千鳥のクセスゴ！ 20240825
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00:00:00The world's most interesting video you see on a daily basis.
00:00:04If a Kusetsugo comedian were to narrate it,
00:00:07what kind of scientific reaction would it cause?
00:00:10This is the Kusetsugo World Video Grand Prix.
00:00:16The first narrator is...
00:00:20You're not learning, are you?
00:00:25You're not learning, are you?
00:00:28You're not learning, are you?
00:00:30It happened in a town in Russia.
00:00:32Oh, a narrator.
00:00:34The boy found it in a waterway.
00:00:38It was a little sheep stuck in a gap.
00:00:42I don't know what this is.
00:00:45Help! I'm stuck!
00:00:48Hey, someone help me!
00:00:52Thank you!
00:00:54I've been stuck here for two hours.
00:00:58I'm going to lose my voice.
00:01:00Can you pull me out?
00:01:02Can you pull me out?
00:01:04Can you pull me out?
00:01:06Can you pull me out?
00:01:08Thank you!
00:01:10Thank you!
00:01:12Thank you!
00:01:14Thank you!
00:01:16Thank you!
00:01:18Thank you!
00:01:20I'm stuck!
00:01:23I'm stuck!
00:01:26I'm stuck!
00:01:28Help!
00:01:30Don't make a waterway here!
00:01:34Let's take a look around.
00:01:36I can't imagine.
00:01:38A bar in England.
00:01:40What happened to this man who was having fun talking to a woman?
00:01:46It's a nice atmosphere.
00:01:50What's behind you?
00:01:52A person passed by.
00:01:55It's getting closer.
00:01:58He's kissing her.
00:02:00What just happened?
00:02:02What's going on?
00:02:05The back door is open.
00:02:08That's what it means.
00:02:12I'm a little scared of falling.
00:02:14It's like an IQ test.
00:02:18How can you laugh like that?
00:02:20You're not kind.
00:02:22Who's the bad guy in this video?
00:02:24It's funny.
00:02:26It's hard to do this.
00:02:28It's difficult.
00:02:30Birthday
00:02:32It's a girl's birthday.
00:02:34It's a girl's birthday.
00:02:36It's a girl's birthday.
00:02:38It's a girl's birthday.
00:02:40A dear mommy.
00:02:44She's 102 years old.
00:02:46It's dangerous.
00:02:48It's a tiramisu hole cake.
00:02:50It's a little heavy.
00:02:52He's a comedian.
00:02:54It's perfect.
00:02:56I want her to laugh.
00:02:58I'll show you my trick.
00:03:02I'll do it when I blow out the candles.
00:03:06I'll do it when I blow out the candles.
00:03:08I'll do it when I blow out the candles.
00:03:10I did it.
00:03:12I'll do it when I blow out the candles.
00:03:14I'll do it when I blow out the candles.
00:03:16What would you do?
00:03:18It's funny.
00:03:20He's a man who reports on the protection of wild animals.
00:03:30But he has been reported on NG for some reason.
00:03:34This is the second take.
00:03:36Hello, I'm Matsushima.
00:03:38Did you know?
00:03:40Elephant.
00:03:42I know it.
00:03:44It's dangerous.
00:03:46I'm sorry.
00:03:48My son taught me this.
00:03:50What?
00:03:52What are you doing?
00:03:54Stop it.
00:03:56Stop it.
00:03:58Stop it.
00:04:00Stop it.
00:04:02Tsurubo is watching.
00:04:04Tsurubo loves it.
00:04:06I'll report it to Tsurubo.
00:04:08It was supposed to be a happy reunion.
00:04:12It's amazing.
00:04:14I've been waiting for this wedding.
00:04:16After the vow, I'll exchange the ring.
00:04:20Exchange.
00:04:22It's my wedding.
00:04:24Everyone, turn the camera.
00:04:26What are you doing?
00:04:28Everyone, turn the camera.
00:04:30What are you doing?
00:04:32Everyone, put TikTok on YouTube.
00:04:38It's dangerous.
00:04:40It's dangerous.
00:04:42Haru-san.
00:04:44Haru-san, stop it.
00:04:46I'm sorry.
00:04:48Are you aiming at me?
00:04:50It's a hidden camera.
00:04:52Stop it.
00:04:54It's a hidden camera.
00:04:56I'm being told to stop it.
00:04:58I'll make you a girl someday.
00:05:02I can do this program.
00:05:04It's interesting to watch it from the perspective of the person.
00:05:10I was afraid because I saw some people's great talents.
00:05:14Yama-chan was doing it.
00:05:16I've been doing it with the voice of heaven.
00:05:18It's the worst that a new young man is active here.
00:05:24I'm doing it.
00:05:26I'm doing it because I'm being filmed.
00:05:28I'm doing it because I'm being filmed.
00:05:32I'm doing it because I'm being filmed.
00:05:36I see.
00:05:38I don't laugh at it.
00:05:40I'm doing my best.
00:05:42I'm afraid I can't do it.
00:05:44I'm afraid I can't do it.
00:05:46It's fun and good.
00:05:48You have to be funny.
00:05:50You have to be funny.
00:05:52You have to be the main character.
00:05:54That's the best Yama-chan.
00:05:56You have to be funny.
00:05:58That's what Marvo Haru-sama said.
00:06:00You do it.
00:06:02You do it.
00:06:04You do it.
00:06:06Kimura Takuya's impersonation.
00:06:08Kimura Takuya's impersonation.
00:06:10The difference between the normal version and the live version.
00:06:14The difference between the normal version and the live version.
00:06:16Joy.
00:06:34The normal version.
00:06:36The normal version.
00:06:38Cool.
00:06:40Normal.
00:06:42It's already been decided.
00:06:44It's amazing, isn't it?
00:06:58I'm not in time.
00:07:00I'm not in time.
00:07:02It's better if you're not in time.
00:07:04I'm happy about the live version.
00:07:06If Kimura Takuya sang Ponytail and Shushu.
00:07:11I respect him.
00:07:13Ponytail and Shushu.
00:07:15Is this okay?
00:07:17It's better if you sing.
00:07:19Is it okay?
00:07:20I'm a little nervous.
00:07:26What is this?
00:07:27This is good.
00:07:28This is good.
00:07:29This is good.
00:07:30This is good.
00:07:31This is good.
00:07:32This is good.
00:07:33This is good.
00:07:34This is good.
00:07:35This is good.
00:07:37This is good.
00:07:40Is this okay?
00:07:41It's cute, isn't it?
00:07:42It's cute, isn't it?
00:07:43I respect him.
00:07:44It's cute, isn't it?
00:07:45It's cute, isn't it?
00:07:46Next is a collaboration between three people who appear in the movie Akabane Honeko no Bodyguard and the Tosa brothers.
00:07:55A guy who gets angry at a girl for a crime.
00:08:03Tosai.
00:08:06What?
00:08:07What?
00:08:14I didn't say that.
00:08:18I didn't say that.
00:08:19Don't make fun of me.
00:08:21School is a repetition of this.
00:08:24You're the only one here.
00:08:27I'm serious.
00:08:28You're the only one here.
00:08:29Are you okay, Mio?
00:08:30You're the only one here.
00:08:32I'm sorry.
00:08:33I'm sorry.
00:08:34I'm sorry.
00:08:35I really didn't say that.
00:08:37You did, didn't you?
00:08:38No, I didn't.
00:08:39You did, didn't you?
00:08:40No, I really didn't.
00:08:41You did say that Ayaka and Takashi were dating, didn't you?
00:08:43I didn't know that.
00:08:46Otsu-san.
00:08:48That's...
00:08:51A girl who gets angry at a guy who tries to call her when the teacher isn't coming.
00:08:56The teacher isn't coming, is she?
00:08:57Right?
00:08:58Yeah.
00:08:59Did you forget?
00:09:00No, I didn't.
00:09:01I'm so happy.
00:09:02The teacher isn't coming.
00:09:03What are you going to do?
00:09:04There was a time when the teacher didn't come.
00:09:06I'm gonna call her.
00:09:08What are you talking about?
00:09:09Ogaki-san is here.
00:09:13She'll hate it.
00:09:14I'm going to call her.
00:09:15I don't want her to get mad at me.
00:09:18She won't get mad at you.
00:09:21Let's talk to her.
00:09:24Here I go.
00:09:28You two are...
00:09:29I can't believe it.
00:09:31She's so gross.
00:09:33The girls are getting excited as they are in the same class.
00:09:38Oh my god!
00:09:40Oh my god!
00:09:42Oh my god!
00:09:44Oh my god!
00:09:46Oh my god!
00:09:48Let's take a picture of you today.
00:09:50Oh my god!
00:09:52This is a miracle!
00:09:56You look so similar.
00:09:58I was in the same class with her.
00:10:00We are in the same class.
00:10:02She's the worst.
00:10:04This is a miracle.
00:10:06I'm going to call her.
00:10:12Power up!
00:10:14She's like a famous anime singer.
00:10:16She's like a famous anime singer.
00:10:18She's like a famous anime singer.
00:10:20She's the best.
00:10:22She's in all the songs.
00:10:245 6 7
00:10:26So many songs.
00:10:32She cares about her Tourism and Energy issues.
