Top_5_Emmanuella_Funny_Videos_part_2__MarkAngelComedy_(1080p)
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00:00So Mark, you're saying I should live your life alone?
00:19And you know I've been with you through your hard times.
00:23Mark, when you were broke, I was there with you.
00:26When you didn't have food to eat, I was there with you.
00:30When you didn't even have a job, I was there with you.
00:35Uncle, this auntie is right.
00:38When you were sick, she was there.
00:42Oh, thank God!
00:44When you had an accident in Lagos, this auntie was there.
00:48Thank you! Tell him!
00:50When Facebook blocked your account, they wanted to kill you.
00:55She was there.
00:56God will bless you!
00:57Amen!
00:58Every time things are not going well with you, this auntie is always there.
01:03Exactly!
01:04Let me advise you.
01:10This auntie is bad luck.
01:12Jesus!
01:13Yes, ma'am!
01:20Last week we talked about addition and subtraction.
01:40Let me ask you a question from last week.
01:43If a maker has 50 cubes of sugar and a maker leaks 40 cubes of sugar, what will a maker have?
01:55Uncle, I...
01:57Cynthia...
01:58Uncle, if a maker leaks 40 cubes of sugar, a maker will have diabetes.
02:07My friend, will you sit down?
02:10You...
02:11Uncle, I want to use the bathroom.
02:12My friend, sit down!
02:13I'm just coming into the class and now you want to use the bathroom.
02:15Will you sit down?
02:16Uncle, if I don't use the bathroom now, I'll wean myself.
02:18Yes, wean yourself! Sit down!
02:23Nonsense!
02:25If you like, don't pay attention!
02:43And that is the answer.
02:46Do you all understand?
02:51Do you all understand?
02:57I assume you all understand.
03:02What?
03:03I don't understand from here.
03:05What?
03:06I don't understand from here.
03:09From where?
03:10From the beginning.
03:11What don't you understand here?
03:13What don't you understand here?
03:15This is X.
03:16X has cancelled X and X has cancelled X.
03:19One X equals to two X and one is equals to two.
03:22So what don't you understand?
03:24I understand.
03:26Sit down!
03:29What?
03:30What?
03:31What?
03:32What?
03:33What?
03:34What?
03:35Uncle, I don't understand.
03:36From where don't you understand?
03:38From where?
03:40From last pen.
03:55Uncle Mark, can I eat before going?
03:58I'm hungry.
04:00It's not that you know that you'll be hungry.
04:02It's not that you know that you'll be hungry.
04:04If I slap you, you won't eat anything.
04:08Uncle Mark, go and help me.
04:10Uncle Mark, let me eat.
04:11Uncle Mark, don't be stubborn.
04:12Uncle Mark, don't be stubborn.
04:13You want to eat me?
04:16Uncle Mark will eat you.
04:17You'll see.
04:18Uncle Mark, wear your slippers.
04:19Let's go.
04:20You see, I've put plenty of resources in this audition.
04:22If you fail it, I'll beat you.
04:24I'll beat you.
04:27If you don't like this audition, you'll see what I'll do to you.
04:32Cut, cut, go and sit down, we will get back to you.
04:59Next person please.
05:01Nkiru Eze from West African Film Academy
05:07Nkiru Eze from West African Film Academy
05:12Nkiru Eze from West African Film Academy
05:15If the person is not here, then you call the next person.
05:19Emanuela Samue from Mack Angel Comedy
05:30Emanuela Samuel
05:35Emanuela Samuel, you see that food there?
05:39Your stepmother put poison in the food.
05:43So what you will do now is sit on that chair, eat the food and die while eating the food.
05:50Do you understand? Don't forget.
05:52Your stepmother put poison in the food.
05:55So while you are eating, you die.
05:58You understand?
05:59But will I eat it?
06:01Yes, yes, real.
06:03But will I die really?
06:05It's your story.
06:07Your stepmother put poison in the food.
06:10So while eating, you die.
06:13Alright, you can go.
06:21Action.
06:29Action.
06:42Action.
06:53Emanuela, die.
07:00Emanuela, die, die, die.
07:03Emanuela, die, die, die.
07:33Cut.
07:34Cut.
07:37He said your stepmother put poison in the food.
07:41Eat it and die while eating.
07:44But you finish the food and even drank water before dying.
07:48But the poison was do with the food. It was in the water.
07:54No.
07:56Your stepmother put the poison in the food and not the water.
08:00Is your stepmother?
08:01Is not my stepmother.
08:03Ha, ha, ha.
08:34Ha, ha, ha.
08:36Ha, ha, ha.
08:38Ha, ha, ha.
08:40Ha, ha, ha.
08:42Ha, ha, ha.
08:44Ha, ha, ha.
08:46Ha, ha, ha.
08:48Ha, ha, ha.
08:50Ha, ha, ha.
08:52Ha, ha, ha.
08:54Ha, ha, ha.
08:56Ha, ha, ha.
08:58Ha, ha, ha.
09:03Ha, ha, ha.
09:05Ha, ha, ha.
09:07Hey, what is the meaning of that face?
09:11Do you even know what you look like?
09:13But you don't understand.
09:15Mama, I did not do anything.
09:17Shut up and stop that nonsense.
09:19And mind your business.
09:21Ha, ha, ha.
09:23Ha, ha, ha.
09:25Ha, ha, ha.
09:27Ha, ha, ha.
09:29Ha, ha, ha.
09:31Ha, ha, ha.
09:33Ha, ha, ha.
09:35Ha, ha, ha.
09:37Ha, ha, ha.
09:39Ha, ha, ha.
09:41Ha, ha, ha.
09:43I thought I warned you to stop making that ugly face.
09:46Hmm, stupid girl.
09:48Come on, stop making that face.
09:50Why?
09:52Because when I was a kid like you, my mommy warned me that if I make that face, I'll be ugly forever.
09:56Hmm, no wonder.
09:58It's obvious that I didn't listen to her.
10:00Hmm, ha, ha, ha.
10:01Ha, ha, ha.
10:14I'm Akenjo, you're here.
10:16Hey, good afternoon.
10:17How are you?
10:18I'm fine, sir. Well done, sir. Thank you, sir.
10:20Sir, I came with my CV and other documents.
10:21Okay.
10:23Please, I really need this job.
10:25Definitely, you'll get the job. Don't worry.
10:26Please, help me, sir.
10:28I'm going to talk to my boss and he'll give you the job.
10:29Thank you very much, sir.
10:30Thank you very much.
10:31Emanuella, how are you?
10:32Fine.
10:33You're looking good.
10:34Do you remember this uncle?
10:38Don't you remember this uncle?
10:42No.
10:44This uncle?
10:47No.
10:48I was wondering...
10:49No, no, sir. No, sir.
10:51How can a small pigeon like this not have retentive memory?
10:55You want to tell me that you have forgotten this uncle so soon?
10:57I will slap you now if you don't remember him.
10:59I remember him.
11:01Remember him, one.
11:03Remember him, two.
11:05Okay, that uncle that went to his office that day,
11:08that was to drive red car.
11:10Yes.
11:12That's attending Salvation Ministry.
11:14That, that, his name is...
11:16His name is uncle...
11:17No, uncle, wait. I remember.
11:19Uncle Vickery.
11:20Yes.
11:21Isn't that this uncle that she told me his mouth is smelling?
11:23Me?
11:25Sir, no.
11:26Sir, sir, not you.
11:28It's him.