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00:00:30The film you are about to see is not based on any real life events.
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00:01:57Overdrive!
00:02:00No, there's a stone staircase.
00:02:02Go, go, go!
00:02:05Good work!
00:02:07You must be the last ones.
00:02:10Did you bring the canisters?
00:02:11Canisters?
00:02:12Mr., we're in really big trouble.
00:02:14The canisters, John!
00:02:15We're lost without them!
00:02:17Don't you know that?
00:02:20OK, look out now.
00:02:21Just get behind me.
00:02:24Roar!
00:02:39Ah ha ha ha, no, no!
00:02:43Hey, hey, hey, I'm, I'm...
00:02:47No, no.
00:02:48Let's move for class!
00:02:51Hey, hey, hey, yep, easy there.
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00:06:46Mom?
00:06:48When are we moving out of this stupid town?
00:06:50Hey!
00:06:52Excuse me!
00:06:54What did we say about that?
00:06:56Mike!
00:06:59This town is your home, Mike.
00:07:02Okay?
00:07:04You just need to figure out...
00:07:08What it is that I love about it.
00:07:10Yes, yes.
00:07:13Lunch.
00:07:16Which is nothing.
00:07:17Love you.
00:07:18Bye.
00:07:20Hey, you forgot your lunch!
00:07:22This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
00:07:26Everything feels gonna be...
00:07:35Day, except for Sunday.
00:07:37You darted into the cafe where you could have each day.
00:07:42Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat.
00:07:44As plenty caterpillars are full of you.
00:07:46Baby, they're dancing just like you do.
00:07:48This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
00:07:52Everything feels gonna be...
00:08:07It's another chilly fall morning in Carverville.
00:08:10All you little demons and ghosts out there,
00:08:13Bundle up tight.
00:08:15Tonight expects bone-rattling shivers.
00:08:18Maybe even a flurry or two.
00:08:20It's a no-brainer where I'll be on Halloween.
00:08:23Tomorrow is Len Carver's zombie town premiere.
00:08:26The hell you doing, you moron?
00:08:28Can you believe it?
00:08:29It's been almost 30 years since his last film.
00:08:33In the meantime, we're creeping it real
00:08:36with a song dedicated to our very own master of horror.
00:08:46Just paint.
00:08:50Your faces.
00:08:52Should have seen your faces.
00:08:53You'd make yourself laugh.
00:08:57Andy, can I use your bathroom?
00:08:59Oh, my.
00:09:01You know I can't let you use the bathroom unless you buy something.
00:09:04But I don't have enough money for your expensive bikes.
00:09:07Besides, I already have one.
00:09:09Buy something cheap.
00:09:10Room reflector.
00:09:11Maybe a...
00:09:12God, I got a gumball machine.
00:09:13No?
00:09:14Oh, maybe a sticker.
00:09:15One of my Andy stickers.
00:09:16Maybe a little basket.
00:09:17Cheap basket.
00:09:18You know, carry your...
00:09:19Carry your school books.
00:09:20Maybe a holder for your phone.
00:09:21You know what I'd do without your phone?
00:09:24Watch the car!
00:09:35Not much work, but just sort of relax
00:09:39And listen to the tenor man play that sad shell
00:09:44Cool down, yeah
00:09:47We saw the shells
00:09:50Yeah
00:09:53Yeah, I got this.
00:09:54Cool.
00:09:56Wait, are you gonna...
00:09:57Yeah, I'm gonna do this again.
00:10:01I'm gonna do this again.
00:10:02Do it again.
00:10:03Yeah, do it again.
00:10:04You're gonna do it again?
00:10:05Yeah, I'm gonna do it again.
00:10:06Yeah, I'm gonna do it again.
00:10:08Yeah.
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00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:12Oh, my God, dude, we got you so good!
00:10:30P-stains and everything!
00:10:33What's wrong with you?
00:10:34Seriously, not funny, guys.
00:10:35What, dude?
00:10:36It's Halloween.
00:10:37Well, dude, you're the mirror's son.
00:10:38You're supposed to be more mature.
00:10:40Like you.
00:10:41Well, at least you guys don't have to worry about a real zombie apocalypse.
00:10:46Yeah, because we kick ass.
00:10:49No, because zombies eat brains.
00:10:53Oh.
00:10:54Are you saying that we're stupid?
00:10:59No.
00:11:00Because if you are, you're stupid.
00:11:05No.
00:11:06Because if you are, I would watch myself.
00:11:12Simply.
00:11:13God, I really thought he did something.
00:11:20Bro, what if he called us stupid?
00:11:23Like, us.
00:11:24I know.
00:11:26I mean...
00:11:33Amy, Amy, Amy.
00:11:36You coming to my zombie town party tonight?
00:11:39Uh, yeah.
00:11:41Maybe if I'm not loaded with homework.
00:11:45Think it over.
00:11:56Hey, I just saw Chad and the zombie crew coming to the party too.
00:12:01What?
00:12:02Never.
00:12:03I don't want to get caught dead going to that stupid party.
00:12:06Wait, you're not actually going, are you?
00:12:09So, Chad invited you?
00:12:12Really?
00:12:13Drop the act, honey.
00:12:14Everyone knows that you're in love with him.
00:12:16So, Amy, what's your Halloween costume going to be?
00:12:18A donation pile?
00:12:21You know, I was thinking that you should go as Medusa and her two sisters.
00:12:26When do you Gorgons lose this?
00:12:31Chad Newman?
00:12:32Jocker Service Rex?
00:12:34At least you don't have his phone number, right?
00:12:39Oh no.
00:12:40Since when?
00:12:41Sixth grade.
00:12:42Stop being jealous.
00:12:43I'm not jealous.
00:12:44I just wouldn't want a text from him.
00:12:46He's a stupid idiot.
00:12:50He's just stupid.
00:12:51We are so late for biology.
00:12:53That's not all you're late for, young Michael Broadstreet.
00:12:59Mrs. Boneyard.
00:13:00It's pronounced Bonard.
00:13:02You have overdue books, Mr. Broadstreet.
00:13:05I'm super late for class.
00:13:07Bye.
00:13:10Gee, I love your costume, Mrs. Bonard.
00:13:14What are you, a witch, right?
00:13:17Oh, it's not a costume.
00:13:19I was sweeping the floor.
00:13:21Sweep, sweep.
00:13:22Oh, you just couldn't help yourself with making like a little joke, could you, Michael?
00:13:28Okay, fine.