00:10:34It's a system that she can care about.
00:10:36It's a system that she can care about.
00:10:38Be quiet
00:10:40I got a birthday live for.
00:10:42I got a birthday live for.
00:10:44This is difficult.
00:10:46Power up
00:10:48I got a power up
00:10:50Please charge.
00:10:52I
00:11:22This is only once in the song.
00:11:26I'm jealous of the chorus.
00:11:29How many times is this?
00:11:31I'm jealous of the chorus.
00:11:34I like the best part of J-POP.
00:11:36I like it when it's quiet.
00:11:40Here it comes.
00:11:44What is this?
00:11:47This is going to be the last one.
00:11:50I want it to be like that.
00:11:55That's lame.
00:11:57Do you think I made money?
00:12:02This is funny.
00:12:07It's long.
00:12:10That's not cool.
00:12:11That's not cool.
00:12:12That's not cool.
00:12:13That's not cool.
00:12:14That's not cool.
00:12:15That's not cool.
00:12:16That's not cool.
00:12:17And power.
00:12:19That's not cool.
00:12:20That's lame.
00:12:21That's lame.
00:12:22That's lame.
00:12:23That's lame.
00:12:30This is a close friend.
00:12:32Are you okay?
00:12:33Hello.
00:12:35How many times is this?
00:12:37That's lame.
00:12:38That's lame.
00:12:39That's lame.
00:12:43It's the last one.
00:12:47I like to wear a shirt with new materials.
00:12:51That's not cool.
00:12:55I don't know that name.
00:12:59Thank you.
00:13:03I'm Megumi.
00:13:05That's lame.
00:13:06It's not good.
00:13:10That's not good.
00:13:11I
00:14:11Don't know
00:14:42None
00:14:48Joy sound
00:15:12You know she can I guess you must know I'm by my foot to Iwao Gautama Maki Hara Noriuki no
00:15:18Sekai ni Hitotsu Dake no Hana
00:15:20Hadashite
00:15:21Nante Nasseri, Naka
00:15:25Put on the image night
00:15:27Number
00:15:30Maki
00:15:32Yama Maki
00:15:34On the
00:15:37Kimochi, I don't know what you're talking to Kate. Oh my god
00:15:46No, I'm not you sucky, you know, I'm
00:15:55He told me to let go no one can keep it on the other hand, they call me Maki
00:16:02Kiki
00:16:05Sorry
00:16:09Oh, gosh, I got a
00:16:11chance to shinai
00:16:14Didn't
00:16:19Give me a band together
00:16:31Hitori
00:16:46My
00:16:48Master
00:16:50Kiki
00:16:56Money
00:16:58Toyota
00:17:00Sekai ni Hitotsu Dake no Hana
00:17:03Hadashite
00:17:06Yes
00:17:14You know Kimochi, what are you saying? Hey, I got a no go Tony. I'd like to
00:17:24Go no other G-man no tago a de caraoke captain was our radar
00:17:31Yabba
00:17:35Music
00:17:49So it's really good, but I don't mind you don't do this cool. I'm there. You don't ask a chopper. Oh, yeah
00:17:55Yeah
00:17:58I'm the Uta Bungle Mia no no, it's over. No. Oh, so it's okay. So it's okay. Yes. We must say I don't cut it
00:18:04Oh, no, that's no, huh? I'm not that to go to this, man
00:18:08My
00:18:10No, no, I don't know
00:18:19What I'll tell you
00:18:31How do the Shinobu got out of Noah Kim Pachi sensei no shudai ka okuru kotoba
00:18:40I
00:19:10Should
00:19:14Nami da
00:19:16Made not cool
00:19:19So it'll jump in my show
00:19:21Shibuya
00:19:24Hitomi you up. Yes, I
00:19:26Should be a cute little dark, huh?
00:19:35No, no
00:19:40Mama, yes, sir. You know that I'm
00:19:48Good
00:19:51I don't get it. Oh, it's okay. It's all that sweet. Can you do that?
00:19:56Come to me. Don't you go down there, man?
00:20:00I'm gonna see what we know. Oh good. Oh my god. Oh, no, can you do that?
00:20:10I
00:20:16Don't know
00:20:20That's the way to do this, but I don't mind you. Come on. That's it. Don't let's go. Yeah, I guess you must be a disa
00:20:31SSS
00:20:34Savannah sauna, it's going
00:20:36I
00:21:06Do you
00:21:36I
00:22:06Do you
00:22:22So
00:22:36Hi, how are you?
00:22:42Yeah, no, no, it's cool. Okay. Keep it together. Yeah, it's one chance on that
00:22:49Okay, you know they give you a house. I don't
00:22:53need a
00:22:54money more does it
00:22:56I
00:23:26I
00:23:56I
00:24:26I'm sure that's what he's talking about.
00:24:32He's recording his voice.
00:24:36He's recording his voice on the radio.
00:24:38Don't leave him alone.
00:24:44Oh, it's Tamo-san.
00:24:47Tamo-san doesn't do that.
00:24:52I wonder if he's worried about the lighting.
00:24:57Igawa-san and Yujiro-san are like a match made in heaven.
00:25:04Kandori-san is looking at Mizuki-san.
00:25:08Hurry up and listen to the song.
00:25:11He's looking at Yujiro-san.
00:25:15Kandori-san is looking at Yujiro-san.
00:25:17That's life style.
00:25:20His voice has started.
00:25:23Kuroyanagi-san, that was wonderful.
00:25:25It was a wonderful singing voice.
00:25:29Kuroyanagi Tetsuko's score is...
00:25:3192 points for Futto Iwao.
00:25:33She's good.
00:25:4090 points.
00:25:47The highest score so far is...
00:25:4992 points for Futto Iwao.
00:25:51Will there be anyone who can surpass this score?
00:25:55Let's continue.
00:25:58Wait a minute.
00:26:00You're going to sing Yoshimura?
00:26:02Yes.
00:26:04I've been wanting to sing him for a long time.
00:26:06I'm going to play the drums with my hands.
00:26:08I'm going to do it.
00:26:10I'm going to play the drums with my hands.
00:26:12I'm going to play the drums with my hands.
00:26:14I've been in a band for 10 years.
00:26:16I've been in a band for 10 years.
00:26:18I've been in a band for 10 years.
00:26:20I've been in a band for 10 years.
00:26:22I haven't done anything.
00:26:24I can do this.
00:26:26I can do this.
00:26:28Did you put something on your lips?
00:26:30I put it on my hand.
00:26:32I'm going to sing for Yoshimura.
00:26:34I'm going to sing for Yoshimura.
00:26:36It's a song by Beat Takeshi.
00:26:38It's a song by Beat Takeshi.
00:26:40It's a song by Beat Takeshi.
00:26:42It's a song by Beat Takeshi.
00:26:44How many points will Yoshimura get?
00:26:46How many points will Yoshimura get?
00:26:48He must love the song so much.
00:26:56Takeshi.
00:26:58Takeshi.
00:27:08It's similar.
00:27:10It's similar.
00:27:12Takeshi
00:27:14It looks like an active scene.
00:27:16I guess I know that there are no reason not to
00:27:23Why can't get I don't know
00:27:37You can shoot
00:27:39I
00:28:09Don't know
00:28:25What about a honky-karaoke what put the Iwao Santo Nobuko Yoshimura, Sanga don't it's each eat on that
00:28:32I
00:29:02What? Green?
00:29:06You don't use it much.
00:29:09You don't use it much.
00:29:12Huh?
00:29:14I'll finish you with one blow.
00:29:17I'm going to attack.
00:29:19Fight!
00:29:21Oh, that's the game.
00:29:23Like Sto2.
00:29:25You're not alive anymore.
00:29:31You have to be careful.
00:29:33What are you talking about?
00:29:35Oh, that's the pattern.
00:29:37You're not dead.
00:29:39You can't be a shield.
00:29:42You have to say the lines properly.
00:29:46It's hard to die.
00:29:48Oh, I'm dead.
00:29:51You're not dead.
00:29:53I'm not dead.
00:29:54No, no, no.
00:29:55I don't want to die.
00:29:56I'm a zombie.
00:29:58Just like he said.
00:30:00You're not dead.
00:30:02I'm dead.
00:30:03I can't die.
00:30:04You can't die.
00:30:05That's the hardest part.
00:30:07I'm going to finish you with one blow.
00:30:09I'm getting a call.
00:30:12I'm getting a call.
00:30:14I feel sorry for you.
00:30:18Huh? Someone's calling.
00:30:19Huh? Someone's calling.
00:30:20Who is it?
00:30:21Yes, hello.
00:30:22Hey, hey.
00:30:23Are you filming me?
00:30:24Yes.
00:30:25What's going on?
00:30:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:30:29I'm sorry.
00:30:30That's new.
00:30:32These guys.
00:30:34They like to use proper men.
00:30:37Is this guy an unidentified character?
00:30:42He looks like he's provoking me.
00:30:45What kind of explanation did he get?
00:30:47How is he going to watch this today?
00:30:50I'm in trouble.
00:30:52I'm going to be on Chidori's show.
00:30:55What are you going to do?
00:30:56I don't think he's taught how to end this.
