Bloom/Poston/Wallace/Kirchenbauer, 1988
Transcript
00:00♪♪
00:01Christina Crawford. She's picking up the pieces.
00:04♪♪
00:05Tonight at 7, 30 and 11 on FOX 25.
00:12♪♪
00:13Welcome to Relatively Speaking.
00:15The show that climbs into the branches
00:17of the world's most celebrated family tree.
00:19And to play today's game, here's our celebrity panel.
00:22Annie Bloom.
00:23♪♪
00:25Tom Poston.
00:26♪♪
00:28Marsha Wallace.
00:30Bill Kirkendall.
00:32And here's the star of Relatively Speaking,
00:34John Bynard.
00:36Still hasn't appeared yet.
00:39Hey, thank you.
00:40We've got a great show for you
00:41and a great panel to help us play it.
00:43Let's meet them.
00:44Hiya, panel.
00:45Hi, John.
00:46Hi, John.
00:47Tom, you're starting your seventh season
00:48on the Newhart Show.
00:50Confidentially, is Bob Newhart
00:51really the mean, cruel tyrant
00:53everybody says he is?
00:54Who?
00:55I guess you both are after that.
00:59Bob Newhart is one of the nicest guys in show business.
01:01Yeah, we all know that.
01:02I have to say that.
01:03We all know that.
01:04I'm glad you did.
01:05I'm glad you said that.
01:06Yeah, she'll tell you.
01:07She'll tell...
01:08Oh, of course.
01:09I know, I've been passing myself.
01:10Of course, you worked with him many, many years also.
01:12And now, to tell us the rules of this show,
01:15Relatively Speaking,
01:16here's a barbarian.
01:18Good evening, ladies and gents.
01:19I'm Jackie the Barbarian.
01:21A sorcerer put an evil curse on me
01:23and now everything comes out rimshot.
01:25Boom, boom, boom.
01:26Take my dragon, please.
01:27Bah, see what I mean?
01:28Boom, boom.
01:29A wizard gave me this incantation
01:30to help me out of this,
01:31so here goes.
01:32The panel will be introduced
01:33to the relative of a celebrity,
01:34past or present.
01:37They must guess the celebrity's identity
01:38by asking yes or no questions.
01:41If a contestant is able to stump the panel
01:43with eight no answers,
01:45that contestant will win our super stumping jackpot.
01:49Hey, it worked.
01:50The spell is off.
01:51I'm back to being me.
01:53Only problem is now,
01:54I don't get any respect.
01:58Boom, boom, boom.
02:03Hey, who was that guy?
02:04What a strange delivery.
02:07And now that we all know how to play,
02:08relatively speaking,
02:09let's get to it, Stacey.
02:10Bring out our first contestant.
02:11As our announcer,
02:12John Holland tells us who it is.
02:14John, we'd like you to meet Stephanie X.
02:17How you doing?
02:21All right, Stephanie,
02:22tell us a little bit about yourself, please.
02:24I'm a homemaker.
02:25I enjoy gardening,
02:26but I really enjoy playing the piano.
02:28Well, that's wonderful.
02:29That's nice.
02:30We all get to hear you sometime, huh?
02:32Soon.
02:33You folks at home,
02:34if you want to play the game along with our panel,
02:36just close your eyes right now
02:37as we show the audience the name
02:39of Stephanie's famous mother.
02:46Okay, panel, here's the clue.
02:48Stephanie's mom is a woman
02:50who is known for her big tooth.
02:52Let's begin the questioning with Annie Bloom.
02:54For her big tooth?
02:56Yes.
02:57That's a silly clue.
02:58It's a silly show.
03:01Hi, Stephanie.
03:02Well, gee, your mom with her big tooth.
03:06Is she in show business by any chance?
03:08Yes.
03:09Does she have a big smile?
03:11Is that what this is?
03:12Yes.
03:13Is she known for her mouth?
03:16No.
03:17No.
03:18Maybe.
03:19Is this big tooth something
03:21that she has grown personally herself?
03:23Ah!
03:24No.
03:25No?
03:27That's too old indeed.
03:28That was a no.
03:29Mine's good.
