BULLIES Don't Know SCRAWNY KID Is SOCCER LEGEND Ft. Jeremy Lynch
Dhar Mann Studios
Transcript
00:00There you go, my boy's in now.
00:02What's up, guys?
00:03In this video, we're going to be learning four epic match skills that you can do.
00:06Until next weekend.
00:07Are you coming?
00:08Yeah.
00:09Yeah.
00:10Yeah.
00:11Yeah.
00:12You watch where you're going, you penhead.
00:14Sorry.
00:15Who are you watching there?
00:17Uh, Jeremy Lynch.
00:20You what?
00:21I said Jeremy Lynch.
00:22Don't shout at me.
00:23I heard you.
00:24I just don't get why a loser like you is watching a winner like him.
00:28Because I'm a fan.
00:29Oh, you're a fan?
00:30Oh, you like football?
00:31You guys call it soccer?
00:32You don't look like a soccer fan, mate.
00:34I don't know what that means, but...
00:36It means you look like a loser.
00:38And I don't think you know the first thing about getting around on the pitch.
00:43I actually plan on signing up for tryouts.
00:47You?
00:48For the tryouts?
00:49Yeah.
00:50It's a dream of mine to play professional soccer one day.
00:56A pro soccer player?
00:58There's a difference between a water boy and a player.
01:02Listen, mate.
01:03We're just not built for it.
01:15The TeraFat of 1930 has another name.
01:20Anyone?
01:23Anyone?
01:28Kevin.
01:29That's you.
01:30Yeah.
01:31You.
01:32The TeraFat of 1930 is also known as...
01:39The Workers' Comp.
01:42Excuse me.
01:45Did you say Workers' Comp?
01:48Yeah.
01:49That doesn't make any sense.
01:52You really need to study, Kevin.
01:57Anyone else?
01:59Please.
02:02Sam.
02:06Put us out of our misery.
02:09The Holly Smoot Act?
02:11Bingo.
02:12Excellent job.
02:14You continue to be the shining star at the end of the dark tunnel that is this class.
02:21I weep for your generation.
02:26Kevin.
02:37Oh, Kevin.
02:38I'm so glad you finally came.
02:41Whoa.
02:42Do not roll your eyes at me.
02:44You need to be on time.
02:46Coach.
02:47I'm a natural.
02:48You know that.
02:49Okay?
02:50I'm here when it counts.
02:51I'm ready to take these guys to school.
02:52Let's scrimmage.
02:53No.
02:54You need to run drills.
02:55You're late.
02:56You run drills.
02:57Over there.
03:00Coach, that kid stinks.
03:02I'm honestly afraid his loose assembly would rub off on me.
03:06Well, maybe you need to think about being a team player and help out.
03:09Now run drills.
03:11Now.
03:18Let's go.
03:26Come on.
03:36Boom, baby.
03:39Knock it off.
03:41Back to work.
03:43That's for showing me up in class, you freak.
03:56How was soccer?
03:58Terrible.
04:00I'm sure tomorrow will be better.
04:02I don't even want to try out anymore.
04:04I'm not any good.
04:05You'll get better.
04:07The other kids are just more naturally talented than I am.
04:10That just means you need to work harder than them.
04:12Don't give up, son.
04:14I don't know, Dad.
04:15Sam.
04:17Have you heard the saying, hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard?
04:21Okay, well, what it means is...
04:22Can we just go?
04:24Okay.
04:33How goes it?
04:34I wrecked this gig today at practice.
04:36I absolutely destroyed it.
04:38I see.
04:40So, was it a good day?
04:43Good as any.
04:45I guess, for something as dumb as high school.
04:47Hey, listen.
04:48Enjoy high school while it lasts.
04:50This will be the best time of your life.
04:53It only goes downhill from here.
05:00You still haven't fixed your car?
05:02It's not being able to find a job.
05:11What's your hurry, geek?
05:15I'm talking to you.
05:18This is the fastest you can go.
05:20I'm running for endurance, not speed.
05:22Oh, you think you've got endurance, do you?
05:25Let's see if the boy's got endurance.
05:34Okay.
05:35Okay, keep up, Koki.
05:37Keep going, then.
05:39Next level, then.
05:51Damn.
05:58That was sick, big dog.
06:00I should have got that on video.
06:02Yeah, you should have.
06:04Just stay down there, you slug.
