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00:003 years later
00:14Oh, it's spring.
00:19It's my second spring as a 3rd year student.
00:24Oh, by the way, onee-chan.
00:27What?
00:28You have a sports festival tomorrow.
00:30Is it okay for you to relax here?
00:35I'm a very good student council president,
00:38unlike the other student council presidents.
00:40I've planned everything in advance
00:43and finished all the preparations by yesterday.
00:46That's my onee-chan!
00:48The other student council president
00:50must be in a hurry like an elementary school student
00:53who hasn't finished his homework
00:55and is in a hurry.
00:58This is bad, president!
01:25You look like a girl.
01:55The other student council president
01:58must be in a hurry like an elementary school student
02:00who hasn't finished his homework
02:02and is in a hurry.
02:05This is bad, president!
02:08The other student council president
02:10must be in a hurry like an elementary school student
02:13who hasn't finished his homework
02:15and is in a hurry.
02:18This is bad, president!
02:21The other student council president
02:24must be in a hurry like an elementary school student
02:27who hasn't finished his homework
02:30and is in a hurry.
02:33This is bad, president!
02:37What's wrong, Nekoyamada-san?
02:39The button of the relay is broken
02:41and the number is not enough.
02:43I see.
02:44It's okay.
02:45I bought a spare in advance
02:47in case something like that happens,
02:49so let's use it.
02:50That's my onee-chan!
02:52There's nothing wrong with that.
02:54P-President!
02:55The soap is broken and the number is not enough!
02:58What?
02:59I'm sure it's because I pretended to have eaten
03:02the bell pepper for dinner yesterday
03:04and put it in my father's pocket!
03:06Calm down.
03:07It has nothing to do with that.
03:09It's okay.
03:10I have a spare, so let's use it.
03:12President!
03:13The ball of Odama Korodashi has disappeared!
03:15Huh?
03:16President!
03:17The computer that contains the data of the sports team
03:19is broken without doing anything!
03:21Huh?
03:22President!
03:23The ball of Jikouin has disappeared!
03:25President!
03:26The kitten has climbed up the tree and can't get down!
03:28President!
03:29The kojika has climbed up another tree
03:31and can't get down!
03:33W-W-Wait!
03:34President!
03:36The entrance gate has collapsed.
03:39Huh?
03:45W-W-W-What should we do?
03:47First, the entrance gate.
03:48No, Odama?
03:49No, the ball of Odama?
03:50No, the kitten?
03:51Then, the kojika!
03:52What?!
03:54Koshitan,
03:55you look like an elementary school student
03:57who hasn't finished her homework
03:58the day before the summer vacation.
04:04I have no choice.
04:05You guys, help me.
04:06Huh?
04:07Huh?
04:08I don't have time anyway!
04:10Basho, I don't have time.
04:12Huh?
04:13I have to prepare for the competition tomorrow.
04:16What are you talking about?
04:18You're just wasting your time!
04:21If it's for you,
04:23I'll be happy to help.
04:25Thank you, Anko.
04:27I'll take that as a reward.
04:32I should stop asking for favors.
04:37Get in position.
04:38Ready!
04:41Yeah!
04:46I somehow made it in time.
04:48I'm already exhausted.
04:49It's a good thing I miscalculated.
04:51But I can't give up here.
04:54The real competition is yet to come.
04:56In front of the students, teachers, and parents,
05:00I'll make this competition
05:01go according to the time schedule.
05:04That's my mission as the excellent student council president.
05:08I'm counting on you.
05:09Student council!
05:10And the Department of Dentistry!
05:12Honestly, I'm worried about Anko.
05:15But it's better than nothing.
05:18Where's the girl from the Department of Dentistry?
05:20I don't know.
05:22The next competition is the 100-meter class competition.
05:25Let me introduce the competitors.
05:28So cute!
05:31Noko from the Department of Dentistry.
05:33Nyan!
05:34What?
05:35I didn't know you were in the Department of Dentistry!
05:37And why are you dressed like that?
05:40I knew you were in the Department of Dentistry.
05:42What do you mean?
05:47Tsubameya, what are you doing instead of working?
05:50Hey, Anko.
05:51What's the Department of Dentistry?
05:53It's not in the script.
05:55Huh?
05:56But it's in the script.
05:57Look.
05:58It's a good start.
06:00Odanma, too.
06:01When did you get here?
06:03Noko, you're so popular.
06:05You're so cute.
06:06I'll take a picture of you, so look this way.
06:08Nyan.
06:17The photo session has begun.
06:19This is bad.
06:20If this goes on, we'll be late for the program.
06:22Ten minutes later.
06:25The next competition is the bread-eating competition.
06:29Sheesh.
06:31The president...
06:33What's the matter, Kouji Tanuki?
