2015 Monged FULL HOT MOVIE
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00:00:001, 2, 3, stick to me
00:00:16Never doubt in your fantasy
00:00:22They'll burn your house, they'll steal your car
00:00:28So save your love
00:00:59And that's the end of you shites for another week
00:01:03Important to be nice
00:01:13How's it going mate?
00:01:14What the fuck is the story?
00:01:16It's not my fault man, there was a fuck up
00:01:18Ken had me make a pick up only 20 minutes ago
00:01:20Me bollocks
00:01:21Woah, woah, woah
00:01:22We arranged here, half four, you're fucking me about by
00:01:26You arranged with Ken, line of communication got fucked up man
00:01:29Human error you know, I'm not fucking you about
00:01:31Me bollocks
00:01:32Are you setting me up?
00:01:34Nobody is setting you up Roy
00:01:36I'm sorry you had to wait around
00:01:38Wait around?
00:01:39I've been sitting on me arse, here, with this, for half an hour
00:01:47That's a bit more than I was expecting
00:01:49So?
00:01:50This is too much, I can't shift all these
00:01:52You're fucking me about boy, you're going to take them all
00:01:55New supply, new rules, new target, do you get me?
00:01:59What are they?
00:02:01Flippers, they're brand new
00:02:03Are they any good?
00:02:05Ah yeah, they're lovely
00:02:06Yeah?
00:02:08Roy
00:02:11We good?
00:02:12I'll take the rest for Monday
00:02:14Mate, I'm not a drug dealer
00:02:16I'm giving you the whole weekend
00:02:18Don't fuck me about boy
00:02:22For fuck's sake
00:02:24Fucking hell
00:02:25Shit
00:02:26Fuck, I didn't even know it was loaded
00:02:28You're going to fucking shot me you prick
00:02:30Here, you relax
00:02:31Just put the gun away yeah, please
00:02:33For fuck's sake
00:02:34Cheap guns, that's what it is
00:02:36Look at that
00:02:37Yeah
00:02:38The catch was off
00:02:39Right yeah, ok
00:02:40Fucking relax will you?
00:02:42I'll see you Monday
00:02:52Phew
00:02:54Ken, what the fuck have you got me into?
00:03:08That's a lovely shirt isn't it?
00:03:12Where's the tie I bought you?
00:03:16I'll put it on after dinner mum
00:03:23Thank you
00:03:31Oh yeah, now that's better
00:03:34I can't help you looking prettier than me
00:03:36That took me ages
00:03:37It's just a night out with the boys, what do you care?
00:03:41You working?
00:03:43No, I feel a bit rough
00:03:45Might blow it off
00:03:48And Linda, you can't keep Skyping off, they won't let you go
00:03:51I said maybe
00:03:53I'll call you later
00:03:55I'm serious
00:03:56You're always serious, come here
00:03:58Right
00:04:00Just em
00:04:02Dave's not going to be there is he?
00:04:04Oh Linda, leave it
00:04:05Stay clear
00:04:07You know he's always trouble
00:04:14It'll be grand
00:04:15Don't worry about it
00:04:37Hi
00:04:38Hi, I'm Bernard
00:04:39We're at Buck
00:04:46Hi
00:04:51Hey
00:04:52Hey, how's it going?
00:04:54Pretty good
00:04:55Cool
00:04:57You hair long?
00:04:58Nah
00:05:01Do you work in insurance?
00:05:11Do you want a joint?
00:05:14No thanks, I don't smoke
00:05:19You know where I'm right?
00:05:23No
00:05:28Would any of you like a can?
00:05:31Yeah
00:05:44Cheers man
00:05:49Cheers
00:06:14Cheers
00:06:17Don't stop
00:06:19Fuck off
00:06:26Dave, Dave
00:06:27This is it
00:06:28Yeah, this is right
00:06:29You have a drink, you'll be fine right?
00:06:31I'll see you to the club
00:06:32My hair's going to stink of barbeque later
00:06:34Yeah, well who's going to be smelling Matt's hair?
00:06:36You'd be surprised
00:06:37I'd be surprised wouldn't I?
00:06:44Sight log in
00:06:45Shhh
00:06:48How are we?
00:06:49About earlier right?
00:06:51No hard feelings alright?
00:06:53Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:06:54No hard feelings
00:06:55Get it done
00:06:57Or next time there will be
00:07:00Dave, this is too much
00:07:02It's not what you signed up for
00:07:03Bit of extra cash, a cub of fucking guns
00:07:05Look, it's cool, right?
00:07:06It's Ken's problem, something like that
00:07:07So
00:07:13I know these fellas
00:07:14And you're not one of them
00:07:15They're fucking skinny Dave
00:07:17Yeah?
00:07:18Yeah
00:07:19You reckon yeah?
00:07:20Look at me
00:07:21Hair's the fucking cool one
00:07:22Feel that shit
00:07:23Feel it, go on
00:07:24Yeah, see what happens when you pull that bit
00:07:33Did you ever see that guy before?
00:07:35I've never seen him before
00:07:38Fuck
00:07:40What?
00:07:41I don't think Dave's going to show up tonight
00:07:44Relax Aiden
00:07:46He hasn't seen you yet
00:07:48He'll be back in a sec
00:07:54Ah, hey Ray
00:07:56There he is
00:07:58Thanks
00:07:59How are you doing?
00:08:00How are you my brother?
00:08:01I'm good man, good
00:08:02New shirt?
00:08:03Yeah, fucking D&G bro, you like that shit?
00:08:05My choice
00:08:06Makes him look slightly less of a prick, don't you think?
00:08:08Yeah, I wouldn't go that far
00:08:09Yeah, fuck you very much
00:08:11Hey, we'll see how bald pants are, what?
00:08:14What?
00:08:15Jesus
00:08:16Yeah?
00:08:17You're beautiful
00:08:19Don't be such an asshole
00:08:23There's Aiden Bollard over there
00:08:25He'll fucking take a few pills actually
00:08:27Dave
00:08:34Hiya
00:08:37Do you know Gwen?
00:08:38Who?
00:08:40Gwen
00:08:41No
00:08:42This is her party but I just can't seem to find her
00:08:46We work together
00:08:49Standard alliance, just
00:08:51Not full time really
00:08:53That's nice
00:08:55Yeah, just
00:08:56Working for a mortgage
00:08:58Deposit, you know
00:08:59The whole property laterally
00:09:02Nice
00:09:03Yeah
00:09:05Just trying to move out of the home
00:09:08Independence and all that
00:09:13So what do you do?
00:09:16I'm a model
00:09:21That sounds nice
00:09:24Yeah, it's alright
00:09:28Maybe after this we work a few more days
00:09:29And then we can call it quits, yeah?
00:09:31What are they?
00:09:32They're called flippers mate
00:09:33They're fucking flying off the shelves, they're lovely
00:09:35No, I don't know
00:09:36What?
00:09:37Listen mate, I'm actually doing you a favour
00:09:38You should be thanking me
00:09:39I picked up a few extra
00:09:40So maybe if you took 50
00:09:42I could actually get 10 to give you a discount
00:09:44Nah, you're grand
00:09:45Listen mate, I didn't even want to fucking bring her up
00:09:46Dave
00:09:47I'm going to be late
00:09:48I'm grabbing a fucking taxi
00:09:49You can stay here as long as you like
00:09:51Fucking hell
00:09:53Seriously
00:09:57Do you think I'm going to hang around
00:09:58If you get cut up or nabbed?
00:09:59Well that's not going to happen so
00:10:01Yeah?
00:10:02Tell that to me dad
00:10:04You haven't a clue
00:10:06Do you even give a shit about this?
