笑点 2024年8月25日 一之輔、娘に言われてショック!-演芸は柳沢慎吾が一人で高校野球を大熱演!
笑点 2024年8月25日 一之輔、娘に言われてショック!-演芸は柳沢慎吾が一人で高校野球を大熱演!
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00:30Check out our newest video!
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00:41I will do my best to make you smile
00:45I will go hard. I will keep going
00:47Ouch!
00:48The channel is like this
00:56The time of the fair has arrived
00:57I am Shota Shunpuu-tei, the host
00:59Today's actor is Mr. Shingo Yanagisawa.
01:05He's going to play a famous high school baseball game.
01:07Of course, it's his first time on the show.
01:20Hello, everyone!
01:23Wow, there's so many of you!
01:26I'm so happy!
01:27I'm going to start now.
01:29Yesterday, I called my parents and told them I was going to be on the show.
01:34My mom was so happy.
01:36She said,
01:37What are you going to do on the show?
01:39I said, I want to play a high school baseball game.
01:42She said,
01:43Okay, but make it short.
01:46Today is my mom's 88th birthday.
01:51I'm sure she's watching this on TV at her in-laws' house.
01:54Today, I'm going to play this game.
01:57Is that okay?
01:59Thank you!
02:02Okay, I'm going to play a high school baseball game.
02:07Summer National High School Baseball Championship Finals
02:11Kanagawa Prefecture, Yokohama High School vs. Osaka Prefecture, PL Academy
02:15The game is 3-0, PL has a 3-point lead.
02:18Kanagawa Yokohama High School is 2-out, 1-2.
02:25Hasegawa Prefecture is 3-2.
02:32Hasegawa Prefecture has a 5-out, 5-under lead.
02:42PL Academy's pitcher, Yamaguchi.
02:46He hit the ball!
02:48This player must be strong.
02:50The player in the front is a former baseball player, Watanabe.
02:58He hit the ball with his shoulders.
03:00His lower back must be sore.
03:11He threw it!
03:12The game is over.
03:14He threw it!
03:15He threw it!
03:162-out, 1-2.
03:182-out, 1-2, full base.
03:28Can you see the replay?
03:30Sato-kun is short.
03:34The ball is bouncing.
03:39He can throw it anywhere.
03:41The ball is bouncing.
03:49Waka Yokohama
03:524 balls left.
03:53First, Omari-kun.
03:58Yokohama, PL Academy's pitcher Ishikawa!
04:02Hit the ball really hard!
04:04Come on, hit me!
04:06I'm a straight-A student, pitcher!
04:08Unazuga, PL Academy's pitcher Yamaguchi.
04:13This strikeer is 148kg!
04:158KG!
04:16TEN!
04:17YOKOHAMA!
04:18TURU!
04:19KACHIWARI GAWA!
04:20KACHIWARI GAWA!
04:21HA!
04:22YOKOHAMA!
04:23OHHHHH!
04:24KORE MO STRAIGHT!
04:25YOKO!
04:26HYAKU YONJU KYUJIRO!
04:27TE TEN TE TEN TE TEN TE TEN!
04:28TE TEN TE TEN!
04:29TE TEN TE TEN TE TEN!
04:30YOKO!
04:31OTO!
04:32PITCHA NO YAMAGUCHI KUN GA!
04:33ASHI WO!
04:34ASHI WO TSUMIMASU NE!
04:35TAIME DESU TAIME!
04:36HA!
04:37YOKOHAMA!
04:38DOSHITASU NA?
04:39PITCHA NO YAMAGUCHI KUN GA IMA!
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07:12Sekai
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07:16Toyo
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07:20Yokohama
07:22Toko
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07:26Toko
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07:42Ah
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07:48get there
07:52Change caps
07:55Sudan
07:57Thank you very much!
08:03The customers are so nice and kind!
08:06It's the best!
08:08We're going to have a lot of fun with the O-Giri, so please come!
08:11High school is the best!
08:13Everyone, when you get home and see the O-Giri after this,
08:17have a good dream!
08:20Good night!
08:23Thank you very much!
08:27APPLAUSE
08:57APPLAUSE
09:10Now, it's time for the O-Giri.
09:12First, let's hear from the people who can't hear what their bodies are saying.
09:16The other day, I went shopping by myself at the supermarket.
09:19I took an eco-bag from home and put cucumbers and eggplants in it.
09:23When I took it to the cashier, she said,
09:26please put it in the basket.
09:28She thought I had stolen it.
09:30It's the first time I've heard someone say that.
09:37This morning, my daughter left a piece of salmon skin.