03:30Well, did she talk about her teeth a lot?
03:35I mean, were her teeth a focal point in her work?
03:38No.
03:39No.
03:40All right.
03:42Does she do something other than look toothy?
03:45Yes.
03:46Is she a singer?
03:48No.
03:49Not known for singing.
03:51Annie Bloom.
03:52Okay.
03:53Does your mother perform on television?
03:57Yes.
03:58Yes.
03:59Is your mother a comedian?
04:01Yes.
04:06Was she the star of her own show by any chance?
04:09Or has she been a star of her own show?
04:11She has been.
04:12She has been.
04:13Was that show a variety comedy type show?
04:17Yes.
04:18Versus...
04:19I don't want to get a no.
04:20So I assume that it was not a sitcom.
04:23That's correct.
04:24That's correct.
04:25That's a yes.
04:26Okay.
04:28Does your mom have red hair?
04:31No.
04:32Oh.
04:33Tom.
04:34Pass.
04:35You have to wait to turn.
04:37I'm deferring to the lady on my left.
04:39Oh, thank you.
04:40She may never happen again.
04:41She's punched me black and blue.
04:44I'm so sore on one side, I could just paint and die.
04:48But you enjoyed it, didn't you?
04:49I don't know who it is to, but I'll defer to my...
04:51Oh, bless you.
04:52All right.
04:53Is your mom also known for her infectious laugh?
04:55Yes.
04:56Ha, ha!
04:57That was a bad impression.
04:59For all of us who do comedy, she's fabulous.
05:02Phyllis Dillard, is your mom Phyllis Dillard?
05:03That's right.
05:06This is Stephanie Waldron.
05:11That was a fan.
05:14Stephanie Waldron, your mother is one of America's funniest comedians.
05:17In her routine, she's always talked about her husband, Fang.
05:20Did she ever say anything about you?
05:22Oh, definitely.
05:25She said all sorts of things.
05:27You know, there were five of us, and when we were kids,
05:29there were a lot of wet diapers, and we used to have rainbows over the playpen.
05:35Rainbows over the playpen.
05:37I like it.
05:38It's a new song.
05:39Well, what was it really like at home?
05:40Was it kind of a little kooky, or what?
05:43Yes.
05:45It wasn't Ozzie and Harriet.
05:46It was more like the Addams family.
05:49All right.
05:50I remember one summer, we were in Cape Cod,
05:52and Mother gave each of us a driving lesson,
05:55and then we all insisted that she show us the right way.
05:58She backed into a tree.
06:00Always had to have a punchline, Phyllis, right?
06:02That's right.
06:03Well, you brought us some pictures.
06:04You want to tell us about them while we show them on the screen?
06:06Sure.
06:08Here she is, 1953, two years before she went in the business.
06:13Love the earrings.
06:14Yes.
06:16And here are the five rainbow makers.
06:19Aw.
06:21Aw.
06:22Very sweet.
06:23And this is a recent picture at a fashion show.
06:27We're into fashion.
06:28I guess so.
06:30All right, Stephanie, you got five no answers.
06:32Let's see what you've won.
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06:55That's fine.
06:57Well, Stephanie, you did fine.
06:59Thanks for being our guest.
07:00And we'll be right back, relatively speaking, right after this.
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09:23Okay, we're back.
09:24And, panel, we're gonna move the QE2 over this way
09:27because you just might recognize this person.
09:29We wouldn't want to give it away,
09:31so, Stacy, bring out our next contestant.
09:34John, here is David X.
09:38Hi, David.
09:39Welcome.
09:40Have a seat there.
09:43Okay, panel, you cannot see our guest because I can't see you.
09:46No, we can't.
09:47All right, tell us a little bit about yourself, David.
09:49Well, I'm single, and I sell cellular phones in Studio City.
09:53Does your sister sell seashells by the seashore?
09:55Perhaps.
09:56Okay, let's begin by showing the audience
09:58the name of David's famous great-uncle.
10:03Great-uncle.
10:04Okay, panel, here's your clue.
10:06David's uncle is famous for his off-Broadway smashes.
10:11We'll begin the questioning with Tom Poston.