00:10:07You fucking know I do
00:10:08I haven't heard anything from you
00:10:11What do you want to hear?
00:10:12Seriously
00:10:13Look, you've had your fun, okay?
00:10:15Sort yourself out
00:10:16Because this is getting out of hand
00:10:17Okay, cool
00:10:18After this I'm done
00:10:19You're not fucking stupid Dave
00:10:20Remember that
00:10:21Listen, okay
00:10:22I'll pick you up later on
00:10:23Alright, bye
00:10:24Sorry, seriously
00:10:25Stop Dave
00:10:26Don't just
00:10:27Get off me
00:10:30What's up with her?
00:10:31Listen, never mind
00:10:32I picked up a stack of yolks earlier
00:10:33You fancy them?
00:10:34Oh yeah, what are they?
00:10:35They're flippers
00:10:36Never heard them
00:10:37That's because they're brand new
00:10:38So you want me to try them out
00:10:39Be the test pilot?
00:10:40Hey, it ain't like that my friend
00:10:41Where'd you get them?
00:10:42I got them off fucking Caine's contact
00:10:43The cork fella
00:10:44Dave, that fucking lunatic
00:10:45Right, he's a little bit unconventional man
00:10:47But trust me, this shit's legit
00:10:48Yeah, well then why aren't you on him?
00:10:49Because I've got to sell them off man
00:10:51I've got to keep a clear head to do that
00:10:52But I'm going to be doing one later
00:10:53I fucking
00:10:54I promise you I'm going to do it later
00:10:55Yeah, right
00:10:56I'm not taking your rat poison
00:10:58I nearly shit myself for three days
00:10:59The last time you bollocks
00:11:01He's never going to let it go, is he?
00:11:02Come on, fuck you then
00:11:03I'll find some other spot to do it
00:11:04Yeah, do it
00:11:05Yeah, I will
00:11:06Thank you
00:11:07You're lost really
00:11:11That's a nice glass
00:11:21Alright there buddy
00:11:24Never mind that yo
00:11:27Sorry pal
00:11:28I'm Dave
00:11:29Bernard
00:11:30Bernard, yeah
00:11:31Nice to meet you
00:11:32Have you seen Gwen about?
00:11:34Who?
00:11:36Gwen does her party
00:11:37But I can't seem to find her
00:11:42Mate, this isn't Gwen's party
00:11:44This is Michal's barbecue
00:11:46Gwen's an arse-faced bitch that sent you here as a joke
00:11:49No, she wouldn't do that
00:11:50Yeah?
00:11:51You tried ringing her?
00:11:52Phone's out of service
00:11:54Snapchat?
00:11:55No
00:11:56WhatsApp?
00:11:57That's WhatsApp
00:11:58Jeez mate, Facebook?
00:11:59We're not friends on Facebook
00:12:03Ah, listen mate
00:12:06It happens to all of us, right?
00:12:08I'm such an idiot
00:12:09Oi, go for that now, I won't hear it
00:12:11Consider it a fucking rite of passage, yeah?
00:12:17Ray, this is Bernard
00:12:18Hey Bernard, how you doing man?
00:12:21Hi Ray
00:12:24This chap's going to make a fucking great test, boy
00:12:26What's that?
00:12:27Look, here, get that into you
00:12:29And cheer up, yeah
00:12:30It's a fucking party, smile
00:12:31I'm going to introduce you to a few people, yeah?
00:12:33Come on
00:12:46So, how do you two know each other?
00:12:49Since school
00:12:50This poor little bastard, we helped him get through PE
00:12:52And he's been following me around ever since
00:12:57Here, would you like a pill?
00:12:59Sorry?
00:13:00Pills, we do them, I've got loads of them
00:13:02Now?
00:13:03Yeah, what's your fucking...
00:13:05I've got them to go in the morning, deal?
00:13:07Well, just work, but...
00:13:10Grant!
00:13:12I've never done an E before
00:13:14Never?
00:13:15Come, we don't have to do one if you don't want to
00:13:17What?
00:13:19Dave
00:13:20He's never done a pill before
00:13:24Listen Bernard, if you don't want to do an E, don't do an E
00:13:27Listen, they're call flippers, they're brand new, they're fucking lovely, yeah
00:13:31Yeah
00:13:32You too
00:13:34How come yours are different colours?
00:13:35Ah, they just come in different colours man, but it's all the same booze, yeah?
00:13:38Yeah
00:13:40It's just that...
00:13:41What?
00:13:42What else are you going to be doing, man?
00:13:43We're giving you free drugs here, man
00:13:44Well, look, I didn't say that I...
00:13:46What?
00:13:48Mate, we haven't done it for years
00:13:49Then we're still here, you'll be Grant
00:13:52Yeah, we're still here
00:13:53Oi
00:13:57Grant
00:14:01Now we're on the same booze, yeah?
00:14:04Right, get over there and slap on some proper tunes, yeah?
00:14:08So, what happens next?
00:14:28Cheers
00:14:38You're a fucking legend
00:14:39First time's always the best time, bro
00:14:42You're a fucking hero
00:14:44Scorpio, yeah?
00:14:45Nah, fuck that, Oasis man
00:14:47Fuck Oasis, I hate that fucking place
00:14:49Oi, on three, yeah?
00:14:50Alright, here we go
00:14:51One, two, three
00:14:52Every fucking time
00:14:58You know that fucking DJ music?
00:15:00Ray, didn't you used to fucking DJ?
00:15:01Often
00:15:02Did you DJ, Ray?
00:15:03Why don't you do it anymore?
00:15:05Because he started playing shit music
00:15:08on a shit radio station
00:15:10for a bunch of shitty little shitheads
00:15:12and Ray Ray wasn't so cool anymore
00:15:13Yeah, right
00:15:14Ray Ray?
00:15:15Ray Ray and the Afternoons?
00:15:16That's him, yeah
00:15:17I used to listen to that show every...
00:15:18Hey, what's that?
00:15:19What's the guy called?
00:15:20He's the...
00:15:21You don't see
00:15:22He's the...
00:15:23He's the...
00:15:24He's the...
00:15:25He's the...
00:15:26It's nice to be employed
00:15:27But it's my martinis nights
00:15:30See you
00:15:31See you
00:15:46There's some boys
00:15:47Let her catch us there, yeah?
00:15:48We're gonna go home
00:15:49and do a bit of business, yeah?
00:15:50Come on, man
00:15:52Where are they?
00:15:53Go grab us a couple of drinks with you
00:15:55You don't know anyone selling pills around here, do you?
00:15:57No. What can you do now?
00:15:59Right, I'll take ten.
00:16:05You looking well?
00:16:07You too.
00:16:08Still with that girl?
00:16:11Linda, yeah.
00:16:13Still feeling yourself?
00:16:20Oh, shit. Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:21My shirt. I'm sorry.
00:16:23I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:16:26But I didn't get your shirt anyway.
00:16:28It's a nice shirt.
00:16:30So, what are you drinking?
00:16:32I should get you a drink, just I'm sorry.
00:16:34No, no, no, no. Don't be silly.
00:16:37Let's dance.
00:16:38Really?
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:41OK.
00:16:46I love your accent.
00:16:48Oh, my English is not perfect, no?
00:16:50No, no, I love it. It's different.
00:16:53I like your accent too. It's cool.
00:16:55Yeah.
00:16:56What's your name?
00:16:57Nadia.
00:16:58Nadia.
00:17:00Burn it.
00:17:01Fucking moron.
00:17:02I had it in me once.
00:17:03I had it in here somewhere.
