The Heiress and the Handyman (2024)
After losing her fortune, an heiress moves to a rural farm where she mistakes her handsome neighbor for the handyman. To live up to her family's legacy, he helps her compete at the county fair.
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00:00:00Oh, perfect.
00:00:29I am starving.
00:00:35What's that?
00:00:36It's a telephone, Ms. Wilshire.
00:00:38The call is urgent.
00:00:40Apparently, you are not picking up your telephono.
00:00:47Hello?
00:00:48June, have you read my messages?
00:00:51Michael, no.
00:00:52We catch up on our monthly call.
00:00:53Everything else in between is just you handling boring money stuff.
00:00:56Well, I've been trying to reach you.
00:00:58There's been a crypto crash.
00:01:01Oh, no.
00:01:02Listen, you need to get back to New York.
00:01:04Michael, you know I haven't been stateside in autumn since I was like 14.
00:01:08Yeah, I know.
00:01:09Ever since you took over your family's fortune.
00:01:11But June—
00:01:12You know this.
00:01:13My schedule.
00:01:14September, Greece.
00:01:16Then Christmas in Gstaad.
00:01:17Then Carnival in Buenos Aires.
00:01:18And then home when the Hamptons are open.
00:01:20I know your usual schedule.
00:01:24Are the Hamptons open early?
00:01:25No.
00:01:27Okay.
00:01:31Look, here's the thing, kid.
00:01:33This isn't a request.
00:01:34Okay?
00:01:35You need to get here.
00:01:36Now.
00:01:54Hey, Tyler.
00:01:55Best assistant ever.
00:01:57Apparently, this is urgent.
00:01:59I mean, I can never tell with Michael.
00:02:02Um, you've lost everything.
00:02:06Lost and everything.
00:02:10Not really connecting the two.
00:02:13Wait.
00:02:14I'm supposed to read this to you.
00:02:19You've lost everything.
00:02:22No private jets.
00:02:23No yachts.
00:02:23No cars.
00:02:24No houses.
00:02:25No designer shoes.
00:02:28No designer bags.
00:02:30What do I need to do?
00:02:31Sell a hotel or something?
00:02:32All your assets are frozen.
00:02:33I mean, look.
00:02:34The entire hotel chain.
00:02:36The Hamptons house.
00:02:36The Lake Como villa.
00:02:38The Paris flat.
00:02:39Your bank account.
00:02:40Stock portfolios.
00:02:41Your HomeSafe contents.
00:02:43Cash. Jewelry.
00:02:44Blah, blah, blah.
00:02:45Boring.
00:02:47Oh.
00:02:48Also...
00:02:53No.
00:02:54No, no, no, no. Not my credit cards.
00:02:56I'm just following instructions.
00:03:07I'm worth a fortune.
00:03:08This is ridiculous.
00:03:12You were worth a fortune.
00:03:16Past tense?
00:03:18Past tense.
00:03:22What am I supposed to do?
00:03:25Uh-oh.
00:03:36Oh, yeah.
00:03:37Um...
00:03:38I'm gonna need to take that as well.
00:03:41But, um...
00:03:42You...
00:03:43Get to keep...
00:03:45This.
00:03:46Analog's the new...
00:03:47Cool.
00:03:48Or...
00:03:49Whatever.
00:03:51What...
00:03:52What is this?
00:03:54It's prepaid.
00:03:55Uh-huh.
00:03:56Some good news.
00:03:58You...
00:03:59Get to keep your grandpa's...
00:04:00Tow car.
00:04:01Yay!
00:04:03Oh, and some old aunt, or...
00:04:06Somebody who died.
00:04:07Gave you this.
00:04:09My Aunt Birdie?
00:04:11Sure.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:15Well...
00:04:17Listen.
00:04:18I know this is brutal, but...
00:04:20There is a bright side to all this.
00:04:22A bright side?
00:04:25Sorry.
00:04:27I've got nothing.
00:05:24Work it, work it, w-w-work it.
00:05:26Work it, work it, w-w-work it.
00:05:29Work it, work it, w-w-work it.
00:05:32Work it, work it, w-w-work it.
00:05:45Wake up, princess.
00:05:46Ugh.
00:05:52Hi.
00:05:53You can't park here.
00:05:55Your palace is being towed.
00:05:57My palace?
00:05:59Is it even street legal?
00:06:02Okay, okay.
00:06:03You got two minutes.
00:06:13Hi.
00:06:15Lady.
00:06:16Unless those are full of diamonds,
00:06:18stop right there.
00:06:19Well, they're not filled with diamonds,
00:06:21but they are full of designer gowns.
00:06:24We don't buy that kind of stuff.
00:06:26Oh, look.
00:06:27You have to see them, though.
00:06:28I mean, look at this.
00:06:30This is stunning.
00:06:31I mean, this is right off the runway in Milan.
00:06:34I'll give you 50 bucks for the necklace.
00:06:37But the necklace...
00:06:39This was my aunt's.
00:06:41So don't sell it.
00:06:51Oh.
00:07:01Whatever is in this box is gonna be a total lifeline for me.
00:07:04I mean, I am sleeping in my car.
00:07:06Well, I was sleeping until it got towed.
00:07:09It's a long story.
00:07:10My dad's entire family fortune?
00:07:12Gone.
00:07:14Actually, it's kind of a short story.
00:07:15Anyway, this box belonged to my aunt.
00:07:17She passed away a few months ago, but...
00:07:19It was actually my aunt on my mom's side.
00:07:21So, totally different legacy.
00:07:23My sincere condolences,
00:07:24but we can only let you have a short time in here.
00:07:26Other customers are waiting.
00:07:27Right.
00:07:30Okay.
00:07:41A house!
00:07:43A house!
00:07:44Yes!
00:07:45Oh!
00:07:46Oh, thank you, Aunt Bertie.
00:07:47Thank you, Aunt Bertie.
00:07:48You are the best.
00:07:50Oh, if there's nothing further...
00:07:51What?
00:07:52I knew that this nightmare was gonna be over, right?
00:07:55Here I come.
00:07:57Greenville.
00:07:58Greenville.
00:07:59That's cute, right?
00:08:01Hmm.
00:08:02I wonder what Aunt Bertie's staff is like.
00:08:03They'd be thrilled to have you, I'm sure.
00:08:05Oh, thanks.
00:08:12Greenville, here I come.
00:08:17Greenville, here I come.
00:08:23Hmm.
00:08:26Hmm.
00:08:27Let's see.
00:08:321824 Apple Orchard Lane.
00:08:35This must be it.
00:08:39Hello?
00:08:42Hello?
00:08:48Hmm.
00:08:53A pig!
00:08:54In the house?
00:08:56That's Jillian.
00:08:57She lets herself in sometimes.
00:08:59She comes and goes.
00:09:01Can I help you?
00:09:03Oh, yes.
00:09:05Yes, you can, actually.
00:09:06My bags are outside, and if you could just show me to the largest bedroom with an en suite,
00:09:10I am dying for a shower.
00:09:13I'm sorry.
00:09:14Maybe I should rephrase.
00:09:16Who are you?
00:09:18Oh, how rude of me.
00:09:19I'm June Waltshire.
00:09:23Bertie's niece.
00:09:25Oh, of course.
00:09:26Yes.
00:09:27Bertie's niece.
00:09:28Nice to meet you.
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:30I'm Bart.
00:09:31Oh, well.
00:09:32Pleasure to meet you, Bart.
00:09:34That's you, right?
00:09:37C'est moi, oui.
00:09:39French.
00:09:40You know, a little here and there.
00:09:41I never saw you at Bertie's Celebration of Life.
00:09:44Yeah, you know, I don't think I saw you there either.
00:09:48Although the Waldorf was quite packed that evening.
00:09:52The Waldorf?
00:09:54The Astor Ballroom?
00:09:56It was at the Pub at Greenville.
00:09:59Oh.
00:10:01Well, it seems there were two celebrations.
00:10:05Anyway, I'm very glad you're here.
