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00:00Let's go to sleep. It's getting late.
00:28How many girlfriends have you had?
00:41I've had a lot of girlfriends. But this is the first time I've fallen in love.
00:49What happened?
00:52Nothing.
00:55Why were you laughing?
00:58Nothing.
01:28It's our responsibility to keep our wives happy.
01:30Sometimes we have to do things that we don't want to do.
01:33Wives are like maths. If you understand, it's easy. If not, it's a problem.
01:36It's a problem. I've never understood maths.
01:39So, which wife did you get?
01:40You're amazing.
01:42Look, she leaves everything and comes to our house.
01:44So, it's our duty to keep her happy.
01:46But how do we keep our wives happy?
01:48Has anyone ever been able to find this secret?
01:51Have you understood maths?
01:53Come on, pick up your clothes.
01:54Let's have tea first.
01:59You?
02:01What are you doing?
02:02It's time for Rajiv to come.
02:03Go from here.
02:04Rajiv hasn't come home yet.
02:05That's why I'm sleeping.
02:08You've become very smart.
02:10Do you want to eat something?
02:15Come on.
02:29Where did you go?
02:31This is not the time to come home.
02:35What do you mean, where did I go?
02:38Am I a nobody?
02:39Am I having an affair?
02:41Are you mad? I'm not saying that.
02:43No, I mean, I went to roam around.
02:45How can you even think like that?
02:47I was worried, that's why I asked.
02:49At least tell me, where did you go?
02:52There's a school behind.
02:55There were some kids there.
02:57They were hungry.
02:59So, I took some food for them.
03:02They were very cute kids.
03:04So, I didn't even realise how much time had passed.
03:08You should have told me, I would have come too.
03:10Forget it, I'm very hungry.
03:12Can I get something to eat?
03:13Yes, I'll make it.
03:15Okay.
03:55I'm hungry.
03:56I'm hungry.
03:57I'm hungry.
03:58I'm hungry.
03:59I'm hungry.
04:00I'm hungry.
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04:07I'm hungry.
04:08I'm hungry.
04:09I'm hungry.
04:10I'm hungry.
04:11I'm hungry.
04:12I'm hungry.
04:13I'm hungry.
04:14I'm hungry.
04:15I'm hungry.
04:16I'm hungry.
04:17I'm hungry.
04:18I'm hungry.
04:19I'm hungry.
04:20I'm hungry.
04:21I'm hungry.
04:22I'm hungry.
04:23I'm hungry.
04:25Rajiv.
04:40Hello.
04:42Yes, my love.
04:44Listen.
04:46Rajiv didn't eat anything.
04:49He didn't eat anything last night too.
04:51Why? What happened?
04:52I don't know.
04:54Can you please give him something to eat?
05:18What was he doing?
05:21Was he spoiling the clothes?
05:23It was a mistake.
05:26Look.
05:27You're becoming like him day by day.
05:30Work carefully.
05:32Don't show my factory to anyone.
05:39So.
05:41You're back.
05:42You're awake now.
05:44How come you're back early today?
05:46It's only 12.30 now.
05:49I went to get a burger for all of you.
05:51But you insult me as soon as you come.
05:53Burger?
05:54Take this.
06:00I got you a burger.
06:02That too cold.
06:04Boy, heat up the burger for me.
06:08Come on.
06:09It's my birthday.
06:11Is it your birthday today?
06:14Why do you care about my birthday?
06:15Mind your own business.
06:21Eat.
06:22No one makes you wait.
06:27Sonu.
06:28Make tea for everyone.
06:41My friend must have gone somewhere.
06:42His house is empty.
06:44Shall we go there?
06:46It feels so good to see the sky and the earth together.
06:49Doesn't it?
06:51It feels like they're made for each other.
06:54But the earth is somewhere else.
06:57And the sky is somewhere else.
07:00Why do you always talk in riddles?
07:03Always mysterious.
07:05I mean.
07:07Either you tell me straight away that you love me
07:09and you're ready to leave this house with me.
07:13And if not.
07:14Then make it clear to me
07:15that you're spending time with me.
07:17You like spending time with me.
07:20What do you want?
07:26I'll tell you as soon as I know.
07:28Shall we go now?
07:39Rajeev.
07:41Ever since I've been following your advice.
07:43Sakhi is very happy.
07:44You're a master.
07:48Look.
07:49If you think she's your friend.
07:50Then tell me the truth.
07:54You know.
07:56A lot of girls have problems with you.
07:57Right?
07:59That's why you give such good advice
08:00to keep your wife happy.
08:02Tell me.
08:04Tell me where did you learn it from?
08:18Come.
08:22You're back.
08:23You're very late today.
08:25It's okay.
08:26Wash your hands and face.
08:27I'll serve the food.
08:28I made your favorite palak paneer today.
08:30I'm not hungry.
08:31I'll serve the food.
08:32I'll serve the food.
08:46In this midnight
08:48look out of your window
08:51and see how peaceful it is.
08:54Don't get used to it.
08:57By the way
08:58getting used to new things
09:00is a good thing.
09:02Now if you like it
09:04then while smiling
09:05keep this moment in your mind
09:08and call your love
09:09even closer.
09:11Yes.
09:13Now there's nothing to hesitate about.
09:15Just call
09:17and he'll come.
09:31Lila Aunty
09:33Lila Aunty
09:34Yes, dear.
09:35Come, I'll serve you tea.
09:37Dear, I'll just have a cup of coffee.
09:40I'll be right back.
09:42Okay.
09:43Okay.
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09:58Okay.
09:59Why do you drink so much coffee?
10:01I keep calling you.
10:03You're always busy.
10:05You don't even have time.
10:11Dear.
10:12Yes.
10:13Tell me something.
10:15Yesterday I saw Rajeev
10:17smoking a cigarette.
10:19Why is he so stressed?
10:21Is he having any fear?
10:26Anyway, dear
10:27it's okay
10:29to make fun of him.
10:32But
10:33if there's a third person
10:34between two people
10:36then it ruins the family.
10:38We should be very careful
10:39about this.
10:42I'll just make a call.
10:44It's very important.
10:48Hello.