Eric is turned into a bogbeast when he sniffs a forbidden flower, but he turns it into an opportunity to rally the other bogbeasts to defeat an ogre.
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00:00Hey, look! The Dungeons and Dragons ride!
00:08Wow! Neat!
00:10Give me a break!
00:12I don't like this!
00:14Whoa! What's happening?
00:16Whoa!
00:18Where are we?
00:20Look out!
00:24Fear not, Ranger!
00:26Barbarian, Magician, Thief, Cavalier and Acrobat!
00:46Who was that?
00:48That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:50I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of...
00:54Dungeons and Dragons!
01:18Stay down! Here it comes!
01:24What do you think it is?
01:28Something awful!
01:30Now!
01:40Good afternoon!
01:42Dungeon Master!
01:44What are you doing here?
01:46Looking for you!
01:48Ah! Nothing like a stroll over hot lava to soothe the feet!
01:53Well, I wish you'd soothe my nerves and tell us how to get out of this crazy world!
01:57That's precisely why I've come, Cavalier.
02:00I've discovered a way for all of you to get back home.
02:03Home? You mean like no more dragons or nine-eyed monsters?
02:08Well, what are you waiting for, Dungeon Master, old buddy?
02:11Just point the way so we can get out of this dump!
02:13I'm afraid it's not that easy.
02:15I knew it! There's always a catch!
02:18Not a catch! A river!
02:20You must find the river that rains upside down.
02:24The what?
02:25I think his brains are upside down.
02:27Once a year, for only 60 seconds, the waters of this mystical river flow up into the sky.
02:33They will take you wherever you want to go.
02:36But where will we find this river?
02:38Just follow that path.
02:40But beware! You must never touch the beauty that breathes the beast.
02:46Beauty that breathes the beast? What is that?
02:49Cinderella with bad breath?
02:51He's gone!
02:52Well, I'm not taking one step until he comes back and explains that stupid riddle.
02:57You can wait here if you want to, Eric, but we're going to find that river that rains upside down.
03:07River that rains upside down.
03:13Look!
03:14Oh, great! Which way do we go now?
03:17Whichever path we take will be the wrong one.
03:19Then let's take them both!
03:21Good thinking, Bobby. I'll go with Eric and Pesto down that path.
03:24And we'll take the other. Come on!
03:31Are you sure we're still on the path, Hank?
03:34The only thing I'm sure of is that I'm not sure of anything.
03:43It's a metal wall!
03:44What's it doing out here in the middle of nowhere?
03:47I don't know.
03:50I don't like the look of this.
03:57Who goes there?
03:59Bobby the Barbarian! And who are you?
04:14Bobby!
04:19Go, Luma! Destroy intruders!
04:22Oh, yeah? Not before I put a Steve Garvey number on your nose!
04:27I crush you like flies!
04:30Magic Bow, don't fail me now!
04:36Way to go, Hank!
04:40Uh-oh. I think you got him mad.
04:45That thing's indestructible!
04:48I can't beat him! Join him!
04:56Okay, Sheila! Do your stuff!
05:00Hey, Timbread!
05:05Down here!
05:15I wonder what he was guarding.
05:17Maybe that upside-down river thing.
05:20I'll go look.
05:25Well?
05:26Nope. No river.
05:28At least we'll get a nice suntan.
05:32Do you think this might be that river that rains upside-down?
05:37Well, I'm upside-down, and it's not raining.
05:40Quit clowning, Presto.
05:42Hey, guys! Look at this!
05:44What is it?
05:45The prettiest flower I've ever seen!
05:47You think this is a beauty?
05:49You should see my mom's garden back home. This is nothing.
05:52Eric, wait a minute. Did you say beauty?
05:56Yeah. What of it?
05:57Remember what Dungeon Master said?
05:59Beware of beauty that frees the beast!
06:07Now you tell me! If that was a beauty,
06:10Now you tell me! It's a good thing for you nothing happened.
06:15What are you guys staring at?
06:21Some friends you are.
06:23Just because I've got a little frog in my throat is nothing to laugh about.
06:27I've got to get some water.
06:31Twerps.
06:32Yay! A monster!
06:34Oh, it was hideous!
06:36Quick! We've got to get out of here!
06:39Relax, Eric.
06:40Relax? Are you nuts? We've got to split before it gets us.
06:44Don't worry. It's not going to get us.
06:47It already got you.
06:54Huh? No!
06:56It's not possible!
06:58I'm...
06:59Disgusting!
07:02What am I going to do?
