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00:00So guys, it's been half an hour since we left Embassy
00:02and the visa is...
00:03He's a childhood friend of mine and he even requested me to bring Saad
00:06and he's also a fan of yours
00:07Oh, a fan?
00:09He's married
00:10So it's okay, he must need a groom there
00:12Saad has a really nice salon in Karachi
00:14It's called Ivy Salon by Anam Zubair
00:16and I've heard so much about it, they do amazing make-up
00:18What have you done to your hair?
00:19You don't look like you're going to a wedding
00:20You're going to a party without asking me
00:22Guys, they make a couple of my hair as well
00:24Sometimes we have to go to a wedding as well
00:26Shame on you, look at the hair on your head
00:29You're getting bald on top of that
00:30Look at your head, you're so tensed
00:31I don't know what you're tensed about
00:32Aurob, you're the reason I'm tensed
00:34Don't make me tense
00:36Let's go eat roti
00:37Tell me a good place
00:38A good place...
00:39Do you want to eat sitting down or in the car?
00:41Let's eat standing up as well
00:42Do you want to eat sitting down or where else?
00:43We have to sit in the car as well
00:44We have to eat lying down in the car
00:46Mom, I think you've lost your mind
00:47We'll come to Lahore and do boxing with you
00:49Boxing my ass
00:50I'll blow you up
00:52Aurob, are you lying to me?
00:54I think you're lying to me
00:55What?
00:56You said it's your friend's wedding
00:57It's my friend's wedding
00:58Yes, it's his
00:59You're the one who's getting married
01:08It's 6 in the morning
01:10And I told you guys in yesterday's vlog
01:12That we're here to get an American visa
01:14So that you guys can travel from America to America
01:17We had to reach the embassy at 7
01:18It's 6 in the morning
01:19I have so much time
01:21Sadam has also woken me up
01:22And you've been snoring all night
01:24I've only slept for half an hour
01:26And you've woken me up
01:29Don't act like a drama queen
01:30I'm taking you to America with me
01:32Or I'll go alone
01:33And I'll have a show with the girls
01:35Who gives you that right?
01:36You don't have to cry later
01:37I'm giving you a visa
01:38And you're acting like a drama queen
01:39I thought you were a scoundrel
01:40But you turned out to be a god
01:42First we'll go to the embassy
01:43We'll get our visa there
01:45And then we'll go to the doctor
01:46To get your snoring treated
01:48I couldn't sleep all night
01:49Because of your snoring
01:50Aren't you ashamed?
01:51Anyways, welcome back
01:52To the vlog
01:53If you haven't joined the Ducky army yet
01:55Then like and subscribe
01:57And I'll see you later
01:58Documents are ready
02:00Passport and everything
02:01We'll have to take everything
02:03I've kept everything
02:04Whatever I've done in the world
02:06Whatever I've earned
02:07I've kept everything
02:08America's visa doesn't apply
02:10To just go to the embassy
02:12If I want to go to America
02:13They'll give me a visa
02:14But no
02:15They'll check your background
02:16If you're rich
02:17If you're capable of going there
02:18Like me
02:19With fair, blue eyes
02:20Even if you go to America
02:22They'll give you a visa
02:24If they see you
02:25They'll remove America's visa
02:27And you'll have to leave Pakistan
02:30They're going to have a post-mortem
02:32It's free
02:34You have some pending work
02:36You can't be free like this
02:38Shut up
02:39I want to go home
02:42Let's go
02:44We're going to the photocopy shop
02:46To print out some documents
02:48It's early in the morning
02:49It's an empty road
02:50First we have to get the documents
02:51Then we have to go to the US embassy
02:52We'll have an interview there
02:53During the interview
02:54We're not allowed to use phones
02:55So we won't be able to vlog
02:57It won't be like
02:58I got a US visa
03:00Are you giving it to me or not?
03:01It won't work like this
03:02She's asking him
03:03What are you going to do?
03:04He's like
03:05Give it to me
03:06I can see you
03:07Say hello to the camera
03:08Then they'll accept the visa
03:09They'll say
03:10Ducky Bhai will feature on the channel
03:11America
03:12America's promotion
03:13America's economy will boost
03:14If I get the visa
03:15Really?
03:16It's such a fun projection
03:17That he'll say
03:18You're Ducky Bhai
03:20In America
03:21Dollars will start coming
03:22From making my vlogs
03:23You've taken it easy
03:24Shut up
03:25Anyway
03:26Let's go to the photocopy shop
03:31Hello
03:32How are you?
03:33I'm good
03:34Are you done printing?