00:30:58Maybe he's tired.
00:31:02He's tired.
00:31:05It's tough.
00:31:06Yes, it is.
00:31:07Yes.
00:31:08Again.
00:31:10What are you doing?
00:31:12I'm going to do a little sabotage.
00:31:14Is this a part-time job?
00:31:15Yes, it is.
00:31:16Are you a replacement?
00:31:23It was a part-time job.
00:31:25It was a part-time job.
00:31:27It was Matsunagi.
00:31:31Don't do it, you bastard.
00:31:33It's easy to kill you.
00:31:37What are you doing?
00:31:39Please explain.
00:31:41Someone explain it to me.
00:31:46I'm in trouble.
00:31:48I'm lost in the forest.
00:31:49I don't know how to use this word.
00:31:51I can't move my legs.
00:31:53What are you doing?
00:31:55It's funny to say that.
00:31:56I'm in trouble.
00:32:02Is it a centaur?
00:32:03It's a hunter.
00:32:04It's a centaur.
00:32:05It looks like a centaur.
00:32:07I was noticed.
00:32:08Was there such a face?
00:32:09I'm in trouble.
00:32:10What should I do?
00:32:11I'm in trouble.
00:32:13What are you doing?
00:32:16Why?
00:32:18What are you doing here?
00:32:20On the contrary.
00:32:21I'm sorry.
00:32:22I'm lost.
00:32:24Can you speak normally?
00:32:25No one comes here.
00:32:27I'm sorry.
00:32:28I'm lost.
00:32:29I can't move my legs.
00:32:32What?
00:32:34What?
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36The road is narrow.
00:32:38It's itchy.
00:32:40I heard you.
00:32:41I brought a medicinal herb.
00:32:43There are many medicinal herbs around here.
00:32:45Is that so?
00:32:46I brought it.
00:32:47Is that okay?
00:32:48Wait a minute.
00:32:49This is it.
00:32:51What is this?
00:32:52This is a famous dumpling in my village.
00:32:54Eat it and wait.
00:32:56Okay.
00:32:57Thank you.
00:33:02You talk a lot.
00:33:05I thought centaurs were silent.
00:33:08I'm a little shocked.
00:33:09That's right.
00:33:12I ate it.
00:33:13I'm sorry.
00:33:19You are late.
00:33:20You are late.
00:33:21You are late.
00:33:22It's okay.
00:33:23You are late.
00:33:24I'm sorry.
00:33:25I'm late.
00:33:26You are late.
00:33:27I'm sorry.
00:33:28I'm sorry.
00:33:29I couldn't find it.
00:33:31I couldn't find it.
00:33:32You can't find it?
00:33:33I can't find it.
00:33:34I'm sorry.
00:33:35You don't have to do that.
00:33:36Are you okay?
00:33:37I ate it.
00:33:38Did you eat it?
00:33:40I ate it.
00:33:41It appeared.
00:33:42I mean, it's a bit unique, you know.
00:33:45It's thin, isn't it?
00:33:46Yeah, it's thin.
00:33:48It's thin, right?
00:33:49Yeah, it's thin.
00:33:50It's thin, isn't it?
00:33:51Is it the same?
00:33:52It's really thin.
00:33:53I think it's thin.
00:33:54It's like wood.
00:33:56Anyway, let's go to the big tower.
00:33:59Yeah, let's go.
00:34:00There's no point in staying here.
00:34:01Yeah, I'd like to go if I can.
00:34:03Yeah, but you're injured.
00:34:04Yeah.
00:34:05Well, let's go.
00:34:09Is that okay?
00:34:10You're injured, right?
00:34:11I want to ride it.
00:34:13Really?
00:34:14I want to ride it once.
00:34:15Are you riding it?
00:34:16Yeah, I'm riding it.
00:34:17Then I'll go get a car.
00:34:18Oh, a car.
00:34:21He wanted to ride on his back.
00:34:24It's interesting.
00:34:25Welcome.
00:34:26Would you like some soft cream?
00:34:29Welcome, young lady.
00:34:30I want to buy it.
00:34:31Do you like soft cream?
00:34:32Would you like some chocolate?
00:34:34Nice voice.
00:34:35Here's your order.
00:34:36One soft cream, please.
00:34:41Oh, no.
00:34:43One cone, please.
00:34:46The last cone.
00:34:48Lucky girl.
00:34:51The last cone.
00:34:52If it's good, we'll have a good time at school.
00:34:55There's no one to bring the cone.
00:34:56Oh, yeah.
00:34:57Let's make it a chocolate chip for free.
00:34:59Let's do that.
00:35:00The first one?
00:35:01Chocolate chip, please.
00:35:02Chocolate chip.
00:35:07Where are you going, young lady?
00:35:09She's scared.
00:35:10Oh, she's scared.
00:35:12It looks like it's too early for you, young lady.
00:35:16Please come again.
00:35:19Welcome.
00:35:21What?
00:35:22Police!
00:35:24Welcome.
00:35:25Stop it.
00:35:26Nice voice.
00:35:27Don't point your gun at me.
00:35:29This is not a weapon.
00:35:30This is a cone to make good luck.
00:35:33It's a cone.
00:35:34It's a horn.
00:35:35It was a horn.
00:35:36It was a horn.
00:35:37He said it.
00:35:38If you look at it, it will turn into a stone.
00:35:40So, please don't look at it.
00:35:42I won't.
00:35:43By the way, police.
00:35:45If you have any complaints, please eat my soft cream first.
00:35:50He's good at acting, so he can see it.
00:35:52He's good at acting.
00:35:53He's good at acting.
00:35:54I'll put it in.
00:36:00It's a cone.
00:36:02Look.
00:36:03He's kind.
00:36:04It's a bug.
00:36:06Mr. Ogawari.
00:36:08This is definitely a monster.
00:36:11But I've never hurt anyone before.
00:36:15Rather, I've been hurt by people.
00:36:19That's right.
00:36:20Humans are much more monsters.
00:36:24It's done.
00:36:26It's the most beautiful soft cream I've ever seen.
00:36:31But there are bugs in it.
00:36:35I can't give it to customers.
00:36:38I made it.
00:36:41I'll eat it.
00:36:43What is he doing?
00:36:45The police are waiting for me.
00:36:49Mr. Ogawari.
00:36:50The cone sold out today.
00:36:53I'll be waiting for you to come again.
00:36:56I'll be waiting.
00:36:57That's great.
00:36:58That's a good story.
00:37:01There was something there.
00:37:04It's a trend.
00:37:05It's a trend.
00:37:07It's a trend.
00:37:10This color is a trend.
00:37:13It's a monster again.
00:37:15It's a monster.
00:37:16It's a monster.
00:37:19I want to be friends with humans.
00:37:23He's wearing it.
00:37:24It's a message of diversity.
00:37:27What are you doing here?
00:37:30I came here after chasing the bird.
00:37:35This is my garden.
00:37:39My precious.
00:37:42I've never set foot in anyone's house.
00:37:45It's important.
00:37:47He's obsessed with his land.
00:37:51He's good at gardening.
00:37:52Aren't you afraid of me?
00:37:55Are you going there?
00:37:56I'm scared.
00:37:59I'm scared.
00:38:01What kind of character is he?
00:38:04I can't see his background.
00:38:06I can't see his life.
00:38:08It's obvious that he's scared.
00:38:11I can't forgive him for coming into my garden.
00:38:14He loves his garden.
00:38:15He won against the fear of monsters.
00:38:18I apologize.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20I'm sorry.
00:38:21What?
00:38:22What?
00:38:23I hope you understand.
00:38:25I'm sorry.
00:38:26I'm a person who gets scared easily.
00:38:28I hope you understand.
00:38:29I'm sorry.
00:38:30I'm sorry.
00:38:31I don't have friends because of my personality.
00:38:36You're the same as me.
00:38:38Let's be friends.
00:38:41Are you sure?
00:38:43You're my friend.
00:38:46Are you going to be friends with a strange person?
00:38:48You're my friend.
00:38:52Are you sure?
00:38:54Who are you?
00:38:57I hate him.
00:38:59I should have gone into someone else's garden.
00:39:02What?
00:39:06He's a monster again.
00:39:08He's a zombie.
00:39:09There are many zombies.
00:39:11He's a monster.
00:39:12He's not a foreign character.
00:39:13He's a zombie.
00:39:15Don't come.
00:39:17Don't come.
00:39:18Stop it.
00:39:23Stop it.
00:39:25Stop it.
00:39:31Stop it.
00:39:32It's dangerous.
00:39:45You bastard.
00:39:51Don't come.
00:39:52Don't come.
00:39:57He changed his mind.
00:40:03It's like a gym commercial.
00:40:04It's the last.
00:40:05It's the last.
00:40:08He does it three times a day.
00:40:09Don't get carried away, zombie.
00:40:12He can use it.
00:40:14Don't come.
00:40:21On the contrary, the zombie is getting excited.
00:40:26He's using both hands.
00:40:28He's getting excited.
00:40:29It's the last.
00:40:30He can do it.
00:40:31It's the last.
00:40:32He's encouraging him.
00:40:37If you use it in a gold gym, you'll win a lot of money.
00:40:40It's amazing that he can do it.
