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00:00:00Oh now you want some love from me huh after abandoning me for Purina yeah yeah
00:00:16I know you love me
00:00:30Good bye
00:01:00Ask me about the Sausalito house. How's the Sausalito house? Done. Housewarming
00:01:19next weekend you and your squad are invited. Sounds great. Can we bring
00:01:22anything? Can we stare at Benjamin? No and I would expect nothing less. How's the
00:01:29apartment? Fantastic. Thank you so much for subletting it to me Jillian. You are
00:01:34the best. It's nothing. For the rent it would break my heart to let it go.
00:01:37When's the last time you slept there? Not since I moved in with Benjamin so like a
00:01:44year ago. Hmm. Do you hear any late-night noises? No the last neighbor I remember
00:01:52was in his 80s and the only noise I ever heard was reruns of Gunsmoke.
00:01:58Well straight-up sex is coming through those walls now and not sweet boring sex
00:02:05either we're talking interesting. They were banging the wall so hard a picture
00:02:12fell on my head. Do you know the neighbor's name?
00:02:17Simon. Stupid wallbanger. Simon wallbanger. I love it. Okay back to work.
00:02:30The Nicholson's are coming at one and landing this job will be huge for the
00:02:34firm. You ready? For the Nicholson's. You're not gonna find your lost dough with me.
00:02:48Kittens, lay back. You're about to get wallbanged.
00:03:19What the hell is this? This is the sexual torture I have been listening to the
00:03:32last two nights. Laffy Pants has been getting done like this for the last two
00:03:36nights? No the first night was Spanx. She was a naughty, naughty girl. Last night
00:03:44Clive met the love of his life when Purina made her debut. Purina? She meows
00:03:52when he makes her cum. Have you seen this guy yet? Nope but my people's getting a
00:04:01workout. Wow three girls in three nights that's some kind of stamina. Some kind of
00:04:09disgusting. I am NOT getting any sleep. My poor wall. What does your wall have to do with it? And hold for it?
00:04:27Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.
00:04:33Hi Simon.
00:05:03Italian tile is definitely the way to go Mrs. Nicholson. Your bathroom will look
00:05:17stunning.
00:05:33Don't judge.
00:06:03Besson?
00:06:05Yes right there.
00:06:07Meow.
00:06:09Meow.
00:06:11Meow.
00:06:13Meow.
00:06:15Meow.
00:06:17Meow.
00:06:19Meow.
00:06:38Cory how are you? Yeah, can't complain. Just touring restaurants for the old
00:06:41man. How are you? How's your decorating business?
00:06:45Design. Business.
00:06:47Oh.
00:06:48Good. I was just on my way to work and...
00:06:50Oh, no rush, pretty thing.
00:06:52Have you had lunch?
00:06:54I can get you a discount on some pizza.
00:06:56How does five percent off sound to you?
00:06:59Wow. Five percent.
00:07:02As much as that sweetens the pot,
00:07:04I'm gonna have to pass.
00:07:06So when can I see you again?
00:07:07I mean, that night?
00:07:09Damn, that was pretty great, huh?
00:07:11Yeah. Corey, you should know I'm about to vomit on your shoes,
00:07:14back up if I were you.
00:07:15Just text me.
00:07:16No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
00:07:21And the contractor, who was high,
00:07:24chipped an entire pallet of tiles.
00:07:27And Clive kept stealing all the shrimp from my pad thai.
00:07:30Oh, honey, you need to do something to release that stress.
00:07:35I gotta go.
00:07:44♪
00:08:14♪
00:08:44♪
00:08:54♪
00:09:04♪
00:09:14When's the last time anybody made you scream?
00:09:20You have no idea.
00:09:22Made me scream the law in Colton Donovan.
00:09:25♪
00:09:35Oh, God, Simon.
00:09:39Simon.
00:09:41No. No.
00:09:43No, don't leave me. No.
00:09:46No.
00:09:49Ugh.
00:09:51No.
00:10:01Meow.
00:10:07Open this door, you man whore.
00:10:10♪
00:10:21Oh, God.
00:10:26You're gonna want to hold on tight for this.
00:10:31Simon.
00:10:34♪
00:10:42♪
00:10:50Open this door, you man whore.
00:10:52♪
00:11:00Now, look here. Do you have any idea how loud you are?
00:11:03If I have to hear one more night, one more minute
00:11:07of you and your harem banging on the wall, I'm gonna go insane.
00:11:10Settle down. It cannot be that bad.
00:11:13I can hear every spank, every meow, every giggle,
00:11:18and I have had it. This shit ends now.
00:11:21Hey, I'm sorry if I disturbed you,
00:11:24but you cannot come over here and dictate what I can and can't do.
00:11:28You don't see me banging on your door.
00:11:30No, you're just banging on my bedroom wall.
00:11:32Well, how come you can hear me and I can't hear you, huh?
00:11:36Oh, wait.
00:11:38Is it because there's no one banging on your walls?
00:11:43You. You.
00:11:46Ugh!
00:11:53Shit. I have a problem.
00:11:57Have you seen him since?
00:11:59No. It's been relatively quiet, actually.
00:12:02Either he listened to me, or his dick finally broke off
00:12:05and he stopped medical attention.
00:12:07He's cute, isn't he?
00:12:09Damn it. Yes! Ugh!
00:12:12He's such an asshole.
00:12:16Oh, wait. Stop.
00:12:18You don't want to meet Prince Charming with flat hair, do you?
00:12:21Girl, I'm not flat anywhere.
00:12:23If these girls are on display, Prince Charming won't even know I have hair.
00:12:42Oh, my God.
00:12:44Okay.
00:12:48Girls! You made it!
00:12:51Stunning. Gorgeous.
00:12:53It's perfect. I told you.
00:12:55I gotta mingle. You ladies, enjoy.
00:12:59Thank you.
00:13:01Cheers.
00:13:15Oh, Sophia, I see a cowboy for you. Right over there.
00:13:19Oh, no, no, wait.
00:13:21He's taken by another cowboy.
00:13:24Okay, moving on.
00:13:29Mimi, I spotted your boy for tonight.
00:13:31Where?
00:13:32Black sweater, khaki pants.
00:13:34Oh, look at how tall he is.
00:13:36Just my type.
00:13:39Who's that yummy that he's talking to?
00:13:43It's like they both walked out of a Sophia and Mimi Dream Man catalog.
00:13:49What's up? How are you?
00:13:51Benjamin.
00:13:54Okay, I'm coming.
00:13:59There's my three favorite ladies.
00:14:01Fashionably late as always.
00:14:04Hi, Benjamin.
00:14:07Allow me, guys. This is Caroline. She works with Jillian.
00:14:10Mimi and Sophia. What, you're BFFs?
00:14:13Wow, BFFs.
00:14:15Look who's teaching you the lingo, daddy-o.
