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00:00Episode 3
00:20Are you cold?
00:21Are you eating?
00:23My parents prepared this.
00:24You can have some.
00:25I'm not eating.
00:27I have something to tell you.
00:30What is it?
00:35I misunderstood you.
00:36I said a lot of bad things.
00:39I'm sorry.
00:41I accidentally read your letter.
00:45I...
00:47You read it all?
00:48Don't worry.
00:50I'll keep it a secret for you.
00:54What are you doing?
00:55Why are you blushing?
00:56You're so young.
00:57Who hasn't been to a wedding yet?
00:59Don't worry.
01:00When the time is right,
01:01I'll help you ask your sister-in-law.
01:04I don't want to do anything to her.
01:05It's okay.
01:06Don't worry about it.
01:12Well...
01:16I've been bothering you lately.
01:19Sorry for the trouble.
01:20It's nothing.
01:21She just wants me to be her sister.
01:22We don't have anything to do.
01:24Come on.
01:26You really don't know?
01:27You really don't know?
01:29It's not that simple in the Northeast.
01:32If someone insists on taking you as his sister,
01:36he'll definitely have feelings for you.
01:38Really?
01:40Xixi.
01:42Sometimes I really can't tell.
01:44Are you really innocent
01:47or just pretending?
01:52Anyway, you just...
01:54Stay away from that kind of person in the future.
01:56Don't worry.
01:57I won't lie to you.
02:04Well...
02:06Are we friends?
02:26This thing smells so good every time I smell it.
02:40Tiger.
02:56Tiger.
03:04This thing is so delicious.
03:07Are you eating a cake?
03:08What is this thing?
03:09You scared me.
03:13I heard from you that
03:14Zhang Wenfeng doesn't even let you in the judo club.
03:17You still have such a good appetite.
03:19What can I do if I don't join the judo club?
03:21Zhang Wenfeng asked me to be the president of the judo club.
03:23I'm too lazy to do it.
03:26Just leave this thing to me.
03:31Go on eating.
03:45What does this little guy want to do?
03:56Let me help you.
03:58I don't want to be a boss.
04:00I can't even be a boss.
04:11I can finally smell the smell of stinky duck feet.
04:15Tiger.
04:16Tiger.
04:17Why is he so funny when our president is not here?
04:21That's ridiculous.
04:22That's ridiculous.
04:23If our president is not here,
04:25can we not come?
04:40What?
04:42Is there something wrong with the judo club?
04:46I'm talking to you guys.
04:49Your president is gone.
04:51I advise you to disband this judo club as soon as possible.
04:54Go back and study hard.
04:57If you don't listen,
04:58we'll let you know today.
05:00Is your body hard as a bone?
05:02Or is our basketball hard?
05:06What are you guys doing?
05:08This is a judo club.
05:10Take off your basketball shoes.
05:11Otherwise, Zhang Wenfeng will look at you again.
05:12You came at the right time.
05:14This guy from the Liberation Army.
05:16A few days ago, he didn't let my tiger come in here to exercise.
05:19Who said that?
05:21Who said that?
05:26Stand out.
05:32No one said that, right?
05:36It's you, right?
05:42What are you doing?
05:43Let go of me.
05:44What are you doing?
05:46I see it now.
05:47You're a man, but you're shameless.
05:49You bully people while the president is away.
05:51I'm telling you, if you don't take off your shoes,
05:53get out of here.
05:54Get out.
05:55Get out.
05:56Wang Bo.
05:57Get out.
05:58I'm just helping you out.
05:59Don't do anything else.
06:00I don't need you to help me out.
06:02I'll take care of this.
06:04What are you doing?
06:06Let go of me.
06:07Let go of me.
06:08Get out of here.
06:20Wang Bo.
06:22Come here.
06:23Wang Bo.
06:24I told you to come here.
06:25Wang Bo.
06:26Wait.
06:27You have to tie your shoes first.
06:31You learn fast.
06:34But I have to teach you two a lesson.
06:36What's this?
06:37You're not manly at all.
06:39Xu Zipi kicked you in the face.
06:41You didn't resist at all.
06:42This is...
06:43You're a traitor.
06:44Wang Bo.
06:46You want to play basketball as you like.
06:48But I will never allow you to make trouble in the dojo.
06:51What am I doing?
06:52Are you sick?
06:53You shouted as soon as you came in.
06:54If you have any complaints, come to me.
06:56Don't bother me when I'm not in the dojo.
