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00:00:00Erika, this is Grandfather Koch. My pleasure. Not my grandfather, you understand, my father-in-law.
00:00:10Erika, what may I ask? Herzensteel. Oh, uh, would you mind repeating that? Herzensteel.
00:00:18H-E-R-Z-E-N-S-T-I-E-L? Well, what do you know about that? Talk about small world, naming
00:00:26a million Herzensteel. Your family still keep up correspondence with the Cincinnati branch?
00:00:31Played basketball with the youngest boy, Carl. Never forget the time Carl hooked up an extension
00:00:36cord and brought a lamp out onto the porch. Grandpa, wait, listen, wait. And we were looking
00:00:39at these old pictures. There was this one of Fred, Carl's father. Goes way back to World
00:00:45War I, of course. And he had these patent leather boots up to here. Uh, the spurs, long
00:00:52sword, handsome figure of a man. Very handsome. What he had been, you see, back in Germany,
00:00:57was in the elite guards. And the spurs make me think that it was the horse guards of Kaiser
00:01:03Wilhelm. Old Kaiser himself standing up there in front. That's what started the rumors.
00:01:08But you can tell your folks from me that old Fred was no more a German spy than Duncan
00:01:13here. That's just a lot of talk. Now, the first thing to do is to program this. Monday
00:01:19and Wednesdays, I do three hours at Children's Hospital. Your late afternoons are free, I
00:01:23assume? I guess, except when social orientation takes trips. Oh, I'm sure we can synchronize.
00:01:29You see, Mr. Kocher, my husband and I, both feel that it's come to a point where, well,
00:01:34it isn't quite fair, it isn't quite right to make a full-time babysitter out of Grandpa
00:01:38here. And we're invited to dinner tonight. If you're prepared to stay, would that be
00:01:45all right? All right. Well, pretty short notice, if you ask me. I'm sure Ms. Herzensteil
00:01:49has a lot more important things to do. You run along now, Ms. Herzensteil. Duncan and
00:01:53I will hold down the fort. Just let me get a quick shower and wash my hair. Come on.
00:01:58We'll talk things over while it dries, and I'll show you how the kitchen works. One thing
00:02:04I clearly understood, Eric, I believe in getting off on the right foot, is that when I leave
00:02:08you in charge of Duncan, you're in charge of him, period. One hundred percent.
00:02:38Well, well, well. Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
00:03:09A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
00:03:16Time to dunk dunk. Come on, Cookie.
00:03:19Listen, when he goes into the pool, he likes to be by the warm water jet, you know.
00:03:23I know. Then he pees.
00:03:31Come on.
00:03:35Let's go into the water.
00:03:38Come on.
00:03:43It's grammatically incorrect, you know. Syntactically, I should say. Unless, of course, they seriously
00:03:48want to exclude everybody but children and mothers under the age of eight, and there
00:03:53aren't too many of those.
00:03:55Ricky!
00:04:07Ricky!
00:04:09Come on, Dunk.
00:04:13Bring the stroller!
00:04:20Hi, Vinnie.
00:04:22Come on, Dunk.
00:04:26Here.
00:04:30How do you do? I'm Joseph Thatcher, Duncan's grandfather.
00:04:34Okay.
00:04:37Hop in.
00:04:38Oh, well, why don't you youngsters run along? Don't worry about Duncan and me. We'll bring
00:04:42up the rear.
00:04:43Uh-uh, I'm not supposed to. Come on, Pumpkin.
00:04:45Well, I know, but Wilma wouldn't mind. She...
00:04:47Do you want to ride or not?
00:04:49Well, thanks. Thanks very much.
00:04:51But no, I don't think so.
00:05:14You know, keep meaning to check old Spock and see if he doesn't have some theory or
00:05:17other on why they all get such a charge out of doing that. Son Gerald did it. Grandson
00:05:21Duncan does it. Pitches something or other out of the crib and then just stands there
00:05:25looking down over the side. Always reminds me of someone at the rail of a big ocean liner.
00:05:29Very sad thing. Very sad thing. Very deep down there. Gone. Whatever it is, gone forever.
00:05:36My wife and I, Vera and I, we made two trips to Europe by boat.
00:05:40Right after we were married, first time, second time just before she died. It was a
00:05:44Mauritania both times. Same ship, different name, though. I mean, the old one and the
00:05:50new one. I guess the new one's finished now, too.
00:05:53My wife and I, Vera and I, we made two trips to Europe by boat. Right after we were married,
00:05:57first time, second time just before she died. It was a Mauritania both times. Same ship,
00:06:01different name, though. I mean, the old one and the new one. I guess the new one's finished
00:06:05now, too.
00:06:24What's the matter, dear?
00:06:27She has a stomachache. I think she ate some water.
00:06:39Oh, my God, it's him. He's at it again.
00:06:42Oh, dirty old man. How did I get that way, you know?
00:06:45There you are. You feel better. Go ahead. Go to your mama. Go.
00:06:49It's my kid!
00:06:53It's my kid!
00:06:55It's my kid!
00:06:57It's my kid!
00:07:19It's my kid!
00:07:21Sorry, Gerald, I couldn't hear you.
00:07:23There's a couple of people here to see you.
00:07:26Listen, before we go in, they make this sound pretty serious. Now, man-to-man,
00:07:30what exactly happened in the park today?
00:07:33Park?
00:07:34Well, what was with you and this little girl?
00:07:39Oh, that. Well, little misunderstanding all around.
00:07:42Man-to-man, Gerald, it's quite possible that I saved the child from pneumonia
00:07:46or forestalled a bad case of mastoiditis.
00:07:48What is it?
00:07:49Less serious than it used to be, of course, mastoiditis, antibiotics and all.
00:07:52Remember the summer we had to stop you from diving, Gerald?
00:07:54What the doctor decided was that your head was too narrow.
00:07:57Well, your mother's head was too narrow.
00:07:59And your eustachian tube wasn't draining properly.
00:08:01The ordinary person, you see, gets water up his eustachian tube,
00:08:04drains right out again, slick as a whistle.
00:08:06Yours, the water kept getting stuck up there.
00:08:08Thing pinched right in the middle, formed like one of those little egg timers.
00:08:12Well, we'll have to keep an eye on Duncan just in case he's inherited the same anomaly.
00:08:16Pop, I believe you've met Miss Fisher.
00:08:18Oh, yes. How do you do?
00:08:20This is Miss Roberts. Miss Roberts is with the Parks Department.
00:08:23My pleasure.
00:08:24You ladies care for some coffee or maybe something stronger?
00:08:27Gerald, I don't think your father understands.
00:08:29Just a minute. Let's not get excited.
00:08:30May I moderate this?
00:08:31Won't you all please sit down?
00:08:32Thank you.
00:08:33As you know, Mr. Cotcher, we have a few rules in the parks.
00:08:36Gambling, intoxicating liquor, lewd behavior.
00:08:38All for it. People can't behave themselves in a park, shouldn't be in there.
