Buluk Gonzales Minta Diramal Dukun Palsu, Malah Dikerjain
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00:00I can see you again.
00:02I can see you.
00:05Because you're always close to the goats.
00:08How do you know?
00:09From the smell.
00:10You smell like a goat.
00:12I smell like a goat every day.
00:15Here's the thing.
00:17I came here.
00:19I only have 1,000 rupiahs.
00:21I want to see you.
00:23I want to know if we're meant for each other.
00:25I want to know if I'm lucky.
00:27I need your help.
00:28Here you go, sir.
00:31Take care of yourself.
00:33Yes, sir.
00:36What's wrong with you?
00:38You still have 1,000 rupiahs.
00:39You're asking for a lot of things.
00:41I'll give you a job.
00:42I just want to see you.
00:44Shut up.
00:45Don't touch me.
00:47Don't touch my feet.
00:49Why don't you touch my feet?
00:51People usually touch their hands.
00:54This is a new method.
00:56It's more accurate.
00:58But there's no history.
01:00People touch their feet.
01:02But it's just a job.
01:03What if I break my leg?
01:05Hurry up.
01:14How do you feel?
01:21I was walking to the paddy field.
01:24I stepped on something.
01:26I don't know what it is.
01:28It smells bad.
01:30Shut up.
01:32It's my bad luck.
01:36You're right.
01:38If I step on your feet,
01:40you won't get married...
01:44...until you die.
01:46What are you talking about?
01:48Are you serious?
01:50I'm serious.
01:52When will you get married?
01:55It's not over yet.
01:56I'm not the one who's talking.
01:57Who's talking?
01:58I'm talking to you.
02:00He's talking to himself.
02:02Do you want to talk to me?
02:03Yes.
02:05If it's about luck...
02:11If there's an opportunity,
02:13you'll be unemployed for the rest of your life.
02:17How can I be unemployed?
02:20I'm working for my brother.
02:22I'm not unemployed.
02:23I'm talking to you.
02:25I'm not talking to you.
02:26I'm talking to my feet.
02:27You can talk to your feet.
02:29That's enough.
02:30In the end of this month,
02:33you'll be healthy.
02:35You'll get AIDS...
02:37...as long as you don't get SARS.
02:40You're right.
02:42Don't scare me.
02:44That's enough.
02:46Hurry up.
02:48What about my fate?
02:50Just go.
02:52Ask for a good marriage and you'll get 1,000 rupiahs.
02:55You can't do that.
02:56Let's say we're siblings.
02:59I'll get 1,000 rupiahs first.
03:01I'll give you the rest when we meet.
03:04That's enough.
03:06Hurry up and go.
03:07Hurry up.
03:09Please, sir.
03:11I beg you.
03:13I want a good marriage.
03:15If you want a good marriage, give me a lot of money.
03:17I told you.
03:18I'll give you the rest when we meet.
03:19Hurry up and go.
03:22I won't stay still.