Para esta lista, estaremos viendo algunas de las metidas de pata, burradas, delirios o torpezas más divertidos y vergonzosos del actual mandatario de Venezuela.
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00:00Because in any case, if it produces onion, tomato, etc., parsley, I don't know, so many things, if you grow chicken, for example.
00:08LOL
00:10Hello and welcome to Guachmollo Español. I am Fernando and today we will see 30 of the worst jokes of Nicolás Maduro.
00:18It would be like someone said over there, a car, a car, a collective suicide.
00:24Number 30. Socialist cows.
00:28Much has been mentioned, the magical and unique bond of Maduro with animals.
00:34Well, if he has not spoken with a little bird, he has had special moments with butterflies and now also with cows.
00:42The smaller species that have shown in the process of growth and handling are very efficient.
00:49On this occasion he was at an exhibition and the workers brought him closer to some cows so that he could meet them.
00:56The sovereign, number one fan of the cattle, began to talk to them and ask for their support for his government.
01:04I want bus drivers and leaders, producers of the field, to be next deputies and constituent deputies.
01:12Are you going to accompany me? Are you going to support me in the constituent?
01:15Moments like this only once in life.
01:19Number 29. Applause, God given.
01:27Friends and rivals, after Chávez has inherited his position from Maduro and not God given.
01:34These two, by the opposites, gave us such a comic moment that we would have loved to see it in slow motion.
01:42While the dictator, elected president of Venezuela, boasts of his achievements in the equality of the country, his colleagues get up and explode in applause.
01:52For 40% of the candidates to be women is a historical achievement of many years, many years and efforts of struggle.
02:01All, of course, except the god-given grandfather.
02:04Then Maduro tells him.
02:06Applause, God given.
02:08And as we can see, he decides to sit down. No, he didn't applaud.
02:14Number 28. The telescope?
02:17We all know that microscopes are used to see particles and very, very small beings that are not perceptible at first glance to the human eye, right?
02:27Well, there are also telescopes, which are just the opposite of these devices.
02:33All made in Venezuela.
02:35It has a wooden component and to tune. Let's see what I see here.
02:41When did the Venezuelan president think they were going to be able to check his heart with a telescope?
02:48Check my heart with the telescope. What do you hear here?
02:54It's called Estetoscope, Maduro. Estetoscope.
03:00Do you make this instrument?
03:02Number 27. Maduro, expert in dogs.
03:07Apparently in Venezuela they have unique breeds of dogs, of which we know practically nothing.
03:14Look, even the dog came out to say hello. What a beautiful dog, look.
03:18For example, our not very dear friend Maduro was taking a tour of La Pastora, a very popular square that is located in the municipality of Libertador, when suddenly a strange animal catches his attention.
03:33A Siberian shepherd. We are going to look for the UNESCO to recognize us as the reconstructed Pastora.
03:39It is a pity that we could not see it, because we only have ideas of how it was and a lot of imagination.
03:47With my daughter, with my daughter.
03:50Number 26. There go the needles.
03:53When something is very difficult to find or to do, we generally say that it is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
04:02A needle is a sewing instrument of a few millimeters in diameter, so according to our calculations it would be practically impossible to find it in the middle of a haystack.
04:14The Minister Eber-Josué, who discovered the needle in the haystack.
04:21In the haystack, no. The needle in the haystack.
04:27The needle in the haystack. It can also be found in the haystack. A needle of honey.
04:33It is also a haystack, not a haystack.
04:37Number 25. The Cold War.
04:40Quick history lesson. The Cold War occurred after the Second World War between the United States and Russia.
04:48The United States defended capitalism as an economic system and sought a liberal democracy as a political system,
04:54while the Soviet Union defended communism as an economic system and popular democracy as a political system.
05:00It was a moment of great tension that could have unleashed a nuclear crisis, but managed to avoid it.
05:07We don't intend to be heretics, but it took us less than a minute to find on Wikipedia that this mess began in 1945.
05:19Uribe got stuck in the Cold War of 1715.
05:27The Cold War when, president?
05:29It was easier than finding a needle in a haystack.
05:33Who knows what little bird gave him that information, president? The Cold War was after the Second World War.
05:39Number 24. Cookies.
05:43We are not going to deceive you. We also think very often about these delicious cookies.
05:50You open it. You try it.
05:59You wet it.
06:01Although apparently there is someone much more fanatical about these desserts than us.
06:07And surely through this leisure here is the father and mother of our gold medalist.
