Evil Night 2014
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00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:16Holy crap, Jimmy about friggin time
01:19Get in here. I'm so sorry Jennifer
01:22I was knee-deep in an experiment that I know is going to change the course of history
01:27All right, Jimmy sure, but you're on my dime this project paper is due in two days
01:32I really need the credits. Well, there's no use in crying over spilt test tubes
01:38But before we start I have to show you something really shall we say
01:43by nobody
01:45Care about your science fiction. The truth is I don't even care about science fact
01:49I just want to finish this paper and get to the weekend a party party
01:54Jennifer I'm literally shocked at your laissez-faire attitude towards science after all I've taught you
02:01Are you not interested in the reconfiguration of atoms in the anatomical state of tissues and reconnectiveness of all the life and elements matters?
02:09party
02:10Jennifer
02:12Party. All right. What do you want to show me?
02:16You're the best
02:17You know, I've been trying to break the vortex between time and space to allow the mind to move matter through said space
02:25Yeah, you're telekinesis serum
02:28You remembered?
02:29Yeah
02:31Well through the mixing of several mind-altering compound
02:34I was able to open up the cerebellum to utilize secondary power in the brain that was otherwise unknown to mankind
02:41mind-altering compounds
02:43You mean drugs? Oh
02:45On the contrary
02:49Everything in my experiment is organic and it's all items that I procured from all around the globe
02:56It's all legal to some extent
02:59Prove it. Do you have it with you? Can you show me? Oh
03:04I
03:05Intend to but not here much too risky. There's only two people in this world. I trust
03:12You and I why me?
03:14Jennifer you treat me like a human being
03:18Not like a child's toy like so many others do
03:21Throwing me about
03:23No respect for my feelings
03:25But you're not like that
03:27You respect me and I respect you
03:30And I trust you
03:32Thanks, Jimmy. Um
03:35You're a weird dude, but you're not as bad as people think I just tend to be more open-minded than most I get along with everybody
03:42Yeah, yeah
03:45Open-minded. This is why I want to show you but not here in private in my home
03:53lab
03:54You want me to come to your home? I need a controlled environment. No distractions
04:01Jennifer if you come to my home lab, I'll show you things. You'll never forget
04:06I'll show you the future
04:12Hello Samantha, you know Jimmy the way you talk to Jen here, it sounds like you're crushing on her hard-core watch
04:18Oh, tell it like it is James, you know, you want to put your dork dog or toy full red peach?
04:24Samantha I haven't the foggiest idea of what you're talking about
04:28My relationship with Jennifer is strictly platonic and intellectual and you want a dorker
04:34Enough Sam, you're gonna give him a panic attack. Well, we wouldn't want to do that now, would we?
04:42Oh
04:48Great he's gonna crave in his jeans now
04:52All right, Jimmy. I got a jet
04:55But Jennifer your paper
04:58Too much time was wasted now. I'm late for another date with the girls. We're just gonna pick this up tomorrow
05:04Well, what if I can't tomorrow? I'm pretty sure you can what do you have to do?
05:08Other than follow for Jen's suckin Apple bottom. Would you cut the shit?
05:13All right, Jimmy. I'll tell you what
05:15How about I meet at your place tomorrow around 6 and we can work on my paper and I can show you my discovery
05:22And you can show me your discovery. Yes, let me guess your nuts finally drop. Come on. See you tomorrow
05:36Yeah, Samantha Monroe
05:38I hope you can track several diseases if you don't already have them and Jennifer
05:45Jennifer
05:48Well, I did cream my jeans
05:59So so what what is up with your teeth love for Jimmy
06:04Right, there is no geek love Sam, you know, he's been helping me with the school credit
06:08There is no geek love and you're really going over there. Yeah
06:13What's the big deal? It's all been over there before
06:15Yeah, but that's the chill with Angelina not to slum it and creepers basement doing science
06:20He's totally gonna ruin our vagina pajammy jam jam, you know, we should just do it at London's house
06:25Well London's roommates are gonna be home and Angelina's mom is gonna be gone for a week
06:30Hence party at Angelina and Jimmy's house
06:34Hmm, maybe she can just pay him to split for the weekend. So we all have to deal with this funky case on us
06:39Believe me Jimmy is not even thinking about girls. His life is sci-fi. I'm the last thing on his mind
06:46Oh
07:00Jennifer I have such sights to show you you'll be so impressed with my scientific magic that you'll never be able to say no to
07:07my awkward advances to
07:09Ask you out on a date. I can see it now
07:13You
07:15Know I made a discovery today James
07:19Tell me of your brilliant discovery. You sexy Mensa honored Phoenix with the apple-bottom
07:26dumplings
07:27Well, I put a bag full of pop rocks in a glass full of coke and crack a doom
07:32I have the formula for curing every disease
07:37Cranberries we must celebrate
07:40Will you do so by going on a date with me?