00:13:29One month detention.
00:13:31Oh, Mrs. Boneyard.
00:13:32Bonard.
00:13:33Excuse me.
00:13:34I have to tell the principal about this little exchange.
00:13:37I have to study and I have an after school job.
00:13:40Mrs. Boneyard, please.
00:13:42Bonard, please.
00:13:47The horror master is back.
00:13:54Len Carver brings you another flesh-drenched extravaganza.
00:13:59The earth is plagued by zombie cannibals.
00:14:02Bloodthirsty, sick, and twisted.
00:14:06This Walking Dead movie will zombify your mind.
00:14:10Paralyze your eyes and sabotage your senses.
00:14:14You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss five bucks goodbye.
00:14:24Zombie Sophomore Feast.
00:14:28A Carver Production.
00:14:34Hey guys, it's Dino the Carp, the biggest Carver fan club in the world!
00:14:38We're sitting outside Carver's house and we caught a rumor.
00:14:40He's planning to drop off the movie tonight at Landro's Theater.
00:14:43We will be there!
00:14:44We were caught!
00:14:45We were caught!
00:15:13Miss Bonard, can I please go now?
00:15:33I presume you and your little friends all want to see that depraved movie tomorrow night?
00:15:41Carver?
00:15:43I hate his movies.
00:15:48You do?
00:15:50Oh God, the passion.
00:15:56You're free to go.
00:15:58Really?
00:15:59I said go, before I change my mind.
00:16:03Thank you so much!
00:16:08Besides, maybe I can still catch Mr. Really Right too.
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00:17:11Dad?
00:17:12Do you have the print already?
00:17:13Has Carbur been by?
00:17:14Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, you know why we're here.
00:17:17Collectively, we are the Carved.
00:17:19The most dedicated,
00:17:21Hardcore,
00:17:22Land Carver fans on the planet,
00:17:24And we are here to see ZombieTown
00:17:25and pay respect
00:17:26to our eternal master of the Walking Dead!
00:17:28Amen.
00:17:31Wow.
00:17:32Um, Dean, just come back tomorrow.
00:17:36Ah Mikey, Mikey.
00:17:39Maybe we can work some arrangement.
00:17:42How about I mention your name on my Insta?
00:17:43It'll get you girls.
00:17:45Maybe Amy will even like you.
00:17:48Amy and I are just friends.
00:17:51Yeah, sure.
00:17:53You'll rue the day, Cedar Cog!
00:18:09This whole town is just a bunch of zombie-following idiots.
00:18:34The time has come for you to face your fears.
00:18:37Michael Broadstreet!
00:18:41Mr. Landrow.
00:18:42It's more of a vampire thing than a zombie thing, but I mean, if I weren't a full-on
00:18:50zombie, I wouldn't be able to speak, so there's that.
00:18:56Mike...
00:18:59Smell...
00:19:03Can we just please work, sir?
00:19:07It's a good idea.
00:19:09Come with me.
00:19:11Okay, so, you and the others will arrive half-hour early.
00:19:18You'll put on your zombie masks and costumes, okay?
00:19:23Hold that for me.
00:19:26I gotta show you something.
00:19:33So, who do you think built that?
00:19:40M'wah!
00:19:42Remote-controlled zombie.
00:19:44Why don't you put that down and give me a hand?
00:19:48So, I can use him for zombie movies, or I can use him for vampire movies.
00:19:56And tomorrow night, I'm gonna spring him on the carved.
00:20:03Listen, Mike, Mike...
00:20:06I know you don't love horror movies, you know, but a lot of people do.
00:20:13So, if you watch them for what they truly are, I mean, not just, you know, zombie movies,
00:20:22you might, um, you might just see something that you love about them, you know?
00:20:31Oh, my God.
00:20:50Oh, my God!
00:20:57Oh.
00:21:04Let him in.
00:21:05Mm-mm.
00:21:07Mm-mm.
00:21:19Len.
00:21:22OMG.
00:21:24I mean, it's been, um, it's been a few years.
00:21:30Is that the masterpiece under your arm?
00:21:35Um, pleased to meet you, Mr. Carver.
00:21:43Is the projector ready?
00:21:48Well, she's old, and she's a little rusty, but, um, Mike here YouTubed how to thread her and run her,
00:21:57and we're gonna be ready, ready for tomorrow night's premiere.
00:22:00No problem, right, Mike?
00:22:02Yeah, um, no problem.
00:22:03There you go.
00:22:05Len.
00:22:08Do you, do you remember this issue of Monster Meg?
00:22:12Mrs. Grammarly gave us attention just...
00:22:14Richard!
00:22:16Are you sure there are enough seats in the theater?
00:22:18It's important that everyone in town be here.
00:22:20Sure.
00:22:21Sure, Len.
00:22:22Yeah, theater sits 666.
00:22:26Sounds like a joke, but it's technically correct.
00:22:31Destroy your films, Len.
00:22:33Destroy your films.
00:22:36Oh.
00:22:38Oh.
00:22:40Mr. Carver, are you okay?
00:22:44Oh.
00:22:49What?
00:22:55One, one step at a time.
00:22:56I can't, I can't.
00:22:57Come on, Len.
00:22:58This happens every time.
00:22:59Come on, sit.
00:23:00No.
00:23:01Sit down and relax.
00:23:02I won't be playing the film.
00:23:03You know what?
00:23:04Let's get that, that's very heavy.
00:23:05Put that on the counter.
00:23:06Give me the canister back.
00:23:07Quick, quick.
00:23:08I won't do it.
00:23:09It's fine.
00:23:10I won't do it.
00:23:11Oh.
00:23:21Oh, my God.
00:23:26Len?
00:23:32Len?
00:23:36Len?
00:23:40Don't play the movie.
00:23:50Don't play the movie.
00:23:54It's okay, Len.
00:23:56Call 911.
00:23:57Call 911.
00:24:02Everybody, stay back.
00:24:03Stay back.
00:24:04No.
00:24:05No.
00:24:06No.
00:24:07The master of the flesh walker has fallen.
00:24:09The master has fallen.
00:24:10Dean, you gotta get yourself home.
00:24:12Mom's got dinner on the table, so you go home.
00:24:14Get.
00:24:15Prank, dim, same thing.
00:24:17You guys get out of here.
00:24:18He's gonna rise again.
00:24:19He's gonna rise again.
00:24:20He's gonna rise again.
00:24:21I want him.
00:24:24I want him.
