comedy movie
bollywood comedy
hollywood comedy
hollywood comedy
Transcript
00:00**car engine noise**
00:07**music**
00:19Father!
00:20**music**
00:22Our acting starts now.
00:23**music**
00:27I thought the owner's son would be modern.
00:29But he turned out to be a fool.
00:31Coconut oil would be cheaper in the city.
00:33That's why I applied more.
00:34What is this?
00:35Father!
00:36Where is the father? Where is the son?
00:38Hair looks like a mother, but the body looks like a fool.
00:43Idiot!
00:50Greetings father!
00:52Wow!
00:53Get up son.
00:54Get up.
00:57You are exactly what I thought you would be.
00:59I am not like that.
01:01Father!
01:02Mummy!
01:03Uncle!
01:04Dear mummy!
01:05You are still as innocent as you were when you were born.
01:08You haven't changed at all.
01:11I will never change mummy!
01:13You are so cultured.
01:15Uncle!
01:17Bye uncle!
01:19Bye!
01:20Get up son.
01:24Son!
01:26Brother!
01:27I am feeling proud to see him today.
01:29And I am losing my mind.
01:31Father!
01:32She is my music teacher.
01:34No, no.
01:35You are my guru.
01:36Guru does not touch anyone's feet.
01:37Father!
01:38Let me explain.
01:39Hey!
01:40Old teacher!
01:42You are older than her.
01:49Why are you standing?
01:50Give me your hand.
01:51Yes teacher.
01:53Ouch!
01:59My back is aching.
02:01Your back is aching because you are old.
02:12Father!
02:14What is all this?
02:15You will know soon.
02:16Sit with your mother.
02:18Yes father.
02:20Guruji!
02:21Tell me.
02:22When my son used to recite poems as a child,
02:24I came to know that one day he will become a great singer.
02:30I wanted someone to dance to his songs.
02:34That's why I found a great dance teacher.
02:36He dances very well.
02:38Raju!
02:39Call him.
02:40Yes master.
02:41Masterji!
02:42Come inside.
02:52Namaste!
02:53My name is Kamal Haasan Shiv Shankar.
02:56If you keep singing and my steps stop, you win.
03:00If my steps keep dancing and your song stops, I win.
03:04So tell me.
03:05Who will compete with me?
03:07My son.
03:08This boy?
03:11Where is the north direction?
03:12This way.
03:13Wow!
03:14You are very smart.
03:15You are very smart.
03:16You are very smart.
03:17You are very smart.
03:18You are very smart.
03:19Where is the south direction?
03:20This way.
03:21Wow!
03:22You are very smart.
03:27I have seen a lot of such toys.
03:28Move away.
03:33Swami!
03:34Only you and I know that I don't know how to dance.
03:38I came here to earn some money.
03:40I am very hungry.
03:46Now I am going to dance.
03:48What are you waiting for?
03:51Wow!
03:53I am ready.
03:54Go and tell them what you are going to sing so that they can prepare for the dance.
04:10Which dance do you know?
04:12I know all kinds of dance.
04:13Kuchipuri, Manipuri, Ompuri, Shivpuri, Panipuri.
04:15Panipuri?
04:16Yes.
04:17Latest dance.
04:18Imported from Mumbai.
04:19I have learnt all this by reading the name.
04:20Shut up!
04:21Don't do this again.
04:22If I get angry, everyone will get angry.
04:25Tell me.
04:26What can you sing?
04:27What are you talking about?
04:28When two big actors meet for the first time, they talk to each other like this.
04:32Ask him.
04:33What?
04:34I don't know.
04:35Shastri Sangeet, Karnatak Sangeet, Bengali Sangeet, Malayali Sangeet.
04:37I have all the CDs.
04:38Oh!
04:39What?
04:40CDs?
04:41Yes.
04:42I mean CDs of my songs.
04:43Who is your teacher?
04:45Antara Mali from the film, Naach.
04:50And yes, Saroj Khan.
04:51All of them are my teachers.
04:52Are you ready?
04:53Oh!
04:54He is too talented.
04:55I will have to scare him away.
04:57Have you seen anyone dying of a bullet while dancing?
05:03I think he wants to scare me.
05:05Have you seen anyone dying of a heart attack while singing?
05:10Ready.
05:15If I lose to him, my reputation will be ruined.
05:18I think I should tell them everything.
05:22I am definitely going to lose to him.
05:24It is better to tell dad the truth than to ruin my reputation.
05:29Dad.
05:34Dad.
05:36I think he doesn't know how to dance.
05:38Is he going to throw me?
05:40I think I should call him aside and set him up.
05:45What is going on?
05:47Nothing, dad.
05:48We just want to have a final discussion.
05:50Yes.
05:51Brother, come here.
05:54Master.
05:55I want to tell you something.
05:57I also want to tell you something, Hero Rajan.
06:00You are elder to me.
06:01You tell me first.
06:02I don't know how to dance.
06:05You don't know how to dance?
06:08I got you.
06:10But everyone says that you are a very good dancer.
06:12Actually, I used to dance in the wedding procession to earn money.
06:17A girl thought that I was a very good dancer.
06:20So she gave me a certificate from the dance academy.
