00:33:08Henry, come on.
00:33:10All right.
00:33:11Well?
00:33:12Take your time.
00:33:14You probably need to get acclimated.
00:33:18Did she give me a dog with fleas?
00:33:22Hey, Henry.
00:33:24Henry, do you need to go?
00:33:26No.
00:33:27No.
00:33:28No.
00:33:29No.
00:33:30No.
00:33:31No.
00:33:32No.
00:33:33Henry, do you need to go?
00:33:36I wonder if there's an app for bathroom breaks
00:33:40so we don't have another little accident.
00:33:43Puddle and pile.
00:33:45Huh.
00:33:47Planning is the key to everything.
00:33:49You'll see, Henry.
00:34:04So, about Joanne.
00:34:06Meow.
00:34:08What's that?
00:34:10Nothing.
00:34:11Meow.
00:34:12Meow.
00:34:13Sorry.
00:34:14It's a puppy.
00:34:16Go on.
00:34:17Can we get him out?
00:34:19I'm afraid that will send the wrong message.
00:34:22I think it'll hurt just once.
00:34:26Look at him.
00:34:29Oh, come here.
00:34:32He's a beast.
00:34:34You just want someone to pick you up, don't you?
00:34:39This isn't very professional.
00:34:43You should charge extra for puppy therapy.
00:34:46Well, he's not mine, but I'll take a note of that.
00:34:50How's he doing through the night?
00:34:52I'm sure he'll do fine.
00:34:54Well, some of the nights are rough.
00:34:57I have him on a schedule.
00:34:59So, about Joanne.
00:35:02Nothing I do seems to make her happy.
00:35:05Well, no, you can't.
00:35:08You can do things with her that you think that she might enjoy,
00:35:11but ultimately it's up to her.
00:35:13She's responsible for her own feelings.
00:35:15I know.
00:35:17I just wish there was something.
00:35:19Why don't we try and get her in again?
00:35:23You should come home with me.
00:35:25That might make her happy.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:28I'll see you next week.
00:35:30Hopefully with Joanne.
00:35:32Okay.
00:35:33Bye-bye.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:38Hey, what am I going to do with you?
00:35:44Are you hungry?
00:35:50I don't understand why Justin is out traveling the world and you got a dog.
00:35:55What's going on?
00:35:57I didn't get a dog.
00:35:59I'm just helping Nicole out.
00:36:01This is temporary, that's all.
00:36:03You don't think you're trying to cover up the fact that your biological clock is ticking away
00:36:07and your husband's not having the time of his life?
00:36:12I'm sorry, did you learn that in one of your classes too?
00:36:15I'm not sharing my personal relationship or my reproductive life plan with you, Hudson.
00:36:21A dog is just that, a dog.
00:36:23Your doctor's office keeps leaving you messages with that.
00:36:25I don't know what to say, that's all.
00:36:28Okay, so you're obviously aware that Justin is gone now.
00:36:31But I thought it was you.
00:36:32I will be making my own doctor's appointment from now on.
00:36:36Sorry, didn't know you were so sensitive about it.
00:36:39Oh, I'm not, I'm not, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:36:43You know, I could really use a coffee run right now.
00:36:50Hudson doesn't know what she's talking about, does she?
00:36:53I mean, what does she know?
00:36:55What does she know about having a baby?
00:36:57I mean, I'm not one of those women that has to have a baby.
00:37:01I have a career.
00:37:03I mean, what would I do with a baby?
00:37:05I can't just put a baby in a crate in a corner.
00:37:12I'm surprised Nicole even trusted me to take care of you.
00:37:17I mean, what would I do with a baby?
00:37:20I can't just put a baby in a crate in a corner.
00:37:25I'm surprised Nicole even trusted me to take care of you.
00:37:31Hey, buddy.
00:37:55What's wrong?
00:37:57Are you afraid of the dark?
00:38:01Okay.
00:38:03I'm only negotiating this once with you.
00:38:09I'm only doing it once, okay?
00:38:12But you have to stay in the kennel.
00:38:14I don't want to send the wrong message.
00:38:16Hey, let me finish.
00:38:18You can sleep by my bed, okay?
00:38:24I know, you're probably lonely and I'm tired.
00:38:26If you keep doing that, let's go to bed, alright?
00:38:50Oh, oh, oh no.
00:38:52Oh no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:53Oh God.
00:38:54You gotta go outside.
00:38:55Come on.
00:38:56Oh God.
00:38:57Oh God.
00:38:58Come on.
00:38:59Ow!
00:39:00Ow!
00:39:01Okay.
00:39:02Come on.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:27Hi.
00:39:28I'm returning the dog.
00:39:30I showed it where it's supposed to go to the bathroom and it's going everywhere but there.
00:39:33And also, I didn't know dogs were supposed to be nocturnal.
00:39:36I didn't read that anywhere.
00:39:37He's a puppy.
00:39:38It takes time.
00:39:39You just have to be consistent.
00:39:40Well, when am I supposed to go to sleep?
00:39:43What if I fall asleep while listening to a client?
00:39:45How are you going to do research for your book if I take care of your dog?
00:39:48Okay, well that's not fair.
00:39:50You have to help me.
00:39:51Come to class.
00:39:52We'll start on some basic commands.
00:39:56Okay.
00:40:06All right.
00:40:07Looking good.