00:40:43After this, we're going to see Kintaro.
00:40:49You're kidding, right?
00:40:55We're going to see his face that makes you want to say something.
00:41:00After this, we're going to see Kintaro's face that makes you want to say something.
00:41:02After this, we're going to see Kintaro's face that makes you want to say something.
00:41:08I've been looking for an autograph on M-1.
00:41:10I've been looking for an autograph on M-1.
00:41:12You're the only one.
00:41:18Thank you.
00:41:21Thank you for coming to my concert.
00:41:25I love all of you 20,000 people.
00:41:29He's late.
00:41:32I'm sorry.
00:41:35I'm sorry.
00:41:36I'm sorry.
00:41:38I'm wearing TENGU.
00:41:40I'm sorry.
00:41:41You're kidding, right?
00:41:44I said I knew him.
00:41:49I was a fan.
00:41:52I was surprised to see Ryusei in front of me.
00:41:54I don't think it's real!
00:41:56I don't think Tengu is real.
00:41:58My face is turning red!
00:42:00It's a proper joke!
00:42:02Wait a minute, it's a proper joke!
00:42:04Don't forget to be grateful and enjoy your life!
00:42:08Tengu is so humble.
00:42:10Anyway, let's get back on track.
00:42:12Let's go to the next game!
00:42:14Let's go!
00:42:16Tengu's jokes are pretty authentic.
00:42:20Ryusei, you can do it!
00:42:22There was a kappa before.
00:42:24After the kappa, it's Tengu.
00:42:26He's been using youkai since ancient times.
00:42:28He's been using youkai since ancient times.
00:42:30It's fine.
00:42:32I love you.
00:42:34I love you.
00:42:36The wind is strong.
00:42:38The wind is strong.
00:42:40It's Tengu.
00:42:42It's a proper joke!
00:42:44What?
00:42:46It's a joke that everyone will throw away.
00:42:48It's a joke that everyone will throw away.
00:42:50And...
00:42:52Is it because of this?
00:42:54It's this.
00:42:56Monster and youkai are the same.
00:42:58It's fashionable to paint in green.
00:43:00It's fashionable to paint in green.
00:43:04Angelina Jolie always gives equal love.
00:43:06Angelina Jolie always gives equal love.
00:43:08Thank you.
00:43:10I really like you.
00:43:12I really like you.
00:43:14It's dangerous!
00:43:16Be careful!
00:43:20In a place like this, a little bird is trying so hard to live!
00:43:31It's the best.
00:43:33Angelina Jolie.
00:43:36Tumor!
00:43:38You should have said that at the time.
00:43:40The end!
00:43:41The end.
00:43:42It was helpful.
00:43:45Unexpectedly, she said,
00:43:46What's with that face?
00:43:48We'll show you a special story about her face.
00:43:53I don't like it.
00:43:54Too fast!
00:43:55I don't like it.
00:43:56It's too fast.
00:43:57It's good that it's over.
00:43:58It's not a story.
00:43:59Who is it?
00:44:00Who is it?
00:44:02Today, we'll show you a happy man.
00:44:05I think I lost weight.
00:44:07I'm getting a little fat.
00:44:09I'm getting a little fat.
00:44:15This is the button of fate.
00:44:19The button of fate?
00:44:23If you press this button of fate,
00:44:26I can give you 100 million yen.
00:44:30100 million yen?
00:44:31That's a good story.
00:44:33However,
00:44:34What's with that face?
00:44:37Conditions?
00:44:38If you press that button,
00:44:40instead of getting 100 million yen,
00:44:42someone you don't know will die.
00:44:47Someone will die?
00:44:49There's no way I can press that.
00:44:51I'm excited about this setting.
00:44:53I can't sacrifice someone's life.
00:44:55I can't do that.
00:44:57However,
00:44:58the decision of pressing this button
00:45:01will be made within 24 hours.
00:45:04Oh, I have to think about it for 24 hours.
00:45:06I'll ask you again in 24 hours.
00:45:08Face?
00:45:10The one who presses the button.
00:45:12The one who presses the button.
00:45:14It's too early.
00:45:15I'm scared.
00:45:16I want to get out of the house.
00:45:19He's taking the trouble.
00:45:21He's taking the trouble to come back.
00:45:23Congratulations.
00:45:25You got 100 million yen with that face.
00:45:28It's too early.
00:45:29I got it.
00:45:30It's fun to know this face.
00:45:33I...
00:45:35I regret it.
00:45:36What the hell is this?
00:45:37I see.
00:45:38Excuse me.
00:45:45Excuse me.
00:45:46Thank you for the other day.
00:45:49Please come back.
00:45:51I have a new proposal today.
00:45:54That's enough.
00:45:57This is...
00:46:00The crown of fate.
00:46:04I don't have to wear it?
00:46:06If you wear the crown of fate,
00:46:09I'll give you 100 million yen in addition.
00:46:13I don't need money.
00:46:15But there is a condition.
00:46:18If you wear the crown of fate,
00:46:20instead of getting 100 million yen,
00:46:23you will be sacrificed by someone you know.
00:46:27That's enough.
00:46:29Don't mess with me.
00:46:31I regret it.
00:46:33However,
00:46:34the time limit is within 24 hours.
00:46:38So...
00:46:39Just go home!
00:46:42This is...
00:46:43What do you think of my life?
00:46:52Congratulations.
00:46:54What?
00:47:00He's wearing it.
00:47:02I'll give you 100 million yen.
00:47:06Ami's carbonara was delicious.
00:47:09Yuji, are you sure?
00:47:10I'm glad.
00:47:11My childhood friend is working.
00:47:12The food is delicious.
00:47:14The restaurant is stylish.
00:47:16It's a very good restaurant.
00:47:17Did your childhood friend open a restaurant?
00:47:19I'm glad I opened an Italian restaurant.
00:47:24I'm happy as a childhood friend.
00:47:26Thank you.
00:47:27I'll do my best to make it a popular restaurant.
00:47:30I'll do my best to make it a popular restaurant.
00:47:33Please tell me the price.
00:47:37The price is...
00:47:40250,000 yen.
00:47:43You did it.
00:47:44Your childhood friend opened a restaurant.
00:47:49Did I eat that much?
00:47:53Carbonara and juice.
00:47:56It's 250,000 yen.
00:47:58How did you do it?
00:48:01I've never heard of an Italian restaurant.
00:48:06I've never heard of a bright Italian restaurant.
00:48:08It's difficult to open a restaurant.
00:48:10It's new, isn't it?
00:48:12It's new.
00:48:13It's new.
00:48:14Shut up.
00:48:17Ami.
00:48:20You said you wanted to open a restaurant when you were in elementary school.
00:48:26It was a dream.
00:48:27This is the restaurant you wanted to open.
00:48:32That's right.
00:48:35Look at this face.
00:48:38You wanted to open this restaurant.
00:48:40It's cute.
00:48:42It's a different picture.
00:48:44It's a picture of a live debate until the morning.
00:48:47It's a picture of a live debate until the morning.
00:48:51TATAKI.
00:48:53Will you run for the next election?
00:48:54Of course I will.
00:48:57It's called stupid behavior.
00:49:00It's rude.
00:49:01What is stupid behavior?
00:49:03Who said that?
00:49:04I won't get angry.
00:49:05Take me with you.
00:49:06What are you talking about?
00:49:07What are you talking about?
00:49:08Stupid behavior.
00:49:09I won't get angry.
00:49:10It's rude.
00:49:11What are you talking about?
00:49:12It's said to have lost the trust of the people.
00:49:15I haven't lost it.
00:49:16If I lose it, I'll get it back.
00:49:19I won't get angry.
00:49:20It's rude.
00:49:21It's said that young people are out of work on SNS.
00:49:25Who said that?
00:49:26You are out of work.
00:49:28It's rude.
00:49:29I'm angry.
00:49:30It's rude.
00:49:32It's rude.
00:49:33You will be elected.
00:49:34You are not out of work.
00:49:35You are out of work.
00:49:36Stop this program.
00:49:37You get off the car.
00:49:38What are you talking about?
00:49:40It's rude.
00:49:41It's a commercial.
00:49:43Is this the place?
00:49:44No way.
00:49:46It's a commercial.
00:49:47It's a commercial.
00:49:49It's a commercial.
00:49:50All the people on the set are gone.
00:49:52It's a commercial.
00:49:53Bye bye.
00:49:54See you tomorrow.
00:49:55It's a new commercial.
00:49:56I'll write a story.
00:50:00It's amazing.
00:50:01Who is it?
00:50:02It's bad.
00:50:04Who is it?
00:50:05Is it a new member?
00:50:07New member.
00:50:09It's a monster.
00:50:10It's a monster.
00:50:11It's a monster.
00:50:12It's a monster.
00:50:14It's a world uniform.
00:50:17It's a monster.
00:50:18I'll play with this kid.
00:50:22What?
00:50:24Green.
00:50:25Who?
00:50:27A hero of justice.
00:50:28A green uniform.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:32It's a green man.
00:50:35It's a fight.
00:50:36It's a fight.
00:50:40Are you a hero of justice?
00:50:43Yes, I am.
00:50:47What's wrong?
00:50:48I don't know what to say.
