The kids journey to Venger's castle, where a ship may be able to return them to their home.
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00:00Hey, look! The Dungeons and Dragons ride!
00:08Wow! Neat!
00:10Give me a break!
00:12I don't like this!
00:14Whoa! What's happening?
00:16Whoa!
00:18Where are we?
00:21Look out!
00:25Fear not, Ranger!
00:27Barbarian, Magician, Thief, Cavalier, and Acrobat!
00:47Who was that?
00:49That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:52I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons and Dragons!
01:10Snap it up, will you, Presto?
01:15If I get any wetter, I'll grow gills!
01:17Okay, here goes.
01:19Alakawatchus, let's give it a try.
01:21Please give me something to help keep us dry.
01:24Hey, I did it!
01:26Give me that!
01:32Sorry, Eric. My hat doesn't work that well when it's wet.
01:35Or any other time.
01:40Dungeon Master!
01:41Hey, how long has it rained in this world, anyhow?
01:44Last time, it rained for three years.
01:48Three years?
01:51Oh, great. You don't happen to have a boat on you, do you?
01:54No, but I have located a ship which is capable of taking you home.
02:00A ship?
02:01Where?
02:02The answer lies with the Lost Children.
02:05I thought we were the Lost Children.
02:07Tell us more about this ship, Dungeon Master.
02:09Yeah, Dungeon Master!
02:11Aw, he's gone.
02:14Come on, we better get going.
02:16I wonder where the Lost Children and the ship are.
02:19This is great.
02:21Now we're looking for a bunch of crybabies and a yacht club.
02:26I think we took a wrong turn somewhere.
02:29So what else is new?
02:31That.
02:32We're under attack!
02:34Get him! Get him!
02:36Get who? We don't see anyone.
02:39Well, they can't hit what they can't see.
02:42I'm getting out of here.
02:45Hey, it's just a kid.
02:47We're being attacked by kids.
02:49In that case, we're going to pick on someone their own size.
02:53Yeah!
02:54Ew, it's a girl. I don't fight girls.
02:57This should flush him out.
03:00Yeah!
03:09Gotcha!
03:14What are you kids doing here?
03:16Yeah, you're going to hurt someone.
03:18Forget it. They probably can't even talk.
03:21Maybe they'll understand sign language.
03:23Why did you attack us?
03:30Judging by your strange weapons, we assumed you worked for Venger.
03:35You speak perfect English.
03:38Wait, maybe these are the Lost Children Dungeon Master told us about.
03:42Hey, Lost Children, now you're found.
03:44Where's your ship? Take us to your yacht club.
03:46We are the Lost Children.
03:48But we have no ship.
03:49What?
03:50Wait till I get my hands on Dungeon Master.
03:52Hank, these kids don't know anything about a ship.
03:55Our ship has been taken by Venger.
03:57See?
03:58Huh?
03:59Venger?
04:00What are you kids doing out here alone anyway?
04:03Yeah, where are your parents?
04:05Our elders are all gone, except for one.
04:09His name is Alphor.
04:12Where is he?
04:13He's being held prisoner in Venger's castle.
04:15He was captured when our ship was wrecked.
04:18I don't get it. Why would Venger want a boat?
04:20Who cares? I don't like the sound of this.
04:22Yeah, well, whether you like it or not, Eric, we'd better find a place to camp.
04:26It'll be getting dark soon.
04:37Excellent.
04:38Soon the repairs will be completed.
04:40And your work will be done, Alphor.
04:43Your ship shall make me more powerful than ever.
04:48Well, what is it?
04:49The Lost Children have been spotted in the forest nearby.
04:53With Dungeon Master's young ones.
04:56Good.
04:57Now we can eliminate them all.
04:59No!
05:00What?
05:01If you harm those children, I will work no more.
05:05Is that so?
05:08Your threats mean little to me, Venger.
05:11As you wish.
05:12Shadow Demon, see that they are captured and bring them to me.
05:17But...
05:18Go, and do not harm them.
05:31Say, uh, whatever your name is, you got any salt?
05:35Sogor.
05:36No, not sugar!
05:38Salt! Salt!
05:40Sheesh, sugar.
05:41These guys aren't as smart as we thought.
05:43Who puts sugar on potatoes?
05:45I'm afraid it is you who do not understand.
05:48Sogor is his name.
05:50Oh, right.
05:51And I'm Thumper, that's Bambi, and this is Dumbo.