06:06You'll never be good enough to be on the team.
06:08Come on. Workout's done for the day.
06:20Come on.
06:36Just stay down there, you slug.
06:38You'll never be good enough to be on the team.
06:43Taking a break?
06:46No, I was just, um...
06:49Thinking about maybe quitting.
06:51Quitting?
06:53Why would you want to do something like that? You love soccer.
06:55I'm not very good at it.
06:57You're not good yet.
07:00Remember what I said about hard work?
07:02Dad, I've been working hard.
07:04Not hard enough.
07:08Let's go.
07:18Let's go.
07:25Let's go.
07:33Let's go.
07:49Let's go.
07:59Let's go.
08:03Let's go.
08:07Let's go.
08:12Let's go.
08:15Let's go.
08:18Let's go.
08:32All right, next on our list is...
08:34Henry Burke.
08:36Oh, baby.
08:38Yes!
08:40And finally, our team captain.
08:44Again, Kevin Clapp.
08:47Yeah, that's right!
09:03What's up guys, I'm running a competition for you to have the chance to be featured in one of my upcoming videos.
09:10What are you watching there, you dog?
09:12So remember, whoever can send me the coolest trick video will be featured in one of my upcoming videos.
09:19Wait, you are serious, aren't you? I can see it in your eyes, mate.
09:23I thought you were supposed to be smart.
09:25I mean, you can't possibly be dumb enough to actually think you've got a chance of winning this.
09:31Listen to me, kid. I'm entering this contest. There is no way you'll be better than me.
09:37I will win, you do realize that, don't you?
09:40So, like I said, you stick to the books. Nerd.
09:47Oh!
09:49I'm sorry.
10:04Sam, you alright? What's the matter?
10:07I worked so hard.
10:08I was practicing day and night. I was studying soccer videos. I stayed late after practice, but for what?
10:16I didn't make the team.
10:18Maybe Kevin's right. I'm just a loser.
10:20Actually, you're both wrong.
10:22About both things. You're thinking about the results of your work.
10:27That'll get you every time.
10:29Focus on the work itself, the process.
10:32You fall in love with that, you can't lose.
10:35That might be true, but I don't know what you mean about me being wrong.
10:39I didn't make the team.
10:41Did you look at the roster?
10:49They decided to have alternates this year at the last second.
10:52Wait, really?
10:53Yeah.
10:54That's right. Your name is on the list.
10:58You see? Your hard work is paying off.
11:05Who knows? Anyone could be the winner.
11:07And I'll be choosing the winner next week, so get those entries sent in.
11:34Oh!
11:54Sam, get in there for Henry.
11:56Coach, are we playing to win here or are we playing for charity?
12:06What is that supposed to mean?
12:07It means I don't know how serious this practice is going to be with Sam on the field.
12:10We'll see.
12:11You need to check your attitude.
12:13Captain or no captain, you might not be able to see the field. You understand?
12:19Let's go!
12:22Don't worry, man.
12:23You got this.
12:24Thanks.
12:27That was a cheap shot, Kevin.
12:40What are you going to do about it?
12:41Hey, hey!
12:42Break it up.
12:44Sam, you okay?
12:47Good. Get back to it.
12:53Not you.
12:54You need to get your act together on and off the field.
12:56And I heard that your grades are slipping.
12:58If that continues, you're not allowed to play.
13:00What are you talking about, coach?
13:01I'm the most talented player on the team.
13:03Yeah, well, that might be true.
13:04But you need to work on being a team player.
13:06And you need to work on getting your grades right.
13:09So for now, how about you just hit the showers and hit the books?
13:13This is all Sam's fault.
13:15We need to get rid of that alternate once and for all.
13:17Shit, big dog.
13:23Good pass, good pass.
13:24Three, four, five.
13:30Time for revenge, boys.
13:31Record this.
13:38Oh my god, you got that?
13:46You know what, Kevin?
13:47I'm getting pretty sick and tired of you.
13:49How are you now?
13:52What are you going to do about it?
13:55When you stop trying so hard to get on the team and accept that you're just a loser.
13:58Yeah, we'll see.
14:00We'll see about what?
14:01We'll see when Jeremy Lynch releases his contest results.
14:06You don't know yet?
14:07What?
14:08Just show up.
14:09That's embarrassing, mate.
14:11What's up, guys?