09:41I told her not to eat it.
09:43She said, no, it's gross.
09:45I told her to eat it.
09:47She said, no, it's gross.
09:49I'm Ichinosuke.
09:53The other day, in the living room on the second floor,
09:56there were a lot of small black ants.
09:59I wondered where they were coming from.
10:01I followed them for a long time,
10:03and they were coming from Shota's house in Setagaya.
10:06I was surprised. It was a disaster.
10:10The other day, I saw an article in which a 5th grade elementary school student made his professional wrestling debut.
10:15Since he's a 5th grade elementary school student, he's 11 years old.
10:18I made my debut at the shopping mall when I was 51 years old.
10:21It has nothing to do with you.
10:23I'm Harunosuke Hategawa.
10:28It's said that the era of Koraku has finally come.
10:33Everyone, please don't rush.
10:35Give me 10 more years.
10:42I was able to meet Yuika Motokariya,
10:46an actress who I wanted to see for 20 years.
10:50After the recording was over, she came back.
10:54I asked her if she had forgotten something.
10:56She said, no, she forgot to shake hands with Miyaji.
10:59So we shook hands together.
11:05How do you feel?
11:06I'm so creepy now, right?
11:08I'm Miyaji.
11:13And this is the greeting of this person who doesn't listen to the host every year.
11:17Hello, everyone.
11:20What is a fast-moving insect?
11:25The answer is...
11:26Yes.
11:28I'm Takao Yamada.
11:33Everyone, if you give a good answer as usual,
11:35I'll give you a cushion.
11:36If it's bad, I'll take it away.
11:37If it's really bad, I'll take it away.
11:41And I'll give you 10 more years.
11:43I'm waiting for a great product, so do your best.
11:46Let's move on to the first question.
11:49Mr. Yamada, please show us an example.
11:51Yes, sir.
11:56Are you ready?
11:58Let's move on to Shoten Irasuto Senryu.
12:01When you score a goal in a soccer game,
12:03you often see a pose like this, right?
12:05Here's the question.
12:06Please make a Senryu that you can imagine from this illustration.
12:11You can move it upside down or diagonally.
12:15Feel free to use it.
12:18Mr. Tanabe.
12:30Mr. Miyagi.
12:42Thank you very much.
12:44Here's the cushion.
12:48Here's the cushion.
12:49Here's the person who made it.
12:52Mr. Taihei.
12:55Ouch, ouch, ouch.
12:57I need a cushion.
12:59It hurts so much.
13:07Please give me one.
13:09What should I do?
13:11Mr. Ichinosuke.
13:21Mr. Yamada, please give me one.
13:23Mr. Kouraku.
13:34Please give me one.
13:35I can feel the joy of living.
13:39Mr. Koizumi.
13:50I'll tear the newspaper.
13:52Mr. Miyagi.
14:02Please give me one.
14:04Mr. Harunosuke.
14:09Wow.
14:18Mr. Kouraku.
14:31Mr. Taihei.
14:38Mr. Koizumi.
14:48Mr. Koizumi.
14:58Mr. Ichinosuke.
14:59Mr. Koizumi.
15:12Mr. Kouraku.
15:22Mr. Taihei.
15:29Mr. Koizumi.
15:34Just a little more.
15:38What do you mean, just a little more?
15:40Here's the second question.
15:42Mr. Yamada, please give me one.
15:44Yes, sir.
15:51Are you ready?
15:53As usual, it's a hot day.
15:56It feels good to go home and take a shower.
15:59Mr. Koizumi, please say a word about the shower you gave me.
16:02I'll ask you what's wrong, so please answer.
16:06Yes, Mr. Harunosuke.
16:08I wonder if it's okay.
16:10What's wrong?
16:12I'm cooling the warming earth.
16:17It's really hot.
16:19Yes, Mr. Taihei.
16:22A new shower has arrived, so I'll try it on.
16:27What's wrong?
16:29It's connected.
16:32Yes, sir.
16:39Mr. Taihei, you have to say your name first.
16:42Yakushimaru.
16:46Yes, Mr. Miyagi.
16:48Today, I'd like to introduce you to this shower head.
16:52If you replace this, you'll get a micro-fine double.
16:56It will clean your pores and make your skin glossy.
17:00Today, this is...
17:02What's wrong?
17:0419,800 yen!
17:06Boss!
17:10I'll give you a lower price.
17:13Then, I'll give you a special DVD.
17:179,800 yen!
17:189,800 yen!
17:20I'm so happy!
17:27I like it.
17:29Because you brought this!
17:32Yes, Mr. Harunosuke.
