• 4 months ago
A cowardly rapper tells a redneck about a mysterious briefcase and a large amount of cash that sets into motion a series | dG1fd2Vta3RKQW4yTkk
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00:00Hey my man, I ran out of gas, do you think you can help a brother out?
00:10You ain't gonna try to rob me, are you?
00:11Are you sure this way to the gas station?
00:12What if I told you that I'd get you a lot of money, man?
00:13I'm listening.
00:14How much are we talking about exactly?
00:15Ten million dollars.
00:16Ten million dollars on a silver plaque.
00:17Ten million little things in a briefcase.
00:18Can I tell you something?
00:19I'm not gonna lie.
00:20I'm not gonna lie.
00:21I'm not gonna lie.
00:22I'm not gonna lie.
00:23I'm not gonna lie.
00:24I'm not gonna lie.
00:25I'm not gonna lie.
00:26I'm not gonna lie.
00:27I'm not gonna lie.
00:28I'm not gonna lie.
00:29Can I tell you something that I've never told anyone before?
00:32Tell me anything you want.
00:34I need you to steal a little briefcase for me.
00:42Don't even think about it fuck face.
00:43Now just hold real still amigo.
00:45I don't wanna ruin this nice, little manicure.
00:46I told you.
00:47If this goes south, you show ass.
00:49Bullshit.
00:50I'm home.
00:53Another one just fell out of a window.
00:56Now divert your attention here to the too-nanny planter.
00:58There is a spot open on Saturday night.
01:01Oh, God.
01:01It hurts so bad.
01:03Well, you shot yourself.
01:04It's not supposed to feel good.
01:05If you move from this spot, I'm going to hunt down and kill
01:08your entire family.
01:09A roof!
01:09Oh, my God.
01:10Not the rack.
01:11A roof!
01:12I'm so stressed.
01:13You know that one song you had?
01:14My grandmama just turned 40.
01:16So I'm about to be 40.
01:17I brought you science, my friend.
01:19I am cooking meth here, you twonk.
01:21Get in there and cook me my shit, baby croaker.
01:24Why, everyone?
01:25Because we love baby shit.
01:29Again.
01:30You like that, honey?
01:31You got a hot ass.
01:33Are we really going to stand here and listen to the future
01:35projections of Stevie Wonderbrat over here?
01:37I'm a gangster rapper.
01:38I represent for them real niggas.
01:39They got real guns that will bust on your motherfucking ass.
01:43From the father of the director of Pulp Fiction.
01:52I got to get baptized tomorrow, man.
01:54I got to cry in front of them.
01:56I got to solo.
01:58I got to get baptized tomorrow, man.

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