HALEY SPILLS THE BEANS
Remember the episode where Haley lost her virginity and helped the Kanker sisters rape Labby and the Eds?
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00:00I just figured my illiterate friend, Little Apple,
00:02was trying to throw a picnic.
00:03Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:04I heard that!
00:06Sure, but could you read it if I wrote it down?
00:08Or a-
00:09Oh.
00:10Give me that.
00:14Seriously.
00:15Oh.
00:16Oh.
00:17Oh.
00:17Oh.
00:18Oh.
00:19Oh.
00:20Oh.
00:21Oh.
00:22Oh.
00:22Oh.
00:23Oh.
00:24Oh.
00:25Oh.
00:26Oh.
00:27Oh.
00:27Oh.
00:28Oh.
00:30Okay.
00:31Let's hear it.
00:32Every show and tell, Olivia Mears brings in her cat.
00:36So?
00:37Her rare, award-winning cat, Miss Tinkles.
00:39Olivia ends up getting all the attention every time.
00:42The sweet, sweet attention we both know
00:44to be rightfully mine.
00:46Well, you've got to step your game up, Hayley.
00:48You need to show and tell something
00:50that will blow that fancy cat of hers
00:52right out of the water.
00:53I know, but what's better than a kitty?
00:55Ah, no.
00:58No way.
00:59I am not going to school to get poked, drooled on,
01:01and mis-scratched by a bunch of snot-nosed kids.
01:04Forget about it.
01:04Come on, fool.
01:06Hayley needs you.
01:07Sorry, sweetheart.
01:07Ask me anything else, but there is nothing
01:10on this green earth that will get me to be shown
01:12and told at your school.