00:14:18I'm Neil, and this tool here is Ryan.
00:14:21Wow, I will remember that the next time you forget your email password.
00:14:28You have very soft hands.
00:14:30I'm a concert cellist.
00:14:31Hey, Parker, bring your pretty boy ass over here and meet our new friends.
00:14:35I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:14:44Wallbanger?
00:14:46Pink nighty, girl.
00:14:47Wait, this is pink nighty, girl?
00:14:48Pink nighty, girl.
00:14:50I didn't realize you knew Simon.
00:14:52I wouldn't say I know him, but I am familiar with his work.
00:14:55You're not going to believe this.
00:14:57See me?
00:14:58Simon is Simon from next door.
00:15:00Simon Wallbanger.
00:15:02No way.
00:15:04Asshole.
00:15:05Benjamin, this hottie here is the pink nighty, girl.
00:15:09Okay, okay. You know what? That's it.
00:15:11You, a word, please?
00:15:13Don't.
00:15:18Slow down, will ya?
00:15:24You've got some nerve.
00:15:26Pink nighty, girl.
00:15:28I could ask the same wallbanger.
00:15:30Just because I refuse to spend another night listening to you and your harem
00:15:34does not make me a cockblocker.
00:15:36Well, your doorbanging blocked my cock,
00:15:38so it does in fact make you a cockblocker.
00:15:41Cockblocker.
00:15:42I am not going to spend every night listening to you
00:15:45trying to slam your girl's head through my wall with the force of your dick.
00:15:48You're really fixated on this, aren't you?
00:15:50You wish you were on the other side of that wall, nighty girl?
00:15:59Why are you such a man-whoring asshole?
00:16:02Why are you such a cockblocking priss?
00:16:15Hmm.
00:16:30Okay, this never happened. Got it?
00:16:33Whatever you say.
00:16:35And cool it with the pink nighty stuff.
00:16:37Until I get to see your other nighties, that's what I'm calling you.
00:16:41Wow.
00:16:42They had one of those scary daggers at each other.
00:16:45Oh my gosh.
00:16:47Wait, you should have heard Caroline tell us about what she banged on his door.
00:16:51He was still hard.
00:16:53Blah, blah, blah.
00:16:59Wow.
00:17:00Another thing to wake up to.
00:17:02Oh, the pants.
00:17:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:06Sorry.
00:17:10So I was thinking, since we're neighbors and all—
00:17:12That I'd want to join you some night?
00:17:15I have no interest in becoming one of your girls.
00:17:18I was going to say, since we're neighbors, maybe we could call a truce.
00:17:22Oh.
00:17:24Or maybe not.
00:17:26Wait.
00:17:28Truce.
00:17:30But there has to be some ground rules.
00:17:33You can have your fun, hang from the ceiling fans, I don't care.
00:17:37Just late at night?
00:17:38Can you keep it to a dull roar?
00:17:41Please?
00:17:42I really need to get some sleep.
00:17:44Yes.
00:17:45I can see how that might be a problem.
00:17:48But also, you don't know anything about me or my harem, as you call it.
00:17:53So no more nasty judgments.
00:17:55Agreed?
00:17:59Agreed.
00:18:01Oh, by the way, I appreciated the quiet this week.
00:18:04Did something happen?
00:18:06Happen?
00:18:07What do you mean?
00:18:08I thought maybe you got injured in the line of duty.
00:18:11A sexcapade injury.
00:18:14Unbelievable.
00:18:15That's all you think I am, isn't it?
00:18:17A dick?
00:18:18Yes, in fact.
00:18:21Now look.
00:18:22Nice to see you two kissed and made up.
00:18:24Can it, anchorman.
00:18:26Anchorman?
00:18:28Wait, you're the local sports guy from KCYD, right?
00:18:31Yeah.
00:18:32You watch a lot of sports?
00:18:33Mainly football.
00:18:34I'm a Niners fan.
00:18:35Me too.
00:18:37You okay?
00:18:38Yeah.
00:18:39I got you.
00:18:40Thank you.
00:18:41Caroline, we're going to take off.
00:18:43Neil told us about this great little bar.
00:18:45Do you two want to come, or...
00:18:48No, I'm good.
00:18:49I'm good.
00:18:50This great little bar.
00:18:51Do you two want to come, or...
00:18:56No.
00:18:57Great.
00:18:58Old wallbanger here will make sure you get home okay.
00:19:01Yeah.
00:19:04Sure.
00:19:09Truce?
00:19:11Truce.
00:19:14So what did you think of our friends tonight?
00:19:17I couldn't believe they left us.
00:19:20I know.
00:19:21But my girls know what they want.
00:19:23I couldn't have painted two better men for them.
00:19:27Same for the guys.
00:19:28Your friends are exactly what they look for.
00:19:30Like down to a T.
00:19:32I'm sure I'll hear all about it.
00:19:34I'll give you the scoop tomorrow.
00:19:37I mean, if you want.
00:19:41I want.
00:19:42I want.
00:19:52So how do you know Benjamin and Jillian?
00:19:55I work with Jillian.
00:19:57I'm an interior designer.
00:19:59Hold up. You're...
00:20:00You're that Caroline?
00:20:03That Caroline?
00:20:07It's just Jillian has mentioned you before.
00:20:11We'll leave it at that.
00:20:13Hell no we're not leaving it at that.
00:20:15What did she say?
00:20:17You're really rough, you know that?
00:20:19What did she say about me?
00:20:21Jillian adores you.
00:20:23She adores me.
00:20:26She might have mentioned a few times that I should meet you.
00:20:42Okay.
00:20:55Who knew?
00:20:56The nice designer Jillian wanted to set me up with was Pink Nighty Girl.
00:21:01Had I known, I might have taken her up on it.
00:21:05Well, Pink Nighty Girl would have said no.
00:21:07You know, thin walls and all.
00:21:12Speaking of thin walls.
00:21:17Sweet dreams.
00:21:33Wait.
00:21:35Sweet dreams.
00:21:42Sorry.
00:21:47Thank you.
00:21:49So, how was your ride home?
00:21:53Ow. Okay.
00:21:57Thank you.
00:22:02It was interesting.
00:22:03Interesting good.
00:22:05You know the rules.
00:22:06You dish, I dish.
00:22:08You dish, I dish.
00:22:09Did you know Neil was all American in football?
00:22:12And he always wanted to be a sports broadcaster.
00:22:15Did you know Ryan sold the computer program when he was 23,
00:22:19put all his money in the bank, quit his job,
00:22:21and spent two years teaching English to kids in Thailand?
00:22:25Did you know that Simon doesn't consider his lady friends a harem,
00:22:29and that Jillian actually at one point told him about me as a potential girl he should be dating?
00:22:38Hmm.
00:22:42Did you know Neil loves to windsurf?
00:22:45And he has tickets to the symphony benefit next week.
00:22:47We should double.
