After being abandoned by Jesse in The Wonder of Penarth for 8 months where he had to work for famous crime boss King Cha | dG1fWG5vUktEUENqVXM
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00:00My name is Walter Hardwell-White. I live at 308 Neville Royal Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
00:09This is my confession.
00:11Eight months ago, Mike Umentraut sent me to Cardiff.
00:14At the time, I did not know how weird it could be, but let me tell you, it's bloody weird!
00:20Not only is this the weirdest damn place I've ever been to, but I'm not allowed to leave!
00:25I was astounded. I always thought Mike was a moral man.
00:30He started sending my other acquaintances here too, like Jimmy Saul Goodman-McGill and Jesse Bungalow Pinkman.
00:39I hatched a plan to escape to the wonder of Panama in hopes of attempting to come back to normalcy.
00:45However, the weirdness followed me here in the form of a weird fly.
00:50It's no doubt in my mind that Mike Umentraut sent this fly after us.
00:54No doubt in my mind whatsoever.
00:57It was because of this weird fly that I eventually lost my baby blues in a sledgehammer accident.
01:04Stranded in Panama for nothing to my name, I was eventually forced to join crime boss King Charles as his drug assistant,
01:12in which he called me pickles and put my balls in a pickle jar.
01:17It was humiliating!
01:19Eventually, after months of work, I was able to scrape enough money to get ball reattachment surgery.
01:26Now with my true strength coming back, I'm coming for you, Mike!
01:30I will provide for my family, I will escape from Weird Carniv, and I have had enough with weird flies!
01:42But first, I must speak with an old friend.