00:08:42Now, Mrs. Fisher has made a complaint against you.
00:08:44My job is to find out what ensued today between you and her daughter Gabrielle.
00:08:48Gabrielle.
00:08:49I told you what ensued and I have two witnesses.
00:08:52He won't leave the kids alone. He can't keep his hands off them.
00:08:55He touched her indecently.
00:08:56He touched her where?
00:08:58Behind.
00:08:59Pop, is this right?
00:09:01You know, the more I think about it, the more I know I've overstressed mastoiditis.
00:09:05It's true the child was suffering a chill when I approached her,
00:09:08but now I'm inclined more towards psychogenic shock.
00:09:12Just try and get a straight answer out of him.
00:09:14Pop, if you did a thing like this, it's inexcusable.
00:09:17Now, tell me the truth.
00:09:18Well, I was talking to the other day, didn't catch his name.
00:09:20He thought the whole thing started with John McGraw.
00:09:23Seems to me it might have been Casey Stangle or maybe old nude rock.
00:09:27That's what he does. That's what he does.
00:09:29What the hell has Casey Stangle got to do with anything?
00:09:31Well, I'm trying to tell you, Gerald.
00:09:32I get it all day long. You ask him a question, he goes off on some crazy tangent.
00:09:36The way I remember it, when you did something great, home run or touchdown or whatever it happened to be,
00:09:40the other player shook your hand or patted you on the back for congratulations
00:09:44or when the coach sent a new player into the game.
00:09:47Give him a nice start, you know.
00:09:49Make an interesting article for Sports Illustrated.
00:09:51Say, find out just who started all this patting on the ass business.
00:09:54Well, yes, it would.
00:09:56I never thought of it that way.
00:09:58May I have a glass of water, please?
00:10:00Pop, what you're saying is then that all you did was to give this girl a little pat on the behind.
00:10:06Most natural thing in the world, Gerald.
00:10:07Part of our culture nowadays, like I do with Duncan.
00:10:10Meaning on your way, old man. Paddle your own canoe.
00:10:12Get in there and pitch.
00:10:14Paddle your own canoe my foot.
00:10:16Oh, not interested in sports, Miss Fisher?
00:10:20I don't find that very reprehensible.
00:10:22Do you, Miss Roberts? Friendly tap on the butt?
00:10:24No.
00:10:25Oh, well, I have an appointment, so goodbye, Mr. Kotcher.
00:10:28Yes, goodbye, Miss Roberts.
00:10:29I'll have to make out a report on this, but I'll attend to it.
00:10:32Oh, just one more thing.
00:10:33You name it, dear.
00:10:34From now on, would you please do me a favor and stay the hell out of the mother's enclosure?
00:10:38All right.
00:10:47I had a peek at your quarterly sales report this afternoon, Gerald.
00:10:50Just great.
00:10:51Very impressive growth factor.
00:10:53I noticed this fellow you've got in charge of the Bakersfield-Fresno district is a real humdinger.
00:10:57First rate.
00:10:58Now, what I would do in your position, Gerald, the company used to use me the same way,
00:11:03is to start moving this man around.
00:11:05Doesn't make any difference what the product is.
00:11:07Digital computers in your case, hardware in mine.
00:11:09The principle is the same thing.
00:11:11Move your strong man into your weaker positions.
00:11:13Temporarily, of course.
00:11:14Sort of a roving advisor.
00:11:17Stir things up.
00:11:18Keep your other salesmen on their toes.
00:11:20Scares them a little.
00:11:22Very smooth.
00:11:25Get that other thing from Mars.
00:11:29Oh, leave that.
00:11:30I'll tidy up and put him to bed as soon as I finish my cigar.
00:11:35Hey, Pop.
00:11:36Look what we got here.
00:11:37Starting at the Paris tonight.
00:11:39Festival of Laurel and Hardy.
00:11:42Hi, Erica.
00:11:43Hi.
00:11:44You know, I'd like to go myself, but we've got this damn party.
00:11:49Maybe later in the week.
00:11:50What did you like and I should know by now, Coke or Pepsi?
00:11:53Dr. Pepper.
00:11:54Dr. Pepper?
00:11:55Dr. Pepper.
00:11:56Dr. Pepper.
00:11:57Dr. Pepper.
00:11:58Dr. Pepper.
00:11:59Dr. Pepper.
00:12:00Dr. Pepper.
00:12:01Dr. Pepper.
00:12:02Dr. Pepper.
00:12:03Dr. Pepper.
00:12:04Why don't you just stroll on down there and have yourself a good old-fashioned belly laugh?
00:12:08Yeah, I just might do that, Gerald.
00:12:10Where'd you get her, anyway?
00:12:11Where'd she come from?
00:12:12You know anything about her?
00:12:13The babysitter.
00:12:14Oh, through Charlotte Hunter, I think.
00:12:16She needs the money, that's all I know.
00:12:18Damned extravagance, that's all I know.
00:12:20I know you're doing well financially, Gerald, and I'm proud of you.
00:12:23I just hate to see you throw your money around like that when I'm available.
00:12:26Look, enjoy yourself.
00:12:30Erica?
00:12:31Make yourself at home, you know.
00:12:33Pop's handing himself a night out at the movies.
00:13:00I have to stop it.
00:13:20Benny, stop it.
00:13:21You'll wake Mr. Cotcher.
00:13:23Who?
00:13:24Grandpa Cotcher.
00:13:25I thought you said he went to the cinema.
00:13:26I guess.
00:13:27Now, stop it.
00:13:28Stop it.
00:13:29What if Mrs. Wharton springs a pop quiz?
00:13:30I don't care.
00:13:31You promised to help me with that plot diagram.
00:13:33Yes, I did.
00:13:34Come on, be more serious-minded.
00:13:36There's supposed to be a vertical plot and a horizontal plot.
00:13:40What kind of rinky-dink is all that?
00:13:42I can't see where one leaves off and the other begins.
00:13:44Well, this begins here, and this comes off here.
00:13:50And, uh, I'm very big on the horizontal.
00:13:53You take the vertical, and I'll be in Scotland.
00:13:57Stop it.
00:13:58Benny.
00:13:59Benny.
00:14:00Benny.
00:14:01Oh.
00:14:27Oops.
00:14:28Huh?
00:14:29A baby.
00:14:30That's a good boy.
00:14:31Yeah.
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00:15:00Oh.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Hey.
00:15:03What are you doing now?
00:15:04Huh?
00:15:05What's the baby doing now?
00:15:06That's a good boy.
00:15:07What are you doing here?
00:15:08Why do you have to come in every 10 minutes and check this kid?
00:15:09What's he going to do, run away or something?
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:15I told my mother I'd be home at 10.30.
00:15:19It's 10.30.
00:15:20You know, my mother gets these migraines.
00:15:25That's a pretty little kiss.
00:15:38Oh, hello, Gerald.
00:15:52I couldn't sleep.
00:15:53I thought I'd make myself some cocoa.