00:17:05Bear with me.
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Stay.
00:17:10Uh...
00:17:13He looks like an embalming frog.
00:17:17Eh, kind of cute, though.
00:17:19I know where we're going.
00:17:21Whatever you're into, love.
00:17:22Safety, yeah?
00:17:23Here, have a good night, and if you need any more,
00:17:26come find me, yeah?
00:17:27I do. Thank you.
00:17:48So, do you work here?
00:17:50Yeah. Do you know Christophe's?
00:17:52Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great sandwiches.
00:17:54Yeah.
00:17:55OK, five pills, that's 50 quid.
00:17:58Nice one. Yeah.
00:17:59How about you?
00:18:00Just five, yeah?
00:18:01I'll get you three of them, mate.
00:18:12So, what are you playing tonight, anyway?
00:18:18Boxing.
00:18:19Boxing.
00:18:20I want some pills, man.
00:18:21I'll get them for you, fucking idiot.
00:18:23Do you work?
00:18:24Yeah, well, yeah, sort of, just, like, part-time,
00:18:26um, office-y kind of job, just simple for a deposit.
00:18:30You know, get in the payment.
00:18:32Wow. Cool.
00:18:34Really? Yeah.
00:18:36I'm sorry, I'm waffling.
00:18:38Waffling?
00:18:39I'm talking too much.
00:18:41A little bit.
00:18:49Ray!
00:18:50Stop yelling at me.
00:18:51Oi, Emma, I swear, have you seen Ray?
00:18:53The bump I came in with, no, you haven't seen him, have you?
00:18:56Oi, mate, have you seen the bump I came in with?
00:18:58You know, he has the fucking long thing,
00:19:00and you're off your fucking face.
00:19:01Hey, wait, wait.
00:19:03Steve, mate, have you seen Ray?
00:19:05You know, he used to fucking work here as DJ, no?
00:19:08For fuck's sake.
00:19:15I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:19:16I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:19:17I'm sorry.
00:19:18I'm sorry.
00:19:39Jesus Christ.
00:19:41Ray!
00:19:42Ray, you in there, mate?
00:19:45Ray, if you're in there, bro, please open the fucking door, man.
00:19:47We're in trouble here.
00:19:48Ray, open the fucking door, come on.
00:19:50You fuck off.
00:19:52Fuck you too, you fucking sparrow.
00:19:55Ray, you cockhead, where are you?
00:19:57Ray!
00:19:58Oi, Bernard, Bernard.
00:19:59What is it, then?
00:20:00Shh, shut up.
00:20:01I need you to do something, all right?
00:20:03Don't make it obvious, just take these.
00:20:04Put them in your pocket.
00:20:05Put them in your pocket, yeah?
00:20:07Listen, I need you to meet me downstairs in five minutes, yeah?
00:20:09Don't push a bag.
00:20:10Five minutes.
00:20:11Downstairs, yeah?
00:20:12Is that OK?
00:20:13Yeah.
00:20:14You understand what I'm saying to you?
00:20:15I mean, are they really getting along?
00:20:17Is that her name, Nadia?
00:20:18Nadia, yeah.
00:20:19She's a fucking cracker, isn't she?
00:20:20Isn't she?
00:20:21You're a dog, you...
00:20:22I am, aren't I?
00:20:23Get stuck in there, right?
00:20:24But meet me downstairs in five minutes, yeah?
00:20:25Five minutes.
00:20:26Please, yeah?
00:20:27OK.
00:20:29I'd better go outside and check what's going on.
00:20:31Why are you slaying around with that prick?
00:20:33Listen, listen.
00:20:35I shouldn't be in here, OK?
00:20:38OK?
00:20:40Fine.
00:20:42I'm going to have to help him right now.
00:20:43I need to go right now.
00:20:44Oh, do you want to see me again?
00:20:48Yeah, yeah.
00:20:49Um...
00:20:50Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
00:20:51Do you have a pen?
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53OK.
00:20:54Call me.
00:20:55OK.
00:21:00What the fuck?
00:21:02Were you in there the whole time?
00:21:03I was taking a piss.
00:21:04What the fuck is the matter with you?
00:21:06Taking a fucking piss.
00:21:07Come on, we've got to go.
00:21:08Hold on, where's the test?
00:21:09We've got to go right now.
00:21:10He's downstairs.
00:21:11Not again, not again.
00:21:12Get out now.
00:21:13Chill the fucking beat.
00:21:14I woke up.
00:21:15Jesus.
00:21:16Right, fucking hell.
00:21:17Please work here.
00:21:41Dave, how much?
00:21:47Well, a few grand.
00:21:49Maybe ten.
00:21:52Ten fucking grand?
00:21:55Ten fucking grand?
00:21:57Listen, Roy, if we shift the ship by Monday,
00:22:00it'll be cool.
00:22:01You probably won't, er, shoot me or whatever.
00:22:04I think I'm in love.
00:22:05Oh, ho, ho!
00:22:06There he is.
00:22:07There he is.
00:22:08Ho, ho, ho!
00:22:09There he is.
00:22:10How we doing, brother?
00:22:11All right, Bernard.
00:22:12You good?
00:22:13This has been the greatest night of my life.
00:22:14Well, it's not over yet, bro.
00:22:16I've got loads of fucking dogs in me.
00:22:17We'll have a good time, man.
00:22:18PHONE RINGS
00:22:19Big fucking surprise.
00:22:20Ronnie's whip.
00:22:21Fuck him.
00:22:24Bernard, no.
00:22:25Bernard, no.
00:22:26Bernard, come on.
00:22:27Yeah, no, shut up.
00:22:28Bernard, Bernard.
00:22:29No, it's Bernard.
00:22:30Ray's friend.
00:22:31Shh.
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33It's Bernard.
00:22:34Bernard, put the phone down.
00:22:35OK.
00:22:36Put the...
00:22:37Bernard, you sound like a warm marshmallow.
00:22:39Jesus, you sound lovely.
00:22:40For fuck's sake.
00:22:41What did you just say?
00:22:42Like a warm marshmallow.
00:22:43Linda, Linda.
00:22:45I fucking love you, man.
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:47No, no, it's Bernard.
00:22:48He's whipped like a motherfucker.
00:22:49I'm going to take you to somewhere very special right now.
00:22:51OK.
00:22:52Have you ever been to a place called a C-Note before?
00:22:55Ah, Carolina.
00:22:56How we doing tonight, sweetheart?
00:22:57Lucky chips only, please, yeah?
00:22:59That'll do.
00:23:01Cheers, love.
00:23:04It's time to teach me how to win.
00:23:07Come on.
00:23:16This looks like a chance, but there's actually skill involved.
00:23:19Just get 20 more.
00:23:20Just get 20 more.
00:23:23Hit me.
00:23:25You can't rain man this shit, can you?
00:23:27Hit me.
00:23:30What's this?
00:23:32Should I try and play?
00:23:35Yeah, man, go on.
00:23:36Knock yourself out.
00:23:38Split.
00:23:39Always split on eights, man.
00:23:40Always.
00:23:41Hit me.
00:23:42Again.
00:23:43Hit me.
00:23:46You absolute hero.
00:23:47You strange, strange little man.
00:23:49Play some cards while we're on a hot streak.
00:23:51Oi, can we get some more drinks over here?
00:23:53Rock them up, bro.
00:23:55Let's play ball.
00:24:07Here we go, baby.
00:24:08Here we go.
00:24:09It's all in the line.
00:24:10I believe in you, bro.
00:24:12I believe in you.
00:24:13Come on, Bernie.
00:24:14Come on, baby.
