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Amalgame des montages américains et italiens de 'L'Espion qui venait du surgelé' ('Spie Vengono Dal Semifreddo' alias 'Dr Goldfoot.And The Girl Bomb') réalisé en 1966 par Mario Bava
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00:01:00It's cold, let's go!
00:01:02Let's play hide and seek with the kiss!
00:01:06Beautiful! Beautiful!
00:01:10Come here!
00:01:12Give me a kiss!
00:01:14Give me a kiss!
00:01:16Let's kiss, kiss!
00:01:23Oh! He killed me!
00:01:30Hey! Hey!
00:02:00Oh!
00:02:31Da-di-da-di-da-di-dah-di-da-di-dah-di-da-di-dah!
00:02:38A kiss!
00:02:39Without a gun, without a rifle, I'll hit you with my lips!
00:02:49Without a gun, without a rifle, without a bazooka, without a cannon,
00:02:52I'll shoot with precision!
00:03:25Oh, my God!
00:03:27Music
00:03:53Entrez!
00:03:55Music
00:04:08Peek-a-boo!
00:04:10Music
00:04:31Explosion!
00:04:33Music
00:04:38Announcing the arrival of flight 402 from New York City at gate 5.
00:04:44Flight 402 at gate 5.
00:04:47Music
00:04:53Oh, excuse me.
00:04:54Not your fault at all, young man.
00:04:57Say, aren't you...
00:04:58No, no, I'm not, no.
00:05:00I'm Professor Piotr Gorski, the famous sousaphonist.
00:05:05Perhaps you've attended one of my concerts.
00:05:07Oh, no, I'm not a sousaphone fan.
00:05:09You aren't? Well, that's too bad, you see.
00:05:11Because, um, well, fan clubs are springing up all over the country.
00:05:16All over the world.
00:05:18Oh, the sousaphone's big, huh?
00:05:20Oh, oh, yes.
00:05:22We just had a stupendous engagement in Paris.
00:05:25And now we're on our way to...
00:05:27No.
00:05:28Yes, you're right, my dear, of course.
00:05:31But I'll give you a hint.
00:05:33Where we're going, everything is covered with snow.
00:05:38Piles and piles of snow.
00:05:42Arrivederci.
00:05:46Uh...
00:05:50I was sure I met him someplace before.
00:05:55Oh, terrible.
00:05:57Another general gone up in smoke?
00:05:59Cigarette general.
00:06:00No, thank you.
00:06:01Well, here we are.
00:06:03A chilly little filly, isn't she?
00:06:09Uh, would you like me to accompany you?
00:06:12Uh, that won't be necessary, thank you.
00:06:14You couldn't anyway. The base is restricted.
00:06:17Oh, I see. Thank you, General. See you.
00:06:19Don't catch cold.
00:06:49You may turn off the regenerating circuits now, my dear.
00:07:18Well, our little gingerbread cookie should be about ready to pop out of the oven.
00:07:49Well, what do you know?
00:07:52Yes, an exact reproduction and programmed for love and destruction.
00:07:59Hard job.
00:08:00Hard job. Take her and dress her for her role.
00:08:04Yes, I have a general who's just dying to lose his good conduct medal over her.
00:08:10Go on.
00:08:18Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:08:48Will you stop that or not?
00:08:49Let me look.
00:08:53Who's that?
00:08:54Huh?
00:08:55Cicciocchi.
00:08:56A Senese.
00:08:57Who, that one?
00:08:58Yes.
00:08:59Ah, he's a foreign tourist.
00:09:00But always Senese.
00:09:02Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:09:03Where are we going?
00:09:04Let's go, he's watching us.
00:09:05Why is there someone watching us?
00:09:19Let's go.
00:09:42Hey!
00:09:43Hey!
00:09:47Huh?
00:09:48Stop.
00:09:49What is it?
00:09:50That suspect we're following.
00:09:51It must be the Chinese.
00:09:52Not the Chinese, we have to face him.
00:09:54Do you remember the last instructions?
00:09:55Of course I remember them.
00:09:56Use systema usa maggiore.
00:09:58Do you know how to use it?
00:09:59Huh?
00:10:00You're a disgrace on the Chinese, you have to use it on the Chinese.
00:10:04All right.
00:10:05Let's hide.
00:10:06Yes, you hide me, I'll hide you.
00:10:10Come on.
00:10:13Come on.
00:10:17Do you hear?
00:10:18No.
00:10:19Then stretch your ear.
00:10:23Yours, yours has to stretch.
00:10:24Yes.
00:10:25Do you hear something?
00:10:26Yes.
00:10:27What?
00:10:28Chinese footsteps.
00:10:29What do we do?
00:10:30We have to adopt a system.
00:10:31Which one?
00:10:32The system 5.8.24.
00:10:33I'm fine.
00:10:34Yes, let's go.
00:10:35Here.
00:10:36Hurry up.
00:10:37Be careful.
00:10:38Be careful of the locksmiths.
00:10:43Here he comes.
00:10:46Let's slip.
00:11:00Congratulations.
00:11:04Mission accomplished.
00:11:05Yes.
00:11:08But...
00:11:09What is it?
00:11:10Huh?
00:11:11I shouldn't have been Chinese.
00:11:13I would have done the plastic.
00:11:14Yeah, the Chinese are masters of disguise.
00:11:17Disguised or not disguised, always Chinese.
00:11:19Yes.
00:11:20Let's go.
00:11:21Let's go.
00:11:40Please.
00:11:54It's 7.30.
00:11:55Next time you can look for another job.
00:11:57It's the fault of the Chinese.
00:11:58Silence, silence.
00:11:59Customers are coming.
00:12:02Good evening.
00:12:03Welcome.
00:12:05Thank you.
00:12:06The guy with the fur.
00:12:10Oh.
00:12:40What is it?
00:12:41It's a study.
00:12:42Go and see all the 00s.
00:12:43An alpha cinema.
00:12:44I have to tell you that the fourth lesson has arrived.
00:12:47And you didn't tell me.
00:12:48What is it?
00:12:49Here it is.
00:12:50Here is a pen to cure.
00:12:51To what?
00:12:52To the black cure.
00:12:53The poisonous one.
00:12:54To cure?
00:12:55That's it.
00:12:56Just press this button.
00:12:57Here, here, here.
00:12:58You want to kill me.
00:12:59Isn't there a sheet, a thing, an explanation?
00:13:02Of course there is.
00:13:03Here it is.
00:13:04But I can't read it.
00:13:05Why?
00:13:06I miss my glasses.
00:13:08To have the cure at home, send another 10,000 lire for a regular medical prescription.
00:13:26Here I am, Dr. Goffert.
00:13:28What?
00:13:29Here I am.
00:13:30Speak up, Fong.
00:13:31I...
00:13:32Oh, I'm sorry.
00:13:33Yes.
00:13:34Here I am, Dr. Goffert.
00:13:36Exactly as you ordered.
00:13:38Good, Fong, good.
00:13:41Here is our lovely creature.
00:13:45Is that the hat checker?
00:13:46No, you idiot.
00:13:47No.
00:13:48No, it's her duplicate.
00:13:51And you're going to have to take care of the real one, Fong.
00:13:55Come, my dear.
00:13:57Out of the car, out of the car.
00:14:00That's it.
00:14:01Excellency.
00:14:05Keep this pen, you can do harm.
00:14:07Oh, there's people.
00:14:08There's people.
00:14:11Welcome.
00:14:12Good evening.
00:14:13Thank you.
00:14:15Thank you.
00:14:23He didn't hear anything.
00:14:25Oh, crap.
00:14:29Where are you going?
00:14:37Oh, pardon.
00:14:38Good evening.
00:14:39Welcome and thank you.
00:14:41Thank you.
00:14:43Thank you.
00:14:49What have I done?
00:14:51You want to kill me?
00:14:55Hey.
00:14:56Hey.
00:14:58Hey.
00:14:59Oh!
00:15:08Yes.
00:15:09Take him away.
00:15:10Yes.
00:15:11Hey!
00:15:12Hey!
00:15:13Hey!
00:15:14Hey!
00:15:15Hey!
00:15:16Hey!
00:15:17Oof.
00:15:18Oof.
00:15:19Oof.
00:15:20Hup!
00:15:21Hup!
00:15:22Hup!
00:15:23Hup!
00:15:24Hup!
00:15:25Hup!
00:15:26Hup!
00:15:27Hup!
00:15:28Hup!
00:15:29Hup!
00:15:30Hup!
00:15:31Hup!
00:15:32Hup!
00:15:33Hup!
00:15:34Hup!
00:15:35Hup!
00:15:36Hup!
00:15:37Hup!
00:15:38Hup!
00:15:39Hup!
00:15:40Hup!
00:15:41Hup!