00:24:27Carver, no.
00:24:33Is that dear old Mr. Patterson on the stretcher?
00:24:37Uh, no.
00:24:38It's just some random guy.
00:24:41Um, enjoy Mr. Really Right Too, Miss Boner.
00:24:46Boner, right.
00:24:47Mm-hmm.
00:24:49You need to make an arrest.
00:24:51We're dealing with a real crisis here.
00:24:53You need to get gone, boy, or you want a repeat of what happened last week?
00:24:57No, Carver, we're gonna save you.
00:24:59We're gonna save you.
00:25:00Carver!
00:25:01Carver!
00:25:02Carver!
00:25:03Carver!
00:25:04Okay, hide that.
00:25:08I'm gonna tell Mr. Carver that he, uh, suffered a stroke, a, uh, stroke of genius.
00:25:14He'll believe me if I tell him when he's still woozy.
00:25:19If you need me, I'll be at the hospital.
00:25:22How many do we have in the theater tonight?
00:25:26Um, one?
00:25:28One hundred?
00:25:30No, one.
00:25:35Mrs. Bonner?
00:25:36Yeah, Miss, Miss Bonner, yeah.
00:25:38Look, I don't think we should see each other anymore.
00:25:44I know you've been cheating on me.
00:25:47You know about Frank?
00:25:51Frank?
00:25:53I thought you were with Mark.
00:25:55Aw.
00:25:56All right.
00:25:57All right, I'll come clean.
00:25:59Yeah?
00:26:00I'm pregnant.
00:26:05With both their children.
00:26:08No.
00:26:09What?
00:26:10No!
00:26:11No!
00:26:12No!
00:26:13Please, no!
00:26:14Let me go!
00:26:15Oh, God!
00:26:16Oh, God!
00:26:47Oh, God!
00:26:48Oh, God!
00:26:49Oh, God!
00:26:50Oh, God!
00:26:51Oh, God!
00:26:52Oh, God!
00:26:53Oh, God!
00:26:54Oh, God!
00:26:55Oh, God!
00:26:56Oh, God!
00:26:57Oh, God!
00:26:58Oh, God!
00:26:59Oh, God!
00:27:00Oh, God!
00:27:01Oh, God!
00:27:02Oh, God!
00:27:03Oh, God!
00:27:04Oh, God!
00:27:05Oh, God!
00:27:06Oh, God!
00:27:07Oh, God!
00:27:08Oh, God!
00:27:09Oh, God!
00:27:10Oh, God!
00:27:11Oh, God!
00:27:12Oh, God!
00:27:13Oh, God!
00:27:14Oh, God!
00:27:15Oh, God!
00:27:16Oh, God!
00:27:17Oh, God!
00:27:23Amy, stop!
00:27:25Stop?
00:27:26Where do you think you're going?
00:27:27He can't go in there.
00:27:28Mike's in there.
00:27:29The executioner.
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31P.E.
00:27:32Amy.
00:27:33Amy, Mike Brock Street murdered Len Carver tonight.
00:27:34Don't go in there!
00:27:35He can't be trusted!
00:27:36Amy!
00:27:37Come on!
00:27:38Come on!
00:27:39Let me see it!
00:27:40Let me see it!
00:27:41Oh, oh my God!
00:27:42My God, they don't make them like that anymore.
00:27:46Mike, you need to tell Mr. Landreau
00:27:50that it is movies like that that Carver filth
00:27:55that keeps me from coming to his theater.
00:27:57I think we're the only two in this town that feel that way.
00:28:00You're right, Mr. Broadstreet.
00:28:03We're the last two sane people in Carverville.
00:28:08I'll see you in detention.
00:28:12Uh, thank you. I won't forget.
00:28:15Have a good night.
00:28:25Uh, give me your phone. I'll take a picture.
00:28:37Cool. Okay, so when do we watch it?
00:28:41Uh, tomorrow.
00:28:43Dude, what are you doing to me?
00:28:45I'm not kidding. I'm dead if I show that stupid thing.
00:28:48So you're telling me that I dragged my butt
00:28:52all the way down here to take a picture with a movie canister?
00:28:57Uh, yeah.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:04Hey, where are you going?
00:29:06Oh, you know, I have to get ready for Chad's party.
00:29:09A lot of football seniors are going to be there,
00:29:11and maybe I'll even make out with Chad.
00:29:15Night is young and so much, so...
00:29:18Fine! Fine.
00:29:21I'll thread the movie.
00:29:29It's the middle of the weekend
00:29:32Hanging with my best friend
00:29:34All on a Saturday night
00:29:37The band has gone electric
00:29:39The dancers are eclectic
00:29:41Everything feels all right
00:29:44Singing along to our favourite songs
00:29:47Swaying to the beat
00:29:51Laughing and joking about the good old days
00:29:54All I keep thinking is a lucky me
00:29:57Thanks.
00:29:59Okay, uh, do you need anything else?
00:30:03No.
00:30:05Start the movie!
00:30:07All right.
00:30:27No. Frickin. Way.
00:30:31But, Amy, I didn't...
00:30:33Dude, shut up.
00:30:36This must be, like, an alternate cut or something.
00:30:40This is history, dude.
00:30:48What is this?
00:30:50Are you sure you're playing the right film?
00:30:53Uh, yeah?
00:30:55I mean, I think so.
00:30:58Are you sure this isn't just part of the movie?
00:31:01I've never seen a Carver film start with just a blank screen.
00:31:12Mike, go up there and see what the problem is.
00:31:14This is not the right movie.
00:31:16It can't be. It's the only movie Carver gave us.
00:31:25Do you hear that?
00:31:27Yeah, it sounds like an earthquake or something.
00:31:30Amy!
00:31:54Amy! You have to do the film again!
00:31:58Mike, what did you do?
00:32:10Remember, safety third.
00:32:12I'm just kidding. It's always first. Good night.
00:32:16Hey, Marge, you there? Over.
00:32:18I'm always here, Jenkins. Over.
00:32:21Hey, listen, you got any word on how Len Carver's doing at the hospital? Over.
00:32:25Channel CVRRP has live coverage, but you know how things go.
00:32:29You never get the truth from these guys.
00:32:32You know, listen, Marge, you know what?
00:32:34I'm gonna swing by that theater and see what my stupid son's up to.
00:32:37Jenkins, out.
00:32:51Marge, did you see that?
00:32:55Marge, did you see a bright white light?
00:33:00Marjorie?
