Hackle and Jackle Classic toons part 1
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00:57No sir, folks. You don't have to exercise to get in condition.
01:01You don't have to move a muscle, folks.
01:03Just a few of our folks on a day like this, we look like this.
01:06Who wants to buy some?
01:08Take your name, fight a fight. A, B, C, D, X, Y, and Z.
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01:17Alright, we'll fight a voice battle.
01:20It can't go wrong, folks. Each and every pill guarantees it.
01:24No sir, folks. You don't have to exercise to get in condition.
01:27With our little wonder pills, you can throw your dumbbells away.
01:31You don't have to move a muscle, folks.
01:33Just a few of our pills on a man like this, we look like this.
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01:39Are you hampered by an overextended pop?
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01:43With no exercise at all, we'll shift your waistline to the chestline and turn the fats into muscle.
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01:50Stop wearing yourself out with dumbbells, folks, and try our pills.
01:54You can't go wrong. You can't go wrong.
01:57Now take this gentleman here.
01:58He won't do a frazzle play exercise.
02:00He's knocked in a pigeon coat with arms like toothpicks and built like a bent hairpin.
02:04Just look at that thing he calls a chest, folks.
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02:10Champ?
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02:20Get out of here.
02:21Not bad.
02:23Get out of here.
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02:27I say, we can take a hint, you know.
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02:38All right, who wants to buy some?
02:39They contain phytomimes A, B, C, D, X, Y, and Z.
02:43And some phytomimes not even know command.
02:45You can't go wrong, folks.
02:47You can't go wrong.
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02:51Don't go away, folks.
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02:56Stop wearing yourself out with dumbbells, folks, and try our pills.
03:00You can't go wrong.
03:02All right, smart guys.
03:04Let's see how good your pills are.
03:06Lift back.
03:08That's easy.
03:09It's much too small.
03:11Get us a bigger one.
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03:14Bigger.
03:16Bigger.
03:17Bigger.
03:18Bigger.
03:19Bigger.
03:20Bigger.
03:21Here for you, champ.
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03:32I say, he is strong, isn't he?
03:34He sure is, champ.
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03:45All right, who'll buy the first bottle?
03:47Each and every pill guaranteed.
03:49You can't go wrong, folks.
03:51You can't.
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04:28Hurry up!
04:29Hey!
04:30Oops!
04:31You!
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04:39How to tenderize one tough bulldog.
04:43Knead thoroughly, working with both hands back and forth.
04:46Then add a dash of liniment, six reducing pills, and sprinkle with talcum powder.
04:52Then turn over gently.
04:54And roll out until a nice gooey consistency.
04:59Then place in a hot steam box and bake until well done.
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05:11Help!
05:12Let me out!
05:13Let me out!
05:14Help!
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05:16Help!
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05:44Oops! Too low!
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05:56Second floor.
05:57Women's wear.
05:58Stockings.
05:59Coitals.
05:59Garter belts.
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06:06I say, we're safe.
06:08It's the end of the picture.
06:11Not yet, it ain't.
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06:14Ouch!
06:15Ouch!
06:16Do it!
06:17Ouch!
06:18Ouch!
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06:35Hurry, hurry, hurry!
06:36Next safari about to begin.
06:38See the wonders of the jungle.
06:40Find out why the natives are restless.
06:43A little louder, chum.
06:44I hear a customer.
06:47Get your bargain right here.
06:49Two guides for the price of one.
06:51Special rates for trees.
06:56Road map.
06:57Road map.
06:58Peanuts for the elephants.
07:00Mosquito net.
07:01With mosquitoes.
07:02Plant food for your tree.
07:04Repeat it, fellas.
07:06I'm trying to make a movie of wildlife.
07:10Movies?
07:11Wildlife?
07:17Are you ready, H.B.?
07:18To be sure, J.B.
07:22Cut.
07:23Cut.
07:24Hold it.
07:25Makeup.
07:26Lights.
07:27Action.
07:28Roll them.
