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00:00Today, I lost all my money again.
00:03It happens.
00:04Satya and I studied together.
00:06Studying with him means atom bomb.
00:09A bomb that will blow up your future.
00:12It blew up my future too.
00:14If you don't believe me, see for yourself.
00:18I know more than this.
00:21Vanilla.
00:23Give me the answer sheet.
00:24Give it to me.
00:26Vanilla.
00:27Give me the next one.
00:30Vanilla.
00:32Give me the last sheet.
00:34Give it to me.
00:38Five more minutes.
00:40Satya, give me the paper.
00:42Satya, give me the paper.
00:47Did you see that?
00:49I had to go to the U.S.A to save myself from such a cheater.
00:52I mean, I'll go now.
00:53I'm dead.
00:55It's his phone.
00:57He must have heard about the wedding on Facebook.
00:59Are you getting married without telling me?
01:01Even I don't know.
01:02I was told about it an hour ago.
01:04An hour ago?
01:06What's the name of the girl?
01:07Baby, what's your name?
01:09Chau.
01:11I'm Vanilla.
01:12Are you getting married without knowing the name?
01:14This is common in Las Vegas.
01:17Tell me.
01:18There are a lot of weddings like this.
01:20And this girl is very rich.
01:21Very rich.
01:23And the girls here are crazy about Indians.
01:25I'll give you an advice.
01:26Come here.
01:33I gave him the invitation.
01:35But I don't know where I am right now.
01:37But wherever I am, I'm in a very good mood.
01:40I'll go to Vegas now.
01:43Get down now.
01:45If the boss comes, he'll yell at you.
01:46You have a booking for this horse tomorrow.
01:48Son, Vegas is in America.
01:49Find a cheap travel agent soon.
01:51America?
01:53I'll go to Vegas on this horse.
01:55And which island will you go to in Vegas?
01:57I'll get married, mom.
02:01You keep yelling that I'm not getting married.
02:04I'll get married there.
02:07Move.
02:09Mom, listen to me.
02:10Take spinach.
02:12Take green spinach.
02:13Meet him. My son Satyam.
02:15He's ready to go to America to get married.
02:17I think there are fewer girls in the city.
02:20If my son says yes,
02:22anyone will marry him.
02:24What do you say, son?
02:25Never.
02:27Have you been bitten by a mad dog?
02:28Take spinach.
02:305 for 10.
02:31I'll give you.
02:35Mom, listen to me.
02:37You're not a horse.
02:38You're a donkey.
02:40You want to go to America and get married?
02:41You're wasting money here.
02:43You want to spend your father's pension there?
02:45Where will I spend it, mom?
02:46Investment.
02:47If you get a good girl,
02:49you'll get dollars.
02:50Give me 2 lakhs.
02:52If you get a job,
02:53you can live with us.
02:55These are fake jewellery.
02:59I didn't know you were such a useless son.
03:02You won't even spare your mother's jewellery.
03:05If they were real,
03:06I would have sold them.
03:08I won't give you a single penny.
03:09Go and die somewhere.
03:13Poor girl.
03:14Poor girl.
03:16Take 4 lakhs, Mr. Sharma.
03:17Please.
03:18Go away.
03:21Give me 4 for 10.
03:23Mr. Sharma, please.
03:254 for 20.
03:28Please.
03:30I'll kill you.
03:31Stop troubling me.
03:35Please.
03:38But 1500 is less.
03:39The expense of following you
03:41is 1500 rupees.
03:43I think this marriage will happen, Lord.
03:46I don't think so, Mr. Narad.
03:49The wedding is tomorrow morning.
03:51How will it stop?
03:53For the past 3 months,
03:54the poor farmer has been looking at the sky
03:56to see when it will rain.
03:58And when God will be pleased.
04:00And when his wait will end.
04:03For the rain.
04:04The wedding will take place at the altar, Lord.
04:06What will be the problem if it rains?
04:08When it rains, the lightning strikes.
04:10When the lightning strikes, it falls here and there.
04:12Maybe today, it will fall here.
04:15Mr. Murthy!
04:16Mr. Murthy!
04:18We have come to know a bad news about that boy.
04:20He is having an affair.
04:22And he broke off the marriage
04:24and eloped with that girl.
04:29Narayan.
04:36Chaitra, I'm okay.