00:33:03What the hell is going on in this town?
00:33:06What the hell is going on in this town?!
00:33:18Mr. Langer's gonna kill me!
00:33:20Oh, man, what was that?
00:33:22What is wrong with this projector?
00:33:24Carver's gonna kill you. Landreau's gonna kill you.
00:33:27The whole town is gonna kill you.
00:33:29You know you got me into this, right? You're part to blame, too.
00:33:32You invited me here. I didn't invite myself, Mike.
00:33:35You know, Amy, maybe you should have gone to Chad's stupid party.
00:33:40Jeez.
00:33:45I can't believe Carver would stoop to making experimental films.
00:33:48Is this the movie? The whole screen is white. There's nothing there.
00:33:52I really love the acting.
00:33:55Oh, it must be the new 3-D hardware Landreau just installed.
00:33:59And you just blew up! Yay! Jackass.
00:34:03Oh, that's why Carver had to load the film himself. It was 3-D.
00:34:07I'm going outside to make sure the rest of the building is okay.
00:34:10But you need glasses for 3-D. How do you explain that explosion?
00:34:15Hey, my phone doesn't have service. What about yours?
00:34:22Same.
00:34:24Wow. The night that Mikey plunged Carverville back into the Stone Age
00:34:29and gets put in jail for life.
00:34:31Can I double-ride you?
00:34:33On that bike? I don't think so.
00:34:36You are so f'ed.
00:34:41Damn!
00:34:55Zombies?
00:34:57Zombies?
00:34:59Zombies?
00:35:01Zombies?
00:35:03Zombies?
00:35:05Zombie apocalypse.
00:35:07Or everybody just went home.
00:35:09Nope. It's a zombie apocalypse.
00:35:11Wait. I think I see somebody.
00:35:15Look.
00:35:16Is that Miss Bonnard?
00:35:22God, let's find someone else, please.
00:35:24No, no, no. She can help us.
00:35:26Hey! Hi, Miss Bonnard!
00:35:28Boneyard!
00:35:29Bonnard! Loving the zombie makeup.
00:35:32Amy, um...
00:35:34How'd you put that makeup on so quickly?
00:35:36Okay, so, Mike here decided to screw this whole thing up.
00:35:39What? It's your fault just as it is mine.
00:35:42We're really sorry. The projector in the theater kind of...
00:35:45exploded. Kind of...
00:35:47Blew all the power end.
00:35:49We wrecked a 3-D tech rig I didn't know was there.
00:35:56Cells are down.
00:36:03Way to go, Mike. You made her catatonic.
00:36:11No. There's something wrong with her.
00:36:14You mean there's something wrong with it?
00:36:16Amy, what are you saying?
00:36:18That she's a zombie from a Carver movie?
00:36:21She's just calling 911 or something.
00:36:23Our phones don't work, remember?
00:36:26Oh, look! It's Dean!
00:36:28I knew it!
00:36:30It's the night before Halloween, and this is all a joke.
00:36:33Maybe they can help us with, uh,
00:36:35Mrs. Boneyard, Bonnard, close enough.
00:36:38Hey, Dean!
00:36:40I don't think that they want to help anyone.
00:36:42Amy, for the last time, zombies rise from the dead, okay?
00:36:47Dean and Mrs. Bonnard are not dead.
00:36:49Yes, they are.
00:36:52Dispatch, are you there?
00:36:54Marge, why won't you answer?
00:36:56What's going on? I hope you're just in the restroom.
00:36:59I don't care if it's a joke, Mike.
00:37:01We probably shouldn't get closer to them.
00:37:03All right, Dean. Very funny.
00:37:06Joke's over now.
00:37:08Ha-ha-ha!
00:37:10Marge!
00:37:12This town is going crazy.
00:37:14Oh, thank God.
00:37:17Oh, thank God.
00:37:21Officer Jenkins!
00:37:23Amy, Mike, have you seen my kid?
00:37:25A lot of crazy stuff going on in this town tonight.
00:37:28Yeah. God.
00:37:31Dean, what are you doing out?
00:37:33You should have been home an hour ago.
00:37:35Your mom is going to be very upset with you.
00:37:47Holy hell!
00:37:50Not really.
00:37:52Ah!
00:37:57Got through, Bonnard!
00:38:10A variant!
00:38:12No! No, I'm sorry. I promise I won't play the movie.
00:38:16I...
00:38:27Are you two guys are zombies?
00:38:37What that means?
00:38:40Oh.
00:38:42Alondra! Oh, God.
00:38:46Oh, God, not you, too. Oh, God.
00:38:53Then, wait.
00:38:55Who played the movie?
00:38:57Can you drive?
00:39:10Mike, they're zombies.
00:39:12Like, real zombies.
00:39:14No, no, no. Impossible.
00:39:16That's totally impossible.
00:39:18Maybe the whole town's infected.
00:39:20Damn it. Still no reception.
00:39:22Yeah, me neither.
00:39:28Andy's bike shop. He's got a landline.
00:39:40Hurry up.
00:39:45Okay, this is way harder than it looks.
00:39:47Try calling 9-1-1 first.
00:40:01Oh, God.
00:40:03Oh, God.
00:40:05Oh, God.
00:40:09It's busy. I'm gonna call my mom.
00:40:11Do you know my phone number?
00:40:13You don't know your own phone number?
00:40:15No, why would I?
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:40Mom, please. Please answer.
00:40:43Her shift ended an hour ago, so she should be home.
00:40:48Mom, is that you?
00:40:50Andy.
00:40:53Mom, thank God.
00:40:55Okay, we are in serious trouble.
00:40:57You need to come to Andy's bike shop, like, right now.
00:40:59But be careful. Don't stop for anyone.
00:41:02Come home.
00:41:06Bring friend.
00:41:11I think my mom's a zombie.
00:41:13Don't be ridiculous.
00:41:15Andy.
00:41:18Bring friend.
00:41:28You're right. She's dead.
00:41:30Alive, not dead. There's a difference.
00:41:34Is there?
00:41:51Hey. That's stealing.
00:41:54I mean, who cares? It doesn't even matter.
00:41:57Everyone's a zombie. Probably the whole town.
00:42:00My mom, my dad, my brother, maybe even my dog.
00:42:04It's over, Mike.
00:42:06We don't know that.
00:42:08We can try and figure out what's going on, okay?
00:42:11I'm sure there's a reasonable and practical explanation
00:42:15for all of this.
