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00:00Come on, take out the account book and do the calculations.
00:05Yes, tell me. How much from where?
00:09This is 1000 for the vegetable vendor and 1500 for interest. Finish this.
00:14What?
00:16Finish his account.
00:18And this is 3087 for the butcher and 50 for interest.
00:24And...
00:26Yes, look. This is 8000 for the butcher.
00:29But don't put this in the loan account. Put this in the interest account.
00:32He needs the manager's approval.
00:34Hey, there is less than 102 rupees in this.
00:36Really? Then why are you threatening me?
00:38This money is not yours.
00:41You... you go ahead and do the calculations.
00:43Don't interfere in my business.
00:45First of all, you take the salary of the police.
00:47On top of that, you take the loan.
00:49And you run the business like a goat.
00:50He will definitely go to hell.
00:52And he will take the money with him.
00:55Who will take my money?
00:57Sir, Maru has brought less than 102 rupees.
01:00102 rupees?
01:02Where did you spend so much money?
01:04I had gone to collect the money.
01:06So, 60 rupees for the auto.
01:08Auto? I will kill you.
01:10Did you give him the money?
01:12This is the condition of the party and the likes of the Nawabs.
01:14My sister has given me a free leg like an elephant.
01:17So, not to beg on the streets.
01:21Where is the rest of the money?
01:23Where is the rest of the money?
01:25I have made breakfast for the one who is sleeping.
01:27Breakfast?
01:29One banana costs two rupees.
01:31Two cups of tea costs four rupees.
01:33And you are celebrating Diwali with the rest of the money.
01:35Listen, Chaudhary.
01:37Stop his expenses for a week.
01:39I will die, uncle.
01:41I have not stopped you.
01:42You are a drama queen.
01:44Sit on the betel leaf.
01:46And listen.
01:48I have counted betel leaves.
01:50If you chew even one betel leaf, I will chew you.
01:53And listen.
01:55You will go to collect the money from tomorrow.
01:57Listen.
01:59I had told you earlier.
02:01He will not listen.
02:03How long will you keep getting slapped?
02:05And that rascal loves the lizard of the house more than you.
02:07Because he has no expenses.
02:09If you die for him, he will not burn you.
02:11And why all this?
02:13Because you are his slave.
02:15You become our partner.
02:17Twenty-five thousand rupees per month.
02:19Think how much it will be for this year.
02:21Money means respect.
02:23Respect means fame.
02:25You will have to sit with big commissioners and leaders.
02:27Your uncle will look like a lizard in front of them.
02:29Think about it.
02:31You are shining with the shine of money.
02:33When that rascal will be standing in front of uncle,
02:35how will he look?
02:37Think.
02:38Think.
03:01It will look very nice.
03:05But will you keep the rent?
03:06Will you keep the rent?
03:08Do you have anything except four pairs of underwear?
03:10I have.
03:12What?
03:14I have a plan.
03:17What name did you tell?
03:19Sunil Nahata.
03:21What does he look like to your friend?
03:23Brother-in-law.
03:25Big job, big house, uncle is a big man.
03:27But I said it clearly.
03:29There is no friendship in business.
03:31Give and take.
03:33What? Applause?
03:34I have jewellery with me.
03:36And I have money with me.
03:38If I don't return the money, then...
03:40Then I will make a big grave for your friend.
03:42Remember that.
03:44Bribe money is not a joke.
03:46Honesty money requires hard work.
03:48Bribe money requires hard work and risk.
03:51Uncle, if something goes wrong,
03:53then sell the jewellery and collect the money.
03:55Say yes.
03:57First I will see the house.
03:59Then I will decide.
04:01If something goes wrong,
04:02then I will make a grave for your friend.
04:07What kind of money is he giving?
04:09What is the mortgage?
04:11Maru.
04:13He is Maru's uncle.
04:15He is a very good man.
04:17What did we think of doing business?
04:19He decided to give loan.
04:21When we refused, he said take on interest.
04:23Yes, but every week you will have to pay interest.
04:25Don't worry about that, sister.
04:27The business money will start pouring by then.