00:40:08I'm moving.
00:40:10Very good.
00:40:11Good, sit.
00:40:12Good, sit.
00:40:13Good, sit.
00:40:15Ah, okay.
00:40:18Well, we don't beg when we want our dog to do something.
00:40:22We use a voice that's easy for them to understand the command.
00:40:25Henry, sit.
00:40:27Oh, OK.
00:40:28I've seen that before.
00:40:30Good.
00:40:31Sit.
00:40:32Practice with him a few more times, OK?
00:40:33OK.
00:40:34Um, these are for Henry.
00:40:38All right.
00:40:39Henry.
00:40:40Thank you so much for being here.
00:40:46Remember, short leash.
00:40:47Close to you.
00:40:48He's good, right?
00:40:49Yeah, he is.
00:40:50He is a good boy.
00:40:51Well, you make it look so easy.
00:40:53Just give him praise when they learn something new.
00:40:56I'll use that in my book.
00:40:58Have you heard from Justin?
00:40:59No, not a word.
00:41:01I thought he would text or something,
00:41:02let me know he's alive, but...
00:41:04Did you reach out?
00:41:06My assistant follows him on Instagram.
00:41:08You could call.
00:41:09You think?
00:41:10Well, seeing as we're not in junior high
00:41:12and we're not married, yeah.
00:41:14OK, but don't you think he would call
00:41:16if he'd want to talk?
00:41:18Do you want to fix things?
00:41:20Take the first step.
00:41:23What should I say?
00:41:25Well, you're the marriage therapist,
00:41:26so you probably know better than me,
00:41:28but maybe you could start with something like,
00:41:31how are you?
00:41:33Where are you?
00:41:35Lead with that.
00:41:37OK.
00:41:38Yeah, I could do that.
00:41:41SIGHS
00:41:43SIGHS
00:42:11It's beautiful here.
00:42:17Where are you?
00:42:30I sent you a picture.
00:42:35I text you.
00:42:38OK.
00:42:40SIGHS
00:43:05KNOCK AT DOOR
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:10I assumed something was wrong when you didn't show up.
00:43:13Oh, um, Henry, this is Mona.
00:43:15Mona.
00:43:16Henry.
00:43:17Cats are so much more civilized.
00:43:19I'm sorry, I completely forgot about today.
00:43:22Did your housekeeper quit?
00:43:24Oh, no.
00:43:25I'm, uh, trying to bake cookies.
00:43:27You don't eat cookies.
00:43:29Well, I thought it would be nice for when Justin gets home.
00:43:32Gets home? From where?
00:43:34He's in Europe.
00:43:36Europe?
00:43:37Yeah, he's working.
00:43:39He wanted me to go with him, but, you know, I'm busy.
00:43:43Shouldn't you be European to be a European tour guide?
00:43:47He's an adventure expedition specialist.
00:43:49I'm sorry, how is that different from a tour guide?
00:43:52Well, the way you say it, it's demeaning.
00:43:55How else to say it? He went to law school and now he climbs rocks.
00:43:58He wasn't happy.
00:43:59Everybody thinks they need to be happy.
00:44:01Happiness is elusive.
00:44:03I mean, how would you possibly even know if you found it?
00:44:05I just find it exhausting.
00:44:08At least one of you is still working.
00:44:10What is this?
00:44:12It's called How to Unlock the Secret to a Happy Marriage.
00:44:16Good, then you can read it.
00:44:19Oh, I think Henry needs to...
00:44:22Henry!
00:44:23I hate to say this, but people do not buy weight loss books from overweight writers.
00:44:30Okay, today we are going to teach down,
00:44:33which is why we first taught sit.
00:44:37He's clearly an overachiever.
00:44:39He shouldn't be in a beginner's class. You're doing fine.
00:44:43Self-esteem.
00:44:44Alright, when you want your dog to go down,
00:44:46you simply hold the treat in front of their nose,
00:44:49lead them down to the ground,
00:44:51and when their belly touches the ground,
00:44:53you say, yes, good down, and give them a treat.
00:44:57Okay.
00:45:03Good.
00:45:12Okay, yes, this is wonderful. Keep practicing.
00:45:17Great, that looks great.
00:45:21Alright, everyone practice for next week, and we will see you then.
00:45:25Alright, take care.
00:45:27Yes, you've been practicing good.
00:45:30Thanks.
00:45:31I was talking about Henry, but you two, great job.
00:45:35I texted Justin last night.
00:45:37Oh, and how is he?
00:45:39Good, I think. He didn't say a lot.
00:45:41Okay, well, that's a start, right?
00:45:43Yeah.
00:45:45I bet he's your best student.
00:45:47Well, I'm not supposed to choose favorites, but...
00:45:50Yeah, he's the best.
00:45:51I knew it.
00:45:52Yeah, you...
00:45:54I have an exercise I'd like for you guys to try this week.
00:45:58Will you try?
00:46:00Sure.
00:46:01I bet you used to do this when you were dating.
00:46:04I want you to say thank you and you're welcome
00:46:08like you would to a total stranger.
00:46:10It's easy for us to take each other for granted,
00:46:13but a simple thank you...
00:46:14Why would I thank him?
00:46:16It's just as much his trash as it is mine.
00:46:18It's not all my trash.
00:46:20I do more around the house than he does.
00:46:22You tell me what it is you want me to do, I'll do it.