06:58If someone hadn't told me that something happened in the dojo.
07:00Who knows what you're going to do?
07:03Brother Feng.
07:04It's not like that.
07:05He actually...
07:06All right.
07:07Don't say it.
07:08Zhang Anfeng.
07:09I see it clearly.
07:10Okay.
07:11If I come to the judo club again,
07:13I'm your son.
07:14I'm your son.
07:17Brother Feng.
07:18Wang Bo.
07:19All right.
07:20You've been bullied.
07:21Don't you want to fight back?
07:23No.
07:24Brother Feng, listen to me.
07:25It's not like that.
07:38Brother Feng, listen to me.
07:39It was Potato who caused the trouble.
07:41Wang Bo helped us.
07:45Brother Feng.
07:49You're so badly injured.
07:50You have to go to the infirmary.
07:51Put me down.
07:52I'll be responsible for you from now on.
07:55Let's go.
07:56What are you doing?
07:57Be good.
07:59Wang Bo.
08:00Dare to fight with me like this.
08:02You can do it.
08:03You can do it.
08:10We are from the northeast.
08:11We are brothers.
08:12We will fight together at the critical moment.
08:14Is this person an idiot?
08:17Come on.
08:19You humiliate me in this way over and over again.
08:21Do you want everyone to laugh at me?
08:23Why should I apologize?
08:24Why is this man so weak?
08:25What can you do to me?
08:27If no one told me,
08:28I wouldn't be in trouble.
08:29What the hell are you doing?
08:33I'm sorry.
09:04I told you to do it.
09:05Who are you?
09:06Why are you so nagging?
09:07I bought you a drink.
09:08What else do you want?
09:09I'm ashamed of you.
09:11If you can't say it, get out of here.
09:13I'll take this seat.
09:23I'm sorry.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25I'm sorry.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:27I'm sorry.
09:28I'm sorry.
09:29I'm sorry.
09:30I'm sorry.
09:31I'm sorry.
09:33Brother.
09:35I'm sorry.
09:37I misunderstood you today.
09:39Thanks.
09:42What did you say?
09:47I misunderstood you today.
09:49I'm sorry.
09:58In fact, this kebab is a bit salty.
10:00This skewer is a bit salty.
10:30Last time I told you to be the acting president, what did you think about it?
10:40I'm serious.
10:42Bullshit. I'm not going to your judo club.
10:46I told you before, if I go to a judo club again, I'll be your son.
10:50What? You want to trick me into going and take advantage of me?
10:53Forget it. I don't want to force you.
11:01I don't think you have anything to teach them.
11:05Who says I don't have anything to teach them?
11:07I've already thought about it.
11:09Your judo club is a big problem.
11:11Each one of them is not manly at all.
11:13We are more manly than you guys, you know?
11:16Let me tell you.
11:17The first week after I went there,
11:19I had to plan the whole thing for them, you know?
11:21I had to get the handstand and the posture right.
11:24The second week, I had to get on the machine and get up with all my strength, you know?
11:27You just treat me to a drink.
11:31Then I organized the whole thing for them.
11:34Do you know what Guilong means?
11:36No.
11:37Guilong is the northeast dialect.
11:39It means to move the little chicken to one place.
11:41You know, let it go east, don't let it go west.
11:43I say six, it doesn't dare to say seven.
11:45When I get there, I'll be like this.
11:50You can't do that either, you know?
11:52You really can't.
11:54Do you know this?
11:56Have you seen this before?
12:15Listen up, everyone.
12:17I entrust Wang Hu
12:18to be the acting president of our judo club for the time being.
12:20During this period,
12:21you must never relax your vigilance.
12:23Always remember my request to you.
12:25Do you hear me?
12:26Yes, sir.
12:27Okay.
12:28Bow to the previous president.
12:35Bow twice.
12:38Bow three times.
12:42Good bye, president.
12:44Good bye, president.
12:48You...
12:49The first request I made to everyone when I took office was
12:51to wash my feet, okay?
12:54They are all sour.
12:56You...
12:57I saw you rubbing your feet with him several times.
12:59I'm sorry.
13:00And you.
13:01Don't always kick me.
13:02Don't always kick me.
13:03You...
13:08I, Zhang Wenfeng,
13:09am the strongest man in Xinhua Middle School.
13:12I'm not afraid of bleeding.
13:13How can I be afraid of exams?
13:18The first request I made to everyone when I took office was
13:21to wash my feet with him.
13:23I'm sorry.
13:24And you.
13:25Don't always kick me.