07:43Yes
07:44Let's do so presently
08:13Oh
08:43Concretion or something the twizzler tissue my dog
08:55Fuck it. Let's go find some other lesser beings to humiliate
09:00You stop touching me
09:04She's touching me look don't touch her anymore. Okay, but she touched me first mother
09:11Jesus Christ Angelina you turd
09:14Don't sneak up on a woman such a fragile midlife state shit my pants and make you clean it up fucking gross ma
09:22Let's go over this again. You are 100% going to be gone this weekend, correct?
09:27There's no chance of you needing to be here for whatever reason God, you really want me gone
09:32Don't you I can see I'm truly loves around here mother
09:36Yes, you spaz I'm a hundred percent going you will be motherless for your little whatever the hell it is you're doing
09:42It's just you girls, right?
09:45Don't tell me Alan and that scumbag Mike are coming over. Are they I hope they're not
09:49Those guys are a couple of first-class fart faces. Yeah, they are and no, they are not coming over
09:56I just really need some quality time with my ladies. We don't get trashed
10:01We don't get trashed just be responsible you're old enough to know better and you're old enough to be out of my house
10:09In fact, why haven't you moved out yet? I'm figuring my shit out
10:14You need to figure your shit out out out there
10:18What about Jimmy? He's 25 years old. Why haven't you kicked his creepy ass out? Yeah, you know, your brother is special
10:25God mom. He's not a fucking retard. He's just socially awkward
10:29You don't need to be coddling him all the time Jimmy is gonna do very profound things one of these days
10:36He's smarter than pretty much everybody in this town
10:39I'm still not sure where he gets it from and you can't take him with you. He creeps the girls out. Oh
10:45Hell no
10:47Like you this is my time to spend with my good friends a much-needed vacation
10:52From my little beautiful daydreamer and my retirement plan boy genius
10:56Besides, you know James. He'll be in the basement the whole time anyway
11:00Well, it's a lab mother not a basement. Yes, of course dear your lab. Oh
11:07Jimmy
11:09What happened?
11:11this
11:11skags friends happened
11:14What the hell did I do those protozoic disease bags of flesh Alan and Mike threw piss balloons at me
11:21I'm covered in piss
11:23I'm literally covered in piss
11:26Oh, come on, Angelina. Oh
11:30Go clean up James. I'll get you a passion flaking milk
11:3425 years old mom, you know, they better not show their faces at your little skank party
11:42Or else what you'll teach in the theory of relativity
11:46Bob do I really have to stay here?
11:49You'll be fine. Just stay in your lab and do what you do best and please don't creep her friends out
11:56You're just too uncool to hang out with the cool kids
12:01What you're making fun of me now? Cool, huh?
12:05John Luke Picard is cool. Han Solo is cool. You and your friends Angela. You're a bunch of
12:12centrifugal troglodytes
12:14What does that even mean?
12:17Well, not all your friends
12:18Jennifer's the only human amongst you vile weeds. In fact, Jennifer is coming over to my lab tomorrow for a science lesson
12:26Yeah, that's right. Oh
12:28What you crushing on Jennifer now?