06:23And Saroj Khan gave me this necklace to wear.
06:25I don't know how to dance.
06:26But you don't know how to sing, right?
06:29Wrong.
06:30Why?
06:31Because you don't know how to dance, I know how to sing very well.
06:33If my dad finds out, do you know what will happen?
06:35What will happen?
06:36He will shoot me here and get out of here.
06:39Hello, sir.
06:43Somehow save my life.
06:45I am not married yet.
06:47Okay.
06:48I will sing and you have to show that you can't stand my songs.
06:51Okay. Done.
06:52Shall we start?
06:53Come on.
06:54We are ready.
06:55We are ready.
06:56Yes.
06:57So start.
07:12Start.
07:42Wait.
07:43Wait.
07:44Wait.
07:45Wait.
07:46Wait.
07:57What kind of jokerry is this?
08:08Wow, Guru.
08:09You sing very well.
08:11Don't praise me.
08:12Praise those CDs on which all these songs were playing.
08:15CD?
08:16You were just moving your lips.
08:18Boys.
08:19He talks too much.
08:20Throw him out.
08:21What if sir finds out?
08:22He will find out when you will be here.
08:28Wow.
08:29Wow, son.
08:30Wow.
08:31Very good.
08:32Very good.
08:56Hello, brother.
08:57Sit.
08:59Brother, last time because of you I got the ticket to fight for MLA election.
09:05If you support me this time also I will get the ticket, brother.
09:10Uma.
09:11Coming, sir.
09:13Does water come in your colony or not?
09:15It comes only once in a week, sir.
09:17Venkat.
09:19Yes, sir.
09:20How are the roads of your area?
09:21There are more holes than roads.
09:24Did you hear that, Siraj?
09:25People vote for you so that you make their life better.
09:28Not yours.
09:29If you would have done your work properly, people would have voted for you.
09:33You don't need to come to me.
09:36You are thinking of eating fruits without doing service.
09:39Don't try to be too smart, Siraj.
09:42Did you understand?
09:44Now go.
09:46Brother.
09:47Brother.
09:48I want to talk to you alone.
09:50Only for five minutes, brother.
09:51Brother.
09:52Only for five minutes.
09:53Only for five minutes.
09:54Don't refuse, please.
09:55Don't refuse.
09:56I won't take more than one minute.
09:58Brother, please.
10:02Brother.
10:03Brother.
10:04Only you can do something for me.
10:06My life is at your feet.
10:08If I lose my power, everything will be over.
10:11I have a lot of wealth.
10:12I will give it all to you, brother.
10:14Brother.
10:15If you support me, I will definitely win.
10:23Mummy.
10:27Don't hit me anymore.
10:28Don't hit me anymore, brother.
10:29Brother, please.
10:34I would have killed you long ago.
10:37But a rebel like me can never fall so low.
10:42Don't tell anyone that I hit you.
10:45People won't vote for you at all.
10:47And your bail will be seized.
10:50Come.
10:52Smile, brother.
10:54Or people will doubt you.
10:56Don't overact.
11:19I won't win anymore.
11:21I won't win as long as he is alive.
11:24Janardhan.
11:30Do anything and kill him.
11:32Brother, what happened to you?
11:34That old man took me to his room and kissed me.
11:38Cut him into pieces.
11:41Erase his face.
11:43Brother, I can't do that.
11:45Can't you kill an old man like you?
11:48Shame on you.
11:49Brother, let alone me, no man can kill him.
11:53Go.
11:54Call people from UP and Bihar here.
11:57Janardhan has called everyone to the temple of Goddess Kali tomorrow.
12:03Tell your men to come in the guise of women.
12:07And finish him off.
12:09He shouldn't survive tomorrow.
12:11He will have to die.
12:20Hello, sir.
12:21Hello, brother.
12:29She looks so dangerous.
12:32Goddess Kali looks like that.
12:35Priest, start the prayer.
12:49Hail Goddess Kali.
13:05Raju, take him home.
13:07Come on.
13:14Go and help your father.
13:16He will be fine.
13:17You go from here.
13:19Go.
13:30Father.
13:31Kali.
13:49What are you doing?
13:50I know.
13:51You move back, dad.
13:53Blood.
13:54You are bleeding.
13:55I know.
13:56You move back, dad.
13:58Rishi, you are asking me to move back.
14:00You move back, dad.
14:19Hail Goddess Kali.
14:26No one will move from their place.
14:36Parents, brothers, sisters, children, old people, everyone who is with us.
14:43Come and stand behind me.
14:45And those people who have come here to kill my father.
14:53Only they should come in front of me.
15:15I knew it, master.
15:16You are born to kill.
15:18Kill him.
15:23Don't spare him.
15:44Kill him.
16:14Kill him.
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17:52Beat him.
17:58Drop him.
17:59Drop him.
18:01Drop him.
18:02Lock him if you dare.
18:04If you have the guts, put your feet down!
18:13Who sent you?
18:14Siraj Bhai.
18:16Siraj!
18:22How dare you hit my father?
18:34Do you know why I'm not hitting you?
18:36Because if I hit you, my father will be in a lot of pain.
18:39Get lost!