00:42:21Oh.
00:42:23This XP-11 is sweet.
00:42:26Well, take it.
00:42:28I'm not stealing anything.
00:42:30We are the last people on Earth, Mike.
00:42:33No rules, no laws, no parents, no teachers.
00:42:37What was that explosion that came out of Carver's movie?
00:42:45I should have never played that movie for you.
00:42:48Hey, Mike.
00:42:51Before we turn into one of them,
00:42:53I just wanted to say that
00:42:55I think it's both of our faults for everything that's happened.
00:42:58So don't put it all on yourself.
00:43:01And I know how hard it was for you to play that zombie movie.
00:43:05And I get it, but it was really sweet.
00:43:08I'm not that afraid of zombie movies, okay?
00:43:11Oh, be real.
00:43:13Shut up.
00:43:14You're really gonna have to tell me what happened to you as a kid?
00:43:16Because this situation does not accept wusses.
00:43:19I don't have to tell you anything.
00:43:20You have to get over your fear of zombies.
00:43:22It's just us and them now.
00:43:24And since I'm the queen of Carver movies
00:43:27and you're just a wuss engineer,
00:43:29I think that I should take charge.
00:43:32Disagree.
00:43:33Perfect. So you can take dictation.
00:43:37Yeah? Okay.
00:43:40Let's break it down.
00:43:44Why don't they eat flesh or brains or whatever?
00:43:51Well, you know Dean's dad, the cop.
00:43:54That was a soul suck.
00:43:58You think my mom is okay?
00:44:05Then we go to the edge of town and get some help.
00:44:08Yeah, makes sense.
00:44:10I need the washroom.
00:44:12And you didn't let me use it this morning.
00:44:15And grab anything we need.
00:44:18Here's some money so you can pay for it.
00:44:20Are you for real?
00:44:21Yes.
00:44:23I'll be right back.
00:44:50Amy! Get over here!
00:44:53It's Andy! Grab something and hit him on the head!
00:44:56Anything!
00:44:57But it's Andy! I can't hurt him!
00:44:59Forget him! Help me!
00:45:03Hurry up!
00:45:14Huh?
00:45:28I can't believe you made me tie him up myself.
00:45:31I'm not getting anywhere near him, okay?
00:45:39Oh my god! What is he doing?
00:45:42He's calling to them!
00:45:44He's at the back door! Run!
00:45:59There's your skull. We're getting closer to the edge of town. Come on.
00:46:03Mike, you're going the wrong way, you idiot!
00:46:05I just need to take that pee. I've been holding it forever.
00:46:08God, why can't you just pee outside?
00:46:10I'm pissing outside, okay?
00:46:22Oh, finally.
00:46:38Wait!
00:47:07We're trapped!
00:47:09Library!
00:47:19Mike, we have to switch the plan.
00:47:22What?
00:47:28I mean, we can't leave town. We have to stay.
00:47:31You've got to be kidding me, right?
00:47:34Carver. He's the one who made all these movies, so he has to know what to do.
00:47:39You're nuts.
00:47:40I mean, it all makes sense.
00:47:42Carver always hired nobodies for all of his films.
00:47:45Be actors that nobody's heard or seen from since.
00:47:49Mike, don't get chicken on me.
00:47:51Listen, Carver's in the hospital, okay?
00:47:54So we'll never be able to get to him.
00:47:56You're afraid. Just admit it.
00:47:58No, I'm not.
00:48:00Just admit it.
00:48:09You want the truth?
00:48:10For God's sakes, yes. I've been waiting to hear this for years.
00:48:16I saw a zombie corpse ago when I was six, okay?
00:48:21I didn't see that until I was 11.
00:48:23And it scarred me for months.
00:48:29One night, my babysitter brought the DVD over.
00:48:34She and her boyfriend were watching it, and I heard it playing through my room.
00:48:40So I snuck downstairs to see what they were watching.
00:48:44And your babysitter didn't turn it off?
00:48:46The babysitter didn't know I was there.
00:48:49She was too busy making out with her boyfriend or whatever.
00:48:53And he didn't leave the room?
00:48:57I just hadn't seen that type of movie before, you know?
00:49:04I was just so shocked.
00:49:08I couldn't close my eyes or run away.
00:49:14I just sat there, hiding behind the couch, watching.
00:49:28See, this is why I didn't want to tell you. You're evil.
00:49:31No, I'm not laughing about that. I'm laughing about the fact that you can't piss outside.
00:49:42I never told anybody that. Like, nobody.
00:49:46But I should have told you about it years ago.
00:49:50I don't know why you never told me.
00:49:53You should have trusted me, Mikey.
00:50:06I should have.
00:50:24Boneyard again?
00:50:26She really gets around, doesn't she?
00:50:32Detention.
00:50:53Detention.
00:51:23Detention.
00:51:25Detention.
00:51:51Detention.
00:51:55Detention.
00:52:00Damn.
00:52:02Her and I are the only ones in this town that don't like Carver movies.
00:52:05Look, you need to make up your mind. Are you coming with me to Carver's or not?
00:52:09I told you. Carver's in the hospital.
00:52:12Perfect. So we break into his house and find clues.
00:52:15I am not running, Mike. Not if I can save my mom and dad in this whole town.
00:52:25This eye was on the film canister.
00:52:30So?
00:52:35It was the only thing that protected us from that white light.
00:52:56Carver's Night at the Mausoleum
00:53:01Uh, that's a stop sign. You might want to...
00:53:06Richard, drive the damn thing in a straight line, will you?
00:53:10You know, if all of you hadn't pushed me for another movie, none of this would have ever happened.
00:53:15Red light, red light!
00:53:17Forget it. We're in an ambulance.
00:53:20Run!
00:53:23It's just like Carver's Night at the Mausoleum.
00:53:25Mesmerian needs to find a film canister so he stops the dead from rising from the grave.
00:53:28In this movie, right? Are there two teenagers in it?
00:53:31One named Amy and the other one Mike?
00:53:34No.
00:53:35Then we are not in a movie!
00:53:39Now let's get those stone cans. They can protect us from the zombies.
00:53:51Carver's Night at the Mausoleum
00:54:00Great. We missed the best part of the movie.
00:54:05Look. I think the film cans are where we left them. At the end of the row.
00:54:10Okay, uh, how do we do this?
00:54:14Follow me.
00:54:20Follow me.
00:54:50Follow me.
00:55:11Amy, run!
00:55:15Ha! Suckers!