00:10:08You are?
00:10:09Yes.
00:10:10Yeah, I am going to need some things from town,
00:10:12so I'll just write up a quick little shopping list for you.
00:10:15I do have some dietary restrictions,
00:10:16so I'm thinking like a vegan, gluten-free wrap for lunch.
00:10:21But no watercress, no mushrooms, no onion.
00:10:24I think there's been a bit of a misunderstanding here.
00:10:28Oh, here I go again, stepping on toes.
00:10:31I'm so sorry.
00:10:32You have your process, obviously,
00:10:34and you'll learn my preferences as we go.
00:10:39I'm going to go.
00:10:40But it...
00:10:42Very nice to meet you, June.
00:10:44Oh, go get my bags, of course.
00:10:47It's always a pleasure to meet the staff, so nice to see you.
00:10:51The staff?
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:56I'm not the staff.
00:10:58I'm Bertie's neighbor.
00:11:01I run the organic farm next door with my sister, Nina.
00:11:05Bertie was a friend,
00:11:06and I promised her that I would take care of the land and the animals while she was...
00:11:11Her estate was being sorted.
00:11:15So you're Bertie's neighbor?
00:11:17Correct.
00:11:19Not her staff?
00:11:20No.
00:11:22Not even her handyman?
00:11:24Nope.
00:11:26Awkward.
00:11:28I just assumed because, you know, you were in the house,
00:11:31and, you know, familiar with the pig situation.
00:11:34You assume, bro.
00:11:36I see.
00:11:40I bet you're handy, though.
00:11:42Still awkward.
00:11:43Okay, I'm...
00:11:45I'll see you around, June.
00:11:46Yeah, perfect.
00:12:07At least he's a gentleman.
00:12:25Hi! You must be June.
00:12:27I'm Nina.
00:12:29Bert's sister.
00:12:30Oh, yes, I met Bert earlier.
00:12:33I heard.
00:12:34You know, I'm getting him one of those butler tuxedos for his birthday.
00:12:37Very funny.
00:12:39Oh, it is. It's really funny.
00:12:43Yeah, I guess you're right. It was a little funny.
00:12:47Nice to meet you, Nina.
00:12:49Oh, that is way too formal for Greenville.
00:12:52Bring it in.
00:12:54Oh, we're hugging now.
00:12:56Okay.
00:12:59I'm a hugger.
00:13:01Oh, I just wanted to say I'm so sorry about your family fortune not being so fortunate.
00:13:10In all seriousness, I feel for you.
00:13:14You do?
00:13:15Of course. Your whole world must be turned upside down.
00:13:19Look, I'm a farmer. You know, sometimes it doesn't rain.
00:13:24For a long time.
00:13:27But then it does.
00:13:30Life gets better.
00:13:32Always gets better.
00:13:37Look, I'm going to let you get settled, and once you're ready, come on over. I'll make some coffee.
00:13:49Oh, well, hello there, Jillian.
00:13:53You come here often?
00:13:54Oh, I know that look. That is the look of me after a night clubbing in Soho. Hungry.
00:14:01Let's see if we can rustle you up something around here.
00:14:05Oh.
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:07Hey.
00:14:08Brought you a list of chores.
00:14:10I know who was on Jersey Shore, thank you very much.
00:14:13No, uh, chores. As in things to keep the animal and barns humming.
00:14:17Right. Of course.
00:14:19Look, I'm really sorry if we got off on the wrong foot.
00:14:22I didn't mean to be impolite. It's just, my life has taken a turn this week, and not for the better.
00:14:28Well, I'm sorry, too. I, uh, wasn't expecting you.
00:14:34Thanks for carrying my bags.
00:14:36No problem.
00:14:38All right, well, here you go.
00:14:45Move.
00:14:47Where do we start?
00:14:48Follow me.
00:14:50Okay.
00:14:51We basically just make our rounds, get some feed.
00:15:00I never thought you could use a four-squared.
00:15:03Bertie used to call a meal a four-squared.
00:15:05That's right.
00:15:07So, tell me something. How did Bertie manage all of this?
00:15:12Every time Bertie came to visit us in the city, she was the most ladylike.
00:15:15Very dainty and made up, but she obviously did quite a bit of farm work around here, too.
00:15:21Oh, she ran this place like a pro.
00:15:23My dad taught her everything he knew, which was a lot, and she soaked it up.
00:15:28She loved living off the land.
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:32She loved taking care of me, too.
00:15:34That's who she was.
00:15:36Yeah.
00:15:38You know, I was 14 when the whole family legacy got left to me.
00:15:41I mean, who wouldn't want the homes and the cars and the hotels, right?
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:47Me.
00:15:49All I wanted was a hug from my mom, you know?
00:15:52Sounds like you would have been lost without Bertie.
00:15:55Oh, that is absolutely right.
00:15:57Yeah, Bertie really taught me to stick up for myself.
00:16:02I should have come out here more often, made more of an effort.
00:16:06But I think she won.
00:16:07I should have come out here more often, made more of an effort.
00:16:10I think she wanted to make sure you had your space.
00:16:13Grew up on your own.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17She talked about you all the time.
00:16:19What news, accomplishments you made.
00:16:22Oh, you mean my broken engagements and terrible costume gala looks?
00:16:28Well, I imagine it wasn't easy growing up in the eye of the media.
00:16:34Ah, you have no idea.
00:16:37You know, when you're growing up and a picture of you doing something stupid can feed a paparazzo's family for an entire month,
00:16:45you were never far from their lens.
00:16:49You know, your grandmother grew up in the house too.
00:16:52She ever talk about it? Her Greenville?
00:16:55No, no, not much.
00:16:57I think by the time Grandma Natasha got to Manhattan, she had invented an Upper East Side version of herself.
00:17:03Didn't talk about her country life much.
00:17:04But her socialite style was legendary.
00:17:09What about your mom and dad?
00:17:12I feel like I knew them even less.
00:17:15I mean, they were amazing, but they were always traveling all over, you know,
00:17:20dealing with the hotels and the management and the openings.
00:17:24Then they were gone.
00:17:26They must have been so young.
00:17:28Well, enough about my poor little rich girl story.
00:17:32What's, uh, what's your story, Mr. Handyman Bart?
00:17:37Uh, not much to tell, really.
00:17:42I grew up here, went away to school, and then I came back, my sister and I,
00:17:48and we took over the farm after my dad passed.
00:17:51And that's it?
00:17:54And that's it?
00:17:56I mean, come on, you seem like such a renaissance man.
00:18:00Everybody's got some dreams, right?
00:18:03Do you want to share?
00:18:05Sustainability.
00:18:08See, I watched my father and my grandfather struggle to make a living off the land.
00:18:13They were just always fighting it.
00:18:15My sister and I thought if we leaned into nature, nurtured it, tried to farm organically,
00:18:20then we'd have a better shot at keeping this place running.
00:18:24Anyway, I should let you get some rest, because you have a lot to do tomorrow.
00:18:29Oh, um, so I have to do all of this tomorrow?
00:18:33Well, not just tomorrow. Every day.
00:18:36Every day?
00:18:38But tomorrow we're going to town.
00:18:40Well, what do I wear to town?
00:18:43Whatever you want. Just, uh, bring a smile.
00:18:53All right, we always start the shopping at the feed and see.
00:18:57Oh, okay. What do we get there? Cappuccinos?
00:19:00Uh, no, it's not for us. It's for the animals.
00:19:05Oh, right.
00:19:07Are there any, um, people feeding places around here?
00:19:11Sure. Yeah, yeah. There's, uh, Betty's Diner, Thompson's Bar, Joyce's Café.
00:19:16Yeah.
00:19:17Pretty much all three have the same menu.
00:19:19So no sushi?
00:19:21No. No, we're, uh, we're landlocked.
00:19:24How do you people live?
00:19:26Well, most of us grow and make our own food. Kind of like Nina and I with our honey.
00:19:30Oh, artisanal. I'll have to try some someday.
