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00:00Hi!
00:01You saved my life.
00:02If your life was saved, would I be alive?
00:03A very happy birthday to my girlfriend.
00:05Kajal!
00:07Now tell me, why did you call me here?
00:08I thought I would do some shopping.
00:09Will you do the shopping or will you make me do the shopping?
00:10It's the same thing.
00:11Let's go.
00:12Let's go.
00:13Let's go.
00:14Let's go.
00:15Let's go.
00:16Let's go.
00:17Let's go.
00:18Let's go.
00:19Let's go.
00:20Let's go.
00:21Let's go.
00:22Let's go.
00:23Let's go.
00:24Let's go.
00:25Let's go.
00:26Let's go.
00:27Let's go.
00:28Let's go.
00:29Let's go.
00:30I forgot.
00:31What?
00:32I have to return a shirt.
00:33You wait here.
00:34I'll get it from the car.
00:35Just a minute.
00:36Just a minute.
00:37Are you tired?
00:59I'm sorry.
01:00What?
01:01I'm sorry?
01:02You broke my headlight.
01:03You broke his eggs.
01:04Who will pay for it?
01:05Is he your father?
01:06Let him go, Madhu.
01:07He looks decent.
01:08Decent?
01:09From where?
01:10He looks like a loafer.
01:11Loafer.
01:12Hey, Madhu.
01:13Madhu.
01:14Madhu.
01:15Madhu.
01:16Madhu.
01:17Madhu.
01:18Madhu.
01:19Madhu.
01:20Madhu.
01:21Madhu.
01:22Madhu.
01:23Madhu.
01:24Madhu.
01:25Madhu.
01:26Madhu.
01:27Madhu.
01:28You look like a loafer.
01:29Hey, Phoolan Devi.
01:30What is it?
01:31Watch your tongue.
01:32Don't be so clunky.
01:33Ajay, give me the money.
01:35You.
01:36Hey, chicken thief.
01:37How much for your eggs?
01:38Five hundred.
01:39Just five hundred.
01:40Take this.
01:41And what about your egg?
01:42What?
01:43The egg of your car.
01:44Headlight.
01:45Five hundred.
01:46Five hundred.
01:47Take this.
01:48A thousand.
01:49A thousand?
01:50For what?
01:51I'll tell you.
01:52That's why.
01:53Get lost.
01:56Get lost.
01:57Just a minute.
01:57What is it?
01:59Here's Rs.5000.
02:02What for?
02:02I'll tell you.
02:09For this.
02:12But this is for Rs.4000.
02:13Yes.
02:14The rest is tip for Rs.1000.
02:16Got it, my darling?
02:19Let's go, Kajal.
02:24You...
02:24No, no, no.
02:25Forget it. She's a girl.
02:27So what if she's a girl?
02:28She gives me tips and calls me a loafer.
02:30Do I look like a loafer to you?
02:31I didn't give you the money to play games.
02:33I gave it to you to sell. Got it?
02:35Sorry, sir.
02:39What are you doing?
02:40What are you doing?
02:41You're cleaning a marble set worth Rs.500,000
02:43with a cheap stick.
02:45Do you know who's coming to see it today?
02:47Who?
02:47Mr. Nawab Changezi of Agra.
02:51Got it? Go.
02:52Sorry, darling. Sorry, darling.
02:55Excuse me.
02:57Excuse me. I'm here.
02:58Oh, Mr. Putli.
03:00Yes, Mr. Putli. I mean, madam.
03:02Sir, take this shirt from you. It's defective.
03:05Defective? Impossible. Impossible.
03:07What impossible?
03:08Look, there's a hole in it. Show me.
03:10I didn't see it.
03:11You didn't see it?
03:12I didn't see it.
03:12I'll show you right now.
03:15I'll show you right now.
03:17I saw it. I saw it. I saw it.
03:19Suleman. Suleman.
03:20Show madam the shirt.
03:22Or she'll tear my pant too.
03:24Madam, go to the counter. He'll show you the shirt.
03:27Yes. Yes.
03:28Show it. Show it.
03:30Come on. I'm in a good mood now.
03:31I'm quiet because of you.
03:33Or I'd have turned that lizard into a cockroach.
03:34Okay, fine.
03:39She calls me a fool.
03:40Raja, buy a shirt for yourself.
03:42I'll go and look for a girl for myself.
03:44I mean, I'll go and look for shoes.
03:47Why are you showing me the pant? Show me the shirt.
03:52Get a girl for yourself.
03:53You'll get tired of wearing the same shirt for long.
03:56Alright.
03:58You'll get tired of wearing the same shirt for very long.
04:00You'll get tired of wearing that same shirt for a long time.
04:02Come on, go and get the girl.
04:04I'm here, buddy.
04:05Go get the girl.
04:06Go.
04:11Go get the girl.
04:12Someone don't be late.
04:13Go.
04:14Go.
04:15Go.
04:15Go.
04:16Go.
04:17Go.
04:17Go, go, go.
04:18Go.
04:19Go.
04:19Go.
04:19Go.
04:20Go.
04:20Go.
04:20Go.
04:21Mr. Dinda, Mr. Changesi, come and have a look at the statue.
04:26Hey! Why are you apologizing to the statue?
04:29Get out of here.
04:32Mr. Nawab, the statue has been searched for you.
04:37Okay.
04:48Mr. Nawab, actually...
04:50Shut up!
04:56Praise the Lord!
04:58Glory to the Lord!
05:00What a workmanship!
05:02This workmanship has changed the nature of God.
