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00:00BELL RINGS
00:30既高凡勇 背誦一二
00:38張文鋒
00:42張功吉 可否一杯
00:44哪篇啊
00:46哪篇都不會啦
00:50既然這樣 那你就站在後面
00:52清醒清醒吧
00:54既高凡勇 背誦一二
00:58你們兩個可否一杯
01:04昨晚背過
01:06剛才忘了
01:08上去後面吧
01:14小木不可掉眼
01:16老夫昨天
01:18為大家布置下去的
01:20是滿江紅
01:22是南宋抗金英雄
01:24岳飛將軍
01:26所作的一首詞
01:28是一首
01:30氣壯山河
01:32廣教一約的詮釋記轄
01:34抒發了岳飛的
01:36掃蕩敵寇
01:38玩我河山的
01:40鎮定意志和
01:42必信信念
01:44每每都來
01:46都要我們有愛國之心
01:48和報國之情
01:52難道你們沒有一個
01:54可以背誦滿江紅
02:12你叫什麼名字
02:14我呀
02:16我叫王虎
02:18王是大王的王
02:20王虎
02:22東北來的學生
02:24玩水底魚果真了得
02:26哎呀
02:28如今國家
02:30好
02:32有救了
02:34有救了
02:36太好了
02:38實在太好了
02:40喝
02:48靠腰了
02:50他這嘴比機車還快
02:52這傢伙昨晚沒來
02:54原來是要好好做功課
02:56真是慫婆
02:58不過
03:00他明顯是有備而來的
03:02我覺得你
03:04又被他羞辱了
03:10一杯好飯
03:16老妹你家哪
03:18我我們家
03:24這麼多人
03:26同學
03:28讓一下啊
03:30往後退下
03:32啊
03:34幹啥呢
03:36講不講道德素質啊
03:38沒看見我人排隊的嗎
03:40關你什麼事啊
03:42你誰啊
03:44我是你
03:46幹啥
03:56你咋了
03:58醜了
04:00我想尿尿
04:02什麼不好
04:04哎呀媽呀
04:06這是大事啊
04:08來來來
04:10兄弟啊
04:12趕緊去廁所吧
04:14別把身體憋壞了
04:16走走走
04:28我決定要正式挑戰
04:30這個新來的東北插班生
04:32用最直接的方式
04:34跟著打一場
04:36沒錯
04:38國人士兵都拿出來
04:40誰的作文分數最高
04:42就由誰來寫這份挑戰書
04:44啊
04:48不是吧
04:50峰哥
04:52我們在座的各位
04:54不是考十分就八分
04:56寫戰書不是古代人才會寫嗎
04:58滿年滿的耶
05:00你知道我們這幫人的什麼水平
05:02你只有七分耶
05:22鄭老師啊
05:24我有問題想問您
05:26有問題問我啊
05:28有問題問我
05:30對對對
05:32坐坐坐
05:34你坐吧
05:38什麼問題
05:40鄭老師啊
05:42我想請教您
05:44古代的戰書怎麼寫啊
05:46最狠的那一種啊
05:48戰書啊
05:50戰書就是說跟戰爭有關的吧
05:52紀元歷
05:54盤古
05:56開天閉地
05:58請各位幫我先寫一份
06:00我回去一定好好研究
06:02好
06:04我個人最喜歡的
06:06一篇喜文是最好的
06:08你先坐你先坐
06:10我寫給你啊
06:12我給你寫一篇
06:14討王往昔
06:16這個討王往昔呢
06:18是周瑜公元的二十上年
06:20作者是魏肖
06:22這個王往
06:24賺錢的時候
06:26我的天煞大亂
06:28民不聊生啊
06:52如果你敢來
06:54我一定要你好
06:56龐哥
06:58你真是絕地聰明
07:00王虎看到這個肯定會嚇尿的啦
07:02對
07:04龐哥還是你優
07:06王虎看到會嚇尿是吧
07:08當然會嚇尿啊
07:10那你來送吧
07:16王虎同學
07:20是這樣啦
07:22明天是我的生日
07:24以往我都會邀請全班的同學
07:26一起來參加我的生日派對
07:28雖然說你才剛來沒多久
07:30但我還是很真誠的
07:32邀請你
07:34班長過生日啊
07:36那必須給面子
07:38那個
07:40還有兼學生會會長
07:42好的班長
07:44那就這樣
07:46明天
07:48等一會
07:52班長
08:06幹啥呢
08:12這個給你
08:22打好
08:24顧興都侯
08:26王虎漫無天地
08:28什麼道
08:30逆什麼作
08:32服輸欺貨
08:34什麼什麼
08:36震怒上帝
08:38這都啥跟啥呀
08:40上帝都找不出來
08:42虎哥我買了一點蛋撻呢你吃吃看
08:44是嗎
08:46這玩意一看就有食慾哈
08:48是吧這是我們這裡
