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00:00I don't want to miss this chance. I'm going to have a lot of fun.
00:18Are you nervous?
00:21I finally realized it.
00:23No, I'll do my best.
00:26I'm walking on asphalt right now.
00:29So what?
00:32All right, let's go!
00:57It's almost midnight in Okinawa.
01:01The city is in a state of chaos.
01:10Even if you look at the sun, you'll burn and turn to ash.
01:13I hope I'll turn to ash tonight.
01:16Good night, kids.
01:19If you don't go to bed early, you'll be sucked into the ground.
01:22I want to live.
01:27It's a reality.
01:30If you don't have time to sleep, let's play together.
01:36A dangerous river stronger than snow in the middle of nowhere.
01:40If you stand before regret,
01:43you can play freely in a place that doesn't change.
01:46I'll take you to the stars.
01:49If you're going to hit the other side, you don't need it.
01:52I'm not in the mood for this.
01:55I'll make a fuss until morning.
01:58All right, what do you want to do?
02:01Give me!
02:03Give me!
02:05Give me!
02:06Give me!
02:07Give me!
02:08Give me!
02:09Give me!
02:10Give me!
02:11Give me!
02:12Give me!
02:13Give me!
02:14Give me!
02:15Give me!
02:16Give me!
02:17Give me!
02:18The road to 1.6 million subscribers.
02:20The third stage.
02:21Collaboration with famous broadcasters.
02:25How about Tsumashi-san?
02:27Excellent!
02:29Tsumashi!
02:30Legendary broadcaster called Haishin!
02:33Moreover, I can collaborate with Tsumashi-san, who I admire!
02:40Attention!
02:41And confirmation!
02:42The event is divided into two parts.
02:44Part 1. Collaboration stage.
02:46Part 2. Original stage.
02:48Part 1. Collaboration stage.
02:50Part 2. Original stage.
02:52Part 3. Mayopan song.
02:54And after the event, I'll upload the music video to my channel!
02:57What a perfect plan to double the number of subscribers!
03:00Wow.
03:01All the guests of the Tsumafes, please gather in the music room.
03:06All right, let's go!
03:07Yeah!
03:08I'm Mayopan!
03:10Nice to meet you!
03:12Nice to meet you!
03:14Isn't that Masakichi?
03:16He's a former member of Harishizu.
03:18Mayopan!
03:20Thank you for coming today.
03:22Thank you for giving us this opportunity.
03:27The growth of young people is the joy of Tsumashi.
03:30Let's have fun and enjoy today's event together!
03:34So far away.
03:36Oh, no. I have to say hello.
03:40Who are you?
03:41I'm Taroumaru and Saramin.
03:44I'm Taroumaru.
03:46I'm a muscle-training streamer who is popular among women in their 30s.
03:50I'm Saramin Cappuccino.
03:52I'm a cosmetic streamer who is popular among women in their 20s.
03:55I'm Saramin.
03:56I'm always watching you until my screen breaks.
03:58Your way of eating is amazing.
04:00What's the music collaboration?
04:03It's me!
04:04Oh, Fuu.
04:05You're so excited.
04:07It's a dream collaboration.
04:09That's right.
04:10I'm a collaborator.
04:15Oh, my!
04:16Itankitsu's Igito and Tumbler are collaborating!
04:20I'm sorry.
04:21Oh, no.
04:23What about Itankitsu's part?
04:26If you don't have it, you can share it.
04:32Shura!
04:33A beautiful singing voice and a cool singing voice are popular among women in their 20s.
04:38I'm looking forward to working with you.
04:40Me, too.
04:42I'm looking forward to the game collaboration.
04:45I'm looking forward to working with you.
04:47Joa!
04:48A solo unit whose high-tension variety show is popular among women in their 30s.
04:52Unagi Power!
04:54A high-quality variety show with a high-quality coffee by Daifuku Dainjin and Chinanago.
04:59I've been avoiding this kind of thing.
05:03Daifuku, what do you think?
05:05Oh, my!
05:06All of a sudden?
05:08I'm looking forward to working with you.
05:10Oh, my!
05:11Oh, my!
05:12And who is collaborating?
05:15I'm Ken from Tetsunabe.