00:22:48Sounds fun.
00:22:49I was thinking of asking Ryan.
00:22:50Who, by the way,
00:22:52runs a charity that puts computers and educational materials into inner city schools all over California.
00:22:58It's called, um...
00:22:59No Children Left Offline?
00:23:00Mm-hmm.
00:23:01I love that charity.
00:23:02I give to them every year.
00:23:03And Ryan runs it?
00:23:05Mm-hmm.
00:23:08So.
00:23:10Any kisses at the door?
00:23:12Yes.
00:23:13I mean, Neil kissed me.
00:23:14I bet he's a good kisser.
00:23:16He's got great hands.
00:23:18Did you notice his hands?
00:23:20It's like...
00:23:21damn fine hands.
00:23:30What?
00:23:31What?
00:23:33I noticed his hands.
00:23:35They're huge.
00:23:36How could you not?
00:23:38And you?
00:23:40Was the computer genius charitable with his goodnight kiss?
00:23:45Um, yes.
00:23:47He was.
00:23:48Gave me a great goodnight kiss.
00:23:55How about you? Any kisses from Wallbanger?
00:24:09Morning.
00:24:12Did you see the Nicholson's about at a home theater?
00:24:14Mm-hmm.
00:24:15I knew they'd come around.
00:24:17Mimi is coming over for dinner tonight.
00:24:19We're finalizing the plans for the new closet she's been designing.
00:24:22And did I tell you I got the glass company in Murano to give me a deal on the pieces I ordered for the bathroom chandelier?
00:24:32Did you have dental work done?
00:24:33No, I am waiting for you to talk to me about your neighbor, Mr. Parker.
00:24:37Or should I say, Simon Wallbanger.
00:24:40Where to start?
00:24:43First of all, how the hell could you not know that he was the one thumping away every night?
00:24:49When I see him, it's always with Benjamin.
00:24:52And we usually go out for drinks or we have him over at our place.
00:24:56Regardless, it is the beginnings of a great story, don't you think?
00:24:59Simon said that you had mentioned me to him before.
00:25:03You are so busted.
00:25:05Wait, wait, wait.
00:25:06I never would have suggested you if I would have known that he had so many girlfriends.
00:25:10Benjamin must have known.
00:25:12How does he know Benjamin?
00:25:14Simon grew up in Philadelphia and Benjamin watched out for him.
00:25:18He was kind of like a big brother, favorite uncle, the surrogate father, that kind of thing.
00:25:23And Benjamin was very close with his dad.
00:25:26Was very close to Simon's dad?
00:25:30Simon's parents were killed in a car accident when he was a senior in high school.
00:25:36After the funeral, Benjamin stayed in Philadelphia for a while.
00:25:39That's when he and Simon began to talk about Simon going to university in the Bay Area.
00:25:46I think he saw it as a chance to get away from everything and he took it.
00:25:52And now he is a talented photographer.
00:25:55He flies all over the world for some of the biggest publications.
00:26:01Seriously, Caroline.
00:26:03He's a sweet guy.
00:26:05I think you two could be great friends.
00:26:07Carpet in the closet?
00:26:09Yes, it'll feel so good under cold toes in the morning.
00:26:13Okay, for that you're going to have to give me back those two feet you wanted from the bathroom for the rotating shoe rack that I vetoed.
00:26:19I can live with that.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:26Oh, that'll be the takeout guy.
00:26:28You want to get the door?
00:26:29I'll get the tip?
00:26:30Mm-hmm.
00:26:35Oh, hey there, Simon.
00:26:39No!
00:26:40Carol, what the hell?
00:26:48Hey there, Clyde.
00:26:52Who's your new friend?
00:26:54Who's my good boy?
00:26:56Clyde, come here.
00:26:58Shoot.
00:27:03Clyde, you know better than to run away from Mommy.
00:27:07What the hell? Are you trying to kill me, cock blocker?
00:27:10Don't you call her that, you wallbanger.
00:27:14This cat is mad. Look at my skirt.
00:27:19Did somebody order pad thai?
00:27:33Thank you.
00:27:37Did that really just happen?
00:27:40I'm afraid it did.
00:27:42Please tell Purina I am so, so sorry.
00:27:45Oh, Purina, I am so, so sorry.
00:27:48What did you just call her?
00:27:51Um, Purina?
00:27:55Um, why?
00:27:58Seriously?
00:28:00God, because she meows?
00:28:04Of course you would have heard that.
00:28:08Purina.
00:28:09I think Clyde's in love.
00:28:11Well, I'll make sure to convey his sentiments to Nadia.
00:28:14I better keep it down tonight or I'm going to send Clyde back over.
00:28:16Jesus, no.
00:28:17Well, then turn on some music or he'll be climbing the walls again.
00:28:20Okay, music I can do. Any requests?
00:28:23Um, anything but big band.
00:28:28You don't like big band?
00:28:32I love it.
00:28:44I love it.
00:29:03Where are you headed off to?
00:29:05Oh, clearly somewhere fancy.
00:29:09You never gave me the scoop on what's going on with our friends.
00:29:13Did you know that our friends have been going out on double dates all week?
00:29:17Well, that's good, right?
00:29:19Yes, that is good. I'm going out with him next week.
00:29:22You should, uh, you should come along.
00:29:24I'd love to, but I'm, I'm heading to Ireland tomorrow.
00:29:27Hmm, for a shoot?
00:29:28A shoot? Are you checking up on me?
00:29:31Jillian mentioned what you do for a living.
00:29:34Also, I noticed the pictures in your apartment when my pussy was chasing your Russian.
00:29:39So, Ireland.
00:29:42Yes, shooting a bunch of coastal spots and then going into some of the smaller towns.
00:29:47Nice. Bring me back a sweater.
00:29:50Anything else?
00:29:51A pot of gold, a shamrock.
00:29:53Great. I won't have to leave the airport gift shop.
00:29:56And then when you come home, I'll do a little Irish dance for you.
00:30:01Oh, mighty girl.
00:30:03Did you just offer to dance for me?
00:30:06Simon, Simon, Simon.
00:30:10We've been over this. I have no desire to join the harem.
00:30:15Hmm. And what makes you think I'd ask you to?
00:30:20What makes you think you wouldn't?
00:30:26Simon? Is that you?
00:30:28A haremette. I'll watch my walls tonight.
00:30:31Stop it. We're going to the movies. That's it.
00:30:33Katie. This is my neighbor Caroline.
00:30:36Caroline. Katie.
00:30:38Hi, Katie. Nice to meet you.
00:30:39Really nice to meet you. Are you the one with the cat?
00:30:42Guilty. Although Clive would argue he's an actual person.
00:30:53Okay, well, I'm off. Simon, you have a safe trip. Nice to meet you, Katie.
00:30:58You too. Night, Caroline.
00:31:04I think nighty girl's pretty.
00:31:06Shut up.