00:50:51A hero of justice doesn't have to hit people who haven't done anything yet.
00:50:57That's right.
00:50:58That's right.
00:50:59That's right.
00:51:00He's just ugly.
00:51:01I just said I'd play with him.
00:51:03He hasn't done anything wrong yet.
00:51:05Green has been violent.
00:51:09People are monsters.
00:51:11What is a monster?
00:51:13A creature that does bad things.
00:51:15It hasn't done anything wrong yet.
00:51:16It hasn't done anything wrong yet.
00:51:17It'll do it later if you leave it alone.
00:51:18I think that's discrimination.
00:51:20The teacher at school said you can't judge people by their appearance and personality.
00:51:26I'm sorry.
00:51:27Why are you doing such a terrible thing?
00:51:30I'll ask you.
00:51:32After you were attacked by a monster, Green Man came to save you.
00:51:37Green Man is slow. You'll be angry.
00:51:39I won't be angry.
00:51:40I don't like it when innocent people are hurt.
00:51:43That's a beautiful thing.
00:51:44That's not the reality.
00:51:46It's a hero's job to show dreams.
00:51:49A hero who doesn't show dreams is just an old man.
00:51:54He's an old man.
00:51:55He's an old man.
00:51:56A hero is a human being.
00:51:58You said a monster wasn't a human being.
00:52:00You said a monster wasn't a human being.
00:52:01You say something like this.
00:52:02You're the only one who's afraid of humans.
00:52:04Shut up!
00:52:05You're the only one who's afraid of monsters.
00:52:06Shut up!
00:52:07Are you kidding me?
00:52:08Are you kidding me?
00:52:09Are you kidding me?
00:52:10Why are you talking about me?
00:52:11Are you kidding me?
00:52:12Are you kidding me?
00:52:17I hate you.
00:52:18I'm sorry.
00:52:19Why?
00:52:20Death Zombie?
00:52:21You're the first person to treat me like a human.
00:52:26Human is...
00:52:28Human is...
00:52:30Death Zombie!
00:52:32You're a monster!
00:52:33You're a monster!
00:52:36That's what you look like.
00:52:40Hello, I'm Kyuubangai Retro.
00:52:42Hello, I'm Kyuubangai Retro.
00:52:43If I wasn't an entertainer, I'd like to be a teacher.
00:52:49I see.
00:52:50I'll be a student.
00:52:51I'll be a student.
00:52:52If you don't mind, I'll be a teacher.
00:52:53If you don't mind, I'll be a teacher.
00:52:54Thank you.
00:52:57Hey!
00:52:58You're in class! Don't fall asleep!
00:53:00Did you listen to the class properly when you were a student?
00:53:03That's why you became a teacher!
00:53:05If you can't do anything but do this, then you'd better listen carefully.
00:53:09There's no student like you!
00:53:11Can you say that?
00:53:13I can't say anything to you, teacher.
00:53:15It's a difficult time.
00:53:17You're not a joke.
00:53:19This country is in trouble.
00:53:21SHIRO FUMIYA AND THE BOYS LAUGH
00:53:23It's difficult...
00:53:24So, let's try something you can do now.
00:53:27If you make a child cry in a stage,
00:53:30then you can help him.
00:53:31That's something we need to help.
00:53:33Er, er!
00:53:34Crying!
00:53:35Er, er, er!
00:53:37Hey, is there an adult out there?
00:53:40Has anyone ever said that?
00:53:41If anything happens,
00:53:43can you point at the camera and ask,
00:53:44is there an adult out there?
00:53:46That's not funny.
00:53:47Oh, it must be a country.
00:53:49Yan de imasu.
00:53:50Ichi fuji.
00:53:51Yan de imasu.
00:53:52Yutaka.
00:53:53Yan de imasu.
00:53:54Betpin-san, Betpin-san, hitori tobashite, Yan de imasu.
00:53:59Miyazaki Hayao kantoku sakuhin, Sen to Chihiro no, Yan de imasu.
00:54:04Yan de imasu made, san byou mae.
00:54:06San, ni, Yan de imasu.
00:54:09Hayai na.
00:54:10Tsuite iketenai.
00:54:11Hacchan mada nattoku mo shite nain ka na.
00:54:15Atten no ka na kore.
00:54:19Animal Head Rebillion
00:54:28Sou Nnka Kanji?
00:54:31Sugoi wa, Tensai dawa.
00:54:33Ore wa helikopter da.
00:54:36Yabai yabai yabai.
00:54:37Jiren-tai mo kita.
00:54:41Tobu!
00:54:44Jo ore wa sugoi no.
00:54:48Oh my, I can't believe it.
00:54:50You're a helicopter pro, right?
00:54:53Then,
00:54:54I can't wait.
00:54:55I want you to recognize me as a helicopter.
00:54:59And now,
00:55:01right in front of me,
00:55:05a helicopter is stopped.
00:55:09What's so good about that?
00:55:11What's with that look?
00:55:12What's with that look?
00:55:13Why don't you recognize me?
00:55:15Why don't you recognize me?
00:55:17I want you to recognize me.
00:55:18My parents,
00:55:19my teacher,
00:55:21and my subordinates.
00:55:23You're not going to recognize me?
00:55:24And the people who come to the National Museum every day.
00:55:27You're too much of a genius.
00:55:29Just recognize me already.
00:55:30I can't keep up with you.
00:55:32Maybe it's because the times have changed.
00:55:33I'm already 50 years old.
00:55:3650?
00:55:37I'm not going to listen to you.
00:55:39Say something.
00:55:43You know,
00:55:45the person who doesn't recognize you
00:55:47the most
00:55:49is you.
00:55:50Deep?
00:55:51That's deep.
00:55:52Deep?
00:55:53Why is everyone so deep today?
00:55:54Huh?
00:55:55I'm getting a little bit hit.
00:55:56You don't have to be human.
00:55:58I'm getting dizzy.
00:55:59You're good enough.
00:56:01He's got the hang of it.
00:56:03You can stay the way you are.
00:56:05I'm going to crash.
00:56:09You're still a helicopter.
00:56:11I'm going to listen to you.
00:56:13Can you take more pictures?
00:56:15Do you want to get on the helicopter?
00:56:18You're good.
00:56:21Where should we go?
00:56:23Are you going to take a taxi?
00:56:25To the world where everyone loves me.
00:56:32That's amazing.
00:56:33I'm sorry.
00:56:34I'm sorry.
00:56:35I can't take a picture because I'm blind.
00:56:38Good.
00:56:40Good.
00:56:41Someone give him money and let him take a picture.
00:56:44We all want to be something.
00:56:48That's what this is about.
00:56:50That's what it is.
00:56:52It's proof that he struggled a few years ago.
00:56:54That's why I want to be someone like this.
00:56:56Like this.
00:56:57I see.
00:57:00I'm going to be a helicopter.
00:57:01Yasaka is a helicopter.
00:57:03I'm embarrassed that I laughed.
00:57:05That's what it is.
00:57:06You're trying to be something.
00:57:08I was trying to be something.
00:57:10You and Yamasato are good.
00:57:13When I got angry once,
00:57:15I said a lot of things to Shizu.
00:57:19Shizu is a strange character.
00:57:21After the shoot,
00:57:23don't apologize to rude people.
00:57:25I see.
00:57:26Don't do that.
00:57:27It's a strange character.
00:57:29I said,
00:57:30I'm a human being.
00:57:32Take a picture of me.
00:57:34That's cute.
00:57:36How many times can I do this?
00:57:38It's the opposite.
00:57:40It's Yama-chan.
00:57:42I'm sorry to ask you to come to the cafe.
00:57:44It's okay.
00:57:45What's the story?
00:57:47I have a girlfriend who I've been dating for a long time.
00:57:50Is it Yumi-chan?
00:57:52You've been dating for about three years.
00:57:54It's been a long time.
00:57:55Actually, I'm going to get married next time.
00:57:58What?
00:57:59Are you serious?
00:58:01I want someone to listen to my story.
00:58:04What are you talking about?
00:58:06Are you kidding me?
00:58:08I'll listen to your story today.
00:58:11I'm curious.
00:58:12I'm sorry.
00:58:13I want to ask you something.
00:58:15Are you wearing a ring when you get married?
00:58:19Just in case.
00:58:20Don't just in case.
00:58:22Show me.
00:58:23Do you want to see it?
00:58:24I want to see it.
00:58:25I'm embarrassed.
00:58:26Don't be shy.
00:58:27Hurry up.
00:58:28I'm nervous.
00:58:29Let's go.
00:58:30Ta-da!
00:58:32I'm curious.
00:58:33It's a ring.
00:58:35I'm curious.
00:58:36It's not expensive.
00:58:38It's a ring.
00:58:40It's a ring.
00:58:41It's a ring.
00:58:42It's a ring.
00:58:43I don't know what to do with it.
00:58:46I don't know what to do with it.
00:58:47It's amazing.
00:58:48I can't take this joke at the wedding announcement.
00:58:52I'm sorry.
00:58:53What's wrong with your ring?
00:58:54What?
00:58:55It's a ring.
00:58:56You bought a ring?
00:58:58It's not a ring.
00:58:59It's a thumb.