07:04I can't go around looking like this.
07:07Why not?
07:08Come on, Presto. Eric's got a real problem here.
07:11This isn't... funny.
07:13Sure it is. I mean, you're right. It's not funny.
07:17It's disgusting.
07:20Come on, Presto.
07:22Change me back to me.
07:24But I don't know if I can.
07:26Could you at least... try?
07:29Please?
07:30Okay.
07:33Lips of lizard! Ear of elk!
07:35Please make Eric look like himself.
07:40Well, that's different.
07:42I'll tear you apart, Presto!
07:44I swear I'll tear you apart!
07:46Relax. I'm just warming up.
07:49Abracazim! Abracadoo!
07:51Make me a potion that'll know what to do.
07:56Hey! I did it!
07:58Give me that.
08:02What was that?
08:03I don't know.
08:09Sorry. I'll try again.
08:13Put that hat back on before you kill me.
08:17There must be a way to...
08:20I see you did not heed my warning.
08:23Dungeon Master, am I glad to see you.
08:27Change me back, please.
08:29I did not create this spell, Cavalier,
08:31therefore I cannot undo it.
08:33However, I can tell you,
08:34if you do not undo the spell soon,
08:37you will remain a bog beast forever.
08:40Forever? A bog beast?
08:42Is that what I am?
08:44A bog beast?
08:46Oh, no!
08:47There is one way to undo the spell,
08:49and that way will be found
08:51in what you dislike the most.
08:53This is no time for...
08:55Riddles, where is he?
08:57I hate looking like this.
08:59Not to mention sounding like this.
09:01That's it.
09:02What you dislike the most is being a bog beast.
09:05Yeah, so maybe if we find some more
09:08ugly guys like you,
09:09we can break the spell.
09:15There's got to be water around here somewhere.
09:18Look, there's water.
09:28Sorry, Uni, it was only a mirage.
09:30Mirage?
09:31If I don't find something to drink soon,
09:33I'm going to dry up and blow away.
09:35Hey, what's up?
09:40Maybe it's trying to point out where the water is.
09:43I think you're right, Bobby.
09:46I think you're wrong, Bobby.
09:58I don't understand it.
09:59That bow's never let me down before.
10:02Well, there's always a first time.
10:05Sheila, help!
10:08Whoa!
10:18Look, it found the water.
10:28Uh-oh.
10:40Don't look now, but I think we're surrounded.
10:43Yeah, but by what?
10:47Who cares? Wait till I get through with them.
10:50Hold it. Let's see what they want.
10:53I don't think they want our lunch money.
10:57Nyeah!
11:18No, don't hurt. Don't hurt.
11:20Don't worry, we mean you no harm.
11:22We are bug beasts.
11:24Me are bugbeast. Me friendly.
11:26If you're so friendly, how come you scared us?
11:30Not scaring. Fishing. You in fishing water.
11:34You evil! Cowamung send you to scare fish away.
11:38Cowamung? Who's he?
11:40He bad. He dam up river, make fish go away, make bugbeast family go hungry.
11:47But why?
11:48Cowamung want to be rid of bugbeast forever.
11:52But there's so many of you. Why not just plow for the guy?
11:59I think that's your answer.
12:01Dungeon master was wrong. I don't think anything in this world looks as bad as you.
12:05Cut it out. If we don't find those bugbeasts soon, I'll look like this forever.
12:17I think I found something that looks worse than Eric.
12:22Hey, I'm sinking.
12:38There must be something you can do to stop this Cowamung character.
12:41We stop Cowamung as soon as our leader come.
12:45Who's your leader?
12:46Him legend.
12:48Sacred scroll say him like us, but not like us.
12:52Say him drop from sky. Lead us to victory over Cowamung.
12:58Something tells me these guys are about as smart as they are handsome.
13:06Diana! Presko!
13:08Hi, Hank.
13:09Eric?
13:10Our leader has come.
13:13Leader. Leader. Leader.
13:16Now these guys know a born leader when they see one.
13:19What am I saying?
13:21What am I seeing? Eric, is that you?
13:24Yep. It's me.
13:26You leader.
13:27Don't touch me, you disgusting beast.
13:29We ready. You lead us to victory over Cowamung.
13:35What's he talking about?
13:37They expect you to conquer the evil ogre that's damming up the river.
13:41I don't get it. Tell them to call the department of water and power.
13:44Well, we can't just let these guys starve.
13:46Besides, they might be able to lead us to the river that rains upside down.
13:50This is river that rain upside down.