13:27Don't always kick me.
13:28You...
13:35What to say about this?
13:36You are ugly,
13:38so you should wash your feet.
13:39You should wash your feet.
13:41You should wash your feet.
13:43You are ugly,
13:45so you should wash your feet.
13:46爱咋咋地,天咋地,地咋地, 爱咋咋地,你咋地
13:55非常好啊
13:56以这么短的时间内
13:58大家能练到这种程度
14:00可以说是very good
14:02但是你们欠缺一点气场
14:05头敲碎,腿打折,肋骨扇子给打骨折
14:09这帮畜生
14:10又来闹事啊
14:12这位同学问了
14:13什么叫做气场
14:15气场就是
14:16你们一定要把下巴壳给我抬起来
14:19眼睛瞪起来
14:20用鼻孔看着对方
14:22就像你们的前市长张文峰一样
14:24嗷嗷地狠
14:27对对对
14:28就是这种感觉
14:29明白了吗
14:30你搞什么飞机啊
14:31来得正好啊
14:32一起来参加我们的男子汉训练
14:34效果嗷嗷好
14:35你为什么不换个方式给大家训练啊
14:38你们这帮队员吧
14:39一个捏了吧唧的
14:40一点气场都没有
14:41之前让人扔小橘子皮
14:43都不敢反抗
14:44我这在给你打地击呢
14:46你不用谢我
14:47我真正的训练还没开始
14:50你最近学习咋样啊
14:59前任社长
15:00一路走好
15:09明白了吗
15:11这种气场
15:12气势
15:13那是相当重要
15:14虎哥
15:15我来了
15:16小剑剑来啦
15:18我今天
15:19先训练什么
15:22你这样
15:23你先去练体能吧
15:25体能
15:26对就抱着小人啊
15:28抱住抱紧是吧
15:30抱紧了
15:31别撒手
15:32这个我会呢
15:33去吧
15:36来兄弟们
15:37咱们再来一次啊
15:38注意气场
15:39气势啊
15:40鼻孔给我蹬起来
15:42眼睛
15:43含起来
15:44来
15:45开始
15:46你扯啥
15:47冲你咋地
15:48咋地就咋地
15:50就投你
15:51你别跟我扯
15:53我扶咱就可
15:55可就可
15:56你说咋可就咋可
16:00我给你来一段
16:01澡堂的架子鼓啊
16:02好啊
16:03没嗷啊
16:08嗷
16:09这什么呀
16:11给我看下手牌
16:12手牌
16:14手牌
16:17虎子
16:18看着沈佳怡没
16:19没找着啊
16:20你没事
16:21老找人沈佳怡干什么玩意儿
16:22不是
16:23我找沈佳怡
16:24你激动啥呀
16:25跟你有多大关系
16:27咋没关系呢
16:28她不我妹吗
16:29你找死是吗
16:30还敢提这事
16:31你俩看见没
16:33没有
16:34起开
16:37张晃风
16:38你瞅见沈佳怡没
16:40我怎么知道啊
16:46你有对象没
16:48什么是对象啊
16:50就是问你有没有女朋友啊
17:00不是你都多大了
17:02十七八了吧
17:04能不能敏感点
17:06多寻思寻思自己的事
17:08别啥也不知道一天天
17:11有时候啊
17:13那个人就在你身边
17:15缘分是需要自己争取的
17:17明白没
17:39你不走
17:52不看了不看了
17:53佳怡
17:54你咋跑这儿来了
17:55我找你半天
17:57你说啊
17:58那事我给你问了
18:00什么事
18:01张晃风啊
18:03我都帮你问好了
18:04他没对象
18:06什么是对象
18:08就是男朋友
18:10你怎么都说了
18:13瞅你这样
18:14看把你吓的
18:15我没提你
18:17你呀
18:18有啥你就跟他直说
18:19我都给你铺垫好了
18:24你放心
18:25以后你就是我妹了
18:27虎子要再敢跟你瞎搅和
18:28我削不死
18:34我削不死他
18:39你在吓啥呀
18:41你咋还那种
18:43太冰的笑容了
18:50你觉得韩眉眉咋样
18:53什么
18:55就问你
18:56你觉得韩眉眉这影儿咋样
19:00还蛮好的啊
19:02我从没见过这型的女生呢
19:05很real
19:06很大方啊
19:09你可拉倒吧