07:30Camera.
07:36Camera?
07:38Ah!
07:50Hold it!
07:51Hold it!
08:02Beware a bandit.
08:03It's a dry ghost.
08:04Pardon?
08:06Westerns are going real big this season.
08:08You can't miss with a Western.
08:10Such thrills.
08:11Such excitement.
08:13Such cold hands.
08:14I've had just about enough from you two.
08:21I say, old featherhead.
08:22This fellow doesn't appreciate talent.
08:24You're right, chum.
08:25Absolutely no gratitude.
08:27You're right, chum.
08:33Shall we?
08:34After you.
08:37And as we make our way down the turbulent river,
08:40the great unknown jungle lies to either side of us.
08:45Hello? Hello?
08:46I say, are you there?
08:48You?
09:00Look!
09:01Get the camera ready!
09:05Shoot!
09:06Shoot!
09:07Camera!
09:08Action!
09:14Keep them busy, chum.
09:15We're getting some great shots.
09:17That's it.
09:18More action.
09:19More action.
09:20Keep it up.
09:34Hold it!
09:35Hold it!
09:44Here's a chance for the picture of a lifetime, chum.
10:04Sorry.
10:22Stay away chum!
10:23We'll shoot this for you!
10:25That a cake, cake.
10:26Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.
10:34My friend, you have a fortune here.
11:04Some of the greatest wildlife shots ever photographed.
11:07I can see it now.
11:09People breaking down doors to get into the theaters.
11:12Your name in lights all over the world.
11:15Money pouring in. Money!
11:18And just for our small fee.
11:20Let him have his camera, old bean.
11:29I say we'll just have to shoot it all over again.
11:35Shoot it over again.
11:39Shoot it over again.
11:41Oh no! Oh no!
11:50Discourages easily, doesn't he?
12:04Hey, look!
12:21I say, he looks like a chap that's good to his mother.
12:25Sure, he'll be a soft touch.
12:29Good afternoon, chum. How's business?
12:32No, you don't have to tell me. Business is bad.
12:35You're down on your luck.
12:37But your worries are over, chum.
12:39For I have here the answer to all your problems.
12:42A good luck necktie.
12:44Not the ordinary type necktie.
12:46But one that lights up and spells that sweet and noble word.
12:50Mother.
12:54Ah, who is that sweet old mother?
12:57Who is that sweet old lady who is always thinking of you?
13:00Mother.
13:02Yes, chum, when things go wrong, who's right there to cheer you up?
13:07Mother.
13:09I can see her now, sitting by that window.
13:12Wondering about her little boy.
13:14Calling, Sonny.
13:16It's your old mammy a-calling to you.
13:19Don't you hear me, Sonny baby?
13:21Don't you hear your dear old mammy?
13:23A-calling by that little old window.
13:26A-calling Sonny.
13:28Sonny, where are you?
13:30Here I am, mother.
13:32I say, old boy, you're having good luck already.
13:36Yeah, business is picking up.
13:49Listen, birdbrain.
13:51I want this plane completely overhauled.
13:54It's not ready when I get back.
13:56I'll tear you limb from limb.
14:02I don't know nothing about airplanes.
14:06You're lucky again, chum.
14:08We're the greatest airplane mechanics in the business.
14:12Take it easy, fellas. Take it easy.
14:19Say, remember, that guy's awful tough.
14:25Nonsense.
14:28What is this? What is this?
14:32Slow up, fellas.
14:34Slow up.
14:36Slow up.
14:38Slow up.
14:40Slow up. You're wrecking this thing.
14:44What's going on around here?
14:47Let me down. Let me down.
14:57Give me that pump.
15:11Now look what he's done.
15:14Yes, and that fellow will be back any minute.
15:31Uh-oh.
15:40Contact.
16:10Uh-oh.
16:40Mother, if I ever needed you, I need you now.
16:49I say, do you really think these neckties are lucky?
17:10Mother.
17:36Mother.
17:40Mother.