04:28If it pours, pour it on your brother-in-law too.
04:30I will feel better.
04:32Sister.
04:34He is helping us a lot.
04:36Please give us sweets.
04:38It is of 2 kilos.
04:40It is made of gold.
04:42Really?
04:44Sweets used to be made of silver earlier.
04:46Give us sweets.
04:48Take money from him and give it to us.
04:50With blessings.
04:52That is why we have come here.
04:54Door.
04:56He has come.
04:58Greetings.
05:00Please come.
05:05The house is good.
05:07Is it his stuff or did you rent it?
05:09It is his stuff, uncle.
05:11Please sit.
05:13I will call sister.
05:15Sister.
05:17Who are these two?
05:19They are humans.
05:21I think they are devils.
05:23Friends.
05:25You have brought money.
05:26This is 10 paise.
05:28The day you got married, the gold is missing.
05:31Sister, he is uncle.
05:33Uncle, she is sister.
05:35Greetings.
05:37You are helping the kids a lot.
05:39I am very happy.
05:41Thank you so much.
05:43I am also happy.
05:45I am going to get married.
05:47You have a big heart.
05:49The kids were praising you a lot.
05:51Sister, give me the box.
05:53Take it.
05:55Okay.
05:57How much is it?
05:592 kg.
06:01Is it gold?
06:03Yes.
06:05Yes, it is gold.
06:07These days, silver has become expensive.
06:13Keep this with you.
06:15Please bring coffee for uncle.
06:17Please bring coffee.
06:24Please bring coffee for uncle.
06:42What happened?
06:44Why are you crying?
06:46Who hit you?
06:48I don't know.
06:50Tell me his name.
06:52How will I know?
06:54Tell me his name.
06:56Uncle.
06:58Uncle.
07:00Uncle, I am going to teach you a lesson.
07:03I can't go home until you return his money.
07:07What do you mean?
07:09As if we are sitting on an egg and beating it.
07:11What are you saying?
07:13I am very angry.
07:15Do you know?
07:17That demon took me to eat medicine.
07:19That is a good thing.
07:21Don't bite me.
07:22He came to sell my kidney.
07:25He sold it?
07:27I ran away from him.
07:29Now you will see.
07:31I will tear your eyes, ears, nose and nails.
07:33I will sell my empty shop.
07:35You will see.
07:42Don't sit like this.
07:44My heart is sinking.
07:46Say something.
07:48Hail Mother India.
07:50What does it have to do with him?
07:52I told you to say something.
07:54Sir.
07:56Jail, dance bar, slum, garbage bin.
07:58I searched everywhere.
08:00But I didn't find Maru.
08:02Don't feel bad, sir.
08:04You trusted the chicken bun.
08:06But the bun was of two legs.
08:09Why are you spilling salt on the burn?
08:11Kill Maru.
08:13What about Pakiya's brother-in-law?
08:15His house has been locked for a long time.
08:16I asked the neighbours.
08:18But no one knows where his new house is.
08:21I will put you on duty in 2-4 new areas.
08:25Till then you can roam around like a dog.
08:29The interest will keep increasing.
08:31And all the jewellery is in the safe with me.
08:34Don't worry.
08:36All the money is in my hands.
08:41It's been half an hour.
08:43He knows the place.
08:44He is not illiterate like you.
08:46He gave him 10.30.
08:48Now it's 10.
08:50Tell him that we are close to Rahul.
08:53And we will tell him your identity.
08:55Yes, I will tell him.
08:57Why are you standing? Sit.
08:59Get lost.
09:01You will get wrinkles in the dress.
09:03How do I look?
09:05Shah Rukh.
09:07You will look like Shah Rukh if you have a pot on your face.
09:09Shall I try?
09:11Shah Rukh.
09:15Uncle.
09:29Call Ritu.
09:31There is a coffee shop there.
09:33But I don't have my mobile.
09:35Otherwise I would have called her.
09:37Don't lie.
09:39I am calling her.
09:44She is busy.
09:46She is busy. Talk to her.
09:49Yes, Ritu.
09:51I am Pankaj.