08:50註意有名的蛋撻嗎
08:52好吃
08:54好吃是吧
08:56你也一起吃點
08:58我天天心情太多了你吃吧
09:00真的
09:02我從小到大沒吃過這麼好吃的蛋撻呢
09:04咱們這過生日
09:06新送啥禮物
09:08生日你是說
09:10賈伯斯生日
09:12對啊他不是邀請我了嗎
09:14你要去啊
09:16借這個機會吧就聯絡聯絡同學的感情嘛
09:18況且吧
09:20嘉儀這不有可能也去嗎
09:22沈嘉儀
09:24這個我不知道
09:26還是你可以問問他嗎
09:28對啊我見過他面
09:30我趁這機會我就問問他
09:32這不共同話題就來了嗎
09:34是啊
09:40嘉儀的臉真的好小哦
09:42對啊
09:44小湯匙
09:46好可愛的嘛
09:52他好溫柔哦
09:54長得太長你也很可愛吧
09:58嘉儀
10:00嘉儀哦
10:02嘻嘻啥呀
10:04我叫嘉儀有毛病嗎
10:06你說我不叫他嘉儀叫啥
10:08叫小儀啊那不差輩了嗎
10:10小儀
10:12你們知道我叫什麼名
10:16你們先聊我還有東西忘了拿
10:18對對對我陪貝貝去你們慢慢聊
10:20嘉儀
10:26你說這兩個女同學
10:28一天天的
10:38你說這小帖是枕透啊
10:46班長
10:48班長過生日
10:50對他請了我
10:52我不知道送點啥禮物
10:54你給我參不參不
10:56我也不知道
10:58要不你去問其他男同學
11:00問你室友吧
11:02問那幫男同學幹啥玩意
11:04他們知道啥呀
11:06送男同學禮物就應該問女同學
11:08你是我認識的唯一的女同學
11:12你說這個班長啊
11:14喜歡啥呢
11:16他嘛好像除了學習之外
11:18沒有其他興趣
11:20不過我聽說
11:22他父母是商人哥哥在美國讀書
11:24我覺得
11:26我給他包紅包吧
11:28紅包
11:30也不行我說包紅包吧
11:32就好像爺爺給孫子壓歲錢似的
11:44你們這是賣菜刀嗎
11:46菜刀
11:48對就是那種咔咔咔咔
11:50一頓剁你個大骨棒那種
11:52咔咔是什麼意思
11:54要殺人啊
11:56快快去告訴光哥
12:00不過你要買它幹嘛呀
12:02就菜刀
12:04財道嘛就代表一種美好的祝福
12:06財道
12:08祝福
12:10這是一個諧音梗送給你
12:12那你準備給他送點啥呀
12:16如果我要送他的話
12:18我就拿三星的CT值
12:20你這是他真朋友啊
12:30光哥
12:32出事了
12:34幹嘛什麼事慌慌張張的
12:36那個
12:38王虎
12:40他買刀了
12:42什麼
12:44我們剛剛還路過聽到他說
12:46要咔咔咔
12:48要不我們別打了我們報警吧
12:50白痴嗎
12:52報警說什麼說他要殺我嗎
12:54要不算了吧
12:56我都說了這關東北火不好惹
12:58男人的約定
13:00怎麼可以取消
13:02我就不信他真的有這個膽量
13:10咔咔咔
13:16喂東北的
13:18明天的事你準備好了沒有
13:20明天你也去啊
13:22我還以為這種事你沒參加呢
13:24廢話我當然要去啊
13:26去就去唄你嚷嚷什麼玩意
13:28東西都準備好了嗎
13:30準備什麼
13:32幹嘛呀
13:34空手去啊
13:36東北的我告訴你
13:38明天不管你帶什麼
13:40我是只帶這一雙鞋
13:50什麼人啊空手
13:52還這麼理直氣壯
14:08衝啊
14:38啊
14:40詹姨
14:42好詞
14:46你再給我來一塊
15:08東北的
15:10你給我等著
15:16聽說張文鋒要和你決鬥了
15:18聽說張文鋒要和你決鬥了
15:20你快點去看
15:22聽說張文鋒要和你決鬥了
15:24張文鋒好靚仔啊
15:26跟誰決鬥啊
15:28不知道啊
15:38聽說張文鋒要和你決鬥啊
15:40聽說張文鋒要和你決鬥啊
15:42你先去別嚷嚷
15:52要休息 grand
15:53I don't know what to say.
15:55The guy in the middle.
15:59That's it!
16:00This guy's style is the coolest.
16:04We seem to have been deceived.
16:05Did I get the wrong person?
16:07He's obviously prepared.
16:08I think you've been deceived by him again.
16:11No matter what you wear tomorrow,
16:13I'll only wear this pair of shoes.