00:24:15Make it happen.
00:24:17Nice.
00:24:18Come on.
00:24:19Come on, get the high dot.
00:24:20Oh!
00:24:21Yeah, man!
00:24:22It was a good night, love.
00:24:23There you go.
00:24:24One, two.
00:24:25Get them up there, bro.
00:24:26I fucking love this guy.
00:24:27Love!
00:24:28Where have you been all my life, mate?
00:24:30Where have you been?
00:24:31Back home.
00:24:32You're a fucking looking charm is what you are, bro.
00:24:34That's it.
00:24:35Coffee, bro.
00:24:36Come on.
00:24:37Thank you so much.
00:24:38Here, here's one for yourself, yeah?
00:24:40Cheers.
00:24:41Good night.
00:24:43Come here, Tony.
00:24:45Band of Brothers.
00:24:47Yeah!
00:24:48I just want to get these...
00:24:49Band of Brothers!
00:24:50Band of Brothers!
00:24:54Band of Brothers.
00:24:55That's it!
00:24:56Yeah!
00:25:08Hey.
00:25:09I'm the playground elf king.
00:25:11Look at you.
00:25:12The elf king.
00:25:13Look at her hair.
00:25:14Why is my dick so small?
00:25:16I killed a fucking toad there.
00:25:18It made me look real bad.
00:25:19Burn it, burn it.
00:25:20It's the drugs.
00:25:21It's OK.
00:25:22Jesus!
00:25:23Burn it.
00:25:24It's the drugs.
00:25:25It's fine.
00:25:26It's a book.
00:25:27It's a book.
00:25:28It's a book.
00:25:29It's a book.
00:25:30It's a book.
00:25:31It's a book.
00:25:33It's a book.
00:25:34It's a book.
00:25:35It's a book.
00:25:36It's a book.
00:25:37How are you feeling?
00:25:38I'm good.
00:25:39Look at your hair.
00:25:41He looks like he's going to come.
00:25:51It's nice here, isn't it?
00:25:53Peaceful.
00:25:56I come here sometimes, I think.
00:26:00I feel like I've known you guys ages.
00:26:02It's great just talking and stuff and friends.
00:26:07Everyone's your mates on pills.
00:26:09It just happens like that, Bernard.
00:26:10Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:26:11But I feel I can talk to you guys.
00:26:15Not like at home.
00:26:17It's like you're invisible.
00:26:22Like you're a whisper bear.
00:26:27Do you ever get that?
00:26:28Like you're there, but you're not.
00:26:34You guys get the real me.
00:26:38That farm bear tonight, is she really you?
00:26:41Nadia.
00:26:42She's gorgeous.
00:26:44You've had a lucky night, man.
00:26:46It's still not over yet.
00:26:48HE CHUCKLES
00:26:55Oh, shit, I haven't been working a half hour.
00:26:57Shit!
00:26:59The guards.
00:27:00Come on, Bernard.
00:27:01We have to go.
00:27:02Come on.
00:27:04Come on, Bernard.
00:27:05We have to go. Come on.
00:27:06SIREN WAILS
00:27:10Hey, police!
00:27:16You've got to go, guys.
00:27:17Oh, man, fuck work.
00:27:18Yeah, come here.
00:27:19Stanley ripping us, bro.
00:27:20I can't lose my overtime.
00:27:21Bernard, give me a beer if you have any problems, OK?
00:27:24And listen, loads of water.
00:27:28I had a great night.
00:27:30Yeah, good man.
00:27:31HE LAUGHS
00:27:34I hope you haven't poisoned him, Dave.
00:27:36You know, you'd lose half your audience there, wouldn't you?
00:27:39HE CHUCKLES
00:27:40PHONE RINGS
00:27:45Oh, bollocks.
00:27:46Bollocks.
00:27:53KNOCK AT DOOR
00:27:57Hi.
00:27:59Your boyfriend sounds nice.
00:28:04Bernard.
00:28:09Bernard.
00:28:10Mm-hm.
00:28:11It's Bernard, Linda. We're not in Paris.
00:28:17I'm sorry.
00:28:18Sorry for not texting back or calling you or anything.
00:28:21I ran out of credit.
00:28:25I'm late.
00:28:28Now, Linda, they're going to fire you from that job.
00:28:31Don't come crying to me when you get that notice.
00:28:33I'm sorry.
00:28:37I...
00:28:39I'm pregnant.
00:28:45That's unbelievable.
00:28:47That's unbelievable.
00:28:50That's... That's unbelievable.
00:28:53Oh, you're going to be so excited.
00:28:58Oh, my...
00:29:01You're happy, yeah?
00:29:02Yes.
00:29:03I'm just surprised.
00:29:11That's our baby.
00:29:13HE CHUCKLES
00:29:29HE COUGHS
00:29:34How are you?
00:29:37Didn't think to call me back, no.
00:29:39Left me in the club like a muppet.
00:29:43I was just out showing this new guy around.
00:29:45Dealing.
00:29:46Gambling.
00:29:47Doing yokes, getting pissed.
00:29:50All of the above.
00:29:53All of the above, yeah.
00:29:55For fuck's sake, Dave.
00:29:58You're not a dealer.
00:30:00And you're a really shitty card player.
00:30:04I actually didn't lose any money tonight, so...
00:30:06Oh, no. What do you fucking do?
00:30:11Do you even care how I got home?
00:30:14A taxi? No.
00:30:16OK, I give up. Come on, how did you get home?
00:30:20Your mate Ken showed up.
00:30:22He offered me a lift.
00:30:24What the fuck was he doing there?
00:30:26I don't know.
00:30:28Don't care. He was there and you weren't.
00:30:30He's using you, Dave.
00:30:32He's going to chew you up and spit you out.
00:30:35It's under control.
00:30:37Is it?
00:30:38Yeah.
00:30:39I'm going to meet Ken tomorrow
00:30:40and we're going to sort all this shit out with the cork fella.
00:30:43I trust him as much as I trust you.
00:30:49Did you get your nails done today?
00:30:52Yes, I got my nails done.
00:30:54Oh, nice.
00:30:56Expensive, yeah?
00:30:57Yeah.
00:30:58I'm going to miss you.
00:31:00But I'll fucking go if you don't get this wannabe gangster shite
00:31:03out of your system.
00:31:17Hey, Bernard.
00:31:20Bernard?
00:31:21Joan, you look really incredible this morning.
00:31:25Really beautiful.
00:31:27Did you do something to your hair?
00:31:29No, I just...
00:31:31Well, I did, actually.
00:31:33I can't believe you noticed. Nobody ever notices.
00:31:38Bernard?
00:31:40You OK?
00:31:41Huh? Yeah. Why?
00:31:44I just...
00:31:45I just...
00:31:46I just...
00:31:47I just...
00:31:48I just...
00:31:49What?
00:31:51It's just...
00:31:52Your face looks a bit red.
00:31:55Oh, I was rushing a bit to get in this morning.
00:31:58Late as usual.
00:32:00Right.
00:32:19HE SIGHS
00:32:40Bollocks.
00:32:44HE SIGHS
00:32:49BELL RINGS
00:33:07Hello?
00:33:08Hi, Ray.
00:33:10Bernard.
00:33:11Oh, hey, man. What's the craic?
00:33:12Um, listen, um...
00:33:14You don't have sunburn on your face or anything, do you?
00:33:17You don't have sunburn on your face or anything, do you?
00:33:22What?
00:33:23You're not sunburned. Your blood vessels are all swollen because of too many pills.
00:33:28Is that dangerous?
00:33:30No. No, no, you should be alright.