00:31:13Tequila. Blanco on the rocks.
00:31:17How's Neil tonight?
00:31:18Neil? Good, I guess.
00:31:21Brian looks great, doesn't he?
00:31:24They're trying out the cat.
00:31:27Thanks.
00:31:30Hey.
00:31:35Cheers.
00:32:00How did you get my number?
00:32:03I can't reveal my sources. So did you have a good time tonight?
00:32:08In fact, I did. On my way home now.
00:32:11How's the Emerald Isle? Lonely yet?
00:32:16It's beautiful, actually.
00:32:20Just having breakfast. And I'm never lonely.
00:32:26And I'm never lonely.
00:32:31I believe that. Did you buy my sweater?
00:32:38Working on it? Want to get just the right one?
00:32:41Yes, please give me a good one.
00:32:47Not going to respond to that one.
00:32:52How's that pussy of yours?
00:32:56Really not going to respond to that one.
00:33:04I know what you mean. It's hard not to touch that one.
00:33:08Okay, officially ending this round.
00:33:11The innuendos are too thick to see straight.
00:33:15Oh, I don't know. It's better when it's thick.
00:33:19Wow. I'm enjoying this.
00:33:23Wow. I'm enjoying this truce more than I expected.
00:33:29I have to admit, it's good for me too.
00:33:37Are you home yet?
00:33:40Yep.
00:33:41I'll wait till you're inside.
00:33:52Okay, inside.
00:34:05Just kicked your door, by the way.
00:34:10Thanks.
00:34:11Just being a good neighbor.
00:34:16Good night, Caroline.
00:34:19Good morning, Simon.
00:34:23Did you really kick my door?
00:34:27Go eat your breakfast.
00:34:38Sophia's grandparents' house is available next weekend.
00:34:41We're going to Tahoe, baby!
00:34:43Sweet! I've been dying to get away with my girls.
00:34:45We were thinking of inviting the boys. Is that cool?
00:34:48Oh, that's fine. The four of you will have a great time.
00:34:51Idiot, obviously you're invited.
00:34:53Aw, thanks. A romantic weekend with two couples. Fantastic.
00:34:58Don't be an asshole. It'll be so fun.
00:35:00Did you know Ryan plays guitar?
00:35:02He's going to bring it and we can sing along.
00:35:04What is this, camp?
00:35:06No thanks.
00:35:13Quit fucking asking me about Lucky Charms.
00:35:16Hey, that little man cracked me up.
00:35:18When are you home? We're heading to Tahoe next weekend.
00:35:20Who's going?
00:35:22Sophia, Mimi, me and Ryan.
00:35:24Maybe Caroline?
00:35:26You going to Tahoe?
00:35:28How the hell did you hear about that already?
00:35:30Word gets around. Neal is pretty excited.
00:35:33Oh, I'm sure he is.
00:35:35Sophia in a hot tub isn't too hard to figure out.
00:35:38Wait, I thought he was dating Mimi.
00:35:40Oh, he is, but he's definitely thinking about Sophia in a hot tub.
00:35:44Trust me.
00:35:46What's he say here about you not coming to Tahoe?
00:35:48Going out with you guys here is one thing, but tagging along to Tahoe?
00:35:51I do not need to hear Ryan drilling you in the next room or Mimi getting manhandled.
00:35:55Do you think he's manhandling her?
00:35:57Are you actually asking if our dear friend Mimi is having sex with her new boy toy?
00:36:02Yes, I'm asking.
00:36:03As it happens, no.
00:36:05Wait, why are you asking?
00:36:07You've slept with Ryan, right?
00:36:09Oh, gotta go.
00:36:14Are you sick of green yet?
00:36:15I'm ready to come home, yes.
00:36:17Sophia asked me to officially ask you if you want to come along to Tahoe.
00:36:22You in?
00:36:24So, I got invited to the Tahoe thing.
00:36:27Are you going?
00:36:30Are you?
00:36:32I asked you first.
00:36:34Child. Yes, I suppose I will end up going.
00:36:38Great. I love it up there.
00:36:42Home tomorrow, yes?
00:36:44Late flight in and then sleeping for at least a day.
00:36:47I'm baking zucchini bread. I'll save some for you.
00:36:51You make zucchini bread?
00:36:53Yep.
00:36:55Sigh.
00:37:14Don't be jealous.
00:37:44Ahh!
00:37:50Motherfucking cops!
00:37:52Suck her shit, you!
00:38:01What's with all the screaming?
00:38:02Where the hell is the shut-off valve in these apartments?
00:38:04Bathroom two!
00:38:14Ah!
00:38:21Do you have a wrench?
00:38:23Yes!
00:38:24Can you get it?
00:38:25Sure!
00:38:26Why are you yelling?
00:38:28I don't know!
00:38:32Here!
00:38:33Help!
00:38:43Hooray!
00:38:53Watch it there.
00:38:54Oh!
00:38:56Sigh.
00:39:02I'm going to get changed.
00:39:04Try to stay out of trouble.
00:39:08Meow!
00:39:13Missed the bat.
00:39:17Here's zucchini bread.
00:39:26So, how was Ireland? Good times?
00:39:29I always have a good time when I'm traveling.
00:39:32I would love to travel like that.
00:39:34Living out of a suitcase. Seeing the world.
00:39:44Every time I visit a new beach, I bring back a little sand as a reminder of where I was.
00:39:49Takes me back instantly.
00:39:51Vietnam?
00:39:53Yeah, I was there a few years ago.
00:39:55Mountain villages, gorgeous beaches, and the food. Oh my God.
00:39:59I know this guy who makes the best noodles.
00:40:02Right on a houseboat in the middle of Ha Long Bay.
00:40:05That sounds wonderful.
00:40:08I hate Vietnamese food.
00:40:14Do you travel much?
00:40:16I try to take myself somewhere every year.
00:40:18Most people don't like to travel alone.
00:40:20They think they'll get lonely.
00:40:22Do you ever get lonely?
00:40:24I'm never lonely.
00:40:26Do you?
00:40:27When I'm traveling? Nah.
00:40:29I'm great company.
00:40:31I'd agree with that.
00:40:34Wow. Are we becoming friends?
00:40:38Friends. Yes, I think we are.
00:40:44From cockblocker to friend.
00:40:46Just give me a heads up before Spanx comes over, okay?
00:40:50Friend?
00:40:51Spanx?
00:40:53Katie?
00:40:55Well, as it so happens, Miss Katie is no longer a part of what you so kindly refer to as my harem.
00:41:01Oh, what happened? Did you paddle her too hard?
00:41:06She met someone, so we ended our physical relationship.
00:41:11But she's still a good friend.
00:41:16I like Spanx.
00:41:18I like Spanx.
00:41:20I mean, Katie.
00:41:24So, was she the first? In the harem?
00:41:28Enough with the harem business. You make it sound so sordid.