06:14That's right, the president, elect, mature, who could not stop thinking about them not even when he congratulated the garrochista Olimpia Rovellis combed.
06:25I don't understand what's going on. The last fat man went crazy in 15 minutes.
06:29Number 23. Tecno.
06:31We understand that, like every good uncle who does not know about technology and surely calls them Nintendo to all video game consoles,
06:41Maduro is slightly disconnected from what modern life can offer us.
06:47Your TV.
06:49Upload more.
06:55No?
06:58Upload HS.
07:00On this occasion, the public shouts at the president different technologies, of which he can hear Blu-ray.
07:08Look how this says. Blu-ray. What does Blu-ray mean? Blue, right?
07:18We already know that he has not won a Spelling Bee, but the combination of his little English vocabulary with his ignorance in technology ...
07:28Blue route. Blue radio.
07:32Simply wonderful.
07:35Number 22. Automoriciones.
07:38There were people who proposed, of various currents of thought. I'm not going to say a name because I don't know if they bother.
07:46Our not so good friend Maduro was in a statement before parliament during his management report in 2014, when he came up with the phrase.
07:57It would be, as someone over there said, a collective car of the country's economy.
08:04Maybe we are not the most cult, but we understood that this type of action is carried out on oneself.
08:13It was also the prefix auto, or not?
08:16Number 21. Maduro against Elon Musk.
08:20Nobody is going to shut me up. I'm going to face the espionage of the technological empire.
08:27In one of the strangest media battles we have seen, Elon Musk frequently posted messages in X against Maduro, who obviously is not the best at accepting criticism from his government.
08:40Get out X for 10 days from Venezuela. I count on your support. Get out X. Get out Elon Musk. Get out. Get up. Get up Elon Musk. Get up.
08:55In a desperate attempt to declare war, he banned the social network in Venezuela for a few days.
09:02And then he made one of the worst montages we've ever seen of himself on a set talking to an inexistent audience.
09:11You don't need to be a specialist to see that Mr. Maduro was talking on a set and that crowd had been recorded at another time. But that's how things are.
09:24Number 20. Maduro against words.
09:28If there is something that characterizes many presidents of Latin America, it is the ease to get stuck with words.
09:35And Maduro is definitely the one who leads that list.
09:39The times when the president has been left out due to his poor speech management are countless.
09:46One of the most notable was when, in what already seems like a badly told joke, the Venezuelan president appears giving an interview centered on the fight against illiteracy.
09:57All the countries of the Alba are free territories of illiteracy.
10:06His interlocutors try to help him, but the joke is already recorded.
10:11One more for the list of the countless occasions when many Venezuelans have asked themselves how this guy got there.
10:20The more time passes, the more it will get worse.
10:26Number 19. Chicken farming.
10:34In one of his most popular appearances in the media, President Maduro talked about a reform in the production of Venezuela.
10:42As is to be expected in any reform, it is about changes in the way of producing food, but among them he released a new method never seen before in history.
10:52And it is very likely that it was not done before for a reason.
11:12Number 18. Christmas of Maduro.
11:14Nicolás Maduro seems to have a recurring confusion around Christmas.
11:19And this, not only because in recent years he has conveniently started the festivities months before.
11:27Years ago, during a march against imperialism in the United States, the Venezuelan president already showed that he was not very clear about the date of this festivity.
11:38But his confusion does not seem to end there, since he wanted to talk about a well-known enemy character of Christmas.
11:46And well, it seems that he saw the wrong movie.
12:12Number 17. What the country needs.
12:16In 2016, during a government event, the president greets a young woman, asks her about her classes and the career she plans to pursue.
12:25When she answers him, a veterinarian, he is happy to say that it is the career that the country needs.
12:32Wow, we did not know that loving side of the president's animals.
12:37What?
12:38For the production of meat in the country.
12:41Ah, it does not matter. It is that here, literally, it was not love for the pig, but for the chicharrón.
12:50Number 16. Diving.
12:52And when you thought that no one could fall lower, Maduro arrives to dive the Yankee imperialist fascist who wrote in a public service bus, SOS Venezuela.
13:05The international acronym for help, and before which Nicolás Crés refers to the second person singular.
13:12The mockery would not be expected, and it is inadmissible that someone who associates reality in such a confusing way could become president of the republic.
13:24I would tell you, fascist, you are not Venezuela. You are a gringo in your mind, in your evilness. You are not Venezuela.
13:34Number 15. The animals and their messages.
13:38Through the years, Nicolás Maduro has shown a particularly strange connection with certain animals.
