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00:00♪♪
00:30Gil, I got to know you.
00:37Our date with Charmaine was very fun.
00:39We talked a lot. It was very interesting.
00:41It added to our good experience.
00:43The food was delicious, right?
00:44Yes.
00:45At first, I thought he was just quiet.
00:47But he's also jolly.
00:49He's a gentleman.
00:50We found out that we both love to travel.
00:52Maybe, you know, if we continue,
00:54we might be able to go to Japan.
00:56We both went there, right?
00:58Gil, thank you.
00:59I really enjoyed today.
01:01I'm not blaming you for choosing me.
01:03First of all, thank you for choosing me.
01:06I'm looking forward to our next date.
01:15What if your idol has a duplicate?
01:18Let's judge if he's real or fake.
01:22They say every individual is unique.
01:24But why are there so many duplicates?
01:28It's been a day of confessions.
01:32And there's only one person left
01:34who will be famous.
01:36Welcome to...
01:37Kalolo Life Experience 4!
01:41And here's our color light device.
01:43It's beautiful.
01:44It's really me.
01:46It's really him.
01:47Sorry.
01:48It's really him.
01:49I'm better than my impersonator.
01:52Never duplicate it.
01:53That's why I left it outside.
01:55You're so beautiful.
01:56Really.
01:57And those are the mad love people.
01:59They saw you in person.
02:01Right?
02:02They went to my house to see me.
02:04Yes.
02:06Yes.
02:07Where's Jong?
02:08He's not here.
02:10We're packing up at the same time.
02:11What's this, Jong?
02:13He's calling us.
02:15Let's go, Jong.
02:16The three of them will be looking for
02:18and fighting to make their idol
02:22look like a blossomed flower.
02:26And one of them will receive
02:28the Kalakalak of the Day
02:30and receive 10,000 Pesos.
02:35Their looks need to match
02:37with the idols of our jury.
02:40Here's the Rockista Tandem
02:42with Nakush Jules and Teddy.
02:50The Prime Gem, Bianca Umali.
02:55And award-winning actress,
02:57the comedy diva,
02:58Booba herself,
02:59Ms. Rufa May Quinto.
03:06Face card of the battle
03:07will be shown to the contestant number one.
03:12Oh, yeah.
03:36Oh, yeah.
03:39What's up, London people?
03:42I'm cheering out of Russia.
03:45Steph Curry.
03:51I'm the one.
03:52I'm four times champion in B.
03:59Why are you laughing at yourself?
04:02Oh, what?
04:03You have something to say?
04:06What else would you like to say?
04:08Say it again.
04:09Go, Steph.
04:11Oh, sorry.
04:12So, what else would you like to say?
04:15I'm your four times champion in B.
04:18I'm the one.
04:19I'm the one who scored 60 points
04:22in two games at the 2024 Parix Olympics.
04:29So, what brought you here?
04:31Yes.
04:32See, he said yes.
04:33He didn't rehearse.
04:36He's having fun.
04:43Let's go.
04:44Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:47See, he can't dribble.
04:55Come on, Steph.
04:57Come on, Steph.
04:58Come on, Steph.
04:59Oh, yes.
05:00He's not crying.
05:02He's not crying.
05:04Oh, oh.
05:06Yes.
05:07Come on, Maul.
05:08Come on, Maul.
05:10Oh, yes.
05:12He's good.
05:17Come on, Maul.
05:18Come on, Maul.
05:21Wow.
05:26Wow, MVP, MVP, MVP.
05:32Come on, Maul.
05:34Oh.
05:39Sure win.
05:41Steph Karina Pohon.
05:45What's up?
05:46Wow, we are so happy that you are here in the Philippines.
05:48Welcome to the Philippines.
05:50How are you?
05:51I'm fine.
05:52I'm good.
05:53Congratulations.
05:54I'm a fan.
05:55I'm a fan of you.
05:56We're all fans here.
06:00Where did you get here in the Philippines?
06:03After the Paris.
06:04When did you get here?
06:07After the Olympics.
06:08Where did you go?
06:10Yesterday.
06:11Yesterday.
06:15How long do you plan to be here in the Philippines?
06:21Do you speak Tagalog?
06:22Do you speak Tagalog?
06:23Also, I need Kimchoo.
06:25You need Kimchoo?