00:41:34Yes, Katie and I met in college. We tried dating for real. It didn't work out.
00:41:38She's great.
00:41:40Are you sure you want to hear all this?
00:41:42Oh, I'm all ears.
00:41:44I've been waiting to peel this onion since you first knocked that picture off my wall and clocked me in my head.
00:41:50I knocked a picture off your wall?
00:41:52Hey, focus up. Give me the skinny on your ladies-in-waiting.
00:41:56Okay.
00:41:57And spare no details.
00:42:00Well, Katie and I ran into each other after college.
00:42:04And we met for coffee, which turned into lunch, which turned into drinks, which turned into, well, bed.
00:42:11She's great. How do I describe her? She's soft.
00:42:15Soft?
00:42:16Yeah, she's all rounded edges and warm and sweet. She's the best.
00:42:22And Purina?
00:42:25Nadia. Her name's Nadia.
00:42:27I have a cat that says otherwise.
00:42:31Nadia and I met in Prague. She's studying for her Master's in International Relations. She speaks five languages.
00:42:38Did you know that?
00:42:40How would I know that?
00:42:41Exactly. It's easy to make snap judgments about someone when you don't know them, huh?
00:42:47Touché.
00:42:50Lizzie and I met pissed drunk in a pub in London.
00:42:54She walked right up to me, she grabbed me by the collar, just kissed me stupid, dragged me home.
00:43:00That girl knows exactly what she wants.
00:43:03How do they not get jealous? Don't they want more?
00:43:09No. No, everyone's getting exactly what they want. And I adore each of them.
00:43:17So you've never been in love?
00:43:20I didn't say that. It's just that when my life became what it is today,
00:43:25most women don't want to put up with a boyfriend who's crossed the globe more often than home.
00:43:30The girls are happy. I'm happy. Why would I rock the boat?
00:43:35The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life.
00:43:40She wouldn't rock the boat, she would jump right in and sail it with you.
00:43:46You're quite the romantic, aren't you?
00:43:48I am a practical romantic.
00:43:51I can see the appeal in having a guy who travels a lot because, frankly, I really like my space.
00:43:58I also take up the entire bed, so it's difficult for me to sleep with anyone.
00:44:06So what about you? Are you dating anyone?
00:44:09No. And I'm okay with that.
00:44:12Is it so hard to believe that a hot, sexy woman with a great career doesn't need a man to be happy?
00:44:20Well, first of all, good on you calling yourself hot and sexy because it's true.
00:44:28And second, I'm not talking about getting married, I'm talking about dating.
00:44:33Have you ever been in love?
00:44:35Yes.
00:44:40James and I were together in college when I was a senior and he was finishing up law school.
00:44:45He wanted a pretty little lawyer wife who picked up his shirts from the dry cleaners.
00:44:52I really should have caught on when he referred to my career plans as a little decorating business.
00:44:59That must be the maintenance guy.
00:45:02Thanks for the pipe rescue.
00:45:04Hey, my pleasure. Thanks for the bread.
00:45:07You know, if another loaf happens to find its way over here...
00:45:10I'll see what I can do.
00:45:12Hey, where's my sweater?
00:45:13You know how expensive those things are?
00:45:16I want my sweater.
00:45:18Well, I may have picked you up a little. Thanks for kicking my door present.
00:45:24Friends, huh?
00:45:26Yeah, it looks that way.
00:45:44Hello?
00:45:52Caroline, you feel so good.
00:46:01Simon!
00:46:13Hey.
00:46:29There is no more zucchini bread.
00:46:31Oh, I was coming over to see if you wanted to hang out. Got an urge to watch a spooky movie.
00:46:36I wish I could, but I have plans. Tomorrow night?
00:46:40Well, I'm picking the movie.
00:46:42And I'm making dinner. It's the least I can do for my little cock blocker.
00:46:46Please stop calling me that. Otherwise I won't bring dessert.
00:46:49Dessert?
00:46:51I picked up some apples. I've been craving pie all week.
00:46:54How does that sound?
00:46:56You show up with homemade apple pie, I may not let you be.
00:46:59Oh, that would be terrible.
00:47:10Hi, James.
00:47:14Simon, this is James. James, Simon.
00:47:18Nice to meet you, James. James, right? I'm Simon. Simon Parker.
00:47:23That's correct. James. James Brown.
00:47:27I will talk to you later.
00:47:39Bye.
00:48:09How are you with peeling apples?
00:48:21Looks like they have a Scarface in here.
00:48:24Get in there and grab an apple.
00:48:32Now, when you said grab an apple, what exactly were you referring to?
00:48:39You know, I won't think twice about whacking you over the head with this if you continue this borderline sexual harassment.
00:48:51What are you going to do with that?
00:48:53Oh, with this? I'm just going to roll this crust out. See? Like this.
00:49:02Yes.
00:49:06Apples. Apples. You're going to peel me some apples.
00:49:13Oh, let me just get you that peeler.
00:49:23Peeling apples. Just peeling apples. Didn't feel your boobs. No, no.
00:49:33Did you just sniff me?
00:49:36I might have.
00:49:39So how do I rate?
00:49:42Good. Very good, actually. Downy?
00:49:47Bounce. I lost my downy ball.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:14Um, explain yourself, please.
00:50:19I needed something to clean my hands with.
00:50:26Get over there, handsy. And behave.
00:50:32Okay.
00:51:02Okay.
00:51:03Okay.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:32Open up.
00:51:35Okay.
00:51:43Good for you.
00:51:46Good for me.
00:51:50Sweet, sweet Caroline.
00:51:58Hey, Mimi.
00:52:00What are you up to tonight?
00:52:02I'm having dinner with Simon.
00:52:05Should I put this in the oven?
00:52:07Not yet. I still have to brush it with a little cream.
00:52:09What are you brushing with cream?
00:52:14Reynolds, are you baking pies with your neighbor?
00:52:17Are you naked?
00:52:19Hanging up now.
00:52:21Don't burn your pie.
00:52:23This feels damp. It's more than damp. It's wet.
00:52:32It's wet.
00:52:36Simon, I am so sorry.
00:52:39You did, didn't you?
00:52:41He's got this thing about marking his territory. I am so, so sorry.
00:52:46It's okay, Caroline. I've had worse things happen to me. It's all good.
00:52:49I am so sorry.
00:52:51If you say sorry one more time, I'm going to go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.
00:53:01Whew.
00:53:12You're going to have to scooch over there, sister.
00:53:18So what are we watching?
00:53:21The Exorcist.
00:53:23Are you freaking kidding me?
00:53:27Don't be a wuss. You're watching it.
00:53:29Okay, I'm not a wuss, but there's stupid and not stupid, and stupid is watching The Exorcist with the lights off.
00:53:37Okay, I'll make you a deal. Lights off, but if you get too scared, lights go back on. Deal?