19:10她老抠了
19:12我上她家睡觉啊
19:13她睡床让我睡地下
19:20你别误会啊
19:21那都是小的事
19:23你们到底是什么关系啊
19:26什么关系也没有
19:30就是啊
19:31她爸和我爸关系特别好
19:33然后呢
19:34我和她从幼儿园开始就认识
19:36我和她呀
19:37是纯洁都不能再纯洁的友人
19:41是这样啊
19:46还真有人喜欢这样小的女孩啊
19:50不是你想的那样啊
19:51行行行
19:52别给我装了啊
19:55帮你
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20:25妹妹
20:27你是不是怕自己忍不住看答案
20:29所以全部撕掉了
20:31不是啊
20:32反正我都会
20:33撕掉轻点
20:35我们美姐就是不一样
20:37不像那个沈佳怡
20:40沈佳怡咋了
20:43反正我就是不喜欢她呀
20:45装模作样的
20:46我警告你们啊
20:48别在背后说人家坏话
20:50可是你之前
20:52对啊
20:54之前怎么了
20:55现在她是我妹儿
20:58以后你们说话都给我过个脑子
21:04沈佳怡
21:11咋了
21:12你这会儿有事没
21:13能给我补补课不
21:14咋还想起学习了呢
21:16这不考试没考好吗
21:18你赶紧来吧
21:20你穿好看点
21:21别长乐乐巴特啊
21:22不是补课还穿得漂亮点
21:30不喜欢穿裙扎小辫的
21:32幼稚
21:43一点问题都没有
21:45然后啊
21:46你稳扎稳打
21:47别
21:52找谁啊
21:54你问
21:58没没有
22:03好看吗
22:05好看
22:06好看吗
22:07太好看了
22:11他咋在这呢
22:13偶遇啊
22:14人家也搁这复习呢
22:16咱们仨人一起复习呗
22:19行吧
22:26你说这不整岔屁了吗
22:28我没带英语啊
22:30没事别着急啊
22:32我回家去我去
22:33不是你那个
22:34我一会儿就回来啊
22:35别急
22:37虎子咱们那个补数学也
22:40一会儿就回来啊
22:46啥呀
23:03啥呀
23:05我是不是应该接
23:07冲你砸地啊
23:09那还想跟我干一下呗
23:16没有女人可以抵挡住甜食的诱惑
23:19尤其是韩美眉
23:23美眉同学
23:24你饿不饿
23:25要不要我帮你点一块
23:26草莓布丁洋果子啊
23:28要
23:29要
23:30要
23:31草莓布丁洋果子啊
23:35那个
23:36我都这么胖了
23:38我还吃啥糕点呢
23:39不过听你这么一说我还
23:41说的也是啊
23:42那就不点了啊
23:43不是你啥意思啊
23:45你真的以为我挺胖呗
23:46没有没有没有
23:47你身上还好啦
23:49就是脸有点胖而已
23:52啥
23:53你不要误会哦
23:54其实你这样蛮好的
23:55看上去很强壮啊
24:01哈哈哈哈
24:08快点啊
24:09那个
24:11这样不错吧
24:14那是王虎吗
24:20好像是
24:22你看他屁股
24:24虎哥
24:26拍我屁股干什么啊
24:27干什么啊
24:28在干嘛啊
24:29是
24:30我这完全是为你们
24:31风哥的幸福着想
24:33我费了老大劲
24:35把你们风哥和海伦威
24:36撮合到一起
24:37别给我搅黄了
24:40但是虎哥
24:41你有什么不知
24:42我们风哥呢
24:43什么都好
24:45就在学习和女生方面
24:47真的是
24:49白痴
24:53我说啊
24:55他们到底在干嘛呀
24:57该不会在约会吧
25:00好吧
25:06咋了
25:07看不出来吗你们
25:11傻子
25:16喂
25:17对不起您拨打的电话
25:18暂时不在服务区
25:20请稍后再拨
25:26对不起您拨打的电话
25:29啥情况啊这是
25:31干啥呢
25:34美眉同学
25:35要不要我们先开始啊
25:38行吧
25:39有啥问题你问我
25:41好没问题
25:42没问题那我先走了
25:43别别别
25:46你等我一下啊
25:53从一些亲密的小动作
25:55拉近你们之间的距离
25:57让他习惯你的存在
26:09你还我头发干啥呀
26:11头皮屑啊
26:23兄弟
26:25我说你皮挺好的了干啥呀
26:28我以为是脏东西
26:29难道我把你贴回去的
26:31贴回去的也不对称了呀
26:33我
26:35这样就对称了