00:15:54cocoa you go back to bed here we'll clean up well I wouldn't I wouldn't take us I
00:16:01wouldn't take an additional sedation if you'd taken a second she shouldn't do
00:16:06that Gerald she shouldn't take another tranquilizer she's had her second all
00:16:10tonight hasn't she and then you've been drinking at the party not much
00:16:14Gerald listen to me for a moment I find myself listen to me please I find
00:16:20myself in a very awkward position here extremely awkward pop pop why the hell
00:16:26is skewered on the horns of an ugly dilemma on one hand I find the role of
00:16:31informer a highly repugnant one at the same time I must consider what is best
00:16:36for Duncan but it involves it involves a moral judgment I am NOT prepared to make
00:16:42now the act of copulation in itself isn't the factor it used to be I
00:16:46realize that young people look at things differently well tempest fugit
00:16:51the other thing is you know how I feel about Duncan I think I can look after
00:16:56him as well if not a damn sight better than any teenage mercenary quite apart
00:17:02from all that humpety-jump on the sofa sandwiched in so to speak between
00:17:05English literature and algebra ticklish situation I do what I have to do I risk
00:17:12being accused of ulterior motives of just wanting this girl out of the way
00:17:16you see that don't you Gerald quiz custodian if say custodians that's what
00:17:21it all boils down to sudden quiz custodian if say custodians what's that
00:17:28well in other words Gerald I forget that you only had one year of Latin who
00:17:34shall keep the keepers themselves that is the question here I don't know the
00:17:40answer son I don't know the answer tell me what to do I need your help tell me
00:17:45what to do let's sleep on it shall we pop all right all right you're good
00:17:52enough thank you for hearing me out I feel much better now God bless you God
00:17:58bless you Gerald sure you wouldn't like a cup of cocoa
00:18:15Oh
00:18:28Joey why not Joe I can't what's the matter my hands caught on the gear ship
00:18:40thing
00:18:59Gerald Gerald just a minute Gerald about last night a little talk you didn't say
00:19:09anything to Wilma did you but you can understand I was pretty upset last
00:19:13night Gerald I can't blow the whistle on this girl I just can't do it not under
00:19:17circumstances I can't be the one to cast the first stone you get my meaning don't
00:19:21you not old Joe Cotcher no sir so what do you say we forget the whole thing
00:19:26okay okay pop anything you say okay listen Gerald you don't happen to
00:19:32remember our 1925 Essex do you know probably not there's a wonderful car
00:19:40climb Pikes Peak twice never boil
00:20:03Oh
00:20:05Oh
00:20:13hey not on Wilma's plan
00:20:18Oh
00:20:31girl you in here Gerald you never know the way go spooking around the house all
00:20:41the time yesterday he charged in on me just as I was getting out of the shower
00:20:45he's getting nuttier by the minute among other things I know old people are a big
00:20:52problem nationally it's a staggering problem but on the local level I just
00:20:56had I know I know what about Erica you gonna let her go now look here Gerald we
00:21:02agreed not to involve Wilma that was highly confidential brothers are guarding
00:21:08he talked it over with his wife and he decided the best thing for Erica well
00:21:12at least embarrassing for her was to make a complete break with all the
00:21:15friends here and go off someplace well in that case pop can take over again for
00:21:19a while not on your life and last time grandpa brought him back from one of
00:21:23their little excursions I smell beer on Duncan's breath he does is let him suck
00:21:31the foam a little at the time I can't even find out where they've been worries
00:21:36me sick one more thing like that park thing in all fairness Wilma pop didn't do
00:21:42anything wrong we established that you don't have to check the refrigerator
00:21:46door ten times a day because he leaves it just open you don't use the back
00:21:50bathroom I know I don't have to but it is more convenient when I'm doing the
00:21:54laundry and I don't know how many times I've told him but he still does it he
00:21:58still leaves the seat up I'll speak to him about it I'll tell you something
00:22:03else did you see the water bill last month whatever it is we can afford it
00:22:06the point I'm making here Jerry old people like to water for some reason you
00:22:10ever notice how many old people are always watering point of making is he
00:22:13must have 15 or maybe $20,000 of his own in the bank so it's not exactly how much
00:22:17money he's got so it's not as if he were destitute or something like that the
00:22:23original idea was on a temporary basis wasn't it to see how he like California
00:22:27well he likes it just fine he's been liking fine for a long time now it's not
00:22:34as if he was mentally incompetent either I wouldn't be too sure of that whoever
00:22:38heard of anyone feeding a baby pizza at 11 o'clock in the morning with anchovies
00:22:45he's physically incompetent I'll tell you that oh come on Wilma he's in great
00:22:50shape for his age he's as strong as a horse other people have old relatives
00:22:54around at least to fix things Charlotte Hunter has an uncle I think all he ever
00:22:59does is break things how can I just throw him out I just can't call up the
00:23:04vet and tell him to come put him out of his misery now that's a sick thing to
00:23:10say well what do you want me to do what just do something Jerry I'm at the end
00:23:15of my wick you're what I think just do something Jerry please don't get
00:23:20technical with me
00:23:23I wasn't talking about a nursing home or anything like that
00:23:41aren't there places you get wind of anything like that on board
00:23:53I'm sorry
00:24:12Carol Gerald you're a very hard man to find these days I realized that you have
00:24:19other manners on your mind but I'm very much concerned about young Erica and I
00:24:24consider what you did to be a breach of a package gonna be just fine pop her
00:24:28brother got her a good job in San Bernardino I understand she's leaving
00:24:32Saturday why why what leaving I don't see any basis for banishment in one
00:24:39quick frolic on the sofa however ill-advised banish anybody I'd banish
00:24:43Romeo boy gives me the creeps still tied to his mother's apron springs on the one
00:24:48hand on the other he's jumping all over this girl while he's supposed to be
00:24:52helping her with her homework
00:24:55you
00:25:05okay Gerald
00:25:55you
00:26:25you
00:26:36we visiting somebody but not exactly she likes to take a stretch pop sure
00:26:56that's quite a layout they got here hadn't they pop what do you think of it
00:27:13pop you know Wilma and I we made a quiet survey in depth this week of the kind of
00:27:25places available and well we find that this place it just comes out head and
00:27:32shoulders above anything in the way of retirement village looks like sort of an
00:27:42old people's home to me Gerald older and God most of them
00:27:49no you've got your mother's eyes Gerald did you know that have I ever told you
00:27:52that she was a wonderful woman I noticed it at times like this she got a funny
00:28:03liquid thing came into her eyes whenever she was confused or sad or anything like
00:28:08that
00:28:11I think I've got the picture now Gerald not an unusual thing year year and a
00:28:20half after the baby's born mother goes to pieces depression sets in nerves
00:28:26forget the scientific stuff it's all in the head it's all in the head it's all
00:28:31in the head it's all in the head it's all in the head it's all in the head it's
00:28:36in nerves forget the scientific name for it severe paranoia sometimes too
00:28:43well I'm sorry to see it happen in Wilma's case son but she'll I be she
00:28:50wants me out of the house all right she wants me out of the house I'll leave
00:28:54until she's feeling better but well this isn't quite the kind of establishment I
00:28:59had in mind pop now take a look at it like this now just relax now I just
00:29:05thought you'd like to take a look at this place it's deluxe Holloway's got
00:29:10private apartments and everything and take advantage of the research that I
00:29:13did for you you poke around while you're here you see if it strikes your fancy
00:29:19all right fair enough might as well let's have a look around while we're
00:29:23here if you don't like it it's okay if you do like it well we come back one of
00:29:29these days we have a talk with the manager this mr. Weaver and we find out
00:29:34what he's got available now now how about that
00:30:04oh good morning there mr. Cotcher how you do and mr. Cotcher how you feeling
00:30:10today I believe we've got everything here my father had a complete physical
00:30:15but that's repetitious ought to be simplified save you a lot of time and
00:30:20money on a damn rigmarole just rent an apartment for three months come on in
00:30:26come on now let's see we decided on suite 78 well 78 will be available on
00:30:32so many forms since I was in the army 4 a.m. they unloaded us at Fort Bliss
00:30:37November and cold enough to freeze is dr. McKernan Kerman how do you do dr.
