• 2 months ago
Tabasum Hashmi Hera Pheri Style Impress The Kapil Sharma Show
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00:12Oh my God!
00:16CID guys.
00:19Something is fishy, Daya.
00:22Something is fishy.
00:25Nobody will try to move.
00:28CID team is here.
00:29Send them inside.
00:31We are the CID team.
00:34Why are you lying?
00:35I have seen CID team. They are not like that.
00:37During the pandemic, we didn't have many cases.
00:42So we got fat by eating at home.
00:45So did you eat their share too?
00:47No.
00:49I am feeling pity on Daya.
00:54We are not here to talk to you.
00:57Do you understand?
00:57Then what are you here for?
00:59Are you here to interfere in the program?
01:03Daya, look carefully.
01:06Ajay, Tabu, Shreya, Ishita, Mrunal..
01:11All of them are here today.
01:15Do you understand, Daya?
01:18That means they have made a second part of the Dhrishyam film.
01:22No, Daya.
01:24They are here for Dhrishyam 2.
01:29Yes.
01:31You both are talking about the same thing.
01:34Do you understand what they are saying?
01:36Yes, sir. Kapil Sharma is a very intelligent man.
01:38No. He is trying to say that we are fools.
01:41Yes, sir.
01:43But that is not the case.
01:45Tabu, we are here for you.
01:49You made two films to solve this case.
01:52Yes.
01:53You could have sent us the ration for a month.
01:55We would have solved this case.
01:57Sir.
01:58I am not able to solve this case even in two films.
02:01He has kept Akshay Khanna to solve the case.
02:04Yes.
02:05Why did he need the ration?
02:06He is a great artist.
02:09Tabu, let me tell you.
02:11Why couldn't you nab Vijay Salgaonkar in the first film?
02:15Why?
02:16It is not easy to nab a man who has done four rounds.
02:23No.
02:27Genius.
02:28Daya, I remembered one thing from Golmaal.
02:35What happened, sir?
02:36I remembered Golmaal's joke.
02:38Golmaal was very funny.
02:40I remembered one more thing from the joke.
02:42You are Daya.
02:45He is Alu.
02:46Now you are Dayalu.
02:48You are Dayalu.
02:55Oh, God.
02:58Sir, you should be ashamed.
03:00You are roaming around with a 500 gram potato
03:02to play a small word.
03:08I won't work with you.
03:09Sir.
03:10What happened? Did you hurt your leg?
03:11Yes, sir. You asked me to break the door.
03:13I broke my leg.
03:15What happened?
03:16Was the door made of iron?
03:17No, sir. The door was made of iron.
03:22Why didn't you tell him that you work with me?
03:24Sir, I told him. That's why he hit me more.
03:29I am sure I have an old enemy.
03:31Yes, sir. He was your father.
03:36We will talk about this later.
03:38Ishita Dutta.
03:41We have seen that whatever is happening in this story
03:44is happening because of you.
03:45You are right, sir.
03:46Actually.
03:48That's why we want to know from you
03:51where you were on 14th February.
03:54No, sir.
03:55You are asking me where I was on 2nd October.
03:57Everyone knows about 2nd October.
03:59On 2nd October, you were at a satsang.
04:01It was Swami Chinmayanandi's satsang in Panji.
04:04You ate Pav Bhaji on the way.
04:06You stopped at an ATM. Everyone knows.
04:08We want to know about 14th February.
04:10That day is Valentine's Day.
04:12This will tell us if you are single or not.
04:16I am married.
04:17Do you know what married means, Daya?
04:20Yes, sir.
04:20It means she has a husband.
04:22No.
04:24Only one, sir.
04:26No, sir.
04:27You are right.
04:28No, sir. This is wrong.
04:30She is someone's wife.
04:32No.
04:32Wow! What a thing to say!
04:34It is possible that Daya is someone's wife.
04:39Sir, media is like that.