00:59:00It's a thumb.
00:59:01It's a thumb.
00:59:02You're a fool.
00:59:04Oh, well, it's a little.
00:59:07It's not a little.
00:59:09It's not a little.
00:59:11Explain this.
00:59:12I'm talking about the ring.
00:59:13I don't care about the ring.
00:59:14I'm worried about this.
00:59:15Tell me what happened.
00:59:17I was pushed by the manager and hit the desk.
00:59:22Why?
00:59:23Yoshida, the manager, was involved in a fight with the manager.
00:59:28I helped him.
00:59:29What's that?
00:59:30Tell me the details.
00:59:32I can't tell you now.
00:59:34Let me hear it.
00:59:36The manager was playing with various people in the company.
00:59:41That's what I'm talking about.
00:59:43Yoshida knew about it.
00:59:45I'm sorry.
00:59:46He refused to invite the manager to dinner.
00:59:49I'm sorry.
00:59:50I'm sorry.
00:59:51He said,
00:59:52It's the manager's order.
00:59:54What's that?
00:59:55What's that?
00:59:56It's this way.
00:59:58Right hand.
01:00:00What's that?
01:00:02I happened to pass by.
01:00:04I said,
01:00:05What are you doing?
01:00:07The manager said,
01:00:08You're in the way.
01:00:09He hit me.
01:00:10It's okay.
01:00:12I said,
01:00:13What are you doing?
01:00:15Sit down.
01:00:16He said,
01:00:17It's a fight.
01:00:18It's a fight.
01:00:19It's a fight.
01:00:20The manager said,
01:00:21No.
01:00:22It's a fight.
01:00:23It's a fight.
01:00:24It's a fight.
01:00:25It's a fight.
01:00:26It's a fight.
01:00:27It's a fight.
01:00:28That's not all.
01:00:31I'm counting on you.
01:00:34I'll make a mistake.
01:00:37It's a face-to-face game.
01:00:39A face-to-face game?
01:00:40It's a traditional Chinese game.
01:00:42Can he do it?
01:00:45I can see it.
01:00:49That's not what I mean.
01:00:51Face-to-face games are not like that.
01:00:53You have to change your face.
01:00:56It's funny.
01:00:57That's right.
01:00:58It's the same.
01:00:59It's the same.
01:01:01It's a strange face.
01:01:04It's amazing.
01:01:08It's the same.
01:01:10It's good to fight with this.
01:01:12That's right.
01:01:13What?
01:01:14It's a fight.
01:01:15No, no, no.
01:01:16It's ridiculous.
01:01:17I want to get up a little more.
01:01:19That's great.
01:01:20That's the best.
01:01:23Tomo.
01:01:24It's my job.
01:01:28What are you going to do?
01:01:31It's a C-man.
01:01:39What's this?
01:01:45You're late.
01:01:47You're late.
01:01:48Good morning.
01:01:49You're late.
01:01:50Did you get up late?
01:01:51Saegusa.
01:01:53You're late.
01:01:55I'm not going to do this with anyone.
01:02:02If you say so, anyone can do it.
01:02:06I'm sorry.
01:02:09Why are you apologizing?
01:02:11You say that.
01:02:12It's been a long time since I've seen you.
01:02:14You're right.
01:02:17I know how you feel.
01:02:20Saegusa.
01:02:22There are people in the world who put hot water in a cup noodle and eat it in less than three minutes.
01:02:33There are.
01:02:34There are a lot of people who deliver messages in various ways.
01:02:36That's the best way for them to eat.
01:02:43What's that?
01:02:45If that's the case, I don't think it's a big deal about last night.
01:02:57What do you mean?
01:02:58You should go home.
01:03:00I see.
01:03:03You should go home.
01:03:04That's terrible.
01:03:06If you say so.
01:03:09I put hot water in a cup noodle, so come in.
01:03:13I see.
01:03:22It's a message from Rouge.
01:03:24It's Rouge.
01:03:25I don't want to do it.
01:03:27Is this a parable?
01:03:32What are you going to write?
01:03:33Are you going to write it in the mirror?
01:03:34It's a message from Rouge.
01:03:35What are you going to write?
01:03:36This girl is complicated.
01:03:38She's not here.
01:03:39She's not here.
01:03:40Why did she come out in this outfit?
01:03:50I wonder why she wrote it.
01:03:55It's a bye-bye.
01:03:57Heart.
01:03:58There's something else written on it.
01:03:59It's a message from Rouge.
01:04:01Strawberry, strawberry.
01:04:04Strawberry at max.
01:04:06You have to be careful with this.
01:04:09Kazuma-san, you have to put this on your face.
01:04:11I'm sure you'll get that face.
01:04:16It's changed.
01:04:19It's written Aiko-san.
01:04:22Well.
01:04:24Let's go eat beef bowl.
01:04:28This is beef bowl.
01:04:31Kazuma is good.
01:04:32I think he'll think a lot.
01:04:33I think he'll think a lot.
01:04:34Whether to put a message in that line or not.
01:04:38He'll put it in, right?
01:04:40It's dangerous if you put this in.
01:04:43As expected.
01:04:44You have to put it in.
01:04:45As expected, he knows.
01:04:47As expected, he knows.
01:04:48That girl is no good.
01:04:53Their faces are good.
01:04:54I'm really tired today.
01:04:56You didn't do anything.
01:04:57Shut up.
01:04:58Don't say you didn't do anything.
01:05:00I worked hard.
01:05:02It's a lie.
01:05:04I trust you.
01:05:07This is today's food.
01:05:09What is this?
01:05:10Gnocchi.
01:05:11Gnocchi?
01:05:12He's aiming for it.
01:05:13Let's eat.
01:05:17Eat it with a fork.
01:05:20He's aiming for it.
01:05:21My gnocchi is crying.
01:05:24He's aiming for it.
01:05:25It's really good.
01:05:26It's really good.
01:05:28If it's good, I'll put it in the new menu.
01:05:32You should definitely put it in.
01:05:33It's good.
01:05:35He trusts you a lot.
01:05:38Kim Tak's way of sitting.
01:05:40Shut up.
01:05:41Kim Tak's way of sitting.
01:05:42Shut up, manager.
01:05:44Shut up, really.
01:05:45Did you lose weight?
01:05:47Did you lose weight?
01:05:48How did you do it?
01:05:52I see. It's because of the part-time job I can't use.
01:05:54Maybe you lost weight.
01:05:55Shut up, really.
01:05:57I don't like this way of sitting.
01:06:01I suddenly lost weight.
01:06:03You lost weight this year.
01:06:04I lost weight.
01:06:05Really?
01:06:06I think you can do it.
01:06:07Really?
01:06:08I think you can do it.
01:06:10You can do it if you touch it.
01:06:11I'm the type to shake the frying pan with my abs.
01:06:15That's why I'm doing that.
01:06:16I don't know if the kitchen joke will continue.
01:06:18Are you the type to shake the frying pan with your abs?
01:06:19I think you can do it.
01:06:21Can I touch it?
01:06:22Can I touch it?
01:06:23Of course.
01:06:24Doesn't it hurt?
01:06:25Not at all.
01:06:26Really?
01:06:29You look happy.
01:06:32You look happy.
01:06:33I'm happy.
01:06:34Doesn't it hurt?
01:06:35Not at all.
01:06:36That's amazing.
01:06:37Ardente.
01:06:38You look like you're trying to win.
01:06:40Ardente?
01:06:41My abs?
01:06:42What is that?
01:06:43It's a joke.
01:06:44You don't understand.
01:06:45It's an Italian joke.
01:06:47You don't understand.
01:06:48You don't understand.
01:06:49You don't need to eat anymore.
01:06:50You look like you can do it.
01:06:51You don't need to eat anymore.
01:06:52You look like you can do it.
01:06:53You look like you can do it.
01:06:54Are you disappointed in me?
01:06:57Are you disappointed in me?
01:06:58That's amazing.
01:07:00I want to see the end of that.
01:07:04It's still 8 o'clock.
01:07:06My legs are getting comfortable.
01:07:08You can go up there.
01:07:09You can go up there.
01:07:10I want to keep working.
01:07:11Don't worry.
01:07:12It's still 8 o'clock.
01:07:13I will work on my card at 10 o'clock.
01:07:17That's amazing.
01:07:18Good job.
01:07:19Good job.
01:07:21Let's go.
01:07:22Yeah
01:07:52You know, my name is Yamamoto, and I'm from Seiwa.
01:07:55Nice to meet you.
01:07:56I'm nervous.
01:07:58Of course you are.
01:07:59Can I do a magic trick?
01:08:01A magic trick?
01:08:02You should do it before the show.
01:08:04A person.
01:08:05This.
01:08:06A wife.
01:08:07Don't give me that.
01:08:08It changes the meaning.
01:08:09Is it funny?
01:08:10What are you asking?
01:08:11Don't ask me if it's funny.
01:08:13I'm doing sports now.
01:08:17I don't understand what you're saying.
01:08:19I'm doing sports now.
01:08:20I've been doing sports recently.
01:08:21You started recently.
01:08:23I started playing baseball.
01:08:24Isn't it good for your health?
01:08:25Yes, it's good.