00:19:33I think I could make that happen.
00:19:35As usual.
00:19:37I see you're making friends wherever you go, Bart.
00:19:41Dottie?
00:19:42Delightful as ever.
00:19:44Delightful?
00:19:46Bart Hudson, you are a flirt.
00:19:50Dear, I see you have gotten yourself some surly company.
00:19:54The ladies of Greenville are having an autumn high tea this afternoon.
00:19:58Should you want to join?
00:20:00Oh, well, that sounds lovely.
00:20:02June, where are my manners?
00:20:04Let me formally introduce you to Dottie Cartwright.
00:20:07She was your Aunt Bertie's maid.
00:20:08Let me formally introduce you to Dottie Cartwright.
00:20:11She was your Aunt Bertie's...
00:20:14rival?
00:20:16I guess would be the right word.
00:20:18Oh, Bart, number one rival would be more accurate.
00:20:22Wait.
00:20:25You're Bertie's niece?
00:20:27Yes, yes. Pleasure to meet you, June.
00:20:30Your aunt and I went head to head every year at the Harvest County Fair.
00:20:35Though sad to share, I trounced her royally in the blue ribbon rounds.
00:20:41I seem to remember Bertie winning six blue ribbons last year.
00:20:45What does it matter?
00:20:47I don't have any competition worthy of my skills this year, either.
00:20:51That's a little harsh there, Dottie, don't you think?
00:20:54I call him like I see him.
00:20:56I hope you don't have any delusions of competing in the fair.
00:21:00Competing? No.
00:21:02First I'm hearing about this little fall fair thing.
00:21:04Looks to me like you belong on a yacht somewhere in the middle of the ocean.
00:21:08There's no way in green acres you could bake an edible pie.
00:21:13Never mind win a pie-baking contest.
00:21:17Well, I'm going to stop you right there, Dottie,
00:21:20because I actually have an Oxford degree, so I'm pretty sure I could bake a pie.
00:21:24Well, you and your fancy degree can dream of my pie.
00:21:30You can buy blue ribbons all you like.
00:21:33I'm a shoe-in in every category this year.
00:21:37How do you know that? For sure, though, Dottie.
00:21:40I mean, how do you know?
00:21:42Maybe I inherited Aunt Bertie's baking skills.
00:21:46Maybe I'm a natural.
00:21:48I don't think you've ever seen a rolling pin, let alone used one.
00:21:52You're only in Greenville on a lark, anyway.
00:21:56People come and go.
00:21:57Blue ribbons are forever.
00:22:01Well, it's on, Dottie.
00:22:03You're not going to win by default.
00:22:05Okay, I am going to be baking pies and all of the fall fair stuff,
00:22:12all in honor of Aunt Bertie.
00:22:14May the best apple pie win, sweetie.
00:22:20Sweetie?
00:22:22Show her sweetie.
00:22:24Dottie Cartwright loves to compete.
00:22:27And she takes her pies very seriously.
00:22:30Yeah, I can see that.
00:22:32Thanks for sticking up for me, by the way.
00:22:34No, thank you. For stepping into Bertie's shoes.
00:22:37What do you mean?
00:22:39Entering the contests.
00:22:41Oh. Right.
00:22:44Yeah. Bertie would be very proud.
00:22:49Great.
00:22:51Hey, have you seen her blue ribbon collection?
00:22:54Welcome to Bertie's prize room.
00:22:57Oh, wow.
00:22:59She competed for decades.
00:23:01Even at her age?
00:23:03Oh, yeah. Well, Nina and I helped her the last few years.
00:23:06We still do stuff under the banner of our own farm, but we helped out with the livestock.
00:23:13That was impressive.
00:23:15Best apple pie, ten years running.
00:23:17Take that, Dottie.
00:23:19What are all these ones for?
00:23:21Best in show livestock category, three years running.
00:23:24Way to go, Jillian.
00:23:25Jillian?
00:23:27Oh, no. That's Jillian. She's a disaster.
00:23:29That's Jillian's mom, Tessa.
00:23:31She's the one who won all these.
00:23:33She had these big eyelashes, and she would just bat them at the judges.
00:23:36How cute.
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:40Bertie.
00:23:42Yeah. I took that picture.
00:23:44You know, it's funny.
00:23:46She'd come to the city to visit me every year, but I never made it up here to see her.
00:23:52Well, you're here now. The animals.
00:23:55That means something.
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:59I have a purpose.
00:24:01Speaking of, I better get busy.
00:24:03That's right, Martha Stewart.
00:24:05But just, you know, start with the basics.
00:24:07You walk before you can bake.
00:24:15How to make a sandwich.
00:24:18If you want to learn how to make a sandwich, first step is…
00:24:34Now you have made a sandwich.
00:24:36What?
00:24:38Is it…
00:24:49I know. I got a little carried away, didn't I?
00:24:53Oh well.
00:24:55Hey, it's Nina.
00:24:58Perfect.
00:25:04Wow.
00:25:06You are brave, June.
00:25:08I just wanted to wipe that look off her face, you know?
00:25:11Good luck.
00:25:13Mean is Dottie's permanent expression.
00:25:15Yeah, no kidding.
00:25:17What a sourpuss.
00:25:19Wow.
00:25:21This prosecco is delicious.
00:25:23It's not prosecco. It's champagne.
00:25:26It was 2004. It was a very good year.
00:25:29Oh, sorry. That's such a city person thing to say.
00:25:33You know, I used to get private tours at harvest time.
00:25:37Yeah. I used to buy champagne by the case.
00:25:41Aunt Bertie always had a thing for the bubbly, too.
00:25:42She used to take a case home with her whenever she'd come visit us in the city.
00:25:47Wow. Aren't these like a thousand dollars a bottle?
00:25:51No. Just a few hundred.
00:25:53Oh. Just a few hundred.
00:25:57Very fancy.
00:26:00I was fancy.
00:26:07Are you missing your old life?
00:26:08Are you missing your old life?
00:26:11You mean, am I missing my old money?
00:26:14No, no.
00:26:16I mean, you know, definitely has its advantages.
00:26:20You can get whatever you want, whenever you want, anytime, ever.
00:26:26Wow. I could certainly get used to that.
00:26:30Yeah. Yeah, you definitely get used to it.
00:26:33And after a lifetime, you really get used to it.
00:26:39Anyway, I was just surprised to see so many bottles in Bertie's cellar.
00:26:45She always said she was taking them for special occasions. I just can't believe one never came up.
00:26:50Wow. Maybe she was just waiting for someone special to share it with.
00:26:59Okay. Let's get down to business, shall we?
00:27:02Let's.
00:27:04Tell me exactly what you signed up for, for the Harvest County Fair.
00:27:06Well, technically, I haven't signed up for anything yet.
00:27:10But I guess it would be pies? Pigs?
00:27:14Okay. All right.
00:27:17Oh. Today's the deadline.
00:27:24You know what? Let's do it. Let's do it. Sign me up for everything.
00:27:29Great. Awesome. Okay.
00:27:31You know what? Dottie is not going to ruin Aunt Bertie's legacy.
00:27:33No. I might have lost my money, but I will not be losing my family's dignity. Thank you very much.
00:27:38Cheers to that.
00:27:42Let's do it.
00:27:44More?
00:27:46Oh, no thank you. I got to work tomorrow.
00:27:48Oh. Work. This used to be my work.
00:27:52Well, around here, if you need a construction permit or a food truck license, I'm your gal.
00:27:59What about an award-winning apple pie recipe?
00:28:02Oh, June.
00:28:05Come with me.
00:28:16Bertie would want nothing short of Dottie Annihilation.
00:28:22Oh. I like the way you and Bertie think.
00:28:25Wow.
00:28:26Wait until you see this.
00:28:32Bertie's pie recipe?
00:28:34Mm-hmm.
00:28:36Oh, Dottie. You don't stand a chance.
00:28:46Hey there, Dottie.
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:50Hey there, big brother.
00:28:52Hey.
00:28:54What are you doing out here all alone in the quiet?