00:15:42Hup!
00:15:43Hup!
00:15:44Hup!
00:15:45Hup!
00:15:46Hup!
00:15:47Hup!
00:15:48Hup!
00:15:49Hup!
00:15:55Mission accomplished. Retreat!
00:15:57Go, go, go!
00:16:16Hey, stop!
00:16:19Rick...
00:16:24Hey!
00:16:25This man is dangerous.
00:16:27We must interrogate him. He must speak.
00:16:29I have the impression that he doesn't speak anymore.
00:16:32He pretends.
00:16:33But we are smarter than him.
00:16:35Yes?
00:16:36We tie him up.
00:16:37We beat him up.
00:16:38And when our shift is over, we interrogate him.
00:16:40You're right.
00:16:41Even if he has always fainted.
00:16:49I wasn't used to lunch.
00:16:50You're doing nicely, my dear.
00:16:59Oops!
00:17:05Thank you.
00:17:16Go get her.
00:17:18Go, go, go!
00:17:48Zip and away.
00:18:19Now go.
00:18:20Go to work.
00:18:43Fong.
00:18:44Fong is the general.
00:18:45Do you hear me?
00:18:46Fong!
00:19:16Freddy.
00:19:17Freddy.
00:19:26There.
00:19:27All right now.
00:19:28You take him.
00:19:29Put him in there.
00:19:32Chicho!
00:19:33Chicho!
00:19:37Chicho!
00:19:38Chicho!
00:19:39Chicho!
00:19:40Chicho!
00:19:41Chicho!
00:19:42Chicho!
00:19:43Chicho!
00:19:44Chicho!
00:19:46Here.
00:19:59She's had one too many.
00:20:00Thank you.
00:20:01Thank you.
00:20:05The Chinese guy.
00:20:07I think there's something wrong here.
00:20:16The same guy we brought in, right?
00:20:19Can't be somebody else.
00:20:20Obviously.
00:20:21Look, we're tied up together.
00:20:22Too bad because I'm sure we got the wrong guy.
00:20:24You mean I imagine I saw a spy then?
00:20:26No, there's a Chinaman all right.
00:20:28Good.
00:20:29A foreign fellow just got in the car.
00:20:31Huh?
00:20:32Then who's he?
00:20:33I don't know.
00:20:34Let's ask him.
00:20:35You.
00:20:36You're a Chinese guy.
00:20:41Chicho!
00:20:42I think he's going to explode.
00:20:49I told you he was going to explode.
00:21:07Who's that guy with the gun?
00:21:12It won't be the first time he tried to gain control of the whole world.
00:21:19I have to contact the authorities immediately.
00:21:21I must speak to Colonel Benson of SIC.
00:21:23Untie me!
00:21:26Security Intelligence Command.
00:21:42Documents!
00:21:43In my pocket.
00:21:44In my wallet.
00:21:45Here it is.
00:21:46May I?
00:21:47May I?
00:21:50Here.
00:21:53What?
00:21:54It's terrible.
00:21:55What does it say?
00:21:56Read it, I don't have glasses.
00:22:00But it's the truth.
00:22:01Bill Destler, a secret agent.
00:22:03How come?
00:22:04Yes.
00:22:05But that's fantastic.
00:22:06I'm an agent.
00:22:07Yeah.
00:22:08I and Chicho took agent lessons in a school.
00:22:11And now becoming a top agent is our ambition.
00:22:14It says who we are.
00:22:16He and I.
00:22:17I'll fill figures back with you.
00:22:19Go ahead.
00:22:20Yeah.
00:22:21You won't be sorry.
00:22:22Go ahead.
00:22:23Take us.
00:22:24Me take you to SIC?
00:22:25Never!
00:22:42What?
00:22:43What?
00:22:44What?
00:22:45What?
00:22:46What?
00:22:47What?
00:22:48What?
00:22:49What?
00:22:50What?
00:22:51What?
00:22:52What?
00:22:53What?
00:22:54What?
00:22:55What?
00:22:56What?
00:22:57What?
00:22:58What?
00:22:59What?
00:23:00What?
00:23:01What?
00:23:02What?
00:23:03What?
00:23:04What?
00:23:05What?
00:23:06What?
00:23:07What?
00:23:08What?
00:23:09What?
00:23:10What?
00:23:11What?
00:23:12What?
00:23:13What?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15What?
00:23:16You're thrilling.
00:23:17I'm thrilling.
00:23:18Be careful.
00:23:19Be careful.
00:23:20Watch this bone.
00:23:21Watch this bone.
00:23:22What?
00:23:23Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:26Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:28Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:31Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:33Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:35Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:38Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:43Attention, our leader, Colonel Benson, has a few choice words to address to you.
00:23:49Stay here.
00:23:50Oh, Colonel, they...
00:23:57Newly recruited secret agents, my profoundest congratulations and all that, on having been selected for this...
00:24:04I'm really here. Really, really, really good.
00:24:07That's Colonel Doug Benson. He's an English member of the command here.
00:24:12And that, lads, is why you're here.
00:24:15You've been found to jolly well possess the qualities most necessary for the job at hand.
00:24:20You're daring, courageous, and...
00:24:22We're friends. We've worked together on many, many cases.
00:24:27You'll see.
00:24:31Hi, old man.
00:24:34Ah, it's you. You must pardon me. Only, I thought you were thrown out of sick.
00:24:39Benson, please listen to me. It's urgent. I must speak to you in private. I have proof that Dr. Goldfoot...
00:24:44Come now, confound it. Don't just whisper nonsense in my ear. Are you guest present? So...
00:24:50He's still alive!
00:24:53So, Goldfoot, go into the office and wait. When I've finished, I'll be in. Go on.
00:25:00He-he-he.
00:25:05Take this gentleman to the process room and see to it that they are duly processed.
00:25:13Here, wear these. These tags will identify you as recruits.
00:25:30Here, take one. You, too.
00:25:35How about that? He must have heard us.
00:25:44Salute! Salute! March!
00:25:59Oh!
00:26:06Ow!
00:26:11It's not my fault that I was kissing her, sir. It's just that I'm an American, and we Americans love everybody.
00:26:17Up to your own tricks, eh, Bill?
00:26:19I was just trying to be friendly, sir.
00:26:21He was just trying to be friendly, sir.
00:26:23Let's forget it, shall we? Now, Bill, tell me, what's on your mind?
00:26:27Two NATO generals were killed in the past 24 hours, and a Belgian general was blown up just a little while ago.
00:26:35I know all that. Your concern, I must confess, baffles me. Really.
00:26:40As I recall, you've been thrown out of sick. Something to do with girls.
00:26:45You keep on saying that. Yes, I do like them. But I also know that I saw Dr. Goldfoot at the scene of the general's death.
00:26:52Your imagination.
00:26:54You're wrong. I saw him with my own eyes.
00:26:57Really, now, Bill. Is that why you came here?
00:27:02That's what I came here to tell you.
00:27:04Bill, it's perfectly simple. Inventing this wonderful story about Dr. Goldfoot is merely a device to get back into the good graces of sick.
00:27:13Take it from me. Goldfoot is dead. You hear me? Goldfoot is not alive!
00:27:20Are you completely mad? The red phone is aligned to the President!
00:27:28General Benson?
00:27:33Benson here. You'd like to talk to me, sir? Certainly.
00:27:36How about the NATO generals' explosions?
00:27:38The what? Oh, yes, the explosions.
00:27:39Well, what about them?
00:27:40I'm sure the explosions are only mere coincidences.
00:27:43And I'm sure they are not. I want a full investigation. I shall hold you fully responsible. Do you understand?
00:27:50Say no more. I am responsible.
00:27:51Say to it.
00:27:52Yes, sir, personally. Everything possible shall be done. I assure you.
00:27:56I don't want the possible. I want the impossible.
00:28:05Benson, please. For your own good. For the good of the country.
00:28:08You, be quiet. I have just finished talking to the President.
00:28:13Look, Dr. Goldfoot is still alive and is responsible for the death of those generals.
00:28:18Rosanna, escort the gentleman to the door.
00:28:22Yes, sir.
00:28:27This way.
00:28:30Here I go.
00:28:37Please.
00:28:42Excuse me. Can we discuss this whole ugly mess over a cup of espresso?
00:28:45I don't drink coffee. It keeps me up at night.
00:28:48Oh, well, just one other thing, then. Could you step outside for a minute, please? Please?
00:28:57Ow!
00:29:03My dear General Willis, as you know, you are the last surviving general of NATO.
00:29:09Do you ever wonder why?
00:29:11Why?
00:29:13Because I must study and practice very carefully your speech pattern and your every movement, so that I can imitate you perfectly.
00:29:23Then what do you intend to do?
00:29:28Then I shall take your place as sole commander of NATO.