12:32No chance at all geek boy. I think that's awesome
12:36It's really good to know you have outside interests other than the Star Trek and Star Wars. I'm a human male mother
12:44My Lloyd's thirst just like any other red-blooded man on this planet
12:48I'd like them. I like to look past just a pair of breasts and a plumpy posterior
12:55Beautiful
12:56Does Jennifer have a big shitbox? It's breathtaking
13:00Anyway, she just needs the credit derpity derp. She has zero interest in a thing like you
13:06Just please stay out of my way this weekend Jimmy on that note. I'm out
13:12Mom, I'll see you later. Jimmy. Fuck you. Hey
13:17So nice to know that my offspring love each other so very much
13:21You smell like dick piss Jimmy, would you please go clean up?
13:25passion flaky mother
13:43Yeah, I could see this like I'm curling from the nest
13:51Oh
13:57Come on Jimmy is crushing on you
14:00Hard or that's what I keep telling her. You bitches need to quit. You never know Jen
14:06He could be packing a Lexington steel in his pants. Then his nerd stink would be worth it. Yeah, Jen. Why don't you find out?
14:13Find out what?
14:16We find it out tell me something good
14:18Come on
14:19Talk to me trollops. What's going on?
14:22Angelina's stud of a brother has the hots for Jennifer and she's going over to his house later for some much-needed
14:29science
14:32We think she should get him with his pants down and cock out see how much Jimmy really likes her. Oh my god
14:38Yes, we totally have to make this happen. We pissed
14:43It was
14:45Some shit, what are you talking about? It's pronounced
14:49Humiliated. All right. But anyway, you should have seen the fucker. His face was covered in piss. He looked like his face
14:57hilarious
15:00I'm gonna call Angelina. Yo, tell that loopy dame. I found a whole bunch of the balloons in their house the other day
15:05I'm a people. Hey, I'm gonna put you on speaker
15:08Ellen and Mike you turds. I got bitched at for the little stunt you pulled
15:18Yeah, that was pretty funny
15:20Yo, I just
15:22Yeah, I just got an idea. When you going over there tomorrow
15:26All right. All right. Hit me out. Hit me out
15:27All right
15:28So you go in there, right?
15:29But you go there all caught it up and slutty like right right and then the little dweeb when he comes to door you get
15:34All right, right and you tell him you tell him that you're gonna get naked with him. You're not really that's that's not how this works
15:40You're just gonna tell him that but then he's gonna get naked too
15:42But you got close his eyes, right and then you're not getting naked at this point
15:46He is but but then while he's naked he's all like, oh, baby. I want to put my going stool in your caboose blop
15:52We come out and we have this video camera, right and we film them all
15:56Humiliated and shit and we put that shit on YouTube as the ultimate fail video. Huh?
16:00That is so mean
16:04You know, it will be so funny
16:08Yeah, prove to us you on soft on the tour, you know deep down you'll laugh too girl. This is so 10th grade guys
16:16Come on, don't be a pussy
16:19Yeah, don't be a pussy
16:23Angelina shit go for it, man
16:26It'll be hilarious
16:27Shit go for it, man
16:30It'll be hilarious. I mean, I know he's my little brother and somewhere deep down inside
16:34I kind of love the creep, but he totally deserves it
16:38Think of this as a pre-party warm-up the amount of joy
16:41You'll be bringing to us will give us laughs for hours and hours drunk and sober
16:45Well, I wouldn't want to let you down
16:49Well, I can't believe I'm saying this but let's do it I
16:55I get to slut you up though. Give it a pound
17:00When we get through with you Jimmy's gonna be swimming in his own nerd sauce
17:06Yeah, and we're gonna get to see me come a YouTube fail video
17:12Now about this girl, no, oh
17:18Yeah
17:20No
17:22Angelina I'll call you back. All right. See you girl
17:47What's up
17:50Nothing I'm just excited beyond words at the thought of Jennifer coming over tonight
17:55Listen, hon. She's been here before many times
17:59Yeah, but not for me. She's coming over to see me
18:04Listen, babe. Don't get your hopes up
18:07She's coming over for your help with the science credit, right? You know, that's all it's going to be
18:11I just don't want you setting your expectations so high only to be crushed because she doesn't see you in that way
18:17In what way mother
18:20No
18:22potential dating material
18:24And why wouldn't she want to date me? I'm the smartest guy. I know I'm a genius you said so yourself
18:32You are you're beyond intelligent, but honey, you're just not desirable to someone like Jennifer
18:40You're more suited for somebody just as nerdy as you are nerdy
18:44You're special Jimmy and Jennifer is the type of girl who wants a good-looking dude who's gonna give her the hot beef injection
18:53When I'm trying to say you're trying to say I'm a flippant Quasimodo. Thanks for crushing my self-esteem
19:00Mother, I'm one load. You should have swallowed
19:03Good God woman. I'm your son. I'll see you in a few days
19:08mother
19:10Jimmy
19:14This problem
19:16nothing
19:18Okay this weekend no guys
19:21no drugs
19:23Sex toys sex toys are okay
19:26Save you some fucking gross, ma
19:30Be safe and please look after your brother
19:33I don't want to come home to a house full of blood and a suicide note from Jimmy reading. Goodbye cruel world. My life is meaningless
19:42Morbid goodbye
19:44Trust me mom. Jimmy's gonna be just fine
19:58Hey, Jimmy, I came a little early. I hope you don't mind. I know that's rare for girls to say these days
20:06Jennifer Jennifer
20:09Aren't you gonna invite me in? Yeah, please enter my dominion
20:14Good
20:16Is your mom home for Angelina? Are they here?
