[ Multi Sub ] Moonshine and Valentine Ep 5 | Song Qian and Huang Jingyu love for thousand years | Full HD

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Aka: #结爱千岁大人的初恋

Starring: #victoriasong #johnnyhuang #xukaicheng

Synopsis:
An intern reporter, Guan Pi Pi, received a special task that was related to her job. She need to interviewed Helan Jing Ting, an antiquities expert. This mysterious "jade study master" has never been shown before.In order to overcome him, Pippi tried hard. She was shocked by his fantastic habits. He eats flowers, loves moonlight baths, is blind during the day, has excellent night vision, and has only three heartbeats per minute. He also claims to be an alien, silicon-based organism different from Earth's carbon-based life. Pipi thought she had been teased and quite the task.Pipi feels abandoned by the whole world after her boyfriend and best friend betrays her. Only Helan has been around her, giving her warmth. Pipi begins to learn about the outer world of Helan. After many twists and turns, the two men finally broke through the shackles of fate and came together. However, the internal battles of Helan's planet soon reached two people. In order to protect each other, the two people are eager to give everything to themselves.

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Transcript
00:00Once upon a time,
00:01there was a planet in the distant outer space.
00:04where the environment was almost the same as the Earth.
00:07So there must be aliens living on it!
00:11After a long period of reproduction and evolution,
00:14these aliens established their own civilization system.
00:17One day,
00:18their scientists predicted
00:19that their galaxy was going to collapse.
00:22To take refuge,
00:23they immigrated by spaceship to other planets in the universe.
00:27And one group of them came to the Earth.
00:31They called themselves the Fox Clan.
00:35Ancient people on earth
00:37were scared to death at the first sight of the Fox Clan.
00:39According to an ancient book "Shi Yi Ji",
00:41a huge ship-shaped flying object floated over the West Sea.
00:45the people on it wore hats,
00:47with white feathers all over their bodies,
00:49flew high up in the sky with no wings.
00:52This is the first impression of humans on the Fox Clan.
00:55To adapt to the environment on the Earth,
00:57the Fox Clan kept evolving,
01:00eventually, they looked no different from humans,
01:02and gradually integrated into humans' world.
01:04The dispute between humans and the Fox Clan never stopped.
01:09In Tang Dynasty, there was a press corrector called Dai Fu.
01:11He was particularly interested in
01:13the love stories between humans and foxes.
01:14He believed that love transcends everything.
01:18After Dai Fu's death,
01:19his son compiled the stories he wrote into a book,
01:22named it "Guang Yi Ji" and published it.
01:26Readers have loved the book since its appearance.
01:30After Storytellers' embroidering of the truth,
01:32the book spread far and wide.
01:34What humans felt about the Fox Clan
01:36gradually went from curiosity to fear.
01:40The Fox Clan found humans more and more unfriendly.
01:42So they had to hide their identity in the human world.
01:46=Moonshine and Valentine
02:15Xi.
02:29Young master.
02:38Husband.
02:49This's a tradition from our clan.
02:52By wearing the Pearl of Charm,
02:54you're telling everyone that we'll be together forever.
03:06Lord Qingmu,
03:07Why let Xi give the Pearl of Charm to the human girl so soon?
03:11Obviously, she'll...
03:13For Xi's sake,
03:14this girl must stay healthy and live to see her 25th birthday,
03:20when the next pure year, pure month and pure day comes again.
03:24A human being who lives with our clan
03:27for such a long period of time
03:28and having sown the fragrance soon
03:30might avoid the unforeseen harm our ignorant people
03:34might do to her.
03:35But Lord Qingmu...
04:04Long time no see,
04:05Right High Priest.
04:07Long time no see,
04:08Left High Priest.
04:12Right High Priest,
04:14Lord Qingmu wants to see you.
04:17Left High Priest,
04:19please, go and tell him I don't have the time.
04:24Xi,
04:25this time your father...
04:26Qingmu and I have had no contact for centuries.
04:29There's no need to see each other.
04:33This long period confrontation between you and your father
04:35creates a serious disadvantage for the Fox Clan.
04:40Head back first.
04:41I have something to do.
04:44All right.
04:45After all,
04:46I've relayed the message to you.
04:47I'm leaving.
04:49Zhao Song,
04:53did you give away your Pearl of Charm?
04:56My Pearl of Charm is still hanging around my neck.