10:16Is one of your great-uncle's smashes a musical?
10:19No.
10:21Okay, right then, over to you, Marsha.
10:24Well, is the aforementioned uncle a producer?
10:28No.
10:29No.
10:30Bill Kirkenbauer.
10:31Well, is the aforementioned uncle, is he a performer?
10:36No.
10:38Three down, back to Annie.
10:40Yeah, are you trying to confuse us?
10:42Yes.
10:44Okay, is it your uncle or your great-uncle, David?
10:46It's my great-uncle.
10:47Great-uncle, okay.
10:50Can I presume that your great-uncle is not, was not in, is not, is,
10:56is not in the entertainment business?
10:58We've already established that, I think.
11:00Okay.
11:02Just answer the question, John.
11:04Yeah, thanks, John.
11:06Two yeses for that.
11:08In the political arena.
11:10No, he's not.
11:11No, he's not.
11:12Four down.
11:13Is he in the demolition business?
11:16You got it.
11:17No, he's not down.
11:19No, five down.
11:20Marsha?
11:21All right, no, no entertainment.
11:23No.
11:24No politics.
11:25No politics.
11:26No bananas.
11:27Gosh.
11:28For his off-Broadway hits.
11:30He's famous for his off-Broadway hits.
11:32All right, is he in sports?
11:33Yes.
11:34Wow.
11:35Yeah, so perhaps I bet he is in the, how about Mr. Baseball?
11:40Would be, perhaps have been a great slugger?
11:43Yes.
11:44I see.
11:45And if he was near New York, perhaps with the New York Yankees?
11:50Yes.
11:51So perhaps Mickey Mantle?
11:55No.
11:56Correct.
11:57Over to you, Bill Kirkenbauer.
12:00Was he, did he play baseball?
12:04Yes, he did.
12:05Oh, yeah.
12:06Okay.
12:07Did he, I don't know much about baseball.
12:14No kidding.
12:15No kidding.
12:16We never would have guessed.
12:17Did he use that bat?
12:18Here's another possibility.
12:19He used a bat.
12:20Yes, he did.
12:21Oh, did he use a bat?
12:22Okay, okay, okay.
12:23Gee, I'm, I'm, if, I'll, I'll, okay.
12:29Did he also sell coffee makers?
12:32Yes.
12:33Yes.
12:34Aha, aha.
12:35He knows about coffee.
12:37He doesn't know about baseball.
12:38I'm gonna pass to Annie.
12:40You're gonna pass to me?
12:41Well, um, do you have the same last name as your, your, uh, yes, you do, because that's why.
12:47No, no.
12:48No, David.
12:49It's just that you might recognize him is what I said the law was coming out for.
12:51Oh, you might recognize him.
12:52Yes.
12:53Well, okay.
12:54Was your uncle, um, Italian descent?
12:58Yes.
12:59Yes.
13:00Was he Joe DiMaggio?
13:01Yes, he was.
13:02Yes, he was.
13:03Wow.
13:04Okay, roll back to QE2.
13:09This is David Corbin, great nephew of Joe DiMaggio.
13:13David, there's not a kid in America who hasn't heard of the Yankee Clipper.
13:18Joe DiMaggio set a record for hitting in 56 consecutive games, a record that hasn't been approached in almost 50 years.
13:26But he looks like, uh, he looks like his dad.
13:29What's your dad's, or your, your grandfather's name, I guess?
13:33My grandfather?
13:34On which side?
13:35I don't know.
13:36What's, uh, Dom?
13:37Same great uncle and Vince.
13:38Same great uncle.
13:39How about Vince?
13:40They're all brothers.
13:41See, you would have recognized him if we hadn't had the wall up there.
13:43Who was your antecedent?
13:45What?
13:46What?
13:47Who was your what?
13:48My antecedent?
13:49Who was the ancestor that was one of their brothers?
13:52Oh.
13:53Who was your dad?
13:54It was on my mother's side of the family.
13:55Oh.
13:56This is so confusing, I need a nap.
13:59You need a map, not a nap.
14:01Okay, now you played ball in high school, didn't you?
14:03Yes.
