Most Popular Punjabi Comedy Movie Scene, B.N. Sharma, Jassi Gill, New Punjabi Movie Scene 2024
Most Popular Punjabi Comedy Movie Scene, B.N. Sharma, Jassi Gill, New Punjabi Movie Scene 2024
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00:00The next case is Gunjan Kaur v. Ranbir Singh.
00:20Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
00:24Sir, I am Eswar and I am Gunjan Kaur.
00:28The court is adjourned for lunch.
00:30Listen, you have a new case and a new hearing.
00:33Your case will be heard after 20 days.
00:37Date and date, date and date, date and date, date and date.
00:41Justice will be served.
00:43The court is adjourned for lunch.
00:45Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
00:48Sir, I am Eswar and I am Gunjan Kaur.
00:57The court is adjourned for lunch.
00:58Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
01:01Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
01:04Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
01:07Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
01:10Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
01:13Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
01:16Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
01:19Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
01:22Judge, I am Bhagwan Singh and this is my client Mr. Ranbir Singh.
01:25I am Bharat.
01:26I have become a broke musician.
01:29No, you do not have to option for these dates.
01:32On top of that its marijuana season.
01:36On top of that, exams are usually being postponed.
01:40Judge will you not make the court adjourned atleast today.
01:42Please excuse me.
01:43People always think twice before a door is locked.
01:47Are we new guests?
01:49This court is male oriented.
01:51Meaning was he a female before?
01:55Kaka, work here like a good lawyer or else I'll put you in the list of the best lawyers in the court.
02:05Sir, I was just trying to add some color to it.
02:08Well done, well done, well done.
02:10Well done, Mr. Artist.
02:12You've set up a show here and the audience is sitting, right?
02:16No, no, sir.
02:17The thing is, I'm trying to purify the environment of the court.
02:22Wow, you've purified the environment very well.
02:26But if you try this again, I'll pollute your life.
02:32Understood?
02:52Hello.
02:59Cheers.
03:04Look, Ranbir, I suggest you and your wife should make a deal.
03:10Most of the divorce cases are like this.
03:13Here, you put the money on me.
03:15Either present the facts, the evidence, or the court's precious time will be wasted.
03:21Sir, I knew I'd have to present the evidence.
03:24That's why I'm here fully prepared.
03:26Just a minute.
03:28Look at this, sir.
03:29What is this?
03:32This is chewing gum.
03:34It's not chewing gum, sir.
03:35It's a time bomb.
03:37If a man eats these things every day, his body will stay on its own.
03:41Who else would have eaten bread and coals?
03:49Okay, okay.
03:50Shut up, shut up.
03:51Shut up.
03:54Okay, you do this.
03:57From today, eat vegetables.
04:00Like radish, carrot, cauliflower, peas, turnip, beetroot.
04:06If you eat fresh vegetables, your skin will shine again.
04:10Yes.
04:11Understood?
04:12Okay?
04:13Now go and rest.
04:15Well done.
04:16Excuse me, sir.
04:17Excuse me.
04:18This is not justice.
04:19If you want to release him and his client, then you should release my client as well.
04:23The law is equal for everyone.
04:26You're also released.
04:28Huh?
04:29That's amazing.
04:31Today's generation is very fast.
04:34Come on.
04:36Now I'm going to take you two lawyers to court.
04:40You make a lot of files, don't you?
04:43I'll check your files now.
04:47Huh?
04:48What's written here?
04:49Kiranbir rapes sometimes.
04:52Look, sir.
04:53Look at his hobby.
04:55Some people like to write.
04:57Some people like to paint.
04:59Some people like to go to the mountains.
05:01And he rapes sometimes.
05:04Oh, God.
05:05The earth is not giving me time, sir.
05:09Mr. Jha, I've also written about this.
05:11Yes.
05:12On which page, sir?
05:14Look for yourself.
05:15You make the file.
05:17Oh, Mr. Jha.
05:19Why are you accusing my little bird?
05:22This is not rape.
05:23He raps sometimes.
05:25R-A-P.
05:26Cut this, Mr. Jha.
05:28What is rap?
05:29What are you talking about, Mr. Jha?
05:31These days, kids rap.
05:33Your kids must be rapping.
05:35I've never seen any kid rap.
05:39Daulat Singh.
05:41Have you ever seen kids rap on the roof of the house?
05:45There are some roofs...
05:47...without walls...
05:49...where kids can rap easily.
05:51This is different.
05:53If you mess with Baba's case...
05:56...your son will get such a beating...
05:58...that you'll forget how to walk.
06:01Hey.
06:02What are you saying?
06:04Do you even know who you're talking to?
06:07I'll get down and slap you.
06:10Don't shout.
06:11Or I'll put this case right here.
06:14No date.
06:15No hearing.
06:16Straight to the point.
06:22And when this diagram falls on someone...
06:25...the person doesn't get up.
06:27He flies away.
06:29Yes?
06:30Mr. Jha.
06:31So, what do you have to present?
06:33Rap.
06:34Yo, yo.
06:36A, B, C, D.
06:37I'm your daddy.
06:38If you mess with me, I'll beat you up.
06:41I'll get a car.
06:42Not a small one, but a big one.
06:44I'll grow up and find a pretty girl.
06:46A pretty girl.
06:47A pretty girl.
06:49Kabbadi.
06:51Kabbadi.
06:52Kabbadi.
06:53Kabbadi.
06:54Kabbadi.
06:55Kabbadi.
06:56Kabbadi.
06:57Kabbadi.
06:58Yo, yo.
07:02Sir, this is called rap.
07:04This is worse than rap.
07:07You'd think so, sir.
07:08This is a youngster's thing.
07:10Listen.
07:11You can call me whatever you want.
07:13But don't make me feel like I'm not young.
07:17Daulat Singh always lives a young life.
07:21Even I can rap.
07:24Sir.
07:25If you don't mind, I'd like to say
07:27that you're too young to be rapping.
07:31What are you talking about?
07:34Rap is not for you.
07:37Order, order, order.
07:38Order, order.
07:39I'm not going to rap.
07:45I'm not going to rap.
07:47You're not going to rap, sir.
07:52Order, order, order.
07:55Order, order, order.
08:25Listen, sir.
08:28You'll roam around in a diaper.
08:30I'll shoot you with a sniper.
08:32I'll make you clean your mind.
08:35I'll hit you with a big viper.
08:37Don't try to act smart.
08:39I'll make you loose.
08:41I'll see the whole area.
08:44Darling, darling.
08:46Listen, sir.
08:48I'll get you today.
08:51I'll set you on fire.
08:53Darling, darling.
08:55Listen, sir.
08:57I'm Dalat Singh.
09:05Yes.
09:06How did you get in?
09:11I didn't just sit on the judge's chair.
09:17I've made a lot of decisions.
09:21And I will.
09:23But the decision of this husband and wife's strange case
09:29will be made by the true guru.
09:34Sat Naam Shri Vaheguru.