Homegrown Teaser VO
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00:00Dude, I got so many fucking filters.
00:04This is what all this shit was.
00:06I literally have fucking two pair of pants,
00:09fucking three shirts,
00:11a gas mask,
00:13and body armor.
00:15And I had eight fucking bags.
00:24Holy fuck!
00:26And a taser.
00:28I think it might be legal.
00:32It's floatable.
00:34See, all this shit is my fucking survival shit.
00:37This is all medical.
00:39Trauma, fucking bullet wounds,
00:42fucking tampons, because they're great for knife wounds.
00:46People are like,
00:48oh shit, we're gonna have a civil war.
00:50And I'm like, oh shit,
00:52I've been fucking planning for this
00:54for ten fucking years.
00:57Are you fucking kidding me?
00:59These things are badass, dude.
01:01And you're not breaking through them.
01:03I don't care if they're from fucking China or not.
01:05My wife's from China.
01:07She's the best fucking lady I ever fucking met.
01:10So I don't care if they're from China or not.
01:13You're not breaking through those.
01:15And if I would love to see some fucking Antifa,
01:21like, just hogtied.