00:29:32You can't do that! Let me out of here! I order you to let me out!
00:29:37You feed!
00:29:48You rang?
00:29:49No, I snapped my fingers.
00:29:50A figure of speech.
00:29:53What is it you wish, Master?
00:29:55Your target for tonight, my dear, is him.
00:30:00You've got the idea. Blow him up, but only give him half a charge. Remember, we're indoors.
00:30:07Go ahead.
00:30:13One, two, three, four, five, six.
00:30:21I want a kiss.
00:30:24Oh, not that, please!
00:30:31And then there were none.
00:30:51And another general bites the dust.
00:31:08Dr. Gopher, the next group of girl bombs is ready.
00:31:13Naturally, you idiot, of course they're ready. My machine does everything automatically.
00:31:18It's just good old-fashioned know-how.
00:31:23There, you see?
00:31:25Hard job. Do you have my checklist?
00:31:27Yes, there it is.
00:31:31Now, let me see.
00:31:35Check the melting point of the plastic material.
00:31:39Check, check.
00:31:41And activate the circuit.
00:31:45Activated.
00:31:47Contact!
00:32:17Contact!
00:32:43They do look real, don't they?
00:32:45Of course, what they really are are the incredible products of my warped and twisted genius.
00:32:52You see, each one of these beauties is equipped with what is known in the profession, in my profession, with a proximity fuse.
00:33:02Just get too close and have too many right or wrong vibrations, and poof!
00:33:09A wonderful explosion that destroys not only my girl bombs, but their victims as well.
00:33:18As for you, my dear, you did such fine work on your first job that I made another one of you just to have on hand for emergencies.
00:33:27Why am I going to all this trouble?
00:33:30Well, it's really quite simple.
00:33:32You see, there are seven generals here in Rome for the war games which start tomorrow.
00:33:40Correction, there were seven. Now there's not one left.
00:33:45Because my girl bombs have taken care of all of them.
00:33:49Now, by a peculiar circumstance, that General, General Willis, well, he happened to look very much like me.
00:33:58Yes, an extraordinarily handsome man.
00:34:02What's that? Oh, pardon me. Pardon me, I must get back to business.
00:34:07Hard job.
00:34:10You too, Fong.
00:34:13Strangers in the garden, Doctor.
00:34:24It's nothing to worry about. Just the delivery, boy.
00:34:28Well, I think I will go and visit my little friends while they have their breakfast.
00:34:34And as for you, poem of the Pacific, mind the girls.
00:34:54My best cologne.
00:34:58No, that's not for you.
00:35:03Now fix the rub and try the lemon verbena.
00:35:09And fix the door.
00:35:18All right, my little friends, I know you're hungry.
00:35:22No need to make fish eyes at me. It's just the way you like it.
00:35:25Very, very, very rare.
00:35:28All right, throw it in.
00:35:51Thirty seconds.
00:35:53Thirty seconds.
00:35:55Either someone's been feeding my pets or they've gone swimming by mistake.
00:36:00My piranhas should be able to strip a side of beef in 25 seconds flat.
00:36:05Well, come on. Our work awaits us.
00:36:10There's only one single thing left between me and control of the world.
00:36:24No, Colonel, try again.
00:36:27All right.
00:36:29We are holding a...
00:36:31Yes, a meeting. Yes, yes, got that.
00:36:33Have a good memory, Rosanna.
00:36:35All right.
00:36:54Besito, gentlemen.
00:36:59Take off your hats, gentlemen, please.
00:37:06Gentlemen, we are holding a...
00:37:12Gentlemen.
00:37:15We are holding a secret meeting.
00:37:18We are holding a secret meeting.
00:37:23Therefore, the most guarded room in our headquarters has been selected for our convening.
00:37:29Here, there exists the tightest of security.
00:37:36We are safe from microphones, tape recorders and spies.
00:37:41No eye can see us, no ear can hear us.
00:37:47I'll explain.
00:37:49And now, if you will, gentlemen, I'd like you to turn your attention to this map.
00:37:53Throughout the capital cities of Europe, several NATO generals have been killed in a very mysterious fashion.
00:38:00They were, gentlemen, literally exploded.
00:38:04These same generals were to come here from their own headquarters to participate in war maneuvers, which will begin shortly.
00:38:12Don't you believe there's a connection between the two, Colonel?
00:38:15If there is a connection, Security Intelligence Command will find out.
00:38:27I'd all be entrusted to investigate this matter.
00:38:30Of such grave importance.
00:38:33Ouch!
00:38:35Yes, I've given the problem the benefit of...
00:38:37Smoke gun in my eyes.
00:38:39The men chosen for this task must be exceptional.
00:38:41As you well know, we've many fine men at our disposal.
00:38:45Strong men, efficient and alert and ready to risk their all.
00:38:49But, I should not like the human factor to be at all involved actually in the selection of the agents for a task so grave.
00:38:58I can make a mistake, I admit that.
00:39:00But Rita, no.
00:39:03And who's Rita?
00:39:05Rita's the most modern of all electronic computers.
00:39:07Imported from America.
00:39:09The pride of the entire industry.
00:39:12Well.
00:39:18Please, proceed inside.
00:39:20Gentlemen.
00:39:42Come right this way.
00:39:47Gentlemen, this is Rita.
00:39:50Rita, the gentleman.
00:39:58We have complete dossiers of all our secret service agents compiled on the IBM computer cards.
00:40:04They've been inserted and digested in the computer.
00:40:08They've been inserted and digested by the circuits and in moments come out here.
00:40:15Thus, in no time, our agents' talents, qualities, characteristics will be examined by Rita, our pretty machine.
00:40:23The agents who are most clever and brilliant will thereby have been selected for this dangerous assignment.
00:40:30May I push the button?
00:40:32Certainly, Colonel. This one.
00:40:34Yes.
00:40:35Yes, certainly.
00:40:37Are you ready?
00:40:38Go ahead.
00:40:48Humans make mistakes, but machines never.
00:41:01That's what he thinks.
00:41:05AC, DC.
00:41:36No.
00:41:46There.
00:41:49Here are the selections, gentlemen.
00:41:53Yes.
00:41:55Here we are.
00:41:56It's 477 and 478.
00:42:07Summon these agents, please.
00:42:10And now, let us adjourn to the conference room, gentlemen.
00:42:14Hello. Summon agents 477 and...
00:42:24Gentlemen.
00:42:26This is the moment we've most anxiously been waiting for.
00:42:29That door will open and through it will walk courage itself.
00:42:33The world's safety is in the hands of these brave men.
00:42:37Open the door.
00:42:56Yeah!
00:43:00Ah, you're here too.
00:43:02Yes.
00:43:03You know, there's some nice stuff in here.
00:43:08They told me this is very good. Have you tried it?
00:43:11No, no, I prefer the white gun in the evening.
00:43:19Oh!
00:43:21The bomb with the black spool.
00:43:23That creates the atmosphere.
00:43:28Will you give me a gun?
00:43:29What gun?
00:43:30A gun.
00:43:32What a figure.
00:43:37So, a gun 84?
00:43:39The gentleman will take it.
00:43:47What nature creates, Ciccio preserves.
00:43:50Spirited and good.
00:43:53Ah!
00:43:58Ah!
00:43:59How it shoots!
00:44:08Tritonio Sasso.
00:44:10It's my secret.
00:44:13Oh!
00:44:14The Sicilian ice cream.
00:44:17Ice cream.
00:44:20With pistachio.
00:44:21Here you are.
00:44:24It's very good. Do you want to try it?
00:44:32Oh!
00:44:33Oh!
00:44:34Oh!
00:44:35Oh!
00:44:36Oh!
00:44:37Oh!
00:44:38Oh!
00:44:39Oh!
00:44:40Oh!
00:44:41Oh!
00:44:42Oh!
00:44:43Oh!
00:44:44Oh!
00:44:45Oh!
00:44:46Oh!
00:44:47Oh!
00:44:48Oh!
00:44:49Oh!
00:44:50Oh!
00:44:51Oh!
00:44:52Oh!
00:44:53Oh!
00:44:54Oh!
00:44:58Oh!
00:44:59I don't even have a machine gun.
00:45:00Nothing!
00:45:02Come, follow me.
00:45:06A real secret agent doesn't go around armed.
00:45:11He would betray the gold of the jacket.
00:45:15Rather, the cunning acts in him.
00:45:19Cunning?
00:45:23I spray it with acid milk to acidify the opponent.
00:45:27It's enough to surprise him like this.
00:45:31Now that we are good, we will discover the attacks.
00:45:37Very good.
00:45:44But what to do?
00:45:45Here, here, here.
00:45:47Good, doctor.
00:45:48The secret agent must above all know how to suffer.
