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00:00I suppose it all started with the snow. You see, it was a very special kind of snow.
00:15A snow to make the happy happy, and the guilty guilty.
00:20A snow to make a homecoming homier, and natural enemies friends.
00:27For it was the first snow of the season, and as any child can tell you, there's a certain magic to the very first snow.
00:36Especially when it falls on the day before Christmas.
00:40For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow, well, something wonderful is bound to happen.
00:57Children, back to your seats. The snow can wait.
01:01Now, now. I've hired Professor Hinkle, the magician, to entertain in today's class Christmas party.
01:10So, pay attention.
01:13Now, Professor Hinkle was just about to wish the magician good luck.
01:27And so, I put the magic eggs into my hat.
01:31Have a cadaver to coin the phrase.
01:33And voila, the eggs have turned into...
01:50Where is that rabbit?
01:53Hocus pocus, where are you?
01:56I have no idea.
01:57The only thing this hat's good for is the trash can.
02:00And then he decided to use some of grandma's other colors.
02:05Whoa!
02:08Whoa!
02:20You deserve Hinkle the ouch for some stupid, ow, frozen water.
02:27Hey, look at the snow outside.
02:29It's cold and snowy.
02:32We're building a snowman, Karen.
02:34You make the head.
02:36The head is the most difficult part.
02:39Ask anyone.
02:41What will we call him?
02:43Yeah, should we call him Harold?
02:45Uh, Buzz?
02:46No.
02:47What the fuck, a rabbit?
02:49Oh, no.
02:51Oh, dear.
02:52Oh, no.
02:53Oh, no.
02:54Oh, no.
02:55Oh, no.
02:56Oh, no.
02:57Oh, no.
02:58Oh, no.
02:59Oh, no.
03:00Oatmeal?
03:01Oatmeal?
03:03How about Frosty?
03:07Frosty?
03:09Yeah, Frosty it is.
03:11Frosty the snowman.
03:13Yay!
03:14Yay!
03:15Frosty the snowman, what a happy jolly soul.
03:21With a pumpkin pie and a button nose and two eyes made out of gold.
03:28Frosty.
03:30Come back here, you.
03:42Happy birthday.
03:45That hat brought Frosty to life.
03:48It must be magic.
03:50Magic?
03:52My hat magic?
03:55Just look.
03:58If that hat is magic, I want it back.
04:03But it's not yours anymore.
04:05You threw it away.
04:07Don't talk back to your elders, you naughty, naughty little girl.
04:11And you, stay in there or there'll be no carrots for Christmas.
04:16But you can't take that hat back.
04:18It brought Frosty to life.
04:20You saw it happen.
04:23I saw nothing of the kind.
04:26Quiet.
04:28I can't lose that hat if it's really got magic now.
04:31It'll make me a millionaire magician.
04:35But we saw Frosty come to life, didn't we?
04:38Uh-huh.
04:39We sure did.
04:41You silly children believe everything you see.
04:45When you're grown up, you'll realize that snowman can't come to life.
04:50But we...
04:51Silly, silly, silly.
04:58Oh, Frosty, we don't care what grown-ups say.
05:01We know you did come to life.
05:04We know, Frosty.
05:06We just know.
05:08Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soldier
05:13With a corncob pipe and a button nose
05:16And two eyes made out of coal
05:19Frosty the snowman is a fairytale they say
05:24He was made of snow but the children know
05:27How he came to life one day
05:36Now, of course, the hat did belong to Frosty and the children.
05:41That point must be made very clear.
05:45Therefore, Hocus Pocus was entirely in the right
05:48In what he was about to do.
05:59Well, Hocus Pocus raced back to the children just as fast as he could.
06:15Look, the hat's back.
06:17Let's see if it'll make Frosty alive again.
06:28Happy birthday!
06:31Hey, I said my first words.
06:34But... but snowman can't talk.
06:38All right, come on now.
06:41What's the joke?
06:43Could... could I really be alive?
06:46I mean, I can make words.
06:48I can move.
06:50I can juggle.
06:52I can sweep.
06:54I can count to ten.
06:56One, two, three, four, five, nine, six, eight.
07:03Well, I can count to five.
07:07What do you know? I'm even ticklish.
07:10In fact, I'm all livin'.
07:13I am alive.
07:15What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me.
07:20There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.
07:25Oh, when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around.
07:31Frosty the snowman was alive as he could be.
07:36And the children say he could laugh and play just the same as you and me.
07:45Uh-oh.
07:47What's the matter, Frosty?
07:49Is there a thermometer around here?
07:52Over there in the wall. Why?
07:58Oh, I was afraid of that.
08:01The thermometer's getting red.
08:03I hate red thermometers.
08:05Why, Frosty?