05:00What do you want to know?
05:02I'm just caring about you.
05:06I wish you happiness.
05:32The weather is really nice today.
05:35Looking for the mirror?
05:37Even if you find it, it won't matter.
05:39He won't appreciate it.
05:41I advise you give up.
05:44Would you do me a favor and stop the sarcasm?
05:48Whatever.
05:50As long as you're happy.
05:51But I advise you not to misuse your spells.
05:53Do you know why?
05:55You should know why.
05:56I'll worry and feel bad about it.
06:03Goodbye.
06:33=Introduction To The Fox Clan
06:46What is the smell here?
06:47It's so fragrant.
06:50What smell?
06:54Let's go to the meeting.
06:56Right. I'm coming.
07:18Okay.
07:19Everyone take a ten minute break.
07:22Meet up here after ten minutes for rehearsal.
07:24- Okay? - Okay.
07:25Hey, Nuo! Nuo!
07:37Sir,
07:38I'm sorry,
07:39this area is closed to everyone but the staff.
07:42Please come back another day.
07:46Okay, I understand.
08:21Are you avoiding me?
08:24Let's talk about it.
08:25If you have something to say,
08:26say it when we have dinner with Pipi few days later.
08:28It's not that.
08:29We're also friends and classmates.
08:32So, of course, we spend more time together than others.
08:35And we didn't say anything or do anything out of line to hurt Pipi.
08:40Then why are you avoiding seeing me?
08:43Yep.
08:45We haven't done anything or said anything out of line for now.
08:52But I'm afraid that one day in the future,
08:55I'll say something by accident.
09:04=Physical Feature Of The Fox Clan
09:10Listen up, everyone.
09:12Our magazines sales are not ideal this quarter.
09:14I hope that everyone works harder in next quarter.
09:18Pipi,
09:19how is the investigation on Helan going?
09:22I found that in the past,
09:24"Helan" was a surname
09:25belonging to a group of minorities in the north.
09:28The name has been modified to "He" later.
09:31But I don't know why it's still being used.
09:33Isn't Helan Jingting really rich?
09:35I've checked Weibo, Wechat and many other social media sites,
09:38But I can't find him. It's as if this person doesn't exist.
09:42You're saying he's an ancient being?
09:43I found him!
09:45Helan Jingming.
09:47You mean Helan Jingting?
09:48Not Jingting. It's Helan Jingming,
09:50a poet from the Tang Dynasty.
09:51Listen.
09:52A scholar of Kaiyuan,
09:54sixteenth year of the Tang Dynasty
09:55and an Imperial Censor who worked as Helan's envoy...
09:57Get to the point.
09:58Helan Jingming got married to a really pretty fox.
10:02Married to a fox?
10:04Later, she was forced to steal the Gold Flower Mirror
10:06by husband's family.
10:07And she was killed by someone.
10:09Where did you find this?
10:11In "Guang Yi JI", but I don't have the proof of the details yet.
10:15There's nothing to verify.
10:17"Guang Yi Ji" is the same as "Liao Zhai".
10:18Are you going to verify every fantasy story one by one?
10:22Guys, look at this.
10:24"Helan" is also the surname of Empress Wu Zetian's sister's family.
10:26It's said that many people had fox enchantment.
10:28This were even used to control people's body and mind.
10:31Pipi.
10:32Actually, I'm very curious about how you dated with Helan Jingting.
10:37Do you know him?
10:38What is he like?
10:40I don't know him that well.
10:43He is just kind of weird, I think.
10:46Guan Pipi,
10:47what you're saying is literally like saying nothing at all.
10:49All right.
10:50Just enough with the attitude.
10:51No one was able to date Helan.
10:52But Pipi made it.
10:54Who knows how she made it?
10:56According to my observations, their intimacy is very strange.
10:58Chief editor,
10:59let's not write the story about Helan and Qian Hua.
11:02Rather, how about
11:04"Gossip Reporter Climbing On the Mysterious Rich
11:05was Skyrocketing Overnight"?
11:06You're talking nonsense.
11:08We are not that close.
11:09Fine.
11:10I'm gonna have a meeting later.
11:11Keep researching.
11:12And let me know when you are done.
11:14Okay, I'll go home and prepare the materials for the interview,
11:17Good.
11:37You're wearing perfume.
11:38What brand is it?
11:40I didn't put on any perfume.