00:30:42MD or PhD dr. McKernan's our resident psychologist specializing in
00:30:47interpersonal relationships I'll turn you over to her now mr. Cotcher and
00:30:51she'll explain the program most people find it rather enjoyable couple of hours
00:30:56taking these tests nobody's saying there ain't about any tests
00:31:01just part of our service I'll just excuse me for a moment please
00:31:08now Gerald a new element has been added here I don't like it I don't like the
00:31:15look of it at all I know what Wilma thinks of me but I
00:31:19discount that she's not well now tell me Gerald do you think your old man has
00:31:23slipped his trolley I mean do you think that I belong in a laughing Academy
00:31:27pop it is nothing like that now you had the wrong idea now this is your
00:31:32retirement set up but that's all it's a beautiful place it's fun and games it's
00:31:36the kind of thing that anybody would dream we just want to make you happy
00:31:39here at Sunnydale mr. Cotcher that's the crux of it it helps us to have your
00:31:43compatibility profile and your motivational mechanic then we can put
00:31:47you through the computer I mean you don't so we can give you directional
00:31:50guidance and integrate your recreational structure and so on up your recreational
00:31:54structure oh it looks like a tree that's charred with some snow around it
00:32:14do you like Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll I wouldn't like it by anyone
00:32:19else do you have any children who must live with you no please answer these
00:32:26questions true or false generally in this world if you don't look out for
00:32:30yourself no one else will false I frequently give others a helping hand
00:32:38did I say something wrong duck dog nothing
00:33:01trees two cows two cows
00:33:10an inexperienced spermatozoan about 15 years old asking directions to the
00:33:35nearest fallopian tube
00:34:05here's one to go on Duncan you can say that again
00:34:35I
00:35:05want you to remember dear I want you to come to me with anything that's on your
00:35:27mind just like I was your mother and not just your sister-in-law I want you to
00:35:30feel free and I fell into that hustle me she ever great half a semester
00:35:40ceramics shot the hell well perhaps we can fix it with some of that wonderful
00:35:45white glue they have nowadays get on the hotline tell Wilma the big news get
00:36:04me fired shouldn't have said anything to Gerald about a big big mistake once I
00:36:09thought it over I'd like to try and make a man Peter all of ten minutes to get
00:36:13the glad times on Miss Siebert's desk girls counselor are you kidding whole
00:36:18hour she had me in there yesterday pushy-footing around the big point back
00:36:22again today with all the returns in Erica all fixed up now a crummy job in
00:36:27San Bernardino pushing old hair around the room and some beauty parlor great
00:36:32for Peter you just get yourself pregnant and wham bang off to San Berdue
00:36:48are you looking for me mr. gotcha for any reason yes I help me schlep some of
00:36:55this stuff home if you want to
00:37:02well thanks mr. country just pop all that on top what's that it's a little
00:37:22something to send you on your way mean money I will you tell women let's just
00:37:26forget it oh it's from me and Duncan just a little token of our esteem take
00:37:31it back please take it back see you I wish you'd reconsider
00:37:48why is a big word around my house these days now that mr. Kutcher why why why
00:37:55didn't you do something or say something dear when you missed I'm the world
00:37:59champion mr. that's why never come around on time yet so how was I supposed
00:38:03to know I was can't get that through to my brother he thinks he's very
00:38:08understanding doesn't understand anything he says well now let's consider
00:38:14the practicalities it's obviously too late for a safe abortion
00:38:17even if I had found out in time I wouldn't have too many girls messed up
00:38:23for life from that
00:38:29Oh
00:38:49how much money were you gonna give me just for example I made it $40 I thought
00:38:55that might compensate oh I'll tell you what mr. Kutcher don't know how long
00:39:00I'll be able to work or even how much I'll be making or getting from Peter I
00:39:04really walk you for any decent maternity clothes so I'll take it if you don't
00:39:09mind my pleasure but just as a temporary loan I'll send you an IOU not necessary
00:39:15at all I'll be away for a little while myself little business trip
00:39:25you got any use for a good combination luck my pocket
00:39:43thank you
00:39:55you
00:40:25you
00:40:55you
00:41:25you
00:41:37Joe Joe
00:41:55all right
00:42:25in for a stir
00:42:55Oh
00:43:55the grapes are in the kitchen on a second refrigerator shelf and start on
00:44:10the dip I'll be there in a minute I'm in real trouble everyone arrived
00:44:13earlier than I thought okay okay thanks trick-or-treat oh my
00:44:19Gerald Gerald come quick something's happened
00:44:38you all right just fine fine Gerald just thought I'd pop in never would have
00:44:45recognized you Gerald not in a million years absolutely murder how's old dunk
00:44:50how's my boy Jerry everyone's asking where you are I'm coming I'm coming
00:44:55Wilma some kind of a fish a mermaid Oh striking very effective yeah just just
00:45:02thought I'd drop in son found myself in this part of the world postcards kept
00:45:06you abreast of my movements didn't worry about me did you Gerald well we were
00:45:10worried oh look I'm delighted to see you and I know that Wilma is too but the
00:45:15crowd came in kind of early on it's through a timing off look just let me
00:45:18know sure I understand son go right ahead I'll make myself scarce but
00:45:23listen Gerald I find that things have changed a bit around here my room for
00:45:29example where where would you like me to hang out just just just hang on a sec
00:45:33just hold the phone and listen there's a pop there's a letter for you I think I
00:45:37opened up by mistake it's on the dresser right Thank You Gerald
00:45:45the taxi's waiting I'll pick him up first thing in the morning
00:45:51hey there don't go boy how are you son where you off to huh don't go away now
00:45:58we'll be bobbing for apples later we're off to mrs. Pugh's house that's what a
00:46:03mrs. Kutcher did not want him overstimulate oh I see yes I'm sorry ma'am
00:46:07see you in the morning don't give you a full report
00:46:09god bless oh boy bought you some presents from up north
00:46:39I said I know where she went I don't know I don't care
00:47:08permanently employed here I gave it a monthly rate she stays five days five
00:47:12days how much does she owe you all in for my principles I didn't say she owed
00:47:16me anything I said she was a trap I know a trap when I see one
00:47:20you a bill collector private investigator I believe a substantial
00:47:25sum of money is coming to her quite a bag full Oh bet I'll give you a bag full
00:47:32down at Helen's just ask Helen what happened was there was this big stink