08:07Because when the thermometer gets all reddish, the temperature goes up.
08:10And when the temperature goes up, I start to melt.
08:14And when I start to melt, I get all wishy-washy.
08:18Then you've got to go someplace where you'll never melt.
08:22The only place I'd never melt is the North Pole.
08:25Then we've got to get you there.
08:27Yeah. We'll take you downtown to the railroad station.
08:31And put you on a train.
08:33Great. I always wanted to see the town.
08:36Let's make a party out of it.
08:38Let's have a parade.
08:40Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
08:44Frosty the Snowman
08:47Knew the sun was hot that day
08:51So he said, let's run and we'll have some fun
08:55Now before I melt away
09:10Down to the village
09:14With a broomstick in his hand
09:18Running here and there
09:20All around the square
09:22Saying, catch me if you can
09:26Come on, kids. Follow the leader.
09:29Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
09:34And he only paused a moment
09:38When he heard him holler, stop!
09:42Stop! Stop! Stop!
09:46All right.
09:48Didn't you see that traffic light?
09:50It's a signal.
09:52It's a signal.
09:54It's a signal.
09:56It's a signal.
09:58It's a signal.
10:00It's a signal.
10:03What's a traffic light?
10:05Up there on the lamppost.
10:07What's a lamppost?
10:09Oh, you want a ticket, wise guy?
10:12I'd love one. To the North Pole, please.
10:15Huh?
10:16You've got to excuse him, sir.
10:18You see, he just came to life.
10:21And he doesn't know much about such things.
10:24Oh, well, okay, if he just came to life.
10:28Move along!
10:30Silly snowmen. Once they come to life, they don't know nothing.
10:34Come to life?
11:01We'd like a ticket to the North Pole, please.
11:05Well, North Pole?
11:07Oh, yes, ma'am.
11:20Root you by the way of Saskatchewan
11:23Hudson Bay, Nome, Alaska
11:26The Klondike and Aurora Borealis
11:29You've got to make a change at Nanook of the North Road.
11:32That'll be $3,000.04, including tax.
11:37Oh, but we don't have any money.
11:41No money!
11:47No money, no ticket!
11:55Now I'll never get to the North Pole.
11:57Oh, Frosty, you just can't melt.
12:01Oh, Karen, don't you get all slushy, too.
12:08What is it, Hocus?
12:10Out the window?
12:14A refrigerated boxcar.
12:16On a train headed north.
12:19You'll be safe there, Frosty.
12:21Come on!
12:28It's full of ice cream.
12:30And frozen Christmas cakes.
12:32What a neat way to travel.
12:42Hurry up, Frosty.
12:44The train is pulling out.
12:47Are you coming to the North Pole, too?
12:50I'm sure my mother won't mind.
12:52As long as I'm home in time for supper.
12:57HONK! HONK! HONK!
13:06Frosty the Snowman had a hurry on his way.
13:11But he waved goodbye, saying,
13:13Don't cry, I'll be back again someday.
13:18I must get that hat back.
13:20Think nasty, think nasty, think nasty.
13:25He'll be back again someday.
13:36Now, actually, a refrigerated boxcar is a splendid way to travel.
13:41Splendid, that is, if one is a snowman or a furry coated rabbit.
13:47But for Karen...
13:52Are you cold, Karen?
13:54Now, that's a silly question.
13:56You wouldn't be sneezing if you weren't cold.
13:59Well, just a little.
14:06Frosty realized that Karen had to get out of that car as soon as possible.
14:12So when the little freight train stopped
14:15to let an express full of happy Christmas travelers pass,
14:20Frosty took advantage of the opportunity
14:23and quickly got them all out.
14:29Oh, you tricked me! No fair!
14:35The only thing Professor Henkel could do was make a jump for it.
14:53Frosty wanted to get as far away as he could before Henkel woke up.
15:09But the woods to which they traveled were still bitterly cold.
15:16Hocus, I've got to get Karen all the way back to the car.
15:21Hocus, I've got to get Karen all warmed up, or she's a goner.
15:29But I can't make a fire?
15:31Oh boy, that's one thing I really can't do.
15:35Guess we just better keep moving till we find someone who can.
15:40Then suddenly they came upon a tiny glen
15:43which seemed almost magical.
15:46For it was Christmas Eve,
15:48and the woodland animals were all decorating for their big celebration.
15:53They knew Santa was to come that night,
15:56and they wanted everything to be just right.
16:00Hocus, speak to the animals.
16:02See if they will all pitch in and build a fire for Karen.
16:17The animals were delighted to help,
16:21so they found a spot away from the glen
16:24where the fire wouldn't catch onto the tree.
16:28Soon there was a spark,
16:31and in almost no time, a splendid fire was blackened away.