00:46:26Often we want our spouses to know what it is we want
00:46:29without telling them, which is extremely difficult.
00:46:33I mean, if we're being honest with ourselves,
00:46:35we may know what we don't want,
00:46:37but we don't know what we want.
00:46:40I know what I want, but I'm not telling him.
00:46:43Why can't you tell Jack what it is you want?
00:46:46He can't read your mind.
00:46:48What are you afraid of?
00:46:50Give Jack the opportunity to meet your needs.
00:46:55He's not the enemy.
00:47:01You're such a good boy.
00:47:03You are such a good boy.
00:47:06Yes, you are.
00:47:08You are so good outside.
00:47:10Okay, go get a treat.
00:47:13Okay, go get a treat.
00:47:43Okay.
00:48:00Jill, I just made it to the summit,
00:48:04and it's beautiful.
00:48:07I keep thinking about the way I left,
00:48:10and I'm sorry.
00:48:15I need to know what you're thinking.
00:48:27Okay, Justin isn't just working.
00:48:29Of course he's not.
00:48:31I think he wants to come home.
00:48:33He wants to know what I'm thinking.
00:48:34Well, I'm sure he does.
00:48:36He's testing the waters.
00:48:38He wants to see if it's safe to come home.
00:48:41Safe?
00:48:42You have to set him straight.
00:48:44He can't just take off whenever he feels like it
00:48:46with who knows whom
00:48:48while you stay home and bake cookies.
00:48:50No, no, it's not like that.
00:48:52Look, he just needed some time away.
00:48:56Oh, grow up.
00:48:58Why do you think he left?
00:49:01Do you think I should go meet him?
00:49:02No, relax.
00:49:04You have the upper hand.
00:49:05No, Mom, we're 50-50.
00:49:07Do you want him to think you've been sitting around
00:49:08waiting for him to come home?
00:49:10Or do you want him to wonder
00:49:12what he missed out on while he was gone?
00:49:15Justin is not Dad.
00:49:17But he's a man,
00:49:19and he'll use your weaknesses against you
00:49:21if you let him.
00:49:27No, Henry, Henry, no.
00:49:30That's not yours.
00:49:31That's Mona's.
00:49:38Oh.
00:49:41You know, I don't think Justin's the enemy here.
00:49:44I didn't say he was.
00:49:46But that doesn't mean you can trust him either.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:01Come on, Henry.
00:50:02Let's go.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:06So gorgeous.
00:50:07It's beautiful.
00:50:08Mm-hmm.
00:50:10So I texted Justin last night.
00:50:13I told him that I missed him
00:50:15and that he should come home.
00:50:17And what did he say?
00:50:18Nothing.
00:50:19He said nothing.
00:50:20I think I just, I waited too long to respond.
00:50:23You don't know that.
00:50:24Well, no, he doesn't like it when I'm indecisive,
00:50:26and he knows what he wants.
00:50:27He's decisive.
00:50:28Well, you said what you felt, and that's good.
00:50:30I'm really proud of you.
00:50:32Maybe my mother's right.
00:50:34I mean, he's not alone.
00:50:36What if he never got the call?
00:50:37What if he had no cell service?
00:50:39What if he was stuck on top of a mountain,
00:50:41caught in a snowstorm,
00:50:42and had to fight off a pack of wild mountain goats?
00:50:45What if he dropped his phone?
00:50:46What I'm saying is, I think he's going to be in touch.
00:50:50I hope so.
00:50:52So you guys remember my friend from work, Jess,
00:50:54the pretty blonde?
00:50:55Yeah.
00:50:56Well, we're not friends anymore.
00:50:58Why?
00:50:59She seems so nice.
00:51:00Yeah, I thought so too.
00:51:02Until she and Larry announced that they're in love.
00:51:05I mean, I introduced them.
00:51:08No.
00:51:09That sucks.
00:51:10You think you've got it all figured out,
00:51:11and then you have to start over with half of what you had,
00:51:13minus what the lawyers took.
00:51:15And then you lose all of your friends
00:51:16because that you're a couple friends,
00:51:18and they just feel uncomfortable having to choose,
00:51:20so they just disappear.
00:51:22He won't lose us.
00:51:24No.
00:51:25Larry won't want you.
00:51:28Are you sure?
00:51:29He's still working?
00:51:31Oh, I trust Justin.
00:51:33How's Henry?
00:51:34Oh, he's so good.
00:51:35He didn't do anything the other day.
00:51:37He's so cute.
00:51:40Look who I found wandering outside our apartment.
00:51:43Justin, what are you doing here?
00:51:45I didn't want to just crawl into bed,
00:51:47and you come home and not know I was there.
00:51:50Why didn't you call?
00:51:51Our battery's dead.
00:51:52Hey, Justin, can I get you some food?
00:51:54I'm really tired, but thanks.
00:51:56Of course. Hey, Aaron, help me get some stitches, huh?
00:52:03Hi.
00:52:04How was your trip?
00:52:07Oh, I don't...
00:52:09I'll tell you about it later.
00:52:11You look good.
00:52:13Oh, no, I don't.
00:52:17You want a ride home?
00:52:19Who's Henry?
00:52:22What?
00:52:24What?
00:52:26Henry.
00:52:27Nicole asked you how he was.
00:52:31Oh, um...
00:52:35Henry, he's a... he's a friend.