00:33:32You're not shitting funny or pissing blood, are you?
00:33:36No, why should I be?
00:33:38Well, corks, fellas, pills, you never know. But no, you should be granted.
00:33:42Hey, listen, I'm doing a set in Wax tonight if you want to come.
00:33:46I don't know, I'm feeling pretty shattered.
00:33:49I should probably just stay at home.
00:33:51Well, if you change your mind, I'll put you on the list, alright?
00:33:54I'm on the list? Cool.
00:33:56Yeah, bring that girl from earlier, Nadia.
00:34:00Yeah, yeah, definitely, great, that's an amazing idea, fantastic, thanks very much.
00:34:04I'm hanging up now.
00:34:06Okay, cool, see you later.
00:34:12I'm on the list.
00:34:16Oh, shit!
00:34:27Ken?
00:34:29I had a call from my little cork friend earlier.
00:34:32He's a fucking psycho, man.
00:34:34He is, yeah.
00:34:36He told me he gave you more than usual.
00:34:38I was partying with his fuck, man. He practically threw it at me.
00:34:46I'm not paying for those.
00:34:49What?
00:34:52You shouldn't have taken them.
00:34:56The guy stuck a gun in my face.
00:34:58I couldn't exactly say no, you know, it wasn't that kind of conversation.
00:35:01Can you not just shift a few extra?
00:35:03Fuck that, I'll take what I normally take.
00:35:06You'll have to get rid of the rest yourself and quick,
00:35:09because he wants the money next week.
00:35:11And how exactly are you going to do that?
00:35:13He wants the money next week.
00:35:15And how exactly am I supposed to shift that many pills so quick?
00:35:18It's the weekend.
00:35:20Loads of hungry little pill heads about, hit the streets.
00:35:22Jesus, Ken, I thought I was past that.
00:35:25I told Samantha I was done.
00:35:27I mean, the gun thing's really freaking her out, man.
00:35:29Not my problem.
00:35:31Jesus, Ken, come on!
00:35:34Not my problem.
00:35:36Fuck's sake!
00:35:38Here.
00:35:41That'll help get you started.
00:35:45Yeah, nice one.
00:35:47Good stuff, that, Peruvian.
00:35:53Fucking state of this place.
00:35:55I wouldn't have wanted to be floating around under there.
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:02Remember those kids, they went looking for their football
00:36:04and they found a severed leg instead?
00:36:06Remember? It was on the news.
00:36:08Fuck, yeah.
00:36:10That was here.
00:36:13All sorts of body parts floating around under there.
00:36:16Fucking dump.
00:36:18Fuck.
00:36:380-8-7-1-3-1-9.
00:36:43That's a four.
00:36:45Is that a one or a nine?
00:36:47Could be either.
00:36:49That's a good point. I should probably just try all the numbers
00:36:51till I get the correct one.
00:36:53Did you meet someone at Gwen's party?
00:36:55Gwen's an arseface, bitch.
00:36:57Oh, shit, sorry, wrong number.
00:37:03I did meet an absolute goddess, though.
00:37:06Her name was Nadia.
00:37:08But I lost her number.
00:37:11Keep trying, Sue.
00:37:16MUSIC PLAYS
00:37:26How's that?
00:37:28Ha-ha, it was the daddy.
00:37:30Yeah, good, man, good, yeah.
00:37:32Larry, how are you, mate? It's your lucky day, pal.
00:37:34It's Dave, man, yeah.
00:37:36Yeah, how you doing?
00:37:39MUSIC CONTINUES
00:37:42Yeah, now, listen, man, I'm looking for...
00:37:44Have you heard about these new flippers I got my hands on?
00:37:47MUSIC CONTINUES
00:38:03Hey, Bernard.
00:38:05Yeah?
00:38:07I'll help you find her.
00:38:09Thanks.
00:38:16MUSIC CONTINUES
00:38:18It's new around the world.
00:38:20Yeah, no, good.
00:38:22Hey, I think your sister was asking for a ride.
00:38:24MUSIC CONTINUES
00:38:30Oops.
00:38:32MUSIC CONTINUES
00:38:37Bernard, how are you, buddy?
00:38:39Listen, would you look if you want flippers, man?
00:38:42Don't know. I'm feeling fairly trashed.
00:38:44I'm supposed to go to Raysgate tonight.
00:38:46Perfect, man. Right, listen, I'll meet you beforehand.
00:38:48I'll get you right back in the mood.
00:38:50I lost Nadia's number, Dave.
00:38:52Aw, man, that's terrible news.
00:38:54Listen, how about we meet up later and talk about it?
00:38:56Yeah? Yeah, man, maybe I can help you find her.
00:38:58Really? OK, I'll see you then.
00:39:01Listen, bro, on a separate note,
00:39:03I didn't want to bring this up with you,
00:39:05but last night was my treat.
00:39:07That was your first time and all that,
00:39:09but if you want to do more, I'm going to have to charge you.
00:39:12I'm fucking sorry, man, but I have to.
00:39:14OK, sure.
00:39:16How much?
00:39:18I'll tell you what, bro.
00:39:20100 quid will get you five.
00:39:22That's a fucking belt of a weekend, man.
00:39:24100, that seems a little...
00:39:26You know what? I'm sorry, it's you.
00:39:28You're right, I should give you a special matrice.
00:39:3080 quid, done.
00:39:32Matrice? Yeah.
00:39:34Oh, OK. Oh, yeah, good man.
00:39:36That's it.
00:39:38There you go.
00:39:40Tell you what, Pop, I'll owe you the change, right?
00:39:42And...
00:39:46What?
00:39:48I'll do you one better.
00:39:50Did you ever do coke before?
00:39:52Coke? Coke, sniff, charity, you know?
00:39:54Coke, Kenya. You ever done it before?
00:39:56No. Do you want to do this one?
00:39:58I want to hear. Yeah, fuck it, why not?
00:40:00OK.
00:40:02Yeah? Good man.
00:40:04What I want you to do, Roy, is hold your nostril
00:40:06and snort up at the other.
00:40:12Good man.
00:40:14I love it.
00:40:16Other nostril, yeah?
00:40:18OK. Yeah?
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:22That's it.
00:40:24Good boy. Breathe it deep.
00:40:28And tell me,
00:40:30how do you feel right now?
00:40:32Fucking Al Pacino.
00:40:34Fucking Al Pacino.
00:40:36I love it, man.
00:40:40Hey, man.
00:40:42Wax nine club, please.
00:40:44No problem.
00:40:54Listen, mate,
00:40:56you get a couple of shots in, yeah?
00:40:58Then we find a nice little young one for you
00:41:00to put your willy inside.
00:41:02What about a virgin?
00:41:04Whoa! No, we didn't say that.
00:41:06I just mean, like, we'll find you a nice-looking girl,
00:41:08you know what I mean?
00:41:10Put up a little slush puppy to cheer you up or something,
00:41:12you know?
00:41:14Oi, mate, let's get two tequila
00:41:16and two Jager's.
00:41:18Fuck it, why not, says you.
00:41:20Yeah, I know, mate, but they go down nice and easy,
00:41:22trust me.
00:41:24Listen, pal, right, I'm going to nip off to do a little business.
00:41:26Can you take care of that, yeah?
00:41:28I'll be right back to you, yeah?
00:41:34Hey, fuck, I love it.
00:41:36How did you know it was a virgin?
00:41:40Listen, mate,
00:41:42you're fucking wearing on you, you know what I mean?
00:41:44You walk around too fucking tense, too well-loved.
00:41:46You look like you want to take a shit half the time.