05:54Can it, Eric. Be nice.
05:56Hey, you guys, the fire's going out.
05:58I will get some firewood.
06:00Can I go too, Sheila?
06:02Come on, I'm old enough.
06:04Okay, but be careful.
06:09How old are you, Bobby?
06:11Almost ten.
06:12Gosh, and you're allowed to go out on your own?
06:15I wasn't allowed to go out on my own until I was fifty-five.
06:19Fifty-five? How old are you now?
06:23Seventy-four.
06:24Seventy-four?
06:34Sheila, Sogor's seventy-four years old.
06:37What?
06:38Yeah, he's seventy-four.
06:40Boy, are you gullible, Bobby.
06:42Seventy-four, what a joke.
06:45Sogor, he's not seventy-four.
06:49He's only seventy-three and a half.
06:52But that's impossible.
06:54No, it's not.
06:56Look at him. They're children.
06:58We are children.
07:00Alphar is our only elder.
07:02How old is he?
07:03Five hundred and fifty-two.
07:05That's middle age for our people.
07:07Wow.
07:10Wow, that sounds great.
07:12Are you kidding?
07:13They probably go to school for three hundred and sixty years.
07:16Okay, guys, listen.
07:18We'd better get some sleep.
07:20We've got a big date tomorrow with Venger.
07:31We are nearing Venger's castle.
07:33I wonder why there are no guards around here.
07:36Because nobody is stupid enough to ever try to come here.
07:39That's why.
07:43Hey, Mom.
07:51Oh, no.
07:58Come on, let's try to get closer.
08:00What?
08:01I say we forget this whole deal.
08:03We're not even sure where Alphar is,
08:05even if we could get inside the castle.
08:07And we can't.
08:08Well, maybe not all of us,
08:10but one of us could.
08:13Especially if she were invisible.
08:20Good idea, Sheila.
08:22Now remember, Sheila,
08:23all you have to do is find out where Alphar and the ship are,
08:26then get out of there.
08:28By the time you get back, we'll be ready to move.
08:31You mean if she gets back.
08:33Shut up, Barry.
08:41Well, here goes everything.
08:51Hey, Lizard Lips.
08:53What do you call me?
08:55Me say nothing.
08:57Shut up and keep lookout.
09:01She made it.
09:03A trip wire.
09:08That must be Alphar,
09:10the spy that Alphar sent.
09:13Maybe he's right.
09:15You must be Alphar.
09:20It's Alphar.
09:22Do you recognize him?
09:24No, but I do.
09:26Have we ever met before?
09:28Nope.
09:29What would you like to do?
09:31that was a close one I sure hope Benger's dungeon is in the basement
10:01I've come from the children we're going to rescue you
10:06how thoughtful of them only it is not I who needs rescue
10:16it is you
10:18Benger!
10:19do not worry you will soon be joined by your friends
10:24it's been over an hour now I think she's in trouble
10:28I think she was in trouble when she left
10:30in truth there's a 97% chance that something unexpected has happened to your friend
10:35oh brother
10:36Ovino is right
10:38Dungeon Master!
10:39in fact you are all in great danger
10:42no kidding
10:43however through defeat you shall find victory
10:47what's that supposed to mean?
10:49it means the warranty is run out on Dungeon Master's brain
10:53I think the time has run out on our safety
10:55look!
11:01get her!
11:19hey!
11:22let's see how good you really are
11:30sorry no gold medals for you pal
11:33hey!
11:39hey!
11:43now what are we supposed to do magic?
11:45maybe that's it
11:46Presto try something
11:50okay here goes
11:52cloaks of weapons drop to the ground
11:55put Benger's troopers in the loft and found
11:59grab him
12:02sorry guys
12:13excellent
12:14they have even captured a young barbarian
12:17Dungeon Master's other young ones cannot be far behind
12:20soon Shadow Demon
12:22we shall have the ship and the magic weapons
12:26yes master
12:27boy I still don't understand how my hat made those guys disappear
12:31who cares we're gonna get creamed anyway
12:35cover your face Eric
12:37while you're at it cover your mouth too
12:39Eric's right this is pretty risky
12:41provided we don't make any foolish mistakes
12:44I'd say our odds of succeeding are precisely good
12:47odds schmods the only thing odd around here is the way these clothes fit
12:51Eric shut up and pay attention
12:55Trolomoc Gwalfor
13:02okay come on
13:04come on what?