00:52:39Oh.
00:52:40Where'd you meet?
00:52:42A group thing.
00:52:44He's a client?
00:52:45Uh-huh.
00:52:48I didn't know you talked to Nicole about your clients.
00:52:50Oh, well, sometimes.
00:52:53You're not jealous, are you?
00:52:55Uh-uh, no. I'm just curious what I missed out on.
00:52:59Oh, well, you know me. Not much.
00:53:03You ready to go home?
00:53:07Yeah, I'm so ready. I'm exhausted.
00:53:10Okay.
00:53:11Yeah.
00:53:12Let's go, then.
00:53:13Yes, let's.
00:53:19I'm so tired, I want to get...
00:53:22What?
00:53:24Hey.
00:53:26Oh, whose dog is this?
00:53:28It's mine. Well, it's ours.
00:53:31What?
00:53:34You always said they were messy and that you didn't want one.
00:53:37Yeah, and I was right, but I mean, come on, look how cute he is.
00:53:41What's his name?
00:53:43It's, uh, George.
00:53:45I never guessed you for a dog person.
00:53:48Me neither, but I guess I am.
00:53:51Oh, he suits you.
00:53:53Hi.
00:53:54I'm gonna take a shower, though, and get a little sleep,
00:53:59but I'd like to take you out tonight.
00:54:02Okay. Sounds nice.
00:54:07Hey, you don't mind if I call you George, do you?
00:54:10Only for a little while.
00:54:22You didn't have to wear a suit.
00:54:24I thought if I looked good, you might go dancing with me after dinner.
00:54:28Now you dance?
00:54:30Wow, that must have been some trip.
00:54:32No, it was incredible.
00:54:34Look at this.
00:54:36Wish you were there.
00:54:38Oh, that looks beautiful.
00:54:40It was.
00:54:44I thought a lot about us while I was gone,
00:54:47and about where we're headed.
00:54:50Me too.
00:54:55I need to know if you want this.
00:54:59And not out of some obligation to your career or what people might think, but...
00:55:05because you're committed to us.
00:55:12I do.
00:55:14I really, really do.
00:55:20Okay.
00:55:44Oh, hey!
00:55:46You look a lot better since last time I saw you.
00:55:49Yeah, I know.
00:55:51I slept like a rock.
00:55:53What are you thinking of?
00:55:54George!
00:55:56So, are you all turned around on your times?
00:55:58Oh, yeah, I am. I was so exhausted from travel.
00:56:01So, what time is it there now?
00:56:03What am I supposed to call you?
00:56:05Oh, man. I get so confused.
00:56:08We're just, uh, we're walking George to teach him how to be on the leash.
00:56:13He just, he still doesn't love it.
00:56:15Okay, well, make sure you keep him on a short leash so that he stays close by your side.
00:56:19Sure.
00:56:20You've done a great job with George.
00:56:22Who's George?
00:56:23Shut up.
00:56:24The dog.
00:56:25Dog? I thought his name was...
00:56:26George.
00:56:27Um, because remember you called him King George that one time?
00:56:30Oh, yeah, we did. You did.
00:56:32Jillian treats him like he's the king.
00:56:34And these dogs have it so good.
00:56:36Well, on that note, we better get going because I'm going to bake cookies.
00:56:40You know how to bake?
00:56:41Yeah, Nicole gave me a recipe.
00:56:43They have some secret ingredients.
00:56:45So good, just you wait.
00:56:46All right.
00:56:47All right, guys, we'll see you later.
00:56:49Okay, bye-bye.
00:56:50Okay, bye.
00:56:51Come on, George.
00:56:52Come on, buddy.
00:56:53Oh, look, he's pretty good right now.
00:57:00I woke up and thought I was dreaming.
00:57:02Those smell so good.
00:57:06Mmm.
00:57:09Mmm.
00:57:12I was homesick before, but this is better than I remember.
00:57:25I've been thinking.
00:57:29Maybe an office job wouldn't be such a bad thing.
00:57:32I'd have a set schedule and I wouldn't have to work weekends.
00:57:36I'd get to spend more time with you.
00:57:39Wait, wait.
00:57:40You don't want an office job.
00:57:43A climbing equipment company has approached me several times.
00:57:46I don't know.
00:57:47Maybe I should give it a try.
00:57:50Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to explore your options.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:57Oh, what's the new brand?
00:58:00Oh, what's the new book about?
00:58:02Oh, you don't want to talk about that.
00:58:04No, I do, I do.
00:58:05What is it, a sequel?
00:58:06How to Pick Your Third Husband?
00:58:08Do you want to go outside?
00:58:10Come on, George, I'll take you outside.
00:58:13Does he do that to you?
00:58:15Do what?
00:58:20I don't get it.
00:58:21Why are you calling Henry George?
00:58:23Well, it's hard to explain.
00:58:24I'm not really sure myself.
00:58:26But when Justin walked in and he surprised me,
00:58:29he overheard you ask how Henry was doing.
00:58:32Yeah, and?
00:58:34And then he asked who Henry was.
00:58:36But I didn't want to tell him I got a dog right away.
00:58:38Why?
00:58:40Well, it just, I didn't feel like I should lead in with that
00:58:42after he'd been gone for so long.
00:58:43And, you know, I just, I didn't want him to think
00:58:46that I was just waiting around.