00:41:48We need to sort you out with a fucking
00:41:50tasty little Brazilian with a fat ass.
00:41:52That might cheer you up a bit, what?
00:41:54Yeah, fuck me, that's right, man.
00:41:56Fucking right. I'm a complete fuck-up, bro.
00:41:58Listen, what happened with your woman last night?
00:42:00Not a foreign one?
00:42:02She wrote her number on my arm,
00:42:04but it smudged away.
00:42:06Oh, fuck off, mate, that's tragic.
00:42:08You see?
00:42:10I tried to call, like, 234, possibly,
00:42:12but I couldn't get through.
00:42:14You didn't, mate, that's desperate, I'll give you that.
00:42:16Fair play to you, man.
00:42:20Oh, fuck you.
00:42:22Fuck you.
00:42:28Oh, fuck you.
00:42:30Oh, fuck you.
00:42:32Oh, fuck you.
00:42:44How was that?
00:42:46My throat.
00:42:48That's it, lovely jubbly, lovely fucking jubbly.
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:56I think I'm fucking high.
00:43:02I'm just going to ask the barman. Yeah, go for it, man.
00:43:05I'm looking for a girl called Nanny, she was here last night.
00:43:08Beautiful eyes. No.
00:43:10No?
00:43:11Help the fucking man, Neil, yeah, come on.
00:43:13Two beers, please.
00:43:15How we doing, folks?
00:43:16Good, yeah? Yeah.
00:43:18Listen, you don't want to go selling pills around here, do you?
00:43:20No. No?
00:43:21What are you fucking doing here with, sweetheart?
00:43:24Fuck off.
00:43:25Oh, and chill the fucking beans, there, pigman.
00:43:27Oh, no, shh, shh, shh.
00:43:28All right, we've got to go, bro.
00:43:30We've got to go. Look, I can't find her.
00:43:31Yeah, we're going to have to look for her again, man.
00:43:33We've got to go. This fucker's quick.
00:43:35Just take the fucking beers, would you?
00:43:37Here, come on. Vamos. Yeah, fuck you too, yeah?
00:43:39Find a new beginning
00:43:40Laid in some sailor's arms
00:43:45All those quick solutions get old
00:43:47You'll find your restitution in code
00:43:49It's deeper than your heart
00:43:53In your head
00:43:55Connected to the neck
00:43:57Connected to the backbone
00:44:00Take it down and do the bone dance
00:44:03From your rib cage
00:44:04Heel it in your shoulder blade
00:44:07Sliding down your vertebrae
00:44:09Shake it up and do the bone dance with me
00:44:14It's the only way
00:44:17To set you free from the pain
00:44:20You carry your love
00:44:23When you're laying in doubt
00:44:26Get the fuck in there.
00:44:44HEAVY METAL MUSIC
00:45:02All right, buddy?
00:45:04Having the best night of my life, part two.
00:45:09Bernard, you know you don't have to put up with Dave's shit all night, man.
00:45:12What do you mean?
00:45:14He's been doing this a long time. Too long, possibly.
00:45:18So?
00:45:19So it just gets boring after a while.
00:45:21He gets boring.
00:45:23Just take care of yourself, right? Too much too quick, it can fuck up your head.
00:45:27Don't worry, I'm OK.
00:45:30I lost Nanny his number.
00:45:31Ah, fuck him, I have a sign, probably.
00:45:34Well, you're in a good mood.
00:45:37Sorry, man, I've got a lot on my mind.
00:45:40Maybe you're right.
00:45:42Just forget women.
00:45:46Here, let me cue in the next track, all right?
00:45:49See this? Channel three.
00:45:51When I give you the signal, hit it up full blast, all right?
00:45:55Three, this one, this one, here we go, Bernard.
00:45:57Two, hit it!
00:45:59HEAVY METAL MUSIC
00:46:10HEAVY METAL MUSIC
00:46:18HE GROANS
00:46:20HE SIGHS
00:46:25HE COUGHS
00:46:40Oh
00:47:11Deadly buzz, yeah?
00:47:13Yeah, it's alright man
00:47:15What's up?
00:47:17Look man, just eh...
00:47:19Feels a bit gay in here or something, doesn't it?
00:47:21Jesus Christ!
00:47:23Come on man, we're going
00:47:24Right, we're going
00:47:29Have a good night, yeah?
00:47:30Take it easy
00:47:40Hey, do you mind if I crash with you tonight, bro?
00:47:44Yeah, that's cool, yeah
00:47:45You alright?
00:47:47Yeah
00:47:49Linda's coming down with something I could do without being around her for the night
00:47:54Yeah, that's grand, listen
00:47:55But first of all, yeah
00:48:04Dave
00:48:05Are you a drug dealer?
00:48:08Now, why would you ask me that question?
00:48:12Because I seem to be selling a lot of drugs tonight, so...
00:48:20Yeah, well, I'll tell you what I am, right?
00:48:23I'm an asshole
00:48:25I've got a lot of friends
00:48:27Friends
00:48:29And right now I have a lot of drugs
00:48:32And I'm trying to make everybody happy
00:48:38You know what I mean?
00:48:41You know what I mean?
00:48:43Like Al-fucking-Machino
00:48:45Al-fucking-Machino
00:48:47That's it, Al-fucking-Machino
00:48:49Bruh, those lovely eyes
00:48:51You reckon?
00:48:53I'm very fucking sensitive with my eyes
00:48:56Bruh
00:48:57I don't know
00:48:58Fuck, I needed that
00:48:59Bruh
00:49:02You alright?
00:49:08Woo!
00:49:09Dave's in the house, baby
00:49:11Anybody who needs anything, come to me, yeah?
00:49:14That means anything you need, you come see me
00:49:16Because I can fuck you up, baby
00:49:19Al-fucking-Machino
00:49:22New shots, boys?
00:49:24Get in there
00:49:27I'll get you a whiskey
00:49:28Right, don't hold it on me
00:49:29You need more than I do
00:49:32Come on
00:49:33Let's go, come on
00:49:34Chin-chin
00:49:36Let's go, come on
00:49:37Chin-chin
00:49:38Cheers
00:50:05Cheers
00:50:13You look like shit, you need to slow down
00:50:15Cheers, mate, you too
00:50:18I'm serious
00:50:20It's not good for you
00:50:21Mind, body, soul
00:50:23I'm serious, who the fuck do you think you are, mate?
00:50:26You know what I mean?
00:50:27Chill out on the fucking morality lecture, right?
00:50:30I'm not in the fucking humour for it
00:50:31What you saying?
00:50:32Well, don't just fucking say, you know what I mean?
00:50:34I didn't see you saying that while you were buying the sniffle for your nose
00:50:36Which was for you, in my eyes
00:50:38So just ease up on that holier-than-thou bullshit, yeah?
00:50:42You'll do without the headache
00:50:50What's going on with you anyway, mate?
00:50:52It's Linda
00:50:53It's Linda, big surprise, what about her?
00:50:55She's pregnant, Dave
00:50:57That's some basic news, right?
00:50:59Basically thrilled?
00:51:00Jesus fucking Christ, Bernard
00:51:02No, I'm not thrilled, it's bad news, it's not good
00:51:06What the fuck?
00:51:08I mean, now you are proper fucked, man
00:51:15You can't break up with her because she's pregnant while looking like a scumbag
00:51:20But at the same time, if he stays with her because of the sprog
00:51:23He's just going to resent her to him for the rest of his life
00:51:26You're fucked
00:51:27Oh, he's fucked
00:51:28He's fucked, he's fucked, he's fucked
00:51:31Just catch her hand and put her on your head
00:51:49Come on, boys, I think it's time to go home
00:52:01Hey, babes
00:52:02Hey, babes
00:52:03Hey, babes
00:52:05What about sorry, babes?