00:28:59Just enjoying the end of a good day.
00:29:02Hmm. Our new neighbor had a pretty good day, too.
00:29:06I hope she did.
00:29:08You know she did.
00:29:13I'm just helping her settle.
00:29:16I'm just helping her settle in.
00:29:19Oh.
00:29:21It's called being neighborly.
00:29:23Right.
00:29:25Plus, she's been alone for a long time.
00:29:30She lost her parents like we did, too.
00:29:33Yeah.
00:29:35At least we didn't lose ours at the same time.
00:29:38And we got to be with them as adults.
00:29:42She was so young.
00:29:45Yeah. June didn't really have anyone.
00:29:53Well, Bertie was her family.
00:29:57Now she's lost her, too.
00:30:00But she must have other relatives here in Greenville.
00:30:04Maybe even like second or third cousins.
00:30:08Maybe I can help her get to know her roots.
00:30:10I could totally look up her family history at the town office.
00:30:13I could totally do that, right?
00:30:15Yeah. She'd probably love it.
00:30:18She was raised by household staff.
00:30:21Like, employees.
00:30:23Can you imagine?
00:30:25No real bonds.
00:30:27Couldn't have been easy.
00:30:29Also, if she does happen to have ties,
00:30:34it might actually persuade her to stay
00:30:37and it might make a certain person happy.
00:30:40A certain person, huh?
00:30:42Mm-hmm.
00:30:44Really?
00:30:46What? You know what? Fine.
00:30:48Don't admit it to me. Just admit it to yourself.
00:30:50That's probably very helpful.
00:30:52You're getting a little ahead of yourself.
00:30:54I barely know her.
00:30:56And I think you should keep the whole
00:30:59finding her roots thing between us.
00:31:01I mean, she's had a lot of disappointment with family.
00:31:03You might not find anything.
00:31:05Well, I might not.
00:31:07But I'm still gonna try.
00:31:09There's just such a bright light in her.
00:31:12And she's very sweet.
00:31:14Hmm.
00:31:16Kind of feels like she's from another planet.
00:31:19I very often think that about you.
00:31:23I gotta run.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:34All right. Let's do this.
00:31:36All right. Let's do this.
00:32:06Let's do this.
00:32:25Easy.
00:32:36The business you got is your own.
00:32:46Oh.
00:32:49Perfect timing.
00:32:52Bertie's pie.
00:32:54I'm looking for a taste tester.
00:32:56Sure.
00:33:00Did you bake in that outfit?
00:33:02I put an apron on.
00:33:04Designer apron?
00:33:06No. One of Bertie's. Thank you very much.
00:33:09Now you're channeling the right vibe.
00:33:11Now, I've never made a pie before.
00:33:13So, go easy on me.
00:33:25Interesting?
00:33:27Interesting?
00:33:29No, baby. Don't sugarcoat it, okay?
00:33:32If I am gonna be blue ribbon ready,
00:33:34I need the whole truth.
00:33:37Apples are undercooked.
00:33:39Sugar's not integrating.
00:33:41And somehow the pastry is dry and greasy.
00:33:45Wow. That's a whole lot of truth.
00:33:49How much sugar did you put in the filling?
00:33:52Sugar? But the apples are sweet enough.
00:33:58No?
00:34:00Oh.
00:34:02I'm doomed. I'm doomed.
00:34:03I'm doomed. My family is never gonna restore their name.
00:34:06Aunt Bertie's legacy is in ruins.
00:34:08I mean, my pie is a disaster.
00:34:10I didn't say that we can't fix it.
00:34:13Wait. Did you say we, Mr. Handyman?
00:34:19I start with the crust.
00:34:22Let's get to it.
00:34:33Okay.
00:34:42Why are you mixing the flour?
00:34:44It helps with the smoothness.
00:34:46Then you add a little bit of the salt.
00:34:48Next, you put in the chilled butter from the fridge.
00:34:51But you put in one at a time.
00:34:53Okay.
00:34:55So, throw these guys in there.
00:34:57And at this stage, you don't want to overmix it.
00:34:59And it's key that the butter be ice cold.
00:35:01Freezer cold if you can.
00:35:03Right.
00:35:05Yes, chef.
00:35:07Oh, I like that.
00:35:09That's better than the staff.
00:35:11Yeah, so give that a couple minutes.
00:35:13And then throw it in the fridge, let it chill for 15,
00:35:15and you can roll it out.
00:35:17All right.
00:35:19But none of this was in the recipe.
00:35:26Um...
00:35:28Yeah.
00:35:30See, that's what happens when you take the time to perfect something.
00:35:31On note,
00:35:33you learn by trial and error.
00:35:35Oh, I don't really have time for trial and error.
00:35:37Well, we better get going then.
00:35:39Yes, chef.
00:35:41And, like organic farming,
00:35:43you gotta pick your battles.
00:35:45Ooh.
00:35:47I think I'm gonna pick all of them.
00:35:50Tell you what,
00:35:52let me handle root vegetables.
00:35:55All right.
00:35:57Oh, uh,
00:35:59you, uh,
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:08There you go.
00:36:10Thanks.
00:36:12Anyway, you're off to a great start.
00:36:14Keep on this.
00:36:16I'm gonna go tend to the animals
00:36:18and feed my animals, too.
00:36:20Appreciate it. Thank you.
00:36:25Well, Jillian,
00:36:27this is you and me.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:30Yeah, you're right.
00:36:32I do look pretty ridiculous in these clothes now.
00:36:34If I'm gonna cook like Bertie,
00:36:36then I need to,
00:36:38I need to think like Bertie.
00:36:40I need to be Bertie.
00:36:43I'll be back.
00:36:58I'll be back.
00:37:18I can see why you loved it here, Bertie.
00:37:22It's beautiful.
00:37:29Okay, Jillian,
00:37:31the internet says that you need to learn
00:37:33come, sit, and stay.
00:37:35So, let's work on this.
00:37:37Come here.
00:37:39Come here, Jillian.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:43Braving the rain?
00:37:45Trying.
00:37:47Technically, when you're raising a show pig,
00:37:49you want to start them really young.
00:37:51That way they get used to walking in a wide circle
00:37:53with their head up.
00:37:55Ah. Well, what about a
00:37:56rooting on the ground and not paying attention
00:37:58type of category?
00:38:00Because I think she'd really be great at that.
00:38:02Yes, she would.
00:38:04Well, you could always put her in the
00:38:06best-in-show livestock category.
00:38:08It's more of a beauty pageant.
00:38:10There's no behavior necessary.
00:38:12You just compete against goats with coats.
00:38:14Little hens with straw hats.
00:38:16Perfect. I mean, that sounds like fashion.
00:38:18And fashion is something I know all about.
00:38:20All right, Jillian,
00:38:22we're gonna have a full makeover.
00:38:24All right, come on. Let's go.
00:38:26Have you tried picking her up?
00:38:28No. Have you?
00:38:31Touche.
00:38:33Oh, you know what I should do?
00:38:35I think I need to start with a mood board.
00:38:37A mood board?
00:38:39Yeah, you know, like a vision board
00:38:41when you're manifesting.
00:38:43Right. And that, uh, that helps?
00:38:46Always.
00:38:48I mean, when I'm manifesting,
00:38:50which is, like, you know,
00:38:52letting the universe know that you're
00:38:54open to the next level,
00:38:57wait.
00:38:59You should try it.
00:39:01What would you manifest?
00:39:03A new manifold for the tractor.
00:39:06Oh, be serious.
00:39:08There's gotta be something bigger
00:39:10that you want for your life.
00:39:12You know? I mean, get out,
00:39:14try new things,
00:39:16leave this small town for a little while,
00:39:18travel a bit.
00:39:20Well, when I was younger,
00:39:23I did think about dusting the dirt off this town
00:39:26and getting out of here.
00:39:28But, uh, in the end,
00:39:30I knew this place was of my soul.
00:39:32I wanted to farm like my family.