00:55:21Please, please, please. I hope the keys are still in there.
00:55:24I just got my driver's license. I can drive.
00:55:28Hold on tight, baby. This is gonna be one hell of a ride.
00:55:31Seriously?
00:55:38Okay, so you can't drive.
00:55:40I can do this.
00:55:41Get out, let me drive.
00:55:43Fine.
00:55:45Oh my god!
00:55:48What are you doing?
00:55:50Get away from it!
00:55:51It's in the same damn car as us! Stop!
00:56:01Let's go to the bike shop.
00:56:02What? You have to pee again?
00:56:18Look at them. Mindlessly drawn to the screen in that theater.
00:56:23Madness!
00:56:25Madness.
00:56:29Madness.
00:56:33Crazy.
00:56:35Yes, it is, Landro.
00:56:37Look at you people. You're all zombies.
00:56:41You hear me, zombies? Each and every one of you.
00:56:45Drive me to the mausoleum.
00:56:55I thought you said we shouldn't steal.
00:56:57If we get to Carver's and figure out how to turn everyone back to normal,
00:57:01then I think that's payment enough for one of these overpriced bikes.
00:57:15Watch out!
00:57:17Wait, wait!
00:57:45Ah! Ah!
00:58:01How are we going to sneak into this creep's house?
00:58:05Mike, seriously, I know you don't like his movies, but you don't have to be so negative.
00:58:10I'm not being negative.
00:58:12Between Carver and Chad, I'm starting to think that you're the problem.
00:58:15Me?
00:58:17Me. This whole town is the one with the problem.
00:58:21Well, I found a rock, so I'll get us in there.
00:58:25I mean, you're all so obsessed with these dumb movies, and look where we are now.
00:58:29A zombie-obsessed town turned into literal zombies.
00:58:34No!
00:58:38Andrew, not you, too.
00:59:04Show them in, Richard.
00:59:19Um...
00:59:21Sir?
00:59:23I work at L'Angelo's Theater.
00:59:25We met earlier.
00:59:27You're the one who told me about this place.
00:59:30Sir, we met earlier.
00:59:33Yes, I know who you are.
00:59:35And I also just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan.
00:59:38Um, that's the Night of the Mausoleum, isn't it?
00:59:40So, you're a fan.
00:59:42Yes, very much so.
00:59:46Then you're a zombie.
00:59:50Uh, no, I'm not.
00:59:53Look at me.
00:59:56Mr. Carver, you're the only one who can help us.
01:00:01I mean, we figured you'd be the guy to come to.
01:00:05Please help us, Mr. Carver.
01:00:08Have a seat.
01:00:10Make yourselves comfortable.
01:00:14I've got quite a story to tell you.
01:00:25Um...
01:00:30It all began in 1974
01:00:33when I met a man,
01:00:35a wealthy collector of artifacts,
01:00:40who came into possession of some lost film reels,
01:00:44untouched,
01:00:46created by Thomas Edison himself.
01:00:49That's crazy.
01:00:51That's what I said.
01:00:53Edison hid them away.
01:00:55He knew they were magical.
01:00:59Miss Marion believed that they were imbued with mystical elements
01:01:02found only in an old Egyptian burial chamber.
01:01:07I was a young filmmaker at the time,
01:01:09and he hired me to examine the reels,
01:01:11to study and record their power.
01:01:15And their power was all-encompassing.
01:01:19A cinematic alternate reality.
01:01:23Conjured up by ancient alchemists for purposes unknown.
01:01:28But...
01:01:30there's nothing on those reels in the theater.
01:01:33It's just white.
01:01:34Well, yes, you see?
01:01:36You don't actually have to photograph anyone.
01:01:39You just roll the film, and it turns the actors into the living dead.
01:01:44And then, when you're finished rolling the film,
01:01:46you put it back in the canisters,
01:01:48and it immortalizes their souls.
01:01:51On film.
01:01:53Forever.
01:01:55Miss Marion tried to stop me,
01:01:57but I used the power of the film to trap him inside Night of the Mausoleum.
01:02:01The film that's playing in the theater now
01:02:03has the power to suck the souls out of everyone in its vicinity.
01:02:06That's why I need the canisters.
01:02:09To stop this zombie pandemic.
01:02:12To trap them in the film.
01:02:14So...
01:02:16the movies, the zombies that I grew up watching,
01:02:19they were real?
01:02:22And...
01:02:23you didn't direct them.
01:02:25No, I didn't have to.
01:02:27The film turned everyone I hired into the living dead.
01:02:30When Night of the Mausoleum came out, it was a big hit.
01:02:34Not a critical hit, but a money hit.
01:02:37And that's the name of the game, isn't it?
01:02:40Get a money hit.
01:02:44I made that film, and another,
01:02:46and another, and another, and...
01:02:49became so famous that they renamed this town after me.
01:02:55Why did you stop?
01:03:00The memories.
01:03:03The memories of those tortured souls haunted me.
01:03:07Their anguished cries lived on in the voices and eyes of the people in this town.
01:03:12The followers, the devotees, the aficionados.
01:03:15This bloody, damned town.
01:03:18Obsessed.
01:03:19Never leaving me alone, demanding interviews.
01:03:22I couldn't get away from it.
01:03:23Do you know what it does to...
01:03:25to have committed the greatest of sins and then be rewarded for it?
01:03:28What that would do to a...
01:03:30a director, a...
01:03:31a person?
01:03:34So...
01:03:36you wanted to turn the town into zombies?
01:03:39Yes.
01:03:40I did.
01:03:43But then the guilt stopped me, and...
01:03:46I couldn't play the film.
01:03:53But...
01:03:55you did.
01:03:57You did play it.
01:03:59And now, we have a chance.
01:04:01If you give me the canisters back, we can...
01:04:03maybe...
01:04:04we can't save this town, but...
01:04:06we can try to save the world.
01:04:08So...
01:04:09we can stop them from spreading.
01:04:11But we can't undo what's already been done?
01:04:14To my mom and dad?
01:04:16Unfortunately, I don't have that answer.
01:04:21A mesmerian had all the knowledge there,
01:04:24and I trapped him before I could learn the dark secrets.
01:04:29If he were here, he'd know what to do.
01:04:31But we can try.
01:04:33We can try.
01:04:35We may be able to...
01:04:37we may be able to...
01:04:38to reverse it.
01:04:42Zombies may want my soul,
01:04:45but at least none of them beat me up in the school bathroom.