04:40Mr. Sharma.
04:41Mr. Murthy.
04:42My marriage is broken.
04:44How can it be broken?
04:46Find a new boy.
04:48That's why I didn't call you.
04:50I can't go on a honeymoon.
04:52So, the 4,18,500 rupees that I gave you,
04:56you can return it.
04:58It will be better if you pay the interest.
05:00Do you know how much I have lost because of your trip?
05:03The trip can't be cancelled.
05:04If you want to go, go.
05:06Otherwise, go to hell.
05:07You won't get a single penny back.
05:11Chaitra.
05:16Do you like it?
05:17Let's go.
05:19Hey, you didn't hit me.
05:21Hey, you are a thief, right?
05:22You are a thief, right?
05:24Tell me the truth. You are a thief, right?
05:25I told you.
05:27You know that you are a thief.
05:28Hey, tell me.
05:32I swear.
05:33He is a very dangerous thief.
05:35The police never came here for me.
05:37Let's get out of here.
05:38This is better.
05:39Mr. Sharma.
05:41Once you book a ticket, it can't be cancelled.
05:43Either forget the money,
05:45or go on a honeymoon.
05:46With whom should I go on a honeymoon, Mr. Sharma?
05:48With whom should I go? Tell me.
05:50Don't you understand?
05:51My marriage has been cancelled.
05:53Should I get a new husband for the honeymoon?
05:57I will find.
05:58I will definitely find.
06:00My to-be wife is in Vegas.
06:03And I have enough money.
06:07Travel Sharma is calling.
06:09Hello.
06:10Your friend has a visa interview.
06:11Tomorrow is your visa interview.
06:15Hello.
06:16Ms. Chaitra.
06:17If you say yes,
06:18you will get your money back
06:19and your dream of going to America will come true.
06:20Wow.
06:21Tell me. Tell me.
06:22Silence.
06:23Sorry.
06:24I have found a good partner for you to go to Vegas.
06:27You just have to do a honeymoon show.
06:29Mr. Sharma.
06:30No. No.
06:31Only for the visa.
06:32And what will happen out of that is
06:33you will get 50% amount back.
06:34I can't do anything more than this.
06:36Think carefully and tell me.
06:37This travel agent is less and the broker is more.
06:40I am listening to you.
06:41If we get customers like you,
06:42we will have to become brokers.
06:44So what did you think?
06:45Yes or no?
06:53Mom.
06:54Don't worry.
06:56Hold on a minute.
07:00I think he is mad.
07:05Ahhhhhh!!!
07:23Are you alright?
07:28If you hold on for some time like this,
07:30I'm afraid that I might not be alive.
07:38He was doing weird things. He was flirting with me too.
07:41Who knows Chaitra, maybe he's your partner.
07:44Please say something good.
07:54If I had to say something, I would say that I won a lottery in Vegas.
08:01What?
08:05She's the one.
08:06Stay away from her.
08:07Don't tell her anything about yourself.
08:09Or else you'll get into trouble.
08:11You know what happened in Delhi the other day, right?
08:12I don't know anything about Hyderabad.
08:14How would I know about Delhi?
08:15What happened? Tell me.
08:17Forget it.
08:18The moral of the story is,
08:19lie about yourself.
08:21Just lie to her.
08:22Okay?
08:25What?
08:31You know what?
08:32Actually...
08:34I don't want to know anything about you.
08:36We don't know each other at all.
08:38This journey is just a lie.
08:40I mean, we're not married, but we're travelling together.
08:42So let's lie to each other.
08:44This will be right for you.
08:46Got it?
08:52Okay, I'll start the game.
08:54I'll start the game.
08:56I'll start the game.
08:57I'll start the game.
08:58I'll start the game.
08:59I'll start the game.
09:00I'm Umrao Jaan.
09:02Okay.
09:04So I am...
09:07Sholay.
09:13Excuse me.
09:14What do you want, ma'am?
09:15Ma'am, listen.
09:16Two large vodkas.
09:17It's free, right?
09:22Actually, I'm going to Vegas to get married.
09:24I'll find a girl there.
09:25What about you?
09:27What do you want to do?
09:28Go ahead.
09:35Do you want to drink?
09:37I don't drink.
09:38Okay.
09:43I like girls who don't drink.
09:55Why are you laughing?
09:56You don't like girls who drink, right?