00:47:40you see the way it is the public doesn't know about it much but you have to be
00:47:43licensed a licensed operator if you're gonna touch the customers Helen tried to
00:47:48say Ricky lied and told her she was licensed to and was giving shampoos
00:47:51where did she go Palm Springs that's all I know she told me she met this person
00:47:56that knew about this receptionist opening at this shop in Palm Springs and
00:47:59that's where she was going no address thank you very much
00:48:05I will say sissy said hello if you find her
00:48:29Oh
00:48:59Oh
00:49:17pardon me miss I'm looking for a Miss Erica what in the world are you doing a
00:49:23Palm Springs
00:49:30Oh
00:49:33Dennis it's Henri Dennis is his real name
00:49:37next girls were all this globbers part of the image or something what's a drag
00:49:44never comes into the shop is what we don't carry over to work with in the
00:49:49first place one foot in the grave and scared about getting old taking it out
00:49:54on you
00:49:59Oh
00:50:09the person when you think of it I'm not gonna make it my life's work just to
00:50:14stop grasp I didn't even tell Peter what happened in San Berdo I just said it was
00:50:19better in my situation I'm going to send the checks for this doctor I'm going to
00:50:23dr. Cadillo simply adorable which is correct that's dr. Cadillo about the
00:50:30milk just in case I might want to nurse the baby I certainly don't just ask him
00:50:35he said I didn't have to wouldn't do any goodies him he said cows don't drink
00:50:41milk do they I don't quite understand cows don't drink milk but they eat grass
00:50:48and they produce milk wants you to eat grass no the cows eat the grass he just
00:50:54wants me to drink the milk if I want to I don't have to
00:51:11good afternoon ladies and gentlemen welcome aboard the Palm Springs aerial
00:51:15tramway we're traveling at a speed of 1,600 feet a minute the valley stations
00:51:20at an elevation of two thousand six hundred forty three feet the upper
00:51:24station eight thousand five hundred sixteen feet total distance two and one
00:51:28half miles we pass over five steel towers the tallest was the first it's
00:51:34214 feet high is the only tower with access by road the other four towers
00:51:40they check these things regularly trying to recall where was that one of these
00:51:45contraptions broke loose Austria or someplace Jungfrau perhaps eight or ten
00:51:52years ago I don't believe they ever put their finger on the cause overloaded
00:51:58metal fatigue or just one are there any questions as I remember they didn't
00:52:04recover all the bodies did they what no it's too deep down below they tried with
00:52:10helicopters but winds were too strong regular blizzard had to give up too
00:52:14dangerous still there I suppose
00:52:22truth is mr. Kutcher this is my regular day off all right I've been mean to do
00:52:27this it's one of the things you do here well they're all days off now
00:52:34he's showing too much any minute to be dealing with the public anyway
00:52:45then I got back to my room there's mrs. Yates my landlady old prim for action
00:52:50all about how I was entitled to the left middle rack of the frost free and she
00:52:53found my half a great food over on top the vegetable bin I'll tell you
00:52:58everything happens to me
00:53:02Vinnie and I only did it three times I know lots of girls who do it almost all
00:53:07the time practically and nothing ever happens well that's baseball
00:53:13Erica I find Palm Springs salubrious I've decided to stay a while I've moved
00:53:19out of the hotel and rented myself a little house out in Cathedral City
00:53:23concrete block fine solid construction warm and winter cool and summer
00:53:28marvelous location right down the road from Bob's Oasis bowling alley why don't
00:53:34you just come out there and live with me I mean keep house for me if you want to
00:53:39little light housekeeping whenever you feel up to it you and the baby can stay
00:53:43there you're sure plenty of sand
00:53:47sounds like a wonderful proposition mr. Kutcher
00:53:52uh-uh no he travels fastest who travels alone
00:54:22Oh
00:54:52turkey dinner gravy and dressing mashed potatoes seasoned peas and carrots yummy
00:55:14say what's going on here one of those people stop using tinfoil for the inside
00:55:20wrapper is that something new some kind of an economy measure it doesn't even
00:55:24sound like chocolate that way you know I used to save tinfoil during the first
00:55:28war turn it into the government and remember what they did with it
00:55:50Oh
00:56:04how about that isn't that a humdinger Oh it's perfectly beautiful
00:56:20Oh Merry Christmas Eve mr. Kutcher
00:56:26you
00:56:44shouldn't leave your door open like that they always have a lot of robberies
00:56:49around here at the heart of the season well I just wanted to ask you mr.
00:56:53Kutcher if your offer to me was still good I might take you up on it for a
00:56:56while just had another big fight with mrs. Yates my landlady well I could work
00:57:00off the money I owe you since I'm not doing anything right now here's your
00:57:04Christmas present sweater watch out for the pins I couldn't finish it up until I
00:57:08measured your arms I remember what you said about just down the road from the
00:57:14bowling alley
00:57:23Oh
00:57:39did it again yeah I'll have to see it up again
00:57:44I was a lad I served a term as office boy to an attorney's firm wash the
00:57:57window and I cleaned the floor polished up the handle of the big front door
00:58:01polished up the handle so carefully
00:58:05Navy polish up the handle so carefully that now I am the ruler oh say we did we
00:58:13did the right thing here very good choice I must say desert gold high
00:58:16degree of visibility easy to see in the dark never know when we want to reach
00:58:20Cordeo in the middle of the night taxi here all set I don't want to keep him
00:58:25waiting obstetricians are very busy at this particular time of the year for
00:58:29some reason he thinks maybe it has something to do with when summer
00:58:32vacations are who does this thing belong to no beauty but she's sound as a
00:58:42dollar I looked over the market and I decided against the new car at the
00:58:46present time big depreciation a miniature turn the key didn't see any
00:58:49sense to it well what we need right now is good solid transportation save us a
00:58:54fortune in taxis alone next few months any time of the day or night you want to
00:58:58get in for a ride you want to take a drive a little soda or something you get
00:59:01right in hop right in the thing that you see I gave this a lot of thought and why
00:59:06I bought it is because it has a clutch oh nothing that should be said about
00:59:10automatic transmission that's fine I drove Gerald's once but lots can go
00:59:14wrong too gonna be good to get behind the wheel of the car again I drove up
00:59:19here this afternoon and I want to tell you that I drove the idle while
00:59:40well I'll see you in three weeks okay thank you doctor nice of met you mr.