20:20I have no idea where my protoplasmic sibling is, but my mother went away on a weekend excursion with a girl
20:27Excellent. So the house is all ours then
20:31Affirmative. Yeah. Yes. Can I get you some a cranberry juice or a glass of sparkling ginger ale?
20:37How about you just take me to your lab James? I want to get started a SAP
20:43Can't wait to hear you drop some science on me
20:47Follow me
20:54Paradise awaits
20:57Well, what do you think
21:04I know I know your mind is blown now before we start your educational session and your lack of knowledge related to your educational
21:12Abilities, I have to show you the syrup that is going to win me the Pulitzer Prize
21:17You know Jimmy I was kind of hoping you would show me something else
21:23Possibly something bigger
21:26Jennifer what could be bigger than the breakthrough of telekinetic abilities?
21:31well
21:42Jennifer are you? Okay? Are you having a seizure?
21:45No
21:46I'm talking about your penis. Yeah
21:51Your cock Jimmy I want you to show me your cock. Huh? Are you defecating on me?
21:59You want to see my reproductive appendage
22:02You know, Jimmy
22:04I've always found you so
22:06attractive
22:08And if I'm not mistaken, you think I'm pretty great, too
22:12Jennifer I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
22:18Well
22:20Well, then James, let's cut to the chase. I want to see your cock and fill your intelligence pummel me into an explosive orgasm
22:28Right here. Yeah
22:30This is the perfect place to be covered in your intellectual come
22:35You show me yours
22:37I'll show you mine
22:41Stephen Hawking's universe is this for real?
22:45Take your clothes off Jimmy close your eyes. I want my naked and wanting body to be a surprise
22:53Jesus Christ
22:55My temperature is rising my penile skin is being stretched to maximum capacity
23:01I'm not a very muscular individual. So please excuse my saggy and pendulating frame
23:07Oh stop
23:08Close your eyes, Jimmy
23:10Take off all your clothes and I'll do the same
23:15No peeking
23:20I hope you find my penis satisfactory. I've always said that my brain is my largest of organs
23:26But as far as penises go, I think it's a pretty average one
23:30well
23:31Carpe Diem
23:37Oh
23:58Wow Jimmy you're hung like a horse
24:02Why don't you twirl it around for me?
24:05Uh, excuse me twirl it around
24:09Wiggle and twist. I want to see you move that boner
24:13Show me what you'll do to my wet pussy. Oh
24:18Yeah
24:19We get it out. No peeking
24:22Getting really turned on and I want my body drenched in sweat before you see it all its glory
24:29glistening and
24:32Does this excite you Jennifer?
24:35Yes, oh yes
24:39twirl that joint stool like a helicopter Jimmy
24:43You know hot for you boys
24:45We're gonna sweat
24:47Get to the chopper
25:04Jennifer why?