04:42No one noticed this point, sir.
04:45For this, the Indian government should
04:48put you under a bulldozer.
04:52Mr. Babu, as you can see, 99% of the case has been solved.
04:55Only 1% is left.
04:56We have a witness.
04:58We will definitely catch Vijay Salgaonkar.
05:01Witness!
05:05Come here.
05:07Tell everyone what you saw that night.
05:09Sir, I saw that he was holding a gun.
05:13Yes!
05:15It is clear, Daya.
05:17He was bored of eating sweets.
05:19He wanted to eat something salty.
05:20So, he bought a gun.
05:25Sir, it was not a gun.
05:27It was a gun.
05:28What is that?
05:29Sir, he was digging a pit with it.
05:31Okay.
05:33A gun.
05:33Yes.
05:34A gun. He was digging a pit.
05:35Yes.
05:36Sir, there was a sack there.
05:38Do you know what sack means, Daya?
05:40Yes.
05:41It means he didn't want to feed the fish there.
05:44There were grains and seeds in the sack.
05:46He wanted to sow the seeds and grow crops there.
05:50It means Vijay Salgaonkar is fond of farming.
05:53What do we do?
05:56Sir, there were no seeds in it.
05:58He was scared.
06:00He was scared.
06:00I think there was a human in the sack.
06:02There was a human in the sack.
06:04Do you know what it means, Daya?
06:06Yes.
06:07It means he was hiding in the sack and stealing the seeds.
06:15This case is clear as a mirror.
06:18We are not looking for a murderer here.
06:21We are looking for the seed thief.
06:24He is not the seed thief.
06:26He is saying it clearly.
06:28He was burying the dead body in the sack.
06:31The dead body belonged to his son.
06:32He was digging a pit and burying it.
06:34You don't understand, sir.
06:35What did you see after that?
06:38Sir, I saw an interval after that.
06:41Interval.
06:45Interval.
06:47What do you mean by interval?
06:49Where did you see all this?
06:50Sir, I saw it in Drishyam film.
06:56And sir, it was a great film.
06:59Sir, the second part is coming.
07:00I will tell you what he did after watching the first show.
07:06You have seen the first part.
07:08Yes, sir.
07:08I think you won't be able to reach till the second part.
07:12Naya, you have broken the door till now.
07:14For a change, break a face today.
07:16No, sir.
07:17No, break it.
07:18Excuse me. Give me a minute.
07:19No, sir.
07:28Hey, Mr. Babu.
07:30Hey, Raju.
07:31Did Mahera Ferry come here to direct Kapil Sharma's show?
07:35He is right.
07:37But why is it so dark here?
07:40Did the power go off?
07:42Hey, Mr. Babu. Hello. Come here.
07:45The power is still on. Put on your headlight properly.
07:51How is it?
07:53So good.
07:53Mr. Babu, look there.
07:56Kapil Sharma.
07:58Oh, God!
08:01Oh, God!
08:02Kapil Sharma looks exactly like Ajay Devgn.
08:08Hello.
08:09Mr. Babu, he is Ajay Devgn.
08:11Look there.
08:14Oh, God!
08:16He looks exactly like Kapil Sharma.
08:19Oh, God!
08:25The bottle.
08:27The bottle.
08:29Mr. Babu, it's not the bottle.
08:31It's Mr. Archana.
08:33I know.
08:35The bottle is under his chair.
08:38Oh, God!
08:46Friends, I want to tell you all.
08:49There was a time when there were lions under this chair.
08:53But now there are cheers under this chair.
08:56Cheers!
09:02Hey, Mr. Babu.
09:04Hey, Raju.
09:05Did you recognize me?
09:06Hey, Anuradha. She is my Anuradha.
09:10Hey, Anuradha.
09:12He is out of his glasses.
09:13Did you recognize me?
09:14I am a boy. You are a girl.
09:19We both met.
09:21Mr. Babu.