00:59:59gotcha right same here goodbye oh doctor I she she's not getting too
01:00:11heavy no no she's fine now you just keep after him right my wife Vera was a great
01:00:16believer in big salads worked just fine with our son Gerald be sure to take your
01:00:20vitamins Erica
01:00:50you
01:01:20don't touch it macaroni hasn't dried yet that's gonna be February wasn't gonna
01:01:34bother with February but then I had this idea to make it miss Siebert girls
01:01:38counselor so-called really needs a modeling play to make the stomach fatter
01:01:43well basic shape is there a very good foundation every time I think of miss
01:01:49Siebert what about the father dear aren't you gonna tell him dear I just
01:01:56stared at her and the next thing is why not dear I told her why not I don't
01:02:01think she believed me I just told her he wasn't a person I knew that well that
01:02:05was why not you know what baffles old miss Siebert it's why so many girls know
01:02:10ten times more already than her grandmother ever did how chromosome
01:02:14splits up and things don't bother to protect themselves as she puts it I've
01:02:18wondered about that myself surely you're aware of the modern methods
01:02:22available to you aren't you Erica dear started to say you don't know me very
01:02:26well miss Siebert I'm not playing to make a career out of it really work at
01:02:30it like that I'm not that kind of girl didn't though how can you explain to
01:02:36somebody like you can't spend all your time protecting yourself as she calls it
01:02:40makes it dirty and some kind of a commitment instead of just what happens
01:02:46insulting idea oh very original very well done oh I inherited this talent for
01:02:53goofing things up from my mother when we had this place called the pantry in
01:02:57Oceanside she was always scooping up the cakes she was real artistic kind of
01:03:01customers we got didn't appreciate I've got half an ocean sometimes to take up
01:03:06where my parents left off and daddy's brakes gave out on the ridge route it's
01:03:10a four-car collision written up in the paper
01:03:14wonder why I don't remember the funeral I do remember I wrote a poem about it
01:03:19but it wasn't any good put too many horses in it
01:03:21riderless stallions searching the lonely trackless night
01:03:27Oh
01:03:37mr. Cotcher
01:03:41mr. Cotcher he kicked me he just kicked me what do you know
01:03:57it was a big Buick I think daddy did a lot of work on it himself our 29 Packard
01:04:03that was a beauty two-tone brown came with silk window shade standard
01:04:07equipment Vera always used to sit in the back and pull them all down tight
01:04:10whenever she changed Gerald never could see what difference that made couldn't
01:04:15see what harm it would do anybody get a look at his pink little Packard 25 miles
01:04:18an hour but she pulled them all down anyway Vera wanted a girl to go with
01:04:24Gerald he said they were easy to raise them boys more tractable I was traveling
01:04:31with mongers hardware and metals out of Omaha at the time well I guess we just
01:04:37put it off too long
01:04:40Oh
01:04:50what's the date the fourth stuffy in here fire uses up the oxygen
01:05:10I
01:05:40don't hear the word consumption much anymore do you gone out of fashion I
01:05:54suppose how about barbecued lamb chops for supper
01:06:24I
01:06:45person's the LH er z e n s t ie l mrs. Erica herself if I don't have a card
01:06:52that doesn't necessarily follow young lady my daughter-in-law Wilma was taken
01:06:58directly to surgery for a cesarean section it was an emergency her husband
01:07:02Gerald was in no condition to fill anything out I did that myself later on
01:07:16having a baby should be one of the most rewarding experiences of your life and
01:07:20Desert Valley does everything possible to make it so for you there are certain
01:07:25necessary rules however regarding visiting hours and so on may I call your
01:07:30attention in addition to the fact that children under 17 are not permitted in
01:07:34the maternity wing now nurse Barrett's will narrate our film with the next
01:07:42contraction the actual delivery begins the doctor first assists the top of the
01:07:48baby's head under the pubic bone then he helps the face gently over the
01:07:52perineum now rotating the head a full half circle so that the higher shoulder
01:07:58can be eased to the arch the other shoulder and arm a follow when the chest
01:08:05is delivered the baby takes its first independent breath and so commences to
01:08:10cry while the delivery continues with great care slowly a step at this point
01:08:16the doctor takes the baby's feet in his hand elevates them to complete the
01:08:21necessary drainage of amniotic fluid the baby's lusty response is of course an
01:08:26automatic beneficial response he is placed on the mother's abdomen the cord
01:08:32is clamped thus she feels not the slightest pain when the cord is cut in
01:08:37this manner the baby is now on his own a new life has begun oh I am curious
01:08:48about the frequent use here of the word womb which is fundamentally a poetic
01:08:52expression as in fruit of the womb meaning children of course and the womb
01:08:58of time whatever that means and so on I find it interesting that doctors prefer
01:09:04this term to the more precise scientific designation uterus
01:09:10I might as well tell you now mr. Cotcher thanks for putting up that fence for a
01:09:35playpen but I've got everything worked out through dr. Gideon these people he's
01:09:39known for a real long time they've been waiting ages on all kinds of lists and
01:09:43things so they're gonna take the baby right away so I won't get used to it or
01:09:48anything they're older people but the perfectly lovely dr. Gideon says pretty
01:09:54well fixed taking me to the racket club on Tuesday so they must be
01:10:09father to hang around here mr. Cotcher oh no bother I didn't want to make a
01:10:22production out of it mr. Cotcher I told mrs. Ballinger I had to be in Palm
01:10:25Springs shopping anyway I was meeting a girlfriend later uh thanks for bringing
01:10:33me you do whatever you want to do it I'll take a taxi back
01:11:03very difficult at times living with a pregnant woman you never know my
01:11:08granddaughter now she suddenly decided that she wants to have the baby adopted
01:11:12she's gone off tonight to talk to some people about it she'll never do it never
01:11:16in a million years just a mood that's the way they are oh my name is Cotcher I
01:11:21live in Cathedral City wouldn't care to join me for a beer would you I know of a
01:11:25fine little inexpensive place just around the corner
01:11:55Oh
01:12:25I
01:12:55simple assembly instructions for not away cribs step one insert one and
01:13:09three-eighths machine screws a through holes and posts and engage threads of
01:13:16threaded bushings be embedded in ends of stationary side see
01:13:24well insert one and three-eighths machine screws a machine screws a
01:13:49machine screws a engage corners or swivel handles e of spring unit into
01:14:04hooks of spring support brackets simple assembly instructions
01:14:12through holes and posts
01:14:42the schools were closed at Indio yesterday but this first case of
01:15:05measles I've had you must have picked yourself up astray mr. Cotcher German or
01:15:11regular you just keep warm Oh doctor at this stage of the game we can't take any
01:15:17chances of Erica I better go to you stay right where you are she's gonna spend a
01:15:21few days with the Ballinger now I don't know where I can find a practical nurse
01:15:26but I'm gonna get somebody over here as soon as I can to feed you and take care