00:53:48Fine.
00:53:59Okay.
00:54:17I hate you for making me watch this.
00:54:20Do you want me to stop it? I don't want you to have nightmares.
00:54:24Just no banging on the walls for a few nights.
00:54:27Have you heard any banging lately?
00:54:30No.
00:54:33Why is that?
00:54:38You want some afghan?
00:54:40No, no. I can take it like a man. You stay under there, though.
00:54:46Guess which finger this is.
00:54:50Movie.
00:54:59Okay.
00:55:13Are you okay?
00:55:15Get your ass over here, you motherfucking scary movie pusher!
00:55:30Hi.
00:55:38I brought pie and this.
00:55:59Thank you.
00:56:19So I gotta ask.
00:56:23James Brown?
00:56:25I'm impressed. You held it in as long as you did.
00:56:40Seriously, who is this guy?
00:56:43A new client and old boyfriend.
00:56:48Wait, the lawyer? How's that gonna work?
00:56:54We'll see.
00:56:57I don't like him.
00:56:59You don't even know him.
00:57:00I just don't.
00:57:03You're just a stinky boy.
00:57:06I don't stink.
00:57:13I'm coming into the nook.
00:57:18Well, hello there.
00:57:21Friends can nook. Can't they?
00:57:25Sure.
00:57:28But are we friends who can?
00:57:32I can handle it. You?
00:57:39I can handle it.
00:57:48Just nook me, Simon.
00:57:55Okay.
00:57:59I love this Afghan.
00:58:05It was my mom's.
00:58:24Hmm.
00:58:27Fair enough.
00:58:46Clive, stop it, you asshole.
00:58:55Oh, wallbanger.
00:58:59You sure can fill a bed.
00:59:02If we're gonna do this again, we're gonna have to lay out some ground rules.
00:59:08And roses.
00:59:10Obviously.
00:59:13When are you headed up to Tahoe?
00:59:17I'm gonna rent a car and drive up Friday afternoon.
00:59:20Don't rent a car.
00:59:22I'll swing by and pick you up after my shoot.
00:59:28Let's make coffee.
00:59:50Okay.
01:00:05Hey.
01:00:06Hi.
01:00:11Okay.
01:00:17Is this a wallbanger?
01:00:21You're as good as I knew you'd be.
01:00:32The thing's staring you in the face.
01:00:40So, what are we doing this weekend?
01:00:43We were thinking about going on a hike tomorrow. Who's in?
01:00:46Last time I hiked, I took quite a spill and sprained my wrist. I can't risk it during the season.
01:00:51How about you, Tiny?
01:00:53Mimi doesn't hike.
01:00:55What about you? You gonna take a pass?
01:00:57Hell no. I'm hiking.
01:00:59Hey, Ryan, did you know that Mimi here gives to your charity every year?
01:01:04You do?
01:01:05Yep. I've seen what access to computers can do for kids who wouldn't otherwise have the opportunity.
01:01:12Hey, Neil. How many seats did you get for the symphony this year?
01:01:16You bought tickets?
01:01:17Season tickets.
01:01:19I actually find the symphony quite elegant and beautiful.
01:01:37I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow.
01:01:46Where are we all sleeping?
01:01:49How many rooms are we talking?
01:01:51Four. So, take your pick.
01:01:56Well, don't let Caroline and me stand in the way of the lovebirds. We'll take the rooms that are left over. Right, Caroline?
01:02:04Sounds perfect to me.
01:02:17Look at that. Sharing a bedroom wall once again.
01:02:21Night, Simon.
01:02:47It's beautiful.
01:02:54It is beautiful.
01:02:58Very beautiful.
01:03:02Hi.
01:03:04Hi.
01:03:07Hi.
01:03:08Hey, Parker!
01:03:11Hi.
01:03:13Hey, Parker!
01:03:16Neil's done!
01:03:19I think I'm dying.
01:03:24You can buy a hammock.
01:03:26Alright.
01:03:28I thought you were an athlete.
01:03:30I think it's the altitude.
01:03:31Come on, big guy.
01:03:34Truck.
01:03:37Oh, my God.
01:03:38Oh, my God.
01:04:08Oh, my God.
01:04:33That paella was amazing.
01:04:35You're a great chef, Caroline.
01:04:37Okay, Caroline. Truth or dare?
01:04:41Truth.
01:04:44What's the one place you've been dying to go to but haven't been?
01:04:50Spain.
01:04:52Spain.
01:04:54Aren't you going to Spain next month?
01:04:56Yeah.
01:04:57Caroline, you can just go with him.
01:04:59Ryan, you're next.
01:05:01Okay, first of all, I can't just go with Simon to Spain.
01:05:06And second of all, it's my turn.
01:05:09Actually, you could just go with Simon to Spain.
01:05:13Um, no.
01:05:15Can't, because you're working and I don't think I can take all that time off.
01:05:20I heard Jillian telling you to take your vacation before the holidays.
01:05:24Well, be that as it may, I can't afford it now.
01:05:28Who should I...?
01:05:29It wouldn't be that expensive. I'm renting a house, so airfare and spending money are all you'd have to cover.
01:05:35Sounds like a pretty good deal.
01:05:39Mimi.
01:05:41Truth or dare?
01:05:43Dare.
01:05:44I dare you to kiss Neil.
01:05:47Uh, I don't do public displays.
01:05:50Oh, come on. What's the big deal?
01:05:53Ah, come on, Tony.
01:05:55No, no, no! No! That's not what was supposed to happen!
01:06:01You were not supposed to let her kiss him, and you were supposed to get mad at her!
01:06:07Why would I be mad at Mimi for kissing her boyfriend?
01:06:10Mimi, are you even remotely interested in Neil?
01:06:15I don't know.
01:06:17I don't know.
01:06:19Mimi, are you even remotely interested in Neil?
01:06:25Neil is exactly what I've always wanted in a man.
01:06:28Okay, blah, blah, blah. Have you guys had sex yet?
01:06:32Anybody with eyes can see the way that you and Ryan feel about each other.
01:06:36Okay, I think you've made your point.
01:06:38Neil! Neil! Look at Topia!
01:06:41Can you not see that she is totally into you?
01:06:44God, are Simon and I the only ones that can see clearly around here?
01:06:48Dude!
01:06:50Dude.
01:06:58Dude?
01:07:06Dude.
01:07:07Dude.
01:07:12Sophia.
01:07:14Truth or dare?
01:07:15It's happening.
01:07:16It's happening!
01:07:21Dare?
01:07:25I dare you to kiss me.
01:07:29Okay.
01:07:36Wanna go up there?
01:07:39Sure.
01:07:40Come on.
01:07:41Yeah.
01:07:49I guess we'll call it a night.
01:07:52Hmm.
01:07:57Well, that was a fine bit of matchmaking.
01:08:01Although your bull in the china shop delivery left a lot to be desired.