00:39:36Still, there might be something bigger.
00:39:50All right, you see this straw?
00:39:53There's a plan for it.
00:39:54First, you plant it with care.
00:39:57You raise it up till it's golden.
00:40:00And then you harvest it
00:40:02so it's ready to be bedding for animals.
00:40:05Hmm.
00:40:07Sounds like it was planted to become a nest.
00:40:11That's right.
00:40:14Hey, uh,
00:40:16listen, if you want to clean up,
00:40:18I can show you how to eat lunch off the land.
00:40:21Oh, okay.
00:40:22I mean, but we're not actually going to eat off the land, right?
00:40:25We do have plates.
00:40:27Oh, yes.
00:40:29We do have plates.
00:40:31All right, well, uh,
00:40:33I'm going to go get cleaned up
00:40:35and I'll meet you by the chickens.
00:40:37Sounds good.
00:40:52Hey.
00:40:54Wow, look at you.
00:40:56How do you do that?
00:40:58Do what?
00:41:00Transform.
00:41:02Oh, this is nothing.
00:41:04I mean, during fashion week,
00:41:06I would change my look like six times in a day.
00:41:08Birdies vintage is very in right now.
00:41:10It is when you wear it.
00:41:14Anyway, uh,
00:41:16you want to look under some chickens?
00:41:18Did you say under some chickens?
00:41:23Oh, yeah.
00:41:25Here we go.
00:41:27Oh, wow.
00:41:29Look at that.
00:41:31Good job, ladies.
00:41:33Oh, we got a few more here.
00:41:35A couple more?
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:39Look at you.
00:41:41All of these eggs.
00:41:43Huh?
00:41:45Well, uh,
00:41:47take a photo.
00:41:49Oh.
00:41:50It's perfect.
00:41:54Hey.
00:41:56All right.
00:41:58All right, it's your turn.
00:42:00More?
00:42:02Oh, yeah, a couple more.
00:42:04So we could, uh,
00:42:06put all of our eggs in one basket,
00:42:08so to speak?
00:42:10Yep.
00:42:11All right.
00:42:13Let you get in there.
00:42:15Go in?
00:42:17Oh, yeah.
00:42:19So,
00:42:21tell me more about you.
00:42:24All right.
00:42:26I'm ready.
00:42:28So,
00:42:30you've never left here?
00:42:32Like, not even once?
00:42:34No, I never said I never left Greenville.
00:42:36No, I did a little traveling
00:42:38when I was furthering my education in organic farming.
00:42:41I was in Italy
00:42:43learning how to grow tomatoes from a Sicilian expert.
00:42:45Then I was in Salinas in California
00:42:47for over a year learning everything there was to know about lettuce.
00:42:50Just lettuce?
00:42:52Turns out there's a lot to know about lettuce.
00:42:54Wow.
00:42:56What about you? What'd you study?
00:42:58Sociology.
00:43:00That makes sense.
00:43:02Well,
00:43:04it sounds like you spent a lot of your young life
00:43:06trying to understand if people were being genuine
00:43:08or if they were just hanging on
00:43:10because of your fortune and all that,
00:43:12and I was studying human behavior in society.
00:43:13It adds up.
00:43:15Yeah.
00:43:17You know,
00:43:19you know quite a bit about people for a handyman.
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:25I'll try.
00:43:39Uh-oh.
00:43:41You want another scrapbook? It's free.
00:43:43Ha-ha.
00:43:45You know, I've had that habit under control
00:43:47ever since I taped down the cat's paw.
00:43:49By mistake.
00:43:51Yeah. Fluffy's never forgiven you.
00:43:53Very funny.
00:43:55Well, actually,
00:43:57I just completed my research
00:43:59into June's family from the archives,
00:44:01and I'm making her a tree
00:44:03so she can see that she has roots here.
00:44:05Wow.
00:44:07I know she's gonna love it.
00:44:09Really?
00:44:11How do you know?
00:44:13I've known her ever since getting to know her.
00:44:15She surprised me.
00:44:17For the life of me,
00:44:19I never thought we'd have anything in common.
00:44:21But what do you have in common?
00:44:31My big brother's speechless?
00:44:34I'm shocked.
00:44:36I know.
00:44:40I think June and I
00:44:41are kind of at a crossroads.
00:44:45You know, we're both looking for that,
00:44:47something to complete ourselves.
00:44:51Maybe it's family.
00:44:54Wow. That was really deep.
00:44:57She's definitely showed me
00:44:59what's missing in my life.
00:45:01Careful.
00:45:03You might be the one making a vision board next.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:07What? No.
00:45:09That's enough. I got chores.
00:45:11June needs anything in town.
00:45:13Probably a good idea.
00:45:27So that's brown bread flavor?
00:45:29Yeah.
00:45:31Sounds weird.
00:45:33I had it in Dublin last year.
00:45:35It was phenomenal.
00:45:37Of course you did.
00:45:39This is so good.
00:45:41What? Good?
00:45:43You're keeping each other distracted.
00:45:46And while your eyes aren't on the prize,
00:45:49it will soon be my name in the glass case.
00:45:52After I win best overall.
00:45:54Not likely.
00:45:56What is she talking about?
00:45:58Nina will explain it to you, dear.
00:46:00She's the one who will take down Birdie's photo
00:46:03and replace it with yours truly.
00:46:06How can you be so sure, Dotty?
00:46:08I've eaten my own pie, haven't I?
00:46:11I'm not even sure that that makes sense.
00:46:13But I'm going to give it to you anyway.
00:46:15As you should.
00:46:21Don't let her get to you.
00:46:23But what's this just talking about a glass case?
00:46:26It's basically just a picture and a glass case.
00:46:29I mean, that's not just anything.
00:46:33It's important.
00:46:35Oh.
00:46:37Oh, I love it.
00:46:40Yeah, it's pretty cool, isn't it?
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:46You okay?
00:46:48Yeah. Yeah, I just, you know,
00:46:51sometimes it really hits home that she's gone.
00:46:57Well, I can't bring Birdie back.
00:47:00But I will promise you one thing.
00:47:01What's that?
00:47:03I will help you compete against Dotty.
00:47:06Okay, I like the sound of that.
00:47:09That'll be good.
00:47:11But wait, that sign says September 26th for the festival.
00:47:15That's this week.
00:47:17Uh, yeah.
00:47:19Wait, I thought we had way more time to prepare.
00:47:22Didn't you fill in the entry forms?
00:47:25Well, yeah, I mean,
00:47:27Didn't you fill in the entry forms?
00:47:29Well, yeah, but Nina really filled them out and I...
00:47:33Didn't read them.
00:47:35No. Oh, no.
00:47:37Why are you smiling? This is terrible.
00:47:39Dotty's going to win everything.
00:47:41Oh, I have an idea.
00:47:44I am going to order an apple pie flown in from Amsterdam.
00:47:48They are the best in the world.
00:47:50Okay, first off, Birdie would never endorse that.
00:47:52And how do you know?
00:47:54Secondly, you've never had Birdie's apple pie.
00:47:57Touché.
00:48:27Tell me something that I just don't know.
00:48:30Words running like a river again.
00:48:36Good job.
00:48:40Wow.
00:48:42Looking good.
00:48:44Let's go see.
00:48:49That's going to be delicious.
00:48:51Yeah.
00:48:53Hey.
00:48:55Oh, hey. That's perfect timing.
00:48:57I was just about to pull the carrots.
00:48:59The moment of truth.
00:49:01Yes, ma'am.
00:49:03Here we go.
00:49:05All right.
00:49:08Oh, wow.
00:49:10That's a huge carrot.
00:49:12Yeah. Big carrot.
00:49:14Big pot of soup.
00:49:16Seriously, how did you get it to grow like that?
00:49:18See this barrel?
00:49:20So I fill it with sand first.
00:49:22Okay, then I hollow out the middle,
00:49:24fill it with really good soil.
00:49:25It grows straight, naturally, no obstructions.
00:49:28Oh.
00:49:30Sounds like you've set it up for success.