05:17I'm Ken from Tetsunabe.
05:19I'm a food researcher who enjoys cooking every day.
05:23I'm Mayopan's Ichiko.
05:25Ken's bell pepper meat is really revolutionary.
05:29You can't take it off, can you?
05:31Ichiko, you always make a big plate of food.
05:34How long have you been cooking?
05:36About a hundred years.
05:37A hundred years?
05:39Huh?
05:40Ribu, what about Haikan Zenronpa, the quiz collaboration?
05:47Pochi-san's comment.
05:49Today's venue seems to be on vacation.
05:52Is it okay for Haikan Zenronpa to rain?
05:55Oh, I'm worried about the leak in the drain from the vacation.
05:58It's going to rain soon.
05:59Haikan Zenronpa!
06:01Haikan Zenronpa!
06:02It's a construction-type streamer that breaks down self-made metaphors while building a haikan!
06:06Um, I don't know much about this, but...
06:08Haikan Zenronpa!
06:09Nice to meet you!
06:10Oh, I'm Ribu, a collaborator. Nice to meet you.
06:13Aren't you a member of Enbi Kantei?
06:15Ribu-san!
06:16I got a Master Min-Z from Kyo-san's video contract!
06:20Let's have a performance with the blood-soaked Nyu-Ude!
06:26Vampires mixing with humans and holding events...
06:29How long are you going to make me wait?
06:31Oh, really?
06:32Hey, hey, look!
06:33Isn't this internet news awesome?
06:35What's this? It's Haikan Zenronpa!
06:47Three!
06:48Two!
06:49One!
06:51Wow!
06:57Yes, I do!
06:59Yes, I do!
07:01How do you do?
07:02How do you do?
07:04Hello, I'm Tsumashi!
07:08Welcome to Tsumashi's Tsumafes!
07:15Now, let's have the members on stage!
07:18Here they are!
07:19The hosts are these two!
07:25Kyo-san's Master Min-Z from Kyo-san's video contract!
07:29Kyo-tan-san from Babushiwa!
07:32Kyo-tan-san!
07:34It's started! I'm so nervous!
07:38But once it starts, all I can do is run!
07:42I'm counting on you, Ribu, Ichigo, Fu, and Tokage!
07:45Yes!
07:46And the young and beautiful Akane Channel!
07:50Midnight Punch!
07:53It's midnight, but good morning!
07:56Midnight Punch!
07:58Nice to meet you!
08:02I feel like I'm watching a children's school game show.
08:05Now that the introductions are over...
08:08Tsumafes Kibami!
08:11Bomber!
08:16It's started! Tsumafes Kibami!
08:19I'm your host, Taro Maruto!
08:22I'm Saramin!
08:24The first segment is a music collaboration!
08:27Utatte Misorashiro!
08:29And the winner is...
08:31Itankidz!
08:37Saramin has failed his part-time job once.
08:40That's that, and this is this.
08:43This is Fu and Shura's first collaboration.
09:02I-It's so powerful!
09:05Y-You're right.
09:12Y-You're right.
09:17There are so many people.
09:21Huh? Where was I?
09:28Huh?
09:29The next collaboration is...
09:33The super-heavyweight, Doruma has fallen!
09:36Life is full of ups and downs!
09:39Ichiko, it's your turn soon.
09:42Roger!
09:43The winner is...
09:46All for me, one for me!
09:49All right, let's go!
09:53He can't move at all!
09:55Will he be able to hold on for 30 seconds?
09:57He fell!
10:02Are you okay?
10:04It's like a movie.
10:06Wait a minute!
10:08That's... No way!
10:10Itankidz, Igito, and Tambura!
10:18It's an emergency collaboration!
10:23He's here!
10:24Huh? Are there more people?
10:26Well, okay.
10:28Zocco!
10:29And Kasenashi!
10:31We're always here!
10:33We're right over there!
10:35Oh, no.
10:42Number one!
10:43What?
10:44He's the fastest out of all of us!
10:48Number one!
10:50What kind of ability is that?
10:52Out of all of us?
10:53That's not what I meant!
10:57A lizard.
10:58Huh?
10:59Love.
11:00No!
11:02Oh, no.