25:06What are you gonna learn big brother? You're never gonna grow as hot as Jennifer. Hey sausage dick
25:12How's it feel to be a YouTube star you little white hot cock gonna be the next semi big thing on the internet
25:21Jimmy Fisher helicopter boy
25:42Oh
25:52Shit I didn't mean to hit him that hard. No, I didn't do shit. It wasn't me this time
26:02Come on let's go. Are you serious? He looks like he's knocked the fuck out
26:07Sleep it off. He'll be fine. Let's go not ruin the rest of my night, baby in such a complete narwhal
26:25I knew I shouldn't have done this Angelina. This was fucking terrible. Come on. It was fun
26:33You know your brother had a bigger dong than I thought
26:38Oh
26:40Jennifer don't take it too. Seriously. Jimmy's probably gonna be butthurt for a little bit
26:44But then he's gonna go back to his nerdy shit in no time. Please don't ruin our girls night
26:50Yeah, it's the only time Samantha and I have this weekend alone and we have some major clam lapping
27:00Selfish cunts you're really just thinking about the damn party
27:04God come on. It was just a prank. We will never ask you to do that again good
27:10I'm never gonna do that shit again. Anyway, what can we do to make it up to you? Make it up to me?
27:16What about Jimmy?
27:18All right, how about you don't post that video online?
27:22Come on, that was the whole point
27:25Erase the video or I'm not coming to the party. All right, Jen erase the video Alan. Give me a fucking break
27:33Erase the video or I'll shit in your eyes
27:53You fucking dykes of faggots
27:56Yeah, you're not invited to our party. We're gonna have so much dick there. You gotta be begging for a lifeboat
28:02Yeah, you'd be drowning in dicks at our party. You have to come up for every few minutes just to survive
28:08What does that even mean?
28:10Fuck off turd hats
28:18Come on let's get out of here throw you in the mud seat to change your clothes for
28:22Are you feeling any better Jen? You want me to check on him? Would that calm you down, please?
28:29Just can't show my face to him again
28:32Well, we're gonna split guys
28:34We have to pick up some extra special items for this weekend, and I have a feeling we're all gonna get soaked. So
28:42We gotta go. Don't worry. It's only Jimmy. Bye girls. Later
28:48And like she said
28:50It's only Jimmy what the hell's he gonna do to us?
28:53Hey, don't be such a pussy. You think I'm a pussy I do
29:02Oh
29:19My tissue
29:33Why would you do this to me I thought we were a team I thought we had something special I
29:40Was gonna show you the future. I was gonna show you real
29:56Powers I invented telekinesis is
30:01Glasses
30:03You'll see
30:04You'll see I'm not some nerd you can push around
30:08I'm not some geek you can use and abuse
30:12I'm gonna make you respect me
30:23Yeah, tonight is gonna be one
30:30I
30:50Didn't mean
31:00Oh
31:03That's all water under the bridge, I'm not angry
31:09Disappointed
31:11Mostly in Jennifer
31:17But she still did it you all did it I
31:22Thought she was different. I told you bro. She's just like the rest of us. How anybody would have found that funny
31:29If he makes you feel better Alan won't put it on the internet
31:32Nah, what a relief that makes me feel so much better
31:38Done and done
31:41Now listen, I need to make sure you do not show your face tonight. Got it
31:53Don't worry sister you will see my face at all tonight
31:59I
32:15Got the right idea this movie is a giant turd
32:19It's a Todd Cook classic a filmer friend of mine said this would scare the shit out of us
32:24Yeah
32:26Yeah, well your film nerd friend has horrible taste in movies much more entertained by London's supple breath than this turd fest
32:34Ah
32:35Turn the shit off. Okay. I think it's time to bust out the sex toy
32:41So is the sex toy party now?
32:43There's like a fuck version of one of those tepperware parties, right?
32:47We all get to pick out which rubber dong we get to take home and sexually assault our pussies with it
32:51Good times
33:21You
33:51You
34:22So, what do you want to do now?
34:26Still really hung up on this whole Jimmy thing. I'm totally freaked out
34:30He's gonna come up here and I'm gonna have to confront him. Well, you just calm down. I already talked to him
34:35He's not coming up here. Everything tonight is just gonna go
34:40But but nothing let's just watch another shitty horror flick
34:45Drink some pumpkin ale, you know, and maybe if we're lucky we can hear the orgasmic tones coming from my mom's room
34:52Nothing creepy about that statement at all
34:55No, I
34:57Don't want to sound rude or nothing, but I'm not really into talking about Jimmy right now what I am into however
35:04He's taking my homie upstairs
35:07sucking on those big-ass titties
35:10If you guys are gonna fuck can you at least do it in my mom's bed?