00:45:54And he must resist a lot of pain.
00:45:57Pain?
00:45:59Well, I passed the test of the pliocra.
00:46:03And I will also pass the test of the hippopotamus.
00:46:06And who would it be?
00:46:07Him.
00:46:08Here's the plan.
00:46:10He makes me zoological.
00:46:12Come on, come on, come on.
00:46:16It's incredible, wonderful.
00:46:20Give me your hand.
00:46:25It has to be a mechanical reaction.
00:46:27Every time I kiss you, you hit me.
00:46:29You hate coffee and you hate kisses.
00:46:31I hate coffee.
00:46:32You're right.
00:46:33I like kissing.
00:46:34But it seems that's all you think about.
00:46:36It's one of my hobbies.
00:46:38Don't you realize?
00:46:39This is the second time we've seen each other.
00:46:41You're right.
00:46:42I've lost a lot of time, haven't I?
00:46:43Stop it.
00:46:44Then you don't really know why I asked you up here.
00:46:47So you can slap me.
00:46:48No, because I like you.
00:46:50And I like to help you.
00:46:51Look at this.
00:46:53I shouldn't tell you, but these are the two agents
00:46:56who were chosen by the electronic brain
00:46:58to track down the exploded generals.
00:47:01These are the two idiots.
00:47:02Right, two idiots plus one.
00:47:06I'm going to join them, you mean?
00:47:07If you join them and can solve the case,
00:47:09you'll get back into Sikh.
00:47:13That's wonderful.
00:47:14You've earned a kiss.
00:47:15Oh, silly.
00:47:16Really, stop it.
00:47:17Here, let's drink.
00:47:20Thank you.
00:47:21Success.
00:47:27You know something, old breath of the Gobi Desert?
00:47:32That Bill Dexter makes me nervous.
00:47:38You know something else?
00:47:40I absolutely must have that girl, Rosanna.
00:47:45Incredible.
00:47:46So you do have a heart, Dr. Goldfarb.
00:47:49Oh, don't be silly.
00:47:50I don't want to osculate her.
00:47:52I want to duplicate her.
00:47:55Go on.
00:48:01You think it's easy to take over the world?
00:48:19Ha, ha, ha.
00:48:32One moment, please.
00:48:36What are you doing?
00:48:37I don't want to be shot.
00:48:38What are you doing?
00:48:39How dare you?
00:48:40My car.
00:48:41Shut up.
00:48:42Leave my car alone.
00:48:43Calm down, calm down.
00:48:45Do you know it's us?
00:48:46No.
00:48:48Hey.
00:48:56Isn't he cute?
00:48:58I'm glad I found you two.
00:49:00Listen, the three of us have to join forces, boys.
00:49:02Why?
00:49:03Because I can tell you where to find the man responsible for those generals, Dr. Goldfoot.
00:49:07That's nice, but I prefer eating my hero.
00:49:10Interesting, Dexter.
00:49:11What else do you know?
00:49:13Well, in my personal researches, I have found that a large villa has recently been rented to a man from out of town.
00:49:18The villa has a huge underground network of rooms.
00:49:20And one other thing.
00:49:21The new owner of this villa has ordered large amounts of plastics.
00:49:24Do you know what that means?
00:49:25I don't.
00:49:26Tell me and make me laugh.
00:49:27Well, it's obvious, my dear Franco.
00:49:29All the generals have exploded in a plastic fallout.
00:49:32Goldfoot is making plastic bombs disguised as girls.
00:49:35We've got to go to his villa and unmask him.
00:49:38Unmask a weird Dr. Goldfoot and this weird girl bomb?
00:49:41Please, sir.
00:49:42Pure invention.
00:49:43You only want to get back with the...
00:49:45You sound just like Benson.
00:49:47Exactly.
00:49:48He told us not to trust you.
00:49:49And that's the head of...
00:49:50We got nothing but complete faith in him.
00:49:53So you don't want to conduct these investigations with me, right?
00:49:56This case is ours.
00:49:57And it's ours because we got superior brains.
00:49:59How can you join us?
00:50:00Find a case of your own.
00:50:03All right.
00:50:04I'll have to do it myself.
00:50:05I'll go and get Rosanna.
00:50:06Maybe she can convince Benson.
00:50:37007, I'm ready to become a spy for you.
00:50:41I can't wait.
00:51:06So it's either he makes a mistake or we make a mistake.
00:51:08Do you have any idea?
00:51:10What are you doing?
00:51:11I left it at home.
00:51:12No, some idea. Do you have it?
00:51:13I'm going to look for it.
00:51:36I'm going to look for it.
00:51:54Franco!
00:51:55Franco!
00:51:56Where are you?
00:51:57What are you doing?
00:51:58The pool.
00:51:59Is this the time?
00:52:00No, there's a pool.
00:52:02With water and fish.
00:52:03Come, come.
00:52:07Where is it?
00:52:08Here it is.
00:52:17Come, come.
00:52:18Come.
00:52:19Look, look what a beautiful pool.
00:52:21And there's also clear water.
00:52:23You know what I'm telling you?
00:52:24Now I'm going to take a bath.
00:52:25What are you doing?
00:52:26The bath.
00:52:27Are you crazy?
00:52:28You know we're in May.
00:52:29Exactly.
00:52:30And since May of last year I haven't done it.
00:52:31And you forgot that you also took the cooler.
00:52:34All right, sit down.
00:52:35Then I feel the water.
00:52:36Give me your hand.
00:52:37Give me your hand.
00:52:41I'm missing half a shoe.
00:52:42Who ate it?
00:52:47Let me see.
00:52:48Let me see.
00:52:53What are you doing?
00:52:54There was another swimmer.
00:52:55Look.
00:52:56What is it?
00:52:57What is it?
00:52:58Poor thing.
00:52:59What are you doing?
00:53:00He can't swim.
00:53:01Do you want to see him drown?
00:53:02Let's help him.
00:53:03Come closer.
00:53:04Give me your hand.
00:53:05Come on.
00:53:06Give me your hand.
00:53:11A sportsman.
00:53:12How thin.
00:53:17Come here.
00:53:18Come here.
00:53:19Where's the exit?
00:53:20Maybe it's on the wall.
00:53:21Let's go.
00:53:24Wait for me.
00:53:28Wait a minute.
00:53:29Wait a minute.
00:53:31They are shooting.
00:53:45Where it is?
00:53:46Commander.
00:53:47We found the plastic with the villa.
00:53:48The villa with the plastic.
00:53:50It was before they came out of the wall.
00:53:51Chinese killer.
00:53:54And the carnivorous fish who made jokes too.
00:53:56They he ate their footwear.
00:53:57Look, Commander.
00:53:58Look.
00:53:59What are we going to do?
00:54:01Maybe Bill was right.
00:54:03It's a general alarm.
00:54:05All men get ready. Go!
00:54:10I pray to God for your own good,
00:54:12that what you say is true.
00:54:29I am.
00:54:59Rosanna. Hello.
00:55:14Rosanna, is that you?
00:55:16Rosanna, it is like you, but is it you?
00:55:19Rosanna, cut it out. There's no time to play games.
00:55:21I need your help.
00:55:22You need my help? Yeah.
00:55:24Rosanna, will you stop that and listen to me?
00:55:30We have to get to Benson.
00:55:31You have to help me convince him.
00:55:33Wait a moment.
00:55:35You haven't even looked at me.
00:55:41I've looked at you and you're very beautiful,
00:55:43but we've got to get to Benson.
00:55:44Look.
00:55:45I found out where Goldfoot is.
00:55:48Oh, what do you care about Goldfoot?
00:56:11It's very hot, isn't it?
00:56:17But Rosanna,
00:56:19I'm about to solve the case of the exploding generals.
00:56:23Oh, how interesting.
00:56:26You have such soft hair, like a baby.
00:56:30Yes.
00:56:31Boy, it's really hot, isn't it?
00:56:41Take off your jacket, darling.
00:57:11Oh, that's fine, fine.
00:57:29Go to it, my dear.
00:57:31You little insect.
00:57:33I'm going to squash him flat.
00:57:36He won't be around to bother me much longer.
00:57:39At first I hardly knew you.
00:57:41Now I know everything.
00:57:43You're beautiful and I love you.
00:57:45Hold on a second.
00:57:51How do you feel about coffee?
00:57:53Oh, I love coffee.
00:57:55We'll have some later.
00:57:56But right now there are more important things to do.
00:57:59Now I've got it.
00:58:00You're not Rosanna.
00:58:01You're one of those Goldfoot monsters.
00:58:02Rosanna hates coffee.
00:58:04Don't talk like a fool.
00:58:05Where's my Rosanna?
00:58:06I don't know.
00:58:07If you won't tell it to me, you'll tell the sick.