11:42You usually look so docile.
11:44But I guess you keep your true self well hidden.
11:47Let me ask you.
11:48Who was that tall and slender boy
11:50who took me into the venue that day?
11:54I don't know.
11:55I just know that he's a plastic surgeon.
11:59Which hospital?
12:02I don't know.
12:04How come you don't know anything?
12:05I'm gonna look it up myself.
12:10I'm going to leave first!
12:14Yu,
12:15are you sure that you didn't smell anything?
12:18It seems to be coming from Pipi's direction.
12:21That line from the story you mentioned,
12:23the one about Empress Wu Zetian, can you repeat it for me again?
12:25Wu Zetian's sister's surname is also "Helan".
12:28It was said that many people have fox enchantment
12:29that can control people's body and mind.
12:35Thank you.
12:55What can I get you two today?
12:56As usual.
12:57Okay.
12:59Kuanyong,
13:01what's going on with the Pearl of Charm?
13:03Is it broken?
13:04In the past, when Huiyan put the pearl on, it lit up.
13:07Right?
13:08Why didn't it shine when Miss Guan put it on?
13:10Easy.
13:11Only when both the giver and the receiver
13:12have some sort of connection will it shine.
13:15What dose it mean?
13:17Simply put,
13:18in the past, Miss Guan fell in love with Lord Helan at first sight.
13:21However, this time Miss Guan didn't fall in love with Lord Helan.
13:23Right.
13:24That's what I'm wondering about.
13:26Why didn't she fall in love with him this time?
13:28It's different era.
13:30The standards of attraction may have changed.
13:33What kind of answer is that?
13:35Your sandwiches.
13:36Thank you.
13:36May I ask a question?
13:37No.
13:38I'm not asking you anyway.
13:40Why do you come here so often?
13:42What do you plan on doing?
13:43It's because we are so very handsome.
13:45When we go to other cafes,
13:46the waitresses hang around and disturb us.
13:48Not here,
13:50where the ambiance and food are so good.
13:52Most importantly,
13:53there aren't any women here.
14:00Didn't you make a mistake?
14:02There is one sitting down.
14:03Who are you talking about?
14:04You!
14:04Say it again?
14:05No way!
14:07What he means is that even though this is a coffee shop,
14:10the sandwiches are delicious and the lettuce is fresh.
14:14Thank you.
14:16Naive.
14:18Who is you calling naive?
14:19You.
14:22Kuanyong,
14:25What are you laughing at?
14:26Did I laugh?
14:27Didn't you laugh?
14:30Do you think my suffering is funny?
14:33I haven't seen anyone get the best of you in an argument
14:34in hundreds of years.
14:36You're unable to beat her.
14:36Get the best of whom? Are you kidding me?
14:38Me, Xiu Xian, is unable to beat her?
14:42How can she get the best of me?
14:46Hello, Lord Helan.
14:48Okay, don't worry about it.
14:50Got it, okay.
14:51That's it, bye.
14:54Let's go. He said it's an urgent matter.
14:56What urgent matter?
14:57I don't know either. We'll see when we get there.
14:59Pay the check!
15:02Keep the change!
15:12Jian Zhihong, please, help me.
15:13No. No. No.
15:14If I could, I'd have helped you already.
15:16Jian Zhihong, just this time.
15:18My lady,
15:19I'm really busy, okay?
15:20Can't you see I've got work to do?
15:22I'm hung over and I'll have a meeting in a minute.
15:25Please help me, for the sake of an old classmate,
15:27just take a look at its ingredients.
15:28What's the point of examining a lipstick?
15:30After I used it, my lips felt really bad.
15:32It was probably an allergic reaction.
15:34Allergic reaction!
15:35It's an allergic reaction, right?
15:36Then just don't use it.
15:37Actually, I want to write an article
15:39if they are violating consumer's rights
15:40by adding in illegal ingredients.
15:42Let's talk about it some other time.
15:43I'm really busy with the meeting.
15:47This is too much!
15:49A doctor is not helping a patient!
15:51Not helping people in need!
15:53Wang Xuan!
15:54Wang Xuan!
15:56My lady,
15:57how about you give me the lipstick now
15:58and then on another day when I'm not working,
16:00I'll find some time to inspect it for you.
16:01Is it okay?
16:03You should've said it earlier.
16:03I was even being shrewd here.
16:05Okay, thank you.