00:52:07Or I hope you got home OK last night, babes
00:52:10Or I hope you don't mind three fucking stooges on the couch, babes
00:52:14Fucking babes
00:52:15I didn't think he'd mind too much
00:52:17You didn't think, full stop
00:52:19And I won't be minding for much longer
00:52:21Come here, please, don't be like that
00:52:23Fine
00:52:26Look, OK, I'm sorry, I am really sorry, but
00:52:29Get out
00:52:30So you can have all the time you want for your little fucking sleepover
00:52:43Baby, please, I'm trying to sleep
00:52:47Not anymore
00:52:49Shit, fuck, fuck, shit
00:52:52Very cosy
00:52:53Ray, Ray
00:52:54Fuck, shit
00:52:56Who's this?
00:52:58I'm the fella
00:53:00Who gave your pal all these looks you're lying on
00:53:04Not the gun, man, please, put the gun away, eh
00:53:06Am I making you nervous?
00:53:08I wonder if the catch is on or off, I can't remember
00:53:11Look, what are you even doing here, man? You said Monday to me
00:53:14I've been hearing stories that you're not taking this job as serious as you should
00:53:18Whoever said that is a fucking lawyer
00:53:20Not from where I'm standing
00:53:22I've been flat out raped
00:53:24Shut up the fuck, Dave, Jesus
00:53:26Do you want to help him pay?
00:53:27No, I'm not doing, no, no, no
00:53:29How about you?
00:53:30He, he's deaf
00:53:34But this is serious
00:53:35Yeah, I get it
00:53:36As serious as a heart attack
00:53:38On a plane
00:53:39With snakes on it
00:53:41Get me?
00:53:42I understand
00:53:45Wasn't loaded
00:53:48You fucker, you fucker
00:53:56You have to go to the guards, Dave
00:54:00That's what you've got to do
00:54:05I'm sure, Dave
00:54:13I'm sure, Dave
00:54:16There's no fucking way you can shit eight grand's worth of pills in a Sunday afternoon
00:54:20Well, I don't have a better idea, do you?
00:54:24Bernard?
00:54:25I don't suppose you own a few thousand mates who are shot in Amsterdam?
00:54:29Um, I don't really have that many, um, friends
00:54:39Oh
00:54:41What do you need, love?
00:54:43The bacon
00:54:45No, Bernard, you can have the bacon
00:54:49Dave
00:54:50I don't care
00:54:54Bernard
00:55:06Bernard
00:55:07Yeah
00:55:10Dave
00:55:11I don't care
00:55:16Jesus, Bernard
00:55:19Come on
00:55:24Miha
00:55:25How are you, man? Yeah
00:55:27Good, good
00:55:28Listen, great party you had tonight, bro
00:55:30Are you looking for any pills at all?
00:55:35Yeah, listen, man
00:55:36Do you know anyone that's looking for any pills?
00:55:38Anyone at all?
00:55:41Right
00:55:42Grand, grand
00:55:45No
00:55:54Gary, open the door, it's Dave, man
00:55:56Are you looking for that?
00:56:00Gary, you fucking...
00:56:06How are you, boys?
00:56:07Are you looking for any fucking pills or anything?
00:56:09No?
00:56:10Come check me out, that flicker's a brand new, they're fucking new
00:56:17Um, Mr. Stardew, is Aunt Maria home?
00:56:19Um, Mr. Stardew, is Aunt Maria home?
00:56:23Hello?
00:56:25Hell yes, he's looking for any pills
00:56:27Ecstasy
00:56:49Why are they doing this?
00:57:14Why are they doing this?
00:57:16They're called angels
00:57:18A friend of mine brought them back from Amsterdam
00:57:20They're dipped in acid, so
00:57:22apparently they blow your fucking nut off
00:57:24They're deadly
00:57:27It's a waste in the now
00:57:33Man, there might not be a better time, yeah?
00:57:36Mate, please fucking do this with me tonight, yeah?
00:57:38Come on
00:57:39One last time
00:57:40Fuck it
00:57:41Don't I?
00:57:42Come on
00:57:43Yeah, come on
00:57:47Fuck
00:58:00So where are we going now?
00:58:06My nan gone away
00:58:11She's 17
00:58:12She got
00:58:14Her brother and all his mad mates are downstairs having a party
00:58:17She fucking hates her brother and all his mates
00:58:19She's mad about me
00:58:21I quite like the mad music
00:58:23but don't tell her
00:58:24because she fucking hates it
00:58:27I love her face when she's angry, she's real pissed off
00:58:32That's when she still surprises me
00:58:36That's when she still catches me looking at her
00:58:40That's when she smiles
00:58:44This is years ago
00:58:54School
00:58:59You brought us back to school
00:59:03Best fucking days of my life, man
00:59:14We're the last three men on earth
00:59:17Survivors of something
00:59:19Survivors of something bad
00:59:21A war, a plague
00:59:23Some sort of earthquake
00:59:27What wiped out everyone else?
00:59:30Who gets to be child of nesting?
00:59:34He was the main man in his day
00:59:36The last man
00:59:39That'd be mad
00:59:43Are you listening to me?
00:59:45Are you hearing me?
00:59:59Where are we?
01:00:05Sam, boys
01:00:07My baby
01:00:08Sam
01:00:10Sam!
01:00:11Relax, Dave
01:00:12Relax, OK?
01:00:14I'm relaxed
01:00:16I'm relaxed
01:00:18Come on
01:00:20We're going in, boys
01:00:41Come on
01:01:02I can't believe we've come this far
01:01:06Ray, Ray, are you seeing this?
01:01:08What?
01:01:09The lights
01:01:11All the colours
01:01:14No, Bernard
01:01:16I don't see shit
01:01:18I didn't take that last yoke
01:01:20What do you mean?
01:01:25Acid-dipped dutchies
01:01:28At four o'clock in the morning
01:01:32Fuck that
01:01:35I'm gonna be a dad
01:01:39Like it or not, I have to stop doing shit like this
01:01:49That's a fucking waste
01:01:50Sorry, not as fucked up as you guys
01:01:54No
01:01:58You're worse
01:02:01Am I?
01:02:05You know what your real problem is, Ray?
01:02:08What?
01:02:10Ray, look at me
01:02:13Ray
01:02:16It's not Linda being knocked up, man
01:02:19That's not your real problem
01:02:22No?
01:02:25Come on, man
01:02:26Admit it
01:02:28Just fucking admit it now, yeah?
01:02:29I'm OK with it
01:02:30He's OK with it, yeah?
01:02:31We're secure with shit like that
01:02:34I know loads of lads who are like you
01:02:36What the fuck are you talking about?
01:02:37You're a bender
01:02:39How?
01:02:40Cat's out the bag
01:02:42You're a gay man
01:02:43It's OK
01:02:48What the fuck are you saying?
01:02:50Better hear it
01:02:52If I can see this shit
01:02:53Why do you think things are so fucked up with Linda, bro?
01:02:56What the fuck are you saying?
01:02:57Ray, listen
01:02:58What the fuck are you saying?
01:03:00It's OK
01:03:01You fucking waster
01:03:02I like guys
01:03:03You're full of shit
01:03:04You like cock
01:03:06I'm OK with it
01:03:07Fuck you
01:03:08Yeah, I might be full of shit
01:03:09But at least I can fucking admit it
01:03:11Just admit it once, you fuck
01:03:14Ray, stall it, Ray, Ray
01:03:15Stall it?