14:04Now, did Joe ever teach you any of his secrets?
14:05He certainly did.
14:06He, he used to try to tell me to ignore all the other distractions that were going on
14:10and concentrate just on the ball.
14:12And by doing that, he said that the ball would seem bigger and appear to be coming in more slowly.
14:17I got a mirror like that on the side of my car.
14:21Well, okay, tell us what Joe's up to these days.
14:24Well, he's an avid golfer and fisherman, and he splits his time between Florida and San Francisco.
14:28Well, that's great.
14:29Wish him luck for us.
14:30I will.
14:31Say hello.
14:32You brought along a photo.
14:33You want to tell us about it?
14:34Yeah.
14:35This is a picture of us at the more rugged and hairy version of myself.
14:40We were at the Super Bowl, and that's my cousin Paula.
14:42And it was the Rose Bowl a few years back.
14:45Well, you lost weight since then.
14:46Yeah.
14:48All right, David, you got six no answers.
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15:16All right, David.
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15:19Thank you for bringing it.
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18:02All right, panelists, you can see we're changing the set for our celebrity round.
18:06That's because not only do we have the relative, we have the celebrity as well.
18:10And there's a time limit on this game.
18:11The celebrity will be playing for the charity of hers or his choice.
18:15So tell us who it is, John.
18:17John, here's Mr. X and his famous wife.
18:23Hello.
18:24Welcome.
18:25Come and have a seat over here.
18:32Have a seat, please.
18:36Okay, panel, now that we're sure that you cannot see the guests, we'll start the questioning off.
18:41Here's your clue.
18:42In this woman's country, she's royalty.
18:46Let's begin the questioning with Marsha Wallace.
18:49Let's.
18:51All right, mystery peoples.
18:53Is this country other than the U.S. of A?
18:57No.
18:58Aha, a trick.
19:02All right, Tom.
19:03Or rather, Bill.
19:05That's all right, Larry.
19:06How about Harry?
19:07All right.
19:10So is this woman in show business?
19:16Yes.
19:18I see.
19:19Is she a singer?
19:23Yes.
19:26Does she sing well?
19:29You know that's going to be a yes question.
19:33I see.
19:34The type of music she sings...
19:36Oh, is it country music?
19:38It is.
19:39I see.
19:43Gee.
19:46Would she have appeared at the Grand Old Opry at one point?
19:50At one point.
19:51I see.
19:53Does she have other sisters with which she performs?
19:59No.
20:00No.
20:01No.
20:02Okay, two no's.
20:03And back to you, Annie.
20:05So I can presume that when she performs, she performs by herself?
20:10That's right, Annie.
20:11Okay.
20:12Well, no.
20:13She could have had a...
20:14She could have had a dog or a cat.
20:15She could have had other people in the...
20:17A monkey, a horse.
20:19She could have had other people in the act that she wasn't related to.
20:22Oh, I see.
20:23Okay.
20:24Okay.
20:25But, all right.
20:26Let's see.
20:28Is this famous country singer?
20:30Yes.
20:31Country singer.
20:32Does she have blonde hair?
20:33Beg your pardon?
20:34Does she have blonde hair?
20:35Does she have long hair?
20:36Long hair?
20:37Blonde.
20:38No.
20:39Blonde, yes.
20:40Blonde, yes.
20:41Yes or no?
20:42Oh, blonde, yes.
20:43Yes.
20:44Just like sometimes, John?
20:45She has blonde hair.
20:46Well, this is blonde hair, yes.
20:47I thought you said long hair.
20:48Oh, blonde.
20:49I beg your pardon.
20:50Does she perform on television in variety shows from time to time?
20:53Time to time, yes.
20:54Yes.
20:57Has she ever had a show of her own?
20:59No.
21:00No.
21:01All right.
21:02We've got three nos.
21:03Does the royalty that she is in country refer to a nickname that she has?
21:11Yes.
21:13What is that nickname?
21:17Not so fast, Mr. Poston.
21:21Is she a woman who is younger than 40 without giving anything terrible away?
21:28No.
21:31But she looks it.
21:33That's right.
21:34That was a good recovery.
