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00:00Frozen in a time when space devised, but how would the universe survive?
00:21Dark daughters of the twenty-fourth and one-half century
00:30Protecting the powerless and the weak
00:37Dark daughters, here's fighting tyranny
00:42In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
01:12In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
01:22In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
01:34He knows what Xero means, Slavik, you know, because he doesn't know how to write his name.
01:47We have to put an end to this, I order you, Kes.
02:00That guy, El Xero, puts unhealthy ideas in the heads of the villagers.
02:05If this continues, not only will we not be able to pay the taxes, but we will have a real rebellion.
02:12But who could that El Xero be?
02:15Commander Hill Gago, I've been thinking about this for days.
02:19We saw El Xero for the first time after that messenger from the Galactic Protectorate arrived, you know.
02:29Good morning, sir.
02:31Ah, Captain F.R.K.
02:33I'm so glad to see you.
02:35Me too, commander.
02:37Of course, you know my deaf servant, Carstairs.
02:41Bob!
02:43Didn't you say he was deaf?
02:46Well, uh, he, uh, I, uh, I'm, uh, Trubuhus Borac.
02:51Bob, how do you like the school?
02:53Cl-cl-cl-cl-closed.
03:00It's closed.
03:06We can talk, commander.
03:08I'm talking, sir.
03:11I-i-it flew out.
03:13Listen, don't screw this up, we totally screwed it up.
03:17I know, but why are you attacking me in costume?
03:20You know that I, as the captain of the Protectorate, can't merrily interfere in a less developed planet.
03:25But I look, and I see how the villagers fall, and that touches my soul.
03:30Give me your tired, miserable, useless, who dare to drink tea,
03:34to be born free, free as the wind on the sea,
03:37free as a bird in the sun, in freedom and justice, for the most part.
03:42Besides, it's fun.
03:44Closed, how spiritual.
03:48Sir, let's go back to the elixir.
03:50I think they're the same thing.
03:53What do you mean? Where did you get that idea?
03:56Well, they're both the same height, the same black feathers, the same orange beak.
04:02They both flutter and flutter until they talk.
04:04They're both ducks.
04:06I could flutter them, but I lost my finger.
04:10Problems, sir?
04:12Don't pay attention to you, Keza.
04:14Go away, fatso.
04:16But, Captain Frka, have you thought about my request?
04:20I took it into consideration.
04:22What could I do with advanced weapons?
04:25It would help me rule this planet.
04:28I'd like to be, but the Protector doesn't like to give weapons to poorly developed civilizations.
04:35Come on, sir, why isn't it obvious?
04:38What?
04:39He's an elixir!
04:51What an idea!
04:59Captain Frka, you have to help us.
05:02Our people are trapped under Hilgag's spell.
05:05What a rude decision from such a gentle person.
05:08Captain Frka!
05:10Have you forgotten about Rubčić?
05:12Thank you, he's a designer smith.
05:15Give it to me, he turned my life into misery.
05:18What a rude decision from such a gentle person.
05:21He already said that.
05:23Don't you have anything else to say?
05:25Watch out for this trickster.
05:29The Protector
05:32It's just a spell, but it doesn't work.
05:34Guards, take the lady to the dungeon.
05:37Yes, sir!
05:38You'll never make it.
05:41My dear, I think I already did.
05:47Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
05:49What's going on here?
05:52So, you see, I'll make up a little spell for the young lady I caught.
05:57When Elksero hears about it, he'll rush to save her.
06:00Then I'll make him happy.
06:03The Protector will make him happy?
06:05Thank you, I understand.
06:07No problem, I graduated from the Laganja College.
06:22Sir, it's time.
06:24And I'm ready.
06:28The Protector
06:36No, no, no, no, it's a lot of air all at once.
06:40It's not enough to get rid of the stench,
06:42but at least you'll be able to change your costume.
06:50Oh, I'm sorry, I came to give peace and quiet to the convicts.
06:54Just come in, Father.
06:57Oh, a pig! And I thought that only a chicken could be a brother.
07:06Commander, it's already late, and there's no sign of Elxer yet.
07:11Don't worry, I'm sure that I will help you at this moment.
07:15At this moment.
07:22I will never buy a Mustang again.
07:29The sun is setting.
07:32Don't be afraid, my child. Elxer is already on his way.
07:36What do you know about these things, Father?
07:39It's me!
07:41Commander, we're running out of light.
07:44Yes, what do you say we light a torch?
07:47It will give us dramatic enlightenment.
07:50Do you have a lighter?
07:52I'm coming.
07:57Why does everything in the world not work?
08:03That's how it is when you buy over the Internet.
08:12Come on!
08:14I said come on!
