Hailey and Justin Bieber gotta be singing that song, because they're brand new parents -- she gave birth to their first child, and the kid's gonna have music on his mind!
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00:00Congratulations go out to Justin and Hailey Bieber on the birth of their new baby, Jack
00:06Blue's Bieber, whose adorable foot is featured here.
00:09It's a beautiful time for the family, except for this one thing.
00:13They're already getting flack on the internet.
00:15Why?
00:16Because of this death trap nail that she has.
00:19Look how sharp this is.
00:22No, it's not.
00:23It's curved.
00:24I would avoid those nails.
00:26Do women get manicures for their birth?
00:28Of course they do.
00:29What's the point of having a baby if you can't show off your nails?
00:32And though accidentally cutting the baby is a concern, there's something far worse that
00:37could happen.
00:38There's a lot of poop involved in babies, and those nails that you'll get.
00:39That is going to get on her fingernails.
00:40People don't put on gloves.
00:41You would wear gloves every time you change your baby?
00:46Yes, I'd be like strapping them on.
00:49The maternal instinct is strong in this one.
00:51But come on, she'll just wipe the poop off.
00:54It's not that gross.
00:55Oh, and then you're cooking.
00:56Okay, it totally is.
00:58Dracula poop nails aside, there's nothing else to complain about as far as Justin and
01:03Hailey as new parents to little Jack Blues, right?
01:06I hate that they followed the JB thing.
01:09Like their family initials are JB.
01:11But that's what Khloe, Kardashian, Kim, Kourtney, Kylie, and Kendall do.
01:14No, they don't.
01:15No, they don't.
01:16Not for their kids.
01:17What are you talking about?
01:18KKKKKK.
01:19Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:20Too many K's.
01:21So, welcome to the world, Jack.
01:24We hope you build up calluses fast, because that sucker's out for blood.