09:53Ritu, can we meet at the Korean theme swimming pool instead of the mall?
09:58No, I will tell you.
10:00I mean, I will meet you and tell you.
10:05Let's go.
10:07Start the car.
10:09I want to meet Ritu.
10:11Sit quietly.
10:12Let me drive.
10:14You repair the car. I will go with him.
10:16Wait. Take me with you.
10:19Look, I am telling you.
10:21I have booked the seat next to Ritu.
10:23Okay. But I have booked the seat on the other side.
10:26No one can book it.
10:28Ritu has bought tickets.
10:30Whoever gets it will sit there.
10:32That's right.
10:34Ritu, hello.
10:36Hello, where are you?
10:38You changed the bathroom to take a bath.
10:40You should have told me.
10:42Hi, Martand.
10:44Maru, you scoundrel.
10:53The number you have dialed is not available.
10:56Please call me after some time.
11:00It is not available.
11:02Please call me after some time.
11:04Hey, Maru.
11:06I will teach you a lesson.
11:08Chaudhary, get the gold from the locker.
11:13Tell me the price for today.
11:15And give me a good price.
11:25He is playing with me.
11:40Hey.
11:42Why are you staring at me?
11:45Tell me the price quickly.
11:47At least three years.
11:49What?
11:51You stay here.
11:53I will give you the money right away.
11:55Hey, don't waste time.
12:01Where is that thug?
12:03He is the thug.
12:05Hey, put him in the box.
12:07What did I do?
12:09How dare you?
12:10You are fake.
12:12Your acting is real.
12:14What are you saying?
12:16Don't touch me.
12:18I am a police officer too.
12:21Michael Dada.
12:23You left your number here.
12:25And asked us to call you.
12:27Otherwise, you will get us in trouble.
12:29Your brother has seen our power.
12:31Now it is your turn.
12:33If you have one father,
12:35then come to the petrol pump at 13 miles.
12:37Listen.
12:38Bring the shroud.
12:40We will need it.
12:42We will have to cover your dead body.
12:44Give me too.
12:51Hello.
12:53Yes, uncle.
12:55Do you know who is on the phone?
12:57Your call.
12:59You lost your job.
13:01Now you will lose your legs too.
13:03What do you think of yourself?
13:05You have earned money by taking bribes.
13:06If you come to me,
13:08then I will beat you so hard
13:10that you will become deaf.
13:12I am telling you.
13:14If you have the guts,
13:16then come to the petrol pump at 13 miles.
13:18My people and I will be waiting for you.
13:20I will burn you to ashes.
13:22If you don't clean your teeth by tomorrow morning,
13:24then you will see.
13:26Go to hell.
13:37What?
13:44Hey!
13:46Crush them.
13:48Kill them.
13:50Kill them.
13:52Kill them.
13:59Kill them.
14:01Kill them.
14:07Kill them.
14:10Kill them.
14:12You rascal.
14:14You again.
14:16I fell down by mistake.
14:20You.
14:22You were trying to kill me.
14:24Where are you running away?
14:26Come here.
14:31Do I get what I get
14:33from killing so many people?
14:34I will kill you.
14:52You rascal.
14:55Kill them.
14:57Kill them.
15:05You want to kill me?
15:07Kill me.
15:34Kill me.
16:04Kill me.
16:17One minute.
16:19Kill them.
16:24Kill them.
16:26Kill them.
16:27Kill them.
16:32Stop.
16:34Stop.
16:37If anyone tries to move,
16:39I will set fire to you.
16:41Have you gone mad?
16:43Everything will burn to ashes.
16:51Everyone put your hands up.
16:53Grandpa, come here.
16:55Grandma, come here.
16:58Come here.
17:00Fakkiya.
17:02Have you come to the fair?
17:04Go and get the car.
17:06Come.
17:08Don't move.
17:10Everyone stand in your place.
17:12Stand on your feet.
17:14Don't move or I will throw the lighter.
17:17Go there.
17:19Don't come here.
17:21Give me space.
17:24Give me space.
17:25Give me space.
17:29Come.

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