35:13I don't need fish juice all over my sheets. But what about your mom sheets?
35:18Put a towel down
35:22Pictures if you want
35:24Let's just turn into a bang basket. Oh, let him have some fun Jennifer
35:51Oh
36:16Holy motherfuck, how are we gonna get up here? We need to see this
36:20We have a trampoline what?
36:50Oh
37:06The hell was that
37:10What
37:12No, I'll tell you what it sounds like
37:14Sounds like some fine foxy ladies finger banging the tune another one bites the dust. That's a great fucking song
37:22Come on, let's try to garage. Maybe that shit's not locked
37:34Come on
37:36Trying this, you know, what's we get in there gonna kick us the fuck out
37:40Why are we doing this? We're doing this to get that
37:45You don't want a piece of that pussy and you can leave
37:53This is fucking line Samantha's tits
38:03Yeah
38:09And the stench permeating the air makes a shower just a tad bit sweeter
38:14Now it's time to soak my kids like they haven't been soaking ages
38:44I
38:47I
38:56Love you bridges falling down clean yourself up bitch. You look like shit
39:09So I assume you had a good time up there boy of my pussy could talk I'll tell you everything but right now
39:16My pussy is buzzing with numbness, I gotta go soap it by the pool.
39:20London's upstairs taking a shower.
39:22Boy, is she Olympian with those fingers, I tell ya.
39:26Pick up a towel on your way out the back door.
39:28Uh, do you want us to come with you?
39:31You guys stay, I won't be long.
39:33Damn those enchiladas.
39:35Hot damn, I gotta take a brutal shit.
39:37You got some candles?
39:39Because you better break those bastards out.
39:42How much toilet paper are you packing?
39:44Cause it's gonna be murder!
39:46Aw, Jen, don't go Hiroshima on my bathroom.
39:52Oh my god, Jen is totally destroying my bathroom right now.
39:56It's so gross, you guys, it's gross.
39:58Be quiet, Alan, these babes are gonna hear you.
40:11What are you trying to do, blow our cover?
40:15My car.
40:19Alan?
40:21Alan?
40:23Alan?
40:40Dude, what the fuck?
40:42Who the hell are you?
40:44If you ruin my fucking fridge, I'm gonna...
40:47You'll what?
40:48Kill me?
40:50I don't think you'll be killing anyone, Michael P. Worrell Nelson.
40:55How do you know my name?
40:59Jimmy?
41:01Is that you in there?
41:02Now it's your turn to be on camera, heartbreaker.
41:06When I say action, scream for me.
41:10What?
41:12Fuck you, Jimmy, you little shit.
41:17No, I don't think these lenses have seen enough gore and violence.
41:22I think we need to rectify that.
41:25What?
41:27How did you do that?
41:29Only Criss Angel can do that.
41:32Death by VHS!
41:47Now that's what I call faces of death.
42:01Check out this tasty lick.
42:17What the hell was that?
42:25I don't see anything.
42:29Maybe you should just check out the back.
42:41No, nothing.
42:44Do you think they're back at it upstairs?
42:48That's probably what it was.
42:52Well, might as well.
42:57Let's get it up, let's get it up.
43:11Fuck, what the hell?
43:15It's me, mother.
43:19Oh my God, Jimmy, what the fuck are you doing?
43:23What did you do to me?
43:26Fuck up, mother.
43:28I've always been the second favorite.
43:30I never got anything.
43:32Everything was about Angelina.
43:34Angelina!
43:36Well, now I'm going to take these fucking things and jab them in your fucking eyes.
43:42I love you so much.
43:44Come on, put them down, please.
43:46We can work this out.
43:48Stop, stop, please.
43:50Come on, don't.
43:52Jimmy, stop.
43:55Treat me like shit.
43:57Jimmy, stop.
43:59I'm your mom.
44:01I love you.