01:04:48What?
01:04:49Chad?
01:04:50Really, Mike? Just give him the can.
01:04:52Having a little lover's quarrel at a time like this?
01:04:55Mike!
01:04:56Just give Carver the film canister.
01:05:00We're trying to save the people we love, right?
01:05:03I never loved this town.
01:05:06I always hated it.
01:05:07Mike!
01:05:08You're right, Carver.
01:05:10Maybe this is what they deserve.
01:05:12Give me the canister.
01:05:15Screw you and this town!
01:05:19Landro, get your damned employee!
01:05:26I'm out of here.
01:05:31Get him!
01:05:35Now we don't have the other half of the canister to stop the film.
01:05:38Don't you have any others from your previous films?
01:05:40I do, but they're all at the mausoleum in the cemetery,
01:05:42and some politician locked it up.
01:05:44All of your films are at the mausoleum?
01:05:46Yeah.
01:05:47The mayor locked that place up after a ton of teens tried to break in.
01:05:50But I think I know a way in.
01:05:52Chad!
01:05:53Chad from your teenage lover's quarrel?
01:05:56Chad?
01:05:57Chad's dad is the mayor.
01:05:59He'll have the key.
01:06:00He has every key in town.
01:06:02But...
01:06:03But what?
01:06:04There's a huge party going on.
01:06:05So?
01:06:06So it'll be swarmed with zombies.
01:06:09Believe me, I know how to handle zombies.
01:06:11We're taking the ambulance.
01:06:12You guys stay here.
01:06:14And I'll drive this time because you guys don't know how.
01:06:27Drink?
01:06:28Sure.
01:06:34Thanks.
01:07:05Dirty...
01:07:08Laundry...
01:07:34Mom...
01:08:04Mom...
01:08:13Mom...
01:08:16I didn't mean to do this.
01:08:18I won't play the movie because I want Amy to be happy.
01:08:22So she'd hang out with me instead of Chad.
01:08:28I'm so sorry, Mom.
01:08:31I'm so sorry.
01:08:34This town is your home. It's your home.
01:08:38You just need to figure out what it is that you love about it.
01:08:57I love you, Mom.
01:08:59I know what I need to do now.
01:09:01I know what it is that I love about this town.
01:09:23Poor Mike.
01:09:24What about him?
01:09:27Nothing.
01:09:28Listen, there are going to be a lot of zombies in there.
01:09:31I mean, a lot.
01:09:33Chad is super popular and this is the biggest party of the year.
01:09:37All right.
01:09:39Let me just keep this can close to you.
01:09:42The Eye of Ra is the only thing that will prevent those bumbling, stumbling zombies from sucking out your soul.
01:09:47Well, what about you?
01:09:49Don't worry. I'll be all right.
01:09:51Okay, well, I'm not joking when I say there's a lot of zombies in there.
01:09:58Oh, yeah.
01:10:06Super popular.
01:10:08Doesn't look like this guy Chad has many friends.
01:10:12Looks like it.
01:10:14He invited his little sister, his little brother, his aunt and her math teacher, Miss Simpson?
01:10:20Just don't let your guard down when we're looking for those keys.
01:10:24But they'll know.
01:10:25I can't do this.
01:10:27I'll direct you.
01:10:48Let's split up. Find those keys.
01:10:54Lock on, sister!
01:10:57Let's go.
01:11:07Chad, not you, too.
01:11:16Chad, it's okay. It's just me.
01:11:19You don't have to be afraid. I put it away.
01:11:22Listen, I really need the keys to the mausoleum.
01:11:24Do you know where your dad might have put them?
01:11:28Uh, Chad, listen.
01:11:30You're a really cool guy and all, but, um, you're not exactly my type.
01:11:34So, um, about those keys.
01:11:38Oh, uh, yeah, you guys are definitely made for each other.
01:11:44Ah!
01:11:56Harper?
01:11:58Where are you?
01:11:59Harper, where are you?
01:12:02Harper!
01:12:03I need help!
01:12:11Harper!
01:12:12I have the key!
01:12:13Okay, great, but I still need help!
01:12:15I'm gonna go and figure out how to stop all this and then you'll go back to normal.
01:12:19You'll be fine.
01:12:20Wait, what?
01:12:21Wait, you're gonna let me turn into one of them?
01:12:24It won't be for long. I'll figure it out.
01:12:26You're ditching me?
01:12:28I promise I'll be back. You're my fangirl.
01:12:30You're my fangirl.
01:12:41I'll never watch another zombie movie again! I promise!
01:12:46Mike! What are you doing here? I thought you left town!
01:12:49Get behind me!
01:12:53Sorry, Chad.
01:12:55Just a little payback.
01:12:57You'll be fine.
01:13:00Come on!
01:13:17Are you okay?
01:13:19Lost the canister, Mike.
01:13:22Don't worry about it.
01:13:24It's fine.
01:13:25Hey.
01:13:28Why wasn't Carver with you?
01:13:30He left me.
01:13:32Where'd he go?
01:13:33To the mausoleum.
01:13:55Come on.
01:14:11Is this the mausoleum?
01:14:12Yeah, this is it.
01:14:14Okay, just give me a second.
01:14:20Hey, Mikey!
01:14:22Huh?
01:14:23It's open!
01:14:25And I think Carver's been here too.
01:14:28Okay.
01:14:47Oh.
01:14:48Oh.
01:14:51Carver?
01:14:53My movies.
01:14:55He wants me to do the impossible.
01:14:57What are you talking about? What's going on?
01:14:59My films are in that tomb.
01:15:02All of them?
01:15:04He wants me to destroy them. I won't do it.
01:15:08Who's telling you that?
01:15:09Ms. Marion.
01:15:11He's in the mirror.
01:15:19Ms. Marion!
01:15:20No!
01:15:22No!
01:15:23I told you I refuse!
01:15:25Go away!
01:15:26They must be destroyed.
01:15:28It's the only way to stop this cinematic reality loop that we've created.
01:15:33But these are my films.
01:15:35This is my legacy.
01:15:37When?
01:15:38Yes, boss.
01:15:39Your films must be burned.
01:15:40You have to destroy them all.
01:15:42It's the only way to free all of the souls you've trapped for decades.
01:15:46Burn my films?
01:15:49My old friend, you can save the town and free all of us to resume our lives from the era in which we were trapped.
01:15:57Oh, man.
01:16:05I did that to them.
01:16:07I did that to them.
01:16:13All right.