00:58:09You fool.
00:58:10You will never get her.
00:58:12Dr. Goldfoot is to...
00:58:40That's not Rosanna.
00:58:41It's a jigsaw puzzle.
00:58:44I must find the real Rosanna.
00:58:47And I know she's at Goldfoot's.
00:59:01Tell me, oh star of the east, whom do I look like now?
00:59:05Goldfoot.
00:59:07Goldfoot?
00:59:08I look exactly like General Willis.
00:59:11The late General Willis.
00:59:19Hello?
00:59:20Blockade post number seven.
00:59:21A military vehicle is approaching the villa.
00:59:23Shall I open fire?
00:59:25No.
00:59:26No, let them pass.
00:59:32And four B.
01:00:00I must tell you, I am the commander.
01:00:03Company.
01:00:13Attention.
01:00:16Get ready to attack.
01:00:24And these are the villas?
01:00:27It looks like a school to me.
01:00:55Stop, girls, stop.
01:00:57We have visitors.
01:00:58Well, good morning, girls.
01:00:59Good morning, dear lady.
01:01:01To what do we owe this honor?
01:01:03Well, may we look around the villa?
01:01:05Oh, please.
01:01:06Please be my guests.
01:01:08Now, you two gentlemen, I can see by your clothes that you are archaeologists.
01:01:13And now, if you are interested in foundations...
01:01:17No, not that kind.
01:01:19Look there, look there.
01:01:21That's one of the oldest buildings in Rome.
01:01:24It was built in the 10th century.
01:01:26Now, perhaps you have an intelligent relative you'd like to enroll.
01:01:53Yes, our little ones have a lot of fun feeding them with the little worms.
01:01:57Yes, and maybe with the human flesh.
01:02:00Don't say stupid things.
01:02:02Silence.
01:02:03Finish this story of the Pyrenean fish, Pyrenean.
01:02:06Come.
01:02:10Oh, if you see me.
01:02:12Oh, no.
01:02:13He's the only survivor of a missionary convent in China.
01:02:16He was a gardener.
01:02:17And when the convent was destroyed, he lived for more than six months,
01:02:20feeding himself only with worms.
01:02:22Go into the pool, dear.
01:02:24Go on.
01:02:25Why are you letting him go into the pool?
01:02:27Come on.
01:02:28What are we doing?
01:02:29Are you kidding me?
01:02:30Don't be afraid.
01:02:31I put the Pyreneans in the bath tub.
01:02:34Come on.
01:02:35I love you.
01:02:36Poor thing.
01:02:38Come on.
01:02:39Go.
01:02:43Don't come in.
01:02:44Don't come in.
01:02:45I'm listening.
01:02:50The fish are eating him.
01:02:53Be careful.
01:02:58They're not eating him.
01:02:59They've become vegetarians.
01:03:01Don't say stupid things.
01:03:04It's a shame that the Nuremberg trial is over.
01:03:07Otherwise, I'd have you beaten up.
01:03:12Perhaps you'd like to see our girls perform some of their gymnastics.
01:03:16Yes, we'd like that.
01:03:41Everything is fine here.
01:03:42Call off the alarm.
01:03:44C2, call off the alarm.
01:03:46I don't see it very clearly here.
01:03:48Suspicion is what I suspect.
01:03:50Yes, but without being suspicious, follow me.
01:03:52Don't worry.
01:03:54Let's leave them without suspecting them.
01:04:06What do you think?
01:04:23This school thing doesn't convince me.
01:04:25If we don't find something here, the boss will send us away.
01:04:32What?
01:04:36Don't make a noise.
01:04:48What are you doing?
01:04:49Are you crazy?
01:05:17Yes, yes, yes.
01:05:46Let's go.
01:05:47To the left.
01:05:48No, to the center.
01:05:49We want to see what's there.
01:05:50Let's see.
01:05:51Let's see.
01:05:52Ciccio, a red light.
01:05:55Yes, we want to see.
01:06:00Be careful.
01:06:01You have to be careful.
01:06:02Who?
01:06:03I don't know.
01:06:04It was someone who was in a hurry to take a bath.
01:06:11Ciccio!
01:06:13Ciccio!
01:06:14Ciccio!
01:06:15Ciccio!
01:06:16Ciccio!
01:06:17Ciccio!
01:06:18Ciccio!
01:06:19Ciccio!
01:06:20Ciccio!
01:06:21Ciccio!
01:06:22Ciccio!
01:06:23Ciccio!
01:06:24Ciccio!
01:06:25Ciccio!
01:06:26Ciccio!
01:06:27Ciccio!
01:06:28Ciccio!
01:06:29Ciccio!
01:06:30Ciccio!
01:06:31Ciccio!
01:06:32Ciccio!
01:06:33Look at him, they're gonna Chinese torture us.
01:06:42Ciccio, do something!
01:06:44Hurry, please, you must save me!
01:06:54Oh
01:07:24No speed
01:07:26You'll have a part of New York it
01:07:28Gerard
01:07:30But over here
01:07:32I'm
01:07:34I'm not even a little bit
01:07:36Look how many strange things
01:07:38Books, books,
01:07:40Ampoules, ampoulettes
01:07:42All mechanical stuff
01:07:44What will it be?
01:07:46I'm curious to discover what they build in this village
01:07:50Let's see
01:07:52What is it?
01:07:58How many beautiful women
01:08:00What women? Are you crazy?
01:08:02I'm amazed, I see them
01:08:04Come, follow me
01:08:06Where?
01:08:08We have to cut the rope, quick
01:08:10What rope? Let me see the women
01:08:12On this sharp edge
01:08:14Let's cut it
01:08:22Ciccio, look
01:08:26Ciccio, look
01:08:28The green eyes are coming
01:08:30What is it, master?
01:08:32A sandwich with mortadella
01:08:34What sandwich?
01:08:36Untie the rope
01:08:38Ciccio, another one
01:08:40Another one, look
01:08:42Where are they coming from?
01:08:44Look how beautiful they are
01:08:46It looks like the doll market
01:08:48Supermarket
01:08:50Look how beautiful they are
01:08:52Come closer, girls
01:08:54Here we are
01:08:56We are the men of Sicily
01:08:58Finally free
01:09:00Let's get out of here
01:09:02Are you crazy?
01:09:04I'm staying here to enjoy this moment
01:09:06Yes, I'll marry all of them
01:09:08I have to tell you something, girls
01:09:10Do you know how to cook?
01:09:12Yes, we know how to cook
01:09:14Draw and dance
01:09:16I can dance too
01:09:18If you do me a favor
01:09:20I'll take the free exit
01:09:22If you dance
01:09:40Ciccio, look
01:09:42Look how many women
01:09:44We'll become masters of the world
01:09:46We'll be great
01:09:48Look
01:10:16Look
01:10:46Look
01:11:16Look
01:11:18Look
01:11:46Look
01:11:48Look
01:11:50Look
01:11:52Look
01:11:54Look
01:12:00What's going on here?
01:12:02Where are we?
01:12:04What a great picture of Godfurt
01:12:06Serious, serious
01:12:08Stop here
01:12:10Let's imitate
01:12:12Stop
01:12:14That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
01:12:44Uh-oh.
01:12:46Uh-oh.
01:12:48Uh-oh.
01:12:50Uh-oh.
01:12:52Uh-oh.
01:12:54Uh-oh.
01:12:56Uh-oh.
01:12:58Uh-oh.
01:13:00Uh-oh.
01:13:02Uh-oh.
01:13:04Uh-oh.
01:13:06Uh-oh.
01:13:08Uh-oh.
01:13:10Uh-oh.
01:13:12Uh-oh.
01:13:14Uh-oh.
01:13:16Uh-oh.
01:13:18Uh-oh.
01:13:20Uh-oh.
01:13:22Uh-oh.
01:13:24Uh-oh.
01:13:26Uh-oh.
01:13:28Uh-oh.
01:13:30Uh-oh.
01:13:32Uh-oh.
01:13:34Uh-oh.
01:13:36Uh-oh.
01:13:38Uh-oh.
01:13:40Uh-oh.
01:13:42Uh-oh.
01:13:44Uh-oh.
01:13:46Uh-oh.
01:13:48Uh-oh.
01:13:50Uh-oh.
01:13:52Uh-oh.
01:13:54Uh-oh.
01:13:56Uh-oh.
01:13:58Uh-oh.
01:14:00Uh-oh.
01:14:02Uh-oh.
01:14:04Uh-oh.
01:14:06Uh-oh.
01:14:08Uh-oh.
01:14:10Uh-oh.
01:14:24Dr. Goldford.
01:14:26Yes, what is it, wounded willow blossom?
01:14:28Bill and the other secret agent have arrived.
01:14:32You know something?