03:35Yes
03:36Okay
03:37Close it in the file
03:38And set it
03:39The printing is done
03:40Now let's go straight to the embassy
03:42Let's see what happens
03:43Thank you so much
03:44Hold this
03:45We're going to drive the car
03:46To the US embassy
03:47Okay
03:51Let's go
03:53We've reached the US embassy
03:54We're not allowed to touch our phones
03:56So I'll stop vlogging here
03:582 hours later
03:59We're done with the embassy
04:01And
04:02The visa
04:04We've got it
04:05We've got the visa
04:06We've got it
04:07We've got the visa
04:08It's approved
04:14This visa
04:16During the world cup
04:17We went to give the world cup
04:18But it's okay
04:20There were no cameras inside
04:21So I didn't make a video
04:22Of anything
04:23We've got this
04:24Visa is approved
04:26Let's go
04:27Let's go eat something
04:28Yes, let's go
04:29We'll drive the car
04:30What do you want to eat?
04:31Noodles
04:32Noodles?
04:33We've got noodles
04:34Wait, we've got a visa
04:35Is it a temple?
04:36What do you mean
04:37Noodles
04:38We've got an American visa
04:40Not a desi visa
04:41Which is desi food
04:42We'll eat some English food
04:44Because we've got an American visa
04:46Let's get him to eat a burger
04:4820 minutes later
04:55I feel like I've got a visa
04:57You've really ordered English food
04:59Let's get him to eat American food
05:01Everyone was rejected there
05:03Your sister told me
05:05What do you do?
05:06I told her I'm a Ducky
05:07She told me to get the visa
05:08Wow
05:11Is it good?
05:12We've got this too
05:14We've got a visa
05:15We've got a visa
05:17I'm so happy
05:18Whatever you say will happen today
05:20Today, I'll understand what you're saying for an hour
05:22Saad is so happy that he took a shower
05:24I don't believe it
05:25Mashallah
05:26He took a shower
05:27Otherwise, you take a shower on Eid
05:29No, I had to take a shower today
05:30Because Gauri had to do an interview there
05:32I had to impress her too
05:33But she called me at 6 in the morning
05:35That's why I didn't take a shower
05:36You're lying
05:37I'm so happy
05:38I'm so happy
05:40Whatever you say will happen
05:42I have a small work
05:43What?
05:44My friend is getting married today
05:45Go
05:46No, take me to the salon
05:47Fulfill one wish
05:48If I go to the salon, I'll get ready
05:51Your friend is getting married
05:52Look at the make-up
05:53Go to your friend's wedding
05:54What are you doing?
05:55No, I don't do make-up myself
05:57I have to get make-up done from outside
05:58There's a great salon in Karachi
06:00It's called Ivory Salon by Anam Zubair
06:02I've heard so much about it
06:03They do such beautiful make-up
06:04They make me look beautiful
06:06Aroob, you don't need make-up
06:08You're pretty
06:09Why are you putting on make-up?
06:10Go to your friend's wedding
06:11Don't waste your time
06:12Shut up, Saad
06:13They'll make me more beautiful
06:14They'll enhance my natural features
06:16I'll leave it there
06:17You just said, whatever you say will happen
06:19Aroob, whatever you say will happen
06:20You just said, you have to go to your friend's wedding
06:22So I said, go to your friend's wedding
06:24Saad, you've only fulfilled one wish
06:26Take me there, please
06:27Aroob, there must be a beauty parlor 5 minutes away
06:30Ask them to send you to the wedding
06:34Don't waste your time
06:35If I have to go, I have to go to Ivory
06:37I'm not going anywhere else
06:39What Ivory salon have you put on?
06:41Look at the cream
06:43Look at the level of cream
06:45Are you crazy?
06:46They have branded make-up
06:47They'll put that on my face
06:48Leave me alone
06:49I don't know
06:50I'm so beautiful
06:51If I put it on today, you'll go crazy
06:53I'm going to look so beautiful
06:54Aroob, I'm stopping you
06:55Because I have to go to my friend's wedding
06:57When I come to Karachi
06:581,500 people ask me
06:59Maybe they're attracted
07:00You've come to Karachi
07:01So meet us
07:02I'll give some of them time
07:03Don't act
07:04No one asks you
07:05Except your wife
07:06Thank God
07:07Leave me alone
07:09Why are you wasting time?
07:10Go to a salon
07:11Attend your friend's wedding
07:13In fact, I suggest you
07:14Take a bag
07:15And a chopper
07:16Pack food
07:17And bring it from there
07:18What's the plan?
07:19Don't misbehave
07:20Leave me alone
07:21Seekhbab, Karahi
07:22If I have to go, I have to go to Ivory
07:23Biryani, Raita, Bottles
07:24Bring everything
07:25Leave me alone
07:26I have to get ready at Ivory
07:27I'm not going to your wedding
07:28No, you'll go
07:29I'm not going to your wedding
07:30I don't even know her
07:31Whose wedding is it?
