ALL IN ONE CREATOR
ALL IN ONE CREATOR
  • 2 months ago
Is is very nice and funny movie!
#movies#reel#
Transcript
00:00Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm delayed.
00:03I'm so sorry.
00:05Sorry, brother.
00:08Sorry, madam.
00:13Oh my God! I'm so sorry.
00:20Everything's alright. Shall we go ahead?
00:25Gentlemen, I need your advice.
00:27I want to invest in my childhood friend's business.
00:31It's a business of designer dialogues.
00:33The investment would be about a hundred crores.
00:36I'd like to help my friend.
00:38What do you all think?
00:40Should we do this venture or not?
00:43Without market research, we don't even buy vegetables in our house, madam.
00:46And these are diamonds.
00:48Correct, madam.
00:50Personal relationship and company's hundred crores, not a good idea.
00:53There's a point.
00:55Does anyone else have anything to say?
00:57No.
00:59No.
01:01Can I say something?
01:03There you go.
01:07Excuse me, please let him speak.
01:12How old are you?
01:1425. Why?
01:16But at the age of 25, your IQ is zero.
01:18I mean, a 25-year-old girl and a 5-year-old girl, have you lost it?
01:22What?
01:24You can invest so much money in your business.
01:25Can't you use your brain a little?
01:27I mean, why do you need their brains and advice to make your own decisions?
01:30But you are my financial advisors.
01:32What advisors?
01:34Do you take advice from the clouds of the sun?
01:36That excuse me, should I go out or not?
01:38Do you take advice from the mountains of the river?
01:40That should I meet the sea or not?
01:42Forget about this. These are all big people.
01:44I mean, a small, innocent child, before peeing in his mother's lap,
01:46does he take advice from the whole family?
01:48That he should pee or not? He does.
01:50You should also make a decision.
01:52But how?
01:53Why are you thinking before making a decision?
01:55And anyway,
01:57whose advice are you taking?
01:59Mr. Bagga? He is not his wife's relative.
02:01He has never given his sister-in-law a gajra of 8 annas.
02:03What advice will he give you?
02:05Who else are you taking advice from? Mr. Chadda?
02:07He doesn't know how to wear underwear.
02:09He will change the policy of your company.
02:11These are big people.
02:13Take my example.
02:15I, we wait for 30 days for a job worth 30,000 rupees.
02:19How can we make a decision of 100 crores in 3 seconds?
02:21Come on, man.
02:23And the first decision you should make is,
02:25that you will make all your decisions yourself.
02:28And don't make all the decisions with your mind.
02:30Make some decisions with your heart.
02:32I know, you have a golden heart.
02:35Hey, are you with me?
02:38Mr. Bhaskar, you are crossing your limits.
02:40What the hell are you saying?
02:42Who the hell are you to yell on me?
02:44And who are you to tell me that I am talking hell?
02:47I am not talking hell, I am talking world.
02:49And if we don't yell, you can go to hell.
02:51Are you mad?
02:53You have no manners to talk to your seniors.
02:56You shut up.
02:58You shut up.
03:00If you are my senior, then I am more senior than you.
03:03I am leaving the job.
03:05I am leaving the job.
03:07Before you push me out of here,
03:09I am leaving myself.
03:11Where there is no freedom to speak and think,
03:13what can a human think?
03:15I don't want to work here.
03:17And I don't know about you,
03:19but I will miss you.
03:22I will miss you.
03:37Bhaskar Diwakar, eight year old scum.
03:40Impossible.
03:42How was it, Bhaskar?
03:44Fantastic.
03:45Good.
03:47I insulted Priya and said whatever I wanted to.
03:49That's more like it.
03:49What did I do?
03:51What did I do?
03:52What do you mean?
03:53I kicked her in the stomach because of the ship.
03:54You...
03:55You...
03:56You told me...
03:57...that if you give me a shock, she'll notice.
03:58Don't send me a notice to fire me.
04:01I'll have to go to her.
04:02I have to go to her to tell her sorry.
04:03I'm coming.
04:04At least go and show her.
04:05Prem, I'm a poor man.
04:07You won't go anywhere.
04:08She'll come to you.
04:10She won't even come in 10 births.
04:11My job is only for this birth.
