The Great Indian Kapil Show - First Time Ever ＂Aamir Khan＂ ｜ Bacha Hua Content ｜ Kapil Sharma
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00:19You guys have taken time out of your precious time
00:22Otherwise who goes to watch a show for free in today's date?
00:25🎵
00:28Welcome to Caps Cafe
00:29I am so happy today, Kapil
00:31Seriously, thank you
00:32First of all, my voice is gone
00:33Huh?
00:34Do you notice that my voice is sitting?
00:35Do you guys feel it?
00:37Yes, because two weeks ago Kapil came to meet me
00:40Yes
00:41I was in Chennai
00:42Yes
00:43And he didn't let me sleep the whole night
00:45Oh!
00:46We didn't let you sleep?
00:47No, no
00:48We didn't do anything wrong
00:51But we stayed awake the whole night
00:53After that my throat got bad
00:54Oh!
00:55It's been two weeks and I haven't recovered
00:56You haven't recovered
00:57Amir bhai gave me a lot of love
00:58Whenever we meet
00:59When we were bringing this show on Netflix
01:00We got done in just 2-3 meetings
01:03When we had to call Amir bhai for the show
01:04We had to call him 10-12 times
01:05Because everything
01:06I mean
01:07Brother
01:14Amir bhai works in such a detailed way
01:16So Hiralal ji had a question
01:17He was asking
01:18When you go to a restaurant
01:19Do you read the menu and order at the same time
01:21Or do you tell him
01:22I have read the menu
01:23I will come next Saturday
01:24Hiralal ji
01:25What kind of question is this?
01:27Who is this Hiralal?
01:29Where is he sitting?
01:30Keep quiet
01:31You are doing an episode for me
01:34You always think a lot
01:35Before doing a film
01:37Has it ever happened
01:38That you have done a film
01:39And then you have to think
01:41There was a film
01:42Okay
01:43Hameraai Pyar Ke
01:44Oh!
01:45Okay
01:46I didn't get the character till the end
01:47I kept looking for the character
01:48I kept getting confused
01:49I kept telling Bhatt sahab
01:50That
01:51First schedule
01:52I mean
01:53I thought
01:54I couldn't get the character
01:55I couldn't get the character
01:56Filming was complete
01:57But I couldn't get the character
01:58Oh gosh
02:00So Bhatt sahab said
02:01This is the character
02:02In this film
02:03You are always confused
02:04So you couldn't get the character
02:05This is the right performance
02:06Oh!
02:07Wow
02:12You have to struggle a lot
02:14To get the character
02:15Sometimes you get it
02:16Sometimes you don't
02:19So Amir bhai
02:20Came to our show for the first time
02:21And I know
02:22There are a lot of questions
02:23In your mind
02:24So we won't take this chance
02:25You have questions in your mind
02:26You want to ask Amir bhai
02:27You can raise your hand
02:29Yes bhai sahab
02:30What do you want to ask
02:31And what is your problem
02:34Hello Kapil ji
02:35Hello sir
02:36Hello Amir ji
02:37Hello
02:38My name is Dr. Anil Garg
02:39Yes
02:40I have come from the police station
02:41You have come from the police station
02:42Yes
02:43In which case did you go
02:44District police station
02:46I want to ask Amir ji a question
02:48You are 58 years old
02:50So maybe
02:52I am close to your age
02:53Yes
02:54I have become a father-in-law
02:56But you still look like a son-in-law
03:00What is your secret
03:02Of health and fitness
03:04Sir please share something
03:05No nothing
03:06What should I share
03:07My father's genes
03:08Must have been good
03:09I mean
03:10I have no credit in this
03:11I mean
03:12Listen to me
03:13I don't work out
03:15Nor have I ever
03:16Applied cream on my face
03:17When I became an actor
03:19For the first time
03:20Then I came to know
03:21I used to use soap
03:27I mean
03:28I haven't done anything
03:29To make myself better
03:31When a film comes
03:32I do it for the film
03:33I am very lazy
03:34I don't do anything
03:36Don't do anything