00:58:47And then Carla texted and said that he reeked of guilt
00:58:50and I just, I panicked.
00:58:53Honey, I think what she smelled was two days' worth of travel.
00:58:56Regardless, you thought naming your dog George would help?
00:58:59Well, I assured him Henry was just a friend.
00:59:02Henry is not a friend. Henry is your dog.
00:59:05Well, I know. So when we got home,
00:59:08I couldn't very well tell him that our dog's name was Henry,
00:59:11so I just, I just called him George.
00:59:14It's no big deal.
00:59:15Jill, you're the therapist.
00:59:17You don't see something wrong with making your husband
00:59:19jealous of your dog?
00:59:21Okay, weren't you listening?
00:59:23It wasn't my intention. It just happened.
00:59:26I'm sure he's forgotten all about it.
00:59:28Okay, well, besides that, how are things going with Justin?
00:59:32After dinner, we went dancing.
00:59:34Justin doesn't like dancing.
00:59:36I know. I know. And it was his idea.
00:59:38That's impressive.
00:59:40I can't even get Aaron to go dancing.
00:59:42Okay, I have to go because I have a client coming in.
00:59:45No, no. Then what happened?
00:59:46I will talk to you later.
00:59:49Hey.
00:59:51You okay?
00:59:52I'm fine.
00:59:54You seemed pretty upset at two in the morning.
00:59:57Sorry about that.
00:59:59Amy, I want to help you and Derek,
01:00:02but Derek has to want help.
01:00:05And as long as you try and make everything okay,
01:00:07you are enabling him. Do you understand?
01:00:14I'm trying to help him.
01:00:19You think you have that power?
01:00:43I want one.
01:00:45I think we're going to start trying again.
01:00:50Are you sure you're ready?
01:00:52Well, we're finally in a really good place.
01:00:55And he hasn't asked you about Henry?
01:00:57No. No, I told you he'd forget all about it.
01:01:07Hey, where's Jill?
01:01:09I wanted to surprise her and see if she had time for lunch.
01:01:12She had an appointment. Hair, nails.
01:01:14I'll leave a note on her desk.
01:01:19I'm so jealous. I want to do that.
01:01:22Hmm?
01:01:24Your trip. Instagram.
01:01:26Oh, yeah. That was great.
01:01:28But it's nice to be home.
01:01:30Probably best you came home when you did.
01:01:44I love you.
01:02:03Dan, what's wrong with you?
01:02:05I don't know.
01:02:07Jillian's baking cookies and wants to spend time together.
01:02:11Oh, man, that's rough.
01:02:13I swear she's not the same person I left.
01:02:16Something happened while I was gone.
01:02:18Maybe you shouldn't have left.
01:02:21So you're saying she was with someone while I was away?
01:02:24I don't blame her if you up and left me.
01:02:30I found a note.
01:02:32Well, you could have left me a note before you left.
01:02:35I'm sorry.
01:02:37I should have told you I was leaving.
01:02:39All right. Was that so hard?
01:02:42Look, why don't you just ask Nikki what she knows about Jillian?
01:02:45No, no. Don't ask Nicole. So tell Jill.
01:02:49Then man up and ask her yourself.
01:02:52I did.
01:02:54She said they're friends.
01:02:57Yeah, that's never good.
01:03:02Dude, this is not cool.
01:03:04If Nikki finds out I'm here, she's not gonna be happy.
01:03:06I need his address. She's picking him up at 7.
01:03:09Hurry.
01:03:10I need a password.
01:03:12Okay, we tried. Let's go.
01:03:15Oh, someone's coming.
01:03:17Wait, I found the notes to her new book.
01:03:19I don't even know what it's about.
01:03:21Wait and read it when it comes out.
01:03:23What should we say?
01:03:25Be cool. We have every right to be here.
01:03:27Okay.
01:03:30I'll do the talking.
01:03:34Hey, sorry, office is closed.
01:03:36We're just here fixing computer.
01:03:41Oh, I just left my glasses here and Ms. James said that she'd meet me.
01:03:46Okay, yeah.
01:03:48Yeah, sorry. I don't see them.
01:03:50Oh, it's okay. I'll wait for her.
01:03:53Oh.
01:03:55Okay. Right there. Okay.
01:03:57We're not expecting her anytime soon.
01:04:01Oh, here it is.
01:04:02Oh, my glasses.
01:04:03Something about Henry.
01:04:05And then me and you.
01:04:06About me?
01:04:07Why would there be anything about you?
01:04:09Oh, um, Henry. Hank's just a nickname.
01:04:12You're Henry.
01:04:14And you're being picked up at...
01:04:207?
01:04:22Oh, what's it say about me?
01:04:24Oh, you don't want to know.
01:04:25No, I want to see.
01:04:28Similarities between training your husband and your puppy?
01:04:31I think these are Nicole's books.
01:04:32She must have borrowed them for George.
01:04:34No, they're for us.
01:04:38♪♪♪
01:04:47♪♪♪
01:04:59We've been trained.
01:05:02I thought I had problems.
01:05:04Hey, where are you going?
01:05:06You're not leaving until I figure out
01:05:07what's going on between you and my wife.
01:05:09Your wife?
01:05:10Yeah.
01:05:11How long have you been seeing her?
01:05:12Ms. James?
01:05:13I don't know.
01:05:14Maybe, uh, two or three months.
