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00:00It's like when a person gets fired from a dog's den.
00:04Look at this, sir.
00:05It was a prank.
00:10There was a tandoor guy and he became a doctor.
00:12He ran over a patient and...
00:14What do you call it?
00:16Steps of school.
00:16He was holding the patient and pulling his legs.
00:23There was a tandoor guy and he became a doctor.
00:26A patient came and he was pulling his legs.
00:30It's like when a person gets fired from a dog's den.
00:32It's like when a person gets fired from a dog's den.
00:38So...
00:40Assalam-o-Alaikum.
00:42I thought he was going to say,
00:44Assalam-o-Alaikum, ladies and gentlemen.
00:46Welcome to Atwar Bazaar,
00:48which sometimes runs on Monday,
00:50sometimes on Tuesday, sometimes on Thursday.
00:52Welcome to the Atwar Bazaar show.
00:54I'm very fit.
00:56It's for you.
00:58Today, I'll tell you.
01:00Today...
01:02We were thinking of a topic.
01:04Today, we'll do a show on fish.
01:06We'll do it on this and that.
01:08He became a doctor.
01:10Today, the genuine thing is that
01:12we didn't understand anything.
01:14So, we ran away.
01:16So, instead of doing a fake show,
01:18So, instead of doing a fake show,
01:20we didn't intend to do a fake show.
01:22we didn't intend to do a fake show.
01:25What to say...
01:27What to say about Sajanji.
01:29He always tells me,
01:31what to say about Sajanji.
01:33The thing is that
01:35I'm indirectly praising him
01:37because he's from Ahmed.
01:39When I say, Sajanji is amazing,
01:41I'm indirectly praising him
01:43because I'm getting it from there.
01:45This is from here and that is from there.
01:47There's a blog.
01:49You're watching.
01:51So, we'll do a fake show.
01:53I'll do a show.
01:54Okay.
01:55And I swear, I'll write on it that it's a very good show.
01:58Very good.
01:59Very good show.
02:00I promise.
02:01Okay, no problem.
02:02Come on.
02:03Say something.
02:04I'll bring a monkey.
02:05Yes.
02:06That's right.
02:07Huh?
02:08What?
02:09I'll bring a monkey.
02:10Yes.
02:11Okay, tell him to do a good show.
02:12I'll do a very good show.
02:13Okay, say something good.
02:14Yes.
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04:52He said, send him away, he has so much cream on his face, he can't even smell it.
04:57That's what he said.
04:59I came to see Imli's marriage proposal.
05:01He's going to embarrass me.
05:04I came to see Imli's marriage proposal.
05:06I asked my friend to give me sweets.
05:08He said, no.
05:09I said, just show me something that I want to see.
05:11Show him something that he wants to see.
05:14We'll talk about it next time.
05:16I came to see Imli's marriage proposal.
05:18He said, I want to see Allah.
05:20You still want to see Allah?
05:22Yes.
05:23I came to see Imli's marriage proposal.
05:24He called me and asked me to go to his house.
05:26He said, Imli is supposed to come to your main house.
05:28I saw her there and left.
05:31I'm going to take off my shoes.
05:32What are you going to bring for me?
05:34Imli has grown up.
05:35The old man said, let's give her an aunt.
05:37Let's do something for her.
05:39But when Bachola came, he said no.
05:43He said, Bachola said no.
05:45He said, I didn't like her.
05:46I'll bring someone else.
05:48This is what happens when people get married.
05:51We don't want anything.
05:52We just want a girl.
05:56He gets upset with everyone.
05:58He becomes nice to everyone.
06:00He says, no, no.
06:01If there's a curse, we won't do it.
06:03We just want a girl.
06:04We'll make something for her.
06:05He doesn't know that it's been six years.
06:07He won't let it happen.
06:08It will happen.
06:09Bachola said, yes.
06:11What's so great about him?
06:13He's very knowledgeable.
06:15What's so great about him?
06:17He says, I'm not doing this because she's your daughter.
06:21I'm doing this because she's my daughter.
06:23He says, she's not your daughter.
06:25She's my daughter.
06:26My own daughter.
06:27I'm not crazy.
06:28I have daughters too.
06:29If I do something wrong, I'll kill God.
06:32I'll say, daughter, come here.
06:33Daughter, come here.
06:34Daughter, come here.
06:35Daughter, come here.
06:36Daughter, come here.
06:37After that, Bachola didn't let him go.
06:39He's a drunkard.
06:41I came to see Imli's wedding.
06:43She was sitting there.