11:03Itankidz suddenly confesses to a lizard!
11:08I can't...
11:09I can't forgive him.
11:13Well, let's move on to the next stage.
11:16I want to eat something delicious!
11:19It's a collaboration!
11:20What kind of food will it be?
11:24Let's combine two dishes, one for each person, to make a super delicious dish.
11:31This is it!
11:33This is...
11:35Let's cook!
11:38Okay, Ken.
11:39Let's start preparing the ingredients.
11:42Kataya and Ichiko are...
11:44They're thinking about something while looking at the ingredients.
11:48Oh, no.
11:51Oh, no.
11:52Ichiko, where are you going?
11:53Bye-bye, Ichiko.
11:54The venue is...
11:57What's going on?
12:00Ichiko!
12:04Where did you go?
12:07Oh, no.
12:08I'm back.
12:09I didn't have any ingredients, so I bought some.
12:12Anyway, let's go back.
12:15Get out of the way!
12:16Let's cook!
12:18Sorry to keep you waiting!
12:19Oh, Ichiko is back!
12:21Where have you been, Ichiko?
12:23Oh, no.
12:24If he had told me, I would have bought it.
12:28I'm back!
12:29I'm back, alien octopus!
12:33Ringo!
12:34Ringo?
12:36I'll get rid of you!
12:40Huh?
12:52No way.
12:55Now, both dishes are ready!
12:59First, the iron pot Ken!
13:02Fried rice!
13:04This looks delicious!
13:06Now, what did you make, Ichiko?
13:09I haven't made anything yet.
13:11It's a magic tofu...
13:13Annin tofu?
13:15Annin tofu?
13:17I didn't have any milk!
13:19That's too bad.
13:20The theme is magic tofu!
13:22What?
13:26The song failed.
13:28The star was taken by the lizard.
13:30I was overwhelmed with fear and trauma.
13:33I couldn't read the kanji.
13:34I made a mistake in the theme.
13:35You didn't have to. The audience was happy.
13:38Mago, Mago...
13:39Ayupan and Rib, it's time for your performance.
13:42Please hurry up!
13:44If it's like this...
13:46Rib, let's go!
13:48It's time for the quiz collaboration!
13:51A 100-question MC Nakase Challenge in 10 minutes!
13:54It's impossible to do it in 1 question and 6 seconds!
13:56Haikanzen Romba-san, please tell us how you feel.
14:01Haikanzen Romba-san?
14:02Oh, you're nervous.
14:05Shut up.
14:07Don't fly. Don't fly.
14:10Wait, it's time to start.
14:13If you understand, say it!
14:15Oh, Mayopan Rib is here!
14:20You idiot!
14:25Mayopan Rib is here!
14:29Now, let's start the super-fast quiz!
14:32Don't fly, don't fly, don't fly!
14:34If you let me leave, I won't be able to do the last round!
14:37What should I do?
14:39Here's the first question!
14:41The vegetable that Tsumashi loves is...
14:45Yes, Haikanzen Romba-
14:47I'm terribly sorry!
14:49Too bad.
14:50Tsumashi's favorite vegetable isn't shazai, it's zaasai!
14:53Taro-chan, here.
14:56The answer is shazai!
14:59Makotori's favorite vegetable isn't shazai!
15:05This is bad.
15:07Rib, hang in there!
15:12This is bad! I'm going to throw up!
15:15Haikan-san, are you serious?
15:17I wonder how the quiz collab will turn out.
15:21That's it!
15:22Please lend me that!
15:24Huh? Wait a minute!
15:26Here!
15:27What is this?
15:29Let me hang that string from the ceiling!
15:31Hang? Ceiling?
15:33Whatever, just say it!
15:35Okay, Ichika, let's go.
15:36Okay.
15:37Fu becomes a bat and spins behind Rib.
15:40He puts the string on Rib.
15:42After that, he holds it down so that Rib doesn't fly.
15:45He pulls it down so that it doesn't fly,
15:47and even if it flies, he uses the string from above to trick it!
15:50That's impossible!
15:51Okay, Henshin!
15:55Makotori! Makotori!
15:58I'm so sorry!
16:00Wait!
16:10Okay, now I don't have to worry about falling.