06:27Kimmy.
06:28Kimchoo.
06:29She's not here.
06:30She's not here.
06:32I learned Bisaya.
06:33Oh, you learned Bisaya.
06:36But it's okay.
06:37You want to speak in English so that it will be easier for you.
06:40This is my friend, Kareel.
06:41And Vice.
06:42And Bella.
06:43Hi.
06:44No, we're not friends.
06:45We just work together.
06:46But we're not friends.
06:47That's a lie.
06:48That's a lie.
06:50This is my twin sister.
06:52Oh, no.
06:53It's a lie.
06:55Identical twins.
06:56Identical.
06:57So, how are you feeling today?
06:59Feeling so very happy.
07:00Very happy.
07:02We know that.
07:03So, what's your vital signs?
07:07Can you give us your vital signs?
07:09How's your pulse rate?
07:12Be grateful.
07:14Be grateful.
07:15You're tired.
07:16Are you tired?
07:17Sorry, sorry, sorry.
07:19It's okay.
07:20But the heart is beating, yes?
07:22Healthy?
07:23Are you healthy?
07:24Are you happy?
07:25I'm happy.
07:26I'm happy.
07:27It's okay.
07:28And my mouth is smelling.
07:30It's okay.
07:31You know, we have some friends here.
07:35Who look so happy seeing you here today.
07:38Let's talk to them.
07:39So, hi, guys.
07:40Hi, guys.
07:41Hello, guys.
07:42What's your name, sir?
07:44Gabby.
07:45And you, sir?
07:48Austin, Gabriel.
07:49Where are you guys from?
07:51Nigeria.
07:52Nigeria.
07:54So, how does it feel seeing Steph Curry here today?
07:56Live on Showtime.
07:58It feels good.
07:59It feels good.
08:00I'm overwhelmed.
08:01I'm so happy to see him.
08:03They're so happy to see you.
08:04It's like the fake Steph Curry.
08:08It's like the fake Steph Curry.
08:14That's the best description.
08:16The fake version.
08:18Oh, they're telling us that you're the fake Steph Curry.
08:21How do you react to that?
08:23I'm the real.
08:25Are you the real?
08:26I'm here in the Philippines, but in the Philippines, I'm small.
08:32Because of the temperature of the Philippines, Steph Curry shrinks.
08:40Are you the real Steph Curry?
08:42Wait a minute, wait a minute.
08:44Your name is Stepping Curry.
08:48No, I know who he is.
08:49I know why he's Stepping Curry.
08:52This is going viral.
08:53I saw him in London.
08:54You hug someone before you shoot, right?
08:56Oh, like that?
08:58He's speaking Tagalog.
08:59No, I'm really talking to Bong.
09:02Are you speaking Tagalog?
09:03No, no, no.
09:05She saw you on YouTube.
09:07I saw you when I was in London.
09:08Are you lying?
09:10You step on something before you shoot, right?
09:12Yeah, was that you?
09:13And I make you sleep all night.
09:16So, Sleeping Curry?
09:17You have to prove to us that you are Steph Curry.
09:21Can you do it?
09:23Oh, be careful.
09:26We don't want you to get hurt.
09:30Oh, sleep.
09:34Sleep.
09:35So, how many hours did you sleep?
09:39How much hours?
09:40Like, how long?
09:41Three years.
09:42Three years?
09:43Wow.
09:44You slept for three years and still you look so exhausted.
09:49Okay, so, everyone wants to know the answer to this question.
09:54What is that?
09:55So, who really is the GOAT?
09:56Oh, yes.
09:57Steph Curry or Lebron James?
09:59Wow.
10:00Greatest of all time.
10:02Me.
10:03Me and Lebron.
10:06What?
10:07Me and Lebron?
10:08The concede.
10:10So, you really think that Lebron is the GOAT?
10:13Not you?
10:14Not you?
10:15I'm the GOAT because in two games, I made 60 points.
10:2060 points.
10:21You?
10:22Oh, you're the GOAT.
10:23You're the GOAT to Lebron.
10:24You didn't choose him.
10:26So, okay.
10:27So, how about Lebron?
10:28How many points did he make?
10:32I don't know.
10:34That's hard.
10:35He don't know.
10:37Because I'm focused on my score.
10:40He's focused on his score.
10:41Who is better looking, you or Lebron James?