06:45She was sitting there.
06:46She looked at me and said, Salam.
06:48I looked at her and said, Salam.
06:52No, no, Salam.
06:53She looked at me and said, Salam.
06:55I said, Salam.
06:56When I came to see Imli's wedding,
07:00I saw Imli and Gaurna.
07:02I said to Bachola, don't do this.
07:07He doesn't know.
07:08When Imli got married,
07:10I was in the middle of it.
07:12I was in the middle of it.
07:15When I came to see Imli's wedding,
07:17she didn't say anything.
07:18She said, I'll kill you.
07:19She didn't say anything.
07:20She didn't say anything.
07:22Imli, you're not saying anything today.
07:23What's the matter?
07:24Ustad, she's so worried about my wedding.
07:28I don't know why,
07:29my uncle's son is ignoring everything.
07:31You're not worried about your uncle's son.
07:33You're worried about your uncle's son.
07:34My uncle's son has become my partner.
07:36Why aren't you saying anything?
07:37Ustad, the wedding won't break.
07:39I was going to tell her,
07:40I went to Sartal.
07:41I saw your letter,
07:42I thought you were teaching me karate.
07:45I thought you were going to tell your uncle
07:47that you're going to teach me karate.
07:49Who are you?
07:54You have a style.
07:55I swear.
07:57You're a Punjabi actor.
07:58Ustad says,
07:59I speak like a Sankh.
08:04Imli, I heard that your sister
08:07has pampered you a lot
08:09and brought you to the world
08:11and got you married.
08:13What world?
08:14The whole village,
08:15the house, the society.
08:17My love story is my marriage.
08:19Yours?
08:20Yes.
08:21Ustad, I'll tell you the truth.
08:22Yes.
08:24My wife is sitting here
08:25and talking to me.
08:26She's telling me,
08:27No, Imli.
08:30She's so emotional.
08:32No, Imli.
08:33She's sitting here
08:34and talking to me.
08:35Ustad, I'll tell you the truth.
08:36No, Imli.
08:37She knew that my name is Imli.
08:39Okay.
08:40Were you related?
08:41Yes, she was my aunt's daughter.
08:42Really?
08:43Yes.
08:44Did Imli know?
08:45They started flirting
08:47when they came to our house
08:48to meet.
08:51She looked at me
08:53and said,
08:54I'm in love with you.
08:55I have to meet you.
08:57What do you mean?
08:59I have to meet you.
09:00I have to meet you.
09:01I have to meet you.
09:02I have to meet you.
09:06Stop this nonsense.
09:07Someone please explain this to me.
09:09Brother,
09:10I have to marry you.
09:12This is one thing.
09:14I have to get a girl married.
09:16I don't know about your family.
09:18Listen,
09:19I have to get a girl married.
09:20I have to get a girl married.
09:21I have to get a girl married.
09:22I have to get a girl married.
09:23This is the last thing.
09:24I can't live without you.
09:25I can't live without you.
09:26You are my only relation.
09:27I have to meet you.
09:29This is the last thing.
09:30Listen to the reason.
09:31Yes.
09:32Actually,
09:33we had a fight for the first time.
09:34I had come here.
09:35For the first time,
09:36we had a fight for the first time.
09:37The driver came.
09:38You are a bad person.
09:39Have some patience.
09:40The driver came and we fought.
09:42No,
09:43we had a fight.
09:44When the driver comes,
09:45you can find my book.
09:46No,
09:47I have to go to the toilet.
09:48You are a bad person.
09:49You have a fight for the first time.
09:50Don't worry.
09:51You can find my book.
09:52I will find your book.
09:53I will find your book.
09:54I will take you to the toilet.
09:55You will find someone.
09:56I will take you to the toilet.
09:57Ok.
09:58You know what?
09:59I have a wife.
10:01She was my aunt's daughter.
10:02But,
10:03We fought because we didn't want to see each other again.
10:05Now they have kids and we have to take care of our parents' kids.
10:09Tell us the story, tell us the thumbnail.
10:12Oh my God!
10:13Mom and Dad.
10:15Sir, when I came out of the door, I saw them fighting.
10:22They were fighting with each other.
10:25No, it wasn't like that.
10:27What's wrong with you guys?
10:29They were fighting.
10:31Sir, no matter how much you fight, you can't stop the story.
10:35So you went inside and they were fighting.
10:38And you fell in love with each other.
10:40Yes, I fell in love with each other.
10:42If love is true, it happens in one glance.
10:46It happens in one glance.