01:16:15All right, I'll do it.
01:16:18I'll end this punishing regret.
01:16:22For your soul.
01:16:25For your soul, Lance.
01:16:27For the fans.
01:16:29For our town.
01:16:37Let's get this lid off.
01:16:44All right, go to the theater.
01:16:45Stop the projector. That's the last film.
01:16:47I'll take care of these.
01:16:50Wow.
01:16:52Do you think I could take one of these as a souvenir, maybe?
01:16:55Amy, no.
01:16:58Can you kids drive?
01:17:00I may not have my full license yet, but I can drive better than you.
01:17:04Take the ambulance. Go, go, go!
01:17:15Go, go, go!
01:17:16Go, go, go!
01:17:43You can't stop the projector, remember?
01:17:46Yeah, but we can pull the film right off.
01:17:48Okay, well, do it.
01:18:16Oh, my God!
01:18:34Quick, the gasoline!
01:18:45Go, go, go!
01:18:56Mike, they're on to us.
01:18:59Amy, I want you to know
01:19:04that no matter what happens after we do this,
01:19:07that I love you.
01:19:12And I always have.
01:19:15I've been waiting for you to say that.
01:19:34We're doing the right thing.
01:19:37We have to set things straight.
01:19:45Go, go, go!
01:19:53See you on the other side, Mike.
01:19:55Ghostbusters?
01:19:56I thought you said you didn't like horror movies.
01:20:03Actually, it's a comedy.
01:20:15Ghostbusters
01:20:25This town is your home.
01:20:26You just need to figure out what it is that you love about it.
01:20:34I know how hard it was for you to play that zombie movie.
01:20:37And I get it.
01:20:39But it was really sweet.
01:20:42Zombie movies?
01:20:43You might just see something that you love in your life.
01:21:14What the hell's going on?
01:21:21What are we doing here?
01:21:25Oh, my God, ew!
01:21:31Hey.
01:21:36I invited you to my party, right?
01:21:39Was I having a party?
01:21:40It's okay, Chad. The party really wouldn't have been that great anyway.
01:21:43So, uh, me and Mike are gonna go hang out.
01:21:46What?
01:21:47What, is he like your boyfriend or something?
01:21:50Yeah. He is.
01:21:54Simp.
01:22:10Whoa.
01:22:19What's going on? What is this?
01:22:21Why am I tied up?
01:22:23It's not Friday.
01:22:24Somebody help me!
01:22:26Help me!
01:22:27Help!
01:22:40Help!
01:23:00You know, Mike,
01:23:02I'm really not that sad that we won't be seeing any more horror movies from Barber.
01:23:08He did the right thing.
01:23:10So did we.
01:23:13You know, Amy,
01:23:15that wasn't a bad little movie.
01:23:41I'm sorry.
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01:25:38Well, that certainly gave me goosebumps.
01:25:42Right?
01:25:43Get it, guys?
01:25:44Goosebumps.
01:25:45Really?
01:25:46That's the ending?
01:25:48Yes.
01:25:49That's the ending.
01:25:50We were really hoping to get—
01:25:52Yeah, right, more zombies.
01:25:53—more zombies.
01:25:54I think that's—
01:25:55More zombies.
01:25:58It's really nice, that Mike and Amy walk away, happy and everything, but—
01:26:01But, yeah.
01:26:02A few more zombies wouldn't hurt.
01:26:04Can we get more zombies?
01:26:05That's all I'm saying.
01:26:06You mean like right now?
01:26:08Sir, have you been listening to the conversation?
01:26:11Yeah, I've been listening.
01:26:13So you want more zombies?
01:26:15Give them what they want.
01:26:19More zombies.
01:26:23Yes, sir. Right away.
01:26:26Projector room, roll it!
01:26:36ZOMBIE GROWLS
01:27:06I love you till the day I die
01:27:09So don't die today, please don't die today
01:27:13Everything but you is an ugly lie
01:27:16That's not how you pray, that's not what you say
01:27:20If I'm here when you're gone, I'll fall apart
01:27:23Stop your crying now, stop your crying now
01:27:27What's the point of life without my heart?
01:27:31You're not dying now, you're surviving now
01:27:34Do you want to die together?
01:27:38Yes, I do, yes, I do
01:27:41Do you want to die together?
01:27:45Yes, I do, yes, I do
01:27:48Do you want to die together?
01:27:52Yes, I do, yes, I do
01:27:55Do you want to die together?
01:28:04ZOMBIE GROWLS
01:28:25ZOMBIE GROWLS
01:28:34ZOMBIE GROWLS
01:28:47I fear the night
01:28:51Don't want to be here
01:28:56There's a deadly threat and it's getting nearer
01:29:00ZOMBIE GROWLS
01:29:05I fear they're coming after me
01:29:09Looking for something good to eat
01:29:12There can be no doubt
01:29:18You're gonna need a zombie heart
01:29:25Out from the grave and upon you
01:29:29Keep yourself out of sight
01:29:32Or find your head on the head of you
01:29:35Yeah, I'll bite
01:29:46Oh my, this is turning into a zombie town
01:29:52Go zombie, go zombie, go zombie, go zombie, go zombie, go zombie
01:29:58Go zombie
01:30:00People gonna need a zombie hideout
01:30:08People gonna need a zombie hideout
01:30:11Oh no, it's a zombie town over here
01:30:17There can be no doubt
01:30:21There's a zombie hideout
01:30:24Oh, zombie hideout
01:30:26There's a zombie hideout
01:30:30There's a zombie hideout
01:30:32There's a zombie hideout
01:30:34There's a zombie hideout
01:30:36Go, go, go, go, go
01:30:38ZOMBIE GROWLS
01:30:40It's a picture wrap on Dan and a picture wrap on me
01:30:44CHEERING
01:30:46Thank you
01:30:48I've been around the round, round world, and if indeed the world is round
01:30:53I've been on the flyways, highways, byways, and trainways
01:30:57I've played the villain, I've played the fool, I've played the clown
01:31:02And I will always remember the great cast and crew of Zombie Town
01:31:07CHEERING
01:31:09Yes!
01:31:11Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:31:13How's that for me?
01:31:15LAUGHTER
01:31:21You've known my mind more than anyone
01:31:27When all else has passed, this will linger on
01:31:36You'll be somewhere in that place where I'll be going
01:31:51You will always be beside me without knowing
01:32:06Every moment you'll be with me
01:32:13Every moment you'll be with me