16:17Zhang Wen Feng is so handsome.
16:19Yeah.
16:20How can he be so handsome?
16:21It would be great if he was my friend.
16:23There are peanuts and popcorn here.
16:25It's a must to watch the game.
16:27If you don't buy my set meal,
16:28you can also send it to Zhang Wen Feng.
16:30It's a win-win situation.
16:31You have to come.
16:32There are two people.
16:34Classmate.
16:35Look at your bones.
16:37The eyes are deep and the bones are sharp.
16:40It's a good tool for practicing judo.
16:42Are you interested in joining the judo club?
17:00I've only seen a large-scale show once.
17:07That was when I just started school.
17:09You first-year students
17:11can see it with your own eyes now.
17:14It's really lucky.
17:16You're right.
17:18You have to know
17:19Zhang Wen Feng's strength
17:21is that everyone has eyes.
17:23You have to be willing.
17:25In this school,
17:26in terms of judo,
17:28he is at the same level as me.
17:32If you dare to challenge him,
17:34you must be strong.
17:36That Northeastern style
17:39is not to be underestimated.
17:42Oh.
17:46You're right about this sentence.
17:49This guy is definitely not easy.
17:51He directly targeted
17:53Zhang Wen Feng, the main player of the judo club.
17:55It's called
17:56bending the bow to bend the wall,
17:58bending the shoulder to bend the wall,
18:00shooting people first, shooting horses first,
18:01and shooting thieves first.
18:03After all, we don't even know that guy.
18:08It's really impossible.
18:14Such a big scene
18:15can be as stable as Mount Tai.
18:17Until now,
18:18there is still no clue.
18:23Interesting.
18:25This must be a
18:29difficult battle.
18:33Oh.
18:34Is it true?
18:35Is there really someone who dares to offend Zhang Wen Feng?
18:37I heard it was the new Northeastern transfer student.
18:39This person just came to school
18:40and offended Zhang Wen Feng.
18:43He offended Zhang Wen Feng.
18:44I'm afraid something will happen today.
18:45Wow.
18:46Awesome.
18:47Maybe you can win today.
18:48Wow.
18:49Awesome.
18:50Let's go.
18:51Let's go.
18:52Sorry.
19:09Hey.
19:10What time is it?
19:12Hey.
19:13What are you doing?
19:14Are you going to fight or not?
19:17Of course.
19:18Of course.
19:19Of course.
19:20Of course.
19:21Of course.
19:22Of course.
19:23Zhang San.
19:24Are you sure your tactics
19:25didn't affect Huangfu?
19:27I...
19:28I did.
19:32In front of so many classmates,
19:33if you are humiliated again,
19:35I will kill Huangfu.
19:38Ah.
19:40Ah.
19:50Wait a minute.
19:51Let me tie my shoelaces first.
19:52Hurry up.
19:53Zhang Wen Feng's strength
19:54can defeat that idiot very quickly.
19:56This game is very fast.
19:58You won't see it later.
19:59Okay.
20:00Okay.
20:01It's just Zhang Wen Feng.
20:02Maybe he will find out
20:03that he is an idiot.
20:04How can someone
20:05beat my Feng?
20:06What are you doing?
20:07Do you want to sleep?
20:08It's so noisy.
20:09It's so noisy.
20:10It's so noisy.
20:11I'm sorry.
20:12We are going to the club
20:13to watch the fight.
20:14Fight?
20:15It's too lively.
20:16Wait a minute.
20:17Wait a minute.
20:21Where are you going?
20:22Take me with you.
20:29Look.
20:30You are the worst.
20:31Both of them were defeated.
20:33Forget it.
20:34I can't see.
20:35What are you talking about?
20:36We said
20:37there were too many people.
20:38I can't see.
20:40It's not a big deal.
20:42Come with me.
20:43I'll take you to the club.
20:47Bro,
20:48excuse me.
20:50Bro,
20:51move back a little bit.
20:52Take care of the girl.
20:57How is it?
20:58It's lively.
20:59You have to run to the first row.
21:00That's how you feel
21:01and feel the atmosphere.
21:02Right?
21:07I'm going over there.
21:08My classmate is over there.
21:09Bye-bye.
21:10Come on.
21:11Let's go.
21:14Jiayi,
21:15are you going to the club, too?
21:17I'm telling you.
21:18It's lively.
21:19You have to run to the first row.
21:20That's how you feel.
21:21Tomorrow,
21:22I'll give you a kick.
21:23That's right.
21:24That's how you feel.
21:25Wang Hong, look.
21:26Wang Hong.
21:27Wang Hong, you are here.
21:38Don't you want me to pull you?
21:40You.
21:41Come up.
21:42Why should I go up?
21:46Why are you pulling me?
21:47Pull me.
21:52Wang Hong,
21:53he's really wearing a knife.