09:59I lied.
10:01You said you wanted to lie,
10:03play games,
10:04and all that.
10:06Did you forget?
10:07Oh, God!
10:19How do you know about Sholay?
10:20How do you know about him?
10:22What, sir?
10:23You don't even know Sholay?
10:24I've seen him many times.
10:25It's my favorite picture.
10:27Oh, Samba!
10:28How many men were there?
10:33Sorry.
10:54Love you, baby.
10:55Love you, baby.
11:03Oh, my God!
11:05He's already married.
11:06No, no.
11:07He's already married.
11:08Oh, no.
11:09What?
11:10That's what everyone thinks.
11:11Poor guy.
11:12Poor guy?
11:13Why are you being so nice to them?
11:14Where did they go?
11:16After he got drunk,
11:18to end the marriage,
11:19he paid 3 crores.
11:20Why are you joking in the morning?
11:213 crores to get rid of this cunning guy?
11:23Either you should have 3 crores in your account
11:25or you're already married.
11:27If I had 3 crores in my account,
11:28why would I leave India and come here?
11:30Then you should be married already.
11:32So what?
11:33In the US court,
11:34you would say
11:35that if he was drunk,
11:36he would pay a fine of 5 lakhs
11:37and the court would let you go.
11:40Hello?
11:41I'm in Vegas.
11:42Where are you?
11:43I gave him an invitation to get drunk,
11:44so he came.
11:45How could I forget?
11:46If he gets drunk,
11:47something will definitely happen.
11:48Listen to me.
11:49I won't listen to anything.
11:50Oh, God!
11:51Why aren't you listening to me?
11:52I don't know how to get married.
11:53Hello, guys.
11:54I'm already married.
11:56I'm already married.
12:00If his brother finds out,
12:01just like me,
12:02he will make you a servant at home.
12:04You mean,
12:05you're the groom in the mask?
12:07Yes, of course.
12:12Prove it.
12:13If you have a gun in your hand,
12:14will you do whatever you want?
12:15I will prove it.
12:22I will prove it.
12:38I can't see any Indian girl here.
12:40How do I explain this idiot?
12:42I feel like beating him up.
12:44Indian girl.
12:47My wife.
12:48My wife.
12:50Where did she go?
12:52Oh, God!
12:53How did he come here?
12:54What?
12:57Satya?
12:58How are you, my brother?
12:59You haven't even called me
13:00since you came to Vegas.
13:01Where have you been?
13:02When I called you the day before yesterday,
13:04did you forget to ask me?
13:05I was very drunk then.
13:07Did you come here to marry a white lady?
13:10Keep your phone on.
13:11I'm looking for a girl right now.
13:15Where did she go?
13:16Where did she go?
13:17Marriage...
13:21Marriage...
13:32We are friends.
13:33This is how friendship works in India.
13:35We have become very advanced.
13:37Yes.
13:39I got an answer sheet in college
13:40and the girl flew away.
13:51Hmm.
13:56Hmm.
13:59Huh?
14:02Hey!
14:05Huh?
14:07Huh?
14:08Huh?
14:11What does he want now?
14:13He's going to get beaten up.
14:16Why didn't you pick up the phone?
14:17Hey!
14:19Here, I picked it up.
14:20Now what do you want to do?
14:21Tell me.
14:22Did something happen between us last night?
14:24I did what I had to do last night.
14:26Now you're talking about picking up the phone.
14:27Did something happen between us last night?
14:29Last night...
14:30Last night...
14:31I didn't do anything.
14:32Huh?
14:34What do you mean you didn't do anything?
14:36You did everything.
14:37I was drunk.
14:38How can he take advantage?
14:40In front of that bald guy,
14:41what did you do that now he says
14:43you didn't do anything?
14:44Hello?
14:46At least you used protection, right?
14:49I wanted to do it.
14:50You said there's no need.
14:51So I didn't do it.
14:59Oh God!
15:00Where am I stuck?
15:02Get out of here, Chaitra.
15:08I think he's here.
15:09Oh!
15:11Hello, ma'am.
15:12I'm Joseph.
15:13Casino manager.
15:14Can I borrow your time, please?
15:15Congratulations, Mrs. Sholay
15:16for winning the jackpot.
15:17I would like to present you
15:18this cheque for two million dollars.
15:20Jackpot?