01:05:16And your wife's brilliant.
01:05:19Justin.
01:05:21Aaron.
01:05:25What are you doing here?
01:05:26Oh, I just stopped by to check out a few things.
01:05:28I just came by to get my glasses.
01:05:30In my office?
01:05:31Yeah, maybe you can help me.
01:05:32Regarding what?
01:05:33I can come back.
01:05:34No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:36I'm sorry.
01:05:37Here you go.
01:05:38Uh, see you next week?
01:05:39Mm-hmm.
01:05:40Oh, you're not leaving.
01:05:42Not until my wife tells me what's going on with you two.
01:05:45Justin!
01:05:46I don't know what you're talking about.
01:05:47No, that's okay.
01:05:48I will clear it up.
01:05:49I'll see you next week.
01:05:50No, it's okay.
01:05:51Um, I can deal with my own stuff.
01:05:54Justin!
01:05:56Good news.
01:05:57Henry's the dog, not the dude.
01:06:00Okay, see, uh...
01:06:02I was going to tell you about that.
01:06:04Good.
01:06:06You were going to tell me that I was research?
01:06:09To see if I could be trained as well as your dog?
01:06:11It's not like that.
01:06:12Well, then what's it like, Jill?
01:06:13Because I can't wait to hear.
01:06:16Well, I'm researching the social compatibilities
01:06:20and differences between the two species.
01:06:24If you think about it, it's...
01:06:27Okay, I can see why you're confused.
01:06:30But it's actually really funny.
01:06:34You let me think there was another guy.
01:06:36That was not my fault.
01:06:38That just happened.
01:06:39That was a mistake.
01:06:40I was a wreck thinking of you as someone else.
01:06:43I told you he was a friend.
01:06:45That's not a friend.
01:06:46That's a dog, Jill.
01:06:47Why would you do that?
01:06:49Okay, when you thought there was someone else, did you...
01:06:52You think you know all about men, don't you?
01:06:55That we're just simple creatures?
01:06:57We just go around peeing on whatever belongs to us?
01:07:00Justin, I'm sorry.
01:07:02It was just complete misunderstanding.
01:07:05Attuned to the emotional state of their masters,
01:07:10they express contrition when the owner is annoyed,
01:07:14and the capacity to express affection unconditionally
01:07:17makes them a valued companion.
01:07:24Companion?
01:07:27Which one of us are you referencing here?
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:35If Henry knew better, he'd be out too.
01:07:38No, wait, Justin.
01:07:39Please, come on.
01:07:40Just...
01:07:54Hey, Justin, it's me.
01:07:57Um, I'm sorry.
01:08:00Can you please call me back?
01:08:02Can we talk?
01:08:04Okay.
01:08:05Bye.
01:08:09Hey.
01:08:10Hey, come here, Henry.
01:08:13I really messed this one up, huh?
01:08:16Yeah, you did.
01:08:21What are we going to do, Henry?
01:08:25How could you let me do this to him?
01:08:28You didn't do anything to him.
01:08:30You made him some cookies.
01:08:32No, I took his manhood.
01:08:34I... I... I... I...
01:08:36I... I... I...
01:08:38No, I took his manhood.
01:08:41I... I... I... I turned him into
01:08:43whatever it is that I wanted him to be.
01:08:45You didn't take his manhood.
01:08:46He's still intact.
01:08:47Would you sit down?
01:08:49Look, all he wanted was to make me happy.
01:08:53But you can't make someone happy, right?
01:08:57I mean, I want him to be happy,
01:08:59but I want to be happy too.
01:09:01It doesn't matter.
01:09:03He's broken.
01:09:05His pride might be a little broken, maybe.
01:09:07That's all.
01:09:08I'm not eating your cookies.
01:09:13This has nothing to do with Justin.
01:09:15Yes, it does.
01:09:17I trained him, and now he's not even Justin anymore.
01:09:20He's... he's... he's Aaron.
01:09:22It never had anything to do with Justin or Aaron.
01:09:25It's about you.
01:09:27Yes, I know.
01:09:28It's about what I did to Justin.
01:09:30You're the one who changed, not Justin.
01:09:38I can't believe you did this to me.
01:09:41You're my best friend.
01:09:42You were desperate,
01:09:43and you wouldn't take my relationship advice.
01:09:45That's not true.
01:09:46I asked you and my grandmother.
01:09:48Yeah, and we both told you,
01:09:49and you wouldn't listen.
01:09:51Okay, just because you have a good marriage
01:09:53doesn't make you an expert in relationships.
01:09:56Oh, he was so mad at me.
01:09:58I...
01:09:59Of course he was.
01:10:00You tried to make him jealous of your dog.
01:10:03I was afraid that he was cheating on me.
01:10:05I just...
01:10:06I wanted to get his attention.
01:10:08Well, you got it.
01:10:12I finally had him back,
01:10:14and now I lost him again.
01:10:17You didn't lose him.
01:10:19Give him a little while to blow off some steam.
01:10:22He'll remember how good they had it.
01:10:28I'm sorry.
01:10:30You got it.
01:10:41I'm taking the bed tonight.
01:10:44It's my bed.
01:10:45Well, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you.
01:10:47You've forgotten.
01:10:48It was your brilliant wife's idea that started this.
01:10:50Hey, hey, you can't talk about my wife like that.