01:14:34Because of that dratted,
01:14:36forgive me, that stupid,
01:14:38but dangerous Bill Dexter,
01:14:40I'm going to have to change my plans.
01:14:42Accelerate them.
01:14:48Proceed. Proceed.
01:14:50Give it to him.
01:15:06Peking is on the line.
01:15:08Peking?
01:15:10Oh, thank you, my dear lady.
01:15:12Yes? Yes?
01:15:18Hello?
01:15:20Yes.
01:15:22Yes, yes, but there's been a slight change of plans.
01:15:26Yes.
01:15:28Yes, you see, I had to use one of my girl bombs
01:15:30to, uh,
01:15:32Yes, you see, I had to use one of my girl bombs
01:15:34to, uh,
01:15:36do away with the last surviving NATO general.
01:15:38Sooner than planned.
01:15:40But his B-52
01:15:42is already loaded
01:15:44with a super hydrogen bomb
01:15:46for the war maneuvers tomorrow.
01:15:48It's a very simple matter for me
01:15:50to take the place of General Willis
01:15:52because, well, we look
01:15:54very much alike.
01:15:56Yes, and I personally promise you
01:15:58that I will deliver that bomb over Moscow.
01:16:00No!
01:16:04What?
01:16:06What? Oh, no, no, no.
01:16:08That wasn't the bomb.
01:16:10Now, about our plans
01:16:12to divide the world,
01:16:14well, forgive me, but I've made a few notes.
01:16:16Yes, I've made just a few notes here.
01:16:18Now, I get all of South America,
01:16:20California,
01:16:22Las Vegas, Capri,
01:16:24and, of course, the Playboy Clubs.
01:16:26Yes, tax exempt, yes.
01:16:28And you get Asia, Africa,
01:16:30Palermo, and, uh,
01:16:32Coney Island, yes.
01:16:34And as for the rest of the world, well, it's share
01:16:36and share alike, yes.
01:16:38Oh, by the way, I've already sent back
01:16:40your crew. They were very intelligent
01:16:42and very helpful.
01:16:44Yes, those laboratory technicians,
01:16:46you remember? What's that?
01:16:48Oh, yes, of course.
01:16:50You Chinese really hate to waste anything,
01:16:52don't you? Hmm.
01:16:54Yes, you would like all of my, uh,
01:16:56remaining girl bombs, hmm.
01:16:58Well, I'll tell you something.
01:17:00I've already sent them
01:17:02back to you.
01:17:04Yes, my personal
01:17:06gift to your mom.
01:17:08Goodbye. Thank you.
01:17:10Bye.
01:17:12Oh, what a beautiful war!
01:17:16America and Russia
01:17:18will destroy each other
01:17:20in a colossal atomic conflict!
01:17:22And we Chinese
01:17:24will control the world.
01:17:36An exact duplicate, yeah!
01:17:54Commando, padrone.
01:17:56Yes, naturally.
01:17:58Now you, you
01:18:00will stay here
01:18:02and you are commanded to kill
01:18:04any living thing that enters this
01:18:06villa. Those are your orders,
01:18:08do you understand them?
01:18:10Ucciderò qualsiasi essere vivente.
01:18:12All right, then obey them.
01:18:14Come.
01:18:16Come.
01:18:24Hmm.
01:18:32So come,
01:18:34my friends, to the garage,
01:18:36and in 15 minutes we'll be at the airport.
01:18:44Ucciderò tutti gli esseri
01:18:46viventi.
01:18:48Hmm.
01:18:52Paganusso.
01:18:56Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:19:02Io me ne vado.
01:19:04Ho paura.
01:19:06Ho paura.
01:19:08Ho paura.
01:19:14Quella bottola segreta
01:19:16sta nel bagno, vero?
01:19:18Sì. Io vado avanti,
01:19:20tu proteggimi le spalle. Ma che me lasci solo?
01:19:22Io vado a dare l'allarme.
01:19:38Pidocchio da legno.
01:19:46Hmm.
01:19:52Ciccio!
01:19:54Ciccio, sei libero!
01:19:56Anch'io! Ferme, solitario!
01:19:58Hey, hey!
01:20:00Ciccio! Ciccio, che fai?
01:20:02Ma che ti sei impazzito? Sono io il tuo frangolzo!
01:20:04Abbracciami!
01:20:06Ah! Ah!
01:20:08Ah! Ah!
01:20:10Ciccio!
01:20:12Mi stai scostolando tutto!
01:20:16Assassino!
01:20:38Ciccio, Ciccio, how do I get you out of here?
01:20:42How?
01:20:46How?
01:20:54Rosanna, Rosanna!
01:20:56I'm Ciccio. I know you're Ciccio.
01:20:58Where's Rosanna? Stay here!
01:21:04Rosanna!
01:21:08What have they done to you? You're half frozen.
01:21:10I have to thaw you out and get you out of here.
01:21:12Stay here.
01:21:14You are living things.
01:21:18Therefore you must die!
01:21:20Look out!
01:21:30No!
01:21:42Ah!
01:22:12Stay here.
01:22:14He lost his mind. They must have given him something.
01:22:16Don't worry. He's just a duplicate.
01:22:20Where's Goldfoot?
01:22:22I was watching him through the keyhole.
01:22:24He went into a secret passage.
01:22:26We've got to follow him.
01:22:28You know where it is?
01:22:30Yes. Come on. I'll show you.
01:22:32We'll get the boys together.
01:22:34We've got to catch Goldfoot before he puts his plan into action.
01:22:36He went through the wall.
01:22:42Come on.
01:23:12I'll kill you like a dog.
01:23:22What are you doing?
01:23:24I want a system.
01:23:26You're impassive.
01:23:28Listen to me.
01:23:30Dr. Goldfoot has run away in the car.
01:23:32We've got to follow him.
01:23:34There's no time to lose.
01:23:36Come on. Move it.
01:23:42Come on.
01:24:00There they are. Come on.
01:24:12Wait a minute.
01:24:14I'm going the wrong way.
01:24:16Wait for me. Don't leave me.
01:24:18Please wait for me.
01:24:42They must have run away.
01:24:50I told you they were running away.
01:24:52I saw them.
01:24:54I'm going that way.
01:25:02I hear them.
01:25:04They must be close.
01:25:06Who knows where they are?
01:25:08What do we do?
01:25:10Well...
01:25:18Hey!
01:25:20What are you doing?
01:25:22Stop!
01:25:30Mr. Goldfoot!
01:25:32Mr. Goldfoot!
01:25:34I'll kill you.
01:25:36Listen, sir.
01:25:38Have you seen the three spies we're looking for?
01:25:40No. I don't understand English.
01:25:42I speak Sicilian.
01:25:44That's nice. I speak Parmigiano.
01:25:46Come on.
01:25:58Here.
01:26:00Get them out of here.
01:26:04Move it.
01:26:10Come on.
01:26:16Back, Goldfoot.
01:26:30Hey, you can't do that in public.
01:26:32Come on.
01:26:42Excuse me.
01:26:44We're lost.
01:26:46Could you tell us how to get to the airport?
01:26:48We're in a hurry.
01:26:50The next Roman candle.
01:26:52Thank you.
01:26:54I have to earn a living.
01:26:56A coin, please.
01:26:58Tourists.
01:27:02Oh!
01:27:04I got something in my eye.
01:27:06Help me, quick.
01:27:08Which one?
01:27:10This eye.
01:27:22Oh!
01:27:24The Fountain of Trevi.
01:27:26How nice.
01:27:28Coin, please.
01:27:30That?
01:27:32That's for good luck.
01:27:36We may never complete our mission at this rate.
01:27:38Slow up, please.
01:27:40Speed. Speed is essential.
01:27:42We've got to get to the airport
01:27:44and take over General Willis' plane.
01:27:48You know, I have the strangest feeling
01:27:50we're being followed.
01:27:54No wonder.
01:27:56It is your occidental imagination.
01:27:58Oriental steel only in facts.
01:28:00Yes.
01:28:02And that's a fact.
01:28:04Dr. Goldfoot, how will we get into the base?
01:28:06My dear, I am General Willis
01:28:08and you are my staff.
01:28:10You are Dr. Goldfoot and we are dubious.
01:28:12Hello. I'm pleased to meet you.
01:28:14I'll show you how I'm General Willis.
01:28:16Hold it. Wait a minute.
01:28:18Hold it while I change.
01:28:20Hold it closer.
01:28:22Closer.
01:28:26Who am I?
01:28:28General Willis.
01:28:30You bet you ain't who young I am.
01:28:32Both of you out of those robes and into your working clothes.
01:28:34Faster, hard job.
01:28:36Hurry up.
01:28:38Here, let me help you.
01:28:40Now I know why you Chinese are inscrutable.