04:14It's not for 10 births.
04:15Come on, count 10.
04:1610...
04:179...
04:188...
04:19Why are you hitting me?
04:205...
04:214...
04:223...
04:222...
04:23She's here.
04:24I think so.
04:25Go and open the door.
04:26Yes, but I'll open it if you let me.
04:34Hello, Bhaskar.
04:37Shut up, or I'll show you my feelings.
04:41Hello, ma'am.
04:42Bhaskar, no one has ever spoken to me like this.
04:45Even I wasn't going to do it.
04:47Don't kick me.
04:48Kick me from the door.
04:49Excellent, Bhaskar.
04:50Excellent.
04:51The way you spoke to me without fear,
04:53I really liked it.
04:54What?
04:55And in my company,
04:56I don't want people who just say yes, ma'am.
04:59I'm so impressed.
05:02Yes, ma'am.
05:03No, ma'am.
05:04I mean...
05:05No, ma'am.
05:06Actually, I was thinking
05:08if you and I go out for dinner this week.
05:11Yes, yes.
05:13Actually, I want to take some financial decisions.
05:15So, let's meet.
05:17We'll talk about business over dinner.
05:19Dinner, dinner.
05:20Okay, okay, okay.
05:21Sure, sure, sure.
05:22Dinner, dinner.
05:23Done, done, done.
05:24I'll have to take an appointment.
05:26I'll have to take an appointment.
05:28No, I'm ready.
05:29You can say whatever you want.
05:30Please.
05:31I'll give you my number.
05:32Yes.
05:34Do you have a pen?
05:35Yes, pen.
05:36Pen.
05:43Come on, Ilyas.
05:44Come on, Ilyas.
05:54Thank you, Priya.
05:55Bhaskar, from today onwards,
05:57don't call me Priya.
05:58Just Priya.
05:59Bye.
06:01That's it, let her go.
06:06O man!
06:13So much happiness.
06:15So much happiness!
06:17I've never been such happy in my life.
06:20Put the phone down.
06:23Here, take it.
06:26I've never been so happy.
06:28This happiness is coming out of your nose.
06:30So much happiness.
06:32Take this.
06:40You are really very happy.
06:48Prem bhai, Prem bhai.
06:50Prem bhai, I can't do this.
06:52I can't.
06:54Why did Priya give you her number?
06:56Why did she give?
06:58So that you call her.
07:00Yes.
07:02If you take so much time to propose,
07:04she will dispose you and leave.
07:06Yeah. Yeah?
07:08Yeah. Call her.
07:10Give her a missed call.
07:12Cut the call before she picks up.
07:14But is it necessary to cut the call?
07:16Priya's incoming is free.
07:18Prem bhai, Priya's incoming is free.
07:20Call her. Cut the call. Give her a missed call.
07:22She will call.
07:24Cut the call.
07:26Cut the call.
07:28What kind of game is this?
07:30This is a game.
07:32It's called mind game.
07:34Shit man.
07:36I will have to explain.
07:38You will have to explain.
07:40Oh my dear.
07:42Did Bhaskar call?
07:44Why did Bhaskar call?
07:46Then why did he cut the call?
07:48Does Bhaskar want to ask me something?
07:50Or does he want to say something?
07:52If he wants to say something,
07:54why does he need to ask?
07:56I am very impatient.
07:58I want to know.
08:00She will call in 10 seconds.
08:02Prem bhai.
08:04Priya's calling.
08:06You talk to her.
08:08I can't talk to her.
08:10Put the phone down.
08:12Priya ji.
08:14Priya ji.
08:16Mr. Bhaskar, did you call?
08:18Yes, I did.
08:20Love guru?
08:22I called to remind you of the meeting on Thursday.
08:26Mr. Bhaskar, you really work hard for the company.
08:28You are fabulous. You are fantastic.
08:30You are genius. You are great.
08:32You are God. I love you.
08:34I love your company.
08:36Mr. Bhaskar, are you with me?
08:38Yes ma'am.
08:40You will have to prepare a strong presentation
08:42for our India Infotech project.
08:44But make it fast.
08:46What are you saying?
08:48I just remembered.
08:50Can you make some time for our Bangalore company?
