Aired (September 2, 2024): Kalokalike man ang nasa harapan ni hurado Bianca Umali, hindi pa rin niya napigilan ang kiligin dahil si ‘Black Rider’ star Ruru Madrid ang napiling gayahin nito!
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00:00Ready na ang susunod na vida, ang kanyang itsura.
00:06Ready na ang susunod na vida, ang kanyang itsura.
00:11Heto na si contestant number three.
00:30What's up, Adla B-Boy!
00:51Ako po pala si Evin Tangkalan,
00:53ang Ruro Madrid ng Batasan Hills, Quezon City.
01:01Binisita ko lang ang mahal ko, ayoko siyang maging malungkot ka siya.
01:05Hi, mahal! Andito ka pala, hindi ka nag-update, mahal.
01:09Siyempre, ayoko kita ma-miss at sinurprise kita dito.
01:20Calvin, nang hindi mo matatakasan,
01:24ang mga ginawa mong kasalanan,
01:27kaya itong nababahay sa'yo!
01:34Kayang mga mahal ko sa buhay, hinding hindi na matatakot.
01:39Lalo na tapatay ko na si Calvin, lalo ka na mahal ko.
01:47Pero siyempre, kakantahan ko lang ang mahal ko dito.
01:51At para sa inyo na rin lahat.
01:58Tayo ay matanda na
02:02Sana'y hindi tayo magbago
02:09Asan man, kailan man, hindi tayo magbago
02:18Ako'y magbago, ako'y mamupang kaya
02:23Ako'y hakan at yakal
02:32Hanggang sa pagtanda ng tingin
02:39Nagtatanong lang sa'yo, ako pa kaya'y kibigil mo
02:47Kahit mabuti na ang buhok doon
03:18Hello po guys, what's up?
03:20Madam People
03:21Parang pagod na pagod ka
03:23Nagbutor rin, mapunta dito
03:24Nagbutor talaga ako, nilibot ako
03:26Sa kataling?
03:27Kahapon po nasa Batangas kami
03:30Ano ginawa mo sa Batangas?
03:32Kasi nag-rakes po ako ni Bianca
03:35Nagmahal
03:37Mahal, hindi ka binaha papunta dito, mahal ko?
03:40Medyo binaha talaga
03:42Galing kang Marikina, alarm number 391
03:45May nagahan ko na pumunta dito
03:47Hindi ka pa nagpaalam sa kanya, napupunta ka dito
03:51Bakit hindi ka nag-update?
03:53Syempre gusto ko ma-surprise yung mahal ko
03:55Para makasamba ko
03:57Surprise pala yun
03:59At saka nakapunta siya rito, gumamit siya ng barko
04:02Nang barko?
04:03Anong barko?
04:04Kasi yun, Ruru your boat
04:06Roro
04:08Roro
04:10Nagruro ka rin siya
04:12Tignan nga natin kung ikaw talaga si Ruru
04:14Tignan natin talaga kung alam na alam mo
04:18Yung mga facts tungkol kay Ruru at saka kay Bianca
04:22So magtatanong ko, kailangan sabay niyong sasagutin
04:25Pag sinabi kong go, sabay kayong sasagot
04:31Ang tanong
04:33Saang palabas kayo unang nagkasama?
04:37One, two, three, go
04:38Sherlock
04:39Wala ako sa Sherlock
04:42Ruru
04:43Nahuli
04:45Si Ruru kasama mo sa Sherlock
04:47Baka nahihil ito
04:49Si Ayo ng taga Sherlock
04:52Tarlac yun
04:55Doon kami nagkita ni Ayo sa Sherlock
04:57Tsaka yun din ang iniinom ni Yogi hanggang ngayon
05:00Ano?
05:01Sherlock
05:06Yun ang nakita ko sa mug mo, Sherlock at saka Gerber
05:10Sabi ko ano ito, yun ang periyenta niya
05:12Sherlock at saka Gerber
05:14Pag baby yun
05:16Sherlock, sino?
05:17Dako iba yata yun
05:19Mahal, ibang babae yun
05:21Sino kung mag-aawit pa
05:23Pero saan ba talaga?
05:25Parowa
05:26Parowa
05:28O, ito
05:29Isa pa yung tanong
05:30Kelan ang anniversary nyo?
05:32One, two, three, go
05:34July 19
05:36Nakumali na naman, sasabihin mo
05:38Twenty ang sasabihin niya
05:40Sasabihin ko palang po
05:41Sasabihin ko palang sana, mahal, pasensya ka
05:43Ilan ba kami?
05:44Ay
05:45Ay, patay, ilan daw sila
05:47Ilan ba kami?
05:48Mahal, nag-iisa ka lang
05:49Hindi ko pwedeng dagdagan or anumay
05:51Nagsabi ka sa akin, papakasalan mo ko?
05:53Ay, hindi mahal, ang anniversary nanay
05:57Pero gale, siya nag-propose na pala
06:00So may tinatagong proposal
06:02Paalam ka, paalam ka
06:04Ayayay, pano nasa?