01:28:44Now we're off to the airport
01:28:46and for the ultimate
01:28:48and complete climax
01:28:50of the movie.
01:28:52Oh, I wish they could see Goldfoot now.
01:28:56You really do?
01:28:58Yes.
01:29:20Hurry up.
01:29:50Here we go.
01:29:52Ah.
01:29:54Here we go.
01:29:56Here we go.
01:29:58Here we go.
01:30:20Here we go.
01:30:22Here we go.
01:30:24Here we go.
01:30:28Here we go.
01:30:30Here we go.
01:30:32Here we go.
01:30:36Ah.
01:30:38Oh,
01:30:40I got you.
01:30:42Oh,
01:30:44oh,
01:30:46oh,
01:30:48oh,
01:30:50oh,
01:30:52oh,
01:30:54oh,
01:30:56Let's follow them in that direction!
01:30:58Hurry up!
01:31:12Stop! Stop!
01:31:15They're gone!
01:31:17We're here.
01:31:18Thank you.
01:31:20There they are!
01:31:22Run!
01:31:23Stop!
01:31:26They have our money!
01:31:32It's us! It's us!
01:31:56It's us!
01:32:14Stop! The car!
01:32:17It's us!
01:32:18Stop! The car!
01:32:20Stop! Stop!
01:32:27The car!
01:32:28Look!
01:32:29Let's go up there, so we can see where they're going.
01:32:32Right.
01:32:33This time, I'm not going to run away.
01:32:35Put your hands on me!
01:32:40Run!
01:32:41The police! They're taking me!
01:32:44The criminals!
01:32:45Come, gentlemen!
01:32:46The most exciting thing in the world!
01:32:48A flight to Mongolia!
01:32:49Like your ancestors, you'll go up to heaven, lifted up by a balloon...
01:32:52Wait a minute, the money!
01:32:54Hurry, get in!
01:33:00They're taking our money!
01:33:02You won't get away!
01:33:04Wait a minute, it's all set.
01:33:06What are you doing?
01:33:07It's us!
01:33:08Stop!
01:33:09It's us!
01:33:15Here they are!
01:33:16Here's the car that leaves Luna Park!
01:33:19To save you, I'm taking Mascaltoni!
01:33:21Who?
01:33:22The murderers!
01:33:24Mascaltoni!
01:33:25Don't you dare!
01:33:26How dare you?
01:33:28Because I...
01:33:29Do you have a pair of scissors?
01:33:30Yes.
01:33:31I don't give up!
01:33:36Come here!
01:33:49Finally, it's sunny!
01:33:51What did you do?
01:33:53I cut the rope!
01:33:55What do we do now?
01:34:04We'll play cards!
01:34:06We have to find Goldfood!
01:34:08How do we get there?
01:34:09The cards!
01:34:10I'll tell you!
01:34:11How do we maneuver the ball?
01:34:13Don't worry, we'll find the way.
01:34:15Do you have a fan on?
01:34:17Take your hands off!
01:34:25With that you can do something!
01:34:27Where do we want to go?
01:34:28Here or there?
01:34:29Do we want to try?
01:34:32Ready, let's go!
01:34:34Tie the belts!
01:34:46To all the Romans!
01:34:49Stop it!
01:34:55It's taking off!
01:34:59We did it!
01:35:16Oh!
01:35:17Oh!
01:35:18Oh!
01:35:19Come on, let's follow them!
01:35:21Orientate the fan!
01:35:22Faster!
01:35:23Come on!
01:35:30Faster!
01:35:33Ciccio!
01:35:34The current is gone!
01:35:36How do we get there?
01:35:38I know a shortcut!
01:35:39We turn right and then turn left at the intersection!
01:35:42He says it's a shortcut!
01:35:44Are you sure?
01:35:45The only problem are the typhoons!
01:35:47I don't care!
01:35:48I did the antithesis and the antithesis!
01:35:50Idiot!
01:35:51Typhoon is not a disease!
01:35:52Then what is it?
01:35:53A sports newspaper!
01:35:54Come on!
01:36:02This one is missing too!
01:36:04The balloon is too high!
01:36:06Someone will catch it!
01:36:15Look!
01:36:16A pigeon!
01:36:17What is he doing there?
01:36:18Hey!
01:36:19Go away!
01:36:20Go away!
01:36:21Thief!
01:36:22Leave him alone!
01:36:23Can't you see he's a traveling pigeon?
01:36:25How do you know?
01:36:26Look!
01:36:27He has the bag!
01:36:28Where is it?
01:36:29It's already empty!
01:36:30Please!
01:36:31Is it useless?
01:36:33Oh!
01:36:34Poor thing!
01:36:39Ciccio!
01:36:40It's the death of a traveling pigeon!
01:36:43Yes!
01:36:55We are rushing!
01:36:56We have to drop the drone!
01:36:59Hurry up!
01:37:00We don't have to waste time!
01:37:09It doesn't stop!
01:37:10No!
01:37:11It's so useless!
01:37:13What are you doing?
01:37:14Serve him!
01:37:16We are going up!
01:37:21Ciccio!
01:37:22The curtain is broken!
01:37:24Of iron!
01:37:25We are on the Ural Mountains!
01:37:36Still here!
01:37:37Still here!
01:37:38Still here!
01:37:40Maramaldi!
01:37:41Ciccio!
01:37:42Look what's there!
01:37:43Maramaldi!
01:37:44I'll show you!
01:37:46It's not over yet!
01:37:48Even the ball is in the right direction!
01:37:55If you stay, why don't you stay here forever?
01:37:59You deserve this!
01:38:01I'm waiting for you, you know?
01:38:03See you soon!
01:38:08After this curve, there is a little cloud!
01:38:10That's where we'll wait for Golfur!
01:38:12Oh, Bill!
01:38:13How do you orient yourself so safely?
01:38:15Ah, that's nothing!
01:38:26Here!
01:38:27Here is the aeroplane!
01:38:35Let's go down!
01:38:36Enough! We have to open the valves!
01:38:45Down!
01:39:07Chiela?
01:39:09Friends!
01:39:11Oh, friends!
01:39:13Well, wait a moment!
01:39:23Come in, come in!
01:39:25Come on in!
01:39:33Get him on your back!
01:39:36Oh, my God!
01:40:07Is this any way to run an airline?
01:40:09No!
01:40:35Oh, my knees!
01:40:36Forget about your knees!
01:40:38Put some water on it!
01:40:47Moscow!
01:41:09Oh, my God!
01:41:15What is it?
01:41:17It doesn't work!
01:41:19Don't move!
01:41:20I'll show you!
01:41:26I can't see you anymore!
01:41:28Don't worry, I'll go with you!
01:41:30I'll go with you!
01:41:32Please, this way!
01:41:34Goodbye!
01:41:36Ciccio!
01:41:37Do you know how the Chinese died?
01:41:39And don't tell me the end of the yellow,
01:41:41or I won't have fun anymore!
01:41:43What do you mean, you idiot?
01:42:07Oh, my elbow!
01:42:08Forget about your elbow!
01:42:09Who cares about your elbow?
01:42:10What I need is a parachute!
01:42:18Well, goodbye, my friends!
01:42:20Goodbye!
01:42:21I'm leaving!
01:42:23Dr. Goldfoot has thought of everything!
01:42:25The automatic pilot is set on Moscow,
01:42:27and in exactly 16 minutes
01:42:29the bomb bay will open
01:42:30and the super hydrogen bomb
01:42:32will fall smack dab on the Kremlin!
01:42:36Nothing can stop it now!
01:42:39Oh, hard job!
01:42:41Hard job!
01:42:42Come here!
01:42:43Yes!
01:42:44Well, you're not exactly Mary Poppins,
01:42:47but let's go!
01:42:55I gotta get to the controls!
01:43:07The bomb!
01:43:17The bomb!
01:43:27We're safe, thanks to...
01:43:28But we're going on Moscow!
01:43:31All blocked.
01:43:32In a few minutes,
01:43:33the super bomb will drop on the Kremlin.
01:43:36The bomb!
01:43:37The bomb!
01:43:38The bomb!
01:43:59What's going on?
01:44:05Don't worry about Goldfoot.
01:44:06He jumped out of the plane.
01:44:08Good. Return to the base.
01:44:09Impossible.
01:44:10Goldfoot locked all the controls,
01:44:12and he set it so the super bomb
01:44:14will drop on the Kremlin.
01:44:15But this could mean war!
01:44:17That's what Goldfoot wanted, war!
01:44:19I've an idea.
01:44:20I'll send our jet fighters to shoot you down.
01:44:23Wait a minute, Benson.
01:44:24Can't we disarm the bomb?
01:44:26Well, it's a thought.
01:44:28Let those two idiots with you try it.