01:03:17Stall it?
01:03:18Who the fuck are you?
01:03:20Why are you still here?
01:03:22I'm just hanging out here
01:03:23Oh, I'm just hanging out
01:03:24Whopper pills, deadly buzz
01:03:26You're fucking clueless as well
01:03:27Tell him why he's here, Dave
01:03:28Just leave him be, Ray
01:03:29Leave him be
01:03:30He'll be all right
01:03:32The only reason you're here
01:03:33is because he wanted to test the pills out on you
01:03:36Make sure they were safe before he sold them
01:03:38Do you think you're his friend?
01:03:41Do you think you're his friend?
01:03:43You're his fucking guinea pig
01:03:44That's all you are, Bernard
01:03:46Is that true, Dave?
01:03:48Well, Bernard, we're mates now, aren't we?
01:03:50I mean, in the beginning, then we...
01:03:51The only reason you're here tonight
01:03:55is because he fucked off so many friends
01:03:59He has known that
01:04:00He didn't know what you gave me, Dave
01:04:03Well, lots of people take things all the time
01:04:05without knowing, man
01:04:06We had a good time, didn't we?
01:04:08You had a good time with me
01:04:12I trusted you, Dave
01:04:17Thanks, Ray
01:04:20The crack's dead now, yeah?
01:04:22You've ruined the fucking buzz
01:04:23Congratulations
01:04:28So go home
01:04:30Sam's worried about you
01:04:31You've any self-respect left?
01:04:33Go home
01:04:34Make things right with her
01:04:35before you get your fucking head blown off, yeah?
01:04:38It doesn't matter if I can't pay the fucking money
01:04:40for that good time
01:04:45Fuck
01:04:46Fuck!
01:04:47Oh, fuck!
01:04:48Oh, fuck
01:04:58You know
01:04:59You know
01:05:01Someone once said
01:05:04Life was lived forward
01:05:06but understood backwards
01:05:10But they never said at what point
01:05:11you turned around and made sense of it
01:05:17I think I might have missed it
01:05:21Fuck it
01:05:23Fuck it
01:05:30Fuck it
01:05:49What are you gonna do?
01:05:53I don't know
01:05:56What are you gonna do?
01:06:00I don't know either
01:06:04I don't know either, guys
01:06:08Well, Barnett, the first thing you need to do
01:06:09is move out of your parents' house
01:06:12You know
01:06:14Get a place with a few mates
01:06:15who'll make you go crazy every once in a while
01:06:18It's actually a good idea
01:06:20Ray could move in with me
01:06:22There'd be plenty of space for all his gay boyfriends
01:06:25Now we're talking
01:06:27That's not funny, Barnett
01:06:28You wouldn't have to worry about a place, Dave
01:06:30You know, on account of being shot and all that
01:06:32Oh, too soon, bro
01:06:34Not funny
01:06:35Well, if you survive
01:06:36you can always come over
01:06:37with some overpriced experimental drugs
01:06:39any time you like
01:06:41We can listen to Ray Ray in the afternoon
01:06:51What am I gonna do about Linda?
01:06:52What am I gonna do about Linda?
01:06:57And the baby
01:07:05The only thing you can do, Ray
01:07:08You know
01:07:13And all I know is
01:07:14you can't be unhappy and be a good dad
01:07:22Gonna have some stories out of this weekend, Barnett
01:07:27Barnett
01:07:29I am so sorry I didn't get you laid, man
01:07:32Next time, yeah?
01:07:35Yeah
01:07:37Come on
01:07:39Fuck, I'm hungry
01:07:41You know what I mean?
01:07:44Nice turkey club sandwich
01:07:47Yeah
01:07:49Sandwich
01:07:53Yeah
01:08:00Well, you better be off
01:08:03Nah
01:08:04I'll go with you
01:08:06You sure?
01:08:08Yeah, sure
01:08:10Since you're leaving, I'm gonna go home, Dave
01:08:12Come on
01:08:22Fuck
01:08:47What the fuck?
01:08:49Oh, jeez, it's him
01:08:50Wait, at the door
01:08:51This cunt fell in here
01:08:52Wait, at the door
01:08:53I don't fucking know, go check
01:08:54Just shut up, shut up
01:08:55Hello?
01:08:57Hell yeah
01:08:59Some of the money
01:09:02I mean, like, I've got
01:09:03No, no, I've got money
01:09:04Like, uh
01:09:15No, no, I've got all of it, actually
01:09:18Yeah, I've got, I've got all the money
01:09:22What the hell, man?
01:09:24Um, it was me house deposit
01:09:29Are you sure, man?
01:09:30This is a lot of money here
01:09:32Yeah
01:09:34Barnard Brothers
01:09:36Barnard fucking Brothers, bro
01:09:38Holy God
01:09:40Oh, thank you
01:09:42Thank you, fucking hell
01:09:44Oh, you're legends
01:09:52Thank you
01:09:59We'll be seeing you soon
01:10:01No, we won't
01:10:06Jesus, Ray
01:10:08What are you doing to yourself?
01:10:12Linda
01:10:14I've been thinking
01:10:17A lot
01:10:19About us
01:10:22About everything
01:10:27Is it over between us?
01:10:35I think so
01:10:39It's gone
01:10:42What we had
01:10:46I'm not that person anymore
01:10:49Yeah, I know
01:10:51I'm sorry
01:11:05I'm sorry how I've treated you
01:11:13For ages
01:11:18This is all
01:11:21It's all fucked up
01:11:24But I can't be a dad if I can't be happy
01:11:29And this isn't where I'm supposed to be right now
01:11:41Sam, baby
01:11:49Sam, you awake?
01:11:52I don't know, Dave
01:11:54You stink
01:11:55No, I just
01:11:57I just want to be close to you right now
01:11:59Not until you've shared
01:12:00Please, Sam
01:12:05What's wrong?
01:12:09I'm done
01:12:13With what?
01:12:15The drug thing
01:12:16I'm fucking done now
01:12:18I'm done selling them
01:12:19I'm done using them
01:12:20All of them now
01:12:22Yeah, right, you've said it before
01:12:24Listen, Sam, listen
01:12:28I don't want to fuck this up
01:12:30Any more than I already have, okay?
01:12:34I love you
01:12:36If I always loved you
01:12:37I know I should have said that before
01:12:39But I want to be
01:12:40I want to
01:12:42I want to do it right now, yeah?
01:12:44I fucking love you
01:12:51Dave
01:12:53Yeah, baby
01:12:56You're a fucking spa
01:13:21Never doubt
01:13:23In your fantasies
01:13:26They'll burn your house
01:13:29They'll steal your heart
01:13:31So save your love
01:13:44ABC
01:13:47It seems to me
01:13:48That seeking Babylon
01:13:51Is not so easy
01:13:55A candle would
01:13:58So trust in me
01:14:00To save your love
01:14:13Cause you're always
01:14:15Getting caught in the middle
01:14:19You're always
01:14:22Getting caught in the middle
01:14:25You're always
01:14:28Getting caught in the middle
01:14:31So save your love
01:14:37Save your love
01:14:46This feeling
01:14:48Could never end
01:14:53This feeling
01:14:54It should never end
01:14:59This feeling
01:15:00It will never end
01:15:02One, two, three
01:15:05Stick to me
01:15:08Never doubt
01:15:10In your fantasies
01:15:14They'll burn your house
01:15:16They'll steal your heart
01:15:18So save your love
01:15:24Save your love
01:15:31You're always
01:15:33Getting caught in the middle
01:15:37You're always
01:15:39Getting caught in the middle