10:48Sir, when he came out of the door, he said something to me.
10:52He said, listen to me.
10:54He even said that.
10:56I don't understand.
10:58How can a stranger say that he wants to meet you for the first time?
11:03He is a stranger.
11:05He is not a stranger.
11:07He is a Muslim.
11:09He is not a stranger.
11:11He said, have you seen each other?
11:14Yes, I have seen you for a few seconds.
11:17Then he said that he wants to meet you.
11:20He didn't say that.
11:22He just said, listen to me.
11:24I went inside.
11:27I was sitting in the kitchen.
11:29I was drinking water.
11:31I was kneading the dough.
11:33He said, you are younger than my elder brother.
11:36You are younger than my aunt's elder son.
11:39I smiled and said, yes.
11:41Okay.
11:43He...
11:45I started spitting.
11:47Okay, then.
11:49He said, you are younger than my elder brother.
11:52I said, yes.
11:54He said, Naeem Abbas is your name.
11:56I smiled a little.
11:58I said, who are you?
12:00He said, your mother.
12:02She lives in 105 Bangiya.
12:04Don't you know who your aunt's daughter is?
12:07I never met her.
12:09Please forgive me.
12:11Who are you?
12:13Who are you?
12:15Listen to me.
12:17I have seen you for the first time.
12:19I don't understand.
12:21Have you met for the first time?
12:23We have met for the first time.
12:25Where is my aunt's house?
12:27We have met for the first time.
12:29You are lying.
12:31He lied to you.
12:33He lied to you.
12:35He lied to you.
12:37What did he say?
12:39He said, who are you?
12:41He said, your aunt lives there.
12:43Your mother's sister lives there.
12:45I am her daughter.
12:47I said, okay.
12:49You had a lot of work.
12:51You didn't even know who she was.
12:53Why did you call the police?
12:55I was talking to her.
12:57I ran away.
12:59He was the one who had sold the house.
13:01You are lying.
13:03That's what I told you.
13:05I went home.
13:07You didn't even tell me at all.
13:09You didn't tell me at all.
13:11I lied to you.
13:13I didn't see his face.
13:15Don't talk to me like that.
13:17I am telling you that I didn't see him.
13:19He went to your house first.
13:21I don't want to get married, I just want to do house work.
13:27You have come to our house, so you have seen the new lorry?
13:30Yes.
13:31This is not a regular one.
13:32Yes.
13:33Sir, we had a fight earlier also.
13:35Sir, you are very funny.
13:37You just tell me, what is the name of her daughter?
13:40Lare Pai, I don't know.
13:42Lare Pai.
13:45You don't want to listen to the whole story, Mr. Chandrapal?
13:48Mr. Chandrapal.
13:49If you can tell me, what is the name of your daughter?
13:51You know, this is my daughter's story.
13:54I am asking you all questions, I am doing it.
13:57It will be difficult for you to keep quiet.
14:00Okay, listen to me.
14:01First, clear the concept for me.
14:03First, she came to your house, or you went there?
14:05Sir, she came to our house for the first time.
14:07I met her for the first time.
14:09She started weaving for the first time?
14:11She came to our house, because she is a villager.
14:14She doesn't know how to do fashion.
14:17She started doing this.
14:19She started doing this.
14:20She came to your house, or you went there?
14:24She came to Manjeet's house.
14:26Manjeet's house?
14:27Yes, our house.
14:28My father was sitting at Manjeet's house.
14:31He came to give him water.
14:33I was sitting in my room.
14:37He saw me.
14:38He told me that he saw me and smiled.
14:42Then he said, this is your house.
14:45Then he said, listen to me.
14:46Then he told you that you are Naeem Abbas.
14:50Yes.
14:51Then I asked him, who are you?
14:54He said, I am your aunt's daughter.
14:56That's how you were talking?
14:58Yes.
14:59Then?
15:00I said, are you okay?
15:01She said, my mother told me to get medicine from a doctor.
15:05You can come after the decision.
15:07Then she said, if you wear our village's dress, you can come.
15:13Where were you sleeping?
15:15Here, at Manjeet's house.
15:17Who is going to sleep here?
15:19Who is going to sleep here?
15:21I am not done yet.
15:23I was sleeping.
15:24After a few days, I decided that I should go.
15:30At that time, I used to play cricket very well.
15:34I got a trouser shirt.
15:37I went out for the first time in the morning.
15:39I was sitting on the road.
15:41I told you my address.
15:42You tell me, I went there.
15:44What do I have to do with the road?