13:48For example, who could forget that time where he claims to have seen and interacted with a little bird, and that in it he could feel the spirit of his late predecessor.
14:00The little bird saw me strange. He looked at me for a while, turned around and left. And I felt his spirit. I felt him there as if he were giving us a blessing.
14:10Likewise, on an occasion when a butterfly interrupted his speech when landing on him, the Venezuelan recognized that butterflies were always looking for him, saying that it was surely because they recognized him as a butterfly.
14:26Very typical of him, he could not miss the opportunity to ensure that it was the immortal spirit of Chávez.
14:34I don't know about you, but if I had an immortal spirit, I would surely not waste my time in being part of this kind of papers.
14:43Butterflies visit me. They must recognize me as a butterfly.
14:49Number 14. The cardinal points.
14:52During a broadcast of his weekly program, the Venezuelan president was talking about the support he had for his party at the national level.
15:00It is then, when we do not know if in an attempt to exaggerate the support he received, or in a lapse of those who give him often, he mentioned the five cardinal points.
15:12Quickly, laughter was heard from the public, and he asks, surprised, if they are not five while he counts with his fingers.
15:21The whole country from point to point, the five cardinal points, they are not five.
15:26This is how we realize that, indeed, it was one more of his so typical slips.
15:34Number 13. The bicycle marathon.
15:37In 2013, Maduro, several of his collaborators and supporters toured a large area of Caracas as part of a cycling tour for the fifth anniversary of the youth of the United Socialist Party of Venezuela.
15:51In the middle of the race, the manager decided that it was a good time to talk to the mayor, Jorge Rodríguez, who was going with him.
16:00It is then, when he gets distracted, releases the rudder and ends up falling to the ground, causing all the cyclists who came after him to fall as well.
16:11A moment of caricature, which fortunately did not cause any damage to any participant, only brought laughter to all of us who could see the video.
16:21I was talking to Jorge, and I let go of the wheel, and we all crashed.
16:29Number 12. Lapsus or confession.
16:33In Latin America, we usually say that the fish dies by its mouth, but if this was applied faithfully to Maduro ...
16:41Well, he would be accompanying Chávez a long time ago.
16:45Two specific occasions are the ones that come to mind.
16:49One in which he claimed that Chávez had lost, which we know, even if it was a Lapsus Linguae like the ones that this subject usually has.
16:58Well, Chávez, in the last election he lost, he fought with one hand.
17:04Or what many have wanted to take as a proof of electoral fraud.
17:09Another occasion was when, without realizing it, he admitted that it was the most campaigning to be stealing the state arches.
17:17Surely Nicolás does not know that old saying that says that after a thief, a buffoon.
17:24They are so victims of the capital, of the capitalists, who speculate and steal like us.
17:32Number 11. Reading live is not his thing.
17:36During his program in contact with Maduro, Maduro interacts with some cybernauts in real time.
17:43That, when one has a certain minimum level of mental speed, would not have to be a problem.
17:50However, we are talking about someone who has not shown precisely to be the most awake that we say.
17:57That is why we have as a result more than one occasion in which the leader has ended up reading by accident tweets or comments with insults towards him.
18:08The first times he took it by surprise and did not know how to respond.
18:13But for the second, he did not hesitate to respond, being faithful to his irreverent nature.
18:19Well, Moisés David tells me, Nicolás Maduro, suck it.
18:25You suck your change, did you hear?
18:31So that you suck it and ...
18:34Number 10. Greetings to the beyond.
18:37While touring the International Book Fair at the Teatro Teresa Carreño in Caracas, Maduro approached the Argentine stand.
18:45It is there where, talking to the manager of the stand, he took the opportunity to send a greeting to one of the writers.
18:53That is the partner.
18:55Jorge Abelardo Ramos.
18:56Jorge, give him a greeting on my behalf.
18:58He passed away.
18:59Oh my God.
19:0020 years, unfortunately.
19:01His surprise was great when he was told that the author had passed away 20 years ago.
19:08Well, maybe what happened is that Nicolás was seeing him incarnated in some butterfly or little bird, using his already known connection with the beyond.
19:20Number 9. Blow the candles in these times.
19:24In recent years, the world situation has brought with it different difficulties and adjustments to our social rites.
19:32Among them, turning off the birthday candles in a sanitary way.
19:36Usually, normal people have found solutions such as fanning the candles or taking them out of the cake to blow them freely.
19:46During his birthday celebration, Maduro apparently decided that these solutions were too complex for him.