16:1410 minutes have passed!
16:16Time's up!
16:1799 questions left!
16:18Ichika again!
16:19No way!
16:20There's a chance for a comeback!
16:23It's true that milk removes the smell of garlic,
16:27but it's Annin fried rice.
16:29You'll never know until you try it.
16:34I had a dream where Annin tofu and fried rice were in love.
16:44Yes?
16:45I'm coming in.
16:47Sumashi-san?
16:48Um, my Rib was really...
16:51I'm the one who should apologize.
16:53I'm so sorry about the mess in the hallway.
16:56I didn't mean to ruin your performance.
16:58Sumashi-san, don't say that!
17:02I'll make the second part more exciting,
17:04so let's enjoy the beautiful scenery together!
17:08Okay!
17:09Bye!
17:15Masaki?
17:16Sumashi-san said so much,
17:19but we haven't done anything.
17:21We can't go home like this.
17:23We won't go home!
17:24We're going to make our Mayopan song a success!
17:30We're going to make it a great performance!
17:34Mayopan, fight!
17:40Sorry, everyone!
17:42I think we just had a power outage.
17:45We're investigating the cause,
17:47so please wait a little longer!
17:49Why is there a power outage?
17:50I had a power outage at my old house.
17:52The pipes were rotting.
17:56The power outage might be fixed.
17:58I'll do something!
18:00Do something?
18:10Don't you want to regain your honor?
18:12What?
18:13He said that?
18:15It's okay!
18:16Let's do what we can!
18:18A power outage?
18:20Yes.
18:21The water might have leaked from somewhere in this old venue.
18:25I'm going to deliver their song to the audience!
18:30Look at that!
18:32That has nothing to do with a power outage.
18:35Why?
18:36There's no electricity where the water leaked.
18:39It's a complete failure.
18:40No way!
18:41Then what should we do?
18:42I know who the culprit is.
18:46Master B!
18:49No.
18:50Let's stop here.
18:52We can't keep the audience waiting any longer.
18:55I'm sorry!
18:57Hey, there's no one here.
19:00Ta-da!
19:02I found a cute ribbon!
19:04Go!
19:15She's gone.
19:16You're going to earn a lot of views, too.
19:19Are you two coming?
19:21Igito and Tumbler.
19:23We're going to sing!
19:24What are you talking about?
19:25There's no sound or lighting!
19:27Don't worry!
19:28Masaki will take care of that.
19:31And you don't need a mic.
19:33You have a loud voice.
19:35I'll do it without a mic.
19:37I don't care.
19:38If it doesn't work, I'll do anything.
19:42Why don't you try this?
19:43This is a gamble.
19:45That's my sister!
19:47I'll do it!
19:48I'll do it!
19:49I'll do it!
19:50I'll do it!
19:51All right.
19:52I'll do it!
19:55Tsuma-Fesu Kiwami...
19:57Bomber!
19:59You're so annoying!
20:01So this is how it ends?
20:03It's just a script.
20:05You're so mean.
20:06You're so mean.
20:07You're so mean.
20:08You're so mean.
20:09Everyone, thank you for waiting!
20:12It's still dark, but the second part is about to start!
20:16First up is...
20:18Marumata Punch!
20:29No one can see us like this!
20:53You can do it!
20:54You can do it!
20:55Don't say that!
20:57I have to save her!
21:15I've prepared this for today!
21:27I came all the way here to make someone like you click the subscribe button!
21:57Ha ha ha!
22:01Jeez...
22:02I wanted to hear it myself.
22:27I don't think I can do it.
22:29If we hold hands...
22:32Midnight is just around the corner.
22:35I don't want to waver.
22:38In a vivid way.
22:39A melody that connects everyone.
22:43Let's put it on a song and deliver it.
22:47To the end of this universe.
22:50A punching line that resonates.
22:53In this sky.
22:55Like a shooting star.
22:57Let's shine and dance together.
23:00To the other side of the night.
23:04Let's sing together.
23:06The path we chose.
23:08The path we chose.
23:09The path we chose.
23:11The path we chose.
23:12The path we chose.
23:14The path we chose.
23:16We are Night Diver.
23:23Huh?