01:15:30now stay in bed and keep warm take care of yourself now mr. Cotcher you too
01:15:34Erica Oh dr. Cordeo would you tell whomever you're sending over to stop at
01:15:40the drugstore pick up a few Tampico Corona's there for for a dollar right
01:15:46Tampico cross doctor measles aren't like asthma are they psychogenic so to speak I
01:15:54mean they wouldn't come from any sort of emotional or mental trouble would they
01:15:58know more than any other virus
01:16:10hey Joe hey Joe oh yeah what's my heart oh yeah Joe oh well they're Pablo no
01:16:31mail today no letters going to stop by you so do me a favor what do you call
01:16:38Cordeo ask him if he doesn't think I ought to be stimulating the vital
01:16:42functions get a little ambulatory we prompt at the last century Plano come
01:16:47on make some hairs grow on the chest muchas gracias
01:17:08hey poncho somebody by the name of Cotcher live here yes yes I'm looking
01:17:23for my sister Ricky she's supposed to be working for him typing or something he's
01:17:27uh some kind of a writer is he oh yes well yes Ricky you must be your brother
01:17:35Peter yeah well come in come in mr. Harrison Steve just steal STI
01:17:45where's Ricky she's off visiting some wealthy people in Palm Springs at the
01:17:50moment expecting a baby you know she sent me these papers to sign I'm a
01:17:55guardian and I have to approve of what she does getting somebody to adopt it
01:17:58and all that I had to come down this way anyway so I thought I'd just leave it
01:18:02with me she'll be here any day now you see she gets it all right yes indeed he
01:18:07guarded with my life give it to her personally take it right over there
01:18:10right over well I gotta make banning by one o'clock this isn't my territory you
01:18:22know I'm Southwestern Cal LA to TJ I'm a traveling man myself 35 years metals and
01:18:28hardware has changed over to pharmacy hearing 29 just before the crash I got
01:18:32a straight not Southeast and he doesn't know when to get tough I mean imagine
01:18:34letting any store claim breakage on ten dozen plushies plushies don't break I
01:18:41mean who do they think they're kidding hey I wouldn't mind handling a line like
01:18:45this myself my grandson Duncan sure would like to expect a little damage
01:18:49around Christmas time mostly plastics a little bastards they grab something off
01:18:52the shelf and pow you know store claims container failure well all right we know
01:18:57and they know we make it up on the next building but I'm not about to let them
01:19:01get away with ten dozen plushies
01:19:07well I'll tell Erica that you were here she sure will be sorry to miss you
01:19:27on the right to watch a vehicle
01:19:38no coaches are gone for sure that's that's no doubt about that but where's
01:19:47Erica Eureka Eureka frow line hersensteel savvy boo almost do now
01:19:53according to my calculations very worried about a difficult time for women
01:19:57the last couple of weeks get to do very peculiar things that damn the sorts of
01:20:01things and seniority la senora salieron el coche grande el domingo a los ángeles
01:20:06muy lejos Los Angeles Erica what for Ricky Ricky salió en el Corvette esta
01:20:12mañana quise para la pero no pude es muy malo viajar en coche cuando no está
01:20:16embarazada pero no se les puede decir nada las muchachas estos días son muy
01:20:20malos son terribles se fue se fue solita las montañas how's that again
01:20:25a las montañas montañas a Ricky se fue en coche a las montañas altas Montana
01:20:31kill Montana madam venga venga conmigo le voy a enseñar una cosa que le puede
01:20:37explicar todo lo que ocurrió ay caramba que desgracia cuando uno no habla el
01:20:42mismo idioma lo siento mucho señor caramba que desgracia cuando uno no habla
01:20:46el mismo idioma yo pienso que se fue la casita en la montaña para donde pasan
01:20:50a weekend pero usted la nota lea lea yo no entiendo pero pienso que significa
01:20:56lo que antes le dije
01:20:59Dorothy darling nature calls gone to cabin to think took Corvette okay love
01:21:05Ricky entiende ahora señor entiende a la cabina engorda mini creaky hey gold
01:21:13Dominic Ricky see esta seguro que comprende el mapa yes okay and I'm a
01:21:19bro y recuerde señor cuando llega la gasolinera
01:21:22va hacia la izquierda a camino de gorda mini creaky
01:21:25mira derecha izquierda de vuelta a la izquierda right I go is scared I left at
01:21:33the gasolineria
01:23:14I just wanted to tell you that Cordeiro is giving me a clean bill of health got
01:23:22some stuff at the hardware store and fumigated the house last night dusted
01:23:25off the welcome mat so anytime you feel like coming home now oh your brother
01:23:30stopped by with these papers you wanted him to sign we had an interesting talk
01:23:36I don't see how a lot of girls can adopt out their babies to just anybody
01:23:44do you somebody they don't even meet or say hello this way I'll be able to
01:23:50picture of things are going if I want to how Dorothy and Phil are getting along
01:23:55with Chris we all voted and decided on Chris if it's a boy Christopher it's an
01:24:02intelligent name I can't recall knowing any Christopher's personally just in
01:24:06books couldn't have been luckier for me how it worked out when you come to think
01:24:09of it now I know what wonderful people Dorothy and Phil are how it happened
01:24:13just because I had this opportunity on account of your measles he did me a big
01:24:17favor you know that mr. Kutcher don't mention it it's just something I was
01:24:23thinking about in general you want to go for a hike should have gone to the
01:24:32state of New York or one of those places where they just do it now and get it
01:24:34over with this is getting to be a dragon I don't even have a decent education yet
01:24:40say what have you had to eat today I stopped by the Italian delicatessen on
01:24:47the way over here and picked up some goodies what do you say we have a little
01:24:51picnic huh how about that oh oh oh maybe we better start getting back like to be
01:25:02out of here before it gets dark I want to go lie down for a while
01:25:21mr. Kutcher
01:25:32mr. Kutcher mr. Kutcher I don't feel very well maybe better take me to the
01:25:37hospital now if you don't mind right right not going too fast all right be
01:25:42careful right about here mr. Kutcher I slept this morning you fell well just a
01:25:47little I slept and sat down kind of hard that's all maybe I started
01:25:51something happening do you think
01:26:07I'll phone call to your first place I find open
01:26:17you better start timing those here railroad watch my uncle Frank gave it to
01:26:22me the year I graduated from MU with the sweet pan the little numbers around on
01:26:26the outside you can time the speed of a train right down to a cat's whisker all
01:26:30you have to do is watch the mileposts
01:26:47Oh
01:27:17my little while to the springs they tell me this road drops 5,000 feet and 15
01:27:24miles makes your ears pop brought some gum
01:27:35I'm coming closer together now mr. Kutcher I think it's just old Scott can't
01:27:41you go any faster dark shimmy had a Hudson did the same
01:27:46thing just a certain speed never could get it fixed no it couldn't have been
01:27:50the Hudson didn't have it yet when Gerald was born
01:27:57I'm not quite sure it's it things look different differently in the dark
01:28:05Oh
01:28:12there we are what's the interval now
01:28:24Oh good deal you sit tight
01:28:35we're here I'll find out where it is
01:29:05I'll be right back
01:29:35Oh