03:37I swear on my mother
03:38Don't do anything
03:40Enjoy life
03:41Whatever you are doing
03:42Stop doing it
03:43Despite doing so much
03:44Your wife keeps taunting
03:46Become like Amir ji
03:47You look old
03:48Learn something from Amir ji
03:49Anil ji
03:50You look very beautiful
03:52Instead of a handsome man
03:53Tell my wife
03:54Where is your wife
03:55Sir she is sitting there
03:59Is she your wife
04:00Yes
04:01Then why were you sitting here
04:05Sir if I get a chance
04:06I shouldn't leave her
04:11Why do you say that
04:12Your husband is so handsome
04:13So handsome
04:14Look at his smile
04:16Very good
04:17Thank you doctor
04:18Thank you for coming to the show
04:19Thank you
04:20Any other friends
04:22Yes ma'am
04:23Hello Kapil sir
04:24Hello Archana ma'am
04:25Hello
04:26So my question
04:27To Amir sir
04:28I am a management student
04:30And I am preparing for CAT
04:32But for 3-4 years
04:33I am not feeling like
04:35You know
04:36In the mock test
04:37I am not getting the marks
04:38Which actually
04:39I should get
04:40So
04:41Looking at that
04:42I get very demotivated
04:43I mean
04:44Parents are obviously
04:45Supporting
04:46But
04:47Relatives around
04:48They are like
04:49No this won't work
04:50When you get old
04:51You can get married
04:52In this type
04:53They used to give
04:54To parents
04:55So I want to ask you
04:57Being a star
04:58Do you like
04:59Have this situation
05:00So do you prefer
05:01Taking a break
05:02Like what kind of
05:03Stuff you do
05:04In that situation
05:05Because it happens
05:06That for 3-4 years
05:07You work hard on one movie
05:08And that doesn't work
05:09Yes
05:10Recently
05:11My film came
05:12Lal Singh Chadda
05:13Which didn't work
05:14Like you
05:15I am very sad
05:16I am also very sad
05:17I am very sad
05:18Because we
05:19Put so much
05:20Emotion in the film
05:21And every one
05:22Of us
05:23Tried our best
05:24In that film
05:25We tried our best
05:26But
05:27Maybe we didn't make
05:28A good film
05:29There was something
05:30That the public
05:31Didn't like
05:32So this is
05:33An opportunity
05:34To learn
05:35Your mistakes
05:36Teach you
05:37The most
05:38Since I
05:39Started acting
05:40In my career
05:41The most
05:42I have learnt
05:43From my mistakes
05:45Hmm
05:46So when you
05:47Make a mistake
05:48And you don't succeed
05:49At that time
05:50You get depressed
05:51You get disappointed
05:52But from that
05:53You should remember
05:54One thing
05:55That why
05:56I wasn't successful
05:57What was missing
05:58You should try
05:59To understand that
06:00I do that
06:01What did I
06:02Do wrong in Lal Singh
06:03Like I tell you
06:04I think
06:05In Lal Singh
06:06I made my performance
06:07A little high pitched
06:08So it didn't hold
06:09The whole film spread
06:10I think
06:11I mean
06:12The entire burden
06:13Was on me
06:14As a performer
06:16So now
06:17In the next film
06:18I will try
06:19To rectify this
06:20The mistake
06:21I made
06:22I will learn from it
06:23So this
06:24Means
06:25Your mistakes
06:31Your mistakes
06:32Teach you
06:33Your mistakes
06:34Are your biggest teachers
06:35Biggest teachers
06:36Biggest teachers
06:37That sounds
06:38Like a perfectionist
06:41How sweet
06:44Thank you
06:45You didn't tell your name
06:46My name is Sana
06:47Sana
06:48Nice talking to you
06:49Sana thank you so much
06:50For coming
06:51Any other friends
06:53Yes brother
06:55Hello sir
06:56Kapil sir
06:57Hello
06:58Hello
06:59You look a little dull
07:00We look like you
07:03Sir my name is Vikas
07:04Vikas
07:05I come from Kerala
07:06Okay
07:07Sir
07:08Like you are perfect
07:09In everything
07:10So
07:11I also want to be
07:12Perfect like you
07:13So
07:14Sir
07:15I had
07:16A question for me
07:17Like
07:18You make
07:19Peg
07:21What do I make?
