Djesus Uncrossed (Director's Cut) | movie | 2013 | Official Featurette

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00:00This summer, if you liked Inglourious Basterds, and Django Unchained, then get ready for the
00:12ultimate historical revenge fantasy.
00:15Guess who's back.
00:19Jesus Uncrossed.
00:22He's risen from the dead.
00:29Did you miss me?
00:31Get him!
00:33And he's preaching anything but forgiveness.
00:37He may be wearing sandals, but he can still kick ass.
00:42Jesus H. Christ!
00:44The H is silent.
00:48With Brad Pitt as Saint Peter.
00:51I need me.
00:52Eleven apostles.
00:54We're gonna be doing one thing and one thing only.
00:57Killing Romans.
00:59The Romans will be disgusted by us.
01:02The Roman will talk about us.
01:05And the Roman will fear us.
01:07Each of you owes me one hundred Roman scouts.
01:14Ving Rhames as Punch's pilot.
01:17Jesus.
01:18Oh, I ain't done with him by a damn sight.
01:21I'm gonna get Old Testament on his ass.
01:23And Samuel L. Jackson as Judas Iscariot.
01:27Jesus?
01:28Oh, chill, man, chill.
01:31When you get to heaven, say hi to my dad.
01:36Jesus.
01:48Critics are calling it a less violent Passion of the Christ.
01:52I never knew how much Jesus used the N-word.
01:56Jesus uncrossed.
01:58No more Mr. Nice Jesus.

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