01:10:53Well, maybe you want to sleep in a bed
01:10:55and be treated like a dog, but not me.
01:10:57No, it smells here, and not like cookies.
01:10:59Have you ever tasted Nicole's chocolate chip cookies?
01:11:06She gave Jillian the recipe.
01:11:08I think the secret ingredient's a drug.
01:11:10They were drugging us to get us to do what they wanted.
01:11:13You should see how Nicole treats our dogs.
01:11:17Jill won't even drink out of the same glass as me,
01:11:20but she picks up his poop.
01:11:22You're actually jealous of your dog for real now.
01:11:25Yeah, yeah, I know,
01:11:26and I know who's sleeping with Jill every night.
01:11:28It's George, or Henry, whatever his name is.
01:11:31I don't know if this helps,
01:11:33but 40% of their dog owners
01:11:35identify their dog as a family member,
01:11:38meaning they're socially compatible.
01:11:40No, it doesn't help.
01:11:44It was treated amazing.
01:11:47I ran away to this.
01:11:50I want to go home.
01:11:51Hey, hey, hey, be cool.
01:11:53You can't just go home.
01:11:55We have to go on our terms.
01:11:57Really? Do we?
01:11:59Because after smelling your feet,
01:12:00I think you should beg Jillian to take you back.
01:12:05You may not have any dignity, but I do.
01:12:09You can hold on to your dignity.
01:12:11I'm going home to my wife and telling her I'm sorry.
01:12:14What are you sorry for?
01:12:15It doesn't matter.
01:12:18Hey, babe.
01:12:23You look so pretty,
01:12:25reading your little book.
01:12:28Love you.
01:12:34I'm sorry.
01:12:36I'm going to sleep in my own bed tonight.
01:12:39I had it better here than I could ever ask for.
01:12:43I don't ever want to leave.
01:12:48Welcome home.
01:12:53You're going to have to get them back together.
01:12:55He's not as domesticated as I am.
01:12:58You're going to have to get them back together.
01:13:01He's not as domesticated as I am.
01:13:29There you are.
01:13:31It's boundaries, Mom.
01:13:33You gave me a key.
01:13:35Yes, for emergencies.
01:13:37Well, you haven't answered the phone in days.
01:13:40Well, I've been busy.
01:13:42You look busy.
01:13:48Things haven't been turning out the way I'd planned.
01:13:51What's wrong with me?
01:13:52Nothing.
01:13:54Things haven't been turning out the way I'd planned.
01:13:57What's wrong with me?
01:13:58Nothing's wrong with you.
01:14:00I thought things were going so well.
01:14:02No, they was.
01:14:04Until it wasn't.
01:14:05So fix it.
01:14:07I think it's too late.
01:14:08Oh.
01:14:10Have you forgotten people come to you for advice about relationships?
01:14:15People all over the world read your books about them.
01:14:20I can't imagine why.
01:14:22This man won't even talk to me.
01:14:24You're going to let that stop you?
01:14:26I don't know.
01:14:27Maybe you were right.
01:14:28Maybe I don't need anyone.
01:14:30I've got Henry.
01:14:33Why would you listen to me?
01:14:35What do I know?
01:14:36I just didn't want you to make the same mistakes I did.
01:14:40You have to make your own mistakes.
01:14:44Okay, where is my mother and what have you done with her?
01:14:48Well, I've been doing a bit of soul searching.
01:14:51I realize what I don't have.
01:14:54We all want the ever after.
01:15:00People can change.
01:15:01You wouldn't do what you do if you didn't believe that.
01:15:06This isn't coming off.
01:15:08What are we going to do?
01:15:09It's been on for like an hour now.
01:15:11We're going to need a sand blaster.
01:15:13Probably.
01:15:26You did it.
01:15:29You have no idea how happy I am.
01:15:32For you.
01:15:33I'm happy for you.
01:15:39Henry up.
01:15:41Henry, stand.
01:15:43Henry, stand.
01:15:46I guess he's not feeling it today.
01:15:48Well, this might be a good time to tell you that we found a family for Henry.
01:15:52They're going to move into a house with a fence and a big backyard.
01:15:56I mean, I know that you only wanted to keep him until he found a home, so.
01:16:00Well, they can't have him.
01:16:02I'm going to keep him.
01:16:04Well, I already promised him to them.
01:16:05Well, I don't care.
01:16:06I mean, he's mine.
01:16:07I trained him.
01:16:08Jill, it's not a big deal.
01:16:10Well, get another one.
01:16:11It looks just like him.
01:16:12And I'll help you train him.
01:16:13And honestly, it'll probably be better.
01:16:15You can train him whatever you want.
01:16:16George, Henry, Charles, who cares?
01:16:18No, you can't replace him.
01:16:20It's not that easy.
01:16:22It wouldn't be the same.
01:16:23Look, just tell them that.
01:16:25Get another dog.
01:16:26Okay, I'll pay them whatever they want.
01:16:28Look, they don't know him.
01:16:30They wouldn't even know what he likes.
01:16:32You care that much about him?
01:16:34Yes.
01:16:37And you'd do anything to keep him?
01:16:44I hear that Justin is out with someone named Susan today.
01:16:48Who's Susan?
01:16:54I gotta go.
01:16:55Henry, come on.
01:16:56Come on.
01:16:57Henry, come on.