17:34I have a baseball game after this.
17:37What's wrong?
17:39I'll pitch first.
17:44Please decide like this.
17:46Yes, Mr. Koyuza.
17:49What's wrong?
17:51I'll pitch first.
17:56Mr. Kouraku.
17:58It's delicious.
18:00What's wrong?
18:03Lemon shower.
18:10Mr. Kouraku.
18:12It's delicious.
18:14What's wrong?
18:16Grapefruit shower.
18:19Mr. Yamada.
18:21Take one.
18:23Yes, Mr. Ichinosuke.
18:25What are you looking at?
18:27What's wrong?
18:29I'll use shampoo.
18:35Mr. Yamada.
18:37Yes, Mr. Harunosuke.
18:39It's a song of my favorite band, BOY.
18:42Take a shower.
18:47What's wrong?
18:49It's a famous song, NO NEW YORK.
18:51I can't understand it at all.
18:56Please pour it into the water.
19:02I thought you couldn't understand it.
19:04Could you stop it?
19:06Yes, Mr. Taihei.
19:08It's hot!
19:10What's wrong?
19:12Where did you get it?
19:14It's from Achichi, Momoyama.
19:21It's a joke of Hayashiya tradition.
19:24Mr. Yuza Aiko.
19:29What's wrong?
19:32You can't understand it.
19:33It's a joke of Hayashiya tradition.
19:41I can smell it.
19:44It's a joke of Hayashiya tradition.
19:49What kind of trick is it?
19:51Let's move on to the third question.
19:54Please listen to the third question.
20:03It's a song that people all over the world know.
20:05It's a song that people all over the world know.
20:08Please announce the memories of this summer and say,
20:10Please announce the memories of this summer and say,
20:12DEMO.
20:14After that, the current JAJAJAJAN will flow,
20:16After that, the current JAJAJAJAN will flow,
20:18so please continue.
20:20Please put the memories of summer on the fate of Beethoven
20:22and talk about it.
20:25JAJAJAJAN
20:29Yes, Mr. Miyagi.
20:30DEMO.
20:35DEMO.
20:46Yes, Mr. Ichinosuke.
20:48DEMO.
21:00Hey!
21:02That's a crime!
21:04It was open.
21:06It wasn't open.
21:08Yes, Mr. Koizumi.
21:10This summer, I watched the Paris Olympics on TV.
21:12DEMO.
21:16It's different from the city of Paris where I lived.
21:24You didn't live in Paris.
21:27Yes, Mr. Taihei.
21:28DEMO.
21:30This summer,
21:32I went to a haunted spot
21:34to test my courage.
21:36DEMO.
21:39I was not afraid at all
21:41because I was always watching
21:43Mr. Utamaru and Mr. Enraku
21:45behind Mr. Shota.
21:49Don't put your hands together.
21:51Don't put your hands together.
21:53Mr. Yamada,
21:55take one of these two.
21:56DEMO.
21:58Yes, Mr. Kouraku.
22:00Yes, this summer,
22:02in the United States,
22:04the presidential election was held.
22:06DEMO.
22:09If you ask me,
22:11I can participate.
22:14Mr. Yamada,
22:16take one of these.
22:18Why?
22:20Who's going to ask you?
22:22Yes, Mr. Ichinosuke.
22:23This summer,
22:25I went to a haunted spot
22:27to test my courage.
22:29DEMO.
22:31If you ask me,
22:33I can participate.
22:37Mr. Koizumi,
22:39take one of these.
22:41I went to a haunted spot
22:43to test my courage.
22:45DEMO.
22:48I was alone.
22:53Mr. Koizumi,
22:55take one of these.
22:57Who planned this?
23:00The contact person
23:02passed away.
23:05You're good.
23:07I'm serious.
23:09I'm serious.
23:14Yes, Mr. Harunosuke.
23:16Yes.
23:18Fireworks in various places
23:20were cancelled
23:21DEMO.
23:24The party was held
23:26secretly.
23:30This way.
23:32This way.
23:34Mr. Konaka.
23:36This summer,
23:38I heard
23:40the cry of a firefly
23:42and lived.
23:44DEMO.
23:46I lived
23:48in that firefly forever.
23:52Mr. Konaka,
23:54take one of these.
23:56Mr. Ichidosuke.
23:58Something really happened.
24:00This summer,
24:02I decided to wear
24:04a cool Adidas T-shirt.
24:06DEMO.
24:08My daughter said,
24:10take it off quickly.
24:12Adidas will sue you.
24:13DEMO.
24:19It's real.
24:21It's real.
24:23Adidas may not
24:25suit you.