19:53So he opted to blow the candles while keeping the mouth cover on.
19:58HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
20:07Yes, sir.
20:09This ridiculous image soon invaded the networks, generating mockery around all of Venezuela about the last mockery of its leader.
20:20Number 8. He works 35 hours a day.
20:24As we know, politicians have a tendency to make promises that they do not necessarily plan to fulfill.
20:31However, one would expect those promises to be believable, or at least within all possible.
20:38Well, as with Maduro you can never expect anything expected, in his speech he promised that his collaborators would work 35 hours a day to achieve their goals.
20:51Uff, imagine when someone reports how many hours he really has a day. He is going to die of surprise.
20:59With the commanders of all the components, with the bosses of the networks, this is an infinite work.
21:0735 hours a day.
21:09Number 7. Maduro against mathematics.
21:13If we talk about it, it is proven that Nicolás Maduro is not the most direct, but how is he doing in mathematics?
21:21Well, there is not much to say, except that for him, houses and families add up the same, and 12 million people, 80% of the Venezuelan population, which is around 32 million.
21:35Now that we know another of his great faculties, perhaps we understand the reason for the excessive inflation and the incomprehensible and even insulting measures to the human intellect.
21:59Number 6. The fish and the penises.
22:02Nicolás Maduro inherited from his predecessor, the late Hugo Chávez, the presidency of Venezuela and the messianic delirium.
22:10During one of his countless television appearances, he thought it convenient to make an allegory to the multiplication of the fish of Jesus and compare it to the performance of the Chavistas.
22:22So far nothing has happened, except that the dignified president was confused and multiplied the penises in addition to the breads.
22:31Something that is ridiculous, not only because of the confusion, but because of the excessive inflation.
22:39Number 5. Orphan of wife.
22:42During an intervention in commemoration of the death of Simón Bolívar, the Venezuelan president decided to make a biography somewhat free of the Latin American prose.
22:53According to Maduro, the liberator was an orphan of father and mother at a very early age, and in an inexplicable way.
23:02According to Maduro, the liberator was an orphan of father and mother at a very early age, and in an inexplicable way.
23:12One of his assistants tries to make him realize his mistake, whispering, widow, widow.
23:19But the blunder is already done, consecrating this moment for eternity.
23:25Orphan of wife, they say widow, but in the end he was an orphan, he was alone, alone, to fulfill his destiny.
23:33Bolívar must be rebelling in his grave.
23:38Number 4. Maduro against geography.
23:42As we have already seen, there are a couple of lessons that Nicolás Maduro probably skipped at school, and geography is surely one of them.
23:52In more than one occasion he has messed up referring to different countries.
23:57For example, when he confused the flags of Cuba and Puerto Rico.
24:01Or also when he spoke with great confidence about the Republic of Copenhagen.
24:07December 2009, Finland, city of Copenhagen.
24:12And it could not be missing when he stated that Portugal and Venezuela were on the same continent.
24:19How can we expect him to direct a country when he does not even know where it is?
24:26Portugal and Venezuela, we are on the same continent.
24:29Number 3. A millimeter of doubt.
24:32And followed by mathematics, we find the unbreakable ability to convert measures of the Venezuelan mandatory,
24:40which can turn doubt into distances, distances into time, and time into the air into someone else's grief.
24:47So much so that each tribute to Chávez is moving to the marrow,
24:52because it is clear that we all would like him to be alive to at least avoid seeing Maduro in power.
25:05Number 2. Maduro against English.
25:08English is not precisely the best ally of many Latin presidents,
25:13but the one who escapes the most is definitely Nicolás Maduro.
25:18On more than one occasion he has shown us his little handling of the language
25:22and his special difficulty in pronouncing it.
25:31And when, as Maduro, he has a special fixation to address the American presidents to threaten them,
25:39perhaps the most convenient thing would be to get into some English classes right away.
25:51We have not yet reached the end, but almost.
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26:04Very well, let's go to the shameful end.
26:08Number 1. The Nouns.
26:11And we arrive, or arrive more, to the enemy number one, or one of Nicolás Maduro.
26:18The genre, or the genera, from lyceums.
26:31Millions.
26:37Dolphins to pounds and alerts.
26:45The Venezuelan president seems to have advanced for a few years to the fight for an inclusive language,
26:51giving rise to more than one pearl.
26:54An uncountable list of slurs that seem to be the only time
26:59in which Venezuelans smile when they hear his name.
27:08And you, do you agree with our choices?
27:11To you, which of these slurs gave you more pain than others?
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