14:12It's time to announce the finalists for the competition.
14:15And the finalists are Kevin Clapper, George Sambroses.
14:20You didn't make the cut, mate.
14:25Why don't you stop wasting your time?
14:28And everyone else's.
14:51Shouldn't you be at practice?
14:55No, I quit.
14:58Kevin was right.
14:59Soccer's just a waste of time.
15:00But you've improved so much in a short time.
15:03Imagine how much better you'll be after you've stuck with it.
15:05No matter how much work I put in, I'll never be as good as Jeremy Lynch, or Kevin, or anyone.
15:12Son, you don't know that.
15:14Neither do you.
15:16Actually, I do.
15:17From my own life experience.
15:20You see...
15:22I always wanted to be a lawyer.
15:24So I decided to go for the speech and debate team.
15:27Well, not necessarily decided.
15:30If I was going to be a lawyer, at least the kind of lawyer I wanted to be,
15:35I needed to learn how to debate publicly.
15:38Get comfortable speaking in front of people.
15:41Because when I was a kid, I wasn't.
15:44I wasn't naturally good at it.
15:46In fact, I was terrible.
15:48I was terrible.
15:49And to make matters worse,
15:53there was a bully who was the most popular kid in school.
15:56And you guessed it.
15:59The president of the speech and debate club.
16:02Everything came so naturally to him.
16:05He was a gifted speaker and always humiliated me.
16:10But I didn't give up.
16:13I kept working hard.
16:19While the bully...
16:20Well, he wasn't willing to put in the work.
16:35And eventually, not only did I beat the bully,
16:38but I ended up becoming a successful lawyer.
16:44While the bully...
16:45Well, let's just say he didn't get very far after high school.
16:51So you see, that's how I know firsthand
16:54that hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.
16:57Believe me, I wouldn't be a lawyer today if that wasn't true.
17:00It's a good story, Dad, but this is different.
17:04You at least made the speech and debate club.
17:06And you made the soccer team.
17:09And trust me, with a lot of practice, you'll only improve...
17:12I made the team as an alternate.
17:14Doesn't even count.
17:15Plus, I lost the Jeremy Lynch contest,
17:19and now there's a viral video going around of Kevin kicking me in the head.
17:24It's just embarrassing.
17:26Wait, what video?
17:30I don't want to talk about it.
17:31Did you at least let your coach know you quit?
17:34No, I just decided not to show up.
17:36Well, if you're going to quit,
17:40you need to do it the right way and tell him face to face.
17:43You owe him at least that.
17:45Get ready.
17:46What?
17:48I'm going to take you to the coach so you can tell him.
17:55Three more, three more, three more.
17:58All right, two more, two more.
17:59Let's go, let's go, let's go.
18:00Let's go, last one, last one.
18:01Push, push, push.
18:02You got it.
18:07Oh, well, look who decided to show up here today.
18:10I thought you'd move out to another city after that video of you and Baro made.
18:15Sam, why are you so late?
18:21Well, I came today because...
18:28Holy guacamole, dude, that's Jeremy Lynch.
18:30No way.
18:30Oh my gosh, dude.
18:32Jeremy Lynch.
18:33Hi, guys.
18:33Hi, I didn't realize you were showing up in person to feature me.
18:37I'm here to reveal the winner of the competition.
18:39That's me, I'm Kevin Clapper.
18:40Nice to meet you.
18:41Actually, I know who you are and you're definitely not the winner.
18:44I saw the video that went viral of you bullying
18:47and bullying is one of the most cowardly acts that anyone can do.
18:50So you are eliminated from the competition.
18:52However, the winner is here with us, among us, in this room right now.
18:56And the winner is...
19:01It's Sam.
19:03Congratulations, bro.
19:04Oh, come on.
19:05How do you feel?
19:06Great.
19:07Um, I actually, I came here today because I was about to quit.
19:12To quit?
19:13Yeah, well, I'm just an alternate.
19:16I'm not actually that good.
19:17Bro, everybody starts somewhere.
19:20Just remember, hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.
19:24And I've seen your video, bro.
19:26You've got talent.
19:27So if you just combine that with hard work, that will be an unstoppable combination.
19:31And trust me, over time, you'll start to see results.
19:35You know, that's crazy.
19:36My dad says the same thing.
19:37Is your dad here?
19:39Pleasure to meet you, sir.
