• 2 months ago

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00:00I
00:05Use your in the desert now you're trapped inside the nether worth an arrow and a feather my game rules with a diamond septic
00:10Minecraft back on the scene. It's time to pay the fee. Let's see you do an MLG
00:13My game range is brief. Can't you see it's not it's a me. So you save a princess. Is that a fact?
00:18Please just call. He says he wants to stand back. Mario. There's no need to fight
00:21All you need to do is walk to the right now. Don't take this out of spite your game's easier to fly
00:26Okay, one of your enemies is literally a ball. I can't even mow your lawn while I'm on a marathon
00:31I can't help but fantasize the amount of your demise the matter besides time for you to scoot. I'm giving you the boot
00:37What are your power-ups is a frog suit? Stop eating mushrooms while you're still being a fruit
00:41Mario don't make a scene you dress up so much. Is it Halloween? Mario? Do you have the flute?
00:46Sound the peppa pig
00:48Do do do do do do do do
00:50Your game is odyssey but you have the audacity to battle me when all you could do is flee
00:54Game over
00:56Sorry minecraft your game was left in the fog when nosh said I think I'll sell this trash to
01:02Microsoft when I need to swim I wear the suit of a frog
01:05I use my cape to snatch the coins when they drift aloft
01:09Your developers must be drinking the awkward potion while my game story fills you with emotion
01:14Your face is looking kind of sour. Let's get this man a fire flower. You can use that power to smelt some more
01:20Why do you even need a pickaxe for you will need a power up to defeat the hammer bros
01:25My game is full of dangerous foes that you can never oppose
01:29You did have an amazing creation with redstone
01:32But who wants a powered minecart to just sit alone when you start a game?
01:36You only punch a tree but as for me, I punch metal lucky blocks and bricks
01:41So what does that say about your puny fists you could learn quite a bit from me since Mario games all come with a story
01:48While you spend an hour decorating one room I smash 20 structures with my mega mushroom. I should be fighting Bowser
01:55You're not on his level. Even his feet can smash bricks with no trouble
01:59I'm a plumber a hero a doctor too, but I'm not the sales magician who can fix your revenue
02:04My games have infinite possibilities and who would want to be a cube? Anyway, it's a not me
02:10Minecraft is the most boring 3d sandbox. I would rather play a game made by Toby Fuffa Fuffa Fox
02:16I also start in the Olympic Games. So if you want to go to Mexico, let's go
02:22Minecraft go back to sipping that suspicious stew if you ever go to D
02:26I can sue my games are the master class and storytelling a hero like me rescues the royalty
02:32While you still wandering around punching a tree when I touch a leaf I grow my tail
02:37No one in your game can talk to repeat the tale it's time to win this Mario party minecraft your game is simply sorry