16:07Never again.
16:11Yes!
16:37My Lord.
16:38What's wrong?
16:41There you are.
16:44Which one should I pick?
16:47Let's talk about the urgent matter first.
16:49This is very urgent.
16:54I haven't dated with Guan in this era.
16:59Right.
17:00That's why right now, my heart is feeling...
17:02very...
17:03nervous?
17:04Yes.
17:08What exactly do girls like nowadays?
17:10Honestly,
17:10getting along with girls in this era is...
17:13in fact, a bit of troublesome.
17:19How is it troublesome?
17:20For example,
17:22you're out on a date,
17:23you two go out to eat.
17:24And you as her, "Are you hungry, honey?
17:26What would you like to eat today?"
17:27Then she replies, "I'm not hungry.
17:29You eat."
17:30What do you think she means about what she says?
17:32She doesn't want to eat.
17:33Wrong.
17:35She wants you to get the food she likes,
17:37put it by her mouth,
17:38and then coax her to eat it.
17:41Another example.
17:42She says, "Honey, you order for me today."
17:45What do you think this means?
17:47She's not picky?
17:51She wants me to decide?
17:53She wants you to order her favorite
17:57but a bit expensive dishes on the menu.
18:02Is it really this complicated?
18:03Honestly, it's not, my lord.
18:04Girl in this era are actually quite simple.
18:06You just have to remember,
18:08whenever you're with them,
18:09whatever they say they want, they don't actually want it.
18:11And when they say they don't want it,
18:13they do want it.
18:18If they say they want it,
18:19they don't want it.
18:21And if they say they don't want it,
18:22they do want it!
18:23Correct.
18:24Then, does this mean she wants it or not?
18:26She wants everything!
18:32Not bad. This is pretty good.
18:33It's simple, right?
18:34You can do it, Lord Helan.
18:35Come on.
18:44Remember,
18:45you have to finish the paper before upper half of the semester.
18:47Or you'll be busy with interviewing for jobs.
18:51Then, sister, please share more of your experience.
18:54Actually, I really want to go to Aomei, too.
18:57Why do you guys all want to do that?
18:59Instead,
19:01I'm not really interested in advertising.
19:03Then, sister, where do you want to go?
19:06Where do I want to go?
19:08I don't know that, either.
19:10I haven't thought deeply about this question before.
19:13What I like,
19:15what I'm suitable for,
19:16and what I want.
19:18Graduation is coming soon.
19:20But I still haven't thought it through.
19:22Then,
19:23do you have time tonight?
19:26I want to invite you to dinner.
19:27Invite me to dinner?
19:29You have a request for me, don't you?
19:31Actually, not.
19:32It's just that...
19:32Tianxin,
19:35can you come out for a second?
19:36I need to have a word with you.
19:39Sorry.
19:40I'm talking with my classmates about something important.
19:42It's all right.
19:43You two talk first.
19:55What did you mean by what you said this afternoon?
19:57What is it?
19:58I just want you to stop looking for me all the time.
20:00I'm not asking why you said those words.
20:02What I'm asking is what you're afraid of...
20:03I don't have time to talk with you about this.
20:05I still have a lot of things.
20:06Can you leave after we finish talking?
20:11From high school until now,
20:12we've known each other for so many years.
20:13It's not like I'm a stranger.
20:15Is there anything we can't say to each other?
20:17You can hurt many people by acting this way.
20:22All right.
20:23I'll tell you the truth.
20:25What I was afraid to say is
20:26I have feelings for you, Tao Jialin.
20:27Are you happy now?
20:34Do you know what I want to say?
20:35I don't care about what you want to say at all!
20:38We've been classmates since high school.
20:40You know exactly how I feel about you.
20:43I also understand in my heart that how you feel about me.
20:45I acknowledge that I have feelings for you,
20:47but I can't give up Pipi for you.
20:50I'm Pipi's best friend and you're the one she loves most.
20:53If we get together,
20:56we'll both lose Pipi.
20:59But for Pipi,
21:00she will lose both of us.
21:01And these two people are her entire world!
21:08I'm glad that you're so considerate of Pipi's feelings.
21:12But can you consider my feelings?
21:14Can you also consider your feelings?
21:17I've thought over it.
21:19The most sensible approach is the option to minimize damage.
21:23If we keep this status quo,
21:25like what it is now,
21:26then the three of us will suffer even more.