00:49:32Yeah. It's a good metaphor for life.
00:49:35Well, it certainly looks like a winner to me.
00:49:38Question is, how's it going with the pies?
00:49:41Well, I've got it to turn out three times in a row now,
00:49:45so I think we're doing pretty good there.
00:49:47All right.
00:49:49Now I just need to get the flower arrangement perfect,
00:49:51prep Ruby the hen's cage,
00:49:53and I've got to make Jillian's flower crown.
00:49:55You're ready.
00:49:57I'm going to pick you up tomorrow.
00:49:59I'll take my truck to the fair.
00:50:01You know, actually I think I'm good.
00:50:03I can get there myself.
00:50:05Wow. Look at you.
00:50:07Oh, yeah.
00:50:09Shh. Shh.
00:50:11Going to the fair.
00:50:13Who's going to the fair?
00:50:15I'm going to the fair.
00:50:17Okay, so I won't do that in front of the judges tomorrow,
00:50:20but I'm just really excited.
00:50:22You're good.
00:50:23I like enthusiasm.
00:50:25All right. I'll see you in the morning.
00:50:27See you in the morning.
00:50:29Going to the fair.
00:50:31Going.
00:50:37Okay.
00:50:40You cool down, you little beauty.
00:50:54What was that?
00:51:02No.
00:51:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:07Oh.
00:51:12It's okay. It's okay.
00:51:14I can...
00:51:16I can salvage this.
00:51:18Right?
00:51:24Oh, no.
00:51:28Wait a minute.
00:51:31I know that orthopedic shoe anywhere.
00:51:34Dottie.
00:51:36Oh, you...
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:55Mmm, Harvest Festival, here I come.
00:52:20I should have given her a ride.
00:52:22Well, I think June has shown you
00:52:25she's perfectly capable of getting somewhere
00:52:27without needing a driver.
00:52:29I know, I know, but it's a hundred pound pig
00:52:31and it has a lot of pies.
00:52:33Oh, wow, yeah, well, when you put it that way.
00:52:35Yeah.
00:52:37Are you worried she's not going to show up?
00:52:39No, but what if something happened?
00:52:43I think I'm just going to circle back to the farm.
00:52:45Oh, look at you being all caring.
00:52:47I told you you were getting invested.
00:52:49I know.
00:52:51All right, all right.
00:52:53Well, go if you must.
00:52:55I'll save you a seat at the tractor park.
00:52:57Thanks.
00:53:00Okay.
00:53:08Hey.
00:53:10Hi.
00:53:12Oh, I am so sorry I'm late.
00:53:14We had a bit of a pie calamity.
00:53:16Pie calamity?
00:53:18More like pie-mageddon.
00:53:19You know, I learned that no porch is safe
00:53:21as long as there's raccoons
00:53:23and other critters roaming about.
00:53:25The raccoon-sabotage pie?
00:53:27Yeah, raccoons that wore the same shoes as Dottie.
00:53:30Hmm.
00:53:32There goes the raccoon theory.
00:53:34Well, I can't say for sure whether or not
00:53:36she was holding a raccoon, but...
00:53:38But you made it.
00:53:40Yeah, I did.
00:53:42Oh, you made it.
00:53:44I wasn't sure if you'd actually show up.
00:53:46Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere, Dottie.
00:53:49In fact, I'm surprised that you're here.
00:53:51I mean, did you get enough rest last night
00:53:53with all the sleepwalking you were doing?
00:53:55I'm not sure what you're insinuating.
00:53:58I got my usual eight solid hours.
00:54:01Hmm.
00:54:03Well, I didn't get a wink.
00:54:05You know, I thought I'd give Birdie's pie
00:54:07just one more try.
00:54:09It seems every time I make that pie,
00:54:11it just gets better and better.
00:54:13Good luck.
00:54:15You'll need it.
00:54:17Have you ever noticed?
00:54:19She grows the same exact flowers
00:54:21that Birdie used to.
00:54:23She uses the same pie plates,
00:54:25the same edge on the crust,
00:54:27and she fights dirty, too.
00:54:29Oh, yeah?
00:54:31So what are you thinking?
00:54:33I don't know.
00:54:35It's almost like she copies Birdie or something.
00:54:37Yeah, I'm probably reading too much into it.
00:54:39Let's just get this over with, shall we?
00:54:41That is not the attitude of a blue-ribbon champion.
00:54:43Listen, there's five categories, okay?
00:54:46You've practiced them.
00:54:47You've sweat and teared your way through this.
00:54:49You are ready.
00:54:52In my eyes, you're already a winner.
00:54:58I never really had anybody believe in me like this.
00:55:01I mean, Birdie, but...
00:55:04It's just nice to have somebody
00:55:06check in on you and see if you're okay.
00:55:09Are you okay?
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:13But let's do this.
00:55:15All right, let's show them
00:55:17what a loving heart can do.
00:55:19Come on, team. Let's go.
00:55:21Come on, Jillian.
00:55:23Let's go. Let's go.
00:55:43Oh, here come the judges.
00:55:45Yes.
00:55:47Hello.
00:55:49Oh, it's so good to see you, Bart.
00:55:51You having a nice day?
00:55:53Yes.
00:55:55It's so nice to see you.
00:55:57Hello.
00:55:59And who's your friend here?
00:56:01This is June Walter, Birdie's niece.
00:56:03You're Birdie's niece.
00:56:05Oh, my goodness, you look just like her.
00:56:07She's going to make Birdie very proud today.
00:56:09We'll see, won't we?
00:56:14Who's that?
00:56:15I don't know.
00:56:23This hen crate isn't regulation.
00:56:26Well, I, you know, I just thought
00:56:28I'd add a bit of color and pizzazz
00:56:30to those boring old crates.
00:56:32I designed those regulation cages.
00:56:37Oh.
00:56:39Right, yeah.
00:56:41Well, they're very sturdy.
00:56:43Very, very sturdy.
00:56:45Take a look.
00:56:50Who's that?
00:56:52I'm sure it's fine.
00:56:59Container method?
00:57:01Yes, ma'am.
00:57:03Just like you taught me.
00:57:07Good job.
00:57:09Thanks.
00:57:16Oh.
00:57:18Oh, no.
00:57:20Was that a you totally nailed it snort
00:57:23or was that a you absolutely blew it snort?
00:57:25No, it's like a snort that shall not be named.
00:57:28A secret snort.
00:57:30A snort of our own creation.
00:57:32Oh.
00:57:34Mmm.
00:57:36So good.
00:57:38And you have pies for me, too.
00:57:41No one could ever touch Birdie and Dotty
00:57:43when it comes to pies.
00:57:45You know, never.
00:57:47So good luck to you.
00:57:49Well, thank you.
00:57:51I think.
00:57:53But the pies are 100% Birdie.
00:57:56Just Birdie, Birdie, Birdie.
00:57:58I don't know why I said Birdie three times like that.
00:58:01That was strange.
00:58:03I'm just really nervous.
00:58:05She was a really good friend.
00:58:07I'm sorry for your loss.
00:58:12Shall we?
00:58:15Oh, sorry.
00:58:17Sorry.
00:58:19Mmm.
00:58:21Mmm.
00:58:45Sliced.
00:58:47Overall appearance.
00:58:50Mmm.
00:58:55The fork goes on the plate here.
00:58:58Oh.
00:59:20Mmm.
00:59:21Mmm.
00:59:22Mmm.
00:59:23Mmm.
00:59:24Mmm.
00:59:25Mmm.
00:59:26Mmm.
00:59:33Possible improper cluing.
00:59:35I'll have to dock a mark.
00:59:41Next.
00:59:50Sorry.
00:59:55Thanks.
01:00:06You know what?
01:00:07Birdie would be so proud that you're even trying to compete in her name.
01:00:11Please don't be hard on yourself.
01:00:13Seriously.
01:00:14You gotta put it in perspective.
01:00:16Mm-hmm.
01:00:17Perspective.
