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00:00Come, come. If you have a college, then I have knowledge.
00:07I am the source of education for educated students like you.
00:11Day and night your parents must be telling you,
00:14Son, do more.
00:17Distinction, go get it.
00:20So take this, if you rub this, then life is awesome.
00:25The way to your success is very cheap.
00:29Only in 2000.
00:31Final year history paper, only in 2000.
00:34In 2000, do the world in your fist.
00:36How can we believe that this paper is real?
00:38Then don't believe Harishchandra's son.
00:404 days are left, go and read.
00:42Shut up.
00:43Move, move, move.
00:47Sir, my children.
00:50Sir, come sir.
00:52Thank you, sir.
00:54Because of you, only because of you,
00:56My useless son, Nandu.
00:58Nandu.
00:59Nandu passed sir.
01:01He topped in science, commerce and arts.
01:03In all three.
01:04In all three.
01:05Nandu, touch.
01:06Touch my feet.
01:07Live long, live long.
01:09See, you too become successful like my Nandu.
01:13Yes, take it.
01:14Write the paper with hard work and remember.
01:16If there is enthusiasm, then there is courage.
01:18If there is a bird, then there is a nest.
01:19If there is laughter, then there is enjoyment.
01:20If there is hope, then there is a nest.
01:23Paper box.
01:24Come, come.
01:26Don't do like this.
01:27Take this.
01:28Move.
01:29Don't do like this.
01:38I hope you enjoyed the ride, sir.
01:40What hope?
01:41I am sure you enjoyed the ride.
01:43After all, our rides are world famous in Goa.
01:48The ride was good, son.
01:50But I saw speed break up for the first time in the sea.
01:52For the first time.
01:53For you.
01:58Okay, enough.
01:59Keep the money.
02:01Okay, listen.
02:03This ride is done.
02:05Where will I get a bride for one night?
02:07You must know.
02:08Tell me.
02:09Tell me.
02:10In Panjan beach?
02:11No.
02:12In Palani beach?
02:15I don't know.
02:16I am telling you.
02:17I don't know.
02:18Come on.
02:19Get out of here.
02:20Come on.
02:21Get out of here.
02:22Where is the bride?
02:23Where is the bride?
02:24Why are you getting angry, son?
02:25Why are you getting angry?
02:26Taste my love.
02:29Take my hand.
02:32Take my love.
02:33Take my hand.
02:34Take my hand.
02:38Hey.
02:39What is this?
02:40Are you having fun?
02:41Should I take it off?
02:42Get out.
02:43Size zero.
02:44Style hero.
02:45Who is he?
02:46He is Tabu.
02:48My partner.
02:49Partner.
02:50So tell him.
02:51Will you be my partner?
02:53I will beat you black and blue.
02:56Come on.
02:57Get out.
02:58One minute.
03:07What is happening, Tabu?
03:08Take it easy.
03:09Easy?
03:10They are cheesy people.
03:11Brother.
03:12Is it good to fight?
03:14Don't point fingers, Tabu.
03:16I feel bad.
03:17I hate violence.
03:18But he started it.
03:19He started it.
03:20Brother.
03:21You are our guest.
03:22Come.
03:23Go.
03:24Have fun.
03:25Why do you talk about eating shoes?
03:26You will teach me what to do.
03:27You go and have fun.
03:29Otherwise you won't know where my shoes will land.
03:32Do you understand?
03:34Tabu.
03:35Talk to me.
03:36Lakshman, tell him not to point fingers.
03:38Take this finger.
03:39Take this.
03:40Finger.
03:50Dad.
03:51Pritam.
03:52Shant.
03:53Shant.
03:56Give me ice cream.
03:57Ice cream.
04:05Come.
04:06Our last stop.
04:08You go to your house.
04:09I go to my house.
04:10Thank you, Pritam.
04:11How many times have I told you not to call me Pritam?
04:15Do you call your father Pritam in your house?
04:17No.
04:18His name is Pappi.
04:19Shut up.
04:22Pritam.
04:23Pritam.
04:24Pritam.
04:25Your kids have borrowed money from us, Pritam.
04:27I have only 40.
04:28I have only 50.
04:29When will you give me?
04:30Look, man.
04:31Either you give me my entire year's rent.
04:32Or you vacate the house.
04:33Go.
04:34And what is your account?
04:35Nothing.
04:36I just came to have fun.
04:37You have been insulted again.
04:40Hey.
04:41Listen, Pritam.
04:42Even I get one lakh rupees from your boys.
04:45I didn't get my money today.
04:47Don't you dare trouble my father.
04:50Father, we are here.
04:51Hey, how much do you want?
04:52How much do you want?
04:53I want 50,000.
04:54Give me 50,000.
04:55Lakshman.
04:56According to 10 percent, you are a poor man.
04:57What is this?
04:58It's a fair deal.
04:59Hey, who is it?
05:00What fair deal are you talking about?
05:01Brother.
05:02Brother Raghu.
05:03For them.
05:04Not for you.
05:0520 percent.
05:06And I had already thought about it.
05:07I am telling you the truth.
05:08I will give you the rest of the money next week.
05:10Catch them.
05:11Next week?
05:12Yes, 100 percent.