16:37Frosty was careful to stay far away from the flames.
16:46Hocus, we've got to find someone to help Karen get home before she freezes,
16:51and me to the North Pole before I melt.
16:54But who?
16:58No, not the Marines.
17:01No, not the President of the United States.
17:04Oh, they were both swell ideas,
17:07but we've got to find someone nearby.
17:14Yeah, Santa Claus.
17:17That's a great idea.
17:19Why didn't I think of that before?
17:22Yeah, Santa Claus.
17:25That's a great idea.
17:27Why didn't I think of that before?
17:32Hocus, you go back with the animals,
17:35and when Santa comes, you bring him right here, understand?
17:41Hurry now!
17:44And so Frosty kept a silent vigil,
17:48waiting patiently all through the night until Santa would arrive.
17:53But suddenly...
17:55Oh, a campfire.
17:58Well, isn't that all snug and comfy?
18:04No, don't!
18:06Now, give me that hat.
18:09No, don't!
18:11Now, give me that hat or else!
18:14Or else what?
18:16Oh, well, don't bother me with details.
18:19Give me that hat!
18:22Get on my shoulders, Karen.
18:25You see, Frosty, since he was made of snow himself,
18:29was the fastest belly whopper in the world.
18:40And old Professor Hinkle was soon far out distant.
18:50And now it was Frosty's good fortune
18:53that right at the bottom of the hill was a tiny greenhouse
18:57used to grow precious tropical poinsettias for Christmas.
19:04It's got to be all warm and snug inside
19:06for those Christmas flowers to grow so beautiful.
19:09Let's go in.
19:11Oh, but... but you will melt.
19:14Just a little.
19:16I'll only stay inside for a minute.
19:18Besides, I've been meaning to take off a little weight anyway.
19:27Stay in here much longer and I'll really make a splash in the world.
19:37Huh?
19:41Now I've got you!
19:43And the minute you're all melted, the hat will be mine!
19:52Santa had arrived, but was he too late?
20:03Hocus explained the situation to Santa,
20:05who, as you know, speaks a fluent rabbit.
20:10And when they didn't find Frosty and Karen on the hill,
20:14Santa followed Frosty's pad in the snow to the greenhouse.
20:20But when they got inside, a terrible sight met their eyes.
20:35Oh... Santa...
20:43Frosty the Snowman
20:48was a happy, jolly soul
20:54with a conker pipe and a button nose
21:01and two eyes made out of coal.
21:09They were too late.
21:14Too late? Why, nonsense!
21:19Oh, don't cry, Karen. Frosty's not gone for good.
21:24You see, he was made out of Christmas snow
21:27and Christmas snow can never disappear completely.
21:32Oh, it sometimes goes away for almost a year at a time
21:36and takes the form of spring and summer rain.
21:40But you can bet your boots
21:42that when a good, jolly December wind kisses it,
21:47it'll turn into Christmas snow all over again.
21:51Yes, but... he was my friend.
21:57Just watch.
22:10Wait a minute. I want that hat and I want it now.
22:16Don't you dare touch that.
22:19And just what are you going to do about it?
22:22If you so much as lay a finger on the brim,
22:25I'll never bring you another Christmas present as long as you live.
22:32Never?
22:33Never.
22:35No more trick cards or magic balls or...
22:40No more anything.
22:43Oh, that's not fair.
22:46I mean, we evil magicians have to make a living too.
22:51Now you go home and write,
22:53I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty a hundred zillion times.
22:59And then maybe, just maybe, mind you,
23:02you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning.
23:07A new hat, maybe?
23:09Oh, yes, sir.
23:11Goodbye, everyone. Sorry to lose and run,
23:14but I've got to get busy writing.
23:17Busy, busy, busy.
23:22He, he, he, he.
23:24Come on, Frosty. We're all waiting for you.
23:31Happy birthday!
23:33Frosty the Snowman is a fairy tale they say.
23:38He was made of snow, but the children know how he came to life one day.
23:47And so Shazza took Karen home
23:50ready to bring Frosty back to the North Pole with him.
23:56Karen hated to say goodbye to Frosty,
24:00but as Santa promised,
24:02Frosty returned every year with the magical Christmas snow.
24:06And every year there was a great celebration with a big Christmas parade.
24:17Look at that Frosty go.
24:20Thumpety, thump, thump, thumpety, thump, thump.
24:22Over the hills of snow,
24:25Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul.
24:30With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
24:33and two eyes made out of coal.
24:38And with Frosty the Snowman,
24:40Christmas was always very merry indeed.
24:44You have a merry Christmas.
24:47Frosty the Snowman had to hurry on his way,
24:52but he waved goodbye saying,
24:55Don't you cry.
25:00I'll be back on Christmas Day!
25:17The End