01:08:06Yeah, I usually leave a lot to be desired.
01:08:11You leave everything to be desired.
01:08:15You know, I never really caught that phrase.
01:08:18Does that mean I am desirable or...
01:08:22You know exactly what it means.
01:08:35Why did you kiss me that night at the party?
01:08:45Because I had to.
01:09:00Are you sure about this?
01:09:03Let's bang some walls.
01:09:05Yeah.
01:09:13Come into my tub, Simon.
01:09:16What?
01:09:18Come into your what?
01:09:25What's wrong?
01:09:28You're amazing, Caroline, but I...
01:09:31I can't.
01:09:33You...
01:09:34You can't?
01:09:38Oh.
01:09:39Wow, okay.
01:09:40Well, don't I feel like an idiot?
01:09:43No, no, Caroline.
01:09:44No.
01:09:45I can't.
01:09:46No, no, no.
01:09:47It's cool.
01:09:48It's cool.
01:09:49I get it.
01:09:50You can't.
01:09:51Wow.
01:09:52What a crazy night.
01:09:53Yeah?
01:09:55Caroline!
01:10:02All right.
01:10:33Hi, James.
01:10:44Want some pancakes?
01:10:47How much syrup?
01:10:56Is there any more creamer for the coffee?
01:10:58Oh, I have your creamer right here, honeybunch.
01:11:02Caroline!
01:11:03Hey!
01:11:04Oh!
01:11:14Oh, yeah.
01:11:15Pretty good.
01:11:16That's good.
01:11:17Yeah.
01:11:18So, I was thinking...
01:11:20Yeah?
01:11:21I would...
01:11:33You got them?
01:11:34I got it.
01:11:35Okay.
01:11:36Thank you.
01:11:44Good to go.
01:11:54Hey, Caroline, can we talk, please?
01:12:02So, last night, I came really close to making a very big mistake.
01:12:09Obviously, I'm attracted to you.
01:12:12You're amazing.
01:12:14But you were drunk.
01:12:15I was drunk.
01:12:17And as great as it would have been, it would have changed things.
01:12:22And I just can't.
01:12:25It's cool.
01:12:26I know you have your arrangement, and I can't.
01:12:32Are we still friends?
01:12:37Of course.
01:12:39What else would we be?
01:12:41I have something for you.
01:13:02Thank you.
01:13:12It's perfect.
01:13:14Thank you.
01:13:15You're welcome.
01:13:32And now it's weird, and we haven't spoken all week.
01:13:59open all week and tonight I'm going out with James which I clearly agreed to
01:14:05because of what happened with Simon but maybe that's the best thing to do
01:14:11because Simon doesn't want me. As long as I've known Simon I have never heard of
01:14:17him inviting someone on a shoot. He invited you to Spain. Well who knows if
01:14:22I'm even invited anymore. You're still friends right? Why don't you just ask him?
01:14:29I don't know.
01:14:37Nadia. Hey. Yeah I'd love to.
01:14:43Should we go to the place with the patio?
01:14:45See you there?
01:14:59Hey Caroline I was just I was just uh where are you crazy kids off to tonight?
01:15:19Lovely little Vietnamese restaurant for dinner.
01:15:23Have a good night.
01:15:29Okay.
01:15:53Wine?
01:15:59Okay.
01:16:13I am so glad I need that decorator.
01:16:19No just get up. Get up.
01:16:23Are you serious?
01:16:25Okay just just just go okay? Go!
01:16:47What are you doing here?
01:16:49I heard you and James. I wanted to make sure you were okay.
01:16:52Oh you're not here to rescue me are you? Because I don't need a man to rescue me.
01:16:58What the hell is it with men? I've got one who wants me back and then one who
01:17:02doesn't want anything to do with me. I've got one who wants to be my boyfriend
01:17:06but can't even remember that I'm an interior designer. A designer not a
01:17:11fucking decorator. And you know what? You shouldn't force someone to eat Vietnamese
01:17:15food if they don't like Vietnamese food should you? I shouldn't have to eat that
01:17:18should I Simon?
01:17:20I don't think you should Caroline. No no of course I shouldn't.
01:17:25So I got fried rice.
01:17:28I got fried rice Simon.
01:17:34I am never eating Vietnamese food ever again. Not for James. Not for you. Not for anyone.
01:17:40And for your information I did not need a rescue tonight okay? I took care of it myself.
01:17:46He's gone.
01:17:50He's gone.
01:17:58He isn't a bad guy. He just isn't the right guy for me.
01:18:04Hello crying girl down here.
01:18:34Why didn't you play music this week? I missed it.
01:18:58I missed you.
01:19:01How's Nadia? I heard you on the phone earlier it sounded like you were making
01:19:09plans. She and I met for drinks to say goodbye. She's going back to Moscow.
01:19:19Wow. Only the giggler left. Lizzie and I are just going to be friends from now on.
01:19:30What used to work for me just doesn't work anymore.
01:19:41I see you are not at all broken up by this.
01:19:53You want the truth?
01:19:56I could go for some truth.
01:20:02I'm glad that you broke things off with Lizzie.
01:20:07You are aren't you?
01:20:11Yes.
01:20:15Why did you?
01:20:18Okay truth.
01:20:25I broke it off with Lizzie because I didn't want to be with her anymore.
01:20:35With any other woman.
01:20:42The truth is I can't stop thinking about you.
01:20:56I've been thinking about you since the night you banged on my door.
01:21:09Truth.
01:21:19I want you in Spain.
01:21:25Okay.
01:21:51Come to Spain with me.
01:21:55Okay.
01:22:25I love you.
01:22:55I love you too.
01:23:18Oh my. Wow.
01:23:22No pressure.
01:23:25So where are you sleeping?
01:23:56I don't want to screw this up.
01:24:11I like that we are taking things slow.
01:24:15That you are wooing me.
01:24:18Wooing?
01:24:19Wooing?
01:24:21Yeah. You wooed me all the way to Spain.
01:24:26Major woo points.
01:24:29You give good woo.
01:24:32I give good woo.
01:24:35Shut up.
01:24:49Shut up.
01:25:19I love you.
01:25:49I love you.
01:26:15Gracias.
01:26:19Mmm.
01:26:25This was such a great date. It couldn't have been more perfect.
01:26:33Was this a date?
01:26:36Relax. I know what you mean. It's just funny to call this a date, no?
01:26:42You know, this might even be our first date. If we wanted to get technical.
01:26:49What would happen next?
01:26:51I would suppose there would be another date. Maybe another one after that.
01:26:59On bases, right? I mean, I'd be expected to round some bases, right?
01:27:04Yeah. Like copping a feel over the shirt, under the shirt. Those kind of bases.
01:27:11And as a gentleman who apparently gives good woo, what am I allowed?
01:27:19I think you could plan on a little under the shirt action if you were so inclined.
01:27:27Under the shirt action?