05:13Remember.
05:14Come on.
05:15You guys sold fake papers.
05:16What if the kids fail?
05:18Father, the kids will get a lesson.
05:20They won't take shortcuts next time.
05:21They will work hard.
05:22You said it.
05:23That's why they worked hard.
05:25Don't talk too much.
05:26Hard work won't look good.
05:27Yes.
05:28Father.
05:29What?
05:30You are insulting us.
05:31Yes.
05:32So was I giving you a Filmfare award till now?
05:35Look at the kids your age.
05:37Rojan's son.
05:38He is in the high post in the bank.
05:40Akhilesh's son.
05:41He is the chief editor in the Delhi Times.
05:44Rajan's son is a pilot.
05:45Sameer's son.
05:46Enough, father.
05:47Why do you always give examples of these people?
05:49Give examples of those people who were with us.
05:52Sajid.
05:53He is in the murder case.
05:54Farhad.
05:55He was caught in the rape case.
05:56You will never take their names.
05:58Count the dogs.
05:59You also know this, father.
06:01If you keep a dog's name Masakali,
06:03the dog doesn't become a pigeon.
06:06Hey.
06:07Shut up.
06:08The truth is, father.
06:10You never understood us.
06:13I wish I had a mother.
06:16Mother.
06:17I wish I had a mother.
06:34Mother.
06:36Yes.
06:37Mother.
06:39I am coming. What happened?
06:40I am hungry, mother.
06:43Mother.
06:51Jagat Teja.
06:53Do you believe in Pappi Bhai's brain?
06:56I cleaned the neck of the left hand.
06:58I didn't even know about the right hand.
07:02Bhoola.
07:07Why are we laughing?
07:10Again.
07:11This man doesn't breathe.
07:13He forgets.
07:14His forgetfulness will give me a special disease.
07:18Pappi boss.
07:19We are laughing because we stole the queen's necklace.
07:23Do you understand?
07:24Necklace?
07:25Why did you steal the necklace?
07:26Yes.
07:27Because we are thieves.
07:28Thieves.
07:30One day, I will become a thief.
07:33The world will remember me.
07:35Remember yourself.
07:36That's the big thing.
07:39Police.
07:41Why are you hiding?
07:42Start the car.
07:43Speed up.
07:49Whoever comes in front, shoot them.
07:52Bhoola.
07:54Nice.
07:57Who are you?
08:00What is this?
08:02I understood.
08:04I have a costly necklace.
08:06You kidnapped me for this.
08:09Stop the car.
08:11Stop the car.
08:27Pappi boss.
08:28You are great.
08:30You stole the queen's necklace.
08:32H.I.V. Necklace.
08:35This is a good thing.
08:36Why are you crying?
08:39Yes.
08:40Did you hear the siren?
08:43Bhoola.
08:45The workers must have left the mill.
08:48Today, I will ask God.
08:51Why is there silence in the mill?
08:53This is not silence, Pappi boss.
08:55This is the siren of the police.
08:57Police.
08:58Police.
08:59Go.
09:00We will go separately.
09:01Correct.
09:02Police confused.
09:03The matter is diffused.
09:04Correct.
09:05We will meet in an hour.
09:06Correct.
09:07Right.
09:09Where are you going?
09:12Who is Chumba?
09:14What happened?
09:15What happened?
09:16The boss does not know his name.
09:18He will remember Kaddu.
09:20We will meet in the den.
09:21Go get him.
09:38Police.
09:40Police.
10:08Bhoola.
10:22Inspector.
10:23Whom are you looking for?
10:26Who are you?
10:27Why are you crying?
10:28Nothing.
10:29We are looking for the thief.
10:30You.
10:31Someone has stolen the queen's necklace.
10:33Chanta, keep a watch on her.
10:35Queen's necklace.
10:38Hey, what?
10:39What is he saying to the police?
10:42But what's going on, Inspector?
10:44Robbery, rape, kidnapping.
10:46Someone is telling the truth.
10:48This is Mumbai, the city of incidents.
10:50This is not Mumbai.
10:52This is Goa.
10:53We are safe here.
10:55Gangari, that's enough.
10:56Great.
10:58It's okay. It's dangerous outside. Stay inside.
11:00Just to be on the safe side. Go.
11:02Safe side?
11:03Kareena is on the safe side.
11:06In the short term, my loss can get me to jail in the long term, Teja.
11:10J-F-K-J.
11:11This is my house.
11:13If anyone comes here in the meantime, then...
11:14Go.
11:18Sir.
11:19What?
11:19Don't look behind.
11:20Why? Where is he?
11:22Gangari.
11:23He ran away.
11:25Sir, I think we found your thief.
11:27Where? Where?
11:28Gangari, where?
11:29He's hiding behind the flowers.
11:31Look at the scoundrels.
11:32Where?
11:33There. Catch him, sir.
11:34Catch him.
11:35Gangari, don't just stand there.
11:36Catch him.
11:38Don't let him escape.
11:39Don't let him escape.
11:40Kill the scoundrels.
11:42Traitors.
11:44Portuguese pirates.
11:46You are stealing the queen's hand.
11:48What will the queen say to the king?
11:51Hey, watch out.