01:44:30They are dispensable.
01:44:32The instructions are on top of the bomb.
01:44:34Well, good luck.
01:44:37All right, boys.
01:44:38It's up to you now.
01:44:58Come on, get down in there.
01:45:04Come on.
01:45:05Come on.
01:45:32Will you two get to work, please?
01:45:34Where's that manual?
01:45:40If during the period of one year
01:45:42the bomb should accidentally explode,
01:45:44you may request a replacement by writing
01:45:46to Hydrogen Manufacturing Company.
01:46:04Carefully lift the gate mark HK.
01:46:35Now set the rheostat B from 7 to 0.
01:46:52Oh, hurry, boys.
01:46:54We better learn.
01:46:56There's only two minutes to go,
01:46:57or else the bomb will be automatically released.
01:47:05Don't distract me.
01:47:21Be careful not to touch the rheostat.
01:47:23The one with the red and green wires.
01:47:29Now be careful, boys.
01:47:30There are 99 chances out of 100
01:47:32that during this phase the bomb will explode.
01:47:43Here's the bomb!
01:47:44We're safe!
01:47:47Edzo!
01:47:48We're safe!
01:47:53Mamma mia!
01:47:57Edzo!
01:47:58Give me your hand!
01:48:03Edzo!
01:48:04What are you doing?
01:48:05Edzo!
01:48:06Don't leave me!
01:48:07Don't leave me!
01:48:10Without you I wouldn't know how to live!
01:48:16Edzo!
01:48:17I promise you!
01:48:18Edzo!
01:48:19I promise you!
01:48:20Don't make a scene!
01:48:21Don't make a scene!
01:48:22Come on!
01:48:23I don't like this joke!
01:48:25Wait till I grab you!
01:48:27Give me your hand!
01:48:29Give me your hand
01:48:30Give me your hand!
01:48:33Edzo!
01:48:34We're trapped!
01:48:36Where are we going?
01:48:38We're trapped!
01:49:00Well, you know that the Earth is round, my boy.
01:49:03If you just continue on your course,
01:49:05you'll return to the point of departure.
01:49:08Brilliant.
01:49:12Edzo!
01:49:13Salute!
01:49:14Thank you.
01:49:17Where are we?
01:49:18I don't know.
01:49:24Edzo, it's so cold!
01:49:26It must be 40 degrees in London.
01:49:29Shut up!
01:49:31I can hear him talking!
01:49:32I can hear him talking in Russian!
01:49:34How did you understand him?
01:49:35I had a French friend.
01:49:37Ah, look!
01:49:38Who are they?
01:49:39Hey, hey!
01:49:43Friends!
01:49:45Salute!
01:49:46No, no, salute like this!
01:49:47Friends!
01:49:48It's us!
01:49:49We're the greeters of the world!
01:49:51Yes, yes, the world!
01:49:53And also the Kremlin!
01:49:55To the bomb!
01:49:56No, no, no, to the bomb!
01:49:57To the bomb!
01:49:58No, no, to the bomb!
01:49:59To the war!
01:50:02Calm down, calm down!
01:50:03Leave me alone!
01:50:05You don't know who I am.
01:50:07Cicin Greskioski.
01:50:08Thank you.
01:50:09I am the cousin of the lawyer Bistecchini,
01:50:12who in 1947 was a member of the Chamber of...
01:50:15Where are you going?
01:50:16Where am I going?
01:50:17What am I doing here?
01:50:18Oh!
01:50:33Well, good luck!
01:50:36The president!
01:50:45Hello.
01:50:46Good morning, Mr. President.
01:50:47Everything worked out splendidly.
01:50:49The super bomb didn't explode.
01:50:51It got buried in the snow.
01:50:52I am certainly glad to hear that.
01:50:54Now listen carefully, Benson.
01:50:56I want this whole affair completely forgotten.
01:50:58If the Russians ever get wind of this,
01:51:01there could be serious repercussions.
01:51:03Very serious.
01:51:04Yes, you're right, sir.
01:51:05But I've already sent in commendations
01:51:07for the secret agents
01:51:08who so brilliantly saved the world from calamity.
01:51:10Cancel it.
01:51:11I do not want this affair publicized.
01:51:14I don't think you understand me.
01:51:16No, no, no.
01:51:17I understand completely.
01:51:18This affair never took place.
01:51:20Right.
01:51:34Hi.
01:51:35I was afraid you weren't going to make it.
01:51:36You knew I would come to say goodbye.
01:51:39It's not like we're saying goodbye forever, Rosanna.
01:51:41But I have to get back.
01:51:42The chief of staff is making me a member of SIC again.
01:51:45Oh, I understand, Bill.
01:51:47And I understand how much your work means to you.
01:51:50I knew you would.
01:51:51I'll come back and see you again.
01:51:53Promise?
01:51:54I promise.
01:51:57She said that.
01:51:59Good afternoon.
01:52:00Good afternoon.
01:52:02Your flight to New York is loading at gate number nine.
01:52:05And good afternoon again.
01:52:06Afternoon.
01:52:07Well, goodbye, sweetheart.
01:52:08I'll write to you.
01:52:10I'll never look at another girl.
01:52:24Goodbye, honey.
01:52:26So long.
01:52:28In fact, the boy's just finished up.
01:52:40Ah.
01:52:41Ah.
01:52:42Ah.
01:52:43We're innocent!
01:52:44But you want to believe that it's us who saved your life?
01:52:47It's the truth!
01:52:49Yes!
01:52:50We have nothing against you!
01:52:52I swear on my life!
01:52:53Wait, Sveta.
01:52:54They're innocent.
01:52:55We can let them go.
01:52:57I beg your pardon.
01:52:59I think you're telling the truth.
01:53:01Make yourself comfortable.
01:53:03The ranch is waiting for you.
01:53:10Please, make yourself comfortable.
01:53:13Eat.
01:53:14Salmon.
01:53:15Caviar.
01:53:16Homemade bread.
01:53:17Carrots.
01:53:18Vodka.
01:53:19Green salad.
01:53:20But why don't you have green salad?
01:53:23Unfortunately.
01:53:24Let's go.
01:53:25Captain!
01:53:28All right.
01:53:29Get up!
01:53:30Please.
01:53:31Get up!
01:53:32Go!
01:53:33Go!
01:53:34Go!
01:53:35Go!
01:53:36Go!
01:53:37Go!
01:53:39There!
01:53:40There!
01:53:41Italians!
01:53:53Cin cin!
01:54:08I don't want to die!
01:54:11Yes, Colonel. I understand.
01:54:13I understand.
01:54:18Ah, that's how it is.
01:54:20Very well.
01:54:29I recognize the voice of our boss.
01:54:31It's him on the phone.
01:54:33Shut up!
01:54:35Maybe they agree where we should celebrate.
01:54:38Where?
01:54:39I say Washington.
01:54:40Moscow.
01:54:41Washington.
01:54:42Moscow.
01:54:43Washington!
01:54:44Excuse me, if you tell me one thing, where do we celebrate?
01:54:47Moscow or Washington?
01:54:49Siberia!
01:54:51I'm dying of cold!
01:54:53Mr. Russo, give me the month of July!
01:54:57Oh, God, summer!
01:55:01Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui!
01:55:03What are you doing?
01:55:04I'm dying of cold!
01:55:05Is it a thermos?
01:55:06A little heat.
01:55:07This is for spaghetti.
01:55:09Spaghetti? You always think about eating!
01:55:11Don't you think I could die of cold?
01:55:13Get out of the kitchen!
01:55:17What are you doing?
01:55:18Don't you feel that there is a lot of air here?
01:55:20I'm going to get some air.
01:55:21What air?
01:55:25Tonight you want to make me die of cold?
01:55:27It's too much!
01:55:28Go and warm up.
01:55:29Warm up?
01:55:31How much is the current here?
01:55:33125.
01:55:41Oui, we have visitors.
01:55:43Well, good evening, gentlemen.
01:55:45What are you cooking?
01:55:47Spaghetti, Italian style.
01:55:48Yes, we invented it.
01:55:50Of course, here we call it shredded blintzes.
01:55:53You know, if you give me a little taste of it, perhaps I can use my influence
01:55:57and have you become members of the Russian secret service, OGBU.
01:56:02Yes, yes!
01:56:03Avdolski, Avdolski, Avdolski!
01:56:08Oh, they're going to love Siberia.
01:56:12Please sit down.
01:56:15Excuse me.
01:56:21Excuse me.
01:56:22Are you sure we haven't seen each other before?
01:56:25No, I've never seen you before.
01:56:27Are you sure they'll be al dente?
01:56:29Al dente?
01:56:30Al dente!
01:56:31Al dentone!
01:56:32Muservi!
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01:56:39The film is over!
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