21:28Pipi'll eventually find she loves someone who doesn't love her.
21:29Stop! Just stop!
21:30I don't want to hear it anymore.
21:36Do you still remember the restaurant I told you before?
21:39I'll wait for you there for dinner tonight.
21:42Calm down.
21:43And think about it throughly.
21:45Come and see me when you've thought it through.
21:47You don't need to wait for me. I won't go.
21:52Sorry.
21:53I forgot my phone.
21:56Didn't you say that you wanted to invite me to dinner tonight?
21:59Send me the location.
22:01Really?
22:02Then, I'm gonna make a reservation.
22:08See.
22:10Although I have feelings for you.
22:12I may have feelings for someone else, too.
22:14I have lots of other choices.
22:16But for Pipi, it's different.
22:18She only has you.
22:21Please, don't let her down.
22:44Are you still not done?
22:45Coming!
22:49Ladies and gentlemen,
22:51Let's welcome...
22:52Lord Helan!
22:59I don't think that will work.
23:01Where is it not okay?
23:03It's too much.
23:19What is it this time?
23:20Rest for a while.
23:21Let me do it.
23:22Lord Helan, this is too revealing.
23:23I knew it! I said this wouldn't work!
23:26What if we meet female gangsters?
23:27How awesome it is!
23:29Is it not good to show a mature man's sexiness?
23:36Let me show you real maturity.
23:40Lord Helan.
23:49Lord Helan,
23:50I won't make any comment.
23:51But just look at it yourself and see it for what it is.
23:54A gentleman.
23:55He's a big white bat!
23:57Am I right or am I right?
24:00What is that, Zhao Kuanyong?
24:01I don't see any creativity here.
24:02Mediocre at best.
24:04Nothing special at all.
24:08I'll do it myself.
24:20Is this the same as what you normally wear?
24:22That's right.
24:23Then, why did you call us here?
24:26Thank you both.
24:44=Xincheng, Plastic Surgery Hospital, Handsome Doctors
25:06=Zhao Kuanyong
25:20Miss, may I help you?
25:22Can you help me register first?
25:25We don't take walk-ins.
25:26You have to have an online reservation.
25:27This is for your reference.
25:29I'm in a rush.
25:30Can you get me in?
25:32I understand your urgency.
25:33But this is a plastic surgery center,
25:34not an emergency room.
25:36I'm getting married tomorrow.
25:37I want to make myself look better.
25:39Miss,
25:39no matter how small the surgery is,
25:41there's still a recovery period.
25:42We have no way to help you arrange this.
25:44Then,
25:44can you see if anyone canceled their appointment or didn't come?
25:47I can wait.
25:49I'll take a look.
25:50Have a seat.
25:51Thank you.
26:00Well, you must be a regular here, right?
26:04I wanna ask you something.
26:05Is there a really tall, handsome doctor working here?
26:09There are two tall, handsome ones here.
26:10Which one are you looking for? The gentle one or the mean one?
26:12The gentle one.
26:15Doctor Zhao?
26:16Is he good?
26:18In what aspect?
26:19No, No, No.
26:20Skills. I mean his surgical skills.
26:23Not bad.
26:23See, it's hard to get a reservation
26:25since most people come here for him.
26:27Then does he have a girlfriend?
26:29It depends on how you define "girlfriend".
26:33Well,
26:35Hello, do you still remember me?
26:36I was the one...
26:37Sorry, I'm going to prepare for a surgery.
26:40Well...
26:41Wait!
26:42Miss,
26:43the thing I told you last time,
26:44you might not have really understood.
26:45It's fine. I'll say it again.
26:47He and I are plastic surgeons,
26:49not magicians.
26:50There is nothing we can do for your face.
26:54Linda,
26:55please head upstairs.
27:21Sir, are you ready to place an order?
27:24Well, I'm waiting for my friend,
27:26I'll order later.
27:27All right.
27:33Have a seat.
27:55- Hello, Mr.Helan Jingting. - Miss Guan.
28:00This is my first time coming to such a high restaurant.
28:03Who would have known there was such a great night view?
28:05This is also my first time here.
28:08I thought that people like you would come here everyday.
28:11Miss Guan,
28:12I'm sorry for putting the Pearl of Charm on you without asking.
28:15That's okay,
28:16Here.
28:17Let's start the interview.
28:19Didn't we come here for dinner?