07:32I've given time to my friends
07:33I have to meet them
07:34You're my childhood friend
07:35I'm your childhood friend
07:36I even requested you
07:37To bring Saad
07:38He's your fan
07:40Fan?
07:41He's getting married
07:42What?
07:43He's getting married
07:44So what?
07:45He needs a groom
07:46Asshole
07:47I'm going
07:48Tell me if he's your fan
07:49We'll go to a wedding
07:50To wear a sherwani
07:51At a wedding
07:52He's your fan
07:53In a small family
07:54Then you go
07:55What's this?
07:56You've set up a room
07:57And you want to send him
07:58To your friend's wedding
07:59And you're preparing him
08:00For the best salon in Karachi
08:01I made a mistake
08:02By offering you
08:03That whatever you say
08:04It's your challenge
08:05Let me come to Lahore
08:06I'll teach you a good lesson
08:08Okay
08:09Drop me at the Ivory Salon
08:10Then you can go
08:11Wherever you want
08:12Okay
08:13We'll agree on that
08:14I'll even book
08:15The entire Ivory Salon
08:16For you
08:17I'll get it vacated
08:18Yes
08:19Ivory Salon
08:20Yes
08:21I'm Ducky
08:22I'm coming with my wife
08:23Protocol
08:24They say
08:25There's a protocol
08:26I'll get it vacated
08:27Can it be vacated?
08:28Boss level
08:29Wow
08:30They say
08:31It's a big deal
08:32But I'll get it vacated
08:34Let's go
08:39There's the Ivory
08:40Wow
08:41Wow
08:42Wow
08:43It's beautiful
08:44Isn't it?
08:45It's very beautiful
08:46Let's go
08:47But we have to get ready
08:48I've got it vacated
08:49Don't waste time
08:52You go inside
08:53My friend is calling
08:54You go inside
08:55I'll be back
08:59How are you?
09:00I've been waiting for you
09:01I'm in Karachi
09:02Why aren't you coming to pick me up?
09:03I'm stuck here
09:05I'm busy with the salon
09:06You know
09:07I'm a wife
09:08You're a married man
09:09You're a father
09:10You're a father
09:11You're a step above me
09:12I'm not a father
09:13You're a father
09:14I know
09:15Don't teach your father
09:16You know
09:17I'm a role
09:18Come fast
09:19I was here
09:20To drop my wife
09:21At the Ivory Salon
09:22I'll vacate
09:23And come to you
09:24I'm coming
09:25Don't worry
09:26I'll be back
09:27She has to go to her friend's wedding
09:28I got it vacated
09:29But she said
09:30Come with me
09:31I'm coming
09:32I'll meet you
09:37You've started preparing
09:39I did fast revision
09:40What's wrong with your hair?
09:41This doesn't look like a wedding look
09:42You're going to a party
09:43Without asking me
09:44I'm making a bun
09:45It's so cute
09:46A big bun
09:47It'll look beautiful
09:49A burger bun?
09:50This is the burger bun
09:52How long will it take?
09:53I think half an hour
09:55Half an hour?
09:56It'll take half an hour
09:57You're talking about
09:58Branded makeup
09:59Shut up
10:01I heard you
10:02Shut up
10:04Put it in your pocket
10:05Don't tell anyone
10:06Shame on you
10:08I'm getting ready
10:09For my friend's wedding
10:10Hurry up
10:11I have to drop you
10:12I gave my friends time
10:13They make my hair too
10:15We have to go
10:16To a wedding too
10:17Shame on you
10:18Look at your hair
10:19They have their hair
10:20You're getting bald
10:21And you're worried
10:22About your hair
10:23What are you worried about?
10:24You're the reason
10:25Why I'm worried
10:26Don't worry
10:27Is there a reason?
10:28Yes
10:29I'm going
10:30You take them out
10:31Go sit over there
10:35Don't look at me
10:36I'm getting ready
10:37For my friend's wedding
10:39It was so difficult
10:40To find you
10:41I saw you in the salon
10:42You insulted me
10:43In front of everyone
10:44Go sit over there
10:45Don't argue with me
10:592,000 years later
11:06Aroob
11:08Aroob
11:09Aroob
11:10Aroob
11:11Are you here?
11:12Come here
11:13Aroob
11:17Aroob
11:20You don't need to come
11:21Come later
11:23Are you lying to me?
11:24I think you're lying
11:26You said your friend's getting married
11:28Yeah, so what?
11:29You're the one who's getting married.
11:30What's the matter? You look like my daddy.
11:32I feel like getting married to you again.
11:34I mean, with you.
11:35I'm scared.
11:36Get ready quickly. We're leaving.
11:38Get ready.
11:38I'm almost ready.
11:40What else do you have to get ready?
11:41Leave her.
11:42Leave her now.
11:43Let her get ready.
11:44Aroob, everyone is making fun of you over there.