15:21Me?
15:30Yay!
15:32Yes! Yes!
15:33Wow!
15:36Mr. and Mrs. Sholay?
15:37Oh no!
15:38For this money,
15:39I'll have to marry him.
15:40Hotel Trump.
15:41Oh no, Adi.
15:42You should have taken
15:43the name of a small hotel.
15:44How will I get money
15:45for this hotel?
15:46People come here for good fish.
15:47My name is Vanilla.
15:48If you need anything,
15:49please call me.
15:50Okay, sure.
15:51Thank you very much, Vanilla.
15:55Wow! What a timing!
15:57I started at the wrong time.
15:59Hello, Vanilla.
16:02What are you doing here?
16:03I should be the one asking this question.
16:04If you ask me this question,
16:05I'll tell you.
16:06Please leave.
16:07I beg of you.
16:09There's one more murder left.
16:10That's what I'm here for.
16:12What are you saying?
16:13Do you kill people?
16:14Ask me again.
16:15I mean, is this your job
16:16or your profession?
16:17Both.
16:18I have a job for you.
16:19But I have a job.
16:20Shut up.
16:24I spent all the money
16:25I had left
16:26to book this room.
16:31I spent all the money
16:32I had left to book this room.
16:33I spent all the money
16:34I had left to book this room.
16:35I spent all the money
16:36I had left to book this room.
16:37I spent all the money
16:38I had left to book this room.
16:39I spent all the money
16:40I had left to book this room.
16:41I told them
16:42I was staying here.
16:43Who did you tell?
16:44Who did you give the address to?
16:49The people
16:50who want to kill me.
16:51Those people.
16:52You mean,
16:53the people who want to kill you,
16:54you gave them
16:55your address
16:56and you're waiting
16:57for them here?
16:58Yes.
16:59Oh, man.
17:00I used to wear a tie.
17:01After coming here,
17:02I had to buy socks.
17:03I had no money left.
17:04Let's go, brother.
17:05Why?
17:06I'm going.
17:07I don't want to die here.
17:09Oh, man.
17:10You stay here, brother.
17:12We'll eat together.
17:14We'll murder together.
17:16It's such a big room.
17:17I'll get bored alone.
17:18They'll be here soon.
17:19You wait for them.
17:23Hello, mom.
17:24You fool.
17:25You haven't called
17:26for a week.
17:27Do you know
17:28how worried we are?
17:29Oh, yes.
17:30I forgot to tell you.
17:31Your uncle
17:32has found a good match for you.
17:33Doesn't he have
17:34any other work?
17:35Tell him, mom.
17:36I don't want to get married.
17:37Oh, my God.
17:38Is it possible
17:39that you'll bring
17:40a foreigner here
17:41and tell us
17:42that he's the son-in-law
17:43of this family?
17:44He doesn't know English, mom.
17:46Oh, wow, dear.
17:47You found your husband.
17:48How cleverly
17:49you told us.
17:51Hello.
17:52Listen, dear.
17:53Yes, mom.
17:54Before you get married
17:55to a foreigner
17:56and bring him here,
17:57I'll go to your father
17:58and transfer
17:59all his property
18:00to the ashram.
18:01I'm thinking
18:02that I should go
18:03to Krishna.
18:04That's why
18:05I'm going to hang him.
18:06You'll transfer
18:07your property to the ashram?
18:08Wow, dear.
18:09You'll transfer
18:10your property
18:11to the ashram?
18:12Yes, mom.
18:13You'll transfer
18:14your property
18:15to the ashram?
18:16Yes, mom.
18:17You'll transfer
18:18your property
18:19to the ashram?
18:20You're worried
18:21about your property
18:22and not your mom.
18:23You're not worried
18:24about me dying.
18:25Mom, the girl
18:26is from our city.
18:27I don't trust you.
18:28If she's with you,
18:29let me talk to her.
18:30Wait a minute, mom.
18:31Let me talk to her.
18:32Wait a minute, mom.
18:35Actually,
18:36I need a little help.
18:37Unknowingly,
18:39I lied to mom.
18:41Will you help me?
18:42Same here.
18:45This is the address
18:46you asked for.
18:48You'll find Peter inside.
18:50Show him this.
18:51He'll give you something.
18:52Give it to me.
18:58Peter.
18:59How can I help you?
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