05:05We will give this workmanship not 5 lakhs, but 50 lakhs.
05:0950 lakhs?
05:11Who made this statue?
05:13Who made this statue?
05:15Mr. Nawab, I made it with my own hands.
05:18Go to hell!
05:20You don't know what you have made with your own hands.
05:24If you order me, I will make a new one.
05:26That's what I don't want.
05:29Shah Jahan had his workers cut off their hands after building the Taj Mahal.
05:32So that the Taj Mahal doesn't get built again.
05:35You can't build it again.
05:37That's why I will cut off your hands.
05:39I will cut off your hands.
05:40Aladdin!
05:41Yes, Your Highness.
05:42I am going.
05:44Take both the hands of the Persian and go to Agra.
05:47I will kill you.
05:50Oh, God!
06:01Help! Help!
06:03My bag! My bag!
06:05Who is it?
06:11Hey, Persian! Open the door!
06:13What should I do? What should I do?
06:15What should I do?
06:17I will use my mobile too.
06:19Let's go. 1-0-0.
06:21Hello! Stand up! Passing police station.
06:25Listen, give me a family pack of Colgate.
06:27Yes, ma'am.
06:27Give me one too.
06:28Yes, sir.
06:32Sorry, sir. There is only one family pack in stock.
06:34I will take it.
06:35I will take it.
06:35Leave it.
06:36I won't leave it.
06:36My hand was first.
06:37My eyes were first.
06:38Ladies first.
06:38Why should I go to the bathroom?
06:39Look, you are messing with me.
06:40It's a childhood habit.
06:41I will bring it.
06:42Okay, take it. You need it more.
06:44Why?
06:45Because you stink.
06:47What?
06:47Yes, your mouth stinks.
06:57Hey!
07:00You stink.
07:01Your body stinks.
07:02Your character stinks.
07:03You need it more.
07:05Take this.
07:06Take it. Take more.
07:17Help!
07:40I will kill you.
07:42I will kill you.
07:47Look, sister-in-law.
07:53I will kill you.
07:54Oh, no!
07:56Leave me.
07:57I will kill you.
07:59Leave me.
07:59Leave me.
08:00Leave me.
08:02Leave me.
08:02I will cut this witch's hair.
08:04Leave me.
08:05I will cut this fool's nose.
08:07I will see what you will do.
08:09Constable.
08:10Police.
08:10I will burn anyone who moves from their place.
08:14Leave me.
08:15Leave me.
08:16Look, Raja.
08:17If my father finds out, he won't bail us out.
08:19Come on. Run.
08:21I won't spare you.
08:22Where are you running, pigeon?
08:24Come here.
08:24Madhu, I will show you. Relax.
08:26Come on.
08:27You want to mess with me?
08:30Harbu, we have come to this filth.
08:33But are you sure that your daughter will sign this marriage certificate?
08:38She will, Ranjeet. She will do it happily.
08:40Driver, stop the car.
08:43Ranjeet, you wait. I will just come.
08:47Hey, mister. Where is Harinibas?
08:49Hey, I am asking you.
08:53Hey.
08:57You scoundrel.
08:58I will kill you.
08:59I will kill you.
09:00Idiot.
09:01I will hit you with a matchbox.
09:03Daddy.
09:04I will beat you.
09:06Daddy, you and here?
09:08What a pleasant surprise.
09:10Uncle, come inside.
09:11You call me uncle.
09:13I am just Mr. Harbanslal for you.
09:15Do you understand?
09:23Bloody crow.
09:42Did you see, daddy?
09:43Even the crows didn't like what you said.
09:45Tell me, dad. Why have you come here?
09:47I want your signature on these papers.
09:49I have to send them to America today.
09:51I will sign it, dad. But before that..
09:53..you will have to sign some papers.
09:55What?
09:56Uncle Dino.
09:57Uncle Dino.
09:58Yes, dear.
09:59Bring the contract file.
10:00Yes, I am bringing it, dear.
10:01Which contract are you talking about?
10:02The one in which it is written that you are transferring..
10:05..all the land of the colony to the people who live here.
10:07What?
10:08Yes.
10:08Are you out of your mind?
10:09What do you think?
10:10That I will transfer my land worth crores of rupees..
10:12..in the name of these naked people?
10:14No. Never.
10:15So what do you think?
10:16That I will sign on these rotten papers of yours?
10:19No. Never.
10:23Oh, no.
10:24Give it to me.
10:25Give me the paper. I will sign it.
10:26Here.
10:27Here you go.
10:28Every time I have to kneel down in front of your stubbornness.
10:31Still you don't give up.
10:33Signature, please. There.
10:35Sign.
10:36Sign.
10:37Sign.
10:38Sign.
10:42Daddy, I love you.
10:43You are wonderful.
10:44What are you doing?
10:45That's more like it, Daddy.
10:46Now tell me where I have to sign.
10:47Shall I sign on my death warrant too?
10:49You have to sign here.
10:50Where is the pen?
10:51Give me the pen. Hurry up.
10:52Give me the pen.
10:53Here.
10:54Yes.
10:55Daddy, you are so sweet.
10:56Yes.
10:57Daddy, you are wonderful.
10:58Right.
10:59You are the best daddy in the whole wide world.
11:03Come on, Kajal.
11:04Let's celebrate.
11:05Let's tell everyone.
11:06Come on.
11:07They agreed, brother.
11:09They agreed.
11:10They gave us 2 crores of land and got 100 crores of happiness.
11:14Now our children will not only get married as per their wish..
11:17..but they won't even think about anyone else.