10:44Me.
10:45Me?
10:46Why?
10:47Why?
10:48Why you?
10:50What is your best asset?
10:51Physical asset?
10:53My hair.
10:54My hair and my face.
10:56Your hair?
10:57And the eyes also, I think.
11:00How about the talent?
11:01Who is a better dancer?
11:02Dancer?
11:04I'm good at back tumbling.
11:09You're good at tumbling.
11:10Gymnast.
11:12You're a gymnast also?
11:13Can you show us again your dancing?
11:16Can you show us again your dancing?
11:17Careful, careful.
11:18Can you teach us?
11:19Can you teach us?
11:23Okay, level by level.
11:25Level by level.
11:28Very easy, easy, medium, difficult, and
11:33depth defying if you want.
11:35You stay in the middle.
11:36Easy first.
11:37Easy.
11:39Make sure you stay here.
11:41At the center.
11:42You know the center?
11:44You know what the center is?
11:47It's a small clinic in the barangay.
11:49It's a center.
11:52Okay, you stay there in the middle.
11:55Okay, the easy dancing.
11:57Show us your easy dancing.
12:06Medium level, medium.
12:08Medium rare.
12:09Medium rare.
12:16The difficult level.
12:17Difficult, difficult.
12:21Don't stare, don't stare.
12:31Wow, that's a high tumbling.
12:33What's her height?
12:34That's where she tumbled.
12:36High?
12:37That's great.
12:38I feel bad for her.
12:40I'm about to fall in love.
12:42If it's extra difficult.
12:43You feel bad for her because you've been waiting for her for so long, right?
12:46Yeah.
12:47Okay, do you plan to be an actor someday?
12:50Would you retire in basketball?
12:56I don't know, I don't know.
12:57How about your plan?
12:58What's your plan with your plan?
13:01What are you doing?
13:05Relax, relax.
13:06Sorry, sorry.
13:07Relax, relax.
13:09Put inside the pocket.
13:10Yeah, here.
13:11Just here only.
13:12Oh, there's another pocket here.
13:13You put here.
13:18No, no, he can't.
13:19He needs to hold the microphone.
13:20He has to hold his microphone.
13:21Yeah, true.
13:22Okay, do you plan to be an actor someday?
13:23Do you want to enter show business?
13:25Someday.
13:27Someday.
13:28Someday, okay.
13:29Who's your favorite actor?
13:31And my friend.
13:32What?
13:33What?
13:34Your friends?
13:35This one, this friend.
13:36What's his name?
13:38Four of you.
13:39The four of us.
13:41Thank you, sir.
13:43So, let's try your acting skills now.
13:45Yes, yes.
13:46Okay, let's see if you have it.
13:47Are you ready?
13:48Okay.
13:49What's the sequence?
13:51The title of the movie is
13:55God Bless Your Curls.
13:57God Bless Your Curls?
13:58God Bless Your Curls.
14:00She will be your mother.
14:02Hi, Anak.
14:03Yeah, and she will be your
14:05Daughter?
14:06Girlfriend.
14:07Girlfriend.
14:08Yeah, the love interest.
14:10Okay.
14:11You will ask permission from your mother
14:14to pursue a Filipino girl named Bella.
14:16Yes.
14:17Okay, okay.
14:18Lights.
14:19Camera.
14:20Action.
14:22Mother.
14:25Wait, wait, wait.
14:26The father is also here.
14:27I'm the father.
14:28The father.
14:29Okay.
14:30Lights.
14:31Camera.
14:32Action.
14:33Mother.
14:34Wait, wait, wait.
14:35What's your character?
14:36The auntie is also here.
14:37Auntie?
14:40Wow.
14:41Lights.
14:42Camera.
14:43Action.
14:45Mother.
14:46Wait, wait, wait.
14:47The sister is also here.
14:48The sister.
14:49Wow.
14:50We have a family tree.
14:52Okay, okay, okay.
14:54Lights.
14:55Camera.
14:56Action.
14:57Mother.
14:58Cut.
14:59Perfect.
15:00Wow.
15:01What a beautiful acting.
15:02Beautiful acting.
15:03That was beautiful.
15:04Beautiful.
15:05Is that just a trailer?
15:06Beautiful.
15:07A short film for a smile.
15:08Yes.
