As Grandes Histórias do Mate Mate Lunático
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00:00Wow! What a beautiful moon!
00:02Yeah, I've been there.
00:04Liar!
00:05Oh yeah, it's a beauty.
00:07It all started when I was taking a car to Florida.
00:10Then, all of a sudden, Houston had a problem.
00:13Houston, I have a problem.
00:15I'm on Apollo 13.
00:16He's stuck on the moon and needs a tow truck.
00:18Where on earth are we going to get a tow truck?
00:20Well, that guy has a tow truck.
00:24Ouch!
00:25I'm going to be a real astronaut.
00:28I'm going to be the last one.
00:35What's going on, girls?
00:37Good luck, Matt.
00:38The world is counting on you.
00:40Welcome aboard, Matt.
00:42My name is Cambio.
00:43How's it going?
00:44Come on, Cambio.
00:46Prepare for launch.
00:48Let's get this thing flying.
00:50T-minus 10...
00:529...
00:539...
00:54Main engines turned on.
00:56Man, I've never been to the moon before, Cambio.
00:59You're going to love it!
01:01It's so cool!
01:021...
01:03Main ignition.
01:07We have a launch problem.
01:08Look at the spacecraft in front of me.
01:10I'm going to have to land on Apollo 13.
01:14I love my job!
01:20The tower has been released.
01:23We're depending on Matt now.
01:26Propeller rockets 1 and 2 disconnected.
01:29Cambio, Cambio.
01:30Released to proceed.
01:32Land and land later.
01:35They're getting closer to the moon.
01:37Prepare to land on the moon.
01:39Open cargo doors.
01:41Cambio!
01:42Operation Crab-Matt in progress.
01:45Oh, cheese!
01:46Good luck, Matt.
01:47See you on Earth.
01:49Cambio, Cambio.
01:50Oh, cheese!
02:04Good morning, Crab-Matt.
02:06I'm glad you're here, Matt.
02:08Quick, connect your rescue apparatus to the front structure component of the linear axis set.
02:13Don't you think it's better to revoke it?
02:17Mission accomplished.
02:18Now, take us home.
02:19Launch propellers. Ignition.
02:21Ready.
02:22And the deflector.
02:23Inertial shock absorber.
02:24Ignition of the propeller system.
02:25Hold on tight!
02:28Flying at more than 27,000 km per hour.
02:3227,000 km per hour?
02:34That's bad.
02:35It's not, silly.
02:36But that's no comparison.
02:40What?
02:41This is crazy!
02:44Watch out for the re-entry!
02:46What?
02:49Oh, cheese!
02:57I got you, Crab-Matt.
02:59Matt, save the day.
03:00Yes, sir.
03:01We were a duo of heroes of the highest quality.
03:04Matt! Matt!
03:05So, Matt, what does an astronaut eat?
03:08He eats sun meat.
03:12The longest revoke in history.
03:14Matt, come on.
03:15That didn't happen.
03:16I know you know.
03:17Matt, Houston's got another problem.
03:19Captain!
03:20Let's put this thing back in the air!
03:23Delicious!