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00:00Excuse us, sir.
00:03Yes?
00:04Shall we?
00:06Are you from this class?
00:09We were in this class till yesterday.
00:15Why are you late?
00:16The powder was over.
00:19What?
00:20Makeup. Makeup, sir.
00:21Actually, when I went to apply the powder, I found out that the powder was over.
00:24By the time the powder came, I found out that the perfume was also over.
00:27By the time the perfume came, I found out that there was no cream.
00:29I had to go to the market many times, sir.
00:31And if I had to go, I had to come back.
00:33Actually, sir, this is your first day in this college.
00:37And this is our first meeting.
00:39I mean, meeting, sir.
00:43I have to look beautiful, no, sir?
00:46People who laugh at bad jokes are stupid.
00:49And I have not come here as a judge of the Miss India contest.
00:53Take your seat.
00:54Thank you, sir.
00:55Thank you, sir.
01:01Let's continue.
01:03Carbohydrates consist of...
01:04One second, sir.
01:06Yes?
01:07Sir, you said that people who laugh at bad jokes are stupid.
01:11So can you tell us a standard joke, sir?
01:14My subject is chemistry, not jokes.
01:20An important group of naturally occurring substances
01:23containing only carbon, hydrogen and oxygen.
01:26As elements in...
01:51What?
01:53What?
01:58Terrorists in the college?
01:59I had heard it in the parliament.
02:03What nonsense is this?
02:04College terrorism?
02:05Yes, sir.
02:06Shut up!
02:07What's going on? What is happening?
02:09I think you know better than me about these girls.
02:11No, sir, we have given guard of honour.
02:14We have done something wrong, sir.
02:16100% wrong.
02:19These are our guests.
02:20They have come to teach in this college for just six months.
02:24Is this how you treat your guests?
02:26I will file a report.
02:28I will file a report against all of you.
02:45Sir!
02:51We also live here, sir.
02:53Your neighbours.
03:05Would you like to plant something in this, sir?
03:09I like to plant honey bees.
03:11Any problems?
03:12No, no problem, sir.
03:14Can we help you?
03:16No, thanks.
03:17I will call you if I need anything.
03:18You can call me, sir.
03:20I have broken crackers in the class.
03:22But I am not such a bad girl, sir.
03:27Crackers, sir?
03:29Greetings, sir.
03:31Armaan Khan.
03:32These poor girls live with me.
03:35Actually, in the neighbourhood...
03:37I have a lot of problems.
03:39You also have a problem, right?
03:40Don't feel shy.
03:41Don't worry.
03:42Shut up!
03:44Sister, I will go to the market.
03:45Armaan, listen to me.
03:46Get my special betel leaf from the market.
03:48Betel leaf?
03:49The one that you always get.
03:51Kalkatta, raw, cooked.
03:53Rs. 120.
03:54Remember that.
03:57I like to flatter people.
03:59By the way...
04:01By the way, what do you like?
04:03Sir?
04:05I like to teach manners to ill-mannered people.
04:08Now mind your own business.
04:09Thank you, sir.
04:13He is angry.
04:14Coward.
04:17In the window in front of me...
04:21There is a piece of moon.
04:24In the window in front of me...
04:28There is a piece of moon.
04:35Hey, Neeta!
04:36Is he gone?
04:37I think he is inside.
04:39Okay.
04:47He has put a letter box.
04:48That means he must be waiting for the letter.
04:51But who will send a letter to such a man?
04:53The one who is always angry.
04:56Idea!
04:58Come on, get the pen and paper.
04:59Hurry up.
05:00Come on, bend down.
05:02The first letter will be from us.
05:05But what should I write?
05:08Yes!
05:10Yes!
05:12Yes!
05:13Yes!
05:14Yes!
05:17Sir!
05:19Suraj sir!
05:22Yes!
05:24Sorry, sir.
05:26Please forgive us.
05:28Actually, when I woke up this morning...
05:32I thought...
05:34I thought a lot.
05:36Whatever happened yesterday...
05:38It was too much.
05:40That's why all of us girls have come to apologize to you.
05:42Yes, sir.
05:43Please forgive us.
05:46You realized your mistake.
05:48I am glad to hear that.
05:50If you cross your limits so easily...
05:52then your life becomes a joke.
05:55You are good in studies.
05:56You should concentrate on your studies.
05:57Sit down.
06:02So, Miss Poojaran...
06:03Where are you from?
06:05Sir, my dad lives in Pune.
06:08I don't know your names.
06:09Sir, I am Anna.
06:10I am Neeta.
06:11And I am Sanjana.
06:12Sir, do you know...
06:13the lecturer who was in your place...
06:15his eyes were wide open.
06:16Yes, sir.
06:17When he used to look at Sanjana...
06:19it felt like he was looking at me.
06:21And when he used to look at me...
06:23it felt like he was looking at Neeta.
06:25But now that you are here, sir...
06:27it's great.
06:29A person who teaches chemistry...
06:31should be handsome like you.
06:33Sir!
06:35Actually, you are the lecturer of every subject.
06:37So, no girl should fail.
06:39Exactly, sir.
06:41When someone becomes a professor or a lecturer...
06:43he looks like a 50-year-old bald man.
06:51Do you want to say something?
06:52Say it.
06:54I cannot understand.
06:55Speak loudly.
07:00Why are you staring at me?
07:01Say it.
07:02Your pant is open.
07:04Oh, my God!
07:06Let's go.
07:18However, the experimental value...
07:20of the total strain in cyclobutane...
07:22this can be explained only by the non-planar...
07:24confirmation of cyclobutane.
07:29Get to page 81.
07:31You will find the same...
07:35equation which is there...
07:37right here.
07:43Listen to me.
07:45The one who doesn't want to study...
07:47can leave the classroom.
07:49And if no one wants to study...
07:51then everybody can leave.
07:56No matter what you say...
07:58she is doing too much.
08:00Let her go.
08:02Have you seen her attitude?
08:03He is so arrogant.
08:05Despite all this...
08:07he doesn't give up.
08:09By the way, am I less than him?
08:11Actually, he is a bachelor.
08:13That's why he is jealous.
08:15There are beautiful girls everywhere.
08:18But what can he do?
08:20After all, he is a teacher.
08:23I see.
08:24So, this is the matter.
08:26Then he should be told clearly.
08:28Actually, he is quite...
08:30dashing.
08:32I can fall in love with him.
08:34Me too.
08:36Wait, give me a printout too.