28:22It's all right, you can eat.
28:23I'm here to interview you.
28:26I don't eat human food.
28:28You're starting to talking nonsense again.
28:31Wait a minute.
28:31I'm going to record it.
28:35All right.
28:37Mr. Helan Jingting.
28:38You can call me Helan.
28:39Or perhaps Helan Xi.
28:41The people who are close to me call me Xi.
28:46What's your profession?
28:47I like to buy antiques.
28:49Collector.
28:51Then what about your income?
28:53I don't have an income.
28:54An heir.
28:56Then are you dating someone? A girlfriend?
28:59No.
29:01But I have someone I like.
29:03Is it Qian Hua?
29:04Miss Guan, is your interview trying to investigate privacy?
29:09I don't like these questions either.
29:11But that's my job.
29:12Although the chief editor treats me quite well,
29:15this is actually just a trainee position for me.
29:19What I want to do is a political reporter.
29:22More in-depth analysis of social problems.
29:27So,
29:29what kind of news do you prefer?
29:33There's a lot.
29:34For example,
29:36environmental reports sounds good.
29:38It's because I watched a documentary about illegal ivory trafficking.
29:43It's shocking.
29:44That's why I thought it would be even better
29:47to share this type of news.
29:49So I have to work harder,
29:51I want to do my best
29:53and get into newspaper like Xincheng Daily if it's possible.
30:00I believe that you'll definitely succeed.
30:01And I'll do my best to help you.
30:05You don't have to.
30:08Then, may I ask you a question?
30:10Sure.
30:15Take a look and see what you want to eat.
30:18I really don't need to.
30:19I can just do the interview.
30:20I want to see you eat.
30:24Waiter!
30:27Actually, you really don't need to order.
30:29Can you get this lady the Chef's Special and a dessert?
30:34All right.
30:35What do you want to drink?
30:36How about sparkling water?
30:37No, no. There is no need.
30:38Sparkling water, please.
30:39All right.
30:40Our seafood is very fresh today.
30:42Would you like to have some?
30:42No! I don't eat seafood.
30:44Add a portion of seafood to that.
30:45All right.
30:47It'll be a moment.
30:50Didn't you say you don't eat human food?
30:52Yes. You can eat it.
30:57Then what do you usually eat?
30:59I eat flowers.
31:03Flowers.
31:03What flowers?
31:05Broccoli? Cauliflower?
31:06Fresh flowers.
31:11Nonsense.
31:12Fresh flowers.
31:13Fine. You eat fresh flowers.
31:15What kind of Fresh flowers you eat? And how?
31:17Fried?
31:18Tea?
31:19Pastry?
31:21I eat them raw.
31:27Eat them raw.
31:29Is that three meals a day?
31:31How much do you eat?
31:32Do you measure them by numbers or weight?
31:34It depends on my mood.
31:43There are flowers right here.
31:44Eat.
31:44Let me see you eat them.
31:47I won't.
31:48Why not?
31:49It uses fertilizer.
31:57Mr.Helan,
31:58Just call me Helan.
32:01Can you just cooperate with me for a while?
32:03You promised me an interview,
32:05so I attended the auction, right?
32:07I...I've been cooperating with you.
32:09Every question you ask, I'm answering truthfully.
32:11This is called "answering truthfully"?
32:13Are you playing with me?
32:16I've never played you in my whole life.
32:19In your whole life?
32:21"Whole life" isn't used like that, okay?
32:30Do you want to add some lemon?
32:32No!
32:33Bring her some lemons.
32:41Then let me ask again.
32:44Where are you from?
32:46Sky Fox Star.
32:48Never heard of it. Which province?
32:50It's a planet.
32:55So you're an alien?
32:57I come from another planet,
32:58but to be more precise,
33:00I'm not human-being.
33:03Then you are...
33:05A fox.
33:10So, you are a fox that came from another planet?
33:14Correct.
33:20I'm leaving.
33:21Why?
33:23You say why!
33:26I don't eat sea food.
33:27I'm allergic to seafood.
33:29Can I return it?
33:30Sorry. It can't be returned.
33:32See!
33:33I told you not to order it.
33:34But you just had to!
33:35Take it away. Take it away.
33:36All tight.
33:37Change it to a dish without seafood.
33:39I'm really sorry, Miss Guan.
33:41Xiu Xian told me that if a girl says no, it means yes.