44:03Let me help you.
44:05Let me see what I can do to help you.
44:07I would do anything for you.
44:09I would never betray you.
44:11What can you do for me?
44:13Maybe your story doesn't end here, mother.
44:18Ugh.
44:20I'm not putting my pussy in that.
44:22Yo, sugar tits!
44:24What the fuck, Alan?
44:26What the hell is your stoink ass doing here?
44:28You know, me and Mike just had to make our presence known at this little fish fest you got going on here.
44:34It's a regular sushi bar from this bitch.
44:36Ugh.
44:38Fucking gross, dude.
44:40No way.
44:42Come on, you little clitnickler.
44:44I've been here before.
44:47I've seen the way you look at me.
44:49I know how you really feel.
44:51I know that you're done with all that licking of the roast beef
44:53and you want to stick your mouth
44:55around a piece of prime loin like mine.
44:57How do you want this?
44:59I'm not sure you realize who you're talking to.
45:01Get the fuck out of my face
45:03or that loin of yours is going to get ripped off
45:05and shoved down your throat.
45:07Prove it.
45:11Can I prove it?
45:13What the fuck?
45:17Oh, and who is this now?
45:19Is that Mike?
45:21Mike? Is that you?
45:23I mean, I knew you had a clown face.
45:25Mike?
45:27No, I killed Mike.
45:29I crushed his skull with a VHS camcorder.
45:31Isn't that hilarious?
45:35Now, back to this whole
45:37loin ripping
45:39in mouth thing.
45:41Hey, Samantha,
45:43check this out.
45:46What's wrong with my dick?
45:50Fuck my sex.
45:52Eat my shrugging dick.
45:54Fuck my sex.
45:56What a big boy.
46:00My perfectly clean,
46:02veiny tool is out of my control.
46:06I saw an eye.
46:08Quick for a prick.
46:10You took mine, so now I'll steal your dick.
46:16Oh my God.
46:22Let's put a twist on things.
46:28Fuck this.
46:32I can't move.
46:34That's right, you can't move
46:36because I'm using my mind to keep you from moving.
46:38You must be asking yourself,
46:40how is this possible?
46:42Jimmy?
46:45Very good, slut.
46:47Slut?
46:49Tell me, Samantha,
46:51does this excite you?
46:53Does this turn you on?
46:57Not all over my precious chest gel.
46:59Jimmy, please don't do this.
47:01Let me go.
47:03I promise I won't tell anyone.
47:05It was just a prank.
47:07I didn't mean anything by it.
47:09Let me go.
47:11I'll keep my mouth shut.
47:14You can dish it, but you can't take it.
47:16Well, you were right
47:18about your mouth being closed.
47:20Prepare to have your hole filled
47:22with dick gore, bitch.
47:28He stayed hard the whole time.
47:30What a trooper.
47:34I was just coming down to see.
47:38Fuck this, man.
47:40I'm out of here.
47:43Angelina.
47:49London is dead.
47:51Sam and Alan are dead, too.
47:53What?
47:55Yes, there's a guy out there in a clown mask.
47:57He killed Samantha and Alan Barclay.
47:59London is upstairs covered in blood in the bathroom.
48:01Angelina, what the hell is going on here?
48:03I don't know.
48:05We got to call the cops or something.
48:07We need to get Jimmy.
48:09Really?
48:12Angie, we got to get out of here.
48:14It's your brother.
48:16What about him? What happened to Jimmy?
48:18Hello, sis.
48:30Nice to have you back.
48:36Jimmy!
48:38What are you doing?
48:41You should know all too well, Jennifer.
48:43See? Dumb little prank, right?
48:45Funny at the time.
48:47That little prank was the last straw.
48:49I've been pooped on and pissed on
48:51and shit on and crapped on
48:53by not only your kind
48:55but my family my whole life.
48:57And that little last betrayal
48:59was just enough to make me snap.
49:01Yeah, we're all pretty shitty to you
49:03because, you know, you basically deserve it.
49:05But Mom?
49:07What did she do to you?
49:09What about Mom?
49:11She looks fine to me.
49:15Mom?
49:17Mom?
49:21Mom?
49:23Mom?