22:07Wang Hong,
22:08what are you wearing?
22:10You are so shy.
22:12Why can't I wear anything?
22:15What are you doing?
22:23Brother Hong.
22:28It's a collaboration drama for this season.
22:30You.
22:31Are you kidding me?
22:32I'm not kidding.
22:33I'm not kidding.
22:34I'm not kidding.
22:35You.
22:36Are you kidding me?
22:37What's wrong?
22:39You are so shy that you don't give me a gift.
22:41How can I not give you a gift?
22:43I won't give you anything.
22:44You are so arrogant.
22:45How dare you look down on me?
22:47You even have a strategy.
22:48If you are a man,
22:49don't run away this time.
22:51What strategy?
22:53Hey,
22:54don't mess with me.
22:55I gave it to you in person.
22:57The last time you gave me
22:59a pencil and a pencil,
23:01it was a strategy.
23:02Look at you guys.
23:03Do you look like people who study?
23:04Do you know literature?
23:06Why do you have to act like a foreigner?
23:14I'm just afraid.
23:15Stop pretending.
23:16Afraid?
23:17What are you afraid of?
23:19You don't even go to the Liaobei area to inquire.
23:21I grew up in Wanghu.
23:22Who am I afraid of?
23:23I don't care where you are from.
23:25As long as you are in Xinhua,
23:27you have to go through me first.
23:29Are you a ghost?
23:30Can you give me a life after this?
23:33Do you want to be the boss every day?
23:35What?
23:36Being the boss is good for our family.
23:37Don't talk back to me.
23:39Do you dare to fight like a man?
23:47Before I came here,
23:48I promised a person
23:50not to fight again from now on.
23:52Don't let him worry.
23:53The big man has to keep his word.
23:56Big brother, who did he promise not to fight?
23:58It should be the person he loves.
24:01Women.
24:04Women.
24:05I'm scared.
24:10You really don't want to fight?
24:11What?
24:16Didn't you say you don't want to fight?
24:17What kind of fight is this?
24:19Isn't this just a game in your judo club?
24:22One point for hitting the head.
24:23Two points for shaking the ass.
24:24Three points for twisting the elbow.
24:26The old lady in the northeast died on the street.
24:28It's all you.
24:29Are you afraid of being small?
24:30You look down on our judo club.
24:32I don't understand judo.
24:33I understand football.
24:34Our family is just doing this.
24:36One day,
24:37I'll beat you up.
24:38I'll beat you to death.
24:43Let me go.
24:46I told you to let me go.
24:49Come on.
24:53Say it again.
24:56Do you want to fight with me?
24:58Okay.
24:59I'll train with you today.
25:02Let me make it clear in advance.
25:04This is a game,
25:05not a fight.
25:06Bullshit.
25:14Jiayu,
25:15give it to me.
25:29Jiayu,
25:30give it to me.
25:35It's strange.
25:36Why isn't anyone coming?
25:38Happy birthday, monitor.
25:43Am I here early?
25:44No, no.
25:45Just in time.
25:59Oh.
26:09Jiayu,
26:10keep an eye on the watch for me.
26:16Okay.
26:17Not bad.
26:20Go on.
26:25I'll kill you.
26:26Stop.
26:28I won.
26:29Let me tell you the rules of judo.
26:31You can't use your head,
26:32arms, or knees to attack the opponent.
26:34You can't pull your hair, either.
26:36If I don't pull my hair,
26:37how can I pull my hair?
26:38The black belt is tall,
26:39how can I pull my hair?
26:40This is a martial art.
26:41This is judo.
26:42There are rules of judo.
26:43But you didn't pull your hair.
26:45Come on.
26:46One more time.
26:47Yes.
26:49Wait a minute.
26:58What?
27:15What are you doing?
27:22Stop.
27:23Stop.
27:24Stop.
27:25Hit him.
27:27Hey.
27:28Why are you out again?
27:29How can I use a weapon?
27:31How can't you use a weapon?
27:32Haven't you seen boxing?
27:35Big brother.
27:36That's not judo.
27:37If you do this again, I'll count you out.
27:39Can you tell me
27:41all the rules of judo?
27:42How can I tell you?
27:43How can I know
27:44what you're going to do next month?
27:45Give me the stick.
27:47Little stick.
27:48Don't talk about rules today.
27:49No matter how he does it,
27:50I want you to know
27:52how the strongest man in Xinhua Middle School
27:54beats you in judo.
27:57You said it.
27:58Today,
27:59I'll let you know
28:01what a real northeast man is.
28:25Get up.
28:27Aren't you very good?
28:35Stinky face.
28:48You're a good boy.
28:51Don't talk nonsense.
28:55Hurry up.
28:58Get up.
29:05It seems that there are mosquitoes staring at me.
29:09You're so good.
29:11I
29:12just started to live.