21:37Is this woman also known for her fabulous and unusual wardrobe, especially hats?
21:44No.
21:47Bill Kirkenbaugh with five down.
21:50Has this woman had a film done on her life?
21:56She has.
21:59Is this woman Loretta Lynn?
22:04No.
22:05I don't think so.
22:06No.
22:07Six down.
22:08She has blonde hair.
22:09Oh, yeah.
22:11See, I can't tell the difference between blonde hair.
22:15He never likes to look at that area.
22:16I never bother.
22:18Well, gee.
22:20Does this woman have a song in the top 20 country music charts right now?
22:32No.
22:33No.
22:34All right.
22:35We have seven down.
22:36One more chance.
22:37I can tell you've got it.
22:38I can tell by the look in your eye that you've got it.
22:40I pass.
22:42No, just kidding.
22:44Is this lady from the south originally?
22:46She is.
22:47She is?
22:48Is she from Tennessee?
22:52Hmm?
22:54No.
22:55No.
22:56So, that's eight no's.
22:57You've stumped the panel.
22:58Roll back the Dewey two.
23:01George Rattia and his wife, Tammy Wynette.
23:05The queen of country music.
23:07Yes.
23:11Tammy, you've had so many great hits over the years.
23:13A lot of them you wrote with George before you were married.
23:16But you haven't written together since.
23:18Why is that?
23:19Well, I think I did a lot of writing because I was so unhappy and miserable in the beginning.
23:23And I'm totally happy now, so there's no sad songs.
23:26Too happy to write a million-seller country hit?
23:29Explain that, George.
23:31Well, maybe part of it's you're not hungry anymore.
23:35Possibly.
23:36Now, when we first decided to be married, we went into her producer at the time and mentor, Billy Sherrill.
23:43Told him that we were going to get married.
23:45And his reply was, well, I suppose there'll be no more sad songs.
23:49And that's been the case.
23:51That's all we ever wrote was ballads about, you know, what love lost.
23:57What one had that he or she didn't want or what they didn't have they'd like to have.
24:03We don't write that anymore.
24:04I don't see the reason to write that anymore.
24:05I see.
24:06So, if you ever really have to pay the rent, you'll pick a fight.
24:08Isn't that the way it is?
24:09That's the way it is.
24:10Okay.
24:11What gift will be given to your favorite charity?
24:12Tell us what it is, please.
24:13The Oasis Center in Nashville.
24:15They help abused children, abused wives, battered wives, and unwed mothers.
24:21Well, that's a great thought.
24:22Thank you very much.
24:23We'll be right back right after this.
24:27Today, our Celebrity Charity will receive Jules Jerkinson's elegant quartz watch in a 14-karat gold case
24:32with adjustable mesh bracelets set with 24 fiery diamonds that total three-eighths of a carat.
24:37Plus, Jules Jerkinson's handsome man slimline watch styled in a 14-karat gold case
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24:45Or Hitachi's Hi-Fi component system with receiver, dual cassette deck, semi-automatic turntable,
24:51two-way tower speakers, and custom-designed wood grain cabinets furnished by Hitachi.
24:57Dad, which side of this Crispix cereal is the crispiest, the rice or the corn?
25:03The corn, son.
25:04But Crispix is supposed to be good and crispy on both sides.
25:07Both sides are real crispy. Tasty, too.
25:10But around here, everybody knows which side's the crispiest.
25:13The rice, definitely.
25:19Hey, this is not your ordinary mix.
25:22Nope, I made it with Crispix.
25:24So it's crispier.
25:25No kidding.
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27:02If you wanna be cool, then hear what I say.
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27:07Cause if you want a good job, there's a very simple rule.
27:09You gotta get an education, gotta go to school.
27:12You gotta get it all together if you wanna make it pay.
27:14Gotta stay in school till graduation day.
27:16So be cool, stay in school.
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27:31Looks like we're just about out of time.
27:33Tammy, George, thank you for being our guest.
27:36Panel, you were great, as usual.
27:38And remember, always speak kindly of your relatives,
27:41because you never know who they'll be talking to about you.
27:44This is John Biner, I'll see you later.
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