01:16:58Henry, let's go.
01:17:00Let's go.
01:17:01Okay, okay.
01:17:02It'll be fine.
01:17:03You know what?
01:17:04I'll do the running.
01:17:05Patio Bistro.
01:17:45Let's go home.
01:17:50Come on.
01:17:53Come on.
01:17:56Come on.
01:17:59Come on.
01:18:03Let's go home.
01:18:08Come on.
01:18:11Henry, Henry.
01:18:14I think he'll be fine.
01:18:19I'm sorry.
01:18:22Can you give us a moment?
01:18:28I'm sorry.
01:18:29Can you give us a moment?
01:18:34This isn't a good time.
01:18:35You can't not talk to me forever.
01:18:38Okay.
01:18:39Why did you come down here?
01:18:41I want to explain.
01:18:42And why were you treating me like a dog?
01:18:45What do you mean?
01:18:46Giving you positive reinforcement?
01:18:48Me spending time with you?
01:18:49Baking you cookies?
01:18:50Exactly.
01:18:52It was Nicole.
01:18:56Still blaming other people.
01:18:57Justin, wait.
01:19:01I gotta take off.
01:19:02Okay.
01:19:03Thank you so much.
01:19:04No problem.
01:19:05I'll talk to you soon.
01:19:06No, I'll talk to you soon.
01:19:13She seems nice.
01:19:14She is.
01:19:15Are we done?
01:19:16Almost.
01:19:18Look, I want you to know, I...
01:19:22You weren't the one that was being treated.
01:19:25It was me.
01:19:29I never asked you to change.
01:19:31I just, I had this fantasy of what I thought I needed.
01:19:36And I wasn't it.
01:19:42It might be too late.
01:19:47But I choose you.
01:19:52If I had to do it all over again, I'd choose you.
01:19:57You're the thing I want.
01:20:03Susan was offering me a job in the legal department.
01:20:11And you were jealous?
01:20:19There's no one I'd rather be with.
01:20:23My life was better with you than without you.
01:20:27Even as a dog.
01:20:29I promise I won't leave you again.
01:20:47Is he your second husband?
01:20:49Yeah.
01:20:50What would he look like?
01:20:51Oh, he's very handsome.
01:20:52Oh, yeah?
01:20:53And he hardly wears a tie.
01:20:55Oh, I guess.
01:21:00What about a jacket?
01:21:02Um, eh.
01:21:05That's what I thought.
01:21:10You have to get one thing straight.
01:21:13What?
01:21:15We call him George and we call him Henry.
01:21:20Henry.
01:21:22Well, I'm so excited to have her back in studio.
01:21:24It's Jillian James and her new book is called
01:21:27How to Pick Your Second Husband, Get This, First.
01:21:30Jillian, thank you.
01:21:31And you know what?
01:21:32I'm excited to hear, how did you come up with this?
01:21:34Well, if you read the first one, this is all new material
01:21:36I found through a personal experience
01:21:39and I can't wait to share it with my readers.
01:21:41You blew my mind.
01:21:42I did read your first book and I will tell you what's in here.
01:21:44This book is going to change people's lives.
01:21:46Am I right?
01:21:47That's the idea.
01:21:48It's not always about who you choose,
01:21:49so choosing someone new isn't necessarily going to be the best answer.
01:21:52Well, but in your previous book, you did say that women are often smarter
01:21:55when they're picking their second husband.
01:21:57True, not true?
01:21:58Well, it might be true.
01:21:59And if we treated our first husbands the way we would treat our second
01:22:02and decided to hold on through the bumps,
01:22:04it might just be the best decision for a lot of us.
01:22:06Well, for so many considering divorce,
01:22:08I'll tell you what, that might sting a little bit.
01:22:10I know, but the truth always does.
01:22:13Jillian, thank you so much for being here,
01:22:15and I can't wait to see what's next for you.
01:22:16Oh, thank you so much for having me.
01:22:17Oh, you were great.
01:22:21Everything's exactly the same.
01:22:22No, it's not.
01:22:24We have three kids.
01:22:26It's entirely different.
01:22:28You think dogs have it good?
01:22:29Wait until you have kids.
01:22:31You get moved to the bottom of the ladder.
01:22:33The kids, the dogs, and me.
01:22:36Nobody cares that you're on the bottom.
01:22:37All they want to know about is whether I gave away Jillian Justin's beloved Henry.
01:22:42Did you?
01:22:43No.
01:22:44There were no owners.
01:22:45I made it up.
01:22:46You're awful.
01:22:47I got them back together.
01:22:49That's right.
01:22:50Uh-huh.
01:22:51Aww.
01:22:54So, we've expanded our family.
01:22:56And Jill's using puppy therapy in her sessions now.
01:22:59Yes, these little guys help us focus on the relevant issues rather than fear or anger.
01:23:04And Jill even comes to me a couple times a year on my expeditions.
01:23:07It's always an adventure.
01:23:10I taught her how to jump once in a while.
01:23:12She taught me how to stay.
01:23:14Okay, stop.
01:23:15That's not funny.
01:23:17It's funny.
01:23:18Come on now.
01:23:20Aww.
01:23:34I'll be just fine.
01:23:40I know you're gone but not for long.
01:23:43You'll be back someday.
01:23:45I know that for sure.
01:23:51But if you never stop smiling, I'll never start moving on.
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