13:05shh
13:06Trolomoc um Gwalfor
13:18way to go we did it
13:22I can do this stuff come on
13:28yeah
13:30look I'm supposed to take these prisoners to the dungeon
13:34so is that the new dungeon or the old dungeon?
13:37oh brother
13:41that way cell three
13:44yeah thanks for the help catch you later
13:47you were cool Eric real cool
13:50hey quit complaining I got us the directions didn't I?
14:03master
14:04I know the young ones are in the castle
14:08this will be easier than I expected
14:11yes master
14:14here it is cell three
14:17hang on Sheila we'll have you out in a minute
14:23it's us Sheila come on out
14:26you're not Sheila
14:29dungeon master spies
14:33hang on presto I'm hanging I'm hanging
14:41guys over here it's Sheila
14:44get them
14:48don't mess with me I'm a black belt in karate
14:51all right you asked for it
15:02boy I must be better than I thought
15:04hurry there will be more guards any minute
15:10Sheila are you all right?
15:12sure I am Bobby
15:14this is no time for sentimentality
15:16let's get Alphor and get out of here
15:19Alphor Alphor
15:21here
15:23I'll have you out in a second
15:27a monster
15:29oh no he must have eaten Alphor
15:31quick help me close the door
15:33he hasn't eaten anyone
15:35he's a vegetarian we're all vegetarians
15:38we huh?
15:40he's one of you
15:41you're one of him?
15:44you guys grow up to be Wookiees?
15:47Alphor
15:48have you been a good boy little Zogor?
15:51you guys grow into monsters?
15:53I mean things like that
15:57brother
15:58there's little time
15:59we must retrieve our ship and depart for home
16:02took the words right out of my mouth
16:04how will the rest of you get through the castle without being spotted?
16:07I think we can handle it right guys?
16:10right
16:11three to a cape should do it
16:13three people in each one of these?
16:15oh no
16:24what do you see Bobby?
16:28back of Uni's head
16:30which way to the ship Alphor?
16:32through that corridor and to the right
16:35ow get your elbow out of my ear
16:41oh
16:44oh
16:45it's over there
16:46wow a spaceship
16:50I wonder why there are no guards
16:52why?
16:53because nobody ever gets in here either
16:55that's why
16:58I didn't know they had spaceships in this world
17:01we're not from this world
17:02our ship crashed here
17:04huh?
17:05I wouldn't fly in that thing if Venger was standing right next to me
17:08Jesus
17:25how do you start this thing?
17:27it will not fly until I complete the repair of the motivator device
17:31so repair repair
17:34Eric duck
17:39what are you nuts?
17:41oh thanks
17:43fools you will never escape
17:50Kulan the Krell wrench
17:52how long will this take Alphor?
17:54no longer than we have I hope
17:57magic hat I'm gonna be frank
17:59what we need now is a 20 ton tank
18:02whoa
18:06Crystal this is no time to open a toy store
18:10sorry
18:11now don't do anything you'll regret fellas
18:13I'm warning you
18:17you'll be sorry if you come any closer
18:20she gone where did she go?
18:23so long
18:28she go bye bye now
18:31whoa look
18:33there's too many of them
18:35quick everyone into the spaceship
18:42come on come on
18:46I am warning you Alphor
18:52what childishness is this?
18:56now's our chance Alphor get this baby going
19:11oh great we're flying into his trash masher
19:15we're gonna need a stunt pilot
19:18no we're not
19:26very well if the ship is not to be mine
19:30no one shall have it
19:35I'm afraid the damage is quite bad
19:43we won't be bothered by Alphor's people
19:46or dungeon master's young ones again shadow demon
19:49but master what of their weapons?
19:52no doubt destroyed as well
19:59are you guys okay?
20:07I'm okay Alphor
20:09hey where are Presto and Eric?
20:11over here
20:12that was one crummy landing
20:18that one wasn't too hot either Eric
20:20I guess we'll never get back to our world
20:23or ours either
20:25nonsense I think I can fix it
20:28where is your world anyway?
20:30the planet axon far off through the northern sky
20:36yeah great neighborhood
20:37so how long before you'll have this jalopy up and flying again pop?
20:41oh not long say 15 years
20:44that soon?
20:46that soon?
20:47I think we better switch to another airline
20:49Eric good luck with your ship Alphor
20:52and your journey home
20:54thank you all for your help
20:56you're welcome
20:57come on guys we still got to find a way home
21:01so long
21:04here we go again
21:08get well
21:19you