08:17I often thought that it would end with a terrible fall, in a terrible explosion.
08:23Hey, hurry up, quiet!
08:26Come on, black beauty! I'll give you a big piece of sugar.
08:30Or maybe you prefer a toothpaste?
08:32Maybe he forgot us.
08:34Murek, all the cheese!
08:36Commander, Elxir is very late.
08:38The crowd is getting restless.
08:40Yes, but admit that the enlightenment is more dramatic.
08:43We have to give something to the audience or it will go away.
08:50I think Elxir is here.
08:54Showtime!
08:58Lucky XXL Plus can serve as a parachute.
09:01A parachute!
09:05Be careful, Elxir is very cunning.
09:08He could be anywhere, I think.
09:11But there is no reason to be at the bottom of this well,
09:14unless he is completely stupid, an idiot.
09:17But he is not.
09:19He is a worthy opponent.
09:31It's not working, it's not working.
09:38And now we will save the beautiful lady!
09:55Roberto! Miguel!
09:57Don't worry, it's just a superficial wound.
10:02Maybe I underestimated the damage.
10:05And you underestimated something else,
10:07when you decided to take a picture with Elxir!
10:11Elxir's sign!
10:13Yes, it really looks like that.
10:18Thank you, now I can take Teresa for sure.
10:21Only Melia is not doing anything.
10:26Hey, wait a minute!
10:28Look, Elxir!
10:31Elxir!
10:36Hey, you and me, let's shake hands while we run!
10:40Close the door!
10:47And now a little fashionable addition for Robote!
10:52Hey, this is really soft, but I can't see!
10:55Help me, help, I beg you!
10:58Hiya! I'll give you all the cheese, gentlemen!
11:03A little trick I learned from a weirdo!
11:06Weirdo?
11:17Oh, it's weird to watch robots explode!
11:20Another successful run for Elxir!
11:24Well, I wouldn't go that far.
11:28We came to fight the cats?
11:30You noticed well.
11:32Well then, let's start!
11:38And excuse me, I'll take my runaway weapon.
11:44But don't worry, old man, I think you just hurt my little finger.
11:49Enough!
11:51You fight well, but not good enough to defeat me!
11:57Even if I don't make it, the peasants will rise up and destroy your evil kingdom!
12:02The peasants are weak and they will do whatever I tell them to!
12:05Wrong!
12:07Look, the people are tired of throwing evil in the garbage!
12:10I surrender, Elxir!
12:13Did you see that?
12:15For the first time in a long time, Elxir has won!
12:18Did you see that, Commander?
12:21What the hell?
12:23I told you.
12:25Why are you doing this?
12:27What?
12:29Captain, that was great!
12:31No, it wasn't.
12:33But where are those tired masses who want to run freely?
12:36They got bored and went home to watch the Star Trail rehearsal,
12:39so I made a suitable pot for the hay.
12:42I realized that in order to fill the void in power,
12:45we need to establish a government.
12:48Oh, yeah?
12:50A puppet one.
12:53Good?
12:55Super!
12:57To be continued
13:14Oh, two days of golfing on the planet of tigers for rest and relaxation.
13:19This is going to be a game of life!
13:21Take off my new socks,
13:24new shoes,
13:26new shirt for golf that absorbs moisture,
13:29and pants that reduce back pain.
13:32I have the best equipment!
13:34We took it off!
13:36Old is okay, but watch out for my high-tech strap.
13:40That's Pazinataj X-E-Z.
13:43The latest technology.
13:45It emits sound energy waves, which allows me to control the ball
13:48and hit it at the end.
13:55I call it the Dechnolos forward.
13:58Isn't that Baba Vara?
14:00Shut up, you stupid old woman!
14:13What's that?
14:15Maybe a small spatial anomaly.
14:16There's no way.
14:18It's a ghost.
14:20My brother is a hostage.
14:22C-Captain Frka,
14:24there's no such thing as a p-p-poltergeist.
14:27According to your information,
14:29some members of Frka's family were born with a gift.
14:34What do you want to say, Frka?
14:36I can communicate with death.
14:38Death?
14:44Was that a swarm inside the space ship?
14:47Let's take a look.
14:51Why are we in the basement?
14:53That's the most dangerous part of the ship.
14:56Stay close, children.
14:58We don't want to be separated by ghosts.
15:00I don't believe in ghosts.
15:02Yeah, that and ghosts.
15:04That's real stupidity.
15:05That's real, real stupidity.
15:07Child's nonsense.
15:09You're right, old man.
15:11I'm a sign of infantile mind.
15:13Yeah, for babies.
15:15Yeah, little girls.
15:17Who's calling their moms?
15:19We're so scared.
15:21Save us, Mom, from the terrible ghosts!