09:24And Raju.
09:25I ate the radish paratha.
09:28Why is he doing this?
09:31Hey!
09:36It's not that, Mr. Babu.
09:38It was his song.
09:40I am a boy. You are a girl.
09:43And Mr. Ajay also had a song like this.
09:46In Sanath Sardar.
09:48So, it's a song.
09:49No, Raju. You are making a mistake.
09:51It was Ajay's song.
09:52But it's a song of a boy and a girl.
09:55We both met.
09:57Shyam, the thing is..
09:59Both the songs have the word, Pompopo.
10:01This is important.
10:02You don't understand.
10:03I am a boy. You are a girl.
10:05We both met.
10:06It's a song of Anuradha and Anuradha.
10:07It's not Ajay's song.
10:08Oh, God! Who will explain it to him?
10:10Please explain it to him.
10:13Please explain it to him.
10:14Hey, Raju.
10:15Whom is he talking to?
10:17Didn't you hear? He always says..
10:19The earth is my mother.
10:24Don't you have any sense?
10:25Are you a kid?
10:30This is wrong.
10:31Take this money from Raju.
10:32Last month..
10:33Both of you pay the rent.
10:34Pay the rent.
10:36Don't worry about the rent.
10:38I have a scheme.
10:40I can double the money in 25 days.
10:45I will double your money.
10:48Don't worry.
10:49Hey, brother.
10:51Don't listen to him. He will make you..
10:54What?
10:55The one who turns a person into another person.
10:59Yes.
11:00Raju.
11:02You are making me that?
11:04Yes.
11:05I will make you that.
11:07Because this is Raju's style.
11:15What is this?
11:16This is Baburao's style.
11:22You did wrong.
11:24You shouldn't have done this. I will take revenge.
11:27Because I do what I say.
11:30And I definitely do what I don't say.
11:35Hey, stop.
11:39This is a dialogue from some other film.
11:42Can you say it?
11:45Looking at Arun, I don't think he can kill anyone.
11:49Looking at him, I think he is some orphan.
11:51And some crazy lover.
11:54I have seen many lovers.
11:55But this is the first time I have seen a lover who has gone crazy in love.
12:01I want a slap.
12:03Anjali.
12:05I can't forget you.
12:07And I won't let you forget me.
12:13Why are you talking about some other film?
12:15Talk about Hera Pheri.
12:17Sorry.
12:18No one is talking. I will talk.
12:20Hera Pheri film was made in 2000.
12:24Babu, it wasn't made in 2000.
12:26Hera Pheri film was made in 7.5 crores.
12:29And I had earned 18 crores in the film.
12:31I had earned a lot of money.
12:36Oh, God.
12:39I am not talking about 2000 rupees.
12:41I am talking about a cent.
12:43Okay.
12:44Can you talk about a cent?
12:47Hi, guys. You are giving me love since 30 years.
12:50Even Ahaan is doing a good job.
12:52Like, share and subscribe to him.
12:56Raju, you sold my house.
13:01You sold my property.
13:03Why didn't you sell his brain?
13:08But I wanted more money.
13:10So I sold an expensive thing.
13:12I sold your kidney.
13:15I got 20,000 rupees. 20,000.
13:18Oh, God.
13:21What happened?
13:23I am without a kidney.
13:25Give me 50 rupees for overacting.
13:28Kidney is not here.
13:31And you don't have to worry.
13:33I have got a young dog's kidney.
13:36Dog?
13:37You got a dog's kidney for me?
13:42Raju.
13:44Raju, I won't spare you.
13:46I will hit you.
13:48Even I won't spare him.
13:50He has provoked Radha against me.
13:53Chintan.
13:54You won't escape from me, Mathur.
13:56I will..
13:57Dada Thakur.
13:59Catch him.
14:01Catch him.
14:03Catch him.
14:04Catch him.
14:06Catch him.
14:16Catch him.

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