06:36The bread-eating competition...
06:39I can't find any bread.
06:42Why?
06:43You prepared and checked the quantity.
06:48That's...
06:49All the wild bears ate all the bread!
06:53All the bears that didn't want to eat me
06:55ate all the bread that they couldn't eat!
07:00Even if it's negative, isn't it too sudden?
07:03Isn't it better for you to have wild bears?
07:07I heard what you said.
07:10Leave this to me!
07:12Shikanoko!
07:16Right?
07:23I will definitely win this unpredictable bread-eating competition.
07:26I will show my bravery to my sister.
07:29In order to earn her respect,
07:32I gathered all the data I could
07:35and came up with a perfect plan.
07:38I'm sorry for the others, but...
07:41Huh? The deer is that girl's father?
07:44Well, whatever.
07:45In any case, I'm going to win.
07:48Bread-eating competition rule number one.
07:50First, I'm going to eat the bread with a strength that I can't chew.
07:53What?
07:54It's not bread!
07:55Oh, it's the deer god's food!
08:00He's eating it!
08:02Wait, is it normal for a deer to eat deer crackers?
08:05Damn it!
08:12He's taking all the moisture out of my mouth.
08:14What's next?
08:17Damn it!
08:20But no matter what kind of food comes, I won't be surprised!
08:26Horns?
08:27I'll give up the grass and let the deer eat it.
08:31But the horns are not food!
08:34In this work, it's pretty much food.
08:43There's no way I can beat the deer in this competition!
08:50The deer is...
08:56Bread-eating competition rule number two.
08:58The winner is Mitsu Inukai.
09:03Even though I lost, I won third place.
09:05My sister showed me a surprising side of my brother, who usually only drinks coffee indoors.
09:13I didn't see it!
09:15The next competition is obstacle course.
09:20I haven't even started the competition yet, but I'm already exhausted.
09:24Ready, set...
09:30I don't have to think about anything during the competition.
09:33It's so easy.
09:36No, no.
09:37As a sports-all-around student president, I have to win.
09:41Wow, the president is so cool!
09:44Koshi-san, go for it!
09:46Well, the first obstacle is...
09:55What's this? A bomb?
09:57Obstacles are bombs.
10:00It's not a word you'd hear at a sports festival!
10:06That voice is...
10:08I leveled up the obstacles to liven up the sports festival!
10:13What did you do to me?
10:20The emperor!
10:22Hey, don't let your guard down on the battlefield!
10:24I'm the emperor!
10:29What did you study at school?
10:31Japanese, math, science, and society, and general education!
10:35If you can't overcome obstacles like this, you can't get out of society!
10:39It's a world-wide society!
10:41Red team, go for it!
10:43White team, go for it!
10:45How can you say that in such a brutal competition?
10:48Koshi-tan, it's about time.
10:52Oh.
10:54It was a competition, or rather, a death game.
11:22Day One!
11:52Day Two!
12:08That was a performance by the cheerleading club.
12:12I'm so tired.
12:16But this is the last program in the morning.
12:19The cheerleading performance is over.
12:21I did 15 minutes, but if I lose 15 minutes in the afternoon break,
12:24I'll go back to my schedule and fulfill my mission as the student council president.
12:29Next up is a performance by the deer club.
12:33Deer club?
12:34Deer club is entering.
12:36No, the deer club shouldn't be entering.
12:41A flock of deer...
12:43This is...
12:46A dead body!
12:50Why is there a flock of deer after entering without permission?
12:55Is this a zoo?
12:56No, I don't think it's a zoo, but it's normal.
13:07What is this?
13:13Did you cry?
13:15Tears flowed naturally.
13:18The deer club is amazing.
13:20Maybe I was born to see this.
13:23Thank you, thank you.
13:26That's not what this is about!
13:28You're all being fooled!
13:32That's enough! Get out of here!
13:34Your time is up!
13:37Get out of here now!
13:42I told you we don't have time!
13:45Will Koshitan be able to finish the sports festival on time?
13:49To be continued...
13:51Deer club, deer club.
13:55Deer club, deer club.
13:58Gokonobu.
13:59The first event is a tug-of-war.
14:02The A part is just over...
14:08Ready, start!
14:11Go S! Go S!
14:13I have to do my best in the competition.
14:17There's a lot of people pulling.
14:19Isn't this a bad omen?
14:21Go S! Go S!
14:24But they're pulling too much.
14:26And this horn is very slippery.
14:29Slippery?
14:30It's not a horn!
14:32This feeling...
14:34It can't be...
14:35It's a horn!
14:37Go S! Go S!
14:39There's about 16 seconds left.
14:41How long will both teams last?
14:43Tug-of-war is not a competition like that!
14:46Don't change the rules!