11:46That you look like this bride because you're from a bride's family.
11:48You'll see how much everyone will praise me.
11:50They'll call you a lucky ball and make fun of you.
11:52Move.
11:53We're at the place where Aroob got ready.
11:55This is Ivory Salon by Anam Zubair in Gulshan Iqbal, Karachi.
12:00They also have a brand in Nazimabad.
12:01But the Gulshan Iqbal one is closer to our house.
12:03So I thought, let's come here.
12:05We're going to drop her off at the wedding.
12:06Then we'll go to Maas.
12:07Come, come, come.
12:08You didn't wear such a heavy dress.
12:09Aroob, it's your fault.
12:10You put it on me.
12:11At least help me.
12:12I'll help you only if you get me a biryani chopper.
12:14Sit.
12:15I don't want to.
12:16Sit.
12:16Let's go.
12:18Oh, let's go.
12:20Let's go.
12:22Okay, your blanket is here.
12:23It's okay.
12:24Aroob, you have to get a chopper.
12:25I'm telling you.
12:26Don't disappoint me.
12:27Biryani, tikka, shikha, naan, shaan, bottles, everything.
12:30Then come with me.
12:31It'll be fun.
12:32You're saying that the girl you're marrying isn't a fan.
12:34Her kids are fans.
12:35What did you do by being her fan?
12:37If I was her fan, I would've got ready and gone.
12:40Raja ji.
12:41Let's go.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:44Bye.
12:44Bye.
12:45Let's go.
12:46I dropped Aroob at her friend's wedding.
12:47Let's go straight to Maas.
12:49I promised her that I'll meet her when I'm in Karachi.
12:51It's been a long time.
12:55It's been a long time.
12:56Yes, brother.
12:57How are you, brother?
12:58How are you?
12:59How are you?
12:59Maas and his cap.
13:03Imagine if it was on TV.
13:05So she went?
13:05She went straight to your house.
13:09I met Maas in two years.
13:10We met in the middle.
13:11Where did we meet?
13:12We met at the airport.
13:13We met at the airport and near your house.
13:14We met near my house at the wedding.
13:16When you bought your car, right?
13:17When I bought my car, yes.
13:18We met at Ikra's wedding.
13:19Yes.
13:20We met a few times in the middle.
13:21But we are meeting properly after two years.
13:24Yes.
13:24Yes.
13:25Maas, you passed the test, right?
13:27You won't shoot, right?
13:28No, I won't shoot.
13:29Who will blame who?
13:31Did I shoot or did you shoot?
13:33Both shot each other.
13:33Both shot each other.
13:35Brother, we came to Karachi.
13:35I told Maas...
13:36When I came to Karachi last time,
13:37I told Maas that let's meet.
13:40But he was busy with work.
13:42I dropped your sister-in-law at her wedding.
13:44Did you go?
13:45No, it was her friend's wedding.
13:46You didn't ask, I think.
13:47You didn't ask.
13:48No, if her friend was single, I would have gone.
13:49Really?
13:50I would have worn a sherwani and gone.
13:51I would have become her groom.
13:53No, I am just kidding.
13:54Tell me, should we eat roti here?
13:55Yes, let's go eat roti.
13:56Tell me a good place.
13:57A good place...
13:58Tell me, should we sit and eat or eat in the car?
14:00Let's eat standing up.
14:01Should we sit and eat or eat somewhere else?
14:02We have to sit in the car too.
14:03We have to eat lying down in the car.
14:05No, actually...
14:05Maas, I think you have lost your mind.
14:06Shut up, you dog.
14:07Oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:08You brought raw meat?
14:09What is this?
14:11You brought raw meat?
14:12Maas, what kind of place is this?
14:14Do you think I am a dog?
14:15I am going to eat raw meat.
14:16Make it.
14:17I have come all the way from Karachi to Lahore for you.
14:19We are making it.
14:19Oh, you are making it.
14:21You are making it without a stove.
14:22I am not heating the table.
14:23They have lit a fire under the table.
14:25What is this?
14:26A wireless stove.
14:28This is a wireless stove.
14:29Check it out.
14:29No gas, no water, no water.
14:31And the steak is getting cooked.
14:32What is this?
14:33Is this a slab of salt?
14:34It is really wireless.
14:35How did you get it?
14:36I brought it raw.
14:37The vegetables are also raw.
14:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:41Do you heat it before you bring it?
14:42I heat it before I bring it.
14:44Okay.
14:44So, this is being cooked.
14:46Then I will taste it and tell you how it is.
14:47This is raw, wireless cooking.
14:49Cooking without fire.
14:50How will you turn off the stove?
14:51It will cool down by itself.
14:52I think I will have to wait for it to cool down.
14:56It must have cooled down.
14:56I have left it cold.
14:58Let's see.
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