01:30:06Oh I'll call Cody I'll go get some help I know it's totally mr. Kutcher happening
01:30:15it's happening now I think I'm gonna die water have to have some hot water
01:30:35Oh
01:31:05do something what am I supposed to do bear down I think so bear down
01:31:35Oh
01:31:56it's a girl no it's a boy look at that
01:32:05I'm supposed to put him on my stomach now I know that I know that we like
01:32:10dream damn it
01:32:16thank you hasn't he got too much skin I don't know they all come that way
01:32:22where they come this is not supposed to hurt now you won't feel anything
01:32:36Oh
01:32:46thank you very much bye
01:33:05Oh
01:33:15stupidest thing I've done in my whole life
01:33:20having a baby in a filling station
01:33:35Oh
01:33:42everything okay doctor yes surprisingly so I wasn't quite sure what to do about
01:33:49the rest of the cord I didn't cut it too short did I no no just right fine job Oh
01:33:54thanks very much doctor I imagine that you've given her a little something put
01:34:02her under sedation yes I did as a matter of fact good idea doctor have a
01:34:07cigar all right to go in of course
01:34:32Oh
01:35:02you
01:35:32you
01:36:02you
01:36:32you
01:36:37no wait a minute Vinnie I read this crazy story the other day in the LA Times
01:36:41see about this girl who got pregnant anyway she told the guy and he crashed
01:36:47dropped out well she had it later of course at this place and the first thing
01:36:52she did was telephone tell him anyway you know what he brought some flowers
01:36:58he came around there married her they even finished high school I thought it
01:37:04was kind of sweet listen you want to run down next weekend or not Vinnie no big
01:37:12fat reason we could catch up hold on
01:37:18I was just talking to somebody oh I'm still doing a little babysitting only
01:37:28it's on a different basis now listen Vinnie somebody I want to talk to you
01:37:34about an idea I had about us I can't do much in that line right now I just can't
01:37:44I'd like to see you anyway something to show you so save your money I don't
01:37:51think this proposition I had in mind would interest you anyway on second
01:37:54thought it doesn't interest me much either
01:38:14Junior up for a midnight snack fix you anything no first years are most
01:38:25interesting you know takes them that time to get all their equipment develop
01:38:29their nervous system you'll get a big kick out of it
01:38:44good night
01:39:14you
01:39:44you
01:40:14you
01:40:45you had is pretty worried you know just dropping out of sight like that we
01:40:50didn't even know where to start you could have sent us a postcard now that
01:40:55is the least thing that you could have done pop was to send us a postcard
01:40:58Cheryl I should have done that but I I didn't want you to worry I was pretty
01:41:02busy you know with one thing I don't even know where to start looking for you
01:41:06do you realize that the Bureau of missing persons is not even listed in
01:41:09the phone book I thought it came under the FBI anyway by accident Wilma happened
01:41:15to run into Erica's sister-in-law at the supermarket yesterday and she mentioned
01:41:19that Erica had come back with a baby and all that who's that Erica's sister-in-law
01:41:24so we put two and two together it's the last place in the world we figure to
01:41:29find you pop you take cream Gerald no I don't take cream pop oh yes
01:41:35Wilma no pop you know they tell me that this immediate area has more
01:41:41millionaires per capita than just about anywhere in the world
01:41:45boy I was that was a really tasty meatloaf you made pop that was really
01:41:49good meatloaf wasn't it friend of mine he gave me the recipe old Mexican recipe
01:41:56yes sir you know I found it pretty expensive shopping here at first but
01:42:00then after a while when I got to know my way around
01:42:05there's something there's something I want to say I've been thinking back
01:42:10about a lot of things and I realized that I was upset about a lot of things
01:42:14that that weren't well it aren't very important well it's pretty natural
01:42:20perfectly natural Wilma everybody's got his ups and downs it's a big job running
01:42:24a house and raising family yes I guess but I'm just not going to be as
01:42:29compulsive as I was about things I've given up sewing as a hobby what Wilma
01:42:38means pop is that your room is available again your bed is back it looks like
01:42:44it's going to be a hot summer so there'll be plenty of watering what we're
01:42:47saying is whenever you get tired of the desert we miss you pop
01:42:54we really do well thanks very much I appreciate that I really appreciate that
01:43:01Wilma but you know as a matter of fact I'm thinking of buying this house kind
01:43:07of have a word pretty soon with the old lady who owns it she's getting along and
01:43:12it's very nice little place and I imagine that you and Duncan want to come
01:43:16down get out of the smog for a few days of course I'll be popping up to LA for
01:43:20Christmas Thanksgiving and assorted days and then Eric and the boy I'll be
01:43:24wanting to come down here for weekends had an interesting proposition from a
01:43:29fellow the other day wants me to run his household and hardware store on Palm
01:43:33Canyon Drive right next to a Dayton nut shop well I think I might take him up on
01:43:38it thanks very much I appreciate it really but I think I'll stay put for a
01:43:42while climate suits me fine
01:44:12I
01:44:42I
01:45:12I
01:45:43I
01:45:55dear Chris the only reason I am writing this letter is so that if you ever go
01:46:00poking into who you are you'll find this message from your mother I would like to
01:46:07I would like to keep you but there is just no possible way I probably shouldn't
01:46:13but I've got this crazy urge to tell you that even if I did give you away I liked
01:46:19you a lot I don't think it's right to say I loved you people are funny about that
01:46:25word and what it means so I'm not sure but I loved holding you and touching you
01:46:34Oh you old a lot speaking in prenatal terms that is to a certain man a mr.
01:46:40Katcher by name although that isn't important because he was pretty old
01:46:44already and I think he'll die pretty soon before you would be big enough to even
01:46:49know him really if you know what I mean so I don't know why I'm bringing it up
01:46:53now Chris except mr. Katcher this man was swell to us was an awful pain in the
01:47:01ass the way a lot of the time old people are but he was really swell I guess he
01:47:09was lonely and the way I figure it he was old and ending and kids and babies
01:47:16were new and just beginning the one thing he didn't do I wished he'd do
01:47:23maybe he was afraid I'd get the wrong impression was to sometimes touch me
01:47:30just once in a while the way a man does take hold of you and make you feel good
01:47:37like my brother uptight old Peter never did well I guess you get the picture of
01:47:45mr. Katcher Oh PS you might just like to know this he sort of delivered you which
01:47:52is the technical expression for helping when you're born I won't go into all this
01:47:57it's pretty complicated why but I must say that for not being a doctor and all
01:48:02thumbs otherwise old mr. Katcher did quite a job in the emergency absent a few
01:48:08marbles maybe but conditions being more favorable he'd have made you one hell of
01:48:15a grandfather
01:48:31thank God you had supper come on come in come on let's go do something someplace
01:48:38go have a couple of beers maybe I was a battalion for I how's that again raise a
01:48:43little hell go see you must be a hot hang moment
01:49:08Oh
01:49:38Oh