15:46What do you have to do with the road?
15:47Have patience.
15:49I went to her house.
15:52You went to her house for the first time?
15:54She told me the address.
15:56She said, Manar Ali Mosque.
15:58Tell me the address.
16:00I am not going to tell you.
16:03I went there.
16:07He said, go to Manar Ali Mosque and ask her.
16:11He is Emily's fiance.
16:13He is her younger brother.
16:22I went to her house.
16:24I met my aunt.
16:26I told her that I had come to play cricket.
16:29I played and went far.
16:31Your house was in my mind.
16:33I met my aunt.
16:35I came to see your house.
16:37I went to her house.
16:39She was cooking vermicelli.
16:41She was cooking vermicelli.
16:43I was sitting at the door.
16:45I looked at her twice.
16:47She was sitting with me.
16:49She was sitting with you.
16:51She was cooking vermicelli.
16:53I asked her if she had her phone number.
16:56How old was she?
16:58I am telling you.
17:00She was one year old.
17:02She is one year old.
17:04She is 36 years old.
17:06So, she was 12 years old.
17:08She said,
17:10Her mobile is at her son's house.
17:12She has a phone.
17:14I took her number and went there.
17:16I took her number and went there.
17:18I called her.
17:20She said,
17:22Will you keep quiet?
17:28When you told her,
17:30She said,
17:32I will call her home.
17:34I told her,
17:36I will call her at Kursahid Shehadi's house.
17:38That was my father's name.
17:40I called from there.
17:42Kursahid or Khursheed?
17:44I called from there.
17:46She told me.
17:48I came to listen to the call.
17:50We started fighting.
17:52I told her my wife is from there.
17:54I told her my wife is from there.
17:56I told her my wife is from there.
17:58She said I told her.
18:00We started fighting.
18:02It broke.
18:03It broke?
18:04The system was shut down.
18:05Oh.
18:06And from that day on, I grew a beard, I was in a bad state, I had problems.
18:10You know, love is love.
18:12Love is true.
18:13No, love was true.
18:14And you truly love each other.
18:16That's true.
18:17Sir, a few days have passed.
18:18Three or four years have passed.
18:19And in that time, you have a lot of people in your life.
18:22Okay.
18:23Who have been blessed.
18:24Who have been reconciled.
18:25Reconciled.
18:26Reconciled.
18:27Before that, I was going to tell someone else about my marriage.
18:30I told my wife.
18:31I said Mirza, I mean, I said.
18:32Make the payment.
18:33Okay.
18:34Then she came to our house.
18:35My elder brother's daughter.
18:36It was her birthday.
18:37Everyone came from somewhere.
18:38And I was with her.
18:39It was her 30th birthday.
18:40She was sitting on my chest.
18:41So, sir, when we sat in front of each other, I held her hand and…
18:42She was about to die.
18:43I was like this.
18:44She was not able to drink.
18:45Wait, buddy.
18:46Why did you get involved in all this?
18:47Sir, I am a monkey.
18:48What can I do?
18:49You have to pay attention to whatever you are told.
18:50I am not a monkey.
18:51I am a monkey.
18:52What are you doing?
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27:13Be happy.
27:14Be happy.
27:15Be happy.
27:16I am a monkey.
27:17I am a monkey.
27:18I am a monkey.
27:19I am a monkey.
27:20Thank you for coming on the show.
27:33I got my hair done at Chamchadek.
27:37I got my hair done at Dhamchadek.
27:42Long live Rajya!
27:45Wow! You've got a lot of lines on your hair.
27:50I've installed a song from my play store.
27:54So, this is his real brother?
27:56Yes.
27:57He's his real brother?
27:58Yes.
27:59He's doing all the hard work and you're feeling shy?
28:01He's doing all the hard work and you're feeling shy?
28:03He said something like, stop it.
28:06You have so much confidence.
28:09You shouldn't have said that.
28:10He's trying to fool me.
28:15No, you shouldn't have said that.
28:16Look at Imli.
28:17The curse has been fulfilled.
28:19Wow!
28:21Imli has become emotional.
28:22Imli isn't talking today.
28:24Look, if a person changes his phone's bell,
28:26and if he gets a call,
28:27he should call the person next to him and say,
28:28your phone is ringing.
28:30He'll forget that he's changed.
28:33He was a cook and now he's a doctor.
28:36A patient came to him and said,
28:37did the patient check you?
28:41No, no, no.
28:42He was a cook and now he's a doctor.
28:45He ran down to the patient,
28:47and what do you call that?