49:25Mom?
49:27Mom, are you okay?
49:29Mom?
49:31Mom, what are you doing?
49:33What the fuck are you doing?
49:35You suck as a daughter.
49:39Mom?
49:47Oh.
49:49Mother's milk.
49:51Jimmy's gonna make me rich
49:53beyond my wildest dreams.
49:55Aren't you great?
49:57Holy shit, this family is fucked!
49:59My intellect will not only make sure
50:01that we are monetarily set for life
50:03but I also will be revered
50:05by the scientific community.
50:07And nothing is going to get in his way.
50:17You're helping him kill!
50:19You are murdering people!
50:21Whatever it takes.
50:23My son has dealt with
50:25so much shit in his life.
50:27A mother must protect her child.
50:29To not do so would make me a failure
50:31as a mother.
50:33But you just killed your own daughter!
50:35She was a soul-sucking
50:37cunt.
50:39She was mean, abusive,
50:41needy, greedy,
50:43had the brain of a pug-jowled hamster
50:45and wasn't gonna amount to much anyway.
50:47What?
50:49This potion is what
50:51makes it all possible.
50:53Possible for me to do this!
50:57I'm sorry, Jimmy.
50:59I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
51:01I didn't want to do that shit to you.
51:03They all made me.
51:05They didn't make you do shit!
51:07You have free will
51:09and you chose to betray me!
51:11I thought you were special.
51:13I thought you were different.
51:15She's not different than the others, baby.
51:17Make her pay!
51:19Should I make you pay?
51:21Should I kill you
51:23like I killed all your friends?
51:25My answer to that is very loud
51:27and heartfelt, no!
51:29Jimmy, I have nothing against you.
51:31I enjoyed hanging out with you.
51:33I was learning things from you
51:35and believe it or not,
51:37I really was interested in your experiment.
51:39Jimmy,
51:41you're controlling me with your mind.
51:43How amazing is that?
51:45Well, yeah, I told you.
51:47Yes, you told me.
51:49And beyond what all my friends
51:51thought or said about you,
51:53I believed in you.
51:55I knew deep down
51:57you were the real deal.
51:59But you...
52:01you betrayed me.
52:03Betrayal is such a strong word.
52:05That word is used for various females
52:07that Chuck Berry pisses on
52:09and then won't kiss after because
52:11he's just pissed on them.
52:13That's betrayal.
52:15Where are you going with this?
52:17But Jimmy, what I did was a thoughtless prank,
52:19giving in to too much peer pressure
52:21when I should have just followed my gut
52:23and left it alone.
52:25Jimmy, deep down in my soul,
52:27I would never betray you.
52:29You mean it, Jennifer?
52:31James, don't listen to her.
52:33She's clearly trying to get...
52:35Quiet, mother!
52:37What...
52:39What happens to us now, Jennifer?
52:41Now,
52:43we kiss.
52:45Oh!
52:47Oh, my penis was done!
52:49Oh, my god!
53:03Oh, shoot, Jimmy!
53:05She just drank the experiment!
53:07No! She drank all the experiment!
53:09What does this mean?
53:15It means
53:17I'm gonna kill you sick fucking fuckers!
53:27Mother!
53:47I'm gonna kill
53:49this bitch
53:51this bitch!
53:53Die!
54:01What in the hell is going on in here?
54:03Who are you?
54:05We need help. There's been some murders.
54:07Who am I?
54:09This is my house.
54:11I'm Jeff Roy Fisher.
54:13You gotta be shitting me.
54:17Who are you?
54:19I'm Jeff Roy Fisher.
54:21You gotta be shitting me.
54:23Who are you?
54:25I'm Jeff Roy Fisher.
54:27You gotta be shitting me.
54:29Who are you?
54:31I'm Jeff Roy Fisher.
54:33You gotta be shitting me.
54:35Who are you?
54:37I'm Jeff Roy Fisher.
54:39You gotta be shitting me.
54:41Who are you?
54:43I'm Jeff Roy Fisher.
54:45Who are you?
54:47I'm Jeff Roy Fisher.
54:49You gotta be shitting me.
55:05Wrote a song?
55:07Want to hear it? Here we go...