15:09I felt it on the scene.
15:10I felt it.
15:11That's a film, right?
15:12Yes.
15:13I cried.
15:14Family movie.
15:15Shortest film division.
15:16I know what the title is.
15:17What?
15:18Mother.
15:19Okay.
15:20You do it though.
15:21You ask permission.
15:22Action.
15:23Mom.
15:24Dad.
15:25Yes.
15:26Son.
15:27What's up?
15:28I'm here to see my girlfriend.
15:30Is this your girlfriend?
15:31Yes.
15:32Show me how in love you are.
15:33How much do you love her?
15:35How big?
15:37I love her because she's...
15:39Don't touch her.
15:41Sorry, sorry.
15:42Don't touch her.
15:43Who are you?
15:44Who are you?
15:45I am her real boyfriend.
15:46Oh, no.
15:47You're real?
15:49How dare you touch my girlfriend?
15:52What?
15:53You do not have...
15:55Oh, no.
15:56Choppy, choppy.
15:57You fight for your love.
15:58You fight your love.
15:59Don't you dare eat your big saliva in front of me.
16:03Why are you a liar?
16:04I don't know you.
16:05This is my boyfriend.
16:06Who are you?
16:07Son, get your girlfriend.
16:09What?
16:11What?
16:12Who are you?
16:13You don't know this guy.
16:14He's the guy from God's Must Be Crazy Part 4.
16:17Part 4?
16:18I don't know this guy.
16:20Who are you?
16:21Me, your boyfriend.
16:22No, never.
16:24In your dream.
16:25What?
16:26In your dream.
16:27In your dream.
16:29This is my boyfriend.
16:30In your dream.
16:31You show her your moves so she will remember your dream.
16:35Show her your moves.
16:37My dream is last night you are my girlfriend.
16:41That's your boyfriend.
16:44You can't do that.
16:46Can you do that?
16:47Can you do that dance?
16:48If you really love me.
17:00I don't know you.
17:02But you are a very good actor.
17:04Yes.
17:05I can see you in a movie.
17:06What movie?
17:07Shake, Rattle and Roll.
17:09Like that.
17:10Shake, Rattle and Roll 15.
17:12So, would you like to give a shout out to Star Cinema?
17:18This is your audition tape.
17:24You talk to the bosses of Star Cinema.
17:27Shout out for Star Cinema.
17:31Direk is watching.
17:35Please give me Direk.
17:38That's it.
17:40He's still in the car.
17:42Maybe he had an accident.
17:43Give him a break.
17:44Like that.
17:45Let's give a round of applause to Sherwin Atagracia.
17:50Yes.
17:51He's so handsome.
17:52I will take a picture of him later.
17:53Sherwin.
17:54You know that you are imitating him.
17:55Did Steph Curry notice you?
17:58Not yet.
17:59Mariah Carey.
18:00Mariah Carey.
18:01And Jim Carrey.
18:02That's so similar.
18:03Sing.
18:04Sing.
18:05That's perfect.
18:06That's like Mariah Carey.
18:07Sing.
18:09You are imitating emotions, right?
18:12Is that him?
18:13I thought he was singing.
18:14Imagine if he was singing Emotions.
18:17Didn't Steph Curry notice you?
18:18Not yet.
18:20Who are the people who noticed you?
18:23Like them.
18:24They are expensive.
18:26They are expensive.
18:28Imagine if Steph Curry noticed you.
18:31This can go viral.
18:33Sincerely.
18:34What do you want to say?
18:35Use your heart.
18:36Talk to him.
18:37There's the camera.
18:38Maybe Steph Curry noticed you.
18:40Hello.
18:41Can I speak Tagalog?
18:42Yes, you can.
18:44Okay.
18:45Shout out to Steph Curry.
18:46My friend here.
18:47My friend.
18:48What's his name?
18:49Sherwin.
18:50My friend Sherwin Atagracia here from the Philippines has something to say to you.
18:53Say to you, Steph Curry.
18:55I hope to see Stephen Curry real.
18:59That's his name.
19:02I hope to see the real Stephen Curry.
19:06And I make 1v1 in the court.
19:08Basketball court.
19:12Maybe he didn't understand.
19:13Let's translate it.
19:15Steph Curry wants to see you.
19:17Tagalog.
19:19Steph Curry is his idol.