28:48Steps of school.
28:49He grabbed him and brought him here.
28:56He brought him here.
28:58You guys do this,
28:59I'll go straight to the point.
29:01He was a cook and now he's a doctor.
29:04He ran down to the patient,
29:05and what do you call that?
29:08He was a cook and now he's a doctor.
29:10He checked his stomach.
29:12Dr. Aftab Iqbal,
29:13Aftab Iqbal,
29:15Aftab Islam,
29:16he checks his stomach,
29:17and he's doing the same thing.
29:21The patient came to him,
29:22and he disfringed both of his tools.
29:25He was a cook and now he's a doctor.
29:26He ran down to the patient,
29:27and what do you call that?
29:28Steps of school.
29:31He grabbed him and brought him here.
29:33He ran down to the patient,
29:35He ran down to the patient,
29:36the patient came and said,
29:37did the patient have any problems?
29:40No,
29:41no,
29:42no,
29:43no.
29:44He ran down to the patient,
29:45started doing the same thing.
29:48Expedited couldn't check his stomach.
29:51He ran down to the other patient,
29:52started running and fixed his leg.
29:54G.O.A. G.O.A.
29:55Well done.
29:56We used to work as a bricklayer.
29:58We'd make tandoor.
29:59Yes. We'd make tandoor.
30:01After making the tandoor,
30:02we'd get a leg sprained
30:02and we'd have to go to the doctor.
30:04LOL
30:05He's back to the story.
30:07We were making the tandoor
30:09and the doctor appeared.
30:10He looked at the medicine
30:11and asked, why do you want medicine?
30:12LOL
30:16We were making the tandoor
30:17and the doctor appeared.
30:18He looked at the medicine
30:19and asked, why do you want medicine?
30:20LOL
30:22My wife is calling me, I don't know what to do
30:24He also became a doctor in Tandoor
30:27And...
30:28...to suck the blood out of the babies
30:33I was about to do the same thing with Pune
30:36I was giving him medicine in Pune
30:39No, no, he became a doctor in Tandoor
30:41And he wears a long dress
30:43First he wears a drape
30:46And then he puts it on
30:48He became a doctor in Tandoor
30:49And he opens the window at 4 in the morning
30:53That's the time
30:56He also became a doctor in Tandoor
30:57His handwriting was so bad
30:59People used to say that he wrote his name on a vice
31:04He wrote his name on a vice
31:06To make a vice government
31:07He also became a doctor in Tandoor
31:10And...
31:10...he keeps all his sales in the dole
31:15He keeps all his sales in the dole
31:19He keeps all his sales in the dole
31:22He keeps all his sales in the dole
31:23He keeps all his sales in the dole
31:25He writes his name on a vice
31:27He writes his name on a vice
31:28And then he tells him to take it from Tandoor
31:31He also became a doctor in Tandoor
31:33And he checks the patient's underwear and underwear
31:37He used to work in Saigala
31:39And the patient came to him and said...
31:40...that my wife is pregnant
31:41And he took him to the bed
31:43And then he hit him in the head
31:49I believe it was a Vakar's handbrake
31:52Vakar's handbrake
31:54Vakar's handbrake
31:55Vakar's handbrake
31:56I brought Vakar
31:57And I don't let him drive the car
31:59I put him on the pole
32:00And I put him on the pole
32:01And I put him on the pole
32:02And I put him on the pole
32:03On Vakar?
32:04Yes
32:05On Vakar, he also got a city view
32:07Wow
32:08I brought Vakar
32:09And I made him run around the Badshahla
32:14On Vakar
32:15On Vakar
32:17On Vakar
32:34I brought a really expensive Vakar
32:37On Vakar
32:38And I worded stuff behind it
32:40I was a worker and now I am a doctor and I am giving medicines to the patients
32:55I was going to check a man's throat and he said go and check there
33:04I was a worker and now I am a doctor and I am giving medicines to the patients
33:12I was a worker and now I am a doctor and I am giving medicines to the patients
33:19I ate 7-8 pieces of Bakar
33:22It was not much Bakar
33:24It was not much Bakar
33:27A man was on a race and he started the race and he stopped
33:34Everyone said he is tired of mending
33:38He got used to it
33:41He was on a race for mending
33:44He was on a race for mending
33:46He was on a race for mending
33:48He was on a race for mending
33:49You have been running for 25 years, and you are still doing the same thing.
33:54That's it.
33:56That's it, man.
33:57Do it.
33:58Talk about it.
33:59Do it.
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