01:27:49Mmm.
01:28:20Something smells good in here.
01:28:39Oh, did you take this off your face?
01:28:49No.
01:28:58Oh, Caroline.
01:29:19Mmm.
01:29:38I ate your paella once. In Tahoe. And then I acted like an ass.
01:29:46You did?
01:29:49I told Jesus that night. I don't know why I stopped us. I think I just knew that...
01:30:01Knew that?
01:30:07I knew that with you, it would be an all or nothing kind of thing.
01:30:15All?
01:30:20I need all of you, Caroline.
01:30:33I'm glad we waited.
01:30:38Me too.
01:30:41But I can't wait any longer.
01:30:43Thank God.
01:30:46Disculpe.
01:30:49Disculpe.
01:30:55There's my pink nighty, girl.
01:31:10So there are some things I need you to understand.
01:31:14One, you're amazing.
01:31:27Two, you're amazingly sexy.
01:31:44And three, as sexy as this pink nighty is, the only thing I want to see the rest of the night is my sweet Caroline.
01:32:14I love you.
01:32:44I love you.
01:33:14Simon, please. I need you inside. Now.
01:33:45Hi.
01:33:48Hi.
01:34:14Hi.
01:34:45Hi.
01:34:58Caroline, look at me, please.
01:35:14Look at me.
01:35:45Sweet Caroline.
01:35:53I'll be right back.
01:36:14I love you.
01:36:44I love you.
01:37:14I love you.
01:37:21I got a little lonely.
01:37:23No bed, no Caroline.
01:37:25Where'd you go?
01:37:27I just needed to get moving.
01:37:29Shower with me.
01:37:31I can't. The car's coming for me at ten.
01:37:34Okay.
01:37:50Are you glad you came?
01:37:54Yeah. Yeah, this trip was amazing.
01:37:59What time does your flight get in tomorrow?
01:38:02It's gonna be late. Should I call you?
01:38:05Yes, call me. Whatever time you get in. Okay?
01:38:10Phew.
01:38:28Stupid corn!
01:38:30Hit the...
01:38:33I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:38:47Hi there, Clyde. Hi, my baby.
01:38:51How you doing?
01:38:55Come here.
01:39:02Come here.
01:39:12Coming.
01:39:21Simon.
01:39:23Caroline.
01:39:33Are you gonna tell me why you faked it?
01:39:44Um...
01:39:46I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:39:52Are you delirious from the time change?
01:40:03Come on.
01:40:06If we're gonna do this, we need to be able to talk to each other.
01:40:14Cut!
01:40:21What was that gonna be?
01:40:25Brioche.
01:40:28I bet it would have been good.
01:40:31Well, it's a lot of work. It's almost too much.
01:40:35We could try it again. I'd be glad to help.
01:40:39Do you have any idea how long that might take? How complicated that is?
01:40:45Good things come to those who wait.
01:40:48You have no idea. I want this so badly. Probably even more than you.
01:40:56They make croutons out of it, right?
01:40:59Wait, what?
01:41:01The bread.
01:41:14You gotta tell me what's going on.
01:41:25How did you know?
01:41:30Because all of a sudden, you weren't my Caroline.
01:41:45I faked it because I haven't had an orgasm in 1,000 years.
01:41:55Come again?
01:41:58I'm going across the hall to kick your door now.
01:42:03An orgasm. Okay? Climax. The big O. The happy ending.
01:42:09No orgasms for this nighty girl.
01:42:12You know, Corey Weinstein can give me a 5% discount whenever I want,
01:42:16but in return, he took my O.
01:42:19So, you can go back to your harem, and I will be entering the convent soon.
01:42:24Get your dramatic ass over here.
01:42:39You are so great. And you're so good in bed, and everywhere else.
01:42:46And you came home, and I killed my brioche, and I think I love you.
01:42:55I love you.
01:43:05I'm a bit jet-lagged, so a quick recap, if I could.
01:43:10One, you seem to have lost your orgasm, yes?
01:43:17And two, brioche is really hard to make, yes?
01:43:29And three, you think you love me?
01:43:37Yes.
01:43:40You think, or you know?
01:43:45I know.
01:43:50You have no idea, do you?
01:43:54No idea about what?
01:43:57How thoroughly you own me, nighty girl.
01:44:02I know I love you enough to want you to have your happy ending.
01:44:32I love you.
01:44:57I've always been lost, and I am a sucker for a challenge.
01:45:02It's not going to be easy. She's pretty lost.
01:45:07I'll have it done with easy.
01:45:13You take this not Popeye?
01:45:17Just screw the aprons.
01:45:33I fucking love you, Simon.
01:45:37I love you too, nighty girl.
01:45:53You gonna bang my walls, Simon?
01:45:55You have no idea.
01:46:03Ugh!
01:46:26Hi! Come on!
01:46:32Come on!
01:47:03Ah!
01:47:05Ah!
01:47:07Ah!
01:47:09Ah!
01:47:13Ah!
01:47:19Ah!
01:47:21Ah!
01:47:23Ah!
01:47:25Ah!
01:47:28Ah.
01:47:32Ah.
01:47:37Ah.
01:47:53Ah.
01:47:57Oh, yeah.
01:47:59Ha, ha, ha.
01:48:00Yeah.
01:48:01Mm.
01:48:02Mm.
01:48:03Mm.
01:48:04Mm.
01:48:05Ah.
01:48:06Oh, yeah.
01:48:07Mm.
01:48:08Mm.
01:48:09It's OK.
01:48:10Thank you.
01:48:11Mm.
01:48:12OK.
01:48:13Cheers.
01:48:14Cheers.
01:48:15That's a lady.
01:48:16Mm.
01:48:19Oh.
01:48:20Oh, it's a horse.
01:48:21Oh.
01:48:22Yeah, oh, my god.
01:48:23Can I saw you?
01:48:24Yeah.
01:48:25What was that for?
01:48:28You worked out well.
01:48:30Subletting your apartment to me was the best decision you ever made.
01:48:35I don't know.
01:48:37Jillian giving me your number so I could text you from Ireland.
01:48:41That might be the best decision she's ever made.
01:48:44Well, I don't know.
01:48:46Because pretending that I didn't know your mysterious neighbor was a damn good decision too.
01:48:51You've never even been to my place.
01:48:55But I have.
01:48:58Who knew that amidst the pulsating chaos of San Francisco nights, I would find my rhythm again.
01:49:05Yes, my story began with a missing O and a very noisy neighbor.
01:49:10But like all great tales, it wasn't really about the beginning or the mystery.
01:49:16No one else gets this nook.
01:49:19This nook is spoken for.
01:49:24It wasn't about reclaiming what was lost, but about understanding its true value.
01:49:30And it's not just about pleasure, but the connection, understanding, and love that comes with it.
01:50:24♪
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01:52:34♪
01:52:39Meow.