07:22Peg
07:23Peg
07:24Peg
07:25Peg
07:26Peg
07:27Yes
07:28Alcohol
07:29Alcohol
07:30Sir
07:31Sometimes I make
07:32Sometimes it's more water
07:33Sometimes
07:34It's more drink
07:35Sometimes
07:36The light goes off
07:37Sometimes the balance
07:38Gets out
07:39So
07:40Tell me how
07:41What an intellectual question
07:43Sir
07:44Sir
07:45This is developed
07:46The development of the country
07:47Where do you get
07:48This question?
07:49Water in the peg
07:50I'll tell you
07:51I'll tell you
07:52You want to become
07:53A perfectionist
07:54Yes sir
07:55You quit drinking
07:56You stop making
07:57Peg
07:58You'll have a problem
07:59Neither will the water
08:00Fall nor will the alcohol
08:01Fall
08:02Neither will you
08:03See the darkness
08:04But let me
08:05Tell you something
08:06About perfectionist
08:07Yes
08:08People
08:09Say to me
08:10Perfectionist
08:11Perfectionist
08:12I don't have a problem with it. Everyone calls me a perfectionist, but the truth is that I am not a perfectionist.
08:17Because being a perfectionist is very boring.
08:19You do everything right, but I don't believe in it.
08:21I believe in magic.
08:24When we do any work, I do creative work, others do other work.
08:29Whatever you do, there should be magic in it.
08:32When you do a shot, it should be perfect, everyone has said the line correctly, the focus is right, everything is right.
08:39I don't enjoy it, until there is no magic in the take or the shot, I am not happy.
08:47So, the thing I run after is not perfection, it is magic.
08:53I run after magic.
08:57Sir, I am a big fan of yours.
08:59Thank you so much.
09:00May your next film be a hit.
09:02Thank you, brother.
09:04Any other friend of ours?
09:07Yes, brother.
09:08Hello, Arjun.
09:09Hello, Amit sir.
09:10Hello, Kapil.
09:11Big fan of all of you.
09:12Thank you, sir.
09:13Sir, I have a question for you.
09:15We have seen Shah Rukh Khan and Salman Khan together in a movie.
09:18Do some magic so that all three of you come together in a movie.
09:21Yes, man.
09:22And watch the whole world together.
09:26Let me tell you something.
09:27Yes, brother.
09:28What is your name?
09:30Akash.
09:31Akash. Your thinking and my thinking are very similar.
09:33Sir, even the name matches.
09:34Yes.
09:35My heart wants it.
09:36Akash.
09:37Recently, I met Salman and Shah Rukh.
09:40All three of us were together.
09:42And I said, man,
09:44we have been in the same industry for so many years.
09:47It will be very wrong for the audience
09:50if we don't make a film together during our career.
09:54At least one is made.
09:55At least one is made.
09:56Yes.
09:59So, I talked to Salman and Shah Rukh.
10:02I said, yes, let's do it.
10:03Let's look for a song.
10:05In fact, Salman came to my house two days ago.
10:07Okay.
10:08He gave me these jeans.
10:09Okay.
10:11How do I look?
10:12Very nice.
10:13Very nice.
10:14These are his Being Human jeans.
10:15Okay.
10:16Whenever he gets a new collection,
10:17he comes to my house and takes the whole box.
10:19Oh, how sweet.
10:20And t-shirts.
10:21I mean, I look very good these days.
10:23So, I told him this two days ago.
10:25So, let's try that all three of us come together in a movie.
10:28We are trying.
10:29Let's hope that we get a good story.
10:31Some good directors offer us a story.
10:34If we need a producer, I will come to finance.
10:41Akash ji, thank you very much for coming to our show.
10:43You asked a very expensive question.
10:46All three stars together.
10:47Thank you very much, Akash ji.
10:49Thank you very much for coming to our show.