08:52It's really in a mess.
08:54Don't worry.
08:56I will join any company for your company.
08:58Okay.
09:00Bhaskar, where are you going?
09:02How would I know?
09:04Priya ji will tell me.
09:06Priya ji, where are you going?
09:08I think we should meet for dinner.
09:10What do you say?
09:12Dinner? With me?
09:14Bhaskar.
09:16Don't go ahead, Bhaskar.
09:18Or else you will go ahead.
09:20When the girl is going ahead,
09:22why should I go behind her?
09:24Did you say something?
09:26No, I was not talking to you.
09:28I was talking to someone else.
09:30I am saying, let's meet for dinner tomorrow evening.
09:32Yes.
09:34I am so excited.
09:36Your card will get erased.
09:38And people will arrest me.
09:40Don't do this, Bhaskar.
09:42Bhaskar.
09:46I am so scared.
09:48What will happen to me?
09:50Bhaskar.
09:52Nothing happened.
09:54Nothing happened.
09:56Crazy guy.
10:00Crazy guy.
10:02Prem bhai.
10:04Amazing.
10:06Shit man.
10:08You didn't die.
10:10After falling from so high.
10:12Who fell?
10:14I was floating.
10:16It was like the wind was blowing slowly.
10:18And swaying with my hair.
10:20The polluted air was not able to harm me.
10:22But it was kissing my chubby cheeks.
10:24And the sky was shaking.
10:26Wow, you haven't moved yet.
10:28And the ground was saying, how smart.
10:30That I didn't get you.
10:32It was like the parachute of Priya's love.
10:34Was landing me slowly on the ground.
10:36You know Prem bhai.
10:38Usually after falling from so high.
10:40People get flowers.
10:42Right, right.
10:44Amazing.
10:46Even your waist is fine.
10:48Whose waist?
10:50Who are you and who am I?
10:52Enough Bhaskar.
10:54Tomorrow you are taking Priya out for the first time.
10:56You know what to do.
10:58Look.
11:00Today's culture is very different.
11:02Party. Dinner.
11:04Dancing.
11:06Well I know about dinner.
11:08I do that everyday.
11:10There are dance halls everywhere.
11:12And as far as my dance is concerned.
11:14How can I praise myself.
11:16When I will dance.
11:18My dance shall speak for me.
11:40How was it Prem bhai?
11:42Superb.
11:44Superb. Fabulous.
11:46Outstanding.
11:48No not like this.
11:50How was it?
11:52It was like someone is dancing in Ganpati Visarjan.
11:54There is class in dance.
11:56But I have been dancing like this since 6th class.
11:58Nobody complained.
12:00By class I mean style.
12:02Style.
12:04Get up.
12:06I will show you style.
12:08Hands up.
12:10Fingers inside.
12:12If you do like this I will not teach you.
12:14This is vulgar. I am sorry.
12:16Two fingers.
12:18Watch.
12:20This is not vulgar.
12:22This is style.
12:24Hands up.
12:26This.
12:32That's it.
12:34Chill. Chill. Chill.
12:36Chill. Chill. Chill.
12:38Shout and make noise.
12:40Move. Move.
12:42Don't move. Chill.
12:44How will I chill.
12:46Yeah. Yeah.
12:48Soft.
12:50Loud.
12:52Chill. Chill. Chill.
12:54Chill. Chill. Chill.
12:56Chill. Chill. Chill.
12:58Chill.
13:00Impress his friend.
13:02No. No.
13:04Sorry to interrupt.
13:06Where do you start?
13:08Very simple.
13:10What do you see in a girl?
13:12No. No. I see her entire personality.
13:14Very good.
13:16Start from top.
13:18First praise her hair.
13:20Then come down.
13:22Praise her soft cheeks.
13:24Now step up.
13:26Praise her eyes.
13:28Then close your nose.
13:30Praise her lips.
13:32Then dive from her lips.
13:34Praise her neck.
13:38Not like this.
13:40Like this.
13:42Like this.
13:44By the way.
13:46Sorry to interrupt you again.
13:48But if I praise her so much.
13:50Will her friend fall for me?
13:52Shut up Bhaskar.
13:54Just follow me.
13:56Open the door.