14:48Tug-of-war is not a tug-of-war.
14:50I'm sure of it.
14:51Don't act like nothing happened!
14:54You guys are always too quick to accept changes!
14:58Time's up!
15:00Time's up!
15:02The record is 325 meters!
15:05What record?
15:07So, Nokotan won.
15:10What?
15:11I did it!
15:12Hey, he didn't do anything!
15:15Oh, the judges also gave an OK.
15:18Nokotan has set a new record.
15:21When did the judges come?
15:24The track and field horn competition has been recognized as a new world record.
15:28The next competition is a ball pit.
15:31Yes.
15:32Please line up in two rows of ten in each class.
15:35The president and I will be the judges.
15:38It's a great chance to find the weakness.
15:41The cat is so small and cute today.
15:44But the president is late.
15:46I'm sorry.
15:47The processing took a long time after the tug-of-war.
15:53Are you okay?
15:54The screen is crumbling.
15:57No problem.
15:58That's what people with problems say.
16:01Um, do you need water?
16:04Or medicine?
16:06Before that, should I buy you something to eat?
16:11I'm fine.
16:15As expected, Nekotan can't stand the weakness of a person whose face is crumbling.
16:26Please aim at the basket properly!
16:29Don't bite it!
16:31Please aim at the basket properly!
16:33Don't bite it!
16:36Anyway, the track and field competition is busier than I thought.
16:40I want to finish my work as soon as possible and be healed by Tsutchi.
16:44Tsutchi, what are you doing now?
16:47Are you sleeping?
16:48Aren't you cold?
16:54Tsutchi!
16:57Tsutchi!
17:00Why are you there?
17:01No, more than that, I have to protect Tsutchi!
17:07There's nothing here!
17:11Don't come out!
17:13Nekoyamada-san, please work.
17:16As a result, the competition was suspended.
17:18After a 15-minute delay, there were about 6 holes in Koshitan's stomach.
17:23I'm as tired as I've ever been.
17:26The next competition is a relay race.
17:31But all that's left is the relay.
17:34I made a hole in my stomach and my face is crumbling, but it'll be over soon.
17:38This hellish sports festival...
17:40President, this is bad!
17:45The deer are starting to relax on the ground.
17:49At this rate, we won't be able to do the last relay!
17:52It's over. My spirit...
17:56It's over!
18:03That's why I told you not to think too much!
18:06But...
18:08Calm down, Kouji Tanuki.
18:10We still have a chance.
18:12That's right, this is where you need to hang in there!
18:15Don't underestimate Motoyan's guts!
18:18At a time like this, it's the deer!
18:20Where's the deer?
18:21Anko!
18:22Oh, it's a live broadcast.
18:24It can't be helped.
18:25Where's the deer?
18:26Here it is.
18:28Are you really going to do farm work?
18:30I told you I was going to prepare for the relay race yesterday.
18:34I told you I was going to help with the sports festival!
18:37But I worked hard on the deer, too.
18:42Oh, really?
18:44You're a fool.
18:45I told you I was going to do farm work!
18:47Anyway, we're going to lure the deer to the grounds with everything we have!
18:52The answer is yes!
18:56Please don't eat me!
18:58Hey, you! Let me go!
19:01It's just a little bit.
19:06What should we do, Koushi?
19:08I don't think we can start the relay race.
19:11It's okay, I'll figure something out.
19:13Really? I'm counting on you.
19:15I can't do it at all!
19:21Oh, no!
19:22Oh, no!
19:23At this rate...
19:33No, no!
19:34You're overthinking it!
19:35Calm down!
19:37Damn it!
19:38Why did this happen in the first place?
19:45What's this?
19:50Noko, come here.
19:53There's something very good.
19:55Noko, come here.
19:58There's something very good.
20:01Noko, come here.
20:04There's something very good.
20:15Oh
20:46I'm going to miss you, my special dog food!
20:50Shut up! You're the reason why my heart is in a mess!
20:53Don't bring a dog army to school!
20:55You always do something stupid!
20:58Stop it, you idiot!
21:07Oh, no!
21:09I cut my finger.
21:12My high school life is over.
21:20You're so cool, Koishi-san!
21:22What?
21:23You're so cool, Koishi-san!
21:25I don't think so. I think you're serious.
21:29I was scolded by you, too.
21:31You're so cool when you talk.
21:33You're a student council president.
21:36That's good.
21:38That's a good way to attract me.
21:41You used to have a lot of acne.
21:46Koishi-san, I'm so glad.
21:48She's happy to be accepted for her acne personality.
21:52But her efforts so far have been a little complicated.
21:59By the way, the sports festival was held for three hours.
22:02Damn it!
22:12I'm sorry.
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23:10Shika shika inai, harete mo ame demo shika no tame