01:08:26You can't play baseball because you're not athletic.
01:08:29I can play baseball.
01:08:30You can't, can you?
01:08:31I can.
01:08:32Can you really do it?
01:08:35Can I really do it?
01:08:39That's what I'm asking.
01:08:40You can't do it.
01:08:42I'll teach you.
01:08:43I'll do a batter.
01:08:45It's hard to hit the ball in the right direction, so I'll teach you that.
01:08:48The right batter hits the ball in the right direction.
01:08:51It's hard.
01:08:52First, close your arms and pull your chin.
01:08:55Look at the ball until the end.
01:08:57Look at the ball until the end.
01:08:59My face is flowing.
01:09:01My face is flowing.
01:09:03You can do it like this.
01:09:05I'm looking at the ball.
01:09:07I'm looking at the ball.
01:09:08I'll do it again.
01:09:09Close your arms and pull your chin.
01:09:11Look at the ball until the end.
01:09:14My face is flowing.
01:09:16I don't know what you're talking about.
01:09:17My face is flowing.
01:09:19I'm looking at the ball.
01:09:21Look at the ball until the end.
01:09:23Look at the ball until the end.
01:09:26My face is flowing.
01:09:31Hello, I'm MJ.
01:09:32Hello.
01:09:33Thank you for inviting me.
01:09:35You're popular.
01:09:37You're popular.
01:09:39MJ?
01:09:40I said I was a fan of you.
01:09:42Are you MJ?
01:09:44Are you MJ?
01:09:45I'm worried about your future.
01:09:49He is a fool.
01:09:51I'm worried that I'm a fan.
01:09:53He is a fool.
01:09:54He's a fool.
01:09:56He's a fool.
01:09:58He is a fool.
01:10:01He's a fool.
01:10:03He's a fool.
01:10:05He's a fool.
01:10:07He's a fool.
01:10:09He's a fool.
01:10:12It's too loud.
01:10:14It's too loud?
01:10:16I can't listen to this.
01:10:18It's too loud.
01:10:20It's been a while since I've heard it.
01:10:22Let's use it as an AM radio.
01:10:24It's not the time to talk.
01:10:26It's too loud.
01:10:28I don't know why MJ called me.
01:10:30It's too loud.
01:10:32You love me, don't you?
01:10:34Shut up.
01:10:36Thank you.
01:10:38It's too loud.
01:10:40It's too loud.
01:10:42He's good at singing.
01:10:44He's just like me.
01:10:46He's been practicing.
01:10:48Wow.
01:10:50I can't keep up.
01:10:52He's the coolest.
01:10:54Fans are crying.
01:10:56He's just like me.
01:10:58He's the coolest.
01:11:00He's the coolest.
01:11:02He's the coolest.
01:11:04He's the coolest.
01:11:06He's the coolest.
01:11:08He's the coolest.
01:11:10His voice is great.
01:11:12It's really deep.
01:11:14His voice is really deep.
01:11:16I can't be on TV.
01:11:30He said funny things.
01:11:32I
01:11:44Think it's time to see you
01:11:51Come on down over here
01:12:02I
01:12:32I
01:12:37You don't know
01:12:41It
01:12:44Out of the window
01:12:46Don't see a cue nihondai show I show samurai Japan. Hi
01:12:53Don't see hockey nihondai show
01:12:56I show samurai
01:12:59Sweetie, I was a big
01:13:03Sweetie, I was a kid
01:13:06Sweetie, I was a kid
01:13:09Sweetie, I was a kid
01:13:11I'm still here. I'm gonna be coming up. My a my a Nagasaki guski. Dakara. Daiju kaiki
01:13:19Nantai Kai
01:13:20Tsuruno champon in Nagasaki
01:13:24Novozaki, Kyoto
01:13:27Doko kakezure
01:13:33Doko kakezure
01:13:37Doko kakezure
01:13:41Dashi hokey nihondai show I show samurai Japan
01:13:482009 nihyoki hanko I show samurai
01:13:53Japan
01:14:00It's not right about I don't know
01:14:10Oh, I see
01:14:12Kousuma yeah, okay. I'm gonna say
01:14:16I
01:14:22Don't know what to do
01:14:26Subhashin
01:14:28Sugoi Joshi Tachino
01:14:32Chunk tuna I
01:14:34Have
01:14:38To have coin on the case I think about it. I don't know about that. It's a tiny
01:14:53To do it
01:14:55as a collection
01:14:57Oh
01:15:27Yeah, I don't know
01:15:29My yeah, it's time for that. I got a new single color. So what's up?
01:15:32Hey, wait a minute!
01:15:38I got it!
01:15:40Tameguchi means
01:15:42If you use it, you're in a bad mood!
01:15:46Oh, I see.
01:15:48You're in a bad mood!
01:15:50Oh, I see.
01:15:52Excuse me.
01:15:54Can I borrow your phone?
01:15:56I'm sorry. I just got a call.
01:15:58My name is Arakawa.
01:16:00Yes.
01:16:01It doesn't matter if it's a desk or a table.
01:16:03Yes, I'm sorry. I'm busy.
01:16:05Excuse me.
01:16:07Oh!
01:16:09I got it!
01:16:11If you use it, you're in a bad mood!
01:16:14Thank you for noticing.
01:16:16You're welcome.
01:16:22Hey, I think you should use honorifics.
01:16:25Oh, she said it.
01:16:35Oh!
01:16:37I don't know.
01:16:39I don't know.
01:16:41But he was Tameguchi.
01:16:43I noticed it.
01:16:45If I had a worse attitude,
01:16:47I might have noticed him.
01:16:49Hey!
01:16:51Hey, behind you!
01:16:53I'll change the plan to a cheaper one.
01:16:55Shut up!
01:16:57I'll make it for my family.
01:16:59Shut up!
01:17:01I'm calling the police.
01:17:03She called the police.
01:17:05Hey!
01:17:07You should behave yourself.
01:17:09I'm saying this for you.
01:17:11I don't want to give up you.
01:17:13Are you doing this for me?
01:17:15I'm doing this only for myself.
01:17:17It doesn't make sense!
01:17:19Leave me alone!
01:17:21Maria
01:17:29He got I can stick a little guy in the name how do you can say yeah, they got a scene you're good to be mass
01:17:40You know what the one kind of me, I don't know sir
01:17:45Hmm
01:18:15So no tabemono Baccarin, what I didn't know that they gave me yeah, yeah, I never had a
01:18:19Okashi, oh, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Thank you. No. Yeah, I'm shit. You gave me up there. I don't
01:18:26Think yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm money. It's a tight. Yeah tonight. You're so
01:18:32It's gonna take a look at it. Oh, yeah
01:18:34Oh
01:19:04Oh
01:19:34Yeah, yeah
01:20:04Yeah
01:20:34Oh
01:21:04The key my mother's study was the only one more than a minute ago. So so so
01:21:12That they are the same it's got a little hold up a lot
01:21:15That's just a little bit of the photo. So I'm not a scar that they might not get to do
01:21:19She was a little bit of a man do you want to do this? I can't love you. I was a bucket
01:21:23Oh
01:21:53Mama no propose a good
01:21:59Show somebody
01:22:02Demo my nitsubo karate. So what is a stick?
01:22:11You look no more a nice and you look say this
01:22:16It's a nice day. Yeah. Yeah, it's coming
01:22:23School you know, it's me. So she'll stick with it. It'll be tight
01:22:28More mama no, my no, they're not she shows it to me. So you're gonna check out
01:22:32No, my no, my no, I'm not there. Not nearly this guy. Oh, she's a yoga. What a cutie
01:22:37Cutie, I'm not gonna be a cute teacher. Thank you
01:22:42Harder
01:22:46Hey, man, I don't forget it. What am I doing?
01:22:53Mama so they good to put a little bit of a ticket a she's a good to know that it's your
01:22:57Shower, so no, you don't show us a night. I hope not that I can be someone you're gonna get it
01:23:00You're gonna push it up your cookie. So names there about my talk with it. Oh my mother's a knuckle. They're honored
01:23:06Wow, so I'm part of it. I don't know
01:23:09Okay, no, you can't this okay. Can I get in there? Go right there. I don't know
01:23:17My mama tempo, but so boys know I'm a tsukkomi. I'm afraid that's come to come to die. Yeah
01:23:24Sake, I can't it's cool
01:23:27Not gonna come to me
01:23:31Come on, I thought I put in again. Thank you. He's in trouble
01:23:37Megumi son I own a multi item
01:23:44When I come to suit you, yeah, we're going to show you which was she I got to go
01:23:53Yeah, I never got into that
01:23:55It's been cool guy to this high security
01:23:57I'm a cos I don't have what's that in the corner Garfield are clear. Oh, yeah, but I already know me darling. Oh, yeah
01:24:01I'm the food adventure. Oh, so I had a book. I say Garfield
01:24:07Hi, I'm sure Garfield touch it. Take a look. What's next? Oh, no jinx. No, I am today, ma'am
01:24:13Thank you
01:24:15I
01:24:45I
01:25:15Is there a way to prevent it?
01:25:17If there is a video like this, everyone will watch it.
01:25:19Please stretch.
01:25:21Put out your right hand and put out your left hand.