15:24Wait!
15:26I think we're in the right place.
15:28I'll light a cold point.
15:31What are you doing?
15:33I'm trying to get rid of the ghosts.
15:35They're too bright.
15:37Then I throw a torch,
15:39wait for the fire to go out,
15:41and pull them out.
15:43That sounds more like singing to me.
15:45Oh, you like to sing too, huh?
15:47Yeah, but I thought we were catching ghosts.
15:49Ghosts, right?
15:51I'll tell you a little secret.
15:53I have a special gift.
15:55I think you've already said that.
15:57The best way to get rid of unwanted poltergeist is this.
16:00That's just an old idiot camera.
16:02Yeah, that simple.
16:03But it's essential for capturing ghosts.
16:06I'll just take a picture of this,
16:09and wait a few seconds for it to unfold.
16:12And...
16:14Look!
16:16More than ectoplasm!
16:18That's your finger.
16:22Say that again!
16:24Finger.
16:29Look, Pecky, see this?
16:32Finger.
16:34Time is ticking.
16:36Finger. Finger.
16:38Close your eyes. Finger.
16:42That's for an article I'm writing
16:44for the medical journal.
16:46This is a banana.
16:48What? You made a banana?
16:53What are you doing?
16:55Well, if you ask me, I need potassium.
16:58Bananas are full of potassium.
17:01Now I know why he never goes to Antwerp.
17:05Lack of potassium results in fatigue, constipation,
17:09indigestion, bloating, and low blood sugar.
17:16Oh, my hat!
17:18Captain, what's that?
17:20The residue left by those who left their material form.
17:24Oh, oh, oh.
17:26You doubted my power, didn't you?
17:27But now the great unknown is staring you right in the face.
17:31You were so stupid and stupid,
17:33and now you're eating a banana, too!
17:35I have a serious problem.
17:37Two weeks ago, that hat was filled with coffee,
17:40and now look at it!
17:42The coffee has probably just evaporated.
17:45The residue has turned into mold.
17:47Mold?
17:58Traitors!
18:06C-C-C-Captain, where are you?
18:10Move forward!
18:12The Great Fortress knows everything!
18:14It sees everything!
18:16I will be the bridge on the other side.
18:19My crystal will allow me to return across the Vela.
18:22Come to me, soul of the beast.
18:24Come closer, mortals.
18:29I think he's in a trance.
18:31I am in a trance.
18:33I am your bridge on the other side.
18:35The beasts are talking to me.
18:37Aha!
18:39Did any of you have ancestors?
18:42Yes, yes, I had ancestors.
18:44And was your ancestor a human, by any chance?
18:48He really was.
18:50I'm getting something from him.
18:52Aha, yes, aha,
18:55um, ham-ha-sham-clam.
18:57Did your ancestor ever wear pants?
19:00Oh, you're making me crazy.
19:02So, we made a deal beforehand, didn't we?
19:05I've never seen such a mistake in my life.
19:08This is ridiculous.
19:10This is stupid.
19:13What's wrong with him?
19:15He's talking to himself.
19:17Hurry, fill him up with milk.
19:19Is there any end to his mouth?
19:20Aha!
19:22Puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh.
19:24It's coming from the reactor.
19:26It looks like the nucleus has been disconnected.
19:28If we don't fix it quickly,
19:30the whole number will explode.
19:32How far do you think the nucleus is?
19:34About three centimeters, I'd say.
19:36That should be a good guess.
19:41That should be a good guess.
19:43The conductivity property of this ball
19:45should close the open circle
19:47and re-establish the nucleus for the atomic drive.
19:48I agree.
19:50You need to use your attention to that FLEX-EZ
19:52to bring the ball through the labyrinth channel.
19:54Okay, but that won't kill the wild beast,
19:56the Paranormal Dog.
19:58Can we at least try it?
20:00Sure, no problem.
20:04Yum!
20:06Yum!
20:08You can do it, can't you?
20:12Is there a chance we'll crash into the shuttle?
20:14We won't make it in time.
20:16I won't be the first to run away from school.
20:19Get out of the way!
20:21I almost made it.
20:30What's going on?
20:32We're not dead yet.
20:34I went through the same thing.
20:45The, the, the...
20:47No!
20:54No, old man!
21:03No, old man!
21:06We won't make it.
21:07We won't make it.
21:15Wait, he made it!
21:17He saved the ship!
21:19I didn't doubt it, Doctor.
21:21The Paranormal Dog is the bravest captain I know.
21:23He saved me!
21:26And now he's done with the story about the lost ship.
21:29That's right,
21:31because the ghosts don't exist at all.
21:33That's what you think, old man.
21:37The Paranormal Dog
22:07Paranormal Dog