13:58Open the door.
14:00This kid is hurt.
14:02Open the door.
14:04Say something.
14:06Open the door.
14:08I will not do the rematch.
14:10I will not do the rematch.
14:12Do it here.
14:18Rohan.
14:20How much will you take out from this?
14:22Prem. Let me be in peace.
14:24You didn't run.
14:26You made me run out.
14:28Who was shouting?
14:30Where are you going?
14:32Don.
14:34You.
14:36What did you do?
14:38You made me wet.
14:40I did it forcefully.
14:42You didn't get hurt.
14:44I didn't get hurt.
14:46In front of little Don.
14:48Good people get wet.
14:52You.
14:54When I run after that reporter girl.
14:56You get caught in the middle.
14:58Today I will not spare you.
15:00Come on.
15:02Move the kid.
15:04Little Don doesn't hit the kid.
15:06But kid can hit the Don.
15:08Answer me.
15:10What?
15:12Take this.
15:16Will you do it again?
15:18What?
15:20Tank is empty. You do it.
15:22Let's go.
15:26Brother.
15:28What happened?
15:30Flush this.
15:32In this bathroom.
15:34Otherwise.
15:36We will be in trouble.
15:52Priya.
15:54My name is Prem.
15:56I know.
15:58What are you doing in my boat?
16:00Get out.
16:02I want to talk to you.
16:04Shut up.
16:06What did you get by doing all this?
16:08Bhaskar and your happiness.
16:10If you get two lovers.
16:12What can be happier than that?
16:14How?
16:16By making him act in the boardroom meeting?
16:18Tell me one thing.
16:20Tell me one thing.
16:22Do you notice him?
16:24Why not?
16:26His parents didn't notice him when he was born.
16:28And you notice him.
16:30I don't agree.
16:32But I agree.
16:34You did a great homework.
16:36My likes and dislikes.
16:38You know everything.
16:40I don't know how to whistle.
16:42You taught him that too.
16:44Bhaskar whistled?
16:46Yes.
16:48And you spilled coffee on his shirt.
16:50And the best touch was that.
16:52What?
16:54Taking out Asthama's pump.
16:56He took out Asthama's pump?
16:58And that too just before kissing.
17:00What timing.
17:02All those things.
17:04I found it so cute.
17:08Why are you laughing?
17:10Because I didn't teach him all this.
17:12I stopped him from doing all this.
17:14You tell me one thing.
17:16You are the daughter of such a great father.
17:18You are educated.
17:20Sensible and stylish.
17:22How did you see sense in Bhaskar's nonsense?
17:24What do you mean?
17:26I mean.
17:28Style can be taught.
17:30Not simplicity.
17:32Not just me.
17:34Any college in the world.
17:36Or university.
17:38Can't make a person good.
17:40And Bhaskar.
17:42You know he is better than before.
17:44Oh God.
17:46What will happen to this Bhaskar?
17:48What will happen?
17:50You will love me.
17:52You will get married.
17:54You will have kids.
17:56And the kids will call you Prem uncle.
17:58Hey.
18:00So this was the game?
18:02Bhaskar.
18:04That with my girlfriend.
18:06You act like a boat.
18:08And I act like someone's brother.
18:10And shake hands from the other side.
18:12Bhaskar.
18:14You hold it.
18:16I thought you consider me as your elder brother.
18:18And Priya as your sister-in-law.
18:20But you turned out to be a scoundrel in the name of joint family.
18:22Bhaskar.
18:24Bhaskar stop it.
18:28Oh shit.
18:30I couldn't teach him for years.
18:32You only taught him.
18:34You only taught him.
18:36Stop it.
18:38I used to practice this only in your memory.
18:42In every breath.
18:44I used to say Jaan.
18:46Or CT.
18:48You are sure?
18:50The CT you played.
18:52I taught you.
18:54You love me.
18:56I love you too.
18:58Where is Prem uncle?
19:00I told him a lot of things.
19:02Prem uncle.
19:04Sorry to misunderstand you brother.
19:06But so much happiness.
19:08So much happiness.
19:10So much happiness.
19:12Shut up.
19:14I never felt this happiness.
19:18So much happiness.
19:24So much happiness.
19:36So much happiness.