33:44If she says she doesn't want something, it means she does want.
33:46I really don't know how to get along with women.
33:49I'm sorry,
33:51sincerely.
33:57Classmate Jian, you're quite reliable.
33:58You've gotten the result so fast.
33:59Is there really nothing abnormal in there?
34:02Now be reassured.
34:04The material is very safe and simple.
34:06So simple,
34:08I could hardly believe it myself.
34:10The things that are usually in lipsticks are not in this one at all.
34:13What things?
34:15Remember learning about lead in high school chemistry?
34:18Lead is commonly found in lipstick,
34:20as coloring agent.
34:22But this lipstick contains no lead at all.
34:25Yet, the color is still so pretty.
34:27It's almost...
34:29magical.
34:37Where did you but this lipstick?
34:39How could you get an allergic reaction to it.
34:52Aren't you going to order anything?
34:57I literally only eat flowers.
35:02Now, I've seen everything.
35:04About this "Now, I've seen everything",
35:07I took note of wome phrases you usually say,
35:11but I don't really understand.
35:12Like this "Now, I've seen everything"
35:15and "I don't get it, but it's amazing".
35:16What do they mean?
35:19"Now, I've seen everything" is
35:21when one has been living for a long while,
35:23they've seen everything.
35:23"I don't get it, but it's amazing" means that
35:27although you don't know what others is saying,
35:29it sounds really amazing.
35:31So these are all written by humor people?
35:34Right.
35:35If you like it, there're a lot more.
35:37Like, "So happy, all running".
35:40And "Too tired to love" etcetera. There are a lot.
35:45"Don't get, but understand"
35:46What does that mean?
35:48It's for when you don't clearly understand,
35:50but you kind of understand it in a different way.
35:55That's Right! Just this kind of feeling.
35:57It's internet slang.
35:59You don't browse the internet? You are so young.
36:01I'm much older than you.
36:03How much older?
36:04About 900 years older.
36:06Here comes again.
36:08900 years.
36:10How can you prove that you are a 900-year-old fox?
36:14I have a very sensitive sense of smell.
36:17How sensitive is it?
36:18I can smell that you've been working on lots of paper work today.
36:21Because you have ink smell on your hands.
36:25I can also smell the pork buns and yogurt you had for lunch.
36:30My lunch should already be digested!
36:32You can even smell that?
36:34You tracked me, right?
36:36I can not only smell what you ate,
36:38but I also know that what dished
36:39are going to be served in a moment.
36:41Then tell me, what are they?
36:46Steak cut in a square slices,
36:50with truffle sauce.
36:52Side dish is carrots
36:54spinach,
36:55and Italian fish sauce.
36:58You can even smell the shape?
37:05I forgot, you chose this restaurant.
37:07You should know their dishes very well.
37:10You played me again.
37:11I can not only smell the shape of the food,
37:14but I can also smell your mood. You're little angry.
37:20If it were you,
37:21wouldn't you be upset?
37:23You asked the questions,
37:25so why are you upset?
37:26Don't you believe me?
37:31Smell it yourself.
37:34Let me tell you one more time.
37:37I've never tricked you in my whole life.
37:41In your whole life.
37:44Fine. Let me sum up.
37:46You are an alien,
37:49pretending to be a human, a 900-year-old fox,
37:52right?
37:54Almost.
37:55Then the two people who are usually with you are also foxes?
37:57Yes. We're all form Fox Clan.
38:00Fox Clan.
38:03So, they also eat flowers?
38:05Only I just eat flowers.
38:07But,
38:09other foxes
38:11some eat liver,
38:13Liver?
38:14Yes.
38:14What kind of liver?
38:15Human liver.
38:21Oh my god.
38:24I'm going to use the restroom.
39:13Did I scare you?
39:19No.
39:20Didn't you want to hear the truth?
39:22Is what you said the truth?
39:25Mankind is so narrow-minded,
39:27never willing to accept what is out of the ordinary.
39:31Do you want to feel something out of ordinary?
39:36What are you doing?
39:37I won't hurt you.
40:01Someone said lies can make the world more beautiful.
40:06It's like stimulant making you live in a fantasy,
40:10staying away from the cruel world.
40:14So that when the truth does come,
40:17you will even blame it.
40:19Why don't lie?
40:22Why must let me know?
40:25Because sometimes living in a world filled with lies
40:29can one be more happiness.

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