01:25:24As it is, a sheet mask.
01:25:27What is a sheet mask?
01:25:29What is a sheet mask?
01:25:31What is a sheet mask?
01:25:33What is the best place to live in spring?
01:25:37Well, it's convenient in Shibuya and Shinjuku.
01:25:42It's a sheet mask.
01:25:44It's a sheet mask.
01:25:46It's very strong.
01:25:48I used to wear it when I was young.
01:25:50You often found it.
01:25:52I'm wearing a sheet mask.
01:25:54I can see your face.
01:25:56I'm wearing a sheet mask twice.
01:25:58It's like an ad for a magazine.
01:26:00Everyone is playing around.
01:26:04After this, we will collaborate with Tomochika Ichiyoshi and Okinawan entertainer Alin Kurin.
01:26:13I like alcohol.
01:26:16I'm boiling a can of beer.
01:26:18It's a cupid holding the inside.
01:26:21It's pizza time.
01:26:23Many many pizzas.
01:26:31Chris, are you doing your best to laugh?
01:26:33I'm doing my best.
01:26:35There are more people now.
01:26:37It's difficult.
01:26:39Do your best.
01:26:41I'm doing my best.
01:26:43I was surprised.
01:26:47Do you often come here?
01:26:49I often come here.
01:26:51I don't subscribe to YouTube.
01:26:53Wait a minute.
01:26:55You are strict.
01:26:57You are a liar.
01:26:59You are a liar.
01:27:01You are a liar.
01:27:03You are a liar.
01:27:05I take good care of it.
01:27:07I take good care of it.
01:27:09Mom.
01:27:11I lost the key to the public house.
01:27:14I heard it from a local.
01:27:16I heard it from a local.
01:27:18I lost the key to the public house.
01:27:20I'm always angry.
01:27:22It's your own key.
01:27:24I'm teaching you.
01:27:26This is the key.
01:27:28You two had a good time.
01:27:30You are the senior.
01:27:32I'm sorry, Mom.
01:27:34You are the senior in Okinawa.
01:27:36I don't know about Chris, but I don't think it's a good idea to trust him.
01:27:40It's not like that.
01:27:41What's not like that?
01:27:44I wanted him to be independent after he got the key to the National Museum.
01:27:52The National Museum.
01:27:53He can do whatever he wants.
01:27:55He lost the key to the National Museum.
01:27:57I thought he was angry.
01:27:59He's a good person.
01:28:00No.
01:28:01He's doing it for Ya.
01:28:04He can do it without laughing.
01:28:10Do you understand what I'm saying?
01:28:12He's entrusted with the key.
01:28:14I'm saying that Chris should be in a position to entrust the key.
01:28:17In the future.
01:28:18In the future.
01:28:20But it's easy to say that he trusts you.
01:28:24It's not good to give him the key, the cash card, or the money.
01:28:28He really trusts you.
01:28:30Chris.
01:28:31You should entrust the key to me.
01:28:33What?
01:28:34The key to the National Museum?
01:28:35I'm sorry.
01:28:38You can't laugh.
01:28:39I'm sorry.
01:28:40But you should trust me.
01:28:42I'm sorry.
01:28:43You should trust me.
01:28:44You should trust me.
01:28:45I'm sorry.
01:28:46Don't say that.
01:28:47Don't say that.
01:28:48You should trust me.
01:28:52He's bothering many people.
01:28:54You should apologize to him.
01:28:56I don't want to.
01:28:57Apologize to the president of the men's club.
01:28:59Apologize to the president of the women's club.
01:29:01Apologize to the president of the boys' club.
01:29:02Apologize to the president of the children's club.
01:29:03Apologize to all of them.
01:29:04Apologize to the dogs that live in the National Museum.
01:29:07I'm not kidding.
01:29:08This has nothing to do with humans or animals.
01:29:10I'm not kidding.
01:29:11I thought it was a joke.
01:29:14This is not a joke.
01:29:17The sea of turquoise blue.
01:29:20The coral that must be protected.
01:29:24The ginseng.
01:29:25Eat the ginseng.
01:29:26Don't joke.
01:29:29That's strange.
01:29:31I'll eat your head.
01:29:36This is what Yageya would say.
01:29:38I'll eat the head.
01:29:40It's not easy.
01:29:41Thank you.
01:29:42We don't need to work hard anymore.
01:29:43Thank you.
01:29:44We have to work hard.
01:29:46VIP will come soon.
01:29:47Thank you for today.
01:29:49Please come back.
01:29:50Please come back.
01:29:51Do you want to talk with VIP?
01:29:53Yes.
01:29:54I
01:30:24Know
01:30:54It's
01:31:24Yeah
01:31:54They kind of a car yeah
01:31:58Get it
01:32:02Don't worry the cocoa game you know since that's not getting it
01:32:07I'm sure get it by now
01:32:10No, they're clearly second in touch
01:32:13Chidori noxious go konya a can okachitotta sakuhin
01:32:21Tomochika are in clean okinawa truck
01:32:25I'm sure
01:32:27Honey, it's a big night. Okinawa. Let's not go. It's not going to happen. I'm a shoo-shoo
01:32:33Google I don't care
01:32:37Coca-cola yes, Tony, Matthew
01:32:41Private Joe
01:32:43Megumi what it's don't not okay. Well, I said, you must end. Oh, you know
01:32:49Boy boy talk
01:32:55Shuppa Tsuji can't meet a
01:32:57Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, they take a demo. Yeah, don't shut up. Oh, I said I cry you got it. Oh, Josh
01:33:03You must have seen it on tonight. That's got it. I'm all supposed to have said to you. That's fine
01:33:07Yeah, no, but I'm not even I said come on
01:33:11So I think that's the new building
01:33:14I don't see this coming
01:33:17You won't end up so you have to get out of it. Oh my what I don't want to do this. Oh, they won't come on
01:33:24They won't make you can't get out of it. Oh, yes. Oh cute. Oh, no, I'm cute
01:33:33You're good night. Yeah, it's all good. Okay. Yes, I'm back. I don't know
01:33:36I
01:34:06I said a weird joke and made the studio look weird.
01:34:11What?
01:34:12I didn't mean to say that.
01:34:15It's just my personality.
01:34:17I said a weird joke and made the studio look weird.
01:34:19Don't look at me like that.
01:34:25In the news of the aquarium,
01:34:27In the news of the aquarium,
01:34:29In the news of the aquarium,
01:34:31In the news of the aquarium,
01:34:35I was asked to watch the aquarium,
01:34:37I was asked to watch the aquarium,
01:34:40my wife said she would kiss the dolphins.
01:34:43She said it was an option and a separate bonus.
01:34:47I'm excited.
01:34:50That's not good.
01:34:52In my heart,
01:34:54I'd like to take him to the aquarium someday.
01:34:58I want viewers to see the aquarium and say,
01:35:00I'd like to see the aquarium and say,
01:35:02it's 500 yen.
01:35:04If I didn't get the right information, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
01:35:07I was sure that the woman was black.
01:35:10But I didn't realize that she was a Simoleon.
01:35:13If I didn't hear it, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
01:35:17One more time?
01:35:19Do you want to say it again?
01:35:20It was like Sekuhara.
01:35:23But it's human nature.
01:35:25It's difficult.
01:35:26It's a bit of a filter.
01:35:28I'm doing my best.
01:35:31Yama-chan is a young entertainer.
01:35:34What kind of entertainer is he?
01:35:37He is an entertainer of the 20th century.
01:35:41The 20th century is Osaka.
01:35:43The 20th century is very interesting.
01:35:45Manzai is very interesting.
01:35:46Bokeh is also interesting.
01:35:48Tsukkomi is also hard and interesting.
01:35:50Shige-chan in Tsukkomi is like a rich man in Asia.
01:35:56That's right.
01:35:58The other one is Batteries.
01:36:00I've heard of it.
01:36:03Until now, there were a lot of stupid people in Manzai.
01:36:07There were a lot of stupid people.
01:36:10This is the first type of stupid person in Manzai.
01:36:12Is he an ace?
01:36:13Yes, he is an ace.
01:36:14He was an ace who played baseball.
01:36:16He is a stupid person.
01:36:18But he is a different type of stupid person than before.
01:36:20That's right.
01:36:21He does a lot of jokes.
01:36:24It's like Tsukkomi in a strange place.
01:36:26It's very interesting.
01:36:28He is like a young man in Osaka.
01:36:32He has a lot of habits.
01:36:34He has a good personality.
01:36:36Megumi, what do you think of him?
01:36:38I really like SHIDORI.
01:36:40I'm glad to hear that.
01:36:42We are from the same hometown.
01:36:44He is from Okayama.
01:36:45TAIGO is a bad boyfriend of SHIDORI.
01:36:49That's right.
01:36:51He is like a father who is watering a horse outside his friend's house.
01:36:59He is like a father who is watering a horse outside his friend's house.
01:37:01I remember that.
01:37:03Megumi said he was a bad boyfriend of SHIDORI.
01:37:08TAIGO's face at that time was the same as the school zone.
01:37:13TAIGO was the manager of the Italian restaurant.
01:37:15TAIGO was not a manzai.
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01:37:21I have to ride on the back of the horse.