19:21Especially in San Francisco.
19:22There's a lot of Filipino people there.
19:25Like that? Okay.
19:26But seriously, I watched him when I was in London.
19:29Really?
19:30He's really good at basketball.
19:31He's good at three points.
19:32You watched him when he was in Puhol.
19:34Yes.
19:36You have a connection.
19:38You don't know?
19:39You've seen each other before.
19:41I think it's meant to be that I'm here today.
19:43What about you?
19:44Send a message to your friend.
19:46I'm shy.
19:49He's coming closer to you.
19:52Thank you so much.
19:53You're not mine.
19:58I'm very thankful because
20:00I used to just watch you guys.
20:02Now, we're facing each other.
20:05Your hands are shaking.
20:09He's shaking.
20:11He's shaking.
20:12His shorts are getting shorter.
20:14Your shorts are getting shorter.
20:16Why are our shorts getting shorter?
20:18Do you want a remembrance?
20:20What do you want?
20:22The last fan you gave a remembrance to.
20:25Give him your shorts.
20:27I think you forgot about this.
20:30Yeah, later.
20:31Later, okay.
20:32You're so good.
20:33Good luck.
20:34What are our Mud Love People's expectations for contestant number one?
20:37Let's find out from Ryan and Ayan.
20:39Go, guys!
20:41Thank you, Ray!
20:42Let's ask the Mud Love People's opinion.
20:45Mud Love People!
20:46Kaloka or Kalokalike?
20:53There are two girls who are crazy about this.
20:56There's one.
20:57There she is.
20:59She's shaking.
21:02They're all crazy about this.
21:04She changed her mind.
21:06She changed her mind.
21:08Let's ask her.
21:09Ate, please stand up.
21:12What's your name?
21:13Jilin.
21:14Where are you from?
21:15I'm from Antipolo.
21:16Antipolo.
21:17Ate, why did you say Kalokalike earlier?
21:20And when we got closer, you suddenly said Kalokalike.
21:23I didn't notice.
21:25Oh, you didn't notice.
21:26But what else did you say?
21:28Kalokalike.
21:29Kalokalike.
21:30Do you know Stephen Gary?
21:32No.
21:35She has a picture of him.
21:36That's her picture.
21:37There she is, Ate.
21:38She's an NBA superstar.
21:39Just look at the picture.
21:40There she is, Ate.
21:43The basketball player in America.
21:46But who do you really think is crazy or Kalokalike?
21:49Kalokalike.
21:50Based on the picture.
21:51Kalokalike.
21:52She said Kalokalike.
21:53A lot of people.
21:54She said Kalokalike, guys.
21:55That's why.
21:56Back to you, guys.
21:58Thank you, Ate.
21:59But Ate, you're crazy.
22:02There are only two people who wrote that.
22:04Why did you ask that?
22:06Thank you, Ate.
22:07She's confused.
22:09She said Kalokalike.
22:12100%.
22:13She doesn't even know Stephen Gary.
22:17But now, let's listen to the comment of Jurado Bianca O'Malley.
22:23Stepping Curry.
22:25Night, night.
22:27How are you?
22:28I'm fine.
22:29You know what?
22:30I'm so mad at you because you look like an AI
22:34attached to a really cute body.
22:37She's really an AI.
22:38She's really an AI?
22:39Show us, Kuya Bong.
22:41She said I can't.
22:43In fairness, can you show us again?
22:46Okay.
22:48You're so handsome when you dance.
22:50Thank you so much, Bong.
22:52Your body is so soft.
22:55That's for you, Bianca.
23:03In fairness to her,
23:05her body is so soft.
23:09It's like Adonis at night.
23:12Thank you, Stepping Curry.
23:13Do you live in Lampara?
23:17It's so soft.
23:21Thank you, Stepping Curry.
23:22You know what?
23:23For me, you're Kalokalike.
23:27Thank you, sir.
23:29I'm praying to see you as Steph Curry.
23:33Thank you very much.
23:34I want to see him teach you how to play basketball
23:36and you teach him how to play voodoo.
23:39That's possible.
23:42That's cute.
23:43Good luck.
23:45Thank you so much, Bianca O'Malley.
23:47You may now give your hat to
23:49Sherwin Altagracia,
23:51Stepping Curry of Bohol.