13:53It is? Great. We can help the bog beast and still find our way home.
13:57I can't go home looking like this.
14:00I'll lead your army of bog beasts if you find a way to change me back to normal.
14:05Normal? You normal now.
14:07Oh, brother.
14:10Oh, no.
14:15Some army.
14:17How are we going to beat this guy with a bunch of losers like this?
14:21You take medallion away.
14:23Cowamung have no power without medallion.
14:27Holy moly. That dude looks real mean.
14:33It looks like Cowamung has dammed up the water to power some sort of factory.
14:37And he's got those dwarf slaves making all kinds of weapons for him.
14:41He's probably getting ready to attack the bog beasts.
14:44We'll give him a little surprise attack of our own.
14:47Eric, tell your bog beast friends.
14:49They're not my friends.
14:51Okay, okay. Just tell them to keep quiet until we need them.
14:54Sheila, you remember what to do?
14:56Right.
14:59Sorry.
15:02Master, I want those weapons done
15:05so we can drive the bog beasts out of the valley for good.
15:09Guess again, Cowamung.
15:11Who said that?
15:13I did, your ugliness.
15:18Thanks, Cowamung.
15:19Now that your magic's gone, perhaps you'll let the bog beasts live in peace.
15:23Stupid fool.
15:25This is the real magic medallion.
15:32I think Hank's in trouble.
15:34Let's go.
15:37All right, men.
15:39Beasts, forward.
15:43What am I doing?
15:45Not even an army of bog beasts could scare Cowamung.
15:56I've got it.
15:59And I've got you.
16:01Hey, let go of my sister.
16:15Come on, you guys.
16:17Forward, ho.
16:19Forward, ho.
16:24I don't believe I'm doing this.
16:29Hey, stop.
16:31Where are you going?
16:35Wait for me.
16:38Come on, Presto.
16:39All those bog beasts are counting on you.
16:41Don't mess up this time.
16:43Hocus pocus, abracadabra, et cetera, et cetera.
16:49Great.
16:50Just what I needed.
16:59Whoa.
17:04Wow, did I do that?
17:08Way to go, Presto.
17:09You busted the dam.
17:11Hey, look.
17:12That's it.
17:13That's it.
17:14The river.
17:15It's raining upside down.
17:17We're finally going to get Bob back home.
17:20Help.
17:25Come on.
17:26We've got to get them.
17:27What about the river?
17:28We've only got a minute to get home.
17:31Put back that devil.
17:32You'll never see your friends again.
17:35Cover me, Hank.
17:45I'll take this, thank you.
17:47No.
17:51Look.
17:52Hellamon was just another bog beast.
17:55Not to those dwarf slaves.
17:57That's it.
17:58Eric, if this medallion could change that bog beast into Hellamon,
18:02maybe it could change you back to you.
18:04Later.
18:05Just grab on.
18:06We've still got 30 seconds to make it out of this rotten place.
18:18Presto.
18:19Hang on.
18:26We made it.
18:28We're home.
18:29We're home.
18:30We made it.
18:31Eric, the medallion.
18:37I don't get it.
18:38I'm still a bog beast.
18:42I can't spend the rest of my life looking like this.
18:46Quick.
18:47The magic warp is only going to stay open for a few more seconds.
18:50If you go back, you'll never be able to come back through.
18:56We'll be lost back there without us.
18:59Well, what do we do?
19:09I wonder what it'll be like alone.
19:12Do not be alone, brother.
19:17Skye, you came back.
19:20We couldn't just leave you here all alone.
19:26Eric, your face.
19:29Please, don't remind me.
19:31I'll probably have to look this way forever.
19:33I'm sure you will.
19:34Look, it's me.
19:36I'm not a bog beast anymore.
19:38I'm back to my normal, green-looking self.
19:41Dungeon Master, I'm back to normal.
19:44I'm back to normal.
19:45Naturally.
19:46What do you mean, naturally?
19:48I told you the answer would be found in what you dislike the most.
19:52Of course.
19:53Eric hates this world more than anything.
19:55Precisely.
19:56And this world is the key to the magic of the medallion.
19:59Listen, I'm sorry I messed up your chance to get home.
20:02That's okay, Eric.
20:03There'll be other chances.
20:05Right, Dungeon Master?
20:06He's gone.
20:07They're not.
20:08We've come to thank Great Leader and to say we're sorry.
20:15Sorry?
20:16Because I didn't make it home?
20:18No.
20:19Because you turned so ugly.
20:23Funny.
20:27Funny.