Carrie Dates A Cop PART 1 - The King of Queens #thekingofqueens #thekingofqueensfull - video Dailymotion

The King Of Queens

The King of Queens is an American television sitcom that ran on CBS from September 21, 1998, to May 14, 2007, a total of nine seasons and 207 episodes. The series was created by Michael J. Weithorn and David Litt, who also served as the show's executive producer, and stars Kevin James and Leah Remini as Doug and Carrie Heffernan, a working-class couple living in Rego Park, Queens. All the episodes were filmed in front of a live studio audience.[1][2]  The King of Queens was produced by Hanley Productions and CBS Productions (1998–2007), CBS Paramount Network Television (2007), in association with Columbia TriStar Television (1998–2002), and Sony Pictures Television (2002–07). It was filmed at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California. The ninth and final season concluded with a double-length finale episode in 2007. James and Remini reunited in the 2016 television sitcom Kevin Can Wait,[3] which ended on May 7, 2018.[4]  TAGS : #thekingofqueens #thekingofqueensfullepisodes #thekingofqueensthemesong #thekingofqueensending #thekingofqueenspizza #thekingofqueensbloopers #thekingofqueenspizzascene #thekingofqueensarthur #thekingofqueenscredits #thekingofqueensdominos #thekingofqueensdougandcarriebreakup #thekingofqueensfunniestmoments #thekingofqueenscarrie #thekingofqueensendcredits  the king of queens, the king of queens full episodes, the king of queens theme song, the king of queens ending, the king of queens pizza, the king of queens bloopers, the king of queens pizza scene, the king of queens arthur, the king of queens credits, the king of queens dominos, the king of queens doug and carrie break up, the king of queens funniest moments, the king of queens carrie, the king of queens end credits

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00:00I don't believe this.

00:04Why don't you pull over? We could have lost him.

00:06Dad, keep quiet and let me handle this, okay?

00:12Hello, ma'am. I know what you did back there.

00:14Look, I know you have to do your little dance, but here, let's just get this over with.

00:18You know, we all have to share the road. When you drive like that...

00:20Yeah, yeah. It's not just a risk to myself, I'm a risk to others.

00:24Listen, I work in a law firm. I know my rights. Just give me the ticket.

00:28Okay.

00:30Excuse me, officer.

00:32You ever kill a man?

00:36Huh?

00:37Dad?

00:38You know, some lowlife, he got cornered in an alley.

00:40He's thrown down his gun. He's begging for mercy.

00:42But you empty your clip right into his chest anyway.

00:44You figure, who's gonna know, right?

00:46Oh, you make me sick!

00:48Look, sir, I don't...

00:50The faster you write, the faster he stops talking.

00:52Honey, are these yours or my dad's?

00:54They're your dad's, and I told you, don't let his underwear touch my underwear.

00:57Hello?

00:59Yeah, this is Harry.

01:01Oh, hi.

01:03Uh-huh.

01:05You know what? I'm really busy. I don't think I can.

01:09No, I can't.

01:11Okay, then. Bye-bye.

01:13Who was that?

01:15That was the cop who pulled me over today.

01:17Claims he's thinking about applying to law school,

01:19and since he knows I work at a law firm,

01:21he wanted to take me to dinner to pick my brain.

01:23Really?

01:25Yeah. I mean, it was so obvious he was calling for a date.

01:27Could you believe that?

01:29You didn't see a wedding ring?

01:31No, I was wearing gloves.

01:33Hey, I got asked out on a date.

01:35Ha-ha.

01:37Ha-ha. Right. Right.

01:39What's the matter?

01:41No, I was just thinking.

01:43What?

01:45Don't kill me now. Maybe you should have dinner with this guy.

01:47You want me to go on a date?

01:49No, not a date.

01:51As far as you're concerned, it's just a dinner to discuss law stuff.

01:53But then, while you're eating,

01:55you guys talk, you smile, you laugh.

01:57I mean, the night is just magic.

02:01Then, next week, when you go to court to contest a ticket,

02:03he doesn't show up to testify because he's sweet on you.

02:05And bam!

02:07Bye-bye ticket. It's a perfect plan.

02:11Is this guy good-looking?

02:13Not really.

02:15It's a perfect plan.

02:17So that's what I'm worth.

02:19You pay $4,500?

02:21No, $4,500 a year.

02:25It takes five years to get a ticket off our record.

02:27And that's if you never get another one.

02:29And let's face it, honey, you will.

02:31So actually, I'm pimping you out for a minimum of $20,000.

02:33That's the minimum.

02:35I don't know. This is crazy.

02:37I mean, what if he calls after the date and wants to go out again?

02:39You just put him off until after court.

02:41You let him down easy. You tell him you met somebody.

02:43Do we really do this?

02:45Of course we can.

02:47We knew we'd have to use that sometime.

02:51All right.

02:53But he's not getting up my shirt.

02:55Hey, hey, hey. Play it by ear.

02:59So anyway, me and the teacher back in the classroom

03:01getting into it right on the desk.

03:03I look up over the blackboard

03:05and I see the alphabet.

03:07You know, A is for apple, B is for balloon.

03:09You get what I'm saying, right?

03:11Yes, I'm familiar with the alphabet.

03:13Right. So everything's going fine

03:15until I get to M, which is for mommy.

03:17That was that, huh?

03:19I pushed through the walrus.

03:23Okay.

03:25See you guys later.

03:27Don't want to be late for my date.

03:29Honey, that's what you're wearing?

03:31Yes. Why?

03:33You couldn't wear something that at least shows a little... wrist?

03:37What do you suggest?

03:39Okay, we want something that says I'm attractive

03:41but doesn't look like she's trying too hard.

03:43How about a tank top? It's too casual.

03:45Let's keep in mind, this is a dinner.

03:47I like this.

03:49That is my nightgown.

03:53How about like a skirt and a top?

03:55Okay. What do you see? What do you like?

03:57Ooh, moose. I heal boots.

03:59We got to get her into these.

04:01This sweater is nice, but how do you feel about navy?

04:05I'm not loving it.

04:07You got a captain's school uniform?

04:09Okay, that's it. Out, out, get out, get out.

04:11Thank you very much, goodbye.

04:13Thank you, thank you.

04:15Make sure your bra and panties match.

04:17Get out!

Carrie Dates A Cop PART 1 - The King of Queens #thekingofqueens #thekingofqueensfull

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