06:06Totoo ba iyong sinasabi ni Bianca?
06:08Nag-propose ka na?
06:10Umm, sempre
06:12Kailangan sa amin muna yun
06:14Hindi ko pwedeng yung vulgar, ba?
06:16E pa, laludula Seng Arsie
06:18Ashing ka ba!
06:20Grabe, sinong…
06:21Kinala ko ang inuman nito
06:23Sinong pa?
06:25Pag-usapan mo ba?
06:27Yes, tama dumatol
06:29Pag-usapan mo, pag-usapan mo
06:30It's like he's drunk.
06:32He has a plan, that's why he's drunk.
06:34Then, he's drunk.
06:36I thought he has a plan,
06:38then he'll meet Charlotte.
06:40Right?
06:42Last question.
06:44Answer it at the same time.
06:46Who's the artist
06:48that you fought with?
06:501, 2, 3, go!
06:52Gabby.
06:54Gabby?
06:56Gabby?
06:58Gabby, it's a revelation.
07:00It's a good revelation.
07:04I didn't answer,
07:06Meme.
07:08Who did you say? Gabby?
07:10Gabby Garcia.
07:12Conception?
07:14Gabby Conception.
07:16Gabby is a man.
07:18You're blushing.
07:20My face is hot, Meme.
07:22It's hot there.
07:24My lips are hot.
07:26Who did you fight with?
07:30We're curious.
07:32Tell me.
07:34It's like,
07:36Gabby is not an
07:38Iron Man.
07:40No, she's not.
07:42Have you ever been jealous?
07:44Sometimes,
07:46but it won't go away.
07:48It depends on how we handle the situation.
07:50Who did you fight with?
07:54Huh?
07:56Who's the jealous one?
07:58It's the same.
08:00Who's the jealous one?
08:02Who?
08:04A lot.
08:06Who's the other one?
08:08Who?
08:10Miguel.
08:14It's true.
08:16Miguel is jealous.
08:18You know,
08:20your revelations will make you lose.
08:22Because of you,
08:24we'll fight later.
08:28For example,
08:30Bianca will be mad at you.
08:32How will you answer her?
08:34Bianca, will you be mad at her?
08:36I thought it's just me.
08:38It's just you, my love.
08:40What do you mean by going there?
08:42My love, I went through something.
08:44Don't call me my love.
08:46If you don't know, it's our anniversary.
08:48My love,
08:50the anniversary is not important to me.
08:52Why?
08:54What's important to me is to be with you for the rest of my life.
08:58So, when?
09:00When will you let me marry you?
09:04My love, that's why I came here.
09:08She's saving up.
09:10She's saving up.
09:12She's saving up.
09:14It's easy.
09:16You can borrow Carlos.
09:18You can borrow him to marry you.
09:20You can borrow Carlos and Chloe.
09:22You'll have someone to fight with.
09:24Look at Chloe.
09:26She has a suit for catering.
09:30For reception.
09:32For catering.
09:34Thank you and good luck, Ruru.
09:36Let's find out the huddle
09:38for contestant number 3.
09:40From Ryan and Aion.
09:42Thank you, Christian.
09:44What's up, people?
09:46Kaloka or Kalokalive?
09:52There's a lot of kalokas.
09:54Here, baby boy.
09:56Let's sit down here.
09:58We have friends here.
10:00There are kalokas here.
10:02Here.
10:04I thought there were kalokas earlier.
10:06I thought there were kalokas earlier.
10:08Here.
10:10Let's sit here.
10:12I thought there were kalokas earlier.
10:18What's your name?
10:20Micaela Saraya.
10:22I'm Romnick.
10:24Micaela, you're still Micaela.
10:26I'm Romnick.
10:28I'm Romnick.
10:30Why are you a kaloka?
10:32Why are you a kaloka?
10:34Because...
10:36Don't be shy.
10:38I'm shy.
10:40Why are you a kaloka?
10:42Don't be shy.
10:44I'm Romnick.
10:46Because he doesn't know
10:48the answers
10:50to Memebye's questions.
10:52Just because of that.
10:54But in appearance,
10:56he's a kalokalive.
10:58In appearance, he's a kalokalive.
11:00In Meme's questions.
11:02In his talent.
11:04In his talent, he's good.
11:06He's a kalokalive.
11:08In Meme's questions, who's your kalokalive?
11:10They are.
11:12They are.
11:14You're the MC.
11:16You're the MC.
11:26We're at a concert
11:28with Memebyes.
11:30Where is that?
11:32In the US.
11:34They're with us.
11:36I'll pack you two.
11:38I'll put you in the luggage.
11:40Thank you, Romnick.
11:42Back to you, guys.
11:44Thank you so much.
11:46Let's hear what your love
11:48has to say.
11:50My love,
11:52I'm crazy about you.
11:56In fairness,
11:58you got the jacket.