19:40You should be very proud.
19:41Yes.
19:42And you should listen to your dad because he obviously is a smart man
19:45and he knows what he's talking about.
19:47Listen, I'll be in touch about the collab and I cannot wait to see you again, Sam.
19:51Nice to meet you.
19:51You too.
19:52Pleasure to meet you, sir.
19:53Take care.
19:54Hey, Sam, before you were really interrupted, were you about to say something?
20:02Uh, just wanted to say sorry for being late.
20:05I won't let it happen again.
20:07From here on out, I'm going to be the hardest worker on this team.
20:10Right.
20:11Come on.
20:37So
20:57Come on.
20:57What are we doing?
20:58Come on.
20:58Pick up the pace.
20:59Come on.
20:59Let's go.
21:00You guys out there lollygagging.
21:01Come on.
21:02Let's go.
21:04No.
21:07Pass the ball.
21:08Stop being selfish.
21:12Nice, Sam.
21:13Nice.
21:13Nice.
21:13Come on.
21:14Come on.
21:14Let's go.
21:27That's how you do it.
21:28You did that.
21:30Yeah.
21:34Hey, nice move, Sam.
21:36Yeah, it's hard to admit, but you are now the big dog.
21:42Look, what went wrong about you?
21:45I'm glad I have you on this team.
21:47Me too.
21:57That was a nice move.
21:59You're really safe just out there.
22:01Thanks.
22:02Listen, I'm really sorry for being such a knucklehead to you.
22:05A knucklehead?
22:06Yeah, just a complete idiot, a jerk, a bonehead, a bully.
22:13Yeah.
22:17We won because of you, so thank you very much.
22:21It was a team effort.
22:23Yeah, maybe you could help me out with that too.
22:25Definitely.
22:26Yeah, go team.
22:29Kevin.
22:30I'm sorry, but I have some terrible news.
22:33You're off the team.
22:37Why?
22:37Just because I missed a shot?
22:38No, of course not.
22:39But you're great.
22:40Found out today from the principal.
22:42So why don't you hit the showers, and you'll always have a place on this team.
22:48So, our new captain is Sam.
23:01Hey, Sam.
23:02There we go, two for the right.
23:05Congratulations, Sam.
23:06Thanks.
23:06You deserve it.
23:11Congratulations, son.
23:12That was great.
23:14Good job, boys.
23:15Thank you, Sam.
23:16Yeah, thanks.
23:20What's the matter?
23:20I thought you'd be thrilled.
23:21You were great out there.
23:23Thanks.
23:26Kevin got kicked off the team because of his grades right after he apologized for everything.
23:32Yeah, that's a tough one.
23:33You know, sometimes I still think of that bully from speech class, how he turned out.
23:39Sometimes I think maybe I could have done more to help him out.
23:42Sorry, one second.
23:52Hey, Kevin.
23:55How about I help you with your schoolwork, get you back on the team?
24:00Teamwork.
24:01Teamwork.
24:04Hey, Sam.
24:13There he is.
24:15I'm proud of you, son.
24:17Thanks.
24:19That's Kevin's dad?
24:21Yeah.
24:26Kevin's dad is Knox Claver?
24:29What, did you know him?
24:30I did.
24:32He's the person I was talking about from my high school speech and debate days.
24:35The bully?
24:36Yeah.
24:38I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
24:41No, it doesn't.
24:42And speaking of which...
24:46They'll take us back, don't worry about it.
24:49Knox.
24:52Simon.
24:53Huh.
24:55Do you guys know each other or something?
24:57Yeah, we go back a ways.
24:58Yeah, you could say that.
25:04How have you been, Knox?
25:05Honestly?
25:07Could be better.
25:09Being out of work and...
25:11It's been tough out there.
25:12I'm sorry to hear that.
25:14You know, I have a client that's looking for somebody for some management work.
25:18I'd be happy to put you guys in touch.
25:21You'd do that?
25:22Yeah.
25:23I remember what a great speaker you were.
25:26They'd be lucky to have you.
25:28Hey, why don't we all grab lunch?
25:31You, me, and the boys.
25:32We can celebrate and catch up.
25:35That sounds great.
25:36Yeah.
25:37Lunch, guys?
25:39Let's do it.
25:41Yep.
25:49This is good.
25:50Sam.
25:52Nice one, Sam.
26:08you