01:00:18There's no perspective in pie baking, pal.
01:00:22All pies are particular to Pleasant.
01:00:25Perfection, not mistake.
01:00:30You gotta laugh.
01:00:31Oh, yeah.
01:00:33Judging of the Best in Show livestock category will begin soon.
01:00:37Please take your seats, folks.
01:00:38Judging will begin shortly.
01:00:40Here we go.
01:00:41Get out.
01:00:44First up, flower arranging.
01:00:46Who has grown the finest blooms this year?
01:00:50Dottie Carwright takes first prize.
01:00:52Yes!
01:00:53Way to go, Dottie.
01:00:54You've got the awesome blossoms, the petals with the metal.
01:00:57Let's hear it for Dottie, folks.
01:01:02Ivy Wilson is in second place and Andrew Bowman in third.
01:01:07Rude Veggies are up next.
01:01:12Bart Hudson is our winner.
01:01:14Going for 30 bars as he does every year.
01:01:17Way to go, Bart.
01:01:23Congratulations.
01:01:24You really deserve to win that.
01:01:26Thanks.
01:01:28You do.
01:01:30Up next, feathery friends.
01:01:31The Best in Flock.
01:01:33Heads up.
01:01:34It's Dottie again.
01:01:35Miss Carwright.
01:01:37Well done.
01:01:38Congratulations.
01:01:39It's yours.
01:01:44This is a nightmare.
01:01:45She's winning everything.
01:01:46She is misery personified.
01:01:49Next up, apple pie.
01:01:51Take it away, pie expert Wendy Whittaker.
01:01:56This year, we have the perfect apple pie.
01:01:59Flaky, pastry, beautifully spiced.
01:02:02I could happily eat this apple pie every Thanksgiving for the rest of my life.
01:02:09Congratulations, June Woltshire.
01:02:18It was the best I've ever eaten.
01:02:24I thought she said the pie was too warm.
01:02:26I guess Wendy likes her pie a little warm.
01:02:29We have saved the best event for last, folks.
01:02:32Best in show, livestock.
01:02:35Bring your goats, your pigs, and your lambs.
01:02:37One cutie will rule them all.
01:02:41Jillian. Jillian. Jillian. Jillian. Jillian.
01:02:48The judges don't even need to deliberate.
01:02:51First prize goes to...
01:02:54Jillian.
01:02:55Jillian with pigs.
01:02:57And that's pretty farms again, folks.
01:02:59June Woltshire is the farmer of record here,
01:03:01which means she'll be named Best Overall in Fair.
01:03:05Give her a hand, folks.
01:03:11I am the farmer of record.
01:03:14I don't even know what that means.
01:03:16It means get it.
01:03:17No, we did it.
01:03:18Jillian. Jillian.
01:03:21Let's get pictures, baby. Look what we did.
01:03:24I know.
01:03:25Ready?
01:03:26That's very good.
01:03:28Smile.
01:03:29Perfect.
01:03:41Oh.
01:03:42Hey, I might need some help unloading.
01:03:44Yeah, just a second.
01:03:46Hello?
01:03:47Is this June Woltshire?
01:03:49Yes, this is she.
01:03:51This is Larry Elpin of Elpin Farm Equipment.
01:03:54Oh, hi, Larry.
01:03:56How can I help you?
01:03:57Is there an invoice that we owe or something?
01:04:00No, no, no. It's nothing like that.
01:04:03My daughter sent me a social security number.
01:04:07My daughter sent me a social media post.
01:04:11With you and your pig, Jillian.
01:04:13Wow, that was quick.
01:04:15We'd like to discuss a sponsorship deal with your prized pig.
01:04:20Are you serious?
01:04:21Very.
01:04:23Our board of directors have been on me for years
01:04:26to get some kind of lizard or duck to be our mascot
01:04:29for advertising, you know?
01:04:31So when I saw your cute little pig,
01:04:33I thought, hey now, that's an animal I can get behind.
01:04:36Well, that's amazing.
01:04:39Would you be interested in something like that?
01:04:41It'd be quite lucrative. We're a national brand.
01:04:43Oh, yeah, absolutely.
01:04:45Please send me a contract. I'll take a look at it.
01:04:48Okay, okay.
01:04:50A question for you.
01:04:52Are you June Woltshire of the Big Woltshire Hotel Crash?
01:04:57Yeah, that's me.
01:04:59That must have been quite an ordeal for you.
01:05:02Well, it has been quite a life change.
01:05:05I'm glad about that.
01:05:07Well, I hope Elk and Farm Equipment
01:05:09can play some small role in helping you get back on track.
01:05:13Thank you. That's very kind of you.
01:05:16All right, then. My assistant will be in touch.
01:05:19Okay.
01:05:30Hello?
01:05:32Michael?
01:05:33June, what a coincidence.
01:05:35I was just asking my staff to track you down.
01:05:37I have news.
01:05:39Do I want to hear it?
01:05:41We found a portfolio of old stocks from the 1980s,
01:05:45and let's just say your grandpa sure knew how to pick them.
01:05:49He bought into Apple at $22 a share.
01:05:53Wait, I didn't hear you. What? Picking apples?
01:05:56What? No. Forget the apples. You're back in the saddle.
01:06:00I mean, I needed apples for the pie thing, but not so much...
01:06:04Wait.
01:06:06Back in the saddle. How big is this saddle?
01:06:09Enough for me to send your private jet to come and get you.
01:06:13The jet?
01:06:14Are you messing with me?
01:06:16Scout's honor.
01:06:18You were never a scout, Michael.
01:06:20Okay, you caught me.
01:06:22Anyway, you're going to be back on top, kid.
01:06:25I just wired you a little pocket money.
01:06:28Oh, uh, okay. Great.
01:06:33June, that was a joke.
01:06:35That's a lot of pocket money.
01:06:37Money for very big pockets.
01:06:39Many, many pockets.
01:06:41That, uh, great.
01:06:43I actually was calling because I wanted you to take a look at a contract for me.
01:06:48Oh. Yeah?
01:06:50Yeah. So, you'll never believe this.
01:06:52I competed in a fall festival with my Aunt Bertie's prize pig, and we won.
01:06:57So now, there's a farm equipment company that wants to hire Jillian as their mascot.
01:07:03A pig as a mascot?
01:07:05Yeah.
01:07:06June, you heard what I said, right? The fortune. It's coming back.
01:07:10Yeah, yeah, I heard it.
01:07:13Whoa. That's, that is not pocket change. That is, that's life changing back change.
01:07:33Oh.
01:07:42Bart. Bart.
01:07:45I, I know you took off because I was on the phone, but you are not going to believe this.
01:07:49Hey, viral girl.
01:07:51You say it like it's a bad thing.
01:07:53Isn't it?
01:07:54No. No. It's amazing.
01:07:56Jillian. Jillian.
01:07:58She is queen of the pig.
01:08:00Yes. And I want to go celebrate.
01:08:02All right. I'll let Nina know.
01:08:04Oh, um, actually, I was thinking maybe, um, maybe just the two of us?
01:08:09Oh, yeah. I'm game.
01:08:12Yeah, we can eat here. Go into town, get some ice cream.
01:08:15Maybe we'll run into Donnie and, uh, we can gloat a little bit.
01:08:19Well, actually, uh, I was thinking maybe something a little fancier.
01:08:23Like the pub?
01:08:26Do you, do you own a suit?
01:08:28Yes, I own a suit. In fact, I own several suits.
01:08:31Oh.
01:08:32Imagine that.
01:08:33Well, why don't you put one of them on and, uh, be at my place at six tonight?
01:08:38Okay. Short walk.
01:08:40I'll see you tonight.
01:08:43Okay. I will put a suit on. For you.
01:08:59Okay.
01:09:10Wow.
01:09:13Wow yourself. You look stunning.
01:09:16Oh. This whole thing? It's very last season.
01:09:20Could have fooled me.
01:09:23Well, will you join me?
01:09:29Okay.
01:09:40Must be some prize money this year for you to take care of all this.
01:09:43You don't know half of it.
01:09:46So this is how you used to roll?
01:09:49With a car and a driver? Yeah. Always.
01:09:53Even to get groceries?
01:09:55Well.
01:09:56Right. The staff, yes. You didn't get groceries.
01:10:03You look really nice in that suit.
01:10:10Okay. I'm loving the mystery here, but you gotta tell me. Where are we going?
01:10:20Is that a helicopter?
01:10:22Surprise!
01:10:26Oh.
01:10:43So you went from living in your car to renting out every seat in this theater?
01:10:48Shh. This is the good part.
01:10:51Joan. There's no one here to shush.
01:10:55And I have a thing or two I'd like to say.
01:11:05I never expected someone like you to walk into my life.
01:11:10Well. I never expected to find a handsome farmer.
01:11:17Are you falling for me?
01:11:21Where is that champagne I ordered?
01:11:23Wait. Champagne too?
01:11:26Well. You got to show me your world and I'm gonna show you mine.
01:11:30Okay.
01:11:31But I don't want you to have to mortgage Birdie's farm just because you're paying for all this.
01:11:36I won't. It's all gonna be fine now.
01:11:40What do you mean it's all fine now?
01:11:43Well. Jillian and I got an incredibly lucrative advertising contract.
01:11:49Are you kidding?
01:11:51Wow. That was fast.
01:11:54So that's what we're celebrating.
01:11:56Well. Yes. That. And.
01:12:00My business manager called.
01:12:03I'm not broke anymore.
01:12:06Turns out my grandfather was just as much of a genius at building a stock portfolio as he was at building a hotel empire.
01:12:14So it looks like I'm gonna be back in PJ's in no time.
01:12:18Pajamas?
01:12:20Private jets.
01:12:22Right. Oh.
01:12:25Wow. That's amazing.
01:12:29You must be thrilled.
01:12:32You don't seem very happy about it.
01:12:35No. No. I'm happy for you.
01:12:39Congratulations.
01:12:42Well. Maybe this next part will cheer you up a bit.
01:12:48Okay.
01:12:50Look Bart.
01:12:53Getting to know you has been one of the biggest joys of my life.
01:12:59I really like you.
01:13:03I think I'm falling for you.
01:13:08And. So what I wanted to ask is.
01:13:13Do you want to leave and come travel the world with me?
01:13:24What's wrong?
01:13:27I should have seen this coming.
01:13:32I am getting the sense there's not going to be a resounding yes at the end of this.
01:13:37June. I can't just go traveling the world with you.
01:13:42Yeah you can Bart. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
01:13:45I can afford to take us all over the world. Alright. You and I. We can travel. We can do everything together.
01:13:50June. You don't get it.
01:13:52I don't want to travel the world. I want to stay in Greenville.
01:13:57And I was hoping that you wanted to stay there with me.
01:14:03I see.
01:14:05Well this is going to make for a rather awkward trip back to Greenville won't it?
01:14:13Yeah. I guess we should go.
01:14:16Yeah. I guess we should.
01:14:34June.
01:15:05Oh hey Jillian.
01:15:09Well. It's time for our last supper here.
01:15:13Here you go.
01:15:23You hate goodbyes?
01:15:26Because I hate goodbyes.
01:15:28I'm sorry.
01:15:30You hate goodbyes?
01:15:33Because I hate goodbyes.
01:15:36But. Here we are.
01:15:41You know you were the best roommate ever.
01:15:43Best pig. Any pig that any farm has ever had.
01:15:48You know that.
01:15:52Don't worry. You'll still get your celebrity deal. I'll make sure of it.
01:15:55But you don't need me. You've got Bart here to take care of you. Right?
01:16:02I agree. I agree. Bart is pretty amazing.
01:16:07That's why I'm going to deed him the farm so that he can make sure I look after all of you.
01:16:17I'm going to miss this so much.
01:16:21I'm going to miss you.
01:16:25I'm going to miss you.
01:16:29I'm going to miss the feeling of a real home.
01:16:36Alright Jillian.
01:16:39You be a good little piggy. Okay?
01:16:56Tyler.
01:16:58Oh there you are.
01:17:00Hi.
01:17:04How are you?
01:17:06Doing fabulous. Doing a lot of late nights at celebrity parties.
01:17:09But stepping right back into my designer shoes and getting back in there.
01:17:13Anyway enough about me. Let's get you out there.
01:17:16You could always go back to the Riviera you know.
01:17:18But definitely on the Italian side because Canada is so yesterday.
01:17:22Unless how do you feel about Fashion Week?
01:17:25You know June the designers weren't going to give you tickets because of well you know because of the blip and all that.
01:17:31But I told them that you were back and they said that if you wanted to purchase a table for $250,000
01:17:38they wouldn't have a problem with you bringing your nearest and dearest.
01:17:41Which I'm sure of course includes me.
01:17:47Earth to June.
01:17:48Earth to June.
01:17:50Sweetie I think you might have some mud kicking your ears because you're not here anymore.
01:17:55No. I heard you. I just don't want to go to Fashion Week.
01:18:02Oh. Well that's disappointing.
01:18:06But oh wait. I'm over it.
01:18:10So Italy then?
01:18:12No.
01:18:14Straight to the start?
01:18:15No. You know I think Greenville is my new thing.
01:18:21Excuse me? Greenville?
01:18:25What is that some kind of new club in the city or something?
01:18:30No. Actually it's where my family is.
01:18:36Oh. So we're not getting on the private jet then?
01:18:42No.
01:18:43Oh. I'm so confused. What is? Where are you going?
01:18:48Bye.
01:18:50No. June? June?
01:19:10Hello? Hey Bart?
01:19:14Nina?
01:19:34Are you partying in my house? Respect.
01:19:38You came.
01:19:40Bring it in.
01:19:43Oh. I thought you were going to miss your own surprise party.
01:19:47Wait. My surprise party?
01:19:49Yeah. Well you've been on your own for so long. I wanted to show you that you still have family. Right here.
01:19:57Surprise!
01:19:59Who are all these people?
01:20:01Well I did a little bit of research. You know. And some of these people you're related to way down the line.
01:20:07But they're all part of Bertie's family tree. Your family tree.
01:20:13Yes.
01:20:19Oh. Here's a cousin. Distant.
01:20:22Hi.
01:20:24On your grandfather's side. And a second cousin. He actually lives in the next town over.
01:20:28Let's give her some space.
01:20:31And here's another cousin. Bertie's first cousin.
01:20:37Oh.
01:20:41Wait. We're related?
01:20:44Yep. Bertie and I were cousins. I'm afraid you can't argue with DNA.
01:20:52Wow.
01:20:54She was proud of you. You know. And she wished she could have spent more time with you.
01:21:00But after your parents died, the grief kept her away. It shouldn't have, but it did.
01:21:14I understand that.
01:21:17Wow. I guess it does make a little sense that we're related though. Seems we all got the competitive gene.
01:21:25The pie gene too. Much as I hate to admit it, you have a touch for pastry, June. Bertie and I got it from our grandmother.
01:21:37Oh. That would have been my great-grandmother, right?
01:21:41You look just like her.
01:21:45Wait a minute. Does this mean we have to be nice to each other now?
01:21:54All's fair in family and pies, Junie.
01:22:02Um, hey. If you'll excuse me.
01:22:11That is actually very true.
01:22:16I just, I can't believe you all did this for me.
01:22:20You have a lot of cousins.
01:22:22Yeah, yeah. I really do.
01:22:25Yeah.
01:22:27You wouldn't happen to be one of my cousins, would you?
01:22:31Not even close. We're from Poughkeepsie, so.
01:22:34Oh. That's good. Because I love you.
01:22:42I love you too.
01:22:52So does this mean you're staying?
01:22:55There's nowhere else that's more important to me now. Here. Home. With you.
01:23:04Jillian's gonna be really happy to hear that.
01:23:07Just Jillian?
01:23:09Well, the handyman too.
01:23:52You