12:00You got the helmet.
12:02And in fairness,
12:04you're consistent.
12:06But maybe next time,
12:08you should know our anniversary, my love.
12:10So we can be happy.
12:12But,
12:14Kevin,
12:16congratulations.
12:18Thank you for idolizing Ruru.
12:20I'm happy to see you now.
12:22And I'm here.
12:24Congrats and good luck to you, my love.
12:26Congrats.
12:28Do this pose.
12:30Like this.
12:32My love.
12:34I thought it was her.
12:36My love.
12:38Thank you so much, Hurado Bianca.
12:40Hurads,
12:42Jules,
12:44do you have anything to say?
12:46Why?
12:48What happened?
12:50What happened?
12:52What happened to you, bro?
12:54He got carried away.
12:56He got carried away
12:58and half of his body was carried away.
13:02Say hello to the people.
13:04What's up, people?
13:06You're so funny.
13:08You're such a singer.
13:10Just in time.
13:12I don't want this segment.
13:14Just in time.
13:16He's flying.
13:18I'm crazy about you.
13:22Sorry.
13:24Bro,
13:26Long neck ka ba?
13:27Bakit?
13:28Long neck ka!
13:37Parang gusto ko miss ni Peachy!
13:38Peachy parang gusto ko pala!
13:42For old time's sake!
13:43O sige na nga!
13:47Pinakaasam mo!
13:49Parang kaya talag toothbrush e!
13:52Pero pwede naman beso-beso!
13:54Beso na beso!
13:57Anong pinagkis yung tenga ko ah?
14:00Baka holder pa lang!
14:03Thank you kuya!
14:05Mga salamat!
14:06Si kuya ang tunoy na panalo!
14:08Congrats!
14:09True!
14:10Siya yung pinakakamuka!
14:11Mahal na!
14:12Tumaharin niyo na pong ibigay ang inyong hatol!
14:14Kay Kevin Dangkala ng Ruru Madrid
14:17ng Batasan Hills, Quezon City!
14:20Parang wala naman nangyari!
14:21May nangyari ba?
14:22Di first day!
14:23First day pa lang!
14:25Pero ngayon naman!
14:26Ayan! Ayan!
14:27Tumatantos na!
14:28Ayo! Ayo!
14:29Ayan na!
14:31Ayaw mo na yan!
14:34At ngayon naman!
14:35Siyempre ngayon kasama na ni Ruru!
14:37Si Carlos Yulo at Chloe San Jose!
14:40Ngayon naman tingnan natin ang hatol sa kanilang mga jurado!
14:43Ayan!
14:44Titigan niyo na ang pagmamukha ng tatlong ito!
14:47At hahatulan na natin kung sino talaga sa kanilang tatlong
14:50ang kalokalike!
14:56Si Andres Santos pa
14:59alias Carlos Yulo!
15:02Si Katla Kanilaw
15:04bilang Chloe San Jose!
15:07At si Katla Kanilaw
15:09bilang Chloe San Jose!
15:12O si Kevin Dangkalan
15:14na Ruru Madrid Kalokalike!
15:20Heto na ang risulta
15:21para kay Contessa No. 1 Andres Santos
15:23ang Carlos Yulo ng Marikina!
15:25Heto ang hatol ng mga jurado!
15:32Tatlong kalokalike!
15:34Tatlong kalokalike!
15:35Ang linaw kasi nung L-E-T!
15:37Gets natin agad pag lumabas!
15:40Basyadong clear ang mga balakas na images!
15:46Tatlong kalokalike!
15:48Tatlong kalokalike!
15:49Perfect!
15:51Para kay Contessa No. 2
15:53Katla Kanilaw
15:55ang Chloe San Jose ng Pasig!
15:57Eto ang hatol ng mga jurado!
16:01Naku!
16:02Dalawang kaloka at isang kalokalike!
16:06Para kay Contessa No. 3
16:08Kevin Dangkalan
16:09ng Ruru Madrid
16:10ng Batasan Hills, Quezon City!
16:12Eto ang hatol ng mga jurado!
16:18Oh!
16:20Isang kaloka, dalawang kalokalike!
16:22Sa mga katawid
16:23ang ating kalokalike winner ngayong araw
16:25ay si Andres Santos
16:28ang Carlos Yulo ng Marikina!
16:30Congratulations!
16:33At maraming salamat naman
16:34sa inyong pagsalik
16:35Kat and Kevin!
16:37Maraming maraming salamat!
16:38Maghuhi pa rin kayo ng TIG!
16:40Php 5,000!
16:42Kapag certified kafest mo
16:43ang inyong idol
16:44o pwedeng ikaw na
16:45ang susunod na manalo
16:46dito sa
16:47Kalokalar Phase 4!
16:51Tawag ng dangalan
16:52sa pagkabalikian ng R-Show!
16:54R-Time!
16:55It's showtime